Misadventures in Atlanta

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 8:44 AM | Link to this

Hey all This oughta be interesting now that the blog doors have been opened.

By Lurker

March 25, 2008 8:51 AM | Link to this

While reading yesterday’s blog in the bath last night, this is my conclusion

We simply convey facts that apply to every woman on the planet while you ladies pass along your feelings that only apply to the guys you’ve dated.

Now Truth, we all know this is incorrect. You telling the blog ladies that you and the rest of the men on this blog has met every single woman on this here earth. Yes, the one we’re living on now!!! LOL. Ok, whatever you say.

I’ve learned a valuable lesson today. If you want to eliminate alot of bs marry a chick without kids, or better yet stay single.

I’m going to be the first one to say HA in yo face when you fall mad in love with new booty with baggage. Naw ladies, the line forms behind me. LOL.

Oh yea, good morning to you witcho phine azz. LOL.

By Lady J

March 25, 2008 8:53 AM | Link to this

Morning this is going to be a good one…

By The Melo

March 25, 2008 9:08 AM | Link to this

If you could write up a dating/relationship contract, what sorts of things would you be most interested in protecting? morning all!! I would buy a lock and key and lock access to her puddsy and then have her sign the contract.If the lock is broken or there is evidence of tampering, our deal ends. Have a good day!

By Kym

March 25, 2008 9:11 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All,

I may lurk on this one. I am not feeling this one at all. This woman is so dishearten over her last relationship that she is going to make the next guy sign a contract. Why? What does guy #2 have to do with guy #1. They are two different people. From what we here the guys here say everyday..they are paying for the sins of some other dude. Not only that what if the guy refuses to sign it(which he should) then does that make him a “unworthy” catch? Looks like someone needs to do some serious self assessment before diving in the dating pool again. I will read and see how this plays out.

By Lurker

March 25, 2008 9:13 AM | Link to this

melo i’ll sign it! muah.

By Wise Diva

March 25, 2008 9:19 AM | Link to this

Good morning everyone! Today’s topic is a little tongue-in cheek, in case, you know, anyone is lacking a sense of humor! SO, there should be no need for man/woman bashing today, really…just a little fun!

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 9:19 AM | Link to this

Good morning all. Don’t have much to say initially on this one. I don’t think I’ve been sufficently wounded enough to even think along these lines. No contract needed, when you enter the dating arena, there are assumed risks involved! Dating court? I have closure in all of my past relationships so I don’t need anymore answers or need to rehash old ish.

As for regulated dating, I do wonder if there is a market out there for arranged marriages here in America. They seem to have a high success rate in other countries. I wonder if it could work on a larger scale here.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 9:26 AM | Link to this

Wise so it was okay to laugh as hard as i did?

Morning!

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 9:28 AM | Link to this

Ared “LOL @ Truth and abc. Y’all could be doing the women a favor by staying single too. So thanks! ;-)” Women all over america are rejoicing now. LMAO

Lurker it’s funny that you left off the lol. You know I was joking. Btw, why no invite to the leisurely bath yesterday? Also, I don’t fall in love like that. I know how to walk away from a chick if it doesn’t feel right. Is that new booty nice and round? Dammmmm LOL

On topic: There’s a beautiful word thats called free will. I’m not trying to regulate a chick. You do what you do and I’ll do what I do. Free will. That chick is a loser.

Off topic: Did anyone read that article on “grey divorce?” Seems folks are divorcing later in life too. Reasons: stresses of raising kids, no more love, no connection after the kids are gone. Didn’t we just talk about this yesterday?

Good morning WLB. Smooches to all of y’all.

Today I’m starting the mens “Single and Free” movement. Ok who’s with me? (The Truth now standing on a podium with nobdy in sight. LOL)

By pisces 08

March 25, 2008 9:29 AM | Link to this

Morning All. Contract? Nah, you need therapy. Holla…..

By Here Today Gone Tomorrow

March 25, 2008 9:31 AM | Link to this

If I feel the need to bring someone into court and (he’s not a husband)over a broken relationship then I have some SERIOUS issues. He would probably be right in leaving!

Just breathe and let it go…

By Here Today Gone Tomorrow

March 25, 2008 9:31 AM | Link to this

If I feel the need to bring someone into court and (he’s not a husband)over a broken relationship then I have some SERIOUS issues. He would probably be right in leaving!

Just breathe and let it go…

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 9:33 AM | Link to this

I’m sure on a normal day I’d be all over this topic since its obviously meant to be fun…but not feeling so creative right now..sleepy is more like it.

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 9:35 AM | Link to this

Good morning.

By abc

March 25, 2008 9:38 AM | Link to this

Very humorous. I suppose charges could be filed, civil penalties awarded, perjorative deluxo. Why not just put the poor sucker on parole to begin with, and soon as he steps out of the box you put him in, throw his azz in jail? That’s where the lowlife, no good, triflin’ so ‘n so belongs anyway. Men these days are just no dayum good.

Then again, yall make it sound like it’s already that way, minus the notarized paperwork. Bring on the notary!

By 6'1 & Luvin it (Don Dada)

March 25, 2008 9:41 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Everyone!!!!!!!!! Where’s Breakfast, Let me know if we need some, I am sure I can scrounge up something!

By Here Today Gone Tomorrow

March 25, 2008 9:45 AM | Link to this

As for regulated dating, I do wonder if there is a market out there for arranged marriages here in America. They seem to have a high success rate in other countries. I wonder if it could work on a larger scale here

*Amazon it could not work here for the simple fact that those women in other countries are taught from birth to be submissive. We are taught to be strong, independant, and that we have many options. Arranged marriages at this point in America would just increase the divorce rate.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 9:47 AM | Link to this

abc - You’re posting even more cynical than usual! I think this blog is about to break you. LOL

Funny post. Reminds me of this movie “Love Stinks.” Cracked me up. The girlfriend sued her ex for “palimony.”

By 6'1 & Luvin it (Don Dada)

March 25, 2008 9:48 AM | Link to this

abc I’m a notary, just let me know where I need to stamp!

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 9:54 AM | Link to this

Tomorrow - I think it could work for those who would go into it willingly. To even consider an arranged marriage you’d have to have a different mindset from the get go.

If I could have all the physical attributes I wanted in a guy delivered to me AND know he was marriage minded and committed, maybe I’d consider it. LOL

But anyway, you’re probably right.

By Lisa

March 25, 2008 9:54 AM | Link to this

Hey honesty…what a concept!

By Dee - Rell

March 25, 2008 9:56 AM | Link to this

http://buchanan.org/blog/?p=969

read

By Kym

March 25, 2008 10:03 AM | Link to this

Truth I was just talking about that article. I know a couple divorcing after 30plus years of marriage. Just like the article said they grew apart. In a way I think about some of the people I know who got married because they felt it was just the next step in life will wind up in “gray divorces” I think I would be perfectly happy shacking up.

By Staceye

March 25, 2008 10:04 AM | Link to this

Morning all

abc have I gotten to you? LOL

* I would love to have a legal agreement. That would make people think before they act! Now there are always people that just constant F ups and will always break the law. But if I could sue the pants off a dude for being a dck and trying to run game..OH IT WOULD BE EXCELLENT! I would not care if he was a dog…as long as he paid up for a being a liar and a cheater! LOL This is funny Wise Diva! Where did you come up with it? You know I would add that he remain the same person I met…no representatives allowed!

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 10:05 AM | Link to this

Rell did you comment?

Second, no people anywhere has done more to lift up blacks than white Americans.

I was done right ^there.

By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.

March 25, 2008 10:06 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All

**BREAKFAST: Burnt coffee and stale krispy kremes with half of the frosting licked off.

Oh yeah Truth I have your favorite… Rotten Eggs and Spoiled milk*

But if I were to write one….My heart and Respect…would be the things under contract. He would come to the table knowing and understand he was Blow’s bottom beeyatch. He needs to walk that track til his feet are blistering and sore.

Wow…contract. Nah not me. To be honest…I would like to thank him for teaching me that I deserved better…and that I should never compromise myself and Respect. So he is to be thanked and not prosecuted. It’s all a character building excerise….to test your strength and endurance. Not only that….I now have a strong pimp hand. No more chili pimping!! Lmao!

As my big bro says D-Rell Happiness is a choice…and I choose it. That’s my number one choice…anything else gets left on the wayside and rolled over.

By DasV

March 25, 2008 10:11 AM | Link to this

RELL please dont post that asinine rhetoric website. i am not ready to understand… i am still sitting in wonderment at a 10yr probation sentence or 2yrs jail time for a bank robbery, which is a federal crime…. im wondering where are the feds??!

(i cant even say my usually ‘good morning good ppl’ behind that shyt)

on topic

are you serious? how you gone regulate someones god-given right to decide for themselves? you cant regulate nobody’s truth…. you can bytch about it, fuss at it, scream, holler, cry rivers, moan and weep… but you cannot make anyone give dayum you did any of that.

when you laugh the world laughs with you… when you cry, they all tell you they got something to do back home and the leave, with not so much as a goodbye

(someone got something happy to talk about i am in a pizz-ee mood)

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 10:23 AM | Link to this

The Momania blog should be good today.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 10:24 AM | Link to this

DasV are speaking about the Barbie Bandits?

Yea that is a hot mess too.

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 10:28 AM | Link to this

Das they were’nt convicted of bank robbery but theft by taking. It’s the equivalent charge for a young white girl. If that was sista it would be robbery with the intent of murder and some other add on charges.

All this bs is what happens when a race fails to fight for itself. Equality cannot be legislated. At some point we need to pick up arms and make this country unlivable for everyone, instead of just those in our community. I say we need a civil war. Today I’m starting the “Lets start a civil war movement”. Who’s with me? (*The Truth now standing on a podium with nobdy in sight. LOL)

By Staceye

March 25, 2008 10:28 AM | Link to this

Blow Me you were missing in action yesterday!

Oh you can keep that breakfast girl! I’ll just have a diet water with air pie and nothing casserole. Thanks! A girl’s gotta watch her figure! Those krispy kremes ar ethe devil! LOL

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 10:29 AM | Link to this

DasV, I too am in a pizz-ee mood!!!! I’ll sit in the corner with you.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 10:38 AM | Link to this

It’s only 10:30. Why are folks so salty this morning? LOL

It’s a ghost town in here, time for a topic change?

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 10:39 AM | Link to this

Truth …I was shaking my head.

sa shame

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 10:40 AM | Link to this

Dating Contract:

I, (insert name), being of sound mind, after avowing to be exclusive to you, promise to be true to you and only you. I promise never to lie to get my way or save my behind. I promise to not tell you what I think you want to hear. I promise not to shoplift the puddy when you are overcome with distress. I promise to not gawk at other women over your shoulder while in conversation with you. I promise to call when I say I will. I promise to be on time. I promise to listen with sincere interest and not pretend to care. I promise to remember your birthday, valentine’s day, and the anniversary of our union and endow you accordingly. I promise to not fake amnesia when publicly approached by a woman that I obviously flirted with the last time I was at the sports bar. I promise to not get the telephone numbers of other women knowing that I just might be tempted to call them. I promise to not lead you on when I am not feeling the relationship anymore.

