Misadventures in Atlanta

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 8:44 AM | Link to this

Hey all This oughta be interesting now that the blog doors have been opened.

By Lurker

March 25, 2008 8:51 AM | Link to this

While reading yesterday’s blog in the bath last night, this is my conclusion

We simply convey facts that apply to every woman on the planet while you ladies pass along your feelings that only apply to the guys you’ve dated.

Now Truth, we all know this is incorrect. You telling the blog ladies that you and the rest of the men on this blog has met every single woman on this here earth. Yes, the one we’re living on now!!! LOL. Ok, whatever you say.

I’ve learned a valuable lesson today. If you want to eliminate alot of bs marry a chick without kids, or better yet stay single.

I’m going to be the first one to say HA in yo face when you fall mad in love with new booty with baggage. Naw ladies, the line forms behind me. LOL.

Oh yea, good morning to you witcho phine azz. LOL.

By Lady J

March 25, 2008 8:53 AM | Link to this

Morning this is going to be a good one…

By The Melo

March 25, 2008 9:08 AM | Link to this

If you could write up a dating/relationship contract, what sorts of things would you be most interested in protecting? morning all!! I would buy a lock and key and lock access to her puddsy and then have her sign the contract.If the lock is broken or there is evidence of tampering, our deal ends. Have a good day!

By Kym

March 25, 2008 9:11 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All,

I may lurk on this one. I am not feeling this one at all. This woman is so dishearten over her last relationship that she is going to make the next guy sign a contract. Why? What does guy #2 have to do with guy #1. They are two different people. From what we here the guys here say everyday..they are paying for the sins of some other dude. Not only that what if the guy refuses to sign it(which he should) then does that make him a “unworthy” catch? Looks like someone needs to do some serious self assessment before diving in the dating pool again. I will read and see how this plays out.

By Lurker

March 25, 2008 9:13 AM | Link to this

melo i’ll sign it! muah.

By Wise Diva

March 25, 2008 9:19 AM | Link to this

Good morning everyone! Today’s topic is a little tongue-in cheek, in case, you know, anyone is lacking a sense of humor! SO, there should be no need for man/woman bashing today, really…just a little fun!

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 9:19 AM | Link to this

Good morning all. Don’t have much to say initially on this one. I don’t think I’ve been sufficently wounded enough to even think along these lines. No contract needed, when you enter the dating arena, there are assumed risks involved! Dating court? I have closure in all of my past relationships so I don’t need anymore answers or need to rehash old ish.

As for regulated dating, I do wonder if there is a market out there for arranged marriages here in America. They seem to have a high success rate in other countries. I wonder if it could work on a larger scale here.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 9:26 AM | Link to this

Wise so it was okay to laugh as hard as i did?

Morning!

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 9:28 AM | Link to this

Ared “LOL @ Truth and abc. Y’all could be doing the women a favor by staying single too. So thanks! ;-)” Women all over america are rejoicing now. LMAO

Lurker it’s funny that you left off the lol. You know I was joking. Btw, why no invite to the leisurely bath yesterday? Also, I don’t fall in love like that. I know how to walk away from a chick if it doesn’t feel right. Is that new booty nice and round? Dammmmm LOL

On topic: There’s a beautiful word thats called free will. I’m not trying to regulate a chick. You do what you do and I’ll do what I do. Free will. That chick is a loser.

Off topic: Did anyone read that article on “grey divorce?” Seems folks are divorcing later in life too. Reasons: stresses of raising kids, no more love, no connection after the kids are gone. Didn’t we just talk about this yesterday?

Good morning WLB. Smooches to all of y’all.

Today I’m starting the mens “Single and Free” movement. Ok who’s with me? (The Truth now standing on a podium with nobdy in sight. LOL)

By pisces 08

March 25, 2008 9:29 AM | Link to this

Morning All. Contract? Nah, you need therapy. Holla…..

By Here Today Gone Tomorrow

March 25, 2008 9:31 AM | Link to this

If I feel the need to bring someone into court and (he’s not a husband)over a broken relationship then I have some SERIOUS issues. He would probably be right in leaving!

Just breathe and let it go…

By Here Today Gone Tomorrow

March 25, 2008 9:31 AM | Link to this

If I feel the need to bring someone into court and (he’s not a husband)over a broken relationship then I have some SERIOUS issues. He would probably be right in leaving!

Just breathe and let it go…

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 9:33 AM | Link to this

I’m sure on a normal day I’d be all over this topic since its obviously meant to be fun…but not feeling so creative right now..sleepy is more like it.

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 9:35 AM | Link to this

Good morning.

