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DEL.ICIO.USColossal Waste of Time
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
When it comes to dating, I generally don’t like to waste anyone’s time. I just don’t think it’s fair to someone who expressed an interest in me. If I feel as if I would be a bad date, or at the very least unpleasant to be around (yeah, I know, hard to believe!), I will cancel. I just like to spare the poor guy and avoid being labeled the worst date ever.
When I have raging PMS and I feel stabby (sorry, TMI?), I have actually postponed plans with men. Why sit there all evening feeling miserable? Misery may love company, but PMS likes to be left alone! One guy was very irritated that I asked for reschedule, and I wanted to tell him: “I’m doing you a favor, dude!”
Have you ever been on a date where you KNOW you could qualify for worst date ever? Did you act disinterested? Were you late, a no show, or distracted?
How do you handle it when your date turns out to be a colossal waste of time? What is your worst date experience? How did you handle it?
Thanks to “Mr. M” for this topic suggestion.
HAPPY FRIDAY!
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By ATL Guy
June 20, 2008 8:30 AM | Link to this
Haha I’ve been out with Girls where I’m not sure how it will turn out. Getting to know someone stage. I just tell my boyz to text me and if I respond with a n/good then they’ll call with this emergency. Haha … a seeing my friends and actually not wasting my time emergency!
I’ve never actually had to do this…try to make the most of each date and I think if each person goes into it open for good times…can’t go THAT bad really. All varies on what kind of expectations…I’m just chill about it
By Truth B Known
June 20, 2008 8:30 AM | Link to this
I have been on dates that were definately not worth it. Especially when my wife found out.
By The Truth
June 20, 2008 8:31 AM | Link to this
Am I first? I’m fuggin first. Woofrigginhoo I’m first.
No wastes of time. Either I haven’t had or can’t remember a date that was that terrible. Maybe I’ve deleted that file. I’m a selective dater.
Good morning e1. I’ve prepared a fruit bowl including watermelon, canalope, grapes, pineapple, and tangerines. Enjoy, and this is not a finger dish.
By Raqi
June 20, 2008 8:36 AM | Link to this
I can confess to having been a bad date. The one time that stands out the most was due to me being totally preoccupied.
Now abc your lying theory definitely applies here. Wasting someone’s time when you know you are not interested is surely an act of lying.
By tiny
June 20, 2008 8:36 AM | Link to this
GUYS HELP. Sorry this is off topic. I am sooo inexperience when it comes to pleasing my guy & need to know what can I do. Should I watch those “naughty” movies to get tips. I been reading the posts this week & I know how important sex is in a relationship. Im willing to do anything so guys what should I do.
By AmazonRed
June 20, 2008 8:36 AM | Link to this
Happy Friday everyone! I won’t be here long (yeah right) I gave myself the day off!
Have you ever been on a date where you KNOW you could qualify for worst date ever? Did you act disinterested? Were you late, a no show, or distracted?
Actually, no! Just like some people need to get their head straight before dealing with people, I’m more about “don’t take my frustrations out on innocent people.” I am really against keeping stuff bottled up inside, so if I’m annoyed or upset, I’d rather speak my mind and resolve it so that I can move on from it!
Besides, I enjoy dating so it’s something that would probably lift me from my funk instead of contributing to it!
By Celisha
June 20, 2008 8:37 AM | Link to this
Yes, going out on a date with a black guy is a complete waste of time. How do those morons even tie their own shoes?
By ATL Guy
June 20, 2008 8:45 AM | Link to this
I hang out with people that are really outgoing and are at least intersting. With that being said, allows for good dates. Even if you aren’t hitting it off…still have a great time regardless. Just avoiding the social pressures of how it SHOULD be.
Now if I went out with someone realllly shy or bland…yeah, that would be terrible. Hasn’t happened yet!
TheTruth- I’m first baby! Feliz Viernes! [getting spanish down before heading to Barcelona]
By GeoffDawg
June 20, 2008 8:45 AM | Link to this
Wise Diva - just curious on what your reaction would be if a guy canceled on you saying that he just wasn’t into it that night?
By Kym aka Contessa of Rapturous Delights
June 20, 2008 8:51 AM | Link to this
Good Morning All,
Well I see the trolls have started early this morning..
Hmmm I have already shared my worst dating experience before..and I am pretty sure I have been the worse date for someone else. Because well we all have our walk. Think I will lurk around see what other trolls come out of the woodwork.
By GeoffDawg
June 20, 2008 8:53 AM | Link to this
Tiny - it’s really not that complicated. Just make sure that you seem like you’re really into it and having fun. Enthusiasm can go a long way.
By The Truth
June 20, 2008 8:55 AM | Link to this
Atl Guy daaammit man. You rained on my parade. I’m taking my fruitbowl back and you all can eat those styropfoam patties they sell at the store. Bah humbug.
Tiny I offer a free sex refresher course. We can go over the many ways you can please me, I mean him and use me as a practice dummy. I think this method is much better than those perverted porno tapes. I have an opening around 6pm. Let me know.
