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DEL.ICIO.USForget Surgery: Gum Promises Breast Enhancement
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Zoft Breast Enlargement Gum If you must increase your bust, but gas prices have tapped your plastic surgery fund, there may still be hope. This time you don’t have to go under the knife. Just pop a few pieces of gum in your mouth everyday.
Zoft Breast Enhancement Gum, which can be purchased without a prescription, contains Fenugreek Seed Extract, Fennel Seed, and 11 other herbs that the company says will deliver “larger, fuller, firmer breasts.” Don’t worry, ladies, all the weight should go to your cups, not your hips.
Zoft Worldwide Best Supplements sells 5 packs of the gum for $34.95 and even contains a few testimonials. A 60-something woman from Gainseville claims: I recently decided to try Zoft Breast Enhancement Gum and my breasts have become very firm again and I am amazed they are also growing even more. I really didn’t think this could happen.
The gum also fights tooth decay and offers stress relief. Now about those bubbles…
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By Not falling for this
August 18, 2008 2:13 PM | Link to this
There’s a sucker born every minute. If you believe gum will increase your breast size then I have ocean front property in Heber Springs, Arkansas for sale…cheap!
By Missy
August 18, 2008 2:14 PM | Link to this
Give me a break!!!
By J.D.
August 18, 2008 2:22 PM | Link to this
Ahh, tis a sign of the times. What would life be without snake oil peddlers? If they fall for this they deserve to lose the 35 bucks.
By RJONES
August 18, 2008 2:29 PM | Link to this
I guess they could call it DDouble Bubble Gum.
By RJONES
August 18, 2008 2:31 PM | Link to this
I wonder if they offer it in Melon flavor?
By Gary and Wyatt
August 18, 2008 2:34 PM | Link to this
Remember, anything more than a mouthful is a waste.
Of gum that is! Get your minds out of the gutter!
By Ron Lewis
August 18, 2008 2:36 PM | Link to this
haaaaaa ddouble bubble…… now thats funny
By RJONES
August 18, 2008 2:37 PM | Link to this
They need to offer in Milk Chocolate.
By Ron Lewis
August 18, 2008 2:38 PM | Link to this
melon flavor.. your killin me…
By RJONES
August 18, 2008 2:41 PM | Link to this
There is a cheaper way to make your breasts look bigger. Date a guy with small hands.
By RJONES
August 18, 2008 2:44 PM | Link to this
Only a real boob would believe that claim.
By RJONES
August 18, 2008 2:47 PM | Link to this
If that stuff worked, I would be udderly amazed.
By ThaMan
August 18, 2008 2:50 PM | Link to this
It works if you buy the 5 packs and stick 2.5 packs inside each bra cup.
By Jo-el
August 18, 2008 2:56 PM | Link to this
I know just the person to whom I’ll recommend that! I once said to her, “Hey, I just heard something that’ll knock your boobs off …oh, I see you’ve already heard it”!
“Double your flavor, double your size…”
By RJONES
August 18, 2008 2:56 PM | Link to this
They could call it ‘Alphabet Gum’. A B C D………
By RJONES
August 18, 2008 3:03 PM | Link to this
The gum sounds mouthwatering.
By RJONES
August 18, 2008 3:06 PM | Link to this
Double your pleasure, double your fun……
By James
August 18, 2008 3:09 PM | Link to this
I hope some lady’s husband does not go for some gum that in the wife’s pocket book!
By RJONES
August 18, 2008 3:13 PM | Link to this
I think some of you girls need to try it, and keep me abreast of the situation.
By Anita
August 18, 2008 3:13 PM | Link to this
You know what they say about a man with “small hands” and if you don’t know you better ask somebody!
By Peanuts
August 18, 2008 3:14 PM | Link to this
In the famous words of Lucy Van Pelt…”Boy, are you stupid Charlie Brown”
By Heather
August 18, 2008 3:15 PM | Link to this
I can’t wait to try it!
By RJONES
August 18, 2008 3:16 PM | Link to this
I wonder if the ingredients are ‘organic’ and ‘freshly squeezed’?
By b
August 18, 2008 3:28 PM | Link to this
This is the breast… er… best ajc blog I have ever read!
By RJONES
August 18, 2008 3:30 PM | Link to this
Some guys like big breasts, some like small ones. Me, I am in the middle.
By Joe
August 18, 2008 3:30 PM | Link to this
Them alphabet boys on a mission!!!
By RJONES
August 18, 2008 3:34 PM | Link to this
Do you have to special order this gum, or can you buy it off the rack?
By Mike
August 18, 2008 3:42 PM | Link to this
I predict that this gum will be a bust. It is a titillating concept, though.
By RJONES
August 18, 2008 3:45 PM | Link to this
Gives a new meaning to the Doublemint Twins.
By David
August 18, 2008 3:47 PM | Link to this
Ron Lewis, Double D Bubble; now that’s funny!