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The selling of training camp

Flowery Branch — The Boss Man said 45 minutes might not be enough time to get here, aka Uncle Arthur’s Pigskin Palace in the Boonies, from the office in Downtown Atlanta.

But This Restless Native Blogger weaseled her way through the front gates at the Atlanta Falcons complex, past the overheated, huddled masses of about 30 or 40 fans, in precisely that amount of time. And while niftily navigating her way through stop-ang-go traffic from the Gwinnett Is Purgatory water tower sign northward, including the fresh hell that is Highway 316 construction.

And all the while listening to the pillbox oratory of Chuck Smith on 790 The Zone. Had to slap in the “Dire Straits” tape just to maintain a bit of sanity. Unlike O’Brien, I don’t do lyrics.

With just a few minutes before the first practice of training camp, and an even bigger crowd is settling in on the hilly grass next to the main practice field. With this being the overhyped, overmarketed NFL, they had to walk past blaring pop music, ZZ Topp, then walk through the “Falcons 365” tent, which is a whittled-down licensed merchandising outlet, overflowing with overpriced “official” balls, jerseys and helmets.

The Falcons have set up a fan zone and port-a-johns right next to the stereo blasters, which ought to be enjoyable for the pre-rock and roll generation. Folks, it is hot out here. HOT HOT HOT!

The media work room is cooler, but crowded, with assorted local media wedged in all sorts of ways. Including 790’s Beau Bock, who just stumbled in through the doors wearing a t-shirt that says “Falcons” on it. No big Atlanta sporting event is complete without him.

Back at you after the Dirty Birds have practiced a little football.

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By rian

July 27, 2006 2:57 PM | Link to this

Come on..that is the weakes update I have ever seen…we want to know what the coaches and players are doing not Beau Bock and the porta potties

By Chambers

July 27, 2006 2:59 PM | Link to this

UGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

By David C

July 27, 2006 3:01 PM | Link to this

Wendy…is this real? http://www.mediatakeout.com/Exclusives/Mike_Vick.html

By Chambers

July 27, 2006 3:03 PM | Link to this

Bock aint munk.

By ConyersDawg

July 27, 2006 3:03 PM | Link to this

Where is Jimmy Williams?

By Kappy

July 27, 2006 3:05 PM | Link to this

Why do they start at the hottest time of the day? Are they trying to kill our players? And why not have a practice field indoors like most college teams?

By chris

July 27, 2006 3:08 PM | Link to this

where are the real update. Whos in shape and whos not?

By KDawg

July 27, 2006 3:08 PM | Link to this

Could you be any more negative? Sounds like you really love your job!

By JCDOCPC

July 27, 2006 3:11 PM | Link to this

Yes, why not start practice indoors? Anyway, how does Norwood look along with the other new guys?

By tim

July 27, 2006 3:14 PM | Link to this

David C:

It looks like a black and mild to me, which (from what i hear, wink wink) is pretty much impossible to break up to put weed in. looks like someone is just trying to stir up some trouble to me. what is that website anyway? looks like a celebrity gossip magazine you would find in line at the grocery store.

By chattatim

July 27, 2006 3:17 PM | Link to this

Chuck Smith sucks my will to listen to Falcons radio.

By chris

July 27, 2006 3:19 PM | Link to this

i thought this was supposed to be live updates????? where are the updates?

By rian

July 27, 2006 3:21 PM | Link to this

I can not be sure but I don’t think Jason Sheill is that monk either!!!

By rian

July 27, 2006 3:22 PM | Link to this

UUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

By CC

July 27, 2006 3:22 PM | Link to this

Typical AJC sports coverage. What a joke.

By hooper

July 27, 2006 3:29 PM | Link to this

Now now, people. Give her a chance. Let’s pass judgement after the first update. I just hope this isn’t the same woman that is the “Bird Babe”.

By omg

July 27, 2006 3:32 PM | Link to this

god this blog really sucks. :-S

By falcfan1

July 27, 2006 3:40 PM | Link to this

Wendy…you are terrible. And your work sucks too.

Hey AJC, please assign this girl to something she is capable of covering. She has obvious contempt for the sport which the South is built upon.

By Scott

July 27, 2006 3:49 PM | Link to this

It is now 3:47 and we have no update Hey AJC what are you paying this woman. Give me her paycheck I would have an update every 5 mins True fans have been waiting for this day since our meltdown last season.

GIVE US AN UPDATE PLEASE

By chris

July 27, 2006 3:52 PM | Link to this

practice is over in 37 min and no updates!

By Henry S

July 27, 2006 4:28 PM | Link to this

Can you please ask Ron Mexico where he buys his weed. I’m all out!

By Greg

July 27, 2006 5:40 PM | Link to this

Sorry Wendy,,,but,,, AJC, how about getting us Falcons fans a REAL up date on the Falcons camp, and send Wendy to the home & garden page. I don’t know about all the Falcons fans, but I’ve been waiting 6 months for football not for: how Wendys day is going. How about a writer thats got football on there mind.

 

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