Celisha love been pretty hard on ya ha. Before I made a statement like that I’d look at myself and ask “self, why am I attracting morons”? Am I a moron magnet or could it be that I myself am a moron? HMMMMM
By AmazonRed
June 20, 2008 8:56 AM | Link to this
Yeah Kym, I see today’s topic made the AJC homepage so welcome to all of the trolls today!
By ATL Guy
June 20, 2008 8:56 AM | Link to this
Kym who’s trollin? We’re all on topic this morning
By Earl
June 20, 2008 8:56 AM | Link to this
Tiny -
Baby, I’d be willing to help you “practice.’
I’ll make a WOMAN out of you, for sure!
Just let me know.
By Willie Dynamite
June 20, 2008 8:58 AM | Link to this
Morning All, Whats up Raqi,Truth,Ared,Contessa Who’s turn is it to bring the Troll repellant?
On-Topic: I can’t say that I’ve been on any colossal waste of time dates. Sure I’ve had a few that didnt go so well. I always just looked at it as practice. The ones that were going badly I was just honest and told them I wasnt feeling it and that we should just call it a wrap. When done politely (not always the case wit me) it is usually appreciated and no hard feelings.
Tiny practice,practice, practice and first things first ask your man. He’ll be more than happy to tell and teach you.
By Foots
June 20, 2008 9:03 AM | Link to this
Have you ever been on a date where you KNOW you could qualify for worst date ever?
I don’t know what the guys actually thought, but I’ve never been told that I was a bad date or that a good time wasn’t had by all. I have certainly cancelled dates when I have known that I wouldn’t be good company.
My second date with my sweetie could be considered me being a bad date, but at least he was cool about it. We were to watch a movie at his place, but I was still watching my calories. I had a feeling that he’d order pizza, so me being health-conscious, I ate something low-cal before I left home to fill me up so I wouldn’t eat the whole pizza.
When I got there, I felt a little ill. By the time I’d been there for 20 minutes, I was downright sick. Needless to say, after throwing up twice and blowing up his bathroom, my stomach settled enough for us to watch the movie. He was so sweet through the whole episode though, I was way too sick to even be horrified. He called me to ask me out again for the next night, so it ended up all good.
By Raqi
June 20, 2008 9:04 AM | Link to this
The thing about being a bad date, it sometimes depends on who you are with and how long you have been with said individual.
I can recall at least two times when I had planned dates with my pre-husband over and ended up leaving him alone in the den watching television. One of those times was because I was an emotional wreck but instead of canceling I let him come over anyway. I just kinda went off to myself and he made himself at home. The other time we went out but it was obvious that I wasn’t there in mind nor spirit. I remembering him asking me, ‘where are you tonight?’.
He probably won’t say I was a bad date on those times. He came back again and again and again.
By Foots
June 20, 2008 9:05 AM | Link to this
ATLGuy Trolls are folks who come in and make crazy comments for the purpose of getting bloggers riled up. We try not to feed them, or they will grow.
By Kevmoor
June 20, 2008 9:06 AM | Link to this
Celisha must be a moron in order to make a moronic statement like that.
By Rell
June 20, 2008 9:09 AM | Link to this
WHAT DA FLUCK IT DEW BLOGSVILLE….
@tiny are you serious…you dont know how to please your mayne…how did you get him in the first place…go away TROLL…your not needed her
@players you know who you are….chello…the weather is nice so i hope you players are out there spreading that good game and gettin that money…
wasting time…bad dates…again folks need to qualify a lil bit more before agreeing to go out with just anyone….take yourself out from time to time
By ATL Guy
June 20, 2008 9:09 AM | Link to this
Honestly… Go on a Date Somewhere where both of you can do something Active. Being interactive is a great way to break the ice and find out about eachother. Movies are just a lame idea (you never talk).
Thing is, both people need to be Open for just having a good time. Then can’t really go wrong
By Foots
June 20, 2008 9:11 AM | Link to this
What is your worst date experience? How did you handle it?
There are three that I can think of offhand. One with Non-Chivalrous Dude, one with This Phone Is Attached to My Ear Dude, and one with Cheap Bowling Alley Dude. If I feel like it later, I’ll give details. Needless to say, the first guy didn’t make it past Date 1, and the second and third guys I dumped. That’s pretty much how I handled it.
By Raqi
June 20, 2008 9:12 AM | Link to this
Yes Foots I agree. (Look below your post). A bad date only depends on the nature of the relationship.
Now I have cancelled dates at the last minute with a guy or two because I changed my mind about wanting to get to know them. I went on a date once where both of us ended up talking to other people that we met while out. Mutual bad dates.
By Foots
June 20, 2008 9:14 AM | Link to this
Rell We needed you on here for that nonsense yesterday. I don’t know what happened, but for some reason, we got some “interesting” questions in the afternoon…
By Willie Dynamite
June 20, 2008 9:14 AM | Link to this
Whats up Lester Hayes
Truth Mayne, Was that you arrested for jogging in your thong. Say it aint so bruh. lol!!
By Beautiful
June 20, 2008 9:14 AM | Link to this
There are no bad dates! You learn something from each one and move on.
By Wise Diva
June 20, 2008 9:15 AM | Link to this
alright, it’s Friday, do NOT make me put on my smack down outfit, I don’t want to!
