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DEL.ICIO.USWhen his best friend is Jose…Cuervo
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
One night I met a guy, who was a friend of a friend, as a group of us were going out to a bar together. He was refreshingly conversational and had graduated from my alma mater, which gave us loads to talk about as my friend skipped off with her boyfriend. There was definitely some flirting going on, and I found myself wondering why I hadn’t met him before.
But as the night wore on, his eloquent conversation skills and charm were dwarfed by his need to drink…and drink…and drink. By the end of the night, this guy was sloshed, boring, and no longer the articulate, intelligent man I had met only a few hours earlier.
Now, it would have been one thing if I had been matching this guy, drink for drink, on my way to becoming an uninhibited wreck. But I only had one drink that night and gave no indication that this was going to be a group hammering.
The impression I got from him was not that this was an isolated event, but rather the way he conducted himself every time he went to a bar. It was unfortunate, because up until then this guy had a lot of potential, but who wants to date an alcoholic? Especially if you know this information up front, and that you would never be able to take him anywhere alcohol was served.
Have you ever imbibed a little too much while on a date or when you first met someone? What were the consequences of your choices? Do you ever feel like your first impression on someone was tainted by a poor, isolated decision you made when you met them?
Have you ever gone out with or met someone who got drunk on your first encounter (without your participation)? What about someone who became a completely different person when they drank? How did you handle it? For those of you who have been in relationships with alcoholics, your expert testimony is valuable today!
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By Darrell (www.blackthen.com)
May 13, 2008 8:06 AM | Link to this
Morning, all. :-)
I don’t drink (never have) and will not date a woman who does. The same applies to smoking. I’ve never smoked and will not date a woman who does.
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 8:12 AM | Link to this
Morning All Thinking about Jose Cuervo this early in the morning makes my head hurt. lol
I can’t say I recall right now meeting a dude for the first time and seeing his drunken progression. I also can’t recall meeting someone when I was doing the wobble wobble, that wasn’t drinking with me. However, in my experimental days…me and another individual met for the first time and were wayyyy too wasted. I probably set a world record for calling on earl that night and the next day. Blech!
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 8:20 AM | Link to this
i don’t drink unfortunately, but would love to make love drunk at least once! i heard it makes it better. is this true?
blow did you see my answer from yesterday?
By Lady J
May 13, 2008 8:24 AM | Link to this
Morning Everyone,
I haven’t met this dude yet and hope not too…I had my days of drinking to much and that is not apart of me anymore and hopefully I won’t attract that…It is nothing wrong with social drinking or occasion drinking but drinking to get wasted and early on is not a great start and in my opinion men can get away with this more than women…It is not attractive at all…J
By 6'1 & Luvin it (Dayuumit Man)
May 13, 2008 8:30 AM | Link to this
Good morning, Good people! Bella this happened to me once. I met this guy who had great potential and while we were out at his brother’s party which was like our second date, he got Slizzard. He was so drunk that he ended up fighting and getting kicked out of the club. I thought this was a one time incident until we went on a lunch date one day when I was fortunate enough to have half days and after lunch he stopped at a gas station and got a 6 pack of Bud. I was like wtf smh! Dayuumit man!
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 8:31 AM | Link to this
Angie I think if a person does partake of some adult spirits, that you should experience, at least once, some drunk sloppy freaky deaky lovin’…I’ll tell you one thing, that’s some good sleepin afterwards. I guess folks would say it’s better only because you are a little less guarded when you’re buzzed. So those normal little uh, uh, uh’s…will probably be more like, “Is that all you got captain! Mama bout to bring this ship home tonight! Woo hoo hoo…you betta not drop dat anchor, YOU BETTA NOT….” ok i think you get the picture….
Slim now sneaking in co-workers desk for a baby wipe
By Darrell (www.blackthen.com)
May 13, 2008 8:32 AM | Link to this
Hey, Angie. :-)
I can’t speak from experience, but I’m thinking that if you’re drunk, how would you even know how good the sex was? LOL! From what I’ve heard, a drunk person can barely remember their own name when they sober up, not to mention what might have happened the night before. Matter of fact, I’ll bet some bruthas be lying their azzes off about how they “put it DOWN last night, shawty!”. LOL!
By kinderbabe
May 13, 2008 8:42 AM | Link to this
good morning, all! hope that this tuesday morning is progressing fabulously for everyone.:)
i have had the experience of dating someone who drank too much. it’s funny b/c when we were friends and not romantically involved, i didn’t notice how much he drank. once we began to date, i noticed how 3 or 4 beers was never enough…in the afternoon it was a six pack, later that night another…six pack. he drank beers and liquor like water and never appeared to be stumbling drunk. this let me know that his tolerance was high and developed over time. he is definitely an alcoholic. that was 3 years ago, i’m hoping that by now he has gotten the help he needs.
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 8:44 AM | Link to this
slim so what i heard was true! dayum! i can always hold my nose as i gulp it down. lol.
bigd sup babe? i don’t think i mean that drunk. alittle tipsy, feelin’ good type of drunk.
the screaming orgasm, i heard it makes you horny as a mutha! 2c where you at! lol.
By QC
May 13, 2008 8:54 AM | Link to this
Morning Bloggers, hey kinderB, Angie, Slim, Darrell, 6”1, lurkers, erry’body
I hope you all have a wonderful, fantastic, successful day
Morning BK ;)
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 8:57 AM | Link to this
Angie If you don’t like to drink then don’t. All alcohol doesn’t taste like turpentine, why not start off with some coolers or a strawberry daiquiri..something with a more fruity taste. But i’ll forewarn you..those sweet/fruity drinks can catch up with you quick if it taste too smooth. Next thing you’ll know you’ll be doing a Coyote Ugly on the salad bar at Ci Ci’s Pizza and I don’t even think they sell likka up in that camp. lol
By Darrell (www.blackthen.com)
May 13, 2008 9:02 AM | Link to this
Morning, QC. Already on the first of my 5 meetings today, so it’s business as usual over here. :-)
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 9:10 AM | Link to this
QC what up chica.
By Raqi
May 13, 2008 9:12 AM | Link to this
LOL Darrell I was thinking the same thing. I don’t know about good sex while drunk but I can imagine it could forgotten sex.
Now a glass of wine or something to relax before hand is something totally different.
I never dated anyone that got sloppy drunk but I was always weary of the ones who I witnessed consuming 3 or more glasses of whatever alcoholic beverage it was.
Especially when I was a passenger in their car. But that’s a topic for another day because I am M.A.D.D.
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 9:13 AM | Link to this
Whoo hoo! Drunkin slut stories today. getting popcorn ready LOL.
Morning all.
By Blow Me a.k.a MOST HATED ON
May 13, 2008 9:19 AM | Link to this
Good Morning All
shots of 1800 for all, LET’S GET LOOSE!!
On topic: What a great topic. I come from a family of occasional drinkers. My grandmother had a 4ft tall bartenders bottle of Hennessy with a pump. And she KEPTED it full. Til this day I have never SEEN any bar even carry a hennessy bottle that big. So drinking is in my blood. Eventhough, my dad’s family were casual drinkers…there were no alcoholics. I learned at an early age I had a high tolerance for liquor. As I got older I started to monitor my intakes. I got enough of being the center of attention when I was village drunk. Boy, those were the days. I learned that drunk women were not sexy women. At least not in public. But for a guy to not know how to control his liquor is a major TURN off. Wait til we fully know each other before you get stupid intoxicated. But I could not date a alcoholic..not someone who depends and needs liquor to function. Or any other drug for that matter…yeah even W33D. It slows down the ambition and motivation too much for me.
Darrell- Remember- A drunken body speaks a sober mind.
Angie- No I did not see them yesterday
To All What kind of drunk are you? Lover, fighter, emotional, crying, hurling, sleepy Drunk
Slimone Those are best times. You guard is completely let down. A full blown p-star! Lol!
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 9:19 AM | Link to this
i don’t drink unfortunately, but would love to make love drunk at least once! i heard it makes it better. is this true?
Angie - If you’re sloppy drunk you probably wont remember the next morning.
However, I do know that if you’ve had a couple to give you a nice “buzz,” it can be cool! Some folks get horny when they are drunk, so there are heightened sensations to “areas.” In addition, your muscles are relaxed in other areas making you way more flexible than you’d normally be (image why folks who are drunk get tattoos, you feel less pain. Well, until the next day). LOL
By THE MELO
May 13, 2008 9:19 AM | Link to this
Hey yall,miss u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 9:20 AM | Link to this
Good morning.
By QC
May 13, 2008 9:20 AM | Link to this
5 meetings? hope you’ve had your cheerios…
hey Raqi
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 9:20 AM | Link to this
Lol @ 6’1’s story.
kinderteach You were dating a “functioning alcoholic”!
Good morning everyone!
By 6'1 & Luvin it (Dayuumit Man)
May 13, 2008 9:21 AM | Link to this
On my twenty sixth b-day, I had a party at Magic City. I got so slizzard I had alcohol poisoning. I promised myself that I would never drink again after that. I had people talking about my party and the things that I did for a year after that. Till this day people still ask me when am I going to do it like that again.
By Blow Me a.k.a MOST HATED ON
May 13, 2008 9:21 AM | Link to this
ARED
Whoo hoo! Drunkin slut stories today.
Get cho a* right now it da got damn corna!! Don’t move til I tell you too!! lmaoooooooooooo!!! Crazy A$$!!!
By The Truth
May 13, 2008 9:24 AM | Link to this
Good morning everyone.
On topic: I have known women that are walking drunks. Not cool.
On sex while drunk, the one time I did it I blew a flat and dam near thru up on the chick. BTW, I was like 20 and a walking hard-on. Not pretty.
Like Raqi said, a drink or 2 is nice then get down to business. Any more than that and you’ll wake up with your face in somebddies azz. And you may not know who they are. LOL
Similac/Kym I’ve been saved. This audio version is real nice. It’s actually Tolle reading the book word for word to you. I’ll be done by the end of the week. LMAO
By Darrell (www.blackthen.com)
May 13, 2008 9:25 AM | Link to this
Blow “Remember- A drunken body speaks a sober mind.”
Huh?
By Raqi
May 13, 2008 9:26 AM | Link to this
Hey QC. How are you?
By QC
May 13, 2008 9:27 AM | Link to this
What up Melo hey Cee-me-me If i were too ever get drunk, i would probably be an Emotional Drunk cause i’m so damn sensitive about everything/body…i’d cry myself to sleep with a bottle in my hand, lol
By 6'1 & Luvin it (Partying like a porn*)
May 13, 2008 9:27 AM | Link to this
Those are best times. You guard is completely let down. A full blown p-star! Lol! I agree with you TOTALLY DUDETTE
By Binford2K8
May 13, 2008 9:29 AM | Link to this
Nothing says it’s over then the potential Mrs. Binford2K on the second date on all fours chuckin’ up on the grass. She was cute until then …really.
Getting drunk early on just shows a lack of responsibility as well as a lack of respect for the person you are with (and yourself).
I’m not inclined to stay with that when the relationship is brand new, but after a while I could forgive a night of a little excess.
By I am Legend
May 13, 2008 9:30 AM | Link to this
dayum this post reads like me a couple of years back…and er now and then when D-ONE come out i will be this guy….never knew that it was viewed like this on the other end…i have been told that it could be percieved that way but never in print….I WAS THIS GUY!!!!….now i am boring…lol…
By Darrell (www.blackthen.com)
May 13, 2008 9:31 AM | Link to this
QC
Trust me - 5 meetings is a good day. I usually have 7-9 meetings scheduled, so I ain’t complaining. :-)
By kinderbabe
May 13, 2008 9:31 AM | Link to this
cemeeli yep, pretty much…he went to work everyday when i knew him…and had the nerve to work out! how does drinking and working out mix?
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 9:32 AM | Link to this
ared see my 8:44a.
blow my fav p star is heather hunter.
morning QC!
By M.
May 13, 2008 9:37 AM | Link to this
First, how does the blog define alcholic? I personally think if you wake up in the morning and make drinks or drink everyday when there is no reason or event to drink, then you may be an alcoholic.
Ill admit..My biggest issue was with drink specials. Atlanta dosent really have happy hour i.e., drink specials like Dallas, Miami, Chicago, New York, so when I come across one in Atlanta….It may get ugly but I learned to pace myself. This girl from college lived with my friend for a month, gorgeous girl, actually an AKA from Houston, but we had no idea she was an alcoholic…She was up blending grey goose smoothies at like 7:30 AM….LOL
@SlimOne
wobble wobble lol
By QC
May 13, 2008 9:37 AM | Link to this
I’m good Raqi how are you?
Hey Sir Truth
By Blow Me a.k.a MOST HATED ON
May 13, 2008 9:38 AM | Link to this
Darrell Something told me you would not get that…lol!! Google it!
Angie You like the old school ones. I thought you would say that sexy Mr. Marcus…with the chunked out hilshire! lol.
