Leslie Gray Streeter

6:35 pm Oscar time: Good golly, Miss Dolly!

Dolly Parton is my new hero, because she's beautiful and talented and funny and because she won't let Isaac Mizrahi get a word in edgewise and probably say something tacky about her boobs.

This Guiliana girl is the new Melissa Rivers: She has nothing to say, but yet she won't stop talking. She actually said "The stars are showing up. They are showing up?"

Really? I thought they were all out doing karaoke at the local Taco Bell.

George Clooney is so classy, because you can tell he kinda thinks Isaac Mizrahi is an idiot but he is too classy to say. That's OK, baby. We get it.

Now Isaac is hitting on Eric Bana, and he is ignoring Eric's question about whether he is going to behave this evening and not, you know, fondle anyone. Oh, so we can dish it out but not take it, hmmm?

Did Guiliana just use the word "co-lovers" to describe Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban? What does that involve? Why is she still here? Can't someone send her to the Coffee Bean for some creamer or something? One day..perhaps today...she'll realize that she sounds stupid. But then again, if she did, she probably wouldn't have her job.