Keep it fun, light,and CLEAN on the blog today. Thanks for your cooperation.
By QC
June 20, 2008 9:16 AM | Link to this
Morning all…i hope you all have a great day/weekend…HOLLA
By pisces 08
June 20, 2008 9:17 AM | Link to this
@Truth lol @ “Moron Magnet”, it’s clear she’s the idiot.
Morning All. Never been on a date considered “worst”, I just ended it, quickly.
What’s up ARed….
By Wise Diva
June 20, 2008 9:17 AM | Link to this
I am seriously considering asking for a new feature where your very first comment MUST be approved before your comment can appear LOL.
By aggressively witty
June 20, 2008 9:18 AM | Link to this
Celisha, word on the street is that they dont. They get silly broads to do it for them whilst giving dome, you down there anyway, tie my shoe.
Now, worst date. I had one in college that just would not end. It was a combo of me being a moron and being caught up in a super thick (in clothes) broad and her being a crazy woman. It was a chic I had been out with before who seemed like she was sane, but this date - a dorm date - was just odd. We were finally about to get down to bizness and she was rather unpleasant out of the clothes - the fat and cottage cheese kind of unfurled and caught me off guard, me being honest and mean at the time I told her I couldnt be involved cause out of clothes she turned me off. I get up to roll out and this broad puts me in a choke hold in the middle of the dorms court - think dorm with suites that lead out to a middle court - so while I am mean I am no physical abuser and this chic just KEPT coming at me with this crazy behind the head back leap and choke hold. I finally got out of there, but yeah that was a pretty bad ‘date’
By ATL Guy
June 20, 2008 9:19 AM | Link to this
I really try when taking a girl out for the first time to make it Interesting. Something spontaneous and always try to do something more outside the box. I’m creative and I think putting that extra effort to allow someone else to have a great time pays off. Think my dates really appreciate it & its always fun
By AmazonRed
June 20, 2008 9:21 AM | Link to this
Good morning Willie!
By AmazonRed
June 20, 2008 9:24 AM | Link to this
smooches Hey pisces08!
By Wise Diva
June 20, 2008 9:25 AM | Link to this
yeah yeah Beautiful, you want to be all positive and stuff? Can’t we have a gripe day just once! LOL. Out of all your dates in life, one of them surely qualifies as the worst of the bunch! Even if you DID learn something, like, never take your date, the Reverend to the Clairemont lounge, or something.
By aggressively witty
June 20, 2008 9:26 AM | Link to this
every date except ole girl who still got her out of town boyfriend.
I keed i keed
By ATL Guy
June 20, 2008 9:31 AM | Link to this
WiseDiva - Clairemont Lounge I’ve ended a night there and I danced with this girl by the DJ the whole night. It was the BEST time because it was so ridiculous!
So much better than feeling all uptight at Chops Restaurant or something! I’m Mid 20’s btw
By Tiny
June 20, 2008 9:33 AM | Link to this
You guys are funny but Im serious…I can do the basic of course but I want to do more. Do those movies help or books just looking for suggestions.
By anonymousella
June 20, 2008 9:35 AM | Link to this
yep. i’ve done it. if it’s plans with the FuBu, i’ll just tell him i’m in a cranky mood and that he’s welcome to come over and cuddle, but no Fu-ing will occur… lol.
By Wise Diva
June 20, 2008 9:37 AM | Link to this
Tiny, this is not the forum for that kind of discussion, (unfortunately?). I mean, there is not a whole lot someone can do to help you here, it would be rather strange. We don’t know your size, flexibility, etc. LOL. Maybe you should talk to your man about what he is into and make it a joint effort, instead of doing all this research, only to find out that he may not like it.
By Rell
June 20, 2008 9:37 AM | Link to this
@FOOTS…..what is this nonsense you speak of….
worst date….part 1 and 2..my then girlfriend was talking about me never do this and that anymore..you know the typical beyotch..so i knew she loved mexican..so i said let hit el azteca on ponce…another of her favorites….so we there we drink like 2 pitchers of texas have food..so after the food i still wanted to drank so i said lets get another..she said sure….so we both faded by now and decide to take the show home..so while driving she is like i have to pee…i say ok can you hold it till we get off of 78..she is like no it is coming now….this nut p** in my seat….i was HEATED….PART 2….fast forward a couple of months later..again at el azteca on a double date with her girl and her mayne..again we all leaned on that texas margarita and decide to hit magic to watch a movie….at this time i was off the green but she was not…so she had the green and rita in her system…why did this nut get to magic and decide to start the pass out show in the female bathroom…so her friend comes and gets me all frantic like she dieing….yes she was high as well..i get to the bathroom she half clothed crying about dying and call her mom…in comes the sheriff security EMS….and everyone is like sir have you been drinking tonight….and i have more..but you know i give you the least embarrasing stuff…lol
By Binford2K8
June 20, 2008 9:41 AM | Link to this
I Feel Stabby That’s rich *Diva!
When it comes to a pointless date that you know is going to suck or I know I’m in to it like a root canal at the dentist, I find a classy way out. Being the firm believer in Karma that I am, I think being as polite about things as you can is the road to travel. Unless I am feeling stabby and the woman pushes it, then I’ll slap her around verbally like Ike to Tina. I’m kidding on the last part …a little.
