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DEL.ICIO.USIt’s so hot….
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
To take your mind, however briefly, from the perspiration and blast-furnace air, we’re hoping you can spread a little humor.
Help with your “it’s so hot” one-liners. A few to get you started.
It’s so hot…
… the cows are giving evaporated milk.
… you fed the chickens cracked ice so they wouldn’t lay hard-boiled eggs.
… that there are things in your home that don’t work: your air conditioner, your refrigerator and your kids.
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By Deborah Norton
August 7, 2007 9:48 AM | Link to this
It is so hot…..
…that my outdoor thermometer was banging on the door to come inside.
By Mr. Freeze
August 7, 2007 9:51 AM | Link to this
Its so hot its summertime in Georgia! Really, what’s the big deal… why all the hype about the weather? Its always been like this at this time of year.
By Rick
August 7, 2007 9:58 AM | Link to this
that instead of getting hit by blue ice falling from that plane overhead, you get doused in blue rain.
By Jason Boswell
August 7, 2007 9:58 AM | Link to this
Michael Vick gave his fighting dogs the day off
By Lilburn Observer
August 7, 2007 9:59 AM | Link to this
I went to the grocery store and bought a frozen dinner, microwave popcorn, and a T-bone steak. I put my groceries in my trunk and drove home. When I got home and opened my trunk, the frozen dinner was cooked, my popcorn had popped, and my T-bone steak was cooked medium-rare!
By KB
August 7, 2007 10:03 AM | Link to this
Its so hot out that SUV drivers dont care.
Its so hot out that Blues are turning Red
By R jones
August 7, 2007 10:04 AM | Link to this
It is so hot that I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking !
By LINDA GLOVER
August 7, 2007 10:04 AM | Link to this
IT’S SO HOT MY BRAINS ARE FRIED.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 10:06 AM | Link to this
It is so hot that the farmer was plowing his field and the corn began to pop. His mule looked up and thought it was snowing, so he lay down and froze to death !
By R jones
August 7, 2007 10:07 AM | Link to this
It is so hot and dry that I found a tick on a catfish!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 10:09 AM | Link to this
It is so hot that the farmer’s pigs melted in the potato field, and french fries came up!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 10:10 AM | Link to this
It is so hot, my thermometer ran out of numbers!
By had enough
August 7, 2007 10:12 AM | Link to this
It is so hot that I know the devil is up here in somebody’s house playing cards.
By TOMMY
August 7, 2007 10:14 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot I saw a fire hydrant fighting over 2 dogs
By Derrick
August 7, 2007 10:14 AM | Link to this
…. my swiming pool wanted to go take a swim.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 10:19 AM | Link to this
It is so hot that we discover that asphalt has a liquid state!
By robc
August 7, 2007 10:22 AM | Link to this
It is so hot that when My father in-law was plowing his field next to a corn field the corn started popping and falling from the sky. The mule he was using thought it was snowing so it laid down and froze to death.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 10:22 AM | Link to this
It is so hot that all the Democratic candidates were showing cleavage!
By TSherrod
August 7, 2007 10:29 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot. God must have set the thermostat to cremation!
By DA
August 7, 2007 10:34 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot that R. Jones took the day off work so that he could send in multiple comments!
By Rick
August 7, 2007 10:34 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot that the Devil’s canceled his fiddling re-match with Johnny ‘cause he’d rather stay where it’s cooler.
By Mark
August 7, 2007 10:36 AM | Link to this
Its so hot that not even Mike Vick would touch it!
By geekboy
August 7, 2007 10:36 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot George Bush thought he was back in Alabama hiding from the his daddy, military duty and the cocaine police.
By JRR
August 7, 2007 10:40 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot, I wore my wrinkled clothes outside, and got them steam pressed
By Gatorlaw
August 7, 2007 10:45 AM | Link to this
It’s so hat…..my lipstick melts in my purse!
By E
August 7, 2007 10:47 AM | Link to this
It’s Soooo Hot!
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
Cows are giving evaporated milk.