By 6'1 & Luvin it (Partying like a porn*)
May 13, 2008 9:39 AM | Link to this
I had this one friend that I ended up going to college with, her mother grew up with mines so we kinda move around together, she is the most hilarious emotional drunk that you ever seen. In fact when we use to go out I would buy her drinks so she could get drunk because it would be so funny. One time I almost wrecked because she had me laughing so hard that tears were in my eyes and I couldn’t see while I was driving. She get drunk and apologizes for stealing your pencil in the first grade. She cries and everything. One night she called everybody in her phone apologizing for shyt they didn’t even know she had done. I was crying laughing.
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 9:39 AM | Link to this
Blow I’m a happy social drunk. But I’m not really into getting drunk these days because as you get older, your recovery time get’s longer.
6’1” When I was in school it was funny to hear about all the crazy shyt you did or said from friends the next day…but now..not so much. I’m just glad I never experienced throwing up in my sleep as my college roomie did. Ewwwww.
Truth You got me ROTFLMAO at you already. a drink or 2 is nice then get down to business. Any more than that and you’ll wake up with your face in somebddies azz. And you may not know who they are.
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 9:39 AM | Link to this
he went to work everyday when i knew him…and had the nerve to work out! how does drinking and working out mix?
kinderteach Do you still have his number? just sayin’
Truth shut that up!…while i’m over here trying to cipher through I did check that site…i just might. I plug the earbuds in here @ work/gym often enough to go with it.
You got $7.49?
QC…head nod
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 9:43 AM | Link to this
Angie - See my 9:19. I can still answer even if you’ve gotten an answer.
By I am Legend
May 13, 2008 9:46 AM | Link to this
Drunk story
I remember one time i was dating this extremely attractive female…in my SIMP mind she was all that so i stuck her arse on a high..well one day i told her to meet me at dugans downtown…i had to work a lil late so she was out there by herself for a minute..so i expected to walk in and have to debo my attention back from the hounds at that bar…when i get there she is sitting alone..waiting on me..so ya know my ego was like cheaaaaaa….moving on we get slobby drunk and my teenage mind started to take over — like i am going to lay her pretty hair down tonight…on the way home we stop for some of that ga dome…i was asking for it..she said cool…so when i stop i said — i am going over to the woods and pee…she said good because i have to go as well….so i am thinking ok hold until we get up the block…no this nut comes in the wooded area with me squats and p**…i am looking like dayum thats alot of water coming out of you…i am also thinking…)so i am suppose to want to hit that now…she says do you have a condom we can do it right here…..lol…we did not do she started crying getting all emotional on me…so i followed her home, then i went home…drunk all by myself!
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 9:51 AM | Link to this
M. (said in the voice of Homer Simpson) Mmmmm, grey goose smoothies. lol
BTW, You know you’re an alcoholic when you drink coffee out of a flask.
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 9:55 AM | Link to this
I’ve been drunk before and I’ve done some crazy shyt behind liquor. Sometimes you just have to learn lessons of life the hard way. Then, you know not to repeat it.
By Blow Me a.k.a MOST HATED ON
May 13, 2008 9:56 AM | Link to this
* I am legend* So she should want to hit that after you pi$$, but you can’t hit it after she pi$$es..I don’t get it.
By I am Legend
May 13, 2008 9:57 AM | Link to this
@Slim..i am with you..my recover time is not what it use to be
When i get drunk i think of off the wall ish to do…like i will get in moods for certain things…so if i go to the club i may want to only talk to thick chicks or petite..or i may only want to talk with the non-black women in the clubs….lol…or i will only eat celery..things like that…i am also the happy drunk..on that white…get ready for comedy central…because i am quick of wit at those times..i dont drink dark..for some reason it gets me in an overly hyper aggressive mode…like when i first moved here i did not have a car…and coming out of the military i was use to running..so i would drink be drunk and get up and run up to the KFC for some dinner and run back…my friends would laugh like dude your crazy..how you going to be drunk and high and want to run somewhere..but i did it everyday…lol…or i would start cleaning and or recleaning stuff i did the previous day..i cant keep still when i am drinking…lol,…i have been know to bust into a one man electric slide line…to anytype of music!!!
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 10:04 AM | Link to this
So she should want to hit that after you pi$$, but you can’t hit it after she pi$$es..I don’t get it.
LMAO!!! Blow I mean, I know that they don’t have wipes in the woods, but maybe you have some Kleenex in the car or something. LOL
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 10:07 AM | Link to this
Thank you Blow, I was thinking the exact same thing!
By kinderbabe
May 13, 2008 10:11 AM | Link to this
cemeeli nope, we dated for a couple of months (very brief) and the friendship went downhill from there once i had a closer look at his drinking habits. we’re not at the same gym anymore either so i have no clue how he is.
By M.
May 13, 2008 10:13 AM | Link to this
@SlimOne
You are crazy…LOL but sometimes, if I get gas at QT, I am always tempted to stop and get their frozen drinks and throw some goose in there for that Wet Willies affect but then I come back to reality and just get a cherry coke…
@Guys
Would your opinion change of a woman who got wasted on your first date together or would you just charge it as a mistake on her part?
OR
What if its a setting like Bella stated when you meet someone in a group setting and they get wasted, Guys would you still like her?
By Raqi
May 13, 2008 10:15 AM | Link to this
M I tell my friend Denise that she is borderline alcoholic. She manages to “celebrate” every occasion and holiday known to man. She drinks on New Year, MLK, Presidents’ Day, Easter, Passover, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, 4th of July, Labor Day, Yom Kippur, Roshashana, Chinese NewYear, Columbus Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas. You name it she has a drink for it.
By I am Legend
May 13, 2008 10:17 AM | Link to this
@ared/blow….i have never until that moment seen how p** comes out of a women…that ish was not sexy….she squats and that ish runs out like a water facuet…fast an hard…lol….i am visual..so in my mind i had a movie running…we on a side street downtown she giving me some courtsey for a minute then we stop build up some tension and go home we finish each other off…NOT her p** beside me and asking me do i have a condom so i can hit it with p** still drippn from it
By Blow Me a.k.a MOST HATED ON
May 13, 2008 10:24 AM | Link to this
Iamlegend Yes it’s disgusting. For both of you. Your p** is no betta than hers.
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 10:25 AM | Link to this
Raqi - From your stories it seems you have a very colorful collection of friends!
Rell - Whatever floats your boat. I was just having a good chuckle.
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 10:27 AM | Link to this
kinderteach I’m sure you was looking sideways like wth? as he transformed into Mr. Drink ‘em up. yea that over drinking will get a quick duece.
By Raqi
May 13, 2008 10:29 AM | Link to this
And you know what…I have taken more sips of alcohol since knowing her than I had ever before. She is always making a drink and telling me and/or my friend Doc, “hey taste this”. My friend Marissa would usually drink more with her but since she has been pregnant for the past year and a half she cannot do so now.
By mamalongleggs
May 13, 2008 10:38 AM | Link to this
Have you ever imbibed a little too much while on a date or when you first met someone? Only if the date is turning sour.
What about men who thrust drinks on women to take advantage of her? That has happen to me before, I didn’t automatically pick up on what dude was trying to do until it dawned on me that he was trying his hardest to get me drunk so he can have way with me. It didn’t work though since I know what I can and can’t handle in public.
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 10:39 AM | Link to this
Mo while i know you like a Mojito every so often. Please pass something for us Malibu wannabes. That Barbados drink is so delicious, yep, even the non-rum frozen.
What’s your story?
By Kym
May 13, 2008 10:40 AM | Link to this
Good Morning All,
I am not a drinker at all..I drink on occassion(like once every quarter) and then it is one drink at the most. I have a three things I will drink..Fuzzy Navel winecoolers, Frozen Frost Drinks (Mango, Peach or Strawberry) and Blueberry Lemonade served at Six Feet Under.
I usually avoid men folks that are two-sheets in the wind when you meet them..but I have had to chase off a guy years ago who was a true weed head. I mean he was great when we talked on the phone. Great on the first date..but man date two was a movie at his house. He was high when he came to pick me up..high at his house..and I had to put up with him feeling me up, chasing me around the bed and kissing me with his weedy breath. I finally told him I was just ready to go home. All that chasing and sweating. good grief. He did call the next day and apologize..but next time we went out he was high again. So that was that.
Off-Topic Total For all of you astrology fans(I am one as well) I figured I would give you all some traits of each sign. As taken from Thelma Balfour’s Black Sun Signs(so that no one goes why just black..astrology is universal the author wrote the book from the African American perspective.)
Aries-The Ram Positive Traits: Optimistic, energetic, courageous, innovative, assertive,entusiastic, adventuresome, free-spririted
Negative Traits: Selfish, quick-tempered, impatient, tactless, impulsive, self-centered, accident-prone, give to procrastination
Taurus-The Bull Positive Traits: Strong-Willed, reiable, persistent, solid, affectionate, practical, warmhearted, trustworthy
Negative Traits: Stubborn, greedy, possessive, lazy, resistant to change, inflexible, resentful, violent
Gemini-The Twins Positive Traits: Versatile, energetic, a communicator, adaptable,logical, witty, intellectual, spontaneous
Negative Traits: Superficial, cunning, inconsistent, restless, secretive, flighty, nosey devious
By Jonny
May 13, 2008 10:41 AM | Link to this
Getting hammered on a first date is a bad move because first dates imbue themselves with best behavior. If your 1st date behavior involves getting blotto, what does date 10 look like?
Gentlemen, do not drink at all on the first date. You’ll have plenty of time on later dates to look like a fool. Drink on the first date and there may not be later dates.
By Sybil
May 13, 2008 10:42 AM | Link to this
Dang, Legend - and they say Sybil has multiple personalities.
By Raqi
May 13, 2008 10:42 AM | Link to this
AmazonR
My friend Denise (38) is an interior designer, newly engaged, very outspoken and as you just heard likes her liquor. Has a 19 year old sister that likes my son and is greener than the Giant himself.
Doc (42) is an oncologist that I met when my mother was dying. We became really good friends. Married 13 years. I get a lot of relationship advice from her.
Marissa (39) is an attorney. Married 1 year. Has a 7 month old and is now 6 months pregnant with second child.
Lacy/Erica (38) is a pharmacist that works part-time at Victoria Secret (Lacy). I met her thru Doc. She is single and confused.
By The Truth
May 13, 2008 10:44 AM | Link to this
QC How are you doing woman?
Similac yeah, it’s 7.49 for the first 3 months and you get 1 credit or basically 1 book. It’s a bargain. Check your phone or Ipod first to make sure it’s compatible. Most are. Also, if you do it through customer service and ask they’ll usually give you a few free credits or something. And you can cancel anytime your like.
M yes, it would change. At least put A good foot forward before you show me your azz.
Drunk story: Not me drunk though
A neighbor of mine brought his 21 yo niece over for xmas year before last. He told me she liked me but anyway one night she shows up at my door wanting to wait for her uncle to get home. I’ said sure. Ol girl started knocking off my tequila and got straight lit. She layed down and fell asleep and I got on my puter. I hear her moving around and go in the great room and she’s totally nude and taking the covers off my couch pillows. The chick had p** on herself and my couch and was trying to clean it up. I sent her to the shower and when she came back she offered me some azz. I’m like “no thanks” p**. I had to take off my pillow covers and send them to the cleaners the next morning. Actually thats not the end of the story but it was the end of the p**/liquor part. WTF???
Legend I feel you on the watching personal matters thing. There’s a reason there’s a door on the bathroom. Use it. LMAO Sometimes ignorance is bliss.
Blow so you come from a family of drunks and you aspire to be shift supervisor at McD’s. You’re a real winner. LMAO
Kara you should chime in with your drunk at the “feminist parties” stories. We would love to hear how a bunch of disgruntled chicks with dycks get drunk and slap each other around.
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 10:49 AM | Link to this
@Kym
You’re an ‘Six Feet Under’ patron? That’s the debate spot…Lol. Grant Park area brings out the most diverse to that one eatery.
All that chasing and sweating. good grief.
Mr. Weedhead wasn’t gonna munch on you hunh? that story was funny
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 10:50 AM | Link to this
Raqi did you and your friend ever talk about her leaving her sister at your house w/your son?
By Kym
May 13, 2008 10:51 AM | Link to this
Truth I subscribed to Audible too. I think my subscription is running out soon. Need to check. But they are great about credits to keep you around. I have alot of audio books and I have a thing for old time radio mysteries and I can get them there for like 60cents a pop.
By mytwocents
May 13, 2008 10:51 AM | Link to this
Hmm…pondering…Crab legs boiled in beer, consumed with beer. Nightly. Was he a borderline alkie or a straight up alkie?
Libations n’ Relations…that’s a dangerous cocktail. I’ll self diagnose as a semi-emotional, touchy-feely kinda lush. And reserve ocassional extreme lushiness for secure locations, where Stranger Danger not an issue —> friend’s house party, my living room.
