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There’s so much pollen that ….
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

First of all, don’t get excited, but it’s raining in Alpharetta as I post this. The weatherman says it should not last, but it was enough to wash the pollen off the windshield, and it caused a yellow tint at Lake AJC Northside (pictured above), an unmarked body of water that forms only when it rains, in the parking lot outside the AJC Northside offices in Alpharetta. (Photo by Brian O’Shea/Staff)
I’m sick of pollen. I know you are, too. But it’s Friday before spring break, so here’s a statement for you to finish.
I think this is a Monty Python line: “The ceilings were so low (how low was it?) that the mice were stoop-shouldered!).
In the spirit of the mice, how much much pollen is out there in Atlanta now?
Surely you can top these two, suggested by a couple of office wags:
There is so much pollen that the Ohio State basketball team is changing its colors to yellow.
-or-
There is so much pollen that the Georgia Legislature just voted to rename the Chattahoochee. It’s now the Yellow River.
Your turn.
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By Zippy
March 30, 2007 10:14 AM | Link to this
There’s so much polllen out there that the city of Acworth has changed its name to Achoo!
By Plugg Won
March 30, 2007 10:18 AM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen out there that I can’t see the yellow lines on the street, or the yellow traffic lights.
By Yellow Fin
March 30, 2007 10:21 AM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen out there that even on this dreary morning my car looked like it was giving off sun rays.
By clipped wings
March 30, 2007 10:31 AM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen, even the bees are wearing masks!
By Ga. Tech Yellow Jack-a*
March 30, 2007 10:39 AM | Link to this
there’s so much pollen out there, that this is stupid!
By Derrick
March 30, 2007 10:44 AM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen out there that I washed the pollen of my windshield last night at QT with windshield fluid that had…..more pollen.
By Reverie
March 30, 2007 10:46 AM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen out there that…. ah…ah…choo… (cough), hack ….spit (repeat)
By SunBunny
March 30, 2007 10:48 AM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen, I wrote my “to do” list on the car - now I don’t have to remember what I have to do today.
By Koz
March 30, 2007 10:52 AM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen that schools are closed due to yellow-out conditions.
By Koz
March 30, 2007 11:03 AM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen even the bees have sinusitis.
By Mother Nature
March 30, 2007 11:04 AM | Link to this
OK everyone…STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE POLLEN. In order for us to have trees and flowers along with the birds, bees and butterflies…this huge floral orgy must take place every year. Mother Nature says: “Enjoy the beauty of Spring for without it, there will be no summer”
By Michelle
March 30, 2007 11:04 AM | Link to this
My white car is green. The parking lot is green. The sidewalk leading up to my apartment is green. It feels like the Wizard of Oz or something.
By Koz
March 30, 2007 11:06 AM | Link to this
Hey, you can’t say floral orgy here, children read this blog.
:)
By Stefan
March 30, 2007 11:22 AM | Link to this
If this keeps happening so early, maybe next year we really WILL have a green St. Patty’s Day (or at least a yellow one).
By Tracy
March 30, 2007 11:27 AM | Link to this
I’m dreaming of a “yellow christmas”. Seriously, I bet the drug companies that are distributing the antidote for this mess of yellow, are ecstatic.
By Nicole
March 30, 2007 11:31 AM | Link to this
I work for one of those drug companies. And yes, yes we are! :)
By Hy Luu
March 30, 2007 11:31 AM | Link to this
Pollen is awesome!
By Patrick
March 30, 2007 11:36 AM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen that I had to go to the tag office and re-register my car with the color description of “yellow”.
There’s so much pollen that the colors of the State and Country flags have both been changed to red, yellow, and blue.
Elton John and Bernie Taupin originally wrote the song as “goodbye yellow-dusted road.”
If this global warming trend keeps up, in two years the song will have to be changed to “I’m Sneezing At A Yellow Christmas”.
There’s so much pollen that when I open up my box of Lucky Charms, all the marshmallows are yellow, not just the star-shaped ones.
By Michael
March 30, 2007 11:40 AM | Link to this
There is so much pollen that everything looks like the belly of a liberal, yella! And yes, I spelled it that way on purpose.
By Kellie
March 30, 2007 11:41 AM | Link to this
We go through this every year in Georgia. It really is no big suprise. It’s just like every winter when it gets cold or we have a little ice or snow. People act like it is the first time its ever happened. It will soon pass just like everything else. Please get over it. Or at least have fun with it. Maybe go outside and make a pollen angel in the parking lot?
By Dennis
March 30, 2007 11:47 AM | Link to this
Okay, I moved to the south so I wouldn’t have to shovel snow, now I have to shovel pollen! I wouldn’t trade it for anything though, Atlanta rocks!