I promise, I promise, I promise.

Should I be in breach of this contract I am fully aware that my punishment will be to engage in a ménage a trois with Sandra Bernhard and Rosie O’Donnell while Pee Wee Herman operates the video camera.

By DasV

March 25, 2008 10:41 AM | Link to this

CEEcee yep! aint it tho??! and i didnt make it to that sentence where they’ve done so much for us….im wondering what rell doing on that site……RELL, why you post that?? informational purposes only?

theTRUTH LOL. you just want be starting something… well, aight. donning lace-up boots, black dickie pants and shirt, a hip holster for water come’on sexyLeggs, you in a bad mood and thats what a good recruiter needs. we gone start with that ex of yours… he crazy enough to help us jumpstart this revolution.

for real tho… i didnt know that was all they was charged with…. theft by taking. so that black brutha is getting the chair, huh??

By Alvin

March 25, 2008 10:42 AM | Link to this

SexyLeggs you know, this weekend I went straight off (many miles’n’moon past being an arsehole) on my son’s mom and bout to have a shoot out with her husband…*all because left out a huge piece of info on li’Demi.

kids would have been without parents, LOL

And she has known me for 7 years and never felt the blunt of my wraith…I was talking to her like a my daddy that I hate.

*But in the even Li’Demi is the one hurting the most.

I am sorry…Alvin is now passing out flowers freshly puck from a near by grave site, to all the single moms.

By BriteEyez

March 25, 2008 10:43 AM | Link to this

Truth You have me on the floor over here! I can picture you standing there all fired up, fist in the air and all I here are crickets!! LOL

You feeling real militant today, huh!

By Dee - Rell

March 25, 2008 10:43 AM | Link to this

@blow….happyness is a choice…more single folks should realize that…you dont have to be unhappy with a buster or lame…you choose to stay and take that crap….sheeeeeet….never me

on topic

i think a contract would be cool…lets see….there should be a contract for going out on dates…like after so many dates..the panties come into play….so contracts need a panty clause…there also needs to be a bad sex clause…like if your sex is wack, you need to pay me back all monies…lol…it should be written into the contract that talks of marriage or a future is saved until the voidable years of the contract….meaning when it is up for renewel we will talk about it then or you can release me to look elsewhere for a new team…..there should be a signing bonus that women pay to men upfront for his time, attention, and direction….plus incentives written in for good dyck, cooking, house cleaning, car maintenance, and feminie product pickup. what do you think of my contract so far…lol

By abc

March 25, 2008 10:44 AM | Link to this

I was being facetious, of course. The reality is that women are quite a bit more unreliable than men, I have more faith and trust in my dog. Bunch of flaky chicks… yall wonder why men seem to never commit to you, but fail to discover the reason is in your mirror.

But then, a man would never entertain anything such as an agreement, legal or not, written or verbal, that would restrict a woman’s activities. All desirable activity is voluntary — not accommodation, not through fear of retribution, not out of obligation, nor to simply keep the peace — just simply voluntary, because one wants to. If you don’t want to, don’t. I’d guarantee he’d prefer you didn’t unless you really wanted to. Likewise, if a man doesn’t do what you want, it’s because he doesn’t want to. Pretty plain and simple.

By Alvin

March 25, 2008 10:46 AM | Link to this

mannnn, I even clowned her mothering skills

I feel like sh1T, Ms.Eyes come carry me…lol

By Question

March 25, 2008 10:48 AM | Link to this

When do you think it’s wise to continue a relationship with someone who cheats? Does it depend on the circumstances? Does it depend on who they cheat with or how it happened?

Do you have a “kick-‘em-to-the-curb” policy in these situations, or is infidelity up for discussion after it occurs?

Is the old adage “once a cheater, always a cheater” accurate? Or have you ever dated someone who is a “reformed cheater” after one mistake?

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 10:49 AM | Link to this

abc - Was your 10:44 facetious too? Cuz if not, you’re proving my 9:47.

Or are you salty today too? LOL

By Dee - Rell

March 25, 2008 10:53 AM | Link to this

@LADYDI…..why was i there…because i am always researching something or reading something..i have no interest in his site other than that post….it was interesting to me…almost like forshadowing for things to come…if man-man..gets the nod…..i mean yea get mad, but you also have to understand how the N**** SH IT is being viewed in the general public…..for me i am p** he had the balls to even post it..but hey he has a right to his opinion…just like rev wright…but they not pulling him to fore front ….

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 10:54 AM | Link to this

Question - You’re bringing up old ish. Go to last weeks blog and read to your heart’s content —-> here

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 10:56 AM | Link to this

I AM SO READY TO KICK SOMEBODY”S ARSE. Alvin, you want me to go over there and beat her up (LOL)!

By Jewel

March 25, 2008 10:57 AM | Link to this

Good morning Everyone!

Relationship Contract Terms & Conditions

Party agrees that by signing this relationship contract, he will abide by each of the terms or otherwise suffer grave consequences.

Cheap Dates: I have the right to leave your broke behind on McDonald’s playground. Found living at home with Momma Nem: Party must cease & desist any further communication with me. This includes email, text, IM, phone calls and thoughts of me in his head. Drive-Bys: Party acknowledges that a retractable barrier strip is in place that recognizes his car two blocks from my home. Lies: All liars will have their portion in the lake of fire. Cheating: Subject to a $10 million fine, imprisonment and strangulation. Property Loss: Breach of this contract will result in property damage, i.e. loss of reproductive organs. Rights of the Signee: None whatsoever.

By Simp

March 25, 2008 11:02 AM | Link to this

Thinking you have a court date. You’ve been charged with bad sex. You think it was the bomb. She says it was the worst. What evidence will be brought forward to support the claim. Is this when your witness is an ex-lover? Probation for three years. No sex at all. How will that go over?

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 11:02 AM | Link to this

Das that’s how it goes. The one bruh got 5 yrs in jail and 5 on prabation while the second dude has yet to be sentenced. If that’s not a muffaga then what is?

Kym I’m with you on the shacking. It seems to be the best option. But now you gotta sign a pre-shacking agreement. This is way to much to think about.

Why is everone in a foul mood? It’s nice outside and going to get warmer.

Why do these religous folks keep coming to my house? The cashier from Wal-Mart isn’t going to be able to save my soul. If there’s a hell they’ve got a bed reserved for me. I’m going to start cussing them out. Quit ringing my dam doorbell.

Are there any english majors in blogsville? I’m preparing a brochure and before I send it to the printers I’d like to have some educated eyes put on it. I should be finished with it this week.

Recommended reading: “Why Should White Guys Have All The Fun” by Reginald Lewis. This cat is a brilliant hustler. He’s a prime example of what can happen when brains, guts, and drive all converge in one person. Harvard grad, successful businessman, the whole nine. It’s old but good.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 11:04 AM | Link to this

Alvin was it that bad? You seem to had gotten really hot about some drama. I didn’t read what happen but i’m now thinking it must have been something.

By Kym

March 25, 2008 11:05 AM | Link to this

Rell Those are not new comments from Pat B. He has been saying that stuff for years. Just like Falwell blamed 911 on the gays.

By DasV

March 25, 2008 11:06 AM | Link to this

i feel you RELL…. i respect your quest for knowledge. and you hit on the reason i continued to read even after i peep’d what it was… cause it is interesting to hear how ‘the others’ look on him… and if he received that position, it aint hard to guesstimate what reaction is gonna be had. its just today i wasnt feelin it. maybe tomorrow. LOL :)

By HappySad

March 25, 2008 11:12 AM | Link to this

my friend asked me to send a myspace email to her boyfriend who has myspace also to see if he’ll bite. should i? he obviously doesn’t know me.

By Dee - Rell

March 25, 2008 11:14 AM | Link to this

@kym..i am not trying to get points…just posting…i never heard him before or read anything by him..so that is why i posted

@truth…i will look for the pdf on that book..thanks for the recommedation…i love to read

@dasv…here is a good question..are blacks the only group that uses social services..that is why i give him the side eye on the post….this is more i hate blacks and the black running for office more so than anything else

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 11:15 AM | Link to this

Jewel ha, folks lossing their reproductive organs for breaking contract. Daaaang!

Lol @ Simp.

Where dem dudes from ‘round the way, at?

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 11:17 AM | Link to this

Why is everone in a foul mood? It’s nice outside and going to get warmer.

Truth - Agreed! I think today’s salty bloggers all have kids. Maybe there’s a correlation. LOL

By SexyCanI

March 25, 2008 11:19 AM | Link to this

Happy

Are you in high school? Really? Hi everyone!

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 11:22 AM | Link to this

NO HappySad. She wants to start some shyt. Let her start it. Sheesh. Let her play her game by herself.

Jewel, I like your contract! My panties are in a bunch today and I’m wearing my vest all day because I might come out the side of my neck with some bs today. Naw, that’s called displaced anger. I’m going back to the corner with DasV (LOL)!

By Kym

March 25, 2008 11:23 AM | Link to this

AmazonR I have a child and I am in a great mood. Just didnt feel this topic.

Rell Do you listen to podcast too?

Truth NO shacking agreements. If you leave oh well..if you stay oh well.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 11:24 AM | Link to this

She’s baaaack…ARed…you counting leaves today. No snacks for you. wth

ooohh…the IT dept. have just accidently shut down the financial files i work in…mo’ time to blog.

By BriteEyez

March 25, 2008 11:26 AM | Link to this

Ared I have a kid and I’m in a great mood!!

I LOVE Spring… as soon as it warms up some more it will be perfect!!

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 11:28 AM | Link to this

I wasn’t talking about all bloggers with kids, I was talking about the ones who admitted they were in a funk today.

But at least the comment pulled some folks out of Lurksville. ;-) Come on folks, I’m bored. LOL

By Staceye

March 25, 2008 11:32 AM | Link to this

Raqi that is a horrible punishment.UGH!

Alvin wwww come here baby…come lay on mami’s shoulder! I said shoulder boy move your heads! LOL

• Agreed! I think today’s salty bloggers all have kids* LMAO!

By Jewel

March 25, 2008 11:33 AM | Link to this

Rell I thought the same thing about his social services rant. Also, that line about Christian salvation…didn’t Massa use their brand of Christianity to justify slavery? Hmmmph. That article gives us a peek at what is really on their minds. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer.

By abc

March 25, 2008 11:33 AM | Link to this

Nah, I’m being cynical, I know. I have lost the faith as far as relationships go, lately. I’ll shut it.

By RunForestRun

March 25, 2008 11:34 AM | Link to this

ARed Talkin’ about someone child is like talkin’ about someone momma.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 11:34 AM | Link to this

Where is everybody?