STAY COOL!
By Ash
August 7, 2007 10:55 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot that… I wana take my clothes off!! heheehee
By ajw
August 7, 2007 10:57 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot, people can’t even come up with a good “its so hot” joke.
By Coco
August 7, 2007 11:04 AM | Link to this
It is sooo hot that even Governor Perdue is dropping his nickname - Sonny!
By Andrew
August 7, 2007 11:07 AM | Link to this
It is so hot that Al Gore halucinated that Global Warming doesn’t exsist.
By Jonathan
August 7, 2007 11:13 AM | Link to this
It’s hotter than two squirrels cracking nuts in a wool sock.
By QC
August 7, 2007 11:13 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot…the heat is knocking on my door to come to cool off…
By One
August 7, 2007 11:25 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot…..hot water now comes out of both taps. (It’s true!)
By R jones
August 7, 2007 11:40 AM | Link to this
It is so hot that your mama’s deodorant started sweating!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 11:42 AM | Link to this
It is so hot that my shingles are in the gutter!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 11:43 AM | Link to this
The sun is so intense that even Rosie Odonald got an all over tan!
By Papa
August 7, 2007 11:44 AM | Link to this
… my fried green tomatoes are still on the vine …
By R jones
August 7, 2007 11:45 AM | Link to this
It is so hot, I had to put sunscreen on my sidewalk!
By STORM WARNING
August 7, 2007 11:56 AM | Link to this
It was so hot Bill Clinton got a slurpee and then went to 7/11.
By demelo
August 7, 2007 11:57 AM | Link to this
It’s so HOT that I going to work with a ICE Pack in my Butt .
By bubba
August 7, 2007 11:57 AM | Link to this
its hotter than two mice having sex in a wool sock
By Happy Wife
August 7, 2007 11:57 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot…My heating & air guy, husband is making a small fortune!
By ice cold
August 7, 2007 12:02 PM | Link to this
Its so hot that I saw the devil on the corner selling lemonade.
By Kathie
August 7, 2007 12:03 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot the retirement home is having a wet t-shirt contest.
By Falcons Dude
August 7, 2007 12:04 PM | Link to this
it’s so hot, the trees are bribing the dogs!
By Jerry
August 7, 2007 12:04 PM | Link to this
Its so hot that I drove across town and slapped my momma.
By Rana
August 7, 2007 12:07 PM | Link to this
It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.
By E
August 7, 2007 12:11 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, I saw the Devil riding the Bus
By Stuck
August 7, 2007 12:14 PM | Link to this
its so hot i saw the devil sitting in the living room
By kb
August 7, 2007 12:15 PM | Link to this
Its so hot that some nutjobs think the earth is 6000 years old
By WL
August 7, 2007 12:18 PM | Link to this
Hotter than Fish Grease
By Rick
August 7, 2007 12:18 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot:
Wishful-thinking people are storming Blockbuster to rent copies of “The Big Chill.”
People are climbing in their hot tubs just to cool off.
When road crews “pour asphalt,” they really pour asphalt!
By Becky
August 7, 2007 12:27 PM | Link to this
I would love to have a good joke to share, but my boss won’t let us turn the air lower, because she said that we are freezing her to death with it on 74%..
By jim smith
August 7, 2007 12:29 PM | Link to this
it’s so hot..my “jerry cules” have turned into dry knots!
By BCR
August 7, 2007 12:32 PM | Link to this
Satan wants to know if we can turn the air up
By Sam
August 7, 2007 12:33 PM | Link to this
It’s hotter than a $2 diamond bracelet!
By CJ
August 7, 2007 12:33 PM | Link to this
It’s hotter than a Mansion Madam!
By sparta man
August 7, 2007 12:36 PM | Link to this
It so hot, even hearts of cold hearted Republicans are warming up. …..just barely.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 12:37 PM | Link to this
It is so hot, my Right Guard left!
By sparta man
August 7, 2007 12:39 PM | Link to this
Her darling, that should be 74”o” not 74%. (“o” degree sign is raised.)