By abc

March 25, 2008 9:38 AM | Link to this

Very humorous. I suppose charges could be filed, civil penalties awarded, perjorative deluxo. Why not just put the poor sucker on parole to begin with, and soon as he steps out of the box you put him in, throw his azz in jail? That’s where the lowlife, no good, triflin’ so ‘n so belongs anyway. Men these days are just no dayum good.

Then again, yall make it sound like it’s already that way, minus the notarized paperwork. Bring on the notary!

By 6'1 & Luvin it (Don Dada)

March 25, 2008 9:41 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Everyone!!!!!!!!! Where’s Breakfast, Let me know if we need some, I am sure I can scrounge up something!

By Here Today Gone Tomorrow

March 25, 2008 9:45 AM | Link to this

As for regulated dating, I do wonder if there is a market out there for arranged marriages here in America. They seem to have a high success rate in other countries. I wonder if it could work on a larger scale here

*Amazon it could not work here for the simple fact that those women in other countries are taught from birth to be submissive. We are taught to be strong, independant, and that we have many options. Arranged marriages at this point in America would just increase the divorce rate.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 9:47 AM | Link to this

abc - You’re posting even more cynical than usual! I think this blog is about to break you. LOL

Funny post. Reminds me of this movie “Love Stinks.” Cracked me up. The girlfriend sued her ex for “palimony.”

By 6'1 & Luvin it (Don Dada)

March 25, 2008 9:48 AM | Link to this

abc I’m a notary, just let me know where I need to stamp!

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 9:54 AM | Link to this

Tomorrow - I think it could work for those who would go into it willingly. To even consider an arranged marriage you’d have to have a different mindset from the get go.

If I could have all the physical attributes I wanted in a guy delivered to me AND know he was marriage minded and committed, maybe I’d consider it. LOL

But anyway, you’re probably right.

By Lisa

March 25, 2008 9:54 AM | Link to this

Hey honesty…what a concept!

By Dee - Rell

March 25, 2008 9:56 AM | Link to this

http://buchanan.org/blog/?p=969

read

By Kym

March 25, 2008 10:03 AM | Link to this

Truth I was just talking about that article. I know a couple divorcing after 30plus years of marriage. Just like the article said they grew apart. In a way I think about some of the people I know who got married because they felt it was just the next step in life will wind up in “gray divorces” I think I would be perfectly happy shacking up.

By Staceye

March 25, 2008 10:04 AM | Link to this

Morning all

abc have I gotten to you? LOL

* I would love to have a legal agreement. That would make people think before they act! Now there are always people that just constant F ups and will always break the law. But if I could sue the pants off a dude for being a dck and trying to run game..OH IT WOULD BE EXCELLENT! I would not care if he was a dog…as long as he paid up for a being a liar and a cheater! LOL This is funny Wise Diva! Where did you come up with it? You know I would add that he remain the same person I met…no representatives allowed!

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 10:05 AM | Link to this

Rell did you comment?

Second, no people anywhere has done more to lift up blacks than white Americans.

I was done right ^there.

By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.

March 25, 2008 10:06 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All

**BREAKFAST: Burnt coffee and stale krispy kremes with half of the frosting licked off.

Oh yeah Truth I have your favorite… Rotten Eggs and Spoiled milk*

But if I were to write one….My heart and Respect…would be the things under contract. He would come to the table knowing and understand he was Blow’s bottom beeyatch. He needs to walk that track til his feet are blistering and sore.

Wow…contract. Nah not me. To be honest…I would like to thank him for teaching me that I deserved better…and that I should never compromise myself and Respect. So he is to be thanked and not prosecuted. It’s all a character building excerise….to test your strength and endurance. Not only that….I now have a strong pimp hand. No more chili pimping!! Lmao!

As my big bro says D-Rell Happiness is a choice…and I choose it. That’s my number one choice…anything else gets left on the wayside and rolled over.

By DasV

March 25, 2008 10:11 AM | Link to this

RELL please dont post that asinine rhetoric website. i am not ready to understand… i am still sitting in wonderment at a 10yr probation sentence or 2yrs jail time for a bank robbery, which is a federal crime…. im wondering where are the feds??!

(i cant even say my usually ‘good morning good ppl’ behind that shyt)

on topic

are you serious? how you gone regulate someones god-given right to decide for themselves? you cant regulate nobody’s truth…. you can bytch about it, fuss at it, scream, holler, cry rivers, moan and weep… but you cannot make anyone give dayum you did any of that.

when you laugh the world laughs with you… when you cry, they all tell you they got something to do back home and the leave, with not so much as a goodbye

(someone got something happy to talk about i am in a pizz-ee mood)

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 10:23 AM | Link to this

The Momania blog should be good today.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 10:24 AM | Link to this

DasV are speaking about the Barbie Bandits?