MO, Page, Raqi, 2C, Blue, QC, Lady, that guy ForReal …others.

…Lurkers come on in and join us today.

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 11:38 AM | Link to this

abc what happened? I thought you were engaged??????

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 11:39 AM | Link to this

Yes, I have a child I want to throw under the bus. Don’t like 13!!!!!

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 11:39 AM | Link to this

Jewel I was gonna sign but the loss of reproductive organs thing sounds painful. I’ll just stay single.

Did anyone read about the mom pimping her 14 yo old daughter? This is getting deeper by the day. She let a 20yo dude stay with them and knock off the little girl. WTF is going on? LOL

Ared those bad azz kids are like a permanent wedgy. To be single and without the responsibilty. LOL

I’ve been thinking that if at some point I want to have kids I’ll pay a chick to have it and take care of it. How much would be a fair sum?

Blow so they approved your early release? I’ve been thinking about you calling me barbaric last week. Ol girl said she’s afraid her dog is going to bite her children and has already bit her, and she’s got a 20 pound dog. I have almost 250 pounds of dog and my dogs have never bit anyone I didn’t tell them to. And i’m barbaric. More than the dogs this is the kind of free hearted shyt that’s ruining our kids, neigborhoods, and world. Rules must be put in place. I’m starting a “Put the right rules in place” movement. Who’s with me? (*The Truth now standing on a podium with nobody in sight.)

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 11:40 AM | Link to this

Forest - I wasn’t talking about anybody’s child. But I am saying it’s way too early in the morning to be in a funk!

But if someone wants to bring it, let’s go! LOL setting off a stink bomb in the room

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 11:45 AM | Link to this

I think i’m in a slightly pizzy mood today too. My biological sent me an email needing my moms phn#. So I tell moms, see if she’s okay with giving him the number, of course he didn’t state what his call was for. I’m thinking maybe it’s something regarding life insurance…he calls her last night and wanted absolutely nothing. Seems as if my sister had sent him some pics of my granny’s 70th bday last weekend and he must’ve seen a pic of moms…Mind you he is married. So he emails me this morning trying to funny i guess saying she told him he could ‘hit it’ anytime he wants. I asked him what his agenda/reasoning was for this new need for communication was. He responds, who are you & why are you emailing me????? asking me questions…is this “spam”?? Okay, then my sister told me to ask him if he had the pictures she sent of her up or were they still in the envelope she sent them in…he again responds, “Sister???? who’s Sister, and how did you otain this address”….

All my pent up feelings about him came back for some reason. He needs to get somewhere and sit down!! WOOSAH!

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 11:47 AM | Link to this

SexyLeggs - What did lil Leggs do this morning to set you off?

Truth - Why even have a kid if you want to pay someone else to have it and take care of it. LOL. You’re a deadbeat before the egg is even fertilized. LOL

If anyone is gonna be salty before brunch is because someone set them off. Doesn’t happen that way if you live alone unless you’re the Grinch. LOL

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 11:48 AM | Link to this

Yall some silly ones. ;).

Staceye…i have a kid, and was laughing at A myself! That lil short person can work my nerves sumtimes!!! My cure; i’d just take a trip to the classroom that same morning he’s work the nerve and, embarrass him while making the whole 3rd grade class laugh…

By Dee - Rell

March 25, 2008 11:48 AM | Link to this

@kym…yes i do, do you…..i dont understand you line of questioning counslor?!?!?

By DasV

March 25, 2008 11:48 AM | Link to this

theTRUTH you need jesus more’n anybody on this blog.LOL open that door and listen for minute. LOL

rell yea. its the same rhetoric we hear in subtle ways every day. but i can appreciate jewel mentioning the truth to keep our enemies closer.

we also all have jobs, dummy.

By Wise Diva

March 25, 2008 11:49 AM | Link to this

sorry to read that you aren’t engaged anymore abc :(

By BriteEyez

March 25, 2008 11:49 AM | Link to this

Truth I’m wit you!!

Fist in the air shouting, ‘Power to the People’ like Dave Chappelle in Undercover Brother

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 11:50 AM | Link to this

WiseD I personally thought this was a fun topic. The funny thing is we all wish at some time or the other that we could hold people to certain promises and statements. Although not realistic it is nice wishing it could be.

By Alvin

March 25, 2008 11:51 AM | Link to this

Naw SexyLeggs she need a mother in her life to help with parenting skill. Her mom is dead, and her aunts’n’them ain’t worth speaking too. I ask her why was Li’Demi looking so far away and didn’t tell me why.

You don’t text a father at 1030pm and not expect my mind not jumping straight to worst case.

Cemeeli it was ALL a big misunderstanding…She straight character assassinated her husband. I am a pretty good judger of a person’s character, even while I was hot, I was like…I am about to take out a good dude, oh well F/K it…let’s do this.

It was like a page straight out of my old lifestyle.

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 11:52 AM | Link to this

To top things off, my button just popped off my suit jacket. Thank goodness I have pre-threaded needles at my desk with the most popular 10 thread colors (LOL).

By abc

March 25, 2008 11:52 AM | Link to this

I am not engaged, since months ago. Don’t ask!

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 11:52 AM | Link to this

SlimOne - What the heck?! His response to you was so out of line. Wow.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 11:52 AM | Link to this

It’s almost noon. Time to bring the blogtender out. I think we need the hard likka today!

By Kym

March 25, 2008 11:57 AM | Link to this

Rell There was no line of questioning. You said you like to read..I was asking if you listen to podcast as well. I am addicted to NPR and listen to Tell Me More..News and Notes..Wait Wait Dont Tell me.

By Simp

March 25, 2008 11:58 AM | Link to this

Slim your pops have spring fever.It is spring. Can someone draw me up a contract and lets go to lunch on a patio on friday. Lunch in advance.

By SexyCanI

March 25, 2008 11:59 AM | Link to this

My contract would simply say to please please please come to me and let me know when I’m slippin’. I don’t read minds!

Lunch today: deli sandwiches with your choice of meats, spreads, etc., variety of chips and tossed salad. See ARed for soda, juices, likka.

BRB.

By Jewel

March 25, 2008 12:02 PM | Link to this

Truth We’ll just replace them with the plastic kind.

SlimOne Is it possible that his wife responded to those emails?

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 12:04 PM | Link to this

Cemeeli - Do you ever show up to lil Cee’s school in a house coat, hair rollers and house shoes talking to yourself? LOL. That would be embarrassing.

abc - Sharing is caring. What happened boo? We can get the MLB to take you to the lunch buffet at the strip club. LOL

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 12:04 PM | Link to this

Alvin, how old was she when her mom passed. Some people are meant to be parents while others are not. For some parenting is a learned behavior and folk like myself, it’s an innate part of my being.

ARed, modern technology is going to have my fist in my child’s mouth, i.e., internet and texting. The fact that I’m hands on is having her trying to do some sneaky, cleaver ways of disguising what she’s doing. I’ve been trying to edumacate this child to let her know she cannot outsmart me. Oh well, the lesson will be learned either the easy way (by paying attention to what I just said) or the hard way = BAM! Down she goes!!!

By Alvin

March 25, 2008 12:07 PM | Link to this

LOL, I thought y’all would have been pickup dude was no later engaged.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 12:08 PM | Link to this

SexyCanl - I only do ‘chick drinks’ and today I think we need the hard stuff! Which blogger keeps that grain alcohol and moonshine? LOL

By Tazzee

March 25, 2008 12:09 PM | Link to this

Dang - the blog is in a funky mood today. Imma go see what I missed while on vacay yesterday…

By 13 Years Old

March 25, 2008 12:09 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs Since she is 13 and being sneaky, you don’t know the half of what she’s doing. Please visit the GYN soon and enroll her in a teen pregnancy class. Good Luck.

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 12:10 PM | Link to this

Progress, my movements are starting to build momentum. I got BriteEyes and am scouring the horizon for more converts.

ABC a friend of a friend handed a chick a dbl digit carat ring and had the big ceremony and everything. They didn’t make it to the end of the month. He found out all kind of stuff about the chick. Marriage isn’t dead but it’s on life support.

Das next time I’m going to open my door and let my dogs go.

Ared how can I be deadbeat if i’m sending loot. I’ll pick the child up once a month. LOL

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 12:11 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs - Get her girl! LOL. I’m going to get you a nanny cam and a tracking device. You’ll be on her arse before she can even blink. As long as you sell me the rights to a potential reality show I can develop. LOL

By Alvin

March 25, 2008 12:11 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs 22, her a$$ when straight wild, I left her along and just say A friend, no cut buddy no nothing.

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 12:12 PM | Link to this

Ared I told him I didn’t think it was funny. He said he didn’t mean any harm by it. But I feel like at this age if i ask a question, he should give me a straight up answer right? He wanna call my moms but don’t call my sister or myself. I’m still waiting on that “talk” he said we need to have to clear up some of the misconceptions on his past behavior from way back when…he had read an essay I wrote a while back about him…I couldn’t even believe I wrote that and turned it in. But i guess it was painful for him to have read my POV….anyway…I’m breathing again.

Jewel nope, the emails were from his work address. My sister said she might’ve been the one to put our phot album of us behind the couch tho. LOL! wait…that isn’t funny.

Simp You call it spring fever huh? I call it reminincing on what you had. Not to brag but moms is what my guy friends deem a MILF. lol!

Anyway, life goes on…I’ll just go to my trunk, open up the cooler and take of swig and relax.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 12:15 PM | Link to this

Alvin WOW bruh…yea all that is way to much when seems she had you thinking one way about dude and really it’s not so. wooo…

ARed House coat and roller in hair talking over my shoulder…not yet girlie…good idea, imma try that when he’s about middle/high school. Straight Bi-Polar on him! LOL!

abc sorry dude.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 12:15 PM | Link to this

Truth - You know children will need more than loot and your monthly visit! But since it’s you maybe the less interaction you have with it, the better. You know you’re gonna have all girls right? LOL

Alvin - I guess I should have picked up on it. His posts have been lacking the flowers and butterflies for a minute now. LOL

By Demi

March 25, 2008 12:16 PM | Link to this

WTF

now calling Slim’s mom

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 12:19 PM | Link to this

SlimOne - Ugh. Your dad put you in an awkward position. He doesn’t call you and sis, but he will call you for your mom’s number. All bad. I hope a heart to heart does you good, but I really hope that you don’t end up disappointed again.

I don’t understand how parents can act that way without the guilt of their shady behavior eating them up inside.

So…what you sipping on in that truck?

By Jewel

March 25, 2008 12:21 PM | Link to this

Okay SexyLeggs I’m reading your post and was about to look up ‘edumacate’…had to read that word twice! LOL! She is doing what a 13 yr old in puberty does…challenge your authority while testing her own. Do not take it personally. When my now 22 yr old daughter went through that phase, I told her that at least one of us will survive…and it WILL be me! LOL! Granted, raising a child now is more daunting than it was just 10 years ago. I commend parents today who manage to raise well-adjusted children.