Can’t believe no fightin’ drunk admissions! As confrontational as it gets up in here…
By Kym
May 13, 2008 10:54 AM | Link to this
Cemeeli I am so hooked on that place. I try to go at least once a month. I havent been during a debate but I do like the Grant Park area. Tons of cops hang around that area..so you always feel safe. And the food is great too.
By Blow Me a.k.a MOST HATED ON
May 13, 2008 10:55 AM | Link to this
Truth Don’t address me UNTIL I address you first. Family of drunks? That’s a bit much don’t you think. Better than coming from a family of a history of MENTAL retardation. Everyone knows you SICK. You confused last week you would kill your mother under the right circumstance. That statement right there confirmed you are mentally ill. Enough with the MCD’s jokes….that $hit is beyond PLAYED!
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 10:56 AM | Link to this
Yea, Kara’s tude stinks!
His cell phone rings during dinner. What is his best move?
1% He checks to see who’s calling, and excuses himself from the table to answer the call
3% He lets it ring, and continues the conversation
38% He checks to see who’s calling and lets it go to voicemail
58% He turns the phone off without looking at it
By Raqi
May 13, 2008 10:57 AM | Link to this
That should be Doc has been married for a total of 18 years. She and her husband divorced after 5 years and then remarried one year later.
By Blow Me a.k.a MOST HATED ON
May 13, 2008 10:57 AM | Link to this
Truth CORRECTIONS Don’t address me UNTIL I address you first. Family of drunks? That’s a bit much don’t you think? Better than coming from a family of a history of MENTAL retardation. Everyone knows you are SICK. You confessed last week you would kill your mother under the right circumstances. That statement right there confirmed you are mentally ill. Enough with the MCD’s jokes….that $hit is beyond PLAYED!
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 10:58 AM | Link to this
He accidentally forgets his wallet. What’s his best move?
25% He acts like it’s not a huge deal and promises to pay me back if I can spot him
34% He apologizes profusely and asks for me to pay instead
41% He sneaks off and asks to make other arrangements with the manager
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 10:58 AM | Link to this
Truth Now if i would have brung my card to work w/me on this slow day, I could start/reg and listen right now. Thanks for the tip shorty.
mamalongleggs you know that’s more common that not. Especially during the youngin/college years. The stories…wow. Good you peep the “show” and got a refund.
By SeanJohnson3000
May 13, 2008 11:01 AM | Link to this
@ Kym…being a gemini….that post described me…to a tee…but i dont belive in horoscopes..but i DO buy those horoscope lottery books..
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 11:02 AM | Link to this
Here’s a drunken story. I was at a girlfriend’s house in the apartment complex I was living at. We got p** poor drunk off margaritas until very late in the night. While walking home I soon realized I wasn’t very steady on my feet. I must have fallen into every ditch or bush on my way to my apartment. Woke up the next morning on my couch with red dirt everywhere. Took my pants off and had a huge bruise on the back of my leg.
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:02 AM | Link to this
The bill comes and you reach for your purse. He should:
19% Insist on paying once, but if I offer a second time, then he should let me do my part
33% Suggest I pick up the next one
48% Insist on paying, no matter what effort I make to chip in
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 11:05 AM | Link to this
Kara - I’m a big fan of your work.
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:05 AM | Link to this
Dinner is winding down. Things are going well, and he’s hoping the date will continue. He should:
1% Ask to see my place
11% Invite me to his place
34% Bring me to a bar or club for some entertainment
54% Suggest we check out this great dessert place nearby
By QC
May 13, 2008 11:07 AM | Link to this
SirTruth i’m doing well just trying to finish up some projects…i’m taking a few days off..how are you Sir?
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 11:10 AM | Link to this
Kym Yes. That place is the most ‘colorful’ it has been the best spot to just slapped a pair jeans on a top and go for diversity and network. That, i now miss living out of the city limits. Now one night i meet a couple that was bent on the “not vote” He: a writer, She: an artist. They were newly engaged and tell’n us (me & the gals). Voting is overated! I politely got closer to them as to find out wth? Trish and Jason talking about sumthin’ to the point of a dang Green Peace! <—-auuuww hayo!…So, I first asked where were they from. That convo lasted about 1 1/2.
By kinderbabe
May 13, 2008 11:14 AM | Link to this
hey mo:)
kym/cemeeli i love six feet under also…was just there on sunday night. the food is great and so are the drinks.:)
By The Truth
May 13, 2008 11:14 AM | Link to this
Blow calm down my little troll like friend. McD’s isn’t played, you are. And you know I don’t need permission to post to you.
Similac/Kym I hope you like it. I read/listened to alot of self help books using audible. I can do it while I walk my dogs in the morning. Their library has everything.
Ared did you just turn on me?
QC you staying local or hitting the road?
Unknown thanks for the support. LOL
By kinderbabe
May 13, 2008 11:14 AM | Link to this
hey mo:)
kym/cemeeli i love six feet under also…was just there on sunday night. the food is great and so are the drinks.:)
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 11:14 AM | Link to this
She and her husband divorced after 5 years and then remarried one year later.
Raqi - I had a friend whose parents remarried after being divorced 10 years. That would be a good topic, “Second Time Around.” It could work for dating.
I used to be of that whole “don’t go backwards” mindset. But once you get older, you make better choices about the people you date (or at least you should). Giving it another shot is not as bad as I thought it would be, at least from my limited experience.
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:16 AM | Link to this
You make it back to his place. Once you’re in the door, he should:
4% Lean in for a kiss
18% Crack a joke to put me at ease
38% Offer to give me a tour of his place
40% Offer me a seat in the living room, then fetch us drinks or some dessert
By Staceye AKA Black Mamba
May 13, 2008 11:18 AM | Link to this
Good Day all
My family has plenty of functioning alcoholics! LOL I too have a tolerance for it. I do not sit home and drink. If I go out I will have a few..but not to where I am drunk and can’t drive msyelf home or think rationally. When I wa shome in NY for the holiday last year I went to aparty in the middel of nowhere in NJ! Well I think the cop was just anxious to get a jump on his ticket writing and finally saw a car on that dark road. Well…he pulled me and my girls over and told me to get out. I had on a mini dress and 4 inch heeled thigh high boots! He made me stand on one foot and count one 1 thousand all the way to 31. Then made me walk the line to and fro. He couldn’t get me on DUI…He had to let me go….oh yeah..I had more drinks then everybody! I just have a high tolerance. But I also know when to stop or when I can not drive.I have only be drunk once…that was in Mexico last year! UGH…Jose wasn’t my friend that day! I have never met a guy who got sloppy drunk on date…thank God!
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 11:19 AM | Link to this
Crab legs boiled in beer, consumed with beer. Nightly. Was he a borderline alkie or a straight up alkie?
Enjoyed the beer cooked crab legs that’s all.
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:19 AM | Link to this
He gives you a tour of his home. Which of the following is the most critical area of judgment when checking out a guy’s place for the first time?
13% His book and movie collection
20% His decorating taste
67% The cleanliness of his bathroom
By Raqi
May 13, 2008 11:20 AM | Link to this
Yes we did. (She was probably drinking at the time). We both agree that I am probably overreacting and she was irresponsible knowing how I would feel about this. We left it right there…until it comes up again…because it will.
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 11:21 AM | Link to this
Another Six Feet Under fan right here! Though I’ve been going to the one of Howell Mill now. I love places with rooftop seating in the warm weather!
By Kym
May 13, 2008 11:21 AM | Link to this
Cancer-The Crab(My sign by the way)
Positive traits: Receptive, sensitive, sympathetic, kind, shrewd, intuitive, thrify, emotional
Negative traits: Moody, changable, hypersensitive, messy, unforgiving, unstable, overly emotional, overindulgent in self pity
Leo-The Lion Positive traits: Generous, dramatic, enthusiastic, broad-minded, crative, organized, powerful, optimistic
Negative traits: Intolerant, patronizing, conceited, egotistical, snobbish, extravagant, attention-seeking, dogmatic
Virgo-The Virgin
Positive traits: Practical, analytical, industrious, conscientious, neat, hypercritical, meticulous, perfectionist
Negative traits: Hypercritical, fussy, a worrier, cranky, pessimistic, prudish, workaholic, grouchy
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:21 AM | Link to this
When visiting his home for the first time, which of the following would make you most attracted to him?
5% Home exercise equipment
13% A musical instrument
27% A cute dog
55% Photos of family
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:24 AM | Link to this
A roommate comes home, and the romantic vibe diffuses. What should he propose?
17% Move in for the kill: “Let’s head to the bedroom for some privacy”
37% Stick it out: “Hey, Jim, want to watch this flick with us?”
46% Chalk it up to bad luck, and just try to have fun: “Let’s blow this popsicle stand—the bar is still open.”
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 11:25 AM | Link to this
kinderteach/Kym Let’s just say the fried green tomatos, shrimp boil and bbq salmon are my fav there…i’ve had better but still good for a local eatery!
Thanks for making me crave seafood, kinder.
By Raqi
May 13, 2008 11:26 AM | Link to this
AmazonR Actually that topic has come across the screen several times. The majority of the responses were once and ex, always an ex.
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:27 AM | Link to this
He puts on some music. What should he play?
5% Atmospheric electronica tracks that you’d hear in the lobby of a cool hotel
12% Something fun and energetic, like 60’s funk and soul
14% Some up-tempo Indie rock or hip hop
17% A romantic standby like Marvin Gaye, Barry White, or John Legend
52% A mellow singer or group like Jack Johnson or Coldplay
By Blow Me a.k.a MOST HATED ON
May 13, 2008 11:28 AM | Link to this
Truth What’s you sign?
SJ3000 I knew you were crazy!! A crazy a$$ gemini!!
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 11:28 AM | Link to this
Ared did you just turn on me?
LOL Truth. Nah, I just personally think that Kara’s assessments are on point. But mainly because she’s been so kind to not have turned the spotlight on me. LOL.
Maybe if she did I wouldn’t “like” her either, LOL. But I don’t think anything she’s said has been totally off base!
By Mo (aka Moeisha)
May 13, 2008 11:28 AM | Link to this
What’s up Party People! Drunken stories….wow.
Cemeeli I do love a good Mojita! LOL What kinda drink you lookin for chica?
Hey Kinderbabe, how are you?
Congrats Lady J, do ya thang chica!
On topic: never had a guy get blitzed while we were out and never gotten blitzed on a date. Its been a long time since I have gotten drunk though, like that college drunk! WHEW! I get queasy just thinking about it! Mad Dog 20/20, Zima, Cisco…..UGH!! :0)
By mytwocents
May 13, 2008 11:30 AM | Link to this
Yeah, Cee, that was my initial, but a six pack to wash it down every time? At least 4 out of 7 days. I don’t know. Anyway, hope your day is sunshiney!
By KP (http:chatkafe.blogspot.com)
May 13, 2008 11:31 AM | Link to this
Good morning people! KP has entered the building. I promise to remain quiet today :)
By Staceye AKA Black Mamba
May 13, 2008 11:32 AM | Link to this
Sexyleggs ummm..wow…OUCH! LMAO..I am imagining you the next morning waking up saying…WTF????
ARED I don’t black slide..I refuse to do revisiting! Why go backwards in life? I dont see how people make and an break up all the time. Just let the dead dog go! LOL Now there are instance were timing playe d a huge part in the demise of a relationship..then maybe….if not on bad terms.
By Mo (aka Moeisha)
May 13, 2008 11:34 AM | Link to this
*Virgo-The Virgin
Positive traits: Practical, analytical, industrious, conscientious, neat, hypercritical, meticulous, perfectionist
Negative traits: Hypercritical, fussy, a worrier, cranky, pessimistic, prudish, workaholic, grouchy*
I dont agree with all of this but its close! :0)
By QC
May 13, 2008 11:34 AM | Link to this
I would love to hit the road Truth, but i’ve got too much going on this weekend…maybe i’ll get around to it in June…..i’m going to Nashville, TN in August for a week it’s for GMWA so i’m looking forward to a get away..I might hang out for a night or 2 this weekend, we’ll see ;)
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 11:34 AM | Link to this
Mo a virgin Malibu! I am a fan. Bahamian lady looked at me and saw that i was serious about no-rum and she hook it. It was fantastic! Since, i have purchased Malibu chocolates to take me back to it. The coconut and dark chocolate are great with a simple Sangria. rplc wine w/sprlking cider
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 11:34 AM | Link to this
The vibe is strong and you’ve decided to head back to his place. If he’s going to make a move, when’s the best time for him to make it?
8% As soon as we’re inside; in the elevator or once we get in the door
22% Before we get to his house—something spontaneous at the bar, or outside the restaurant, or on his steps just to set the tone
70% After we’ve had a chance to talk and relax a bit inside, and he’s had time to seduce me a bit verbally
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:36 AM | Link to this
What’s the best kind of first kiss?
