Misadventures in Atlanta

By BigWords

March 18, 2008 8:13 AM | Link to this

Many have touched on this in great deal already Raqi, SexyL, Beautiful. There’s nothing like waking up next to a man you love and having someone to look forward to coming home.

By Dan

March 18, 2008 8:24 AM | Link to this

I can’t say that I don’t have anyone to come take care of me, but in a very real way, I usually consider what that would mean outside of that period of time.

Does it mean I care enough to do the same for you? Does it mean I care enough for/about you to ask?

Once the cold passes, once the fever breaks, these are questions that will have to be answered….and I’d rather have to crawl to get my own tea, rather than have those conversations. My 0.02, one.

By Kym

March 18, 2008 8:51 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All,

Three things: Rain Storms. I love rain and water and to me there is nothing better than lying still listening to the rain with the one I love.

Heartbeat. I love listening to my loves heartbeat. The sound is extremely soothing.

Smell. There is something about the smell of a man. Not body spray or cologne. But that primal male smell. Each man smells differently and right now there is just one man who’s smell I miss.

By BigWords

March 18, 2008 9:00 AM | Link to this

Pete’s scent had a sweet smell. When he left my bed, I would drown myself in the pillows and blankets. They smelled like him for almost a week.

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 9:04 AM | Link to this

Morning all. Bella, that “fiercely independent” tag is one often bestowed on Sagittarians. I’m the same way.

As for the topic, when I’m sick, I wish my MOM could take care of me. Coming up, she was a stay at home mom, so she had time to put in effort. I always eat a little candy when I’m sick, because she’d go to the store to get me a little treat.

Guys are usually big babies. While they try, you usually get frustrated with them because they don’t know where things are or made the Theraflu too strong. Sometimes they give you double the work when you’re sick! And often times still want some nookie. LOL

By the way, I absolutely love Gilmore Girls.

By Rell - I Stay Woke

March 18, 2008 9:11 AM | Link to this

i can smell when a women is aroused….i picked up smelling after boot camp for some reason..i smell alot of things…i just keep my mouth closed on them…..

off topic - all the members of danity kane can get it…lol

bycthassness is down 15percent..horrah

why/how can obama be the head liner on the race issue….ummm black folks are not racist…that was a learn behavior…if anyone needs to headline that debate..is someone white..folks the rules are about to change…..we cant win

black magic was a very nice docu on ESPN…if you have not seen it…deep stuff

erykah’s new joint is classic..give it a good listen

yea i am just ranting..dont mind me

By Binford2K8

March 18, 2008 9:19 AM | Link to this

While they try, you usually get frustrated with them because they don’t know where things are or made the Theraflu too strong. Sometimes they give you double the work when you’re sick!

ARed sadly, this is applicable more than a couple of women I have dated.

Staceye I was taking a few days of blog sicktime - but I’m back.

By The Truth

March 18, 2008 9:22 AM | Link to this

Kym if you want to smell that primal smell of man, come over to my house. My dam water isn’t running. My neighbor called me at 7 to ask if it was running and it was then but not now. By 3 I’ll be smelling liking a viking.

On topic: I haven’t had as much as a cold in over 5 years. I’m more likey to hurt myself than get sick. However, if one of you ladies needs practice I’ll play sick while you take care of me. I can email you a list of demands/requests.

I am a good caretaker tho. For colds I do sherbert ice cream and seven up (my moms recipe for anyting that ailed you) and then hot tea with lemon and a little crown royal. I also give great massages.

Words I’m going over to your house to shower. I promise not to try on your undies.

By THE MELO

March 18, 2008 9:27 AM | Link to this

I’m alive, but they got me on lock!!! Miss yu guys and see u soon.Thanks…..DSV!I hope Beautiful comes back or at least says Adios to me.No back biting plz!!

By abc

March 18, 2008 9:41 AM | Link to this

When I get sick, I would prefer to be left alone. I don’t want to be waited upon whether well or ill, frankly. It makes me uncomfortable.