By SexyCanI

March 25, 2008 12:23 PM | Link to this

Truth I believe that is what’ll change your attitude towards marriage/kids. A baby girl. All together now, Awwwwwww. LOL.

By Dee - Rell

March 25, 2008 12:23 PM | Link to this

@slim…..sheeeeeeet you not bad either…hell on looks alone you are a 9……throw in that looney tunes persona…and what do we have…..ya already know

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 12:23 PM | Link to this

I don’t care how old I get my father will always be my father. There is a certain amount of respect that is to be maintained. No matter how he may have treated me or my mother, (I have a great father), I owe him respect.

Ain’t no way I will be talking to my dad like he is my equal. If he and my mother (May she R.I.P.) had a bad relationship and he called for her number, I would politely tell him that I will let her know that he wants to get in touch with her. If she wants to talk to him then she will tell me it is okay to give it. What they would talk about is none of my concern. That would be between them.

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 12:24 PM | Link to this

13, her teen pregnancy class is right here in my hands. She’s a good kid, she’s being a typical teenager. Thanks, but I got this!

Blogtender, please fix me a dbl shot of Hen w/a Budweiser on the side. Thanks.

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 12:28 PM | Link to this

There is a way to respectfully tell your parents that you don’t like something or you don’t agree with something they are doing or have done.

I tell my father when I feel he is about to do something that I think is a bad way to go. Sometimes he tells me to stay out of his business and sometimes he listens. I will stand firm on what I tell him but I will never disrespect him in any way. No matter what.

By Simp

March 25, 2008 12:29 PM | Link to this

Slim pass that bottle around. What is the best place to go for drinks?

By Demi

March 25, 2008 12:31 PM | Link to this

Cemeeli Now I have looooong battle ahead…She now thinks I am a evil monster, hell bend on harming li’Demi.

The important thing, she now knows I have a breaking point…it just take a lot for me to get there.

Off to lunch.!!

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 12:32 PM | Link to this

Jewel, you are funny about to look up that word. Thanks for the laugh. I know she’s being a typical teenager, but I still want to pop her! She got her progress report yesterday. I forgot to say something to her about before heading downstairs. While at the foot of the stairs I called her. Her response made the hairs on my neck stand up. It was a simple “yes”, but it sound like “What are you bothering me for now.” UGGH! Still an “A” student!

OK, back to MIA. Remember, this is no MOMania…

By BriteEyez

March 25, 2008 12:32 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs My daughter is 14 and also at one time thought she could get one over on the master! I have told her time and time again that there’s nothing new under the sun, everything she can ever think of I’ve already thought of or done.

It’s so funny when I catch her trying to get away with something and I call her on it, she looks at me like she thinks I’m some kind of witch or psychic! LOL I’ve even overheard her talking to her little friends. From her side of the conversation it will sound like they are trying to tell her ways they use to get away with things. She always responds, “that might work with your mom but it won’t with mine!”

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 12:35 PM | Link to this

Truth, need to send you a funny email about a dog, a pit bull.

By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.

March 25, 2008 12:36 PM | Link to this

Truth I see you are listening to me. 3 doggie snacks for you…lol..Yes you are barbaric…for a number of reasons. You stink! and you grovel like a bear on here and you are a grouchy ole meanie. You also have an animalistic way of thinking. Stop being so cold when there is the creamy soft sweet filling inside of you. You are just scared of being taken advantage of and not being respected. So you come off so harsh to protect who you really are. Truth your cover is blown buddy. Come out from under the sheets.

Also why do you have such a barbaric training for Poodle’s and maltese’s? lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

But I must agree with you…Ppl dont want to hold up to morals. Ppl would rather do what they want to do..without reprucussions. PPl want to stray away from what has been PROVEN to work. When rules/restrictions are meant to help you and strengthen you in some cases. Everyone wants to come up with their own creative way when it’s tearing our moral fabric right at the seams

By Staceye

March 25, 2008 12:37 PM | Link to this

Slim OUCH girl! You bio-dad needs to be kicked in his azz with pointy toe stilletto!

Cemeeli Kiddie payback is b*tch isn’t it!?! LOL

abc woosa man! LOL You alright?

Jewel Is it possible that his wife responded to those emails good point. Chicks are the worst when it comes to there piece of crap men!

Sexyleggs if you take away her internet and phone for a awhile maybe she will get it…or just be sneaky and use it at school anyway.

Some people are meant to be parents while others are not I agree…the problem is some don’t know that they are not meant to be parents until after the child is here. I know that I have NO patience nor do I wish to give up my lifestyle of freedom to spend my money on me…go wherever and whenver I please and never having to worry about the decisions I make affecting more than me. So kudos to the parents that are good….you got ballz man!

13 Years old I agree..these days you got to be proactive in kids lives at an early age. My mom gave me the sex talk at 9. These days you got to start earlier. Diseases and perverts and made it that way. Not to mention the media/music is oversexed and makes our youth believe they have to do it or they are lame.

By Bre'

March 25, 2008 12:37 PM | Link to this

ABC I’m sure you don’t want to air it out all on the blog. But I’m sure people just want to know, if you are okay. You obviously are lurking, like ARED said sharing is caring.

Alvin Just hang in there, the payoff is raising a well balanced young man.

We do have a full bar, and a game room here in the office. So drop thru, wait I’m in NYC alone.

Off Topic/Music Note I put Snoops new CD on my Zune. Let me tell you I love it, it sounds like he just had alot of fun making this cd. I still can’t connect with Eryka’s new one; with or without medicine.

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 12:40 PM | Link to this

Slim I recommend you bury that old ax with your pop. He did what he did based on the information he had on hand at that time. Your not going to be able to understand why he did or didn’t do something 30 yrs later. Let go and let god. LMAO The best thing you can do is heal yourself so it doesn’t consume one more day of your life. If he doesn’t want to be there or whatever the problem is let it be. You have to learn to “lean into it”. BTW, what is your mom’s number again?

My first child will be a “masculine one”.

Ared if I do have a daughter she’s gonna be wearing camouflage and hard toe boots, at 6 months.

Abc I’m naming you senior vice president of my “Single and Free” movement. I also need you to fill in as the treasurer and admin assistant.

I’m blogtending today. We’re starting with some Jose cuervo and coke. Sorry, I’m out of coke. Drink up.

For any of you ladies that are feeling bad I invite you over for a meal and movie in pajamas. I’ll supply the pj’s. (The Truth now cutting a big hole in his least favorite pj’s right where the azz goes.)

By Jewel

March 25, 2008 12:43 PM | Link to this

How in the heck did I end up on test.ajc.com…

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 12:51 PM | Link to this

Rell preciate it bruh!

Raqi Um…disclaimer: today is not the day. However, I DID tell my father that I would ask my mother if it was okay. I DID NOT disrespect him. He disrespected himself by emailing me saying she told him he could Hit it whenever he wanted to. You said YOU had a great father…I Did not. I’m glad yours was so great cuz everybody isn’t so lucky. And as far as telling him that I didn’t like something…I DID tell him I didn’t find any humor in his email. Yes, there is a general level of respect for parents but in the same token every other level has to be earned I don’t care who you are. I personally just needed to vent which I did. I’m not sure how much respect one can have for a person that i’ve seen trying to rape my mother, the same person that introduced me to his mistress that he got pregnant then took money out of their account to pay for her abortion…Hmmm…still the respect thing out in…Our relationship consist of forward emails…every now and then an actual “Hey kiddo”. But I DO have respect for my POPS though…my step-dad who gives me truth when I ask a question, doesn’t sugarcoat anything, and cares about my well-being. HE i have respect for because he gives it to me back. See how that works. No blog fight though.

Now back to your regularly scheduled blog…

Slim now cutting Demi’s telephone cord

By GaMan

March 25, 2008 12:52 PM | Link to this

GaMan walks in with a HUGH smile on his face….

Then he gets slapped and beat down for being in a good mood

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 12:56 PM | Link to this

Well said *SlimOne!

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 12:56 PM | Link to this

today is not the day

LOL Sounds like something I would say.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 12:58 PM | Link to this

ABC I’m sure you don’t want to air it out all on the blog. But I’m sure people just want to know, if you are okay. You obviously are lurking, like ARED said sharing is caring.

Hey Bre, eff that! LOL. abc would spend time talking about how great and trustworthy his fiance was. Making it seem like we had issues preventing us from finding the same amount of happiness.

Now that relationship has ended and he’s not sharing anything! Humph! I say we should hear about the bad stuff too!

Disclaimer, I’m not trying to rub salt into abc’s situation. But I am trying to get a good story today, lol

By Mo (now known as Moeisha)

March 25, 2008 12:59 PM | Link to this

Hey everybody! Glad to read ya’ll today. I wont post on topic, really not feelin this one today.

SexyLeggs dont choke baby girl out, just do like Martin Lawrence and shake the hell out of her! LOL

Off topic: Got the CD by Day 26, Diddy’s boy bakd from MTB4. Pretty good cd.

I am over here working like my name is Celie-Kizzy Bullock and Ike & Mister are on my arse b/c some of these old folks I work with want to act like they dont know ish today!! Folks need to know when to retire, I’m sorry. This kinds nonsense is ridiculous. Needless to say they arent talking to me today. Oh well…..do I sound like I care! LOL

By Maddy

March 25, 2008 1:01 PM | Link to this

If you could haul someone into dating court right now, who would you subpoena, and why?

I would like to drag into court Eric for always canceling at the last minute and not putting me first.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 1:01 PM | Link to this

Wow…*SlimOne, I’d say you earned the right to vent. I’m so sorry you had to endure that!

It’s really interesting to read your testimony as well as Staceye’s. Your views on men and the dating world seem completely different. (Already knowing you guys are two different people with two different situations)

By SexyCanI

March 25, 2008 1:03 PM | Link to this

Hi GaMan! What’s your comment on today’s topic?

What’s up MeMe? LOL.

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 1:08 PM | Link to this

Truth For the most part I have let go and have gone on through life with him in the background of my mind. I guess him trying to come into that old territory again rubbed me the wrong way. I’m very protective of those I care about..especially moms…Almost got my azz shot behind protecting her before so this is some real shyt to me…But I think I’m cool now..i just needed a woosah moment. A while ago I was just hoping he’d come to me as a man that has grown, hopefully and speak on the past so I could get his perspective on things past…unfortunately, that day has never come.

Simp I really don’t know. I do know that if you like them strong as hayo, go to Dugan’s. lol

By GaMan

March 25, 2008 1:12 PM | Link to this

Well if i had to put it all in perspective; just the mere thought of having to get a person to sign a contract for Dating purposes is absolutley crazy.