15% Playful and brief
24% Passionate, confident, and seductive
61% Short, tender and sweet
By QC
May 13, 2008 11:39 AM | Link to this
I’m a Taurus the Positive is all true…but the negative i don’t dwell in none of those traits..i’m the nicest, sweetest person you will ever meet in your life very caring, loving & will help you out in any way possible (long as it’s legal)
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:39 AM | Link to this
You’ve kissed, and now things are heating up. How do you signal to him that it’s time to move on to something more serious?
6% I’ll just tell him: I’m not afraid to ask for what I want
44% My body language should tell him everything he needs to know. I’m not going to spell it out
50% He should follow my lead: If I move my hands from safe places like his face and arms to underneath his shirt, he should feel free to do the same
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 11:39 AM | Link to this
Kym So ‘tomorrow’ you may feel like being going to Six Feet & crowd, but you’d cry ‘cause for some reason you want a steak?
Lol @ Moody, changable, hypersensitive, messy, unforgiving, unstable, overly emotional, overindulgent in self pity
j/k
By Jason
May 13, 2008 11:40 AM | Link to this
A few months ago I went on a date with a woman who clearly had a goal to be drunk by 8 p.m. I enjoy an adult beverage as much as the next person but when my date throws down 8 beers in 2 1/2 hours and then suggests we grab a 12 pack and head back to her place, I think we have a problem. This on top of the fact that I wasn’t attracted to her. (it was a blind date) But I did agree to go back to her place for a little while. No sooner did we close the door to her house and her clothes were flying off. I made up some excuse about having to work early the next day (even though the next day was Sunday) and got the heck out of there. Needless to say that was our one and only date.
By Unknown - Yea, I seen that too, lol
May 13, 2008 11:41 AM | Link to this
How should he react if you slow down the pace, or push his hand away?
13% He should try again later—I’m just not warmed up enough yet
14% He should stop immediately
73% He should keep kissing me, but let me make the next move forward
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 11:42 AM | Link to this
Who else is going to see Prince Caspian this w/e? I love Chronicles.
By mamalongleggs
May 13, 2008 11:42 AM | Link to this
Hey Kym I am Aries where are my Arian sistah’s and brotha’s at!?!
By The Truth
May 13, 2008 11:42 AM | Link to this
Roflmao at Unknown/Angie you exposed yourself Angie. Now that’s some funny stuff.
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:43 AM | Link to this
You’ve been kissing and he’s ready for more. How should he transition from the living room/kitchen/porch into the bedroom?
23% Just ask me if I’d like to move to the bedroom
31% Pick me up and carry me, or steadily move that way without breaking liplock. Anything that keeps the passion high
46% Lead me by the hand without saying a word
By Kym
May 13, 2008 11:45 AM | Link to this
Libra-The Scales
Positive traits: Diplomatic, refined, charming, romantic, easy going, seeker of harmony, idealistic, orderly
Negative traits: Indecisive, gullible, changeable, frivolous, resentful, flirtatious, extravagant, vacillates between two extremes.
Scorpio-The Scorpion
Positive traits: Passionate, emotional, independent, energetic, determined, creative, persistent, intuitive
Negative traits: Jealous, stubborn, secretive, vengeful, manipulative, violent
Sagittarius-The Archer
Positive traits: Energetic, free-spirited, ambitious, generous, optimistic, sincere, frank, dependable
Negative traits: Tactless, irresponsible, restless, careless, erratic, prone to exaggeration, frivolous, undisciplined
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:45 AM | Link to this
During foreplay, do you prefer:
3% To undress yourself: I enjoy putting on a show
23% To let him undress you: I like a man who can be nimble with his hands
74% A spontaneous mix. Every item of clothing is different: I might want him to take off my top, but I’ll handle my shoes
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 11:47 AM | Link to this
I don’t black slide..I refuse to do revisiting!
Staceye - Your vigor on this response is radiating thru the screen. LOL.
I’m just saying, I’m realizing that there are SOME instances where a break may have been needed. Not every break up is over a deal breaker. I realized in a past relationship that the guy was taking me for granted. So I left. I think we’re all guilty of taking others for granted from time to time.
Anywhoo, when I finally started answering his calls half a year later, a new man was on the line. Someone who appreciated what he had and what he lost. With stuff like that, maybe a 2nd chance is warranted.
By Unknown - Yea, it was fun while it lasted, lol
May 13, 2008 11:48 AM | Link to this
What’s his best approach during foreplay?
11% Passionately ripping off my clothes
21% Giving me a massage
68% Spending at least ten minutes kissing before undressing me
By Get a life
May 13, 2008 11:48 AM | Link to this
Unknown, get a life and stop posting that mess, if we wanted to read that article, survey, vapid drivel we would do it on our own.
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 11:48 AM | Link to this
QC you’re a bull. j/p
Happy Birthday Eve chica!
By mytwocents
May 13, 2008 11:48 AM | Link to this
Now that’s a hot mess, Beauty. LOL =)
By Kym
May 13, 2008 11:49 AM | Link to this
Cemeeli I dont like the one about unstable..because cancers seek and love stablitity but the moody changable…yep like the tides.
By Lady J
May 13, 2008 11:49 AM | Link to this
THANKS MO You know a chick doesn’t a have with that problem!!!
Leo-The Lion Positive traits: Generous, dramatic, enthusiastic, broad-minded, crative, organized, powerful, optimistic (This is me all day long honey) I would say an Alpha Female also!!! Sista Kym thanks!!!
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:50 AM | Link to this
Assuming you’re willing to have sex, how should he bring up protection?
2% Ask if I’m on the pill
2% Wait for me to bring up birth control or suggest a condom
25% He should ask me if I want him to grab a condom
71% He should get a condom from his dresser without asking
By I am Legend
May 13, 2008 11:50 AM | Link to this
i see no love for Libra’s in this piece
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 11:53 AM | Link to this
Sagittarius-The Archer
Positive traits: Energetic, free-spirited, ambitious, generous, optimistic, sincere, frank, dependable
Negative traits: Tactless, irresponsible, restless, careless, erratic, prone to exaggeration, frivolous, undisciplined
This is accurate for me except that I’m not irresponsible. And because I’m not irresponsible, I’m not very generous either! LOL
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:53 AM | Link to this
What’s most important about your first sexual experience?
13% The more intense the better: I want it to be an unforgettable, over-the-top experience
42% Establishing sexual compatibility: I want him to show me he knows how to make me feel good
45% The feeling of closeness: Building that emotional bridge
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 11:54 AM | Link to this
Staceye, that’s exactly what I said when I woke up. I had to shake my head at myself remembering how many times I fell. I made it home in one piece, a little bruised vowing not to do that again.
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:56 AM | Link to this
You wake up the next morning in his bed. What should he do to put you at ease?
12% Direct you to the bathroom to freshen up and make himself scarce
24% Make you breakfast in bed
64% Cuddle
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 11:57 AM | Link to this
Lol @ mytwo Must be on the beer crablegs.
Kym/QC Cee, July 11 / 7-11 (my dad has gotten the $$$ for playing my birthday.
By Kym
May 13, 2008 11:57 AM | Link to this
Capricorn-The Goat
Positive traits: Prudent, reserved, patient, determined, reliable, ambitious, organized, has a sense of humor
Negative traits: Opportunistic, mean, rigid, overly conventional, won’t leave well enough alone, miserly, social climber
Aquarius-The Water Bearer
Positive traits: Charismatic, Intelligent, independent, friendly, inventive, idealistic, intuitive, humane
Negative traits: Unpredictable, perverse, eccentric, tactless, disorganized, impulsive, rebellious
Pisces-Two fish swimming in opposite directions (Fish)
Positive traits: Emotional, intuitive, romantic, imaginative, compassionate, sensitive, adaptable, receptive
Negative traits: Secretive, careless, impressionable, weak willed, indecisive, vague, out of touch with reality, unworldly
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 11:58 AM | Link to this
The next morning, what’s his best parting line?
2% I had fun, thanks
16% I’ll call you tonight
82% When can I see you again?
How long should he wait before contacting you again?
14% He should call in two days
29% He should send a thoughtful e-mail the next day
57% He should call the same day
The End
By Lady J
May 13, 2008 11:58 AM | Link to this
Mo meant doesn’t have a problem doing that…Ok I am still on my high!!! I am excited!:)
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 12:00 PM | Link to this
LOL. Good thing this is not WiseDiva’s week. She would be cursing us to high heaven for all the blog topic hijacking going on. Focus people! LOL
By Kym
May 13, 2008 12:03 PM | Link to this
Cemeeli—I knew you were good people..July 10th is my birthdate.
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 12:05 PM | Link to this
Hey LadyJ.
gon to get sumthin’ for lunch…hmmm
By Raqi
May 13, 2008 12:13 PM | Link to this
Unknown why didn’t you just post those questions and let us randomly answer them according to our experiences? IMO that would have been more fun.
By Kym
May 13, 2008 12:16 PM | Link to this
How to Get Next to an Aries Be Complimentary Arians love flattery because they are their own biggest fans. But don’t pour it on too thick
How to Get Next to Taurus Don’t be too consumed with your successes, career and social standing. Taurus people are down to earth and pretty grounded.
How to Get Next to Gemini They detest routine and boring. They enjoy original ideas and adventuresome dates.
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 12:20 PM | Link to this
Melo wanted me to tell you guys hello. He misses everyone and he’s working his fanny off.
Dan, if you’re lurking HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 12:20 PM | Link to this
Raqi I agree!
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 12:22 PM | Link to this
Keep it coming Kym on How To Get…
By 6'1 & Luvin it (Partying like a porn*)
May 13, 2008 12:23 PM | Link to this
Aquarius-The Water Bearer
Positive traits: Charismatic, Intelligent, independent, friendly, inventive, idealistic, intuitive, humane
Negative traits: Unpredictable, perverse, eccentric, tactless, disorganized, impulsive, rebellious
Dayuumit man, somebody hit the nail dead on the head! Whoa
By mqew
May 13, 2008 12:24 PM | Link to this
Afta noon all..
Imbibed too much on a first date… “Too much” is relative. I have a high tolerance and I know what I can and cannot handle (at least now I do). I do like to drink. I’m a Food & Drink type of person. I love a good cocktail, a good bottle of wine, and a good stiff drink (not at the same time… ok maybe one after the other j/k.. bnr
I do have drunk stories though…
By Jamocamecrazy asa Asparian
May 13, 2008 12:24 PM | Link to this
Hello Everyone!!!
Just to briefly chime in and bringing myself “out front” for the Arian call…..Sup Mamalong…
@ Kym:
Your descriptions are extremely close…I’ll even admit to being described as “quick-tempered” depending on the circumstance, but not always. However, Aries being the first sign of the zodiac are very courageous and natural born leaders, and they aren’t afraid of getting their hands all “duhtey”…
On Topic:
Never got “p**-tailed” drunk before, (as previously stated by The Truth)…you’ll find yourself wakin’ up (more like) with somebody’s dyck in yo’mouf, talkin’ bout…”who’s dyck is this?” LOL!!! Neva this one.
However, I do enjoy a couple of shots of “Buttery Nipples”…or simply Coconut Rum and Coke, but the Smirnoffs I save for being home when enjoying this beverage, since it only takes one to straight up lullaby my azz, that being said two is my limit whether I’m home or out for the evening.
@ Truth: (in my best Joey voice)….how u doinnn’?….
By Kym
May 13, 2008 12:28 PM | Link to this
How To Get Next to Cancer Cancer people sometimes wear their feelings on their sleeves, so be cautious. Don’t be overbearing, tactless and impatient. Romantic outings such as long walks near water, will relax the crab and make her more receptive to your advances.
How To Get Next to Leo Don’t plan on being a cheap date Leos go first class all the way. They may at times have chapagne idea with only beer money but they will forever reach for the stars. Dont be a miser when it comes to spending money.
How To Get Next to Virgo Loud, boisterious behavior is out. Virgos enjoy companions who have home training and who are not prone to outburst or an unbecoming demeanor.
How To Get Next to Libras Librans pride themselves on being very classy, and they will expect the same from you. A nice restaurant, not the most expensive, with dim lighting and soft music will score you points.
By Lady J
May 13, 2008 12:28 PM | Link to this
Hey CeeCee enjoy lunch!
By QC
May 13, 2008 12:29 PM | Link to this
Kym That is so true about “how to get next to a Taurus”!
Thanks Cee-me-me
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 12:30 PM | Link to this
kym you already know i’m a cancer. it’s funny though, because we’re nothing alike. did you know wise is one too.
By Lady J
May 13, 2008 12:35 PM | Link to this
Keep it coming Kym!!! How To Get Next to Leo Don’t plan on being a cheap date Leos go first class all the way. They may at times have chapagne idea with only beer money but they will forever reach for the stars. Dont be a miser when it comes to spending money.
Why my silly butt trying now to make a dollar out of $.15…The beuty of it I will make it happen without a shadow of a doubt!!!
By mamalongleggs
May 13, 2008 12:38 PM | Link to this
Kym is there anything about compatiblity for the zodiac signs? It seems that I keep attracting Gemini’s for some reason.