By cindy
March 30, 2007 11:51 AM | Link to this
We DO NOT go through this every year. The pollen count yesterday was the 2nd highest ever recorded here in Atlanta. I don’t believe that we have had so many consecutive days where the pollen count was over 5000. The lack of rain is making conditions worse. That’s why this year is noteworthy. People who don’t suffer from allergies don’t get it as well as those of us who do. But alas, complaining won’t make it any better. So anyone care to share any success tips on how they are tollerating this season? Personally, since my allergy medicine is not working well enough against my symptoms, I’m wearing a mask every time I go outside. I look silly but at least I feel better.
By Elizabeth
March 30, 2007 12:04 PM | Link to this
I have been “cured” of seasonal allerges and other allergies at well. The solution: Cut out all dairy products from my diet. Casein, a milk protein, is said to irritate the immune system in some, causing allergies to pollen, pets, etc. I would need weekly shots just to get through this time. Since ridding my diet of dairy, I haven’t needed any medication—prescription or over-the-counter. It’s the closest I’ve come to a cure.
By THADDEUS W
March 30, 2007 12:04 PM | Link to this
The cars Looks like we are in code name: Desert Storm.
By Monica
March 30, 2007 12:10 PM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen that the makers of Zyrtec were able to retire yesterday.
Conspiracy theory: the pharmaceutical companies are responsible for the massive pollen count in March so that we all will buy their products.
By Heather
March 30, 2007 12:22 PM | Link to this
Here is a trick I learned from a physician’s assistant for those who suffer from the itchy thing in the back of your throat during pollen season. Take a 1/2 tsp of liquid Benadryl(available over the counter) in your mouth…Don’t swallow, gargle with it. It bubbles so be careful, do it for as long as you can…then spit it out…it acts locally and relieves the itchy throat thing! AND it doesn’t make you have the sleepy affect that comes with taking the antihistamine.
By Elizabeth
March 30, 2007 12:25 PM | Link to this
I have been “cured” of seasonal allerges and other allergies at well. The solution: Cut out all dairy products from my diet. Casein, a milk protein, is said to irritate the immune system in some, causing allergies to pollen, pets, etc. I would need weekly shots just to get through this time. Since ridding my diet of dairy, I haven’t needed any medication—prescription or over-the-counter. It’s the closest I’ve come to a cure.
By buckhead
March 30, 2007 12:50 PM | Link to this
For some strange (good) reason we are getting rain here in Buckhead. The air is so clean now!
By Sagegirl
March 30, 2007 12:51 PM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen — I didn’t see the stop sign and got a ticket.
Boo hoo.
By Laura
March 30, 2007 12:52 PM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen my Zyrtec can’t keep up so my eyes are really itchy and sore, and I can’t wear my contacts.
By Sarah
March 30, 2007 12:56 PM | Link to this
I am now a seasonal blonde !!!!!!!
By Ledge
March 30, 2007 1:06 PM | Link to this
My one dose per day of Zyrtec and Astilyn nose spray cannot ward off this much pollen. Pharmacist recommended Opcon-A eyedrops for my itchy, watery and about to swell shut eyes…just picked up a bottle, it better work so I can wear contacts again.
By CL
March 30, 2007 1:29 PM | Link to this
There is so much yellow pollen out there that even Tech fans are sick of it.
By David
March 30, 2007 1:34 PM | Link to this
There is so much pollen it makes people write stupid stuff on blogs.
By George Johnson
March 30, 2007 1:35 PM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen, I instead of a yellow Lab, I own a yellow Beagle.
By George Johnson
March 30, 2007 1:39 PM | Link to this
And you, telling us to stop complaining. Look around, there’s BILLION BILLION times more pollen than the trees need.
And we CAN complain about it, because it’s not like the trees are listening to us and are going to stop because of it.
Complain away ya’ll!!
By ron
March 30, 2007 1:50 PM | Link to this
THERE IS SOOOOOO MUCH POLLEN OUT THERE THAT THE GEORGIA STATE LEGISLATORS BANNED THE SALE OF POLLEN ON SUNDAYS….
By Laura
March 30, 2007 2:11 PM | Link to this
Ledge: Thanks for the tip about the Opcon-A eyedrops. I’ll give them a try.
By dct
March 30, 2007 2:11 PM | Link to this
There is so much pollen, that when I give my white chow-chow a bath, the water is the color of gatorade.
By TheFamilyDad
March 30, 2007 2:18 PM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen out there that, oh, wait…it’s going away already? Oh, and we’re getting a few rain clouds and some cool air? Awesome! Okay, back to my point…there’s so much, ummm, so much….hmm. I forgot already! Oh well..
(Walking to my car)
Oh, dangit! NOW I remember what I wanted to say. So much pollen that my overly obsessive car cleaning habit is completely cured.
By by love thy neighbor
March 30, 2007 2:18 PM | Link to this
I feel sorry for the ones with bad allergy.I pray you feel better.nature has to take it course.the bible said do everything with out complaining there is alway someone worst off.Be happy and know this pollen to shall pass.The ones who are really suffering i pray in the name of jesus rain fall heavy from heaven so your allergy can get better..peace good bye
By Patrick
March 30, 2007 2:20 PM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen that it’s hard to pass anyone on the roads anymore…there’s a solid yellow line down the entire road.