Most of us on this blog would be in Jail or on 10 Years of Probabtion

When someone hurts you…take time and make sure your heart is Healed before you bring someone new into your Life

Get to know yourself all over again…learn to Love yourself and Learn from the mistakes that you made

To Keep Doing the Same Things and Expect a Different Result Is Crazy

Intelligence plus Character—that is the Goal of True Education Martin L. King

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 1:13 PM | Link to this

Demi bruh, i know you and lil D’s mom are gonna work that out.

Hey there Mo!… uh-oh, sounds like my boi Dreams need to come up in here and leeeeaaan real hard with that Dang Thang for you.

Staceye i’m not sure if my son even knows how i don’t care anything about embarressment! It’s sooo entertaining…and he plays into my madness. he know his mama is off

By GirlSimp

March 25, 2008 1:14 PM | Link to this

Simp What’s your real blog name? I think it’s 2 or Rell.

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 1:16 PM | Link to this

I should have known there was no english majors in blosville. I read your posts all day long.

Maddy I promise to not call at the last minute and cancel but I’ll find another area to fugg up in. LOL

What’s up Gaman welcome back to the fold. If we can get a few more folks back it’ll be time to bust some heads again. LOL

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 1:20 PM | Link to this

Raqi Yeah I know right. So i’m sure you understand. Cuz yall know any other time I’m happy go lucky, loving life, being my normal crazy self.

ARed Yeah I’m surprised I’m not some bitter hag walking around with an “Fugg Men…That Means YOU” t-shirt. All in all, I do care about him…I just know it’ll never be what it was before all the bs. And I’m okay with that, I just felt he was being a little disrespectful.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 1:23 PM | Link to this

oooohhh @ GirlSimp…

Truth i’m sure you already know my major is no where near english. numbers all dayI’d be the last one in here. But if you igg me one more time, i will get ig’nant on you!

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 1:25 PM | Link to this

Okay people let’s have a fantasy day of Dolce Vita.

If you could be any where else other than sitting at that computer, where would that place be?

By Maddy

March 25, 2008 1:27 PM | Link to this

But why even bother? Why get into something and do it half azz?

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 1:29 PM | Link to this

Yeah I’m surprised I’m not some bitter hag walking around with an “Fugg Men…That Means YOU” t-shirt.

LOL! Well SlimOne, it’s good to see that. Looks like you know that type of attitude will really only hurt you in the long run.

But, I still want to know what kind of likka you got in your trunk. LOL

By SexyCanI

March 25, 2008 1:29 PM | Link to this

In bed, getting my hair pulled. LOL. Oooops! Can I say that on here?

By GaMan

March 25, 2008 1:30 PM | Link to this

Truth i guess i am back huh?…lol

GaMan looks around and sees alot fo new faces….he rubs his hands together..this might be alot of Fun!!!

Muauuuuaaahhhh

By GaMan

March 25, 2008 1:33 PM | Link to this

Raqi i guess i would be in bed pulling SexyCanl’s hair

oops…did i just type that….

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 1:35 PM | Link to this

Which hair is getting pulled SexyCan1, why you on this blog?? I’m looking at you c**-eyed right now!

By Lady J

March 25, 2008 1:40 PM | Link to this

raqi Paridise Island chilling…

By DasV

March 25, 2008 1:41 PM | Link to this

RAQI ooohhh, with waving hand in air like horshack

i want to be loungin on a patio recline on the sands of jamaica, up ochi way… maybe half moon resort… wit a pineapple, cranberry, coconut rum mixed drank… takin in the sites of island men crave art from wood and native women weave baskets…. and closing my eyes the hot sun feels like a kiss from IAM that rubs my whole body the right way and triggers a sigh of peace that ends in sleep.

By SexyCanI

March 25, 2008 1:43 PM | Link to this

OK. I’ll keep it strictly to the topic. See ya in the morn.

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 1:44 PM | Link to this

Raqi looking at Victoria Falls!

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 1:44 PM | Link to this

Sexycan your gonna make me fall in love with you. Ok, maybe lust. LOL Sexy why you looking at her cross eyed? We need to get you out of this funk your in.

Maddy ol Eric just isn’t the one. If he hasn’t told you then his actions have. I think you need to spend some time with Simp. He’ll get you back on your feet.

By Simp

March 25, 2008 1:49 PM | Link to this

GirlSimp Why you trying to call me out. But you are wrong

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 1:51 PM | Link to this

Instead of being in front of this PC wanna be at Disney Resorts right now. 2weeks and counting

GaMan hey there!…peeking in huh? good to read you.

By BriteEyez

March 25, 2008 1:51 PM | Link to this

Raqi

I would be laying on a pink sand beach in Bermuda, the temp about 85 degrees with a nice breeze, waves crashing against the rocks. I would be reading a great book and drinking some Sangria full of fresh fruit and likka!!

By GaMan

March 25, 2008 1:55 PM | Link to this

Nice reading you as well Cemeeli

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 1:55 PM | Link to this

The funk is lifting a little Truth. I just thought she meant sexual/sensual and was wondering why she’s taking the time out to blog. That’s why I’m looking cross eyed (LOL).

I ordered a drink 3 hours ago. Man, time to fire the blogtender. Tazzee you want a job!

By Simp

March 25, 2008 1:56 PM | Link to this

Hey Slim. LOL…LadyJ invited me to Dugans and she didnt show up…

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 1:57 PM | Link to this

ARed I got some MD 20/20…the purple kind. You want me to pour you up a cup full?

I wish I was laying bucket nekked on a private island, getting my ankles massaged, eating kiwi, peaches, skrawberries, pineapples, sitting next to some model type, sexy- tastefully muscular built, chocolate wonder..rubbing my temples and serving me up “O’s” at my every beck and call…..

By mytwocents

March 25, 2008 1:58 PM | Link to this

Peek a boo… Cute topic. Don’t see how it’d be that much different than signing a pre-nup. Both have if —> thens, and consequences.

Truth, you rang? English major at your service. (And possibly in a couple years, surrogate moms if you’ll sign a contract agreeing to a few non-negotiable terms. Including discipline via embarrassment as previously suggested.)

By GaMan

March 25, 2008 1:58 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs what has you in a FUNK…shake it off Lady…shake it off

By Lady J

March 25, 2008 1:59 PM | Link to this

Brite Eyez I will take a class too…Very chilled! LOL

By Lady J

March 25, 2008 2:05 PM | Link to this

Lordy I meant glass you see what I am ding right…lol

By Lady J

March 25, 2008 2:07 PM | Link to this

Simp that is a lie bc J goes to Dugans…you keep talking I am going call your name too sounding all familiar! LOL

By Binford2K8

March 25, 2008 2:07 PM | Link to this

I’ve been sick, so I just got up and checked the blog, and here’s a couple of things that trolled through my mind when reading the topic.

1) Dating is all about the game playing. It’s a feeling out process and working towards a point where you truly can open up your soul. If people were up front about what they truly want, the other person would probably run in the opposite direction. Hence, a little coy game play.

2) My contract would be simple. All is want is an earnest effort if you like me and want to get to know me. Disclose things that would affect me (i.e. kids or the herp). And lastly, if you are interested in pursuing other options then break up with me first. All cheating offenses are punishable by multiple billboards around your home saying what a jacka$$ the disloyal person is (that was my humane choice - I have other cruel ones).

Can’t wait until it warms up. Until then, I’m going back to bed. Some more sleep and Toto’s Greatest Hits should heal me ;p

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 2:10 PM | Link to this

mytwocents stop! Discipline by embarrassment works! i’m telling you. Lol…i can’t help i’m creative wit it!

My lil one is in a pvt instiution and he is a minority in the classroom. So when i wanna get ig’nant with him amongst his peers…the girls AND boys absolutley love the entertainment. I can’t even begin to tell you some of the stuff i do to him. Yea, I get reeeaaaal Section 8 and i love watching kids laugh…it’s fun

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 2:12 PM | Link to this

TaTas is that you? I need you to proof my brochure. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated. Btw, you didn’t order your degree on-line did you? We’ll need to negotiate the surrogate fee up front and you can sign this long azz contract to protect me when and if you start nut rolling. Shoot me an email. I’ll send you what I have so far. Feel free to make any changes you’d like. atlred01@yahoo.com

Sexy if ol girl would rather be locked up in some passionate hair pulling and azz slapping then thats cool too. I’m just trying to find out how in the hellz we can meet up. Have this dbl shot of patron.

CanI you gotta have thicker skin than that. I told you these folks can be mean.

By Simp

March 25, 2008 2:12 PM | Link to this

Woooooooooooo…..Whats wrong… I didnt see you there when you invited me out. BEyezs give her that drink real fast.

By GaMan

March 25, 2008 2:18 PM | Link to this

SexyCanl dont worry on any given day anyone on here can snap….just let it roll off your back….keep doing you!!

By Lady J

March 25, 2008 2:24 PM | Link to this

Simp I died lauging at any rate getting my self together you didn’t show my brother as three blog members did…Hope t see you @ the next out which will be Dugans iin the future and not Friday! Sorry for being s harsh take care! We still have to do the M Bar also…hit me @ ladyj_0817@yahoo.com anytime you want to meet n greet hun…Be Easy!

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 2:25 PM | Link to this

If I could be anywhere right now, it would be in the middle of next week, from under the confines of Aunt Flow (humph), with my perspiring body, in a “post-romp haze” entangled in some 1500ct Egyptian cotton sheets trying to convince Johnny Storm that I just had an extreme hot flash and No Barak Obama is not hiding under the bed.

Just Kidding

I would be getting a full body massage. I could really use one right now.

By Willie Dynamite

March 25, 2008 2:26 PM | Link to this

Afternoon all,

Leggs I got something that’ll make you feel better. If not at least it’ll get ya mind off it.lol!!

By abc

March 25, 2008 2:27 PM | Link to this

Thanks for the concern, but not to worry. It’s been months, the relationship isn’t over, we’re just not engaged. It’s a good thing — the last thing I should do is marry someone upon whom I can’t rely. It does pose some ‘where do we go from here’ issues. I just don’t view marriage as a positive move at this juncture.

I could start to believe there’s no such thing as a sane, stable, reasonable woman with whom a relationship would be beneficial, though. Unless you just plain don’t care about them very much, all their drama sucks the life and joy out of everything, and if you don’t care about them very much, what’s the point?

By Lady J

March 25, 2008 2:30 PM | Link to this

raqi lol

something it wrong with my “O” n m y keyboard and the other errors are bc I am tired…disregard as usual…lol

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 2:38 PM | Link to this

Raqi…smch…scuch ova..i need that body massage right along with you! Deep tissue, please.

By Simp

March 25, 2008 2:39 PM | Link to this

Looka like I can get my date on…..Lady lets meet and greet @ 6

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 2:43 PM | Link to this

Raqi: Johnny Storm I told you Barry…I mean Senator Obama is not under the bed. Look for yourself.