By R jones
August 7, 2007 12:40 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that even Rednecks won’t go fishin’ !
By RoyJ
August 7, 2007 12:41 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, I saw water drinking water.
By Becky
August 7, 2007 12:41 PM | Link to this
it’s hotter than chicken snot.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 12:43 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that Hillary made a pass at Bill !
By R jones
August 7, 2007 12:46 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that in Roman Numerals the temperature is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVVVVVVVVV degrees !
By thaddeus works
August 7, 2007 12:46 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that the devil asked “who turned the heat on Hell”.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 12:48 PM | Link to this
It is sO h ott tha my c mputor is mE lTing !
By JB
August 7, 2007 12:49 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot that Paris Hilton is now saying OUCH!
By Becky
August 7, 2007 12:50 PM | Link to this
sparta man..you’re right, sorry about that..the heat got to me..
By R jones
August 7, 2007 12:51 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that the chemical symbol for water is now H2ooooooooohhhh !
By rob
August 7, 2007 12:51 PM | Link to this
its so hot, we all know who Rosie Odonald is?
By R jones
August 7, 2007 12:53 PM | Link to this
It is so hot, I went to a Sushi Bar and all they had was fried fish !
By Rob
August 7, 2007 12:53 PM | Link to this
ITs so hot, that Fox is doing shows, Hell’s Living Room, Hell’s Bedroom, Hell’s Bathroom, and Hell’s Dinning room, to go along with Hell’s Kitchen!!!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 12:59 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that Guy Sharp and Johnny Beckman came back from retirement !
By pdiddyGT
August 7, 2007 1:03 PM | Link to this
it’s so hot,…
algore stopped complaining
michael moore made a movie about the “oppressed cold temperatures”
hillary promised 1/7th of the heat to “help the children”
uga football players stopped drinking beer during practice
global warming is the biggest joke since jimmy carter’s presidency
By R jones
August 7, 2007 1:04 PM | Link to this
It is so hot, my thermometer asked for a raise!
By Rickster
August 7, 2007 1:07 PM | Link to this
It’s Hotter than Seven Sissies!!!
By Old School
August 7, 2007 1:08 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, my belly fat melted and has settled around my ankles!
By Jill
August 7, 2007 1:12 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, men are experiencing menopause!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 1:17 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that the birds are flying South for the summer!
By Old School
August 7, 2007 1:18 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, the kids down here are cooling off by bobbing for french fries.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 1:23 PM | Link to this
It is so hot, the Weather Channel went off the air!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 1:25 PM | Link to this
Today’s forecast; Temperatures in the low 300’s and scattered firestorms in the suburbs!
By Yeahright
August 7, 2007 1:26 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot that Homebanc has to shut their doors permanently……
By D Ables
August 7, 2007 1:26 PM | Link to this
i do have a joke… BUT… it’s August… it was hot last August & the one before that, and that, and that… and know what, next August will be hot too..
It’s so hot the jelly shot outta my donut thinking it was on fire…
It’s so hot the waffle house could cook on the pavement instead of the grill…
i hover around the a/c vent & let the air “shoot” up my britches leg.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 1:29 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that the Georgia Aquarium is having an all you can eat seafood special today!
By rttt
August 7, 2007 1:31 PM | Link to this
Ok I am mad now! I just bought a candy bar out of the vending machine and it was melted!
By André
August 7, 2007 1:33 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, that the cold packs hired an agent to renegotiate their contract.
It’ so hot that the hydrants require four quarters to operate for 4 minutes.
By lawan3
August 7, 2007 1:34 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot…
The water on my knees just may quinch your thirst. (get it-fluid on the knees/MEDICAL).
By R jones
August 7, 2007 1:36 PM | Link to this
It is so hot, my Kool Aid had heat stroke!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 1:38 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that my Grandfather didn’t have any stories to tell me about how hot it was when he was a child!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 1:40 PM | Link to this
It is so hot, that when the next person says ‘Hot enough for you today’, I am goning to kill him!