Yea that is a hot mess too.

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 10:28 AM | Link to this

Das they were’nt convicted of bank robbery but theft by taking. It’s the equivalent charge for a young white girl. If that was sista it would be robbery with the intent of murder and some other add on charges.

All this bs is what happens when a race fails to fight for itself. Equality cannot be legislated. At some point we need to pick up arms and make this country unlivable for everyone, instead of just those in our community. I say we need a civil war. Today I’m starting the “Lets start a civil war movement”. Who’s with me? (*The Truth now standing on a podium with nobdy in sight. LOL)

By Staceye

March 25, 2008 10:28 AM | Link to this

Blow Me you were missing in action yesterday!

Oh you can keep that breakfast girl! I’ll just have a diet water with air pie and nothing casserole. Thanks! A girl’s gotta watch her figure! Those krispy kremes ar ethe devil! LOL

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 10:29 AM | Link to this

DasV, I too am in a pizz-ee mood!!!! I’ll sit in the corner with you.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 10:38 AM | Link to this

It’s only 10:30. Why are folks so salty this morning? LOL

It’s a ghost town in here, time for a topic change?

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 10:39 AM | Link to this

Truth …I was shaking my head.

sa shame

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 10:40 AM | Link to this

Dating Contract:

I, (insert name), being of sound mind, after avowing to be exclusive to you, promise to be true to you and only you. I promise never to lie to get my way or save my behind. I promise to not tell you what I think you want to hear. I promise not to shoplift the puddy when you are overcome with distress. I promise to not gawk at other women over your shoulder while in conversation with you. I promise to call when I say I will. I promise to be on time. I promise to listen with sincere interest and not pretend to care. I promise to remember your birthday, valentine’s day, and the anniversary of our union and endow you accordingly. I promise to not fake amnesia when publicly approached by a woman that I obviously flirted with the last time I was at the sports bar. I promise to not get the telephone numbers of other women knowing that I just might be tempted to call them. I promise to not lead you on when I am not feeling the relationship anymore.

I promise, I promise, I promise.

Should I be in breach of this contract I am fully aware that my punishment will be to engage in a ménage a trois with Sandra Bernhard and Rosie O’Donnell while Pee Wee Herman operates the video camera.

By DasV

March 25, 2008 10:41 AM | Link to this

CEEcee yep! aint it tho??! and i didnt make it to that sentence where they’ve done so much for us….im wondering what rell doing on that site……RELL, why you post that?? informational purposes only?

theTRUTH LOL. you just want be starting something… well, aight. donning lace-up boots, black dickie pants and shirt, a hip holster for water come’on sexyLeggs, you in a bad mood and thats what a good recruiter needs. we gone start with that ex of yours… he crazy enough to help us jumpstart this revolution.

for real tho… i didnt know that was all they was charged with…. theft by taking. so that black brutha is getting the chair, huh??

By Alvin

March 25, 2008 10:42 AM | Link to this

SexyLeggs you know, this weekend I went straight off (many miles’n’moon past being an arsehole) on my son’s mom and bout to have a shoot out with her husband…*all because left out a huge piece of info on li’Demi.

kids would have been without parents, LOL

And she has known me for 7 years and never felt the blunt of my wraith…I was talking to her like a my daddy that I hate.

*But in the even Li’Demi is the one hurting the most.

I am sorry…Alvin is now passing out flowers freshly puck from a near by grave site, to all the single moms.

By BriteEyez

March 25, 2008 10:43 AM | Link to this

Truth You have me on the floor over here! I can picture you standing there all fired up, fist in the air and all I here are crickets!! LOL

You feeling real militant today, huh!

By Dee - Rell

March 25, 2008 10:43 AM | Link to this

@blow….happyness is a choice…more single folks should realize that…you dont have to be unhappy with a buster or lame…you choose to stay and take that crap….sheeeeeet….never me

on topic

i think a contract would be cool…lets see….there should be a contract for going out on dates…like after so many dates..the panties come into play….so contracts need a panty clause…there also needs to be a bad sex clause…like if your sex is wack, you need to pay me back all monies…lol…it should be written into the contract that talks of marriage or a future is saved until the voidable years of the contract….meaning when it is up for renewel we will talk about it then or you can release me to look elsewhere for a new team…..there should be a signing bonus that women pay to men upfront for his time, attention, and direction….plus incentives written in for good dyck, cooking, house cleaning, car maintenance, and feminie product pickup. what do you think of my contract so far…lol

By abc

March 25, 2008 10:44 AM | Link to this

I was being facetious, of course. The reality is that women are quite a bit more unreliable than men, I have more faith and trust in my dog. Bunch of flaky chicks… yall wonder why men seem to never commit to you, but fail to discover the reason is in your mirror.