When she’s sick, I’ll lavish attention, and she likes it just fine I suppose. I sure hope she doesn’t consider it a ‘benefit of being in a relationship’ though. That is not the spirit with which I render such service.

By Foots

March 18, 2008 9:41 AM | Link to this

dove I saw your comment from yesterday a little too late. But yes, a few gray hairs was the kicker. That’s him. It’s a shame. Keith must be posted up in Cumberland every Saturday.

By BriteEyez

March 18, 2008 9:43 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All

My ex husband was an excellent caregiver. I can recall him taking great care of me when I was sick, almost as well as my mother would! LOL

What are the other unsung benefits of being in a long-term relationship with someone?

My ex fiance’ was excellent at taking care of everything around my house in terms of painting, power washing the house when needed, changing light bulbs, installing all my ceiling fans etc. Don’t even get me started on my car, it was maintained impeccably when we were together! Now, that we are no longer together I can appreciate even more the things he did for me now that he’s gone. sigh If only that were enough to make a relationship last!

By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.

March 18, 2008 9:47 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All

Actually I do get a lil salty when the first of the month comes…I wish I had a mate then…so we can split the RENT down the middle. lmaoooooooooooooooooo!! I need that second income…..That would be such a beautiful thing.

Rell What the heck are you talkin about? You got the stats on bycthassness? lmao!

By SlimOne

March 18, 2008 9:51 AM | Link to this

I’ve only experienced the sick deal with my one ex. He was really good at being there to bring me anything I needed from making tea, to rubbing me down with rubbing alcohol trying break a fever, to just being there rubbing my aching body while i slept. I returned the favor when he was sick but Dayum yall men know you can milk the ‘sick act’ for all the attention you can squeeze outta us.

By SexyLeggs

March 18, 2008 9:52 AM | Link to this

Good morning everyone. Must admit this past Sunday I wished I had a SO waiting at home for me. I was on my feet from 8:00 am until I got back home at 6:15. My feet were killing me and as I took off my shoes I truly, truly wished I had someone there to give me a foot massage. That was all I wanted Sunday. So, I massaged my own feet. I’ve never had a foot massage (I know, earth shattering)!

By Raqi

March 18, 2008 9:53 AM | Link to this

I have only had three times in my life (outside of childbirth) that I had to really have someone take care of me. Being a single mother all of my adult days I have been the one to care for the sick, the incapable, the ones in need. So for me to be the one on the receiving end I had to be dying. Or at least felt like I was dying.

With that being said, I greatly appreciate the ones that were there for me. The one that so graciously completed my “Honey-Do” list. The one who did my laundry for me so my boys could have clean underwear, LOL. The one who held my cup while I sipped chicken broth or honey lemon tea. The one who wrapped himself around my cold clammy body to keep me warm.

It’s nice being the one cared for every now and then, rather than being the constant care giver.

I fancy having a lazy day partner. Those days when you just lounge around the house. Particularly during the colder months of the year. And when it’s cold and raining…Well, color me happy because I am in my heaven. You can.t beat lying on the couch, with the fireplace roaring and the sound of the rain beating against the window… Can we pleeeaaase get just one more of those days before Spring time break through???

By Staceye

March 18, 2008 9:54 AM | Link to this

abc When I get sick, I would prefer to be left alone. I don’t want to be waited upon whether well or ill, frankly. It makes me uncomfortable I agree with you 100%. Now it’s funny..I love to take care of others when they are sick. I have always love to help others. But when it comes to me…I’m fiercly independent…as ARED stated of us fellows Sags!

Binford sick time? You must have saw me looking for you yesterday! You weren’t in Savannah biting me on my booty were you? LOL You shure your “sickness” wasn’t a hangover!

Kym There is something about the smell of a man. Not body spray or cologne. But that primal male smell that are his phermones that you smell and they turn you on.

By Dan

March 18, 2008 10:01 AM | Link to this

The case of the two extremes:

I once rode a bus and a train to get to a car and drive the length of 285 to make my girl some soup while she was sick.