By Matt H
August 7, 2007 1:41 PM | Link to this
That I’m sweating like a poodle at Mike Vick’s house.
By Yvette
August 7, 2007 1:41 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot I saw the Devil sitting under a tree, fanning saying, “D*mn, it’s hot!”
By R jones
August 7, 2007 1:43 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that my lawn refuses to go outside!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 1:53 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that every store in town is having a fire sale!
By General Lee
August 7, 2007 1:55 PM | Link to this
It’s hotter than 2 squirrels making love in a gopher hole.
By livnlrg
August 7, 2007 1:57 PM | Link to this
Its hot!! I mean, hotter than a goats butt in a pepper patch, hot..
By Robert K. McSwain
August 7, 2007 2:02 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that watermelons are evolving an SPF 5000 rind covering.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 2:05 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that everyone is following Rosie for the shade!
By Ron Burgundy
August 7, 2007 2:06 PM | Link to this
It’s so damn HOT! Milk was a bad choice! - Ron Burgundy
By R jones
August 7, 2007 2:06 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that Monica Kaufman’s hairstyle makes sense now!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 2:14 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that ‘Coldplay’ had to change their name!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 2:16 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that my thermometer had to go back to college and get another degree!
By Jerry
August 7, 2007 2:22 PM | Link to this
It is so hot my car’s shadow asked if it could get in to escape the heat.
By Koz
August 7, 2007 2:23 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot…Rosie O’donnell is selling shade.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 2:24 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that Lindsey Lohan got a DUI in a dogsled!
By Rick
August 7, 2007 2:25 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot… the Sun has asked the Earth to move to 95,000,000 miles away to give it a break!
Instead of his ranch in Crawford, Texas, President Bush is taking his summer vacation at Camp David & Maine.
By Koz
August 7, 2007 2:27 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot…the prostitutes are barely dressed. Oh wait…
By R jones
August 7, 2007 2:27 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that penquins are dressing in T shirts and shorts!
By Buddy El
August 7, 2007 2:31 PM | Link to this
Its so hot that I saw a buzzard light down to dine on an armadilla but the pavement was so hot the buzzard found a piece of cardboard nearby and drug it to the armadilla to save his feet from catching fire.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 2:31 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that PETA is protesting hot-dog stands!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 2:34 PM | Link to this
The ATL. sportscasters reported that the Braves bats are hot. It has nothing to do with how they are playing, their bats are hot!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 2:36 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that gangs are doing drive-bys with their windows up!
By john
August 7, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, I saw the devil in bermuda shorts and shades.
It’s so hot…that people are walking around like rotisserie.
By Katina
August 7, 2007 2:47 PM | Link to this
Its so hot Osama Bin Laden came outta hiding!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 2:49 PM | Link to this
It was so hot , the spandex pants that the fat women at Wal Mart were wearing stretched so much they looked like fishnet hose!
By DICK
August 7, 2007 2:50 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot that I am sweating like your mom at church!
By Shirley B
August 7, 2007 2:51 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, our koi and goldfish want to be returned to PetSmart…the water is cooler in those containers.
By Shirley B
August 7, 2007 2:55 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, walking barefoot on the back deck requires a trip to the emergency room!
By VJohn
August 7, 2007 2:57 PM | Link to this
Its so hot the Grey Hound is riding inside the bus.
By Heatmeiser
August 7, 2007 3:02 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot that my Ohio polar bear husband is starting to listen to Christmas music just to stay sane (really!)
By Lisa
August 7, 2007 3:05 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot…Mei Lan wants to go skinny dipping….
By Elmer
August 7, 2007 3:12 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot…A lake caught on fire and we couldn’t find enough water to put it out! The lake is now gone..But we have plenty roasted fish…come eat all you want, free.
By Jeff
August 7, 2007 3:18 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot… even Chuck Norris said “Whew!”.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 3:19 PM | Link to this
It is so hot, the Robins in my yard come in Crispy or Extra Crispy!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 3:23 PM | Link to this
It is so hot, the Goth kids in Little 5 Points are wearing tank tops and flip flops!