But then, a man would never entertain anything such as an agreement, legal or not, written or verbal, that would restrict a woman’s activities. All desirable activity is voluntary — not accommodation, not through fear of retribution, not out of obligation, nor to simply keep the peace — just simply voluntary, because one wants to. If you don’t want to, don’t. I’d guarantee he’d prefer you didn’t unless you really wanted to. Likewise, if a man doesn’t do what you want, it’s because he doesn’t want to. Pretty plain and simple.

By Alvin

March 25, 2008 10:46 AM | Link to this

mannnn, I even clowned her mothering skills

I feel like sh1T, Ms.Eyes come carry me…lol

By Question

March 25, 2008 10:48 AM | Link to this

When do you think it’s wise to continue a relationship with someone who cheats? Does it depend on the circumstances? Does it depend on who they cheat with or how it happened?

Do you have a “kick-‘em-to-the-curb” policy in these situations, or is infidelity up for discussion after it occurs?

Is the old adage “once a cheater, always a cheater” accurate? Or have you ever dated someone who is a “reformed cheater” after one mistake?

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 10:49 AM | Link to this

abc - Was your 10:44 facetious too? Cuz if not, you’re proving my 9:47.

Or are you salty today too? LOL

By Dee - Rell

March 25, 2008 10:53 AM | Link to this

@LADYDI…..why was i there…because i am always researching something or reading something..i have no interest in his site other than that post….it was interesting to me…almost like forshadowing for things to come…if man-man..gets the nod…..i mean yea get mad, but you also have to understand how the N**** SH IT is being viewed in the general public…..for me i am p** he had the balls to even post it..but hey he has a right to his opinion…just like rev wright…but they not pulling him to fore front ….

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 10:54 AM | Link to this

Question - You’re bringing up old ish. Go to last weeks blog and read to your heart’s content —-> here

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 10:56 AM | Link to this

I AM SO READY TO KICK SOMEBODY”S ARSE. Alvin, you want me to go over there and beat her up (LOL)!

By Jewel

March 25, 2008 10:57 AM | Link to this

Good morning Everyone!

Relationship Contract Terms & Conditions

Party agrees that by signing this relationship contract, he will abide by each of the terms or otherwise suffer grave consequences.

Cheap Dates: I have the right to leave your broke behind on McDonald’s playground. Found living at home with Momma Nem: Party must cease & desist any further communication with me. This includes email, text, IM, phone calls and thoughts of me in his head. Drive-Bys: Party acknowledges that a retractable barrier strip is in place that recognizes his car two blocks from my home. Lies: All liars will have their portion in the lake of fire. Cheating: Subject to a $10 million fine, imprisonment and strangulation. Property Loss: Breach of this contract will result in property damage, i.e. loss of reproductive organs. Rights of the Signee: None whatsoever.

By Simp

March 25, 2008 11:02 AM | Link to this

Thinking you have a court date. You’ve been charged with bad sex. You think it was the bomb. She says it was the worst. What evidence will be brought forward to support the claim. Is this when your witness is an ex-lover? Probation for three years. No sex at all. How will that go over?

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 11:02 AM | Link to this

Das that’s how it goes. The one bruh got 5 yrs in jail and 5 on prabation while the second dude has yet to be sentenced. If that’s not a muffaga then what is?

Kym I’m with you on the shacking. It seems to be the best option. But now you gotta sign a pre-shacking agreement. This is way to much to think about.

Why is everone in a foul mood? It’s nice outside and going to get warmer.

Why do these religous folks keep coming to my house? The cashier from Wal-Mart isn’t going to be able to save my soul. If there’s a hell they’ve got a bed reserved for me. I’m going to start cussing them out. Quit ringing my dam doorbell.

Are there any english majors in blogsville? I’m preparing a brochure and before I send it to the printers I’d like to have some educated eyes put on it. I should be finished with it this week.

Recommended reading: “Why Should White Guys Have All The Fun” by Reginald Lewis. This cat is a brilliant hustler. He’s a prime example of what can happen when brains, guts, and drive all converge in one person. Harvard grad, successful businessman, the whole nine. It’s old but good.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 11:04 AM | Link to this

Alvin was it that bad? You seem to had gotten really hot about some drama. I didn’t read what happen but i’m now thinking it must have been something.

By Kym

March 25, 2008 11:05 AM | Link to this

Rell Those are not new comments from Pat B. He has been saying that stuff for years. Just like Falwell blamed 911 on the gays.

