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DEL.ICIO.USHow hot is it?
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Help us have some fun while we all cope with this awful heat and humidity. Finish this line for us.
It’s so hot that ….
(Here’s one we stole this morning: It’s so hot the state bird is now fried chicken.)
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By Liza
July 27, 2005 08:00 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot my corns are poppin’.
By jeremy
July 27, 2005 08:27 AM | Link to this
it’s so hot that i just saw the devil in a wife beater
By QweenB
July 27, 2005 09:42 AM | Link to this
I saw the devil running butt-naked down Peachtree …
By Calvin
July 27, 2005 09:45 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot that I saw the shade looking for some shade.
By sina cornwell
July 27, 2005 10:06 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot that I am driving on all four flats today.
By Felipe
July 27, 2005 10:17 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot, the Good Humor man is in a bad mood.
By Leoj
July 27, 2005 10:40 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot the DOT workers are just standing around.
By Heather
July 27, 2005 10:54 AM | Link to this
The DOT workers always just stand around ;)
By Chris
July 27, 2005 10:58 AM | Link to this
It’s so hot, I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.
By denise wilson
July 27, 2005 10:58 AM | Link to this
It is so hot, it feels like someone invited hell to dinner and it came.
By William
July 27, 2005 12:42 PM | Link to this
It is so hot that everyone outside is a Jeff Foxworthy joke.
By Susan Irby
July 27, 2005 12:54 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking. (Old Johnny Carson joke)
By Len robertson
July 27, 2005 12:57 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot my pool is now my hot tub and soon to become my steam room.
By Mike
July 27, 2005 01:06 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, hell has a smog alert.
By Jimmy
July 27, 2005 02:27 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot a downtown Hotlanta farmer’s field of corn popped…the cows saw it, thought it was snow and froze to death….badda boom,badda boom
It was so hot a gang of alligators burst into the 7-11 robbed the cooler of all the gatorade. Hotlanta police detectives were able to take several suspects into custody by following the trail of empty gatorade bottles back to lake Lanier /(..)\
By Kimberly-Bellsouth.Net
July 27, 2005 03:38 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot…when I step outside the door it’s like the sky attacks my face
By Kimberly-Bellsouth.Net
July 27, 2005 03:57 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot the snakes are creeping through the streets; sippin for something dripping; looking for something cool to sooth their DRY-BACK blues. It’s HOT!!!!
By mark davis
July 28, 2005 03:16 PM | Link to this
It’s so hot, I saw a robin use a pot holder to pull a worm out of the ground.
By Brian Curtis
July 29, 2005 10:20 AM | Link to this
From Dave Barry: “It was so hot that birds were bursting into flame in midair and nuns were cursing openly in the street.”