By mqew
May 13, 2008 12:40 PM | Link to this
Kym Gemini is me. But ummm why is cunning negative?
By Kym
May 13, 2008 12:42 PM | Link to this
How To Get Next to Scorpio Be attentive. Laugh at their jokes and be at their beck in call most of the time. Be sexy. Accentuate the positive. Be versatile. Dont complain about their being late. Je be eager and willing when they arrive.
How to Get Next to Sagittarius Take your Sag to outdoor events. Sags love the outdoors. Sag people are free spirits they simply will not stand for being told what to do and when. If you try to control them it will not work.
How to Get Next to Capricorn Be on time..with Capricorns you wont have a second chance to make a first impression. Capicorns are serious so having a good sense of humor will break the ice.
How to Get Next to Aquarius Dont be clingy or controlling..Dont try to hard to impress or be eager to please Be yourself. Be spontaneous and flexible.
How to Get Next to Pisces Pisces love the arts so take them to a play or poetry reading. Pisces love to eat out at fancy restaurants. First atmosphere then you.
By Blue_Kolla
May 13, 2008 12:42 PM | Link to this
A roommate comes home, and the romantic vibe diffuses. What should he propose?
See…? That’s the problem. WTF is a grown man doing with a roommate?!
73% He should keep kissing me, but let me make the next move forward
For what…? So that you can call rape? Hayo Naah. Any form of “No,” will be met with swift brakes.
QC i’m the nicest, sweetest person you will ever meet in your life very caring, loving & will help you out in any way possible (long as it’s legal)
Oh yeah…?
Sagittarius-The Archer Positive traits: Energetic, free-spirited, ambitious, generous, optimistic, sincere, frank, dependable Negative traits: Tactless, irresponsible, restless, careless, erratic, prone to exaggeration, frivolous, undisciplined
90% of that… ^^^
Cee ;)
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 12:43 PM | Link to this
mamalongleggs yea, stay away from gemini’s. they are cheaters and sneaky as h3ll! yahoo has a compatibility thingy.
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 12:46 PM | Link to this
Cancer people sometimes wear their feelings on their sleeves, so be cautious. Don’t be overbearing, tactless and impatient.
Ah ha…Now I see why I’ve never meshed well with Cancers! LOL
By Kym
May 13, 2008 12:47 PM | Link to this
Compatible mates:
Aries works best with: Sagittarius, Leo, Gemini and Aquarius.
Taurus works best with: Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer and Pisces
Gemini works best with: Leo Aries, Aquarius and Libra
Cancer works best with Pisces, Scorpio, Virgo and Taurus.
The signs within each group are also compatible and interchangeable. So for example.. Scorpios are also compatible with Virgo, Taurus and Pisces
By Jamocamecrazy
May 13, 2008 12:48 PM | Link to this
“It seems that I keep attracting Gemini’s for some reason. “
@ Mamalongleggs: (Although your ques was directed to Kym)… An Aries and Gemini are very compatible (attracted to one another), when I looked this info up in the past…as a matter of fact, I’ve attracted more Geminis in the past than any other sign.
By Jamocamecrazy
May 13, 2008 12:48 PM | Link to this
“It seems that I keep attracting Gemini’s for some reason. “
@ Mamalongleggs: (Although your ques was directed to Kym)… An Aries and Gemini are very compatible (attracted to one another), when I looked this info up in the past…as a matter of fact, I’ve attracted more Geminis in the past than any other sign.
By mamalongleggs
May 13, 2008 12:49 PM | Link to this
Hey Jam I aint neva skerd to get my hands duhtey LOL
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 12:49 PM | Link to this
How to Get Next to Sagittarius Take your Sag to outdoor events. Sags love the outdoors. Sag people are free spirits they simply will not stand for being told what to do and when. If you try to control them it will not work.
Well…let the church say Amen!
By mqew
May 13, 2008 12:49 PM | Link to this
**Pisces-Two fish swimming in opposite directions (Fish)
Positive traits: Emotional, intuitive, romantic, imaginative, compassionate, sensitive, adaptable, receptive
Negative traits: Secretive, careless, impressionable, weak willed, indecisive, vague, out of touch with reality, unworldly**
My SO=> Intuitive to a T, NOT romantic, Sensitive, reality is not his friend, and extremely unworldly
By The Truth
May 13, 2008 12:50 PM | Link to this
Angie/Unknown you ready to come clean yet? LMAO Everyone, go back and look at Angie’s 1134 and 1136 posts. That is hilarious. She forgot to switch names
Jamo top of the morning to you. LMAO at “with somebody’s dyck in yo’mouf, talkin’ bout…”who’s dyck is this?””
Cancer in the hizzy. July 20,
Cancer-The Crab(My sign by the way)
Positive traits: Receptive, sensitive, sympathetic, kind, shrewd, intuitive, thrify, emotional
Negative traits: Moody, changable, hypersensitive, messy, unforgiving, unstable, overly emotional, overindulgent in self pity
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 12:57 PM | Link to this
truth see my 11:41 and i still luv you! lmao.
By mamalongleggs
May 13, 2008 1:01 PM | Link to this
Angie you are so right, Gemini’s are straight up true cheaters.
By Jamocamecrazy
May 13, 2008 1:04 PM | Link to this
“Angie/Unknown you ready to come clean yet? LMAO Everyone, go back and look at Angie’s 1134 and 1136 posts. That is hilarious. She forgot to switch names…”
LMAO!!!HaHaHa!!! I actually did notice that and I called myself trying to play it off by not mentioning it…although seems to me, Angie gets enough heat on this here forum as it is, but the shyt was funny (shakin’ my dayum head, LMAO!!!)…its alright tho, Angie…(now ROTF!!!)
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 1:08 PM | Link to this
I’m ready for some mo drunken stories…Let’s hear it.
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 1:11 PM | Link to this
Jamocamecrazy that moniker 75% of the time is for my co-workers who hate to blog. we discuss the topics every week and they have me put in their .02. for example, yesterday’s question to truth was alittle bit of lil mama’s and mine.
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 1:11 PM | Link to this
oh, and don’t think she is going away. lmfao!
By Blow Me a.k.a MOST HATED ON
May 13, 2008 1:13 PM | Link to this
Truth They hit it dead on the nail with you! unstable YOU are!!
Negative traits: Moody, changable, hypersensitive, messy, unforgiving, unstable, overly emotional, overindulgent in self pity
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 1:17 PM | Link to this
Angie & mamalongleggs Since Gemini’s have multiple personas/personalities, it’s not technically cheating…I’m a gemini and my fellow zodiac brother and sisters know what i’m talking about. lol
By abc
May 13, 2008 1:17 PM | Link to this
My ex used to ask me why I drank so much, I told her it made her better looking and more charming.
Yo mama an alcoholic. She so ugly that her mama had to be drunk to breast feed her.
By Jamocamecrazy
May 13, 2008 1:18 PM | Link to this
Angie/ Mamalong:
…although a lot of the qualities that both Arians and Geminis bring to the table compliment each other, and there is hardly ever a dull moment, I will agree that they are bonafide cheaters (w/ their cunning azzes)…yes, very true.
By Blue_Kolla
May 13, 2008 1:18 PM | Link to this
Jamo sidebar…
By Poppa Grande
May 13, 2008 1:21 PM | Link to this
Slim I’ve got one for ya…. I was invited to UGA for the annnual pajama party. We went and there was this dude that was so slizzard that he couldn’t hold his liquor and the chick that he was dancing with got an unwanted dousing of said liquor. She was wearing a teddy from Fredrick’s of Hollywood.
You should never get that drunk. I remembered that seeing that thing transpire and it led me to stay away from heavy drinkers. period. Fourteen years later and I still remember that like it was yesterday.
By Jamocamecrazy
May 13, 2008 1:22 PM | Link to this
Wassup, Blue?
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 1:25 PM | Link to this
Jamocamecrazy, mama how do i know this to be true? my ex is a gemini. i asked his ex-wife why did she leave him after i left him, and her story matched mine to a T.
By mamalongleggs
May 13, 2008 1:26 PM | Link to this
Kym If I had my pick, I would choose Pisces. Seem to be a compliment to my fiesty tempermental attitude with them being so imaginary. LOL
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 1:28 PM | Link to this
July 10th…hmmm good people huh?
Gurl i am a crackhead! I love music, adventures, yellow, silver and a beautiful home. Oh and that dang Mini Cooper…I’l settle for the I-FX35.
LadyJ is that’s why my cousin gives me the BEST gifts and don’t be bother with cost. I’m like: Chic this was waaaayyy to much.
Cee = The Biggest Miser! Me don’t let a dollar go turned without a good decision.
See…? That’s the problem. WTF is a grown man doing with a roommate?!
I’m saying…Lol…my boi, Blue.
By I am Legend
May 13, 2008 1:31 PM | Link to this
How To Get Next to Libras Librans pride themselves on being very classy, and they will expect the same from you. A nice restaurant, not the most expensive, with dim lighting and soft music will score you points.
^^me all the way!!!!!!
libras are best suited with who kym?
By The Truth
May 13, 2008 1:32 PM | Link to this
Angie normally I hate folks that use another name to post but that was the funniest stuff I’ve seen today. Thanks for the laugh.
Jamo I was wondering if I was the only one that saw that. Btw, you want a stiff drink?
Blow being called unstable by you is a compliment. Really there’s no difference between me and any guy that would date you. He may start off mild mannered but after dealing with you he’d be unstable in a week. Come over here and lay across my knee.
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 1:32 PM | Link to this
abc wearing the ‘Drink Til She’s Cute’ t-shirt.
mytwo I ain’t messin’…yea i am.
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 1:32 PM | Link to this
Poppa G I recall me and my 2 roomie’s had a party when I was attending Ga Southern. I think pretty much everyone was either drunk or high…one dude past out in the bathroom by the toilet and urinated on himself…and another dude fell asleep in our leather recliner…He Also peed on himself. However, he hops up all early dips out, changes his clothes and comes back playing it off like he spilled beer instead. That was well over 8yrs ago and I still remember that. lol Hmph! Beer my azz.
By pisces 08
May 13, 2008 1:33 PM | Link to this
Pisces-Two fish swimming in opposite directions (Fish)
Positive traits: Emotional, intuitive, romantic, imaginative, compassionate, sensitive, adaptable, receptive
Negative traits: None…..
By BriteEyez
May 13, 2008 1:36 PM | Link to this
Good Afternoon all, I hope all the mother’s enjoyed their day Sunday, I sure did… can anybody say PAMPERED! LOL
On topic I can’t say that I have had a first date get drunk on me but I have found out after a couple of dates that a guy was an alcholic, needless to say things ended at that point. Alcholism is a deal breaker for me! I have seen it kill my father ( even though the official cause of death was heart disease) and most of my uncles and I have no desire to see it in a mate/SO.
All you Capricorns standup!!
* This is spot on…*
How to Get Next to Capricorn Be on time..with Capricorns you wont have a second chance to make a first impression. Capicorns are serious so having a good sense of humor will break the ice.
These, I can say I have definitely seen most of these characteristics in me at different times in my life. The negative ones have greatly diminisshed with age and maturity
Capricorn-The Goat
Positive traits: Prudent, reserved, patient, determined, reliable, ambitious, organized, has a sense of humor
Negative traits: Opportunistic, mean, rigid, overly conventional, won’t leave well enough alone, miserly, social climber
By mytwocents
May 13, 2008 1:37 PM | Link to this
How to Get Next to Aquarius Dont be clingy or controlling..Dont try to hard to impress or be eager to please Be yourself. Be spontaneous and flexible. Two cyber snaps to that…
By I am Legend
May 13, 2008 1:38 PM | Link to this
i remember getting drunk in the corps with the crew….first person to get pi ssy drunk and go to sleep or pass out was getting the bizness
abesol on the lips
decoranted with kool -aid..shaving cream..mayo…ketchup..mustard…anything that we could find to make you look stoopid
hand in warm water…etc..
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 1:38 PM | Link to this
That is hilarious. She forgot to switch names
Truth - Sounds a little psychotic to me. We have enough cowards on this blog. Good grief.
By Kym
May 13, 2008 1:40 PM | Link to this
Mama I love a Taurus man..Something about the protective nature. An like the book says water and Earth make great mud.
By kinderbabe
May 13, 2008 1:42 PM | Link to this
How to Get Next to Capricorn Be on time..with Capricorns you wont have a second chance to make a first impression. Capicorns are serious so having a good sense of humor will break the ice.
Definitely true w/me. First impression is a super big deal to me. I am serious but not super serious. A lot of capricorns i know are old souls growing younger each year.
By Jamocamecrazy
May 13, 2008 1:42 PM | Link to this
@ Mamalong:
“Hey Jam I aint neva skerd to get my hands duhtey LOL”
(in my best of Mr. Clarence of “Coming to Amer..”)…you dayum right!!….