By George and Ira
August 7, 2007 3:27 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, the editors at the AJC lost their minds when assembling the favorite summer song poll and omitted “Summertime”
By R jones
August 7, 2007 3:29 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that Cher’s face melted!
By Joy
August 7, 2007 3:30 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, that my “hot flashes” are becoming the only times I feel “cool!!”
By R jones
August 7, 2007 3:30 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that the ‘August’ page on my calendar caught on fire!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 3:32 PM | Link to this
It is so hot, Satan called 911!
By That's Hot
August 7, 2007 3:35 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot I saw Superman in a cab.
It’s so hot Paris Hilton has been left speechless.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 3:41 PM | Link to this
It is so hot, I asked Chuck Norris to give me a roundhouse kick to the head, just for the breeze!
By Azucena
August 7, 2007 3:44 PM | Link to this
Is so hot dry ice is melting in to liquid
By R jones
August 7, 2007 3:48 PM | Link to this
Is it hot in here, or is it just everyone in Atlanta?
By HoustonNative
August 7, 2007 3:49 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot out that I finally get to experience what the weather is like back in Houston 6 months out of the year!
By Tim
August 7, 2007 3:54 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, the Devil tried to get into Heaven.
By Tim
August 7, 2007 3:56 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, the Devil had a heat stroke!
By kchaz
August 7, 2007 4:11 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire we don’t need no water let the… wait a minute, the roof really is on fire
By resha
August 7, 2007 4:12 PM | Link to this
Its so hot that I have been sitting at the window waiting for my already brown grass to burst into flames.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 4:18 PM | Link to this
It is so hot, that FEMA is being called in to remove fat people’s thighs from vinyl seats!
By gene
August 7, 2007 4:22 PM | Link to this
it was so hit in south georgia, the corn started popping in the field, the mule saw it and thought it was snow, he then rolled over and froze to death
By R jones
August 7, 2007 4:22 PM | Link to this
Idiot #1; It is so hot, it feels like a nuclear firestorm. Idiot #2; Yeah, but it’s a dry nuclear firestorm!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 4:24 PM | Link to this
Heck, Chuck Norris is propably wearing a suede jacket today!
By Steve
August 7, 2007 4:26 PM | Link to this
LOL @ the Cher comment. Can you even imagine what weather like this would do to Michael Jackson’s face?
By Caliente
August 7, 2007 4:51 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot that…. my car seat burned me and they’re made out of fabric not leather.
By HELLINAHANDBASKET
August 7, 2007 4:54 PM | Link to this
…my cats are even panting.
By Bart
August 7, 2007 4:56 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot that “R jones” has nothing better to do than post 84 comments to this board and, strangely enough, end every comment with an exclamation point!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 5:05 PM | Link to this
It is so hot I had to put on a fire suit just to get the mail!
By jerry
August 7, 2007 5:23 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot my hogs melted and ran my tater patch i;m now selling french fries
By Beth
August 7, 2007 5:23 PM | Link to this
R Jones, you on it, folk. You and some of the others made me crack up today!!!
All I’ve got is “hotter than a 2 dollar pistol”… and that’s a different kind of hot! ;)
Say what you want, but it ain’t been this hot in a looong time. So, uh, when is winter again?
By E
August 7, 2007 5:24 PM | Link to this
It’s so Hot, the sun is sitting in the shade
By Analchord
August 7, 2007 5:25 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, the fire hydrant was grateful for the occasional dog.
By RedDog
August 7, 2007 5:33 PM | Link to this
Its so hot that the person at the AJC approving these posts must have spontaniously combusted because there have been no new posts in over 2 hours.
By jerry
August 7, 2007 6:04 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot R JONES is thinking about stopimg his posting he has only 34 here
By PTL
August 7, 2007 6:34 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot I thought I was experiencing a miracle until I noticed that ALL of the bushes were burning!