By DasV

March 25, 2008 11:06 AM | Link to this

i feel you RELL…. i respect your quest for knowledge. and you hit on the reason i continued to read even after i peep’d what it was… cause it is interesting to hear how ‘the others’ look on him… and if he received that position, it aint hard to guesstimate what reaction is gonna be had. its just today i wasnt feelin it. maybe tomorrow. LOL :)

By HappySad

March 25, 2008 11:12 AM | Link to this

my friend asked me to send a myspace email to her boyfriend who has myspace also to see if he’ll bite. should i? he obviously doesn’t know me.

By Dee - Rell

March 25, 2008 11:14 AM | Link to this

@kym..i am not trying to get points…just posting…i never heard him before or read anything by him..so that is why i posted

@truth…i will look for the pdf on that book..thanks for the recommedation…i love to read

@dasv…here is a good question..are blacks the only group that uses social services..that is why i give him the side eye on the post….this is more i hate blacks and the black running for office more so than anything else

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 11:15 AM | Link to this

Jewel ha, folks lossing their reproductive organs for breaking contract. Daaaang!

Lol @ Simp.

Where dem dudes from ‘round the way, at?

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 11:17 AM | Link to this

Why is everone in a foul mood? It’s nice outside and going to get warmer.

Truth - Agreed! I think today’s salty bloggers all have kids. Maybe there’s a correlation. LOL

By SexyCanI

March 25, 2008 11:19 AM | Link to this

Happy

Are you in high school? Really? Hi everyone!

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 11:22 AM | Link to this

NO HappySad. She wants to start some shyt. Let her start it. Sheesh. Let her play her game by herself.

Jewel, I like your contract! My panties are in a bunch today and I’m wearing my vest all day because I might come out the side of my neck with some bs today. Naw, that’s called displaced anger. I’m going back to the corner with DasV (LOL)!

By Kym

March 25, 2008 11:23 AM | Link to this

AmazonR I have a child and I am in a great mood. Just didnt feel this topic.

Rell Do you listen to podcast too?

Truth NO shacking agreements. If you leave oh well..if you stay oh well.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 11:24 AM | Link to this

She’s baaaack…ARed…you counting leaves today. No snacks for you. wth

ooohh…the IT dept. have just accidently shut down the financial files i work in…mo’ time to blog.

By BriteEyez

March 25, 2008 11:26 AM | Link to this

Ared I have a kid and I’m in a great mood!!

I LOVE Spring… as soon as it warms up some more it will be perfect!!

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 11:28 AM | Link to this

I wasn’t talking about all bloggers with kids, I was talking about the ones who admitted they were in a funk today.

But at least the comment pulled some folks out of Lurksville. ;-) Come on folks, I’m bored. LOL

By Staceye

March 25, 2008 11:32 AM | Link to this

Raqi that is a horrible punishment.UGH!

Alvin wwww come here baby…come lay on mami’s shoulder! I said shoulder boy move your heads! LOL

• Agreed! I think today’s salty bloggers all have kids* LMAO!

By Jewel

March 25, 2008 11:33 AM | Link to this

Rell I thought the same thing about his social services rant. Also, that line about Christian salvation…didn’t Massa use their brand of Christianity to justify slavery? Hmmmph. That article gives us a peek at what is really on their minds. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer.

By abc

March 25, 2008 11:33 AM | Link to this

Nah, I’m being cynical, I know. I have lost the faith as far as relationships go, lately. I’ll shut it.

By RunForestRun

March 25, 2008 11:34 AM | Link to this

ARed Talkin’ about someone child is like talkin’ about someone momma.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 11:34 AM | Link to this

Where is everybody?

MO, Page, Raqi, 2C, Blue, QC, Lady, that guy ForReal …others.

…Lurkers come on in and join us today.

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 11:38 AM | Link to this

abc what happened? I thought you were engaged??????

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 11:39 AM | Link to this

Yes, I have a child I want to throw under the bus. Don’t like 13!!!!!

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 11:39 AM | Link to this

Jewel I was gonna sign but the loss of reproductive organs thing sounds painful. I’ll just stay single.

Did anyone read about the mom pimping her 14 yo old daughter? This is getting deeper by the day. She let a 20yo dude stay with them and knock off the little girl. WTF is going on? LOL

Ared those bad azz kids are like a permanent wedgy. To be single and without the responsibilty. LOL

I’ve been thinking that if at some point I want to have kids I’ll pay a chick to have it and take care of it. How much would be a fair sum?

Blow so they approved your early release? I’ve been thinking about you calling me barbaric last week. Ol girl said she’s afraid her dog is going to bite her children and has already bit her, and she’s got a 20 pound dog. I have almost 250 pounds of dog and my dogs have never bit anyone I didn’t tell them to. And i’m barbaric. More than the dogs this is the kind of free hearted shyt that’s ruining our kids, neigborhoods, and world. Rules must be put in place. I’m starting a “Put the right rules in place” movement. Who’s with me? (*The Truth now standing on a podium with nobody in sight.)