….AJC has a pretty good description of the ARIAN as well, and just to name a few: “…people born under this Sign like to get things started. They tend to display strong leadership, and their extroverted and assertive natures let them lead off the new cycle eagerly. They are the pioneers of the Zodiac, tramping courageously into the wilderness. Aries is the Sign of new beginnings.
…The Element associated with Aries is Fire. Fire Signs are physical: they tend to respond to the world through action, rather than practicality, intellect, or emotion” Sign of Aries are associated with war: Aries is on the front lines…”
…just to name a few.
Wassup, IslandG…if you’re lurkin’
By Lady J
May 13, 2008 1:43 PM | Link to this
CeeCee you be a cool chica!!!:)
By Kym
May 13, 2008 1:43 PM | Link to this
Legend
Libra works with Gemini, Aries, Leo and Aquarius
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 1:45 PM | Link to this
ared trick now you know i’m not a coward! try me … i’ll tell yo azz what you need to know.
By The Truth
May 13, 2008 1:45 PM | Link to this
Ared your tighty whity’s all bunched up today or what? Let me have this one. It was hella funny. I’ll get back on the cowards tomorrow.
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 1:45 PM | Link to this
pisces - No negative traits huh? LOL
Negative traits: Secretive, careless, impressionable, weak willed, indecisive, vague, out of touch with reality, unworldly
Maybe you are out of touch with reality. LOL ;-)
By M.
May 13, 2008 1:48 PM | Link to this
@kinderbabe
When is your birthday?
By mytwocents
May 13, 2008 1:48 PM | Link to this
Truth/Jamoc We all peeped that- see me @ 11:48. Is that why our sun signs say we’re all “tactless”? Now busy revising my definition of subtle…
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 1:51 PM | Link to this
ladyJ/mo…get the popcorn. I got time.
By kinderbabe
May 13, 2008 1:54 PM | Link to this
briteyez hey fellow cap!! when’s your b-day?
By mamalongleggs
May 13, 2008 1:58 PM | Link to this
Kym atleast you had a good experience with a Taurus man, mine was not good, he was stubborn as a mule.
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 1:59 PM | Link to this
New Year Eve baby for kinderbabe right? Just like my bf…and she don’t go w/o celebrating it right!
By I am Legend
May 13, 2008 2:00 PM | Link to this
@Trina(ared)…is this you?
Negative traits: Tactless, irresponsible, restless, careless, erratic, prone to exaggeration, frivolous, undisciplined
By BriteEyez
May 13, 2008 2:01 PM | Link to this
Kinderbabe Hey Capricorn Sis! My birthday is December 23.
By mamalongleggs
May 13, 2008 2:04 PM | Link to this
Jam one thing they forgot to mention: We are very loyal people :) I’ll give up my last for any cause. I always go for the underdogs too.
By M.
May 13, 2008 2:04 PM | Link to this
@Cemeeli
Have you been attending the EBC anniversary services?
By Mo (aka Moeisha)
May 13, 2008 2:06 PM | Link to this
Cemeeli I got some Poppycock and some Crunch-n-Munch, have at it chica!
Kym I want to know who Virgos are most compatible with (though I am sure Capricorns and Cancers are two of them).
By Jamocamecrazy
May 13, 2008 2:06 PM | Link to this
“Now that’s a hot mess, Beauty. LOL”…
I figured that was what or rather whom you were referring to earlier; I can not believe that I’m still jonin’ off of that, the shyt was just funny as hayo!!!! (now chuckling w/ my hands over my face) ROTMfk Flo!!! One mo’good laugh, then I’ll be alright…Hahahahaha!!!!LOL!!!
By kinderbabe
May 13, 2008 2:06 PM | Link to this
M my b-day is december 31st. a new year’s eve baby!:)
By mytwocents
May 13, 2008 2:09 PM | Link to this
A…B…Cee made a funny. Never mind the Cali scuffle over there. You gonna play along?
By M.
May 13, 2008 2:09 PM | Link to this
@Cemeeli
Have you been attending the EBC anniversary services?
By M.
May 13, 2008 2:10 PM | Link to this
@kinderbabe
Cool, me and my twin sister are Jan. 7th
By M.
May 13, 2008 2:11 PM | Link to this
@kinderbabe
Cool, me and my twin sister are Jan. 7th and Im the 7th Child
By M.
May 13, 2008 2:11 PM | Link to this
@kinderbabe
Cool, me and my twin sister are Jan. 7th and Im the 7th Child
By pisces 08
May 13, 2008 2:14 PM | Link to this
@ARed. Well, maybe 1 negative trait….
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 2:14 PM | Link to this
M’ no i haven’t. what about you?
Jamo okay even though this is a blog, ….all dat gut bustin’ is contageious!!! Please, i’m trying to juggle poppycorn, virgin Malibu and mentos.
By WTH
May 13, 2008 2:15 PM | Link to this
Hi all! Haven’t been on here in a while, but I knew I could come to you all if I wanted a real opinion. Particularly from the men. :-)
So off topic: I was hanging with my girls a few weekends ago and a guy that one of the girls knows comes over and starts talking. We’re all just carrying on normal conversation and then he starts paying more attention to one of the girls. No problem with that…I’m not going to hate. The problem is the one he chose is the rudest of them all and a plain jane to boot. I believe beauty comes from the inside, so I can’t see what he would see in her. She’s my friend, but I don’t have to date her. If she ticks me off, I just give her a taste of her own medicine and she’ll back down. She unapologetically rude and very much an introvert. I thought at first it was the weakest link mentality…ie go for the weakest one so he would have someone to go home with that night. But, she doesn’t even roll like that…so he’s still calling and trying to take her out. So my question is, when you could have your pick of anyone, why would you make it your project to, in his words, “get her to open up”??? Moreso, trying to get a person who’s often referred to as a B to be a part of your life. Please clear this up for me…
By mamalongleggs
May 13, 2008 2:19 PM | Link to this
Iamledgend I wanna take it back to this morning regarding the p** thing, so you mean to tell me if you’re at the high point of enty feeling like a rod of steel and all of asudden I have to go p## when I’m finish using the bathroom the deal is off?
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 2:20 PM | Link to this
wth he loves the chase!
By kinderbabe
May 13, 2008 2:22 PM | Link to this
hey cemeeli…you’re right, it is new year’s eve.:)
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 2:28 PM | Link to this
WTH If she’s introverted, how does she exhibit this overly rude behavior..more details please.
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 2:29 PM | Link to this
Playoff Fans
LeBron did that Dang Thang last night. But what i don’t think it was appropriate was him telling/yelling @ his mom to; GO SIT DOWN MAMMA!
i was shooked
By 6'1 & Luvin it (Partying like a porn*)
May 13, 2008 2:32 PM | Link to this
.02 How to Get Next to Aquarius Dont be clingy or controlling..Dont try to hard to impress or be eager to please Be yourself. Be spontaneous and flexible. Two cyber snaps to that… January 29th right here!
By Jamocamecrazy
May 13, 2008 2:36 PM | Link to this
“Jam one thing they forgot to mention: We are very loyal people :) I’ll give up my last for any cause. I always go for the underdogs too.”
You know what…I was touching a little bit on that topic with a “good” friend of mine last week….I must concur with you on that, loyalty is a given with us (Arians) and a prerequisite for those who are seriously interested. If there is any sign of disloyalty, me no want to fvck with you, period. As stated before, we’re def the ones you’d want to put on the front lines, good one to have on ya team…(even for some of us…”like Iverson, smallest thing on the team, but the livest one” - KM (….sometimes when I think about it, when it comes to loyalty that is…I stand behind it so strong, it (loyalty) could probably kill a person faster than a bullet, when it comes to being the rock of one’s family, when you’re trying to maintain,while holding it all together. JMO
By WTH
May 13, 2008 2:38 PM | Link to this
SlimOne, Introvert is probably the wrong word choice…I’d guess she can be described as a loner. She doesn’t go out and when she does she complains about the people who are there. She doesn’t make new friends easily. Basically if you were to meet her for the first time, it would be like trying to get blood from a turnip to get her to carry on a conversation. She’s real short with her answers, so unless you have patience, you’ll just give up and do like most people do…ask me “What’s wrong with your girl?” LOL
By M.
May 13, 2008 2:41 PM | Link to this
@Cemeeli
Yeah, I went last week. Don’t start backslidin’ now lol…
I did see LeBron check his mom one day short of mother’s day. I just think he was saying mom, I dont need you to fight my battles…These guys are all over 6 feet!
By M.
May 13, 2008 2:46 PM | Link to this
@Cemeeli
Yeah, I went last week. Don’t start backslidin’ now lol…
I did see LeBron check his mom one day short of mother’s day. I just think he was saying mom, I dont need you to fight my battles…These guys are all over 6 feet!
By The Truth
May 13, 2008 2:47 PM | Link to this
WTH it’s a matter of perspective. Ol boy saw that chick and said he can handle whatever she’s throwing off, which is usually stronger than what the chicks that are trying to be nice are. It’s like walking in a room with the blog ladies. 90% of the cats would probably shy away from Staceye but some cats would step to her and minimize her strong personality. If you feel your more powerful than a person than you can see beyond what they’re trying to project. If not all you see is what they’re trying to project. This is especially true with women. The one’s that act like that just need a firm hand. She’s looking for love just like the others, she just wears a different cape. My .02 (However, if you believe it to be true I have to charge you for it. No more freebies) LOL
Similac mommy can’t come and rescue that dude on national tv. He did the right thing. When a dude checks his women he needs to check them all. Mom, sisters, wife gf. 1 bad apple ruins his program. How can a dude come off as a man then crumbles in front of his mom? WTF???? She helped build me, she should understand how I am. No momma’s boys.
By Darrell (www.blackthen.com)
May 13, 2008 2:48 PM | Link to this
“How to Get Next to Pisces: Pisces love the arts, so take them to a play or poetry reading. Pisces love to eat out at fancy restaurants. First atmosphere then you.”
As a Pisces myself (Feb. 26), I can say that this is partly true, but only partly. I do like the arts and am artistic in my own right (I can sing and draw), but I do not like plays or poetry readings. However, I do enjoy other cultural things such as attending a symphony or going to a museum and I will admit that I do like to eat out at nice restaurants.
By Staceye AKA Black Mamba
May 13, 2008 2:49 PM | Link to this
Cemeeli Who else is going to see Prince Caspian this w/e? I love Chronicles OOh…ME! raising my hand like the know it all kid in the front of the class*! LOL I love that movie. I read the book then saw the movie…now I am the geek that will be up in the chillin’ like I was for each of the Harry Potter’s, Star Wars, Return of the Jedi, all of the Matrix’s, etc….I’m a sci-fi junky! I shock many guys with this one. They never expect it.
*Sagittarius-The Archer
Positive traits: Energetic, free-spirited, ambitious, generous, optimistic, sincere, frank, dependable
Negative traits: Tactless, irresponsible, restless, careless, erratic, prone to exaggeration, frivolous, undisciplined* Oh yes…I am such the Sag!
ARED Anywhoo, when I finally started answering his calls half a year later, a new man was on the line. Unless he died and came back as somebody eles..the old man is still in there! LOL
Mqew * Take your Sag to outdoor events. Sags love the outdoors. Sag people are free spirits they simply will not stand for being told what to do and when. If you try to control them it will not work* OGM…that is so me! I am not the one to be controled or told what to do! And I LOVE outdoors events!
By M.
May 13, 2008 2:50 PM | Link to this
@Cemeeli
Yeah, I went last week. Don’t start backslidin’ now lol…
I did see LeBron check his mom one day short of mother’s day. I just think he was saying mom, I dont need you to fight my battles…These guys are all over 6 feet!
By Blow Me a.k.a MOST HATED ON
May 13, 2008 2:52 PM | Link to this
Truth I do not think so….Not unstable. I deal with head strong men not…emotional, irratic and unstable boys. You said you would kill your own mother…if that is not the most craziest retarded thing I have ever heard!
By Poppa Grande
May 13, 2008 2:52 PM | Link to this
Cee He apologized on ESPN last night and again this morning on Mike and Mike about it. He was in the heat of battle.
I thought it was funny. Kevin Garnett was trying to calm her down and she was giving him some elbows..lol
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 2:54 PM | Link to this
WTH Well Truth already gave you an answer but maybe her not being all “out to get a dude” and her laid back in the cutness, is what attracted him to her. A lot of times, those be the biggest freaks. lol Not calling your girl a chick. And as far as her being a plain jane, i find that i get just as many compliments and/or come ons when i’m not all dolled up…running errands with two different socks on, a pony tail, no deodorant, sleep in the eyes and tissue stuck to the bottom of my flip flop. LMAO!
I’m ready for a nappy nap…Yaaawwwwn
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 2:54 PM | Link to this
Truth you summed that up perfectly. For future reference, how much do you charge for your advice???
As a Sag., I love outdoor events, but no hiking in the woods for me. Mother Nature/bugs are not a friend of mine!