My career involves emergencies 24 x 7, so I just arrange a situation to come up - it gets me out clean and respectably.
By ATL Guy
June 20, 2008 9:41 AM | Link to this
Aggressively Witty yeah I’m cautious with ole girl with out of town b/f. Haha. If I took her to Clairemont Lounge (WiseDiva’s fav place) where the strippers go to die…she’ll definitely be my girl! Haha!!!
By Raqi
June 20, 2008 9:43 AM | Link to this
That’s hilarious aggressively witty.
By Willie Dynamite
June 20, 2008 9:46 AM | Link to this
Ared any plans for your self imposed day off? Just lounging around huh.
Ella Wouldnt that be in direct violation of the FuBu contract Sec2 paragraph 1 (cuddling but no fu-ing). Isn’t that what the Friend Boy is for?
By Kym aka Contessa of Rapturous Delights
June 20, 2008 9:49 AM | Link to this
Okay Wisey, I will keep it lite today..A friend of mine posted this website called Some ECards.com and I have found these card to be the funniest things ever. The cards are just like Hallmark only with well less of the mushy stuff and more reality based.
abc I think you would really appreciate the honesty of these cards. For example..
Breakup Cards
Please join me in celebrating the end of my marriage
Lets take a break until I’ve slept with as many people as you have
This isn’t about you being too short for me.
I know we haven’t met but I think we should stop seeing each other
Let’s take things to the previous level
You’re not mentally or emotionally damaged enough for me
I am concern your hotness may eventually make me insecure
Flirting Cards
I’d cut back on some of my recreational drug use for you.
Let’s date until our self-esteem returns to manageable levels
I need to find out if my friends think you are hot
If you showed up on a free porn site I would definitely click through
You’re cantankours, inappropriate, self destructive and hopefully single.
By For Real
June 20, 2008 9:52 AM | Link to this
Wise I feel stabby Well that explain the ashy heels. Oh and please don’t install that feature. I wouldn’t be able to call you irrational, stabby and ashy heel.
On topic: My backpack never lets me have a bad date.
Tiny All jokes aside, do you have your tonsils?
anon Why don’t save him some time and just kick him in the nutts?
By Beautiful
June 20, 2008 9:52 AM | Link to this
wise ok, ok, dang! let’s see … i won’t say it was a bad date, but bad for me. last march, i believe, i met this gentlemen for a first date. i would have married the guy on paper and on the phone, but not the guy in person.
there! is that what you wanted?!? lol.
By Foots
June 20, 2008 9:53 AM | Link to this
LOL @ Agg Witt’s date!!
Rell You just have to go back and read the transcript. We were very entertained.
And I can’t believe that after ol girl did #1 in your car, there WAS a part 2…
By Kym aka Contessa of Rapturous Delights
June 20, 2008 9:55 AM | Link to this
sorry not sure if I linked it right
ECards
By KP (http://chatkafe.blogspot.com)
June 20, 2008 9:59 AM | Link to this
Good morning bloggers.
FYI - Don’t take a reverend to the clairmont lounge!
By Rell
June 20, 2008 10:00 AM | Link to this
@FOOTS…yea and there is a part 3 with that one…i have mention it before..but that was toward the tail end of that one…ummmmm you said nonsense so what is it that you are speaking of
By The Melo
June 20, 2008 10:04 AM | Link to this
Yes, going out on a date with a black guy is a complete waste of time,sluts and morons have a mutual attraction…..
By abc
June 20, 2008 10:06 AM | Link to this
I thought we did the worst date topic a couple of week ago. My worst one is still the same as that one!
The eCards site will serve a double hit, as the email addresses provided will go directly to spammers to be sold and resold, filling up the recipient’s mailbox with more and more junk. Make sure you don’t provide your own real email address.
By Kym aka Contessa of Rapturous Delights
June 20, 2008 10:07 AM | Link to this
KP FYI Some of them are already there. I know a Reverend with a membership at Inserections(sp)and Rude.com.
By KP (http://chatkafe.blogspot.com)
June 20, 2008 10:13 AM | Link to this
Kym, LOL…then you need to check his credentials. Some profess to be reverends, but don’t actually practice life as reverends.
By Staceye AKA Black Mamba
June 20, 2008 10:17 AM | Link to this
OMG ATL Guy I have done that same thing. I used to tell my girls to call at a certain time and if I gave the code word they knew something was bad. I only had to excuse myself 3 times before! LOL Hence the reason I do not like blind dates!
Truth Always good for a morning laugh! LOL Now you are a practice dummy? Hmmm..I need to brush up on my bondage..care to be my practice dummy? LMAO
My idea of fun dates are: hiking Stone Mountain,Play date, Laser Tag, a good old fashion supersoaker fight, ice cream and sit and chat outside, chilling poolside (since we have no beach),rollerblading, taking a ballroom dance class (although I already know how…I can play it off to the dude so he doesn’t feel weird, anything outside of the norm. Now of course in the winter you are limited. Not many dudes ice skate…so that kills one of my activities. We used to have snowball fights in NY. I remember hitting my date smack dabin the face with a big one…ah, the memories!