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 11:40 AM | Link to this

Forest - I wasn’t talking about anybody’s child. But I am saying it’s way too early in the morning to be in a funk!

But if someone wants to bring it, let’s go! LOL setting off a stink bomb in the room

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 11:45 AM | Link to this

I think i’m in a slightly pizzy mood today too. My biological sent me an email needing my moms phn#. So I tell moms, see if she’s okay with giving him the number, of course he didn’t state what his call was for. I’m thinking maybe it’s something regarding life insurance…he calls her last night and wanted absolutely nothing. Seems as if my sister had sent him some pics of my granny’s 70th bday last weekend and he must’ve seen a pic of moms…Mind you he is married. So he emails me this morning trying to funny i guess saying she told him he could ‘hit it’ anytime he wants. I asked him what his agenda/reasoning was for this new need for communication was. He responds, who are you & why are you emailing me????? asking me questions…is this “spam”?? Okay, then my sister told me to ask him if he had the pictures she sent of her up or were they still in the envelope she sent them in…he again responds, “Sister???? who’s Sister, and how did you otain this address”….

All my pent up feelings about him came back for some reason. He needs to get somewhere and sit down!! WOOSAH!

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 11:47 AM | Link to this

SexyLeggs - What did lil Leggs do this morning to set you off?

Truth - Why even have a kid if you want to pay someone else to have it and take care of it. LOL. You’re a deadbeat before the egg is even fertilized. LOL

If anyone is gonna be salty before brunch is because someone set them off. Doesn’t happen that way if you live alone unless you’re the Grinch. LOL

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 11:48 AM | Link to this

Yall some silly ones. ;).

Staceye…i have a kid, and was laughing at A myself! That lil short person can work my nerves sumtimes!!! My cure; i’d just take a trip to the classroom that same morning he’s work the nerve and, embarrass him while making the whole 3rd grade class laugh…

By Dee - Rell

March 25, 2008 11:48 AM | Link to this

@kym…yes i do, do you…..i dont understand you line of questioning counslor?!?!?

By DasV

March 25, 2008 11:48 AM | Link to this

theTRUTH you need jesus more’n anybody on this blog.LOL open that door and listen for minute. LOL

rell yea. its the same rhetoric we hear in subtle ways every day. but i can appreciate jewel mentioning the truth to keep our enemies closer.

we also all have jobs, dummy.

By Wise Diva

March 25, 2008 11:49 AM | Link to this

sorry to read that you aren’t engaged anymore abc :(

By BriteEyez

March 25, 2008 11:49 AM | Link to this

Truth I’m wit you!!

Fist in the air shouting, ‘Power to the People’ like Dave Chappelle in Undercover Brother

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 11:50 AM | Link to this

WiseD I personally thought this was a fun topic. The funny thing is we all wish at some time or the other that we could hold people to certain promises and statements. Although not realistic it is nice wishing it could be.

By Alvin

March 25, 2008 11:51 AM | Link to this

Naw SexyLeggs she need a mother in her life to help with parenting skill. Her mom is dead, and her aunts’n’them ain’t worth speaking too. I ask her why was Li’Demi looking so far away and didn’t tell me why.

You don’t text a father at 1030pm and not expect my mind not jumping straight to worst case.

Cemeeli it was ALL a big misunderstanding…She straight character assassinated her husband. I am a pretty good judger of a person’s character, even while I was hot, I was like…I am about to take out a good dude, oh well F/K it…let’s do this.

It was like a page straight out of my old lifestyle.

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 11:52 AM | Link to this

To top things off, my button just popped off my suit jacket. Thank goodness I have pre-threaded needles at my desk with the most popular 10 thread colors (LOL).

By abc

March 25, 2008 11:52 AM | Link to this

I am not engaged, since months ago. Don’t ask!

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 11:52 AM | Link to this

SlimOne - What the heck?! His response to you was so out of line. Wow.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 11:52 AM | Link to this

It’s almost noon. Time to bring the blogtender out. I think we need the hard likka today!

By Kym

March 25, 2008 11:57 AM | Link to this

Rell There was no line of questioning. You said you like to read..I was asking if you listen to podcast as well. I am addicted to NPR and listen to Tell Me More..News and Notes..Wait Wait Dont Tell me.

By Simp

March 25, 2008 11:58 AM | Link to this

Slim your pops have spring fever.It is spring. Can someone draw me up a contract and lets go to lunch on a patio on friday. Lunch in advance.

