Leslie Gray Streeter

7:52 Oscar time: Some last pre-show thoughts!

Chris Connelly just said "We wish we knew how to quit you." Uh-huh. That phrase has officially jumped the shark, tried to jump back over it, and been eaten by it. It is the Robert Shaw of catch-phrases.

Nominee Rachel Weisz, who is 21 months pregnant, needs to stop talking to Shark Boy and get inside. I hear they may be giving out awards in there!

Jamie Foxx has brought his sister with him. He's wearing a striped blue shirt that doesn't exactly match his tie but looks fantastic anyway. That boy just can't look bad.

They're showing Jessica again, and she just may be the best dressed woman here. My buddy Jason just called to say he thought Felicity Huffman looked amazing - Nikki thinks her dress is too low-cut. I think she's gorgeous.

Oh, Lordy. It's that uncomfortable time when Billy Bush walks around with a mic and makes people nervous. Maybe he'll ask Sandra Bullock who slapped her.

Great. That was mercifully short.

You ready? No, me neither. But I'm working and you've got the nachos and aren't leaving the house anyway. So we're all in this together. Let's get snarky.