By Wise Diva
June 20, 2008 10:21 AM | Link to this
oh wow, abc, you are right, on 5/16. Oops. I usually am very good about not recycling Bella’s topics, not sure how I missed that. Ah well.
By Foots
June 20, 2008 10:21 AM | Link to this
Rell Nevermind. I don’t want to detail the day’s happenings. If you happen to read through yesterday and catch a few funny questions, I’m sure you will be entertained.
By Bit-O-Hunny
June 20, 2008 10:23 AM | Link to this
Hey bloggers, tis Friday!!! lurking in the lounge today.
By Rell
June 20, 2008 10:26 AM | Link to this
@KP…IS A REVERAND NOT A MAN….he too will sin and sin daily..is that not the point of repentance….a man reverand or now will still have struggles even when leading…..are not most folks in the bible some of the worst of there time…come on mayne you not a super hero for adhereing to a moral code NOW…..what were you doing before…..and folks wonder why they run from the holier than thou crowd…gees….lets check your creditials…what makes you so qualified..all you have is a website and come on here with the pander to the female angle….
By Kym aka Contessa of Rapturous Delights
June 20, 2008 10:26 AM | Link to this
KP Oh he’s a bona fide Rev alright..divinity school the works. He can preach a sermon with the best of them..still a freak though..still a freak.
By Raqi
June 20, 2008 10:29 AM | Link to this
My ultimate colossal waste of time would be with the dude who feigned being okay with me being a single mother but proved otherwise. His obvious mission to shoplift the puddy was abruptly intercepted.
By Wise Diva
June 20, 2008 10:33 AM | Link to this
LOL @ Rell. Dude, you’re funny. I have to wonder if you are projecting something on KP, what’s your real beef?
and Sorry folks, didn’t mean to get us on a tangent of Reverend bashing. I am a PK, ya’ll, don’t paint all ministers with the same brush.
By ATL Guy
June 20, 2008 10:37 AM | Link to this
People above were saying don’t date with Black Guys etc. Thats a stereo-type come on. But I did see the black guy in Buckhead on a date with this girl all dressed up … he didn’t talk to her ONCE! He just ate and text messaged on his Blackberry! I was like Damn….LoL
By Cemeeli
June 20, 2008 10:39 AM | Link to this
Morning! Happy Friday…
Bon chicka wow wowo…i was definitley considered a worst date when this guy got up and started singing around this group of friends and he couldn’t hold a note. Everyone was trying to “stay face” but i AM NOT the one that can hold in laughter. I burst into tears first and started laughing a little and had to excuse myself. Everyone knew that i was his date and some where laughing right along but i’m sure he wanted to exit left…i had to get up or i would have embarassed him for real.
Where’ is 2C…dude you gotta repost that classic one.
Now there is one instance when the date was considered a worst date when he was almost arrested…uhm let’s just say he got off.
By M.
June 20, 2008 10:45 AM | Link to this
I actually almost walked out on a date that was just the worst. She was having real issues i.e. she turned into a man hater. The conversation shifted from social activites to my last bf cheated and all men are cheaters including you! funny….
By Kym aka Contessa of Rapturous Delights
June 20, 2008 10:46 AM | Link to this
Wisey I am not painting all ministers the same..but we sometimes live with the delusions that “persons of the cloth” are exempt from being human. If you are going to preach about God then preach it right..and the truth is none of us.(if we consider ourselves to be God’s children) are greater than each other in the sight of God. With God He/She has no favorite kids..all of us are on equal footing. But like all children in a family we have to say..Mom/Dad likes/loves me better than you..and pretty soon we believe our own hype. In this case the religious hype that has been passed down over and over. I am pretty sure that given air and opportunity even the Pope would ogle a set of boobs.
By For Real
June 20, 2008 10:48 AM | Link to this
He might have been texting to his date Dayummm why that dude starring at me? He either gay or lonely!
Rell you just went off. calm down bruh here sniff 1st Corinthian.
Kym You know what would be funny as hellz? What if KP is ghostwritining as Tolle?!?!?!?!
2E’s You want to come by on Saturday and play tick tag or hide the African American Dolphin with me?
By M.
June 20, 2008 10:49 AM | Link to this
I actually almost walked out on a date that was just the worst. She was having real issues i.e. she turned into a man hater. The conversation shifted from social activites to my last bf cheated and all men are cheaters including you! funny….
By Raqi
June 20, 2008 10:50 AM | Link to this
My first husband was a PK. Yall are a hot mess. Had me all up in the back seat of that car. Lawd if his dad only knew.
By ATL Guy
June 20, 2008 10:51 AM | Link to this
M These man-hating females are the worst bro … I feel ya on that one!
By Raqi
June 20, 2008 10:53 AM | Link to this
Colossal Waste: My friend Lacy was telling us last night about this guy she got with that boasted his Magnumism. They were at her place and she said things were moving forward quickly and she was waiting for the mandatory cover up pause but it didn’t happen so she initiated. Dude came unprepared. She said she told him no problem I got it. He tells her he is a XL and had previously bragged to being so. Now some lies just cannot be “covered up”. She ended up laughing him to shame. Not because he was regular but because he lied. A shoe that is too big will not stay on your foot while walking.