J.S.: Damn. Imma find that dud and then set a fire under his arse.

Raqi: Johnny Storm you must be hallucinating. Do you feel okay? You feel a little warm.

JS: Woman you know I am hot. I am made of fire.

Phone Rings

Raqi: Hello. Oh hey Michelle. No I have not seen the Senator.

JS: Hey!!! That big lump under the sheet just moved. WTF!!!!

Raqi: Run Barry, Run!!!!

to be continued

By For Real

March 25, 2008 2:45 PM | Link to this

What up Blog Fam!

Sexyleggs Here some medicated deorderant for that funk.

Slim Here is a free CT message with a 12 sec happy-ending.

Truth I’m with you on the single thing unless Oprah get me preg-gnate. Oh and if your daughter is wearing camouflage and hard toe boots she will end up slobbing down a drunk azz girl in da club.

abc Sorry to hear about that bruh. If you want me to I will slap, pizz and farting on her azz for you.

SexyCans I see you like having the hair under arms pulled huh? Sexy!!

LadyJ Let me know when the next meet-n-greet is I promise to appear more approachable.

Raqi I want to be on Nekker Island

By Lady J

March 25, 2008 2:49 PM | Link to this

I will For Real and I have said pretty much lately you are a cool dude sir…

Simp I am busy the rest of the week…Catch me mid week next week…sorry:)

By Demi

March 25, 2008 2:50 PM | Link to this

If I could…spent hours speeding thru the mountain on a Gsx-r750’08…race tuned specs..full leather…no fear

By mytwocents

March 25, 2008 2:56 PM | Link to this

Cemeeli You’re a mess! I bet you line up the character of the day just in case his lil behind acts up. Can’t wait to torture my own!

It’s me, it’s me! Da man lookin the other way right now so I snuck in. Not online but we-ain’t- had- no-accreditation~ is that cool? LOL I’ll get at ya later. And uhm since you like passin out Patron, partial payments can be made in Top Shelf Liquors. The rest will be equally divided btwn fine leather goods and uhh…well…still working on the other terms. P.S. For Real please don’t say that about our baby girl. I’m sure he’ll love her just the same. Right???

By BriteEyez

March 25, 2008 2:57 PM | Link to this

Lady J Here’s a full pitcher… enjoy!!

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 2:58 PM | Link to this

Staceye and SlimOne - The new pole dancing session just opened today. I’d STRONGLY recommend you sign up early as possible (within the week) because level 1 always sells out and you want to make sure you get the class on the day you want.

I’d also recommend doing some push ups now because my poor arms are taking a beating. LOL

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 3:02 PM | Link to this

As Slim sees Demi approaching around the mountain at top speeds, she throws a banana peel into his midst

For Real Imma need you to clean that medicated deodorant residue out from under your nails before you even think about massaging anything on me.

By Simp

March 25, 2008 3:05 PM | Link to this

ARed…Will you be displaying your skills at a local shoe establishment?

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 3:06 PM | Link to this

abc - Thanks for sharing. You bring up a good point about “where do you go from here.” I mean if marriage is off the table…what happens next. You have a good head on your shoulders so I know you’ll get it all figured out. But I think it’s a good blog topic for the future. Seems like a limbo situation!

Good luck to you and your lady.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 3:08 PM | Link to this

Simp - Local shoe establishment? What dat is? LOL

But for the right price, yeah. LOL

By Simp

March 25, 2008 3:12 PM | Link to this

I want to see about booking you. What are your fees. Hell bring the whole class.

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 3:14 PM | Link to this

CemE I am definitely going to get one for my b-day.

By Foots

March 25, 2008 3:14 PM | Link to this

abc I have more faith and trust in my dog…I have lost the faith as far as relationships go, lately….

Just curious, why are you still in a relationship with someone you can’t rely on, one you have no faith in or trust for? Are you expecting faith and trust to be restored with this woman so that the two of you can renew your engagement?

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 3:14 PM | Link to this

mytwocents they need to know there is “realness” outside of the bubble. I’m surely not going to portray that he or i are oblivious to the world. Nah I don’t do the “plastered grin face” in passing the high falootin’ culture. It’s the same Cee i am in my element/culture. My seedling is there (pvt schl) to recieve the same edcumacate that your sweet lil darlins’ are getting! (even if it does cost me) We are not into it for status-quo. He’s just blessed and fortunate enough to have a retarded mamma to go along with his “bubble life”. LOL! Bless his heart.

By BigWords

March 25, 2008 3:14 PM | Link to this

where do you go from here?

have you ever thought about letting her go to see if you’ll miss her or get the feeling something is missing?

i’ll take a virgin strawberry dac please, thx!

By For Real

March 25, 2008 3:18 PM | Link to this

But for the right price, yeah

For Real now counting his money, .05, .10, .15, .20, .25, ish… .05, .10, .15, that’s a canadian nickle…

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 3:22 PM | Link to this

Simp - The “right price” carries a big price tag, but if you got it, we’ll talk. LOL

You might not want the whole class, we got a couple of cougars in there, but not all of em are MILFs. LOL

For Real - Take your broke arse ON! But you haven’t dropped a song on us in a minute. LOL

By For Real

March 25, 2008 3:22 PM | Link to this

Slim No problem I am cleaning them right now.

For Real now sticking his fingers with the medicated deorderant under his fingernail in Big Word’s virgin drank.

By GirlSimp

March 25, 2008 3:23 PM | Link to this

what!?! who are you? we’ll see if you go to dugans. i know you ain’t showing up.

By Dee - Rell

March 25, 2008 3:29 PM | Link to this

@ABC

all their drama sucks the life and joy out of everything, and if you don’t care about them very much, what’s the point?

STANDING OVATION TO YOU BROTHER!!!!!…that is TRUE

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 3:32 PM | Link to this

GaMan, that’s exactly what I’m doing…shaking it off!

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 3:32 PM | Link to this

abc I am dedicating this song to you:

I was secure and so glad there was you to love

What in the world would I ever do without us

But it’s getting clear

That I have to get over you

Give me the reason to want you back

Why should I love you again

Do you know, tell me how

How to forgive and forget

Give me the reason to love you now

It’s been a mighty long time

And the love that used to be

Ended the day you walked out

Never knew I’d ever be

Standing a love and outside

With no one to love

By Bre'

March 25, 2008 3:33 PM | Link to this

abc I’m really sorry you are at this point in your relationship. It sounded like you were really looking foward to marriage. Hang in there…

By abc

March 25, 2008 3:34 PM | Link to this

Foots, short answer is, yes.

BigWords, done that, after a fashion, I did miss her and feel that something was missing. But, I get along just fine by myself.

By BigWords

March 25, 2008 3:36 PM | Link to this

Dee-Rell who brings the drama though? for us to start drama, you have to bring it!

By Simp

March 25, 2008 3:38 PM | Link to this

GirlSimp I’ll go where ever you want me to go. BTW!!! How are you today?

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 3:40 PM | Link to this

Whatcha got for me WillieD?

abc, keep your head held high and keep stepping like a man. Each day brings new answers.

By Staceye

March 25, 2008 3:40 PM | Link to this

Sim I am laste comning back..but I feel your pain on bio-dad vs. stepdad. I have nothing but angry feelings towards biodad that si why I cut him from my life. People place way too much on biology and not enough on what matters! Any fool can make a baby..but the person who is there for that child as it grows into adulthood is who deserves respect. Respect earns respect…so just because a dude shoots out sperm doesn’t earn him anything except the title of sperm donor! I see your father has not grown mentally…mine never did either. So I feel you girl.

**Binford I have been wondering where you were. Hope you are better!

Ared you are now the recruiter for Pole dancing! LOL

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 3:41 PM | Link to this

abc Imma plead her case for her.

Time on my hands

Since you been away boy

I ain’t got no plans no no no no

And the sound of the rain

Against my windowpane

Is slowly, is slowly drivin’ me insane, boy

I’m goin’ down

I’m goin’ down

Cause you ain’t around baby

My whole world’s upside down

Sleep don’t come easy

Boy please believe me

Since you been gone

Everything’s goin’ wrong

Why’d you have to say goodbye

Look what you’ve done to me

I can’t stop these tears from fallin’ from my eyes

Ooh baby…..

By Demi

March 25, 2008 3:42 PM | Link to this

Bump that…Demi is now pouring baby oil on slim’s non-apple bottom and throwing monopoly monies at her while working Foot’s stolen pole.

To the Windooooooooow to the Wall!!

Awwwwwwwww skeet skeet skeet!!!

Now skeet skeeting myself into a coma

By GirlSimp

March 25, 2008 3:48 PM | Link to this

I’m good daddy, how you doin’? Wow, your cologne smells good. What is it?

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 3:48 PM | Link to this

Playing devils advocate Ole girl might be singing this instead…

A SCRUB IS A GUY THAT THINKS HE’S FINE

IS ALSO KNOWN AS A BUSTA

ALWAYS THINKIN’ ‘BOUT WHAT HE WANTS AND

JUST SITS ON HIS BROKE AZZ SO…

(NO) I DON’T WHAT YOUR NUMBER

(NO) I DON’T WANNA GIVE YOU MINE AND

(NO) I DON’T WANNA MEET YOU NO WHERE

(NO) DON’T WANT NONE A YOUR TIME AND NO…

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 3:48 PM | Link to this

ABC better you find out before vs after.

Why do ALL you women nut up as soon as you get into a relationship? What’s wrong with you? Is you ignant?

Words woman is synomous with drama. You know y’all can fugg up a free lunch program. Quit coming in here late talking mess.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 3:48 PM | Link to this

Staceye - I guess I am a recruiter! I have a dance background too and I have to tell you these classes are some of the most fun I’ve ever had. Especially since I was raised in such a prudish house, these classes are unlocking a whole side I’ve kept surpressed! If I had someone to dance for, I’d probably be knocked up by now. LOL!

But I saw you and Slim asking Foots for the website yesterday. If you really want to start the classes, you’ll have to act fast because they fill up fast. They only have like 16 spots for a class and many women have their girlfriends join with them, so that’s why they sell out so soon.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 3:49 PM | Link to this

rotf Demi what you have for lunch! LOL!

By IslandGirl

March 25, 2008 3:52 PM | Link to this

Good day Blogsville

Masa is keeping me busy , but I had to get my blog fix. I read the blog last night and missed you guys.

Hail up to the Blog Ladies and a church hug to the MLB

Truthy….muah

abc…I’m sorry to hear about your current relationship…. I could start to believe there’s no such thing as a sane, stable, reasonable woman with whom a relationship would be beneficial, though

Please don’t start thinking this way because there are plenty of good women out there. As it”s sometimes said, “a disappointment is sometimes a blessing in disguise.” The things you’ve experienced with your ex-fiancé probably saved you years of headaches and money.

Real….you’re a fool…lol

By For Real

March 25, 2008 3:55 PM | Link to this

Ared This is for you and the rest of the WLB. I hope this get yall ready for spring.