My homeboy called earl in the parking lot of a concert, his old lady walked right past, him and us, and said “y’all brought y’all take care of him…”

So, the measure of how much one will sacrifice to take care of a “loved one” depends on one’s committment, I guess.

But I try a do the little things when in a relationship, make sure her gas and oil are straight I don’t clean cars, I love to cook so that was never an issue, and if you’re sick while wearing a mask I will care for you as much as you need me too (I’m even good for the midday lunch run home to make sure you’re okay….traffic be damned, my baby sick).

By SlimOne

March 18, 2008 10:04 AM | Link to this

Stace that are his phermones that you smell and they turn you on. Have you ever met someone that was attractive but when you got a little closer to him, his pheremones turned you off…not meaning mustiness or not bathing..but his actual personal scent turned you off??? I have and it wasn’t fun at all. I mean, how do you tell someone their scent repulses you. I think my sense of smell is so keen…it’s both a curse and blessing. Folks that drown in their cologne/perfume give me major headaches.

I’ve also been around a dude who pheremones had drug inducing effects. It didn’t hurt that he was also sexy as h3ll…Slim now thumbing through phonebook

By kinderbabe

March 18, 2008 10:04 AM | Link to this

good morning all.:) kym you hit them all for me, heartbeat, rain, smell…those are all of my favorite things.

By BigWords

March 18, 2008 10:05 AM | Link to this

wearing a mask is not cool. :(

By Raqi

March 18, 2008 10:06 AM | Link to this

Kym That Smell…that pure and natural smell??? Giiirrrll what you talkin’ about?!?! MmMmMm!!! On that note I will admit to sniffing his t-shirt that he removed over in the night and got tangled in the sheets, when I am making the bed. Girl you don’t know nothing bout that. LOL

By Jazzyone

March 18, 2008 10:06 AM | Link to this

Dan your stock is going up

By Blue_Kolla

March 18, 2008 10:06 AM | Link to this

Morning Blog…

Red that “fiercely independent” tag is one often bestowed on Sagittarians. I’m the same way.

Since you’re playing our song, I’ll go’ead and beat the drum. I got it slim… Naah I’m cool…

A few years back, I was broken up from a bike wreck, and while this slim was playing the role of “Helpful Nurse” she’d often make the pain worse. I’d had to tell her that while it would take a second, I could and needed to get up on my own.

Then as Dan alluded to earlier, when I was well, there was this pressure that she was applying that said that I owed her a commitment because she was there to see about me. So no thanks, …I’d rather have to crawl to get my own tea.

By IslandGirl

March 18, 2008 10:07 AM | Link to this

Good Morning folks Rell….thanks for an early laugh

Truth Sorry to hear about your water situation. As I was saying on yesterday, my dog is so adorable, but he has a bad attitude. He is almost 4 and needs some work. Let me know about your services.

On Topic…I like knowing my partner is caring and loving when I’m not feeling well. I’m naturally a caregiver, so it feels so good one some is willing to give back the same attention. Like getting a massage when my back aches….like it is now.

I miss early morning love making. Besides thanking God for another day of life, I really enjoy being loved first thing in the morning. Better than a hot cup of coffee.

By BigWords

March 18, 2008 10:11 AM | Link to this

Slimone

After awhile, both of your smells will mesh together. Brian had a bad scent. He left it everywhere. I had to wash his bath towels everyday. But months later, they were gone.

The Truth

Make sure you choose the eatable ones. Then I’ll take it from there.