By clipped wings
March 30, 2007 2:21 PM | Link to this
Can anyone out there remember having all this pollen when you were kids? I think this is a recent invention — along with global warming!
By techaholic
March 30, 2007 2:31 PM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen out there that the Dawg fans believe God is biased!
By Yellafella
March 30, 2007 2:33 PM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen out there that the guy who makes Yellawood is suing the other lumber companies for copyright infringement.
By Scotto
March 30, 2007 2:41 PM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen that I start the drive home chewing a gumball, and end up at the house chewing a pollenball. Yum!
(And I can feel it all the way down my windpipe, too! Fun!)
By Jen
March 30, 2007 2:50 PM | Link to this
You are all going to hate me but….I’m not allergic to pollen…or mold…or anything. The only thing about all this pollen that’s bothered me is that it made my car window, which is electic, stick so that it wouldn’t go down….
Born and breastfed and raised in the South is why I think I am not allergic to this stuff…
By steve-o
March 30, 2007 2:54 PM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen out there that bank robbers are wearing masks.
By JG
March 30, 2007 3:20 PM | Link to this
Up north they use their car alarms to find their cars under the snow…we use ours to determine which yellow car under the pollen is ours.
By Don Meadows
March 30, 2007 3:53 PM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen that we were making pollen angels :~>
By Don
March 30, 2007 3:55 PM | Link to this
Watch out there’s yellow cake everywhere the whole place will start glowing yellow!
By BETTER THAN YOU
March 30, 2007 4:02 PM | Link to this
THERES SO MUCH POLLEN WE HAVE 2 MAKE LAME JOKES ABOUT IT…. BUT AT LEAST YOUR MOMMA AINT GOTTA HERE ABOUT HOW FAT SHE IS FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS…. CAUSE YO MOMMAS SOOOO FAT…..
By lovelyliz
March 30, 2007 4:05 PM | Link to this
Who wants to pay $$$ to wash their car only to have it look just as bad the next day?
Of course there are those who have the $$$ to wash their car several times a week.
I went through an entire gallon of windshield wiper fluid in less than 2 months.
By Brian
March 30, 2007 4:06 PM | Link to this
If only I had a buyer for this cash crop of the south.
By J
March 30, 2007 4:13 PM | Link to this
Hey Jen, enjoy not being allergic to pollen as long as you can. I have never been allergic to anything in my life, but after 7 years of living here in Atlanta the pollen makes me sniffle and sneeze and my eyes swell shut… Everyone warned me it would happen - boooooo…
By Patrick
March 30, 2007 4:15 PM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen that anything I print out already looks 100 years older than it really is.
There’s so much pollen that everything looks like it has jaundice.
By RK
March 30, 2007 4:31 PM | Link to this
Pollen, the new yellow snow.
There’s so much pollen that my apartment complex had its maintenance workers out with their leafblowers to clean up the parking lots.
By Jimmy
March 30, 2007 6:30 PM | Link to this
Man, this pollen is so bad it makes me want to move back to TEXAS! I’ve only been living here for about 5 years now. I’ve got allergies so bad that I caught a sinus cold, a sore throat that was worsened by 2(yes TWO) inner ear infections that caused my throat to swell nearly shut(I must say it was good for my diet though). Someone show me some pity!
By Jimmy
March 30, 2007 6:32 PM | Link to this
Oh, and I forgot to mention that the doctor had to give me a steroid shot on(not in) my heiney! It did clear the swollen throat right up though. Now i’m just coughing like i’m coming down w/ bronchitis or something. waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
By Danny
March 30, 2007 6:51 PM | Link to this
I was born in the City of Atlanta and have lived in Metro ATL all of my 38 years. years ago, pollen never bothered me. I noticed when I hit 30, I started having trouble, allergy, seasonal asthma. But I can say this year has been the worst….. I think all the pollen, coupled with ATL bad ozone is the main problem. Help, we need h2o and clean air
By rhinaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
March 30, 2007 9:16 PM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen that women coming out of the toenail parlor are saying ‘hey I asked for Vamp, what’s up with this yella?’
By punchline
April 1, 2007 11:19 AM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen that beige is replacing Bondo as the new primary color for certain vehicles.
By funny
April 1, 2007 11:21 AM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen that I can’t tell the difference between my speeding ticket and my Krogger receipts, so I don’t know if I’m paying off my fine or putting a big deposit down for a leg of lamb.
By laugh
April 1, 2007 11:23 AM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen that the new telephone greeting in the South is “Ah-CHOO!”
By kidding
April 1, 2007 11:29 AM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen that the Barbie Bandits really look like Barbies.
By Homer
April 1, 2007 11:31 AM | Link to this
There’s so much pollen that I look like a cartoon character… wait a minute… I AM a cartoon character! D’OH!