Oh and ARed money is money. For Real now pouring out 500 pennies for the top.

Here is yall’s song:

U don’t have 2 be beautiful 2 turn me on I just need your body baby From dusk till dawn

U don’t need experience 2 turn me out U just leave it all up 2 me I’m gonna show u what it’s all about

U don’t have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don’t have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain’t no particular sign I’m more compatible with I just want your extra time and your

Kiss

U got to not talk dirty, baby If u wanna impress me U can’t be 2 flirty, mama I know how 2 undress me (Yeah)

I want 2 be your fantasy Maybe u could be mine U just leave it all up to me We could have a good time

U don’t have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don’t have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain’t no particular sign I’m more compatible with I just want your extra time and your

Kiss

Yes I think I wanna dance Docta, Docta Little girl Wendy’s parade Docta,Docta,Docta

Women not girls rule my world I said they rule my world Act your age, mama (Not your shoe size) Not your shoe size Maybe we could do the twirl

U don’t have 2 watch Dynasty 2 have an attitude U just leave it all up 2 me My love will be your food

Yeah

U don’t have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don’t have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain’t no particular sign I’m more compatible with I just want your extra time and your

Kiss

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 3:56 PM | Link to this

abc Call her and say:

Don’t you remember you told me you love me baby….

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 3:58 PM | Link to this

I don’t even know how to start dating. Whew! Is there a class I can take?

By BigWords

March 25, 2008 3:59 PM | Link to this

Truth these were your words:

Maddy I promise to not call at the last minute and cancel but I’ll find another area to fugg up in.

now who’s bringing the drama? that’s right, now go and sit yo azz down somewhere.

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 3:59 PM | Link to this

Demi Now you know I only like the KY Warming Gel. This cold, soupy azz Dollar General Baybee oil ain’t hittin on nuttin’….and where da hayo are you going with that shower curtain rod? Btw, can you dig my wedgie out while you’re back there. Pnnnooooooont!

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 4:00 PM | Link to this

Why do ALL you women nut up as soon as you get into a relationship? What’s wrong with you? Is you ignant?

Truth, no you DIDN’T go there. “All” women, huh? Boy please. I think you’re out there trying to start something! Not taking the bait! You know that is foolishness!

By pisces 08

March 25, 2008 4:01 PM | Link to this

@abc. The odds are against restoration. It takes a lot of “work” to get faith & trust back. (just my .02.)

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 4:02 PM | Link to this

abc Right now she is thinking:

Dont make me close one more door

I dont wanna hurt anymore

Stay in my arms if you dare

Or must I imagine you there

Dont walk away from me…

I have nothing, nothing, nothing

If I dont have you, you, you, you.

By For Real

March 25, 2008 4:04 PM | Link to this

Well since we giving abc song suggestion here is mines:

Don’t look so sad I know its over

But life goes on and this world keeps on turning

Let’s just be glad we have this time to spend together

There is no need to watch the bridges that were burning

For the Good Times

Lay your head on my pillow

Hold your warm and tender body close to mine

Hear the whisper of the raindrops Blow softly against my window pain late at night

Make believe you love me one more time

For the good times For the good times

I’ll get along I’m sure youll find another

But baby please remember I’ll be here

I’m gone stay right here if you should ever find that you need me

Don’t say a word about tomorrow forever and ever and ever

There will be time enough for severence when you need me

For the Good Times

By Demi

March 25, 2008 4:06 PM | Link to this

Cemeeli one of my home girls met at Shooter’s Alley for lunch. I and her girlfriend was straight tripping over this slim cutie, who was getting off.

They were rappin and doing their thang and then we remembered we all had to head back to work.

Awwwwwwwww…Dayum!!!

And a brother is dry too, LOL

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 4:07 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs - No class needed. You just need to go out with some girls who are deep in the dating scene trenches. They’ll get you up to speed in no time.

There have been some changes to the dating manual, but none that you can’t overcome. LOL

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 4:08 PM | Link to this

IG did you do what I told you? How’s it going?

Words I swear my eyes are watering over here. Y’all are so predictable. This is some funny stuff. Here, take this drink and chill out. And don’t come in here all late and whatnot. You know I miss you when your gone.

By Simp

March 25, 2008 4:09 PM | Link to this

GirlSimppy!!!! That’s sumtan big mama bough mi. So you like that. Thats Brutt by Faberge. thank you so much. Now les go to duggganns

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 4:10 PM | Link to this

Dang, went to the website for the pole dance class. They have a free 30-min “teazer” class that I can’t make due to track schedule. Sheesh!

By Lurker

March 25, 2008 4:13 PM | Link to this

Sexy (1) put yourself out there more starting this weekend (2) make dates with yourself (3) don’t go out looking for a man or love (4) use the dating websites to browse (5) do more girl nightouts (6) when v103 advertise dating events, go (7) book a singles cruise (8) hang out at the barbershop

By Demi

March 25, 2008 4:14 PM | Link to this

Slim gurl stop!! A lot of babies were made using johnson and johnson baby oil, LOL!!

KY Warming Gel is no joke…that stuff even turn old puddy into “like new”

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 4:17 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs - The teaser class will make you want to sign up right away! Those girls look like poindexters until the music comes on and then they all transform.

But you don’t need a teaser, you’ll like it. So just sign up lady!

There is a teaser on April 1st, which is a tuesday so maybe try and go to that if you really must try before you buy.

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 4:18 PM | Link to this

And who are these girls who are deep in the dating scene trenches. Staceye and ARed is the only 2 that come to mind!

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 4:19 PM | Link to this

Demi i don’t drink…but you know ya gurl will dance with ya. com’ on we ain’t hit up the dance cubicle in a minute

there will be alot more bam since a sista has been working out more

By Foots

March 25, 2008 4:21 PM | Link to this

Glad to see my pole sisters trying to work it out! Sign up as early as you can, Level 1 really does sell out quickly.

demi Give me back my pole!! I need to get some practice in tonight. Have a feeling I’m going to be putting on a few special performances very soon.

Note to Pole Sisters: PLEASE do not wash your hands with Dove handsoap before practicing on your pole at home. I wondered why I kept sliding off that dayum thing, it took me three weeks to figure out that the ish is like 80% lotion. Pole + Lotion = Concussion LOL

By Staceye

March 25, 2008 4:22 PM | Link to this

Raqi you are really on a Luther kick today aren’t you? Oh…I see a splash of Prince! LOL

Ared you know I have a major dance background. So I think I will love it like you. But I have to look at the dates they start. I have a vacation coming up. If I am going to miss a class will they allow me make it up within the same week?

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 4:22 PM | Link to this

Demi Sound like you just came up with their new slogan…

KY Warming Gel…the brand that can turn old puddy into “like new”

Btw, Ion know bout makin babies wit baybee oil…making stiff nutrags maybe..but not babies.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 4:23 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs - You know I’m more than willing to go out with you and flirt with the boys at any time! I’m sure Staceye feels the same way.

By IslandGirl

March 25, 2008 4:24 PM | Link to this

Truth yes, we’re working on it, ie.we’ve been eating first- then him. I told my son and brother not to correct him (only me). For right now I think I have to continue and see if his behavior is corrected. I’m guilty of not taking him for a walk (lately), so I have to see if the little devil will behave out in the public.

By 2CPTG©

March 25, 2008 4:24 PM | Link to this

ain’t nothin’……

I find it humorously ironic y’all single ladies who ain’t datin’, tombout pole dancin classes…..who ya gon’ shake for….each other?

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 4:25 PM | Link to this

LOL…thanks Lurker. I will not be doing #3. Just want to have fun and meet folk. My mind, body and soul are all in sync. I’m dipping my big black Irish toe in the dating pool.

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 4:25 PM | Link to this

abc she is begging you to:

* *Do me baby, like you never done before **

* *Give it to me till I just can’t take no more **

By Foots

March 25, 2008 4:26 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs I’ll vouch for Match.com. I’ve met some really amazing guys, some just friends, one may be a lot more. There’s a good chance that you’ll find someone who is looking for what you are looking for using a site like that. You can be as picky as you want, you can choose not to respond if somebody “winks” at you. But it’s been good to me and worth the $$ to find someone who’s on the same page.

By Dee - Rell

March 25, 2008 4:26 PM | Link to this

@sexyleggs

dating is fun lady

next time you at dugans send that man you eyeing a drank….it will give you an in

get out on the town more…a bunch of events coming up(jazz fest) is one that i always enjoy plus it is a target rich event

decide to be happy…read what abc typed about the women men try to avoid like the plague

just dont limit yourself to the single scene….single folks are everywhere

here are some rule changes

1) Know that he wants sex…i know old but trust alot of women overlook this fact

2.) read rule one again

3) Expensive dinners or excessive spending does not equal attraction..read rule one again

4) Choice to be happy when you date..so do thing you like to do

5) REINVENT YOURSELF

6) Join a gym, happy folks workout

thats all i have for now…i have some bonus material i can provide later

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 4:27 PM | Link to this

Foots - You are my pole mentor! I really think I am going to order a pole for the house. If I don’t practice I forget everything I’ve learned by the time the next class starts. LOL @ your Dove story!

Staceye - They allow you to miss one. You can make it up that same week because there are 3 or 4 other classes during the week for your level. But if you are going to miss more than one, they want you to wait.

By Foots

March 25, 2008 4:29 PM | Link to this

KY Warming Gel…the brand that can turn old puddy into “like new”

LMAO!! Remind me to buy stock in KY before it hits the roof with that new slogan!! ;-)

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 4:30 PM | Link to this

2CPTG - I’m single and dating. Foots is dating as well, so what are you talking about?

Not only that, I take the classes for ME and know that it can benefit HIM later.

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 4:32 PM | Link to this

LOL…thanks Lurker. I will not be doing #3. Just want to have fun and meet folk. My mind, body and soul are all in sync. I’m dipping my big black Irish toe in the dating pool.

Ok, I’m looking at the schedule for pole dancing. Where is the studio? W/my child’s schedule Sunday is looking good.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 4:33 PM | Link to this

2C someone asked earlier where you Simp? what’s up?

…and meet me in the dance cubicle cause Demi take to dang long!

By IslandGirl

March 25, 2008 4:34 PM | Link to this

Rell that is great advice.

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 4:34 PM | Link to this

Staceye Luther got that magic. LOL

Done made me open them gates to glory a few times after I said I was done dealing with my sweetie.

By 2CPTG©

March 25, 2008 4:35 PM | Link to this

damn, I’on recall sayin no names……..

why this chic always think somebody referring to her….damn!

By Demi

March 25, 2008 4:35 PM | Link to this

SlimOne Baby oil was weapon of choice when I was younger…once this white girl put this sexaul gel on man hood…I turned into a straight b-ish, that mess burned so bad, LOL

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 4:37 PM | Link to this

Ig you don’t ask will he behave. You make him behave. Shoot me an email at atlred01@yahoo.com.