By Kym aka Contessa of Rapturous Delights
June 20, 2008 10:56 AM | Link to this
ForReal LMAO..you are nuts!! I have not heard the words tick tag in years..tick tag and hide and go get(first time I was ever felt up)was playing those games.
By Tiny
June 20, 2008 10:56 AM | Link to this
Sorry Wise. I havent had many boyfriends & they didnt do much with me. Darn it I want to be turned out. So I figured it must be me.
By kimmie
June 20, 2008 11:04 AM | Link to this
Kym - Don’t know if you’ve seen it, but the Victoria Secret thong case you told us about? The chick and her attorney were on the Today show. I didn’t realize the incident actually happened a year ago. Her attorney just kept talking about how the public must be protected from such defective merchandise! He would not answer a straight question.
By Raqi
June 20, 2008 11:07 AM | Link to this
LOL Kym (hide and go get). In our neighborhood we had this one boy that nobody wanted to be got by. He was kinda off I think. He would sit in the yard and watch us playing in the streets. But the minute somebody said let’s play hide and seek he would come running out of that yard talking about, let me count. I would take out running like Jackie Joyner.
By The Melo
June 20, 2008 11:09 AM | Link to this
Raqi it was Lacy’s fault,she cldn’t excite him enough to get to XL.
By SlimDiva
June 20, 2008 11:10 AM | Link to this
I attempted to read the all of the comments before responding…but time is clicking, so a diva gotta do what a diva gotta do.
On topic…like Wise, if I’m in a funk I will NOT go out whether it’s a date, with my gyrlz or alone. If I’m NOT into a person I will be honest and I expect the same from a man who’s NOT into me. Don’t fake the funk…we’re ADULTS…HONESTY is extremely important.
To Tiny — ask your man what would please him. Just as women tell (and in some cases show) men how to please us, we need to discover what pleases AND satisfy our men.
To Celisha — Sweetie…maybe you’ve just had some bad experiences. So have I, but I’m NOT going to put ALL Black men in the loser category. NO PUN intended to men of other races/cultures, but I LOVE ME some BLACK MEN…I appreciate and respect them. The man that assisted my mother with conceiving me was a BLACK man, with a lighter skin-tone. I was the poster child for the All-American Daddy’s Little Gyrl. My current Honey is double-dipped in chocolate and so was Mr. Navyman (my ex-husband). However, I don’t compare the two because they are two SEPARATE…DIFFERENT individuals. We must realize that who we attract tells a lot about who we are. And that’s all I’m going to say about that right there!!
Alright people ENJOY your week, but be safe! A national holiday is approaching in a few weeks…MY B’DAY!!! I celebrate the b’day NOT the holiday…I KNOW my history!! Peace & blessings!!!
By Foots
June 20, 2008 11:13 AM | Link to this
Melo she cldn’t excite him enough to get to XL.
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Men that don’t truly believe that some men are hung like 12 year olds need to get some female friends (or date dudes themselves).
By Kym aka Contessa of Rapturous Delights
June 20, 2008 11:16 AM | Link to this
kimmie LOL…a defective thong..ok the jokes on this one will write themselves.
Raqi We had a kid like that too. All the boys in our neighborhood were kind of mannish..but this one boy was just creepy.
Speaking of creepy.. Teen Mom I think this was on the Today show too.
By Foots
June 20, 2008 11:17 AM | Link to this
Kym/Raqi Ahhh, memories of freaky childhood games! I was going down memory lane last night, talking about how I hope that my 8 year old nieces were not privy to the game where the little dude chases you, and when he catches you, he pins you to a tree and humps the living daylights out of you. Or that Play House game, where it was somehow always bedtime. There were some mannish little boys growing up, the little girls couldn’t get any peace during recess.
I think that these are the same boys who grow up and suffer from FOA…
By Raqi
June 20, 2008 11:24 AM | Link to this
Foots My only wish for my youngster is it all remains a game until he is of age. The problem now is kids aren’t playing anymore. The are actually living it out. sigh
But yeah those childhood games were fun.
Kym and you know there was always the ultra cutey that every girl slowed down enough to be caught by. LOL
By Raqi
June 20, 2008 11:28 AM | Link to this
Foots a balloon can only…
You know what never mind. I am not trying to start a freakfest up in here. He is obviously yet again misinformed. LOL
By Staceye AKA Black Mamba
June 20, 2008 11:28 AM | Link to this
M & ATL Guy Man haters aren’t born they are created by no good men!
Raqi I had a dude who had a baggy condom and got mad at me because I told him he was wack in bed and he was little. At first I tried to be nice and play it off. I did like a lot of women..I faked it. But then when I told him the truth..he called me pyscho and nuts! I told him don’t hate me for your lack of BR skills and equipment! LOL The nerve! You try to spare the ego and get accused for being nuts for it! Hence the reason I am celibate!