By kinderbabe
May 13, 2008 2:56 PM | Link to this
M wow, how neat is that!:) my three best friends are capricorns. one is a dec. cap, the other two are jan. caps. whenever we get together we call it the “capricorn conference.” lol
briteyez don’t you hate when people give you the two in one b-day/christmas gift? i get that all the time. usually by new year’s eve, everyone has run out of money…lol.
By kinderbabe
May 13, 2008 2:56 PM | Link to this
M wow, how neat is that!:) my three best friends are capricorns. one is a dec. cap, the other two are jan. caps. whenever we get together we call it the “capricorn conference.” lol
briteyez don’t you hate when people give you the two in one b-day/christmas gift? i get that all the time. usually by new year’s eve, everyone has run out of money…lol.
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 2:58 PM | Link to this
How can a dude come off as a man then crumbles in front of his mom? WTF???? She helped build me, she should understand how I am. No momma’s boys.
Truth I understand being a man and not wussin’ for the mamma rescue. But couldn’t he have just said Mom i got this…and not the yellin’ looking like a wolf? I felt sorry for her. I mean I didn’t see the need for her to popoff and all either. He did make is point, 6’8’ and all.
My kid wore his Cleveland t-shirt and underoos to bed. so cute
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 3:00 PM | Link to this
i studied the route i’ll be taking going home last night. i’ll be taking hwy 20 to hwy 10 towards texas and then hwy 5. piece of cake.
i’m regretting some of the things i didn’t get to do, like touchin’ truth’s booty. lol.
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 3:03 PM | Link to this
PoppaG sumthin is wrong with them dudes Mike and Mike. they say anything I missed the show this morning…Okay…
Kevin Garnett was trying to calm her down and she was giving him some elbows.
Thought i saw her sway that arm at ‘em. LOL
By The Truth
May 13, 2008 3:04 PM | Link to this
Blow go reread my post. I said there are situations where I’d kill my mother. And there are. If she tried to harm me and I had no other option, BAM. I’m not unlike anybody else in here, I simply said it. Get over yourself, you’re an emotional weakling.
By I am Legend
May 13, 2008 3:05 PM | Link to this
@MAMA…i think you missed the part that we were both outside in a wooded area so i could see what the hell was going on..not sexy…the other situation happens often to me…because legend taps that uterus, feel me…lol…so there is always that i got to be pressure when i working the suga walls….lol
@WTH..its called a challenge..someone must of told buddy she is a hard nut to crack..so he going for it….on the other hand someone must of told him you and the rest of the ladies are dyck starved and craving attention..basically if he does not get with the bench he can fall back on you and the rest of the birds..holla
By Kym
May 13, 2008 3:05 PM | Link to this
Compatible mates
Aries works best with: Sagittarius, Leo, Gemini and Aquarius.
Taurus works best with: Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer and Pisces
Gemini works best with: Leo Aries, Aquarius and Libra
Cancer works best with Pisces, Scorpio, Virgo and Taurus.
The Four signs in each group are interchangable..so Virgo could roll with Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer or Taurus.
By Jamocamecrazy
May 13, 2008 3:08 PM | Link to this
“Jamo okay even though this is a blog, ….all dat gut bustin’ is contageious!!! Please, i’m trying to juggle poppycorn, virgin Malibu and mentos.”
So what you are really sayin’ is I’m not the only one LMAO!!! (Not to keep beating a dead horse), but that shyt was hilarious and it still is!!!
…just try not to choke on the popcorn, before I have to send Truth over to perform the hymlek maneuver on you b/c you’ve got an ole soggy piece of kernel, stuck in yo’ thoat….(can you pic Truth’s face?), he now has good reason to “scoop you up” from behind.
@ Truth:
“Jamo I was wondering if I was the only one that saw that. Btw, you want a stiff drink?”
You know…I’m in the mood for a shot of Buttery Nipples, then may be later I’ll give you repetitive smacks of (my) buttery nipples all ova yo’ boddddy…t** for tat, sweetie, nah hurry up!!!! (wink)
By WTH
May 13, 2008 3:08 PM | Link to this
Thanks yall! That really clears some things up. I know to each his own, but I just wasn’t getting it. I’ll also add though…time will reveal.
By BriteEyez
May 13, 2008 3:10 PM | Link to this
don’t you hate when people give you the two in one b-day/christmas gift?
Kinderbabe It can be a double-edged sword. Back in the day I would be p** because in my mind quantity was what counted. Nowadays, those that are close to me generally go the extra mile and get me something really nice since it will be a combo gift… that always turns out to be a better deal! lol
Life lesson - Quality is always better than quantity…
By Poppa Grande
May 13, 2008 3:11 PM | Link to this
Cee I agree that Mike and Mike are little crazy…lol
As for LeBron, He apologized for how he said it. He even joked that he ws glad that it didn’t happen Sunday. (Mother’s Day) He actually said “Sit your azz down, Momma”. He apologized for swearing at his mom. However, he said that he didn’t have time to sit her down and have a chat with her. The game had to continue. I imagine that he knows his mom better than anyone watching.
By mamalongleggs
May 13, 2008 3:11 PM | Link to this
wink, wink hittin that suga walls Ledgend
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 3:12 PM | Link to this
Did you all hear about the teen who got turned around from going to her prom due to the revealing dress she had on?? Your thoughts….Check it out HERE
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 3:13 PM | Link to this
IamLegend, you went way back w/sugar walls.
By Unknown
May 13, 2008 3:17 PM | Link to this
perfect example, this comment is from bay bay:
A Soulful Relationship by Reverend Ronald McFadden
If you’re not married yet, share this with a friend. If you are married, share it with your spouse or other married couples and reflect on it. An African proverb states, ‘Before you get married, keep both eyes open, and after you marry, close one eye.’
Before you get involved and make a commitment to someone, don’t let lust, desperation, immaturity, ignorance, pressure from others or a low self-esteem make you blind to warning signs. Keep your eyes open, and don’t fool yourself that you can change someone or that what you see as faults is not really important.
Once you decide to commit to someone, over time their flaws, vulnerabilities, pet peeves, and differences will become more obvious. If you love your mate and want the relationship to grow and evolve, you’ve got to learn to close one eye and not let every little thing bother you. You and your mate have many different expectations, emotional needs, values, dreams, weaknesses, and strengths. You are two unique individuals who have decided to share a life together. Neither of you are perfect, but are you perfect for each other? Do you bring out the best of each other? Do you compliment and compromise with each other, or do you compete, compare, and control? What do you bring to the relationship? Do you bring past relationships, past hurt, past mistrust, past pain?
You can’t take someone to the altar to alter him or her. You can’t make someone love you or make someone stay. If you develop self-esteem, spiritual discernment, and ‘a life’, you won’t find yourself making someone else responsible for your happiness or responsible for your pain. Manipulation, control, jealousy, deceitfulness, neediness, and selfishness are not the ingredients of a thriving, healthy, loving and lasting relationship. Seeking status, sex, wealth, and security are the wrong reasons to be in a relationship. Q. What keeps a relationship strong? * Communication, * Intimacy (not sex) * Trust * A sense of humor * Sharing household tasks * Some getaway time without business or children * Daily exchanges (a meal, a shared activity, a hug, a call, a touch, a note) * Sharing common goals and interests. * Leave a nice message on their voice mail or send a nice email. * Growth is important. Grow together, not away from each other, giving each other space to grow without feeling insecure. * Allow your mate to have outside interest. You can’t always be together. * Give each other a sense of belonging and assurances of commitment. * Don’t try to control one another. * Learn each other’s family situation. * Respect his or her parents regardless. * Don’t put pressure on each other for material goods. * Remember for richer or for poorer.
If these qualities are missing, the relationship will erode as resentment, withdrawal, abuse, neglect, dishonesty, and pain will replace the passion. ‘Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think.’ The grass withers, the flowers fades, but the word of God stands forever. Isaiah 40:8.
You should always try to be a little more kind to each other than necessary. The difference between ‘United’ and ‘Untied’ is where you put the ‘I’. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
By mamalongleggs
May 13, 2008 3:18 PM | Link to this
dang, Jam wit dat buttery nipple drink, got me spelling Legend name all wacky tacky LOL burp
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 3:19 PM | Link to this
SlimOne, saw the video yesterday. She should have been turned away. Hell the train on that garmet had more material than the actual napkin she was wearing. Don’t know if she lives w/her parents, but something is wrong w/that picture that a grown up would allow a child to walk out of the house so scantitly clad. Someone needs to be shot out of a cannon…
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 3:25 PM | Link to this
PoppaG it’s funny that I left off the Azz…lol. I trust she was going totally off instinct. Mamma tiger coming to save her baby cub.
WE (me and child) are probably the only fans outside of San Antonio that like the Spurs also. :-) When i say that my friends were like, hunh?…
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 3:28 PM | Link to this
SexyL I totally agree with you. What happened to prom being a time to dress classy to the nines and have a good ole time? I tell you the truth, they leave nothing to the imagination at all. I mean if you dress like that for prom, I’d had to see in a few years up in the club. smh
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 3:28 PM | Link to this
…You should always try to be a little more kind to each other than necessary. This reminds me of the bloggette that said her parents marriage was strong because they subscribed to the 75/25 theory. Give each other 75% of their needs and 25% of their wants (I think I got that right).
By Cemeeli
May 13, 2008 3:30 PM | Link to this
Stac i’m going asap. Hope it’s good. Ironman was Hot! I was doing it for the kid but then found myself @ edge of seat.
Off to a meeting.
Ya’ll be easy.
By The Truth
May 13, 2008 3:31 PM | Link to this
Similac the last convo i had with my mom I apologized for leaving the way I did and trying to conquer the world in my own way. She said she understood, she raised me and understood my spirit. His mom should know that dude can handle himself. he’s huge as a house and she raised him. Her job is done. First, why isn’t she in private booth anyway? It’s not like he can’t afford it. LOL
Angie when are you leaving? That’s a long haul.
Jamo every time you say buttery nipples my lips get hard. LOL
By Kym
May 13, 2008 3:32 PM | Link to this
Slim just watched it..the school had the kids sign waivers about the dress code and it was clear from jump that the dress would not work. She is just a hot mama and wanted to show her tail..so it is what it is.
By Staceye AKA Black Mamba
May 13, 2008 3:33 PM | Link to this
Truth She’s looking for love just like the others Um…I have the love of myself and God and that is all that is needed. The only firm hand that will be allowed around me will be mine. I’m no child needing to be reared! I’m a grown azz woman! LOL
BriteEyez don’t you hate when people give you the two in one b-day/christmas gift girl I had to put people in check…my bday is Decemeber 2 and that means there is 3 weeks between Christmas and my b-dy..there is a paycheck in there somewhere. Don’t try to play me! LOL
Slim that piece of dress that girl wore was horrible. Fist of all she could not speak proper English, her hair looked undone and no make up and had the nerve to have on some plastic flat sandals. Her mom must to busy chasing behind drug dealing men trying to snag her a Trap baby daddy! It’s sad..that girl clearly is Future Strippers of America bound!
By Sidelines....
May 13, 2008 3:34 PM | Link to this
Unknown/Angie…Can I just say your 3:17 post was a good read and excellent advice from the rev…thanks! I had to copy that one and save it.
Have a good evening everyone…
By Demigod33
May 13, 2008 3:36 PM | Link to this
Throwing up a half hearted peace sign
Aries are a$$-holes…F/K all the other signs.
Now George Jefferson walking my black a$$ back to work and straight mean muggin folks like Gary Coleman
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 3:36 PM | Link to this
Not only was her prom dress not a prom dress, can someone tell me what’s up w/all the tacky satin homemade dresses these girls are wearing. Also, when did zoot suits come back in style. My daughter’s prom is this Friday, and she will be classy at the tender age of 13!
Oh and btw way the young girl needs to stay in school. At the end of the video she says “she wasn’t given any options just go home and change or go to jail…wth isn’t that 2 options!
By I am Legend
May 13, 2008 3:37 PM | Link to this
@sexyleggs…i agree…and did you peep the TONGUE RING…umm what is that for lil girl….she will be starring soon at your nearest strip club for that quick money or amatuer porn video….she while as hell…already..i mean out there like that at a young age…means some emotional issues that will be corrected with a few “thug love” session in the future if she is not careful..what she needs now is someone to show and prove to here that there is another way to present yourself and an other options then what she is leaning on now…..
By Darrell (www.blackthen.com)
May 13, 2008 3:38 PM | Link to this
Unknown
Thought you’d be interested in this: 10 Sex Mistakes Women Make
By Jamocamecrazy
May 13, 2008 3:39 PM | Link to this
@ mamalongleggs:
If you have never tried it before, I suggest you do….hints of Kahlua, Irish Cream, Amaretto and at times, vodka.