Ared “I really think I am going to order a pole for the house.” I need that room again. Why don’t all you ladies meet up at Ared’s and slide on the pole. LOL

By Staceye

March 25, 2008 4:37 PM | Link to this

SexyleggsAred and I will go out with…we can be your Winggirls! LOL

Foots You got a sista looking to join. Adding Pole dancing to my repetoire which includes Bellydancing for years will be cool. I’m thinking of going back to martial arts…haven’t done that for a long time.

Thanks for the info ARED

By 2CPTG©

March 25, 2008 4:39 PM | Link to this

coulda sworn that post said single, and ain’t dating……so if you’re single and you are dating, then that would exclude you, wouldn’t it Berkeley Girl????

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 4:41 PM | Link to this

2C, can’t answer for all the ladies here, but I take dance class for MYSELF. Perhaps I may dance for a man, but it’s liberating, it keeps my “sexy” game tight, and it feels good to just let your inhibitions fly out the window and strike a sensual pose. It’s for the mind, heart and soul which translates into a grander walk, a notched up self-esteem, and a bright disposition. Yep yep!!!

ARed/Staceye/I know.

Thanks Rell. Must remember rule#1. You crazy!

By Demi

March 25, 2008 4:41 PM | Link to this

Foots LOL

Cemeeli my baad, I promise being be the ‘Darken Cubicle’ for an office rub down.

By 2CPTG©

March 25, 2008 4:41 PM | Link to this

nah, CeeCee….that ain’t me…

By Willie Dynamite

March 25, 2008 4:42 PM | Link to this

Leggs What I got is not for erybody,understand. As for you dating just be yourself and throw out the rules and have some fun. BUT Please remember Rell’s #1. We do play this game to win.

ABC Song just right for you. Love TKO by Teddy.

I’m thinking maybe some of yall need to hit up Amatuer night and really try out your Pole Dancing. just a thought, might be fun.

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 4:43 PM | Link to this

Demi

once this white girl put this sexaul gel on man hood…I turned into a straight b-ish, that mess burned so bad Buddy, I’m sorry to say but where I come from we call that IcyHot or Bengay…lmao@ girl lubing Demi up with IcyHot…LOLOLOL!!!!!

Man! I recall seeing this clip of a dude in a box…but the box had a hole cut out where his You know what went thru…well he had the girl put on latex gloves and squeeze, beat, slap the shizznick out of it. LMAO!!! Who does that.

By IslandGirl

March 25, 2008 4:44 PM | Link to this

Truth you’ve got mail.

By Wise Diva

March 25, 2008 4:45 PM | Link to this

LOL @ Mr. 2…you are not right. For your info, we buy lingerie too, and we all know ya’ll could care less, considering where it ends up. but check it.. sometimes, we like to do things that make US feel sexy, and our men (when/if they arrive) will benefit from that.. it’s win-win, so shut it!

and did you guys read that the drugstores are offering at home paternity tests?! Guess that will be Shutting down a lot of baby daddy businesses! HA HA HA!

By Simp

March 25, 2008 4:45 PM | Link to this

Cemee 2C is not Simp I am…..LOL

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 4:47 PM | Link to this

2CPTG - Oh, so you think folks are stupid. You don’t have to say any names to know which blog women are talking about pole classes. And then here you come with your moronic comment.

Unlike you, I don’t have to be passive agressive and not “name names.” I can call your comment stupid and not have to hide behind “I didn’t name names” bullsh*t. Folks really need to stop acting like punks. Next time name names then and your post can hit the intended target.

Truth - Foots already has the pole in her crib, so we’ll all go to her house.

By Bre'

March 25, 2008 4:47 PM | Link to this

Truth If you don’t have high ceilings there is a pole called the peak-a-boo pole package that should work for you.

By For Real

March 25, 2008 4:49 PM | Link to this

Fellas I don’t know about you but me going to a class to simulate sexual acts for an hour and then come home to an empty house sound frustrating as hellz to me. I don’t believe it would be my self esteem that’s stimulated.

For Real now posting up outside of the pole dancing studio with self help books.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 4:49 PM | Link to this

2CPTG - Your comment was stupid no matter who you were “talking to” you don’t know what their current situation is or isn’t so maybe you shouldn’t worry about what they want to do in their free time. Goodness.

By GaMan

March 25, 2008 4:50 PM | Link to this

Ok all I have gotten my laughs on today…

Remember if you got problems take them to GOD he can fix anything and you can take that to the Bank

See ya’ll later…

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 4:51 PM | Link to this

Yay, I have “winggirls”!

Funny….coulda sworn that post said single, and ain’t dating That’s why I answered.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 4:52 PM | Link to this

Staceye - You’re welcome. I know you’ll be a champ on the pole.

SexyLeggs - The studio is in Midtown, not far from Howell Mill.

By Demi

March 25, 2008 4:52 PM | Link to this

SlimOne believe it or not, it was call fire ice or something…she use it on herself…but she love pain.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 4:53 PM | Link to this

Demi ain’t not rub downs in the Dance cub. <—- I said dance!

2C Cee has already started dancing…and you’re not applyin’ yo self. leave me looking at Demi waiting for a dang rub down.

Hey Foots. LOL i was visualizing you with the HIGHLY mosturized Dove soap. I use it too and i could only imagine you trying to grip the pole. rotfl

By 2CPTG©

March 25, 2008 4:54 PM | Link to this

Gal, you oughta know by now if I was talking to A Red, I woulda said A Red….so da hell you tombout????

You wanna be in the limelight that damn bad?? when has anyone ever known me NOT to say what was on my mind? riddle me that…..da hell I look like making vague comments….shyt, I’m talkin bout yo azz right now, aren’t I…

By Simp

March 25, 2008 4:54 PM | Link to this

ARed Thats the best thing I’ve heard all day. Foots can i come and give pointers? Are you still in Waycross?

By For Real

March 25, 2008 4:54 PM | Link to this

Yall be easy. I’m heading off to my second job at:

For Real pole cleaning and maintainance. Lets see my first stop is Ms. Foots Walker-Jones.

By DasV

March 25, 2008 4:55 PM | Link to this

forREAL im a sista and i ditto your comment on the pole dancin…. truth be tole: its the first step to batting for the other team…. of course its looked as being “free” or a “in the meantime” trist.

By 2CPTG©

March 25, 2008 4:56 PM | Link to this

how about you just not respond to anything I say…..A Red…cause you really irk the shyt outta me, how bout that, ok….

By For Real

March 25, 2008 4:57 PM | Link to this

Bengay on the wang

You ain’t right Slim

I see Demi now, *BLOW ON IT!!! BLOW ON IT!!! NOT THAT HEFFER!!!

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 4:57 PM | Link to this

Fellas I don’t know about you but me going to a class to simulate sexual acts for an hour and then come home to an empty house sound frustrating as hellz to me

LOL For Real, I assume that’s why such classes wouldn’t work for men. It’s really a different type of dance class or workout really. Personally, I’m concentrating so hard on trying to get the spins down that “frustration” doesn’t even enter my mind. But I can tell you I do think I’m a sexy beast when I look at myself in the mirror. I happen to think that anyway, though, so it’s par for the course! LOL

By Wise Diva

March 25, 2008 4:58 PM | Link to this

Have a fantastic evening people..maybe we won’t have the grouches tomorrow.

hugs all around!

Diva out

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 4:58 PM | Link to this

Ared “Foots already has the pole in her crib, so we’ll all go to her house.” Cool, I’m giving you 3 days notice I’m moving out. Foots you got an extra room?

Bre I have real high ceilings. Maybe I should put a pole in here and offer classes. I’ll coach you ladies after we have some drinks. LOL

By Demi

March 25, 2008 4:58 PM | Link to this

Cemeeli I was speaking of that type of rub down, LOL

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 4:59 PM | Link to this

ForReal, you are talking out the side of your mouth..yes, sir you are!

May come home to an empty house, but there’s always the phone to make a booty call if the trembling continues.

Good night everyone!

By Staceye

March 25, 2008 4:59 PM | Link to this

Home DNA Testing…wow! Maury will go off the air!

Demi only the the sensationless sex gel should be used on a dude. Females should not allow any of the flavored

By For Real

March 25, 2008 5:00 PM | Link to this

GaMan The AJC has an article titled Ga. man accused of stalking Tyra Banks

Boy you better stop!

By Demi

March 25, 2008 5:00 PM | Link to this

Cemeeli I was speaking of a different form of rub down…LOL

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 5:00 PM | Link to this

Foots are you an instructor now? If so did you try chair?

By Staceye

March 25, 2008 5:00 PM | Link to this

Home DNA Testing…wow! Maury will go off the air!

Demi only the the sensationless sex gel should be used on a dude. Females should not allow any of the flavored stuff up in woman land

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 5:00 PM | Link to this

2CPTG - How bout you build a bridge and get over it. I certainly don’t care about what irks your ignorant azz. Why don’t you learn to stop making such moronic comments in the first place and make your life easier!

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 5:05 PM | Link to this

Demi stop!…you’ve been to Shooters today. I’m not confused. K.

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 5:05 PM | Link to this

Sorry, but there’s always a grouch on here!

By 2CPTG©

March 25, 2008 5:06 PM | Link to this

how moronic is this: Amazon Red is an attention grabbin trick!

By For Real

March 25, 2008 5:06 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs You ain’t dating nor having sex, so my is planted firmly in front of your breast. I mean my mouth is on your breast.. ummm my mouth… nevermind you know what I’m talking about.

ARed So what do you do when those other ladies are looking at you like you are a drunk female in da club with yo sexy self?

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 5:07 PM | Link to this

Started out w/contracts and ended with a fight after reading the verdict from the judge for not honoring said contract.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 5:10 PM | Link to this

Yall be easy! Keep it light.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 5:12 PM | Link to this

No more mornic than 2CPTG being a pathetic punk.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 5:14 PM | Link to this

For Real - What kind of place do you think the studio is? It’s a dance class. Do guys look at you like that at the gym?

No one is lusting over each other during these classes. You guys have got a WILD imagination! LOL

Good night everyone.

By Foots

March 25, 2008 5:15 PM | Link to this

I go because I’ve always been a very feminine woman. Being sensual reaffirms my femininity. Being active keeps my body healthy. Some don’t understand, but some (usually those who have taken dance) know it’s a great boost to finally be able to do something that you couldn’t do last week because you’ve gained strength. Your body moves more fluidly, your posture improves, your general mindset is better, you make friends and you have something to look forward to every week. We learn that our bodies are beautiful, no matter what shape, size, and no matter if we have someone to share them with or not. They are ours and we learn to love them. Every part of my womanhood is not reserved for a man, and I know that I get as much out of pole work as any man could watching me. And I have guns out of this world, and another skill I can add to the resume. Sounds like a winner to me.