By SexyCanI

March 25, 2008 11:59 AM | Link to this

My contract would simply say to please please please come to me and let me know when I’m slippin’. I don’t read minds!

Lunch today: deli sandwiches with your choice of meats, spreads, etc., variety of chips and tossed salad. See ARed for soda, juices, likka.

BRB.

By Jewel

March 25, 2008 12:02 PM | Link to this

Truth We’ll just replace them with the plastic kind.

SlimOne Is it possible that his wife responded to those emails?

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 12:04 PM | Link to this

Cemeeli - Do you ever show up to lil Cee’s school in a house coat, hair rollers and house shoes talking to yourself? LOL. That would be embarrassing.

abc - Sharing is caring. What happened boo? We can get the MLB to take you to the lunch buffet at the strip club. LOL

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 12:04 PM | Link to this

Alvin, how old was she when her mom passed. Some people are meant to be parents while others are not. For some parenting is a learned behavior and folk like myself, it’s an innate part of my being.

ARed, modern technology is going to have my fist in my child’s mouth, i.e., internet and texting. The fact that I’m hands on is having her trying to do some sneaky, cleaver ways of disguising what she’s doing. I’ve been trying to edumacate this child to let her know she cannot outsmart me. Oh well, the lesson will be learned either the easy way (by paying attention to what I just said) or the hard way = BAM! Down she goes!!!

By Alvin

March 25, 2008 12:07 PM | Link to this

LOL, I thought y’all would have been pickup dude was no later engaged.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 12:08 PM | Link to this

SexyCanl - I only do ‘chick drinks’ and today I think we need the hard stuff! Which blogger keeps that grain alcohol and moonshine? LOL

By Tazzee

March 25, 2008 12:09 PM | Link to this

Dang - the blog is in a funky mood today. Imma go see what I missed while on vacay yesterday…

By 13 Years Old

March 25, 2008 12:09 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs Since she is 13 and being sneaky, you don’t know the half of what she’s doing. Please visit the GYN soon and enroll her in a teen pregnancy class. Good Luck.

By The Truth

March 25, 2008 12:10 PM | Link to this

Progress, my movements are starting to build momentum. I got BriteEyes and am scouring the horizon for more converts.

ABC a friend of a friend handed a chick a dbl digit carat ring and had the big ceremony and everything. They didn’t make it to the end of the month. He found out all kind of stuff about the chick. Marriage isn’t dead but it’s on life support.

Das next time I’m going to open my door and let my dogs go.

Ared how can I be deadbeat if i’m sending loot. I’ll pick the child up once a month. LOL

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 12:11 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs - Get her girl! LOL. I’m going to get you a nanny cam and a tracking device. You’ll be on her arse before she can even blink. As long as you sell me the rights to a potential reality show I can develop. LOL

By Alvin

March 25, 2008 12:11 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs 22, her a$$ when straight wild, I left her along and just say A friend, no cut buddy no nothing.

By SlimOne

March 25, 2008 12:12 PM | Link to this

Ared I told him I didn’t think it was funny. He said he didn’t mean any harm by it. But I feel like at this age if i ask a question, he should give me a straight up answer right? He wanna call my moms but don’t call my sister or myself. I’m still waiting on that “talk” he said we need to have to clear up some of the misconceptions on his past behavior from way back when…he had read an essay I wrote a while back about him…I couldn’t even believe I wrote that and turned it in. But i guess it was painful for him to have read my POV….anyway…I’m breathing again.

Jewel nope, the emails were from his work address. My sister said she might’ve been the one to put our phot album of us behind the couch tho. LOL! wait…that isn’t funny.

Simp You call it spring fever huh? I call it reminincing on what you had. Not to brag but moms is what my guy friends deem a MILF. lol!

Anyway, life goes on…I’ll just go to my trunk, open up the cooler and take of swig and relax.

By Cemeeli

March 25, 2008 12:15 PM | Link to this

Alvin WOW bruh…yea all that is way to much when seems she had you thinking one way about dude and really it’s not so. wooo…

ARed House coat and roller in hair talking over my shoulder…not yet girlie…good idea, imma try that when he’s about middle/high school. Straight Bi-Polar on him! LOL!

abc sorry dude.

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 12:15 PM | Link to this

Truth - You know children will need more than loot and your monthly visit! But since it’s you maybe the less interaction you have with it, the better. You know you’re gonna have all girls right? LOL

Alvin - I guess I should have picked up on it. His posts have been lacking the flowers and butterflies for a minute now. LOL

By Demi

March 25, 2008 12:16 PM | Link to this

WTF

now calling Slim’s mom

By AmazonRed

March 25, 2008 12:19 PM | Link to this

SlimOne - Ugh. Your dad put you in an awkward position. He doesn’t call you and sis, but he will call you for your mom’s number. All bad. I hope a heart to heart does you good, but I really hope that you don’t end up disappointed again.