Melo it was Lacy’s fault,she cldn’t excite him enough to get to XL that is BS…not every guy is Magnum status…but ego driven men like to believe they are. That would be like me buying a bra sized FFF knowing I am a c/d cup. Peters can grow…but if they will not go from 2 inches to 12…no matter how exited he gets! Wishful thinking is cute though….awwwww! How cute…an etrxa bellybutton! LMAO
Wise that must some serious PMS girl. I don’t suffer from it..thank God!
By The Truth
June 20, 2008 11:30 AM | Link to this
Staceye I thought of something like that. Only my version has me and you tearing some chicks azz out the frame. Lets do it. I still have my studded thong.
The only date for me that would qualify. A chick told me she’d give me some azz if I went to church with her the next morning. So we’re sitting in church and between falling asleep all I could think was this is so not me. LOL
Raqi that reminds me of a freind that would boast to chicks about how large he was. When he got to the deed he would just say ” hey we’re here now, might as well do it”.
WillieD what’s up bruh, good to see you. Mayne, Was that you arrested for jogging in your thong. Say it aint so bruh. lol!! Nah, wasn’t me but not a bad idea. LOL
If you thought you had a bad morning read about the dude that ran over the kid this morning with a dump truck. Not something I’d want on my conscience. If it was like Kara cool, but not some child.
I think y’all ran Pink off from yesterday. Aren’t we supposed to make visitors feel welcome? Dayuum
By Kym aka Contessa of Rapturous Delights
June 20, 2008 11:30 AM | Link to this
Raqi Yep I remember my guy.his name was Leroy. LMAO. Can’t remember if we played house..but we played hide and go get a few times..Along with this other boy that lived across the street from my Grandma.
By Raqi
June 20, 2008 11:32 AM | Link to this
Kym I heard a little of that story this morning on the news. I was talking to Mase on the phone so I didn’t get all the details. It is a very sad situation.
By The Melo
June 20, 2008 11:37 AM | Link to this
I had this friend(girl) that i hung with and liked when i was still back in Africa.Our relationship was never defined and i had never hit coz i was in a situation like the one AtlGuy and the girl are in.However, the moment i moved over here and were communicating on the phone, she strted claiming me and stuff.So cme Xmas period ‘98, i planned to go home, meet her and make up on all the lost opportunities.She was fine,exciting and kinda like the popular girl in twn.We booked a hotel near the Serengeti and decided to spend 2 days over there.She met me at the airport and we drove 5 hrs to get there. Those 2 days were a complete waste of my time and money and a complete dissappointment, considering i had built-up anticipation and excitment from a couple of years of knowing her.Talk of pent-up sexual tension,i was literally dripping with semen and testesterone.But here cme the anticlimax!!!! Her body, when naked was so unappealing,so chubby and unattractive.To make matters worse, it appeared she had some scaby(or whatever it was) disease when she was young and the black scars on her stomach,navel area and groin were…yikes.My brains were unimpressed.Those 2 days were torture, to say the least.And my mandingo instruments have a habit of just playing real dead when they are dissappointed that it became difficult even to start a conversation with this lady.I was p** off bad !!! We had to check out of there earlier than originally planned.I spend the rest of my vacation chasing other girlz in twn.
By Raqi
June 20, 2008 11:37 AM | Link to this
Staceye I mean really. She said the guy was regular. Average. Not Tiny Tim. The only problem she had was he lied not thinking she would know the difference. Especially when the condom didn’t fit. No woman wants to end up on the gyno’s table because a saggy baggy condom got rammed up into her. Not to mention the reasons for wearing it in the first place. Pregnacy, stds.
By D'NLITEN1
June 20, 2008 11:38 AM | Link to this
I have had a few bad dates here and there for various reasons. Sometimes it would be the outer element syndrome that would consume the date (i.e. taking that “fun-having” girl to a restaurant and attempting to have an actual conversation). I guess that may have been my mistake on that end lol. Anyway, chemistry issues had something to do with a few of them. To Others I just wasn’t their type (i.e. too deep in my thinking at times). Some of them even switched gears on me and just created unexplainable drama to where going out and engaging in some type of dialogue would be cumbersome. I never prematurely took myself away from a date thinking that I wouldn’t be good company. That process occurs before I even utter the phrase “hey hi u doin my name is…”!
Wise Diva I have a suggestion for mannuaselle (messed up French spelling lol): Could you please write a blog about “swag” or the infatuation of it for far too many women? That damn 6’ samoan director girl @V-103 has my head throbbing with her “high school-ish” explanation of why it’s important on Wednesday and Thursday morning!!
By Kara
June 20, 2008 11:39 AM | Link to this
you obviously want me to give you attention, The Truth. Why do you insist on trying to take jabs at somebody who doesn’t give a flying fig about you?
By Cinderella
June 20, 2008 11:39 AM | Link to this
AggWitt your 9:18 was pretty hilarious!
By SexyLeggs
June 20, 2008 11:40 AM | Link to this
Good morning! aggressively witty loved your post at 9:18.
A shoe that is too big will not stay on your foot while walking. Great spin on words.
I’m pretty I was a date to somebody somewhere. Over the years I’ve been told about my sassiness and my fiestiness which I didn’t even try to tone down back in the day. I have cancelled dates due to not wanting to go at the last minute and making up an excuse to spare feelings to becoming sick and couldn’t go.