By Donna Outlaw
August 7, 2007 6:53 PM | Link to this
I was going to post one but I see Joy already posted what I was going to say!
By Lyrazel
August 7, 2007 7:35 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot I moved to Maine.
By Rick
August 7, 2007 7:42 PM | Link to this
If I had known this shirt and shorts were this hot I would have worn them in January!
By dawgmom
August 7, 2007 9:09 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot….this is not hot! Remember the summer of 1980? Now that was hot!
By RedDog
August 7, 2007 10:00 PM | Link to this
Its so hot…it bumped Jessica Alba down from a 10 to an 8. Now that’s hot!( exclaimation point for R Jones)
By R jones
August 7, 2007 10:57 PM | Link to this
It is so hott, I’m on fire !!!!!!!!!!!
By janice
August 7, 2007 10:57 PM | Link to this
that I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking !!!!!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 11:01 PM | Link to this
‘Yes ,911, what’s your emergency?’ ‘Yes maam, can you please send the Fire Department to put out my dog!’
By ty
August 7, 2007 11:02 PM | Link to this
It was so hot that I saw a dog chasing a cat and they both were walking.
By R jones
August 7, 2007 11:07 PM | Link to this
It is so hot, there are not enough of these ~!@#$%^&*()_+ buttons to express how hot it is !
By R jones
August 7, 2007 11:16 PM | Link to this
You call this hot? Why you young whippersnappers don’t know what hot is. When I was a kid we had 3 suns. I had to cross molten lava every day just to get to school. Both ways. Eggs came out of chickens already boiled. My school room was inside a active volcano. If you complained about the heat, the teacher made you stand in the corner. Try to find a corner in a volcano! You dang kids are just spoiled, quit whining!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 11:24 PM | Link to this
It is so hot, I can’t sleep. So I am going to send in more hot jokes !
By R jones
August 7, 2007 11:49 PM | Link to this
It is so hot, my ice cubes have a heat rash!
By R jones
August 7, 2007 11:59 PM | Link to this
Stick a fork in me, I’m done!
By Jonny
August 8, 2007 12:05 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot I drink coffee to cool down.
By John G. Kelley, Jr.
August 8, 2007 12:08 AM | Link to this
It is so hot I saw today in the park two fire hydrants fighting over one dog.
By R jones
August 8, 2007 12:11 AM | Link to this
It was so hot today that the local pool smelled like beef stew!
By R jones
August 8, 2007 12:13 AM | Link to this
It was so hot today that Reuben Studdard lost 25 pounds. That was just gravy!
By Everybody
August 8, 2007 12:46 AM | Link to this
Seriously, R Jones, if your life is this sad that you have to post on an AJC Blog 150 times, then wow. You really live a sad existence. After glancing over this page, I never realized how many morons and low lifes read and interact on the AJC.com. Truly a sad day. Oh my god, it was 95 degrees, you people are pathetic.
By R jones
August 8, 2007 2:24 AM | Link to this
It is so hot, I need bigger exclamation points !!
By R jones
August 8, 2007 2:28 AM | Link to this
It is so hot, that if a tree fell in the woods, would it explode into flames before it hit the ground?
By Thaddeus Works
August 8, 2007 5:11 AM | Link to this
Who, in HELL lefted the gate open?
By sarah
August 8, 2007 6:22 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot you could fry an egg on the pavement and you wouldn’t have to turn it over.
By dj
August 8, 2007 7:07 AM | Link to this
It so hot, my sweat smells like bacon grease!
By dj
August 8, 2007 7:14 AM | Link to this
It so hot, even the politicians and chefs can’t stand the heat!
By jorje
August 8, 2007 7:24 AM | Link to this
It was so hot today that the North Pole melted and Santa Claus traded his sled in on a big bass boat.
By Hairy
August 8, 2007 7:42 AM | Link to this
It is so hot, Southern Company stock jumped $1.04 in one day.
By Uncle Boris
August 8, 2007 8:00 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot that it almost feels like summer in the south.