I don’t understand how parents can act that way without the guilt of their shady behavior eating them up inside.

So…what you sipping on in that truck?

By Jewel

March 25, 2008 12:21 PM | Link to this

Okay SexyLeggs I’m reading your post and was about to look up ‘edumacate’…had to read that word twice! LOL! She is doing what a 13 yr old in puberty does…challenge your authority while testing her own. Do not take it personally. When my now 22 yr old daughter went through that phase, I told her that at least one of us will survive…and it WILL be me! LOL! Granted, raising a child now is more daunting than it was just 10 years ago. I commend parents today who manage to raise well-adjusted children.

By SexyCanI

March 25, 2008 12:23 PM | Link to this

Truth I believe that is what’ll change your attitude towards marriage/kids. A baby girl. All together now, Awwwwwww. LOL.

By Dee - Rell

March 25, 2008 12:23 PM | Link to this

@slim…..sheeeeeeet you not bad either…hell on looks alone you are a 9……throw in that looney tunes persona…and what do we have…..ya already know

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 12:23 PM | Link to this

I don’t care how old I get my father will always be my father. There is a certain amount of respect that is to be maintained. No matter how he may have treated me or my mother, (I have a great father), I owe him respect.

Ain’t no way I will be talking to my dad like he is my equal. If he and my mother (May she R.I.P.) had a bad relationship and he called for her number, I would politely tell him that I will let her know that he wants to get in touch with her. If she wants to talk to him then she will tell me it is okay to give it. What they would talk about is none of my concern. That would be between them.

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 12:24 PM | Link to this

13, her teen pregnancy class is right here in my hands. She’s a good kid, she’s being a typical teenager. Thanks, but I got this!

Blogtender, please fix me a dbl shot of Hen w/a Budweiser on the side. Thanks.

By Raqi

March 25, 2008 12:28 PM | Link to this

There is a way to respectfully tell your parents that you don’t like something or you don’t agree with something they are doing or have done.

I tell my father when I feel he is about to do something that I think is a bad way to go. Sometimes he tells me to stay out of his business and sometimes he listens. I will stand firm on what I tell him but I will never disrespect him in any way. No matter what.

By Simp

March 25, 2008 12:29 PM | Link to this

Slim pass that bottle around. What is the best place to go for drinks?

By Demi

March 25, 2008 12:31 PM | Link to this

Cemeeli Now I have looooong battle ahead…She now thinks I am a evil monster, hell bend on harming li’Demi.

The important thing, she now knows I have a breaking point…it just take a lot for me to get there.

Off to lunch.!!

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 12:32 PM | Link to this

Jewel, you are funny about to look up that word. Thanks for the laugh. I know she’s being a typical teenager, but I still want to pop her! She got her progress report yesterday. I forgot to say something to her about before heading downstairs. While at the foot of the stairs I called her. Her response made the hairs on my neck stand up. It was a simple “yes”, but it sound like “What are you bothering me for now.” UGGH! Still an “A” student!

OK, back to MIA. Remember, this is no MOMania…

By BriteEyez

March 25, 2008 12:32 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs My daughter is 14 and also at one time thought she could get one over on the master! I have told her time and time again that there’s nothing new under the sun, everything she can ever think of I’ve already thought of or done.

It’s so funny when I catch her trying to get away with something and I call her on it, she looks at me like she thinks I’m some kind of witch or psychic! LOL I’ve even overheard her talking to her little friends. From her side of the conversation it will sound like they are trying to tell her ways they use to get away with things. She always responds, “that might work with your mom but it won’t with mine!”

By SexyLeggs

March 25, 2008 12:35 PM | Link to this

Truth, need to send you a funny email about a dog, a pit bull.

By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.

March 25, 2008 12:36 PM | Link to this

Truth I see you are listening to me. 3 doggie snacks for you…lol..Yes you are barbaric…for a number of reasons. You stink! and you grovel like a bear on here and you are a grouchy ole meanie. You also have an animalistic way of thinking. Stop being so cold when there is the creamy soft sweet filling inside of you. You are just scared of being taken advantage of and not being respected. So you come off so harsh to protect who you really are. Truth your cover is blown buddy. Come out from under the sheets.

Also why do you have such a barbaric training for Poodle’s and maltese’s? lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

But I must agree with you…Ppl dont want to hold up to morals. Ppl would rather do what they want to do..without reprucussions. PPl want to stray away from what has been PROVEN to work. When rules/restrictions are meant to help you and strengthen you in some cases. Everyone wants to come up with their own creative way when it’s tearing our moral fabric right at the seams