Now, wind to present time. If I’m on a date that proves to be going in the wrong direction I will attempt to end the date as early as possible. If the date has turn to be a mean spirited date, I’ll take my blade from under my tongue, c** both barrels and blast you to hell. Then, I’ll get in my car and go home!
By D'NLITEN1
June 20, 2008 11:40 AM | Link to this
I have had a few bad dates here and there for various reasons. Sometimes it would be the outer element syndrome that would consume the date (i.e. taking that “fun-having” girl to a restaurant and attempting to have an actual conversation). I guess that may have been my mistake on that end lol. Anyway, chemistry issues had something to do with a few of them. To Others I just wasn’t their type (i.e. too deep in my thinking at times). Some of them even switched gears on me and just created unexplainable drama to where going out and engaging in some type of dialogue would be cumbersome. I never prematurely took myself away from a date thinking that I wouldn’t be good company. That process occurs before I even utter the phrase “hey hi u doin my name is…”!
Wise Diva I have a suggestion for mannuaselle (messed up French spelling lol): Could you please write a blog about “swag” or the infatuation of it for far too many women? That damn 6’ samoan director girl @V-103 has my head throbbing with her “high school-ish” explanation of why it’s important on Wednesday and Thursday morning!!
By The Melo
June 20, 2008 11:47 AM | Link to this
not every guy is Magnum status…but ego driven men like to believe they are. it looks a lot of black men think this way based on what i see on friends’ myspace pages….guys projecting their assets etc.I knw iam,but i never talked about it when i was hitting my ladies back then,i let the results speak 4 themslevs and my girlz wld mouth a word or 2 as affirmation at sme point….i still command a lot of respect with them,the same way Beautiful respects her ex…..thats why she moved back to be closer to him…talk of pudsy whipping…….
By 2CPTG©
June 20, 2008 11:47 AM | Link to this
Hey Cee…..
Who opened up the asylum and let Agg Witt’s crazy azz out? What up dude, you still crazy as ever, I see!
By Wise Diva
June 20, 2008 11:49 AM | Link to this
LOL @ Staceye, I was working on getting her to guest blog for me. I didn’t catch the show that she was talking about swagger though
By Raqi
June 20, 2008 11:50 AM | Link to this
LMAO Truth. The crazy thing is most women up in here (if they would) could probably attest that a “regular” does not mean below average performance. Stop lying and do the darn thing like you know how to do it. I really doubt if the Gustav hit its target with every shot. But I digress. Let get off of this subject.
What’s for lunch? My blood sugar is telling on me.
By Cemeeli
June 20, 2008 11:51 AM | Link to this
Melo where are you from? your afirka-girl was very colorful story. WOW…whoa.
Kara where you been?
D’NLITEN I hear that young girl talking about Lil Wayne’s swag and how she just love is mannerisums. All the while Frank n Wanda were pretty much trying to say…sweetheart please just stop embarassing yourself and listen. and the friend in the bkgrd was sooo agreeing with how the new-age don’t care all about chilvary and spending quality time.
By Rell
June 20, 2008 11:51 AM | Link to this
@DN1…..I AM WITH YOU I HATE THE WORD SWAG….WHEN DID THAT BECOME THE WORD TO USE…but ummm you need to back back shawty on nina….that chick is fine all day long….
By ATL Guy
June 20, 2008 11:52 AM | Link to this
Staceye - So why do WE need to deal with Bitter women messed up by scrub a$$ guys
Melo - that is crazy man. I would be so P** Off if it played out like that!
By For Real
June 20, 2008 12:07 PM | Link to this
Chick: Truth I’ll give you some azz but you will have to take of your shoes and socks and kick that tree stump.
Truth: Ouuuuuuuch!!! Ish, Ish
Chick#2: Truth I’ll give you some azz but you will have let me pluck 7 hairs out of your nose.
Truth: Pluck Ouuch! Pluck Ouuch! I hope she don’t lose count
lil Dude#1: What up man?
lil Dude#2: Nothing man. It boring outside today.
lil Dude#1: Yeah it is ain’t it. Well what you want to do?
lil Dude#2: I don’t know, you want to knock on people doors and run?
lil Dude#1: Nawwww it’s too hot for that. You want to terrorize the stankin kid?
lil Dude#2: Ewwwwww heck nawwww. How about we go play hide and go get wtih Kym?
lil Dude#1: Oh heck yeahhh!!!! Maybe her Grandma will not be at home and we can play inside with the fans blowing
By The Truth
June 20, 2008 12:08 PM | Link to this
Kara sorry boopsie, I didn’t know you qualified for early release this time. I only used your name because, well, I could. You got any worse girlfriend dates to relay? I hear you carpet munchers are rough on each other.
foots Needless to say, after throwing up twice and blowing up his bathroom, my stomach settled enough for us to watch the movie. So your the kind of chick that goes to a dudes houses blowing up the facilities and then comes out looking all cute. LMAO I missed that the first time.
By Staceye AKA Black Mamba
June 20, 2008 12:10 PM | Link to this
Truth LOL you are are so crazy man! I thought you put the studded thong away after it tore you up!
Melo ewwww! LOL that is some ole cra