By david
August 8, 2007 8:24 AM | Link to this
As Eugene Morris Jerome said in Biloxi Blues its Hot Africa Hot.
By Sonya
August 8, 2007 8:37 AM | Link to this
It is so hot that when I opened the door to let my dog out, he turned around & came back into the house.
By Pete
August 8, 2007 8:42 AM | Link to this
It so hot the fish in my pond are sweating!
By Patrick
August 8, 2007 8:44 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot…
…I will be working in the ice maker in our break room today.
…I put a pan of biscuits in the car this morning. They should be ready by lunch time.
…GDOT won’t need to buy more asphalt. The streets will melt, filling in the potholes.
…people are in front of the Varsity, scalping Frosted Oranges.
…Kool-Aid now sells a Coca-Cola flavored powdered drink mix.
…men think they’re having hot flashes.
By Don
August 8, 2007 8:53 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot that I don’t tell my wife to shut up - I’m enjoying the breeze.
By Don
August 8, 2007 9:15 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot, Michael Vick has taken up Penguin fighting.
By R jones
August 8, 2007 9:16 AM | Link to this
It is so hot, skinheads are wearing open toed combat boots!
By R jones
August 8, 2007 9:26 AM | Link to this
It is so hot, Versace introduced a new line of wife-beaters!
By R jones
August 8, 2007 9:44 AM | Link to this
It is so hot, scientists had to adjust the thermometer. Water now boils at room temperature!
By Matt
August 8, 2007 9:56 AM | Link to this
Its so hot that Barry Bonds was seen using his ego as an extra large fan
By R jones
August 8, 2007 10:02 AM | Link to this
It is so hot, lesbians gave up flannel!
By Rambo
August 8, 2007 10:06 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot…Inmates are declining their hour of outside time.
By R jones
August 8, 2007 10:22 AM | Link to this
It is so hot outside, I yelled ‘FIRE’ in a crowded theater,and nobody left!
By R jones
August 8, 2007 10:32 AM | Link to this
If Train ‘A’ left Chicago traveling 40 MPH, and Traln ‘B’ left Boise traveling at 50 MPH, where would they be when they both exploded into flames?
By RJ
August 8, 2007 2:53 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, even the illegals aren’t standing around in the streets!
By RJ
August 8, 2007 2:56 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot that R jones is using all of his standup material on the AJC website.
By bobby
August 8, 2007 3:41 PM | Link to this
It is so hot I saw two fireplugs going down the street looking for a dog.
By RedDog
August 8, 2007 3:59 PM | Link to this
Its so hot that ‘R Jones’ must be delerious to think we can’t figure out ‘RJ’is the same person.
By Horace Brown
August 8, 2007 4:00 PM | Link to this
The air conditioning decided to stop working in my office building in Alpharetta. Thats how hot it is!
By Techie
August 8, 2007 4:00 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot it almost feels like August in Atlanta. This native Atlantan says enough already about hot weather…Go Home Yankees!
By Ed
August 8, 2007 4:25 PM | Link to this
I let my wife run around in the basement naked for a half hour its so hot.
By cbell
August 8, 2007 4:25 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot down here, I ‘bout ready to move back to Minnesota.
By JJ
August 8, 2007 4:28 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot car radiators were boiling over while sitting in parking lots.
By Azucena
August 8, 2007 5:06 PM | Link to this
Is so hot out side, that being in a steam room feels cool
By chris
August 8, 2007 5:10 PM | Link to this
that it feels like the devil is hidden in your pocket
By Marcellos
August 8, 2007 5:23 PM | Link to this
Please keep your day jobs. You all are lame.
By Chris
August 8, 2007 7:32 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot out that I set out an ice cream cake to thaw and it turned into a puddle.
By RedDog
August 8, 2007 8:05 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, some posters here are actually getting mad at other posters. It’s for fun people. Lighten up!!!!!!!
By Patrick
August 8, 2007 8:22 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot I’m moving to Australia. It’s winter there now.