A few years back, while working for an OB/GYN office, one of the reps took the all of the ladies, including “Boss Lady” out to the International Plaza, where we had food and drinks after work….next thing you know, all of the ladies, including BL began to feel on themselves by rubbing their nipples and seductively chanting: “Buttery Nipples (out loud), when they were asked if anyone would enjoy a round (of shots)….I was like wth is that?! I had two rounds and I’ve enjoyed them ever since.
@ Ohhh, Truth….would you mind bringing a round for Mamalongleggs as well, baybeh?!…you know Jamoca…she guuuud for it, (whispering)….I got chu (keekeekee)
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 3:52 PM | Link to this
trick now you know i’m not a coward! try me … i’ll tell yo azz what you need to know
Angie - Child please. The proof is in the pudding. Posting under another identity where you’re already anonymous is as cowardly as they come. Give me one good reason to do something like this. And LOL @ you calling me a trick. How cute.
Truth - No panties bunched. Just a personal blog peeve of mine.
pisces - LOL
Staceye - No use talking about this with you! You aren’t gonna trust a man unless his name is Jesus! (and even then you’d ask for ID). LOL
By mamalongleggs
May 13, 2008 3:53 PM | Link to this
Cool Jam I’ll give it a shot, thanks girlie….
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 3:55 PM | Link to this
IamLegend, what she needs is ME! But you’re right. She needs to be shown and told there’s a better way to represent yourself. Yes, I peeped the ring. She just might wind up working at Strokers upon graduation if what appears on surface doesn’t change.
By The Truth
May 13, 2008 4:01 PM | Link to this
Darrell that was a good article.
Staceye you will be handled too. Sell that tough stuff to the other guys in the office.
Ared Staceye - No use talking about this with you! You aren’t gonna trust a man unless his name is Jesus! (and even then you’d ask for ID). LOL Lmao BTW, I hate it too but the way she got caught was funny. Anywho.
Jamo 2 buttery nipples coming up. Hmm Hmm good
Why am I sleepy?
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 4:02 PM | Link to this
Kym Aside from signing waivers, I would think that type of attire for a school function or ANY function for that matter as far as youngins go…would be a matter of common sense. Unless of course she is trying out for Future Hoes Of America.
Legend I Am I sure hope she doesn’t fall prey to some “thug love session” as you called it. Maybe someone in her city will see the video and show her what’s it’s like to respect yourself.
Stace I knew you’d comment on the hair. I wanted so bad to take that fabric and wrap it around her head. lol
SexyL You got me rolling with that post…Sounds like 2 options to me too. lolololol
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 4:03 PM | Link to this
ared
far from a coward. how this. you are such a bytch! i’ve been holdin’ back calling out your name, but yea, kiss my black azz. i no longer have any respect for you and whoever comes in after you saying i’m sensitive and shyt can kiss my azz also.
By Jamocamecrazy
May 13, 2008 4:04 PM | Link to this
“Aries are a$$-holes”…
@Demigod33:
HA! LOL!!! That statement reaks of a possible series of previous relationships w/ an Arian woman, gone bad.
A*******holes, a trait we proudly possess if provoked, however, I can only speak for myself.
Funny…my initials are A.S.P and if I were to marry someone w/ his last name beginning w/ an “S”, (after thinking this one over), I’d proudly wear as well as sign the initials of A.S.S!!!
By QC
May 13, 2008 4:05 PM | Link to this
Good afternoon BK yes i am a sweetheart…you know you can find out if you want too ;)
Have a great evening bloggers!
By BriteEyez
May 13, 2008 4:06 PM | Link to this
Staceye You’re right!!! Your people are trying to get over on you. I would definitely be questioning the validity of not being able to come with sumthin 3 weeks before. But in my case, being 2 days before Christmas doesn’t really give me much room to argue. lol
By Demigod33
May 13, 2008 4:06 PM | Link to this
IamLegend if I was still a slimy dude, I would hit up senior proms with a box full of business cards which reads:
Demi’s Modeling and Film Casting Agency
I hate my high self-esteem at times
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 4:09 PM | Link to this
far from a coward. how this. you are such a bytch! i’ve been holdin’ back calling out your name, but yea, kiss my black azz. i no longer have any respect for you and whoever comes in after you saying i’m sensitive and shyt can kiss my azz also.
Angie - yawn Call me what you want, you’re still a basketcase. Get yourself together girlfriend.
By Tazzee
May 13, 2008 4:10 PM | Link to this
I know I’m late with this but…
I’m getting tired of y’all badmouthing geminis!!!!
Kym I agree with all the positive traits of geminis and disagree with all the negative ones.
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 4:12 PM | Link to this
OK, round 4 is underway….
By Demigod33
May 13, 2008 4:16 PM | Link to this
Jam trust, there is nothing like having an Aries woman on the battle field with you…Us rams are some damn good lovers, but tend to bump heads a lot.
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 4:18 PM | Link to this
ared
back atcha trick. keep it comin’.
jealous bytches are a trip!
By The Truth
May 13, 2008 4:21 PM | Link to this
Whose got the orville Reddenbacker with butter? Go girls go. Someone rip off a blouse or something. LOL
Jamo are you saying your new name is A$$? I’ call you that if you need me to. LOL
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 4:23 PM | Link to this
Angie, if you haven’t any respect for ARed, why are you acknowledging the posts? Just wondering!
By Jamocamecrazy
May 13, 2008 4:24 PM | Link to this
“I know I’m late with this but…
I’m getting tired of y’all badmouthing geminis!!!!”
I know this was not clarified earlier (by me), however, since I have never dated/noe interested in dating a female Gemini, it would be safe to assume I am only speaking of men on this one in particular, which supports one of their negative traits for being “cunning” or “slick” and I’ll go so far to say manipulative at times, which is one of many key traits, that will lead to infidelity on his woman.
I also realize the descriptions are not all 100% accurate (for everyone), but they’re dayum close…even for mine. No one is infallible when it comes to character traits, but through personal experience (more than once), Gemini men (IMO)are notorious for this one I speak of, especially…which is why they are known for being a ladies man…..and with all that said, I still love their charm.
Ya’ll be safe.
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 4:25 PM | Link to this
Angie - What in the WORLD would anyone anyone be jealous of you?
LOL. Look at you all mad. Funny.
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 4:28 PM | Link to this
Whose got the orville Reddenbacker with butter? Go girls go. Someone rip off a blouse or something. LOL
Truth - I hate you with ever fiber of my being. LMAO!
By For Real
May 13, 2008 4:28 PM | Link to this
All of you blog women talking bad about Gemini’s wasn’t saying ish while yall was sexing in the pastor closet at church did you?
For Real snatches his backpack while jumping onto his chrome Huffy with 22 looking for a chick.
By Angie aka Benched
May 13, 2008 4:32 PM | Link to this
ared not mad girlie, just shootin’ back. what else you got? stupid azz.
sexyleggs this is amazing to me, that’s all. our black women are falling apart in front of our eyes. we can’t even support one another. smh.
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 4:33 PM | Link to this
For Real I’ve always been a little curious…exactly how big is this backpack you speak of?
Slim not pulling out measuring tape, compass and a batter operated stud finder
By For Real
May 13, 2008 4:35 PM | Link to this
Pastor’s closet……
For Real: Awww come on babyyy, don’t worry he want be back until the sermon over.
Chick: I don’t know For Real, this just feels really wrong.
For Real: Well feel this and this and this and this
Chick: Ohhhh For Real what if my momma catch us?
For Real: Yo mamma showed me this spot.
Chick: HUH??
By mamalongleggs
May 13, 2008 4:35 PM | Link to this
Tazz I was peaking on my experiences with Gemini men and dating, I don’t have any qualms with any Gemini women, never dated/hanged out with any. Sorry to offend ya sistah….
By Jamocamecrazy
May 13, 2008 4:35 PM | Link to this
“Us rams are some damn good lovers”
@ Demigod33: Now that’s what I’m talking about (so far 3 Arians up in this piece)! Who would have known….
@ Truth:
Naw, baybeh….but mo’ like mama got A.S.S.!!! (…she git it from her mama)LOL!!!
ok..ok…I’m out 4 real (no pun intended on that one).
Later.
By Darrell (www.blackthen.com)
May 13, 2008 4:35 PM | Link to this
Truth
I read her articles all the time. There have been plenty of times when I’ve wanted to post other articles on here, but I didn’t want to be accused of hijacking the topic. But, considering how today’s topic had already been hijacked, I thought, wth, ya know? LOL!
By The Truth
May 13, 2008 4:36 PM | Link to this
Ared I love you too. LOL(Whispers, rip her bra off)
For the records, none of the negatives for cancers applied to me.
Angie when are you heading back home?
By For Real
May 13, 2008 4:37 PM | Link to this
Dayummmmm looks like Sixone has some comp on the blog. First Last Word now Left Coast. Slim hand me my rag.
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 4:38 PM | Link to this
Angie - Shootin back? Because I said that posting under troll names was cowardly? That doesn’t even solely apply to you sweetheart.
All you’re doing is name calling, and making you look like the dumb one.
Notice that you couldn’t even answer why anyone would be jealous of you. No one is.
I’d be happy to support you if you did something worth of support. The whole posting under another name is not something you should get props for.
By mamalongleggs
May 13, 2008 4:39 PM | Link to this
For Real All of you blog women talking bad about Gemini’s wasn’t saying ish while yall was sexing in the pastor closet at church did you? it wasn’t the church closet but the church grave yard! I’ve never been so scared and pleased in all my life :)
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 4:42 PM | Link to this
Blog Chicks When do you all recall hitting your peak season where you’re wanting it all the time???
Real You a real fool. lol
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 4:42 PM | Link to this
For Real - I thought I was Braisen (brazen) Opinion. Now I’m supposed to be Sixone? I thought there was already a 6’1 representing on here.
By Blow Me a.k.a MOST HATED ON
May 13, 2008 4:47 PM | Link to this
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA why didn’t anyone get my attention!! There is drama goin on and now one told me?!??!?!
Truth You are so THIRSTY!! But funny! $hit share some of that popcorn..WHY didn’t you tell me there was drama going on besides us…..Finally Whose got the orville Reddenbacker with butter? Go girls go. Someone rip off a blouse or something. LOL
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 4:48 PM | Link to this
SlimOne, I’m at my peak season right now!
mamalongleggss, that was funny.
Darrell, this blog is hi-jacked on a daily basis. Next time, just take this little square box by its corners and stick it up…
By mytwocents
May 13, 2008 4:48 PM | Link to this
Catchin up 6’1 How come they say ya too blunt then get mad if ya ain’t sayin nothin’??? That’s the luv hate right there.
For Real You so nasty, boy!
By Demigod33
May 13, 2008 4:49 PM | Link to this
it wasn’t the church closet but the church grave yard! I’ve never been so scared and pleased in all my life
I feel you there, I was like:
These white girls are crazy!!..LOL
By Poppa Grande
May 13, 2008 4:51 PM | Link to this
Alright Ladies calm down. Remy Ma let her anger get the best of her and now she got sentenced to 8 years today.
Rapper Papoose acted a fool at the courthouse as well. He is Remy Ma’s fiance’.
By SlimOne
May 13, 2008 4:52 PM | Link to this
For Real I don’t know if you wanna use this rag. It’s sort of stiff from the last time. If you pour a little liquid from your flask on it, it should be okay. wink
By Blow Me a.k.a MOST HATED ON
May 13, 2008 4:55 PM | Link to this
Ared/Angie What’s going on fill me in? I need for you two to start this up tomorrow as well. I will be here promptly!
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 4:58 PM | Link to this
What’s going on fill me in? I need for you two to start this up tomorrow as well. I will be here promptly!
LOL. I can’t promise you that, Blow. I don’t want to fight with Angie. It’s like picking on the little kid who wears the helmet in elementary school. Even I’m not that mean. LOL
By SexyLeggs
May 13, 2008 4:58 PM | Link to this
Goodnight everyone!
As M.F.S.B would say, Love Is The Message!
Stay ALERT!
By For Real
May 13, 2008 5:00 PM | Link to this
Braisen what I tell you about correcting me! Am I going to have to raise up out of this seat?? I said Sixone has some comp as in competition.
Slim My backpack can hold my huffy.
MommaLL Bong Chica Bong Bong
By Staceye AKA Black Mamba
May 13, 2008 5:01 PM | Link to this
cemeeli I LOVED Iron Man! Who knew Robert Downy Jr. had it in him? LOL
ARED No use talking about this with you! You aren’t gonna trust a man unless his name is Jesus! (and even then you’d ask for ID) You d*mn right..i need proof! LOL
Truth Kiss my butt! LOL Wiat…the last time I invited somebody to my butt I got bit on it…twice….so I will take that back! LOL
Good Night all
By AmazonRed
May 13, 2008 5:05 PM | Link to this
Aw..For Real. So I guess I can’t request you change Braisen to the correct term of Brazen?. LOL
Til tomorrow folks. ;-)
By Blow Me a.k.a MOST HATED ON
May 13, 2008 5:16 PM | Link to this
wow this is still open