By Jazzyone

March 18, 2008 10:14 AM | Link to this

In a relationship its a friend fisrt so yeah I do the time and help when necessary, get you what you need run your errands and Im gone call me if you need me..Hovering is not my style but I’ll be there to help…

Dont’ rely on others at all. I rarely get sick but when I do I deal with it and move on the best I can..just who I am. Although my ex is my very best friend he has come to my aid 1 time when I was sick since I reside in this state alone he offerred I didn’t ask and I thought that was nice of him. To have that security is cool but very rarely call on him to help me when ill..only once in the 3 1’2 4 years i’ve known him

By Raqi

March 18, 2008 10:16 AM | Link to this

And to add to that mannish aroma…the feel of those stubbly whiskers lightly brushing against the back of your neck or against your cheek or on your lower back or your inner…Imma stop right there. This is a family program. LOL

By BriteEyez

March 18, 2008 10:19 AM | Link to this

Island Girl I miss early morning love making. Besides thanking God for another day of life, I really enjoy being loved first thing in the morning. Better than a hot cup of coffee. ^5 to that! That is my absolute favorite way to start the day!

By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.

March 18, 2008 10:20 AM | Link to this

Truth What’s the big damn deal…You are so use to smelling like a GARBAGE can….I don’t see the big damn deal! I am going to start calling OSCAR!! That name is so fitting for you! lmao!!

By Dan

March 18, 2008 10:20 AM | Link to this

My issue, Big Words, is to not pass the same virus, cold, etc. back and forth.

So yes, while I rub your feet, cool you down with alcohol, bring/make the soup or tea…I will be wearing a mask.

(Disclaimer: These are girlfriend benefits, random women get phone calls and maybe a drop by.)

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 10:21 AM | Link to this

I miss early morning love making. Besides thanking God for another day of life, I really enjoy being loved first thing in the morning. Better than a hot cup of coffee.

Island Girl, I’m so with you on this. And I don’t even like coffee. If y’all are going to go down this road today, I’m gonna have to get back to work. LOL

SlimOne - I dated a guy who I couldn’t kiss. His breath wasn’t bad, but something was up with his spit. It was just…not good. I’ll spare you details. He was 6’10” and handsome as hell. But I couldn’t kiss him. We dated for a entire year and I never gave him any because if the kissing part wasn’t working for me, sex wouldn’t either.

Not exactly what you were talking about, but that’s the closest example I got. LOL

By Dan

March 18, 2008 10:22 AM | Link to this

Oh, @ IG

That may well have been the sexiest thing I’ve heard a woman say in a while….

Nothing like walking in to work late with a smile on your face…and nobody ever asks why….

By QC

March 18, 2008 10:24 AM | Link to this

Morning Bloggers

I hope you all have a great day!

Smooches BK ;)

By SlimOne

March 18, 2008 10:25 AM | Link to this

I think you find out who really cares about you on the nights when you drank too dayum much. I tell ya, taking care of a drunk, obnoxious, puking friend/SO is one of the hardest things to do. Anybody have any drunk stories where your SO had to step in and take care of ya?

I was out with one of my best friends. We met up at the spot. I had one too many cups of Grey Goose, only had a taco to eat that day…boy oh boy!…Ended up slobbing some chick down in the club..time to leave and I’m calling Earl in the parking lot. At the time, i wasn’t talking to my ex but my friend knew i couldn’t drive home and we lived on opposites sides of town. (Jonesboro & Gwinette). So while I’m professing my ability to drive she calls him up…it’s about 4 a.m. Surprisingly he gets up & doesn’t hesitate to come get me. I’m talking so much shyt in the car about how i don’t need no help…how i tongue this girl down (1st time so i guess it was exciting to me). He took me home..memory blurry here…woke up with my pj’s on and no panties, a MAJOR headache, with a trashcan full of…vomit at my bedside. He later told me how i was so drunk and when he was trying to put my pajamas on, he took my shirt off and sat there like a little girl, looked down and said…”my itties are ouuuutt” LOL! Then (insert sloppy drunk lovin here) lol

By SexyLeggs

March 18, 2008 10:27 AM | Link to this

*Kym, the rain, the rain, the rain! Not that you ask, but one of my fantasies is to make love in the pouring rain. Much like the scene in 9 1/2 weeks.

Bella, hope you feel better real soon.

By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)

March 18, 2008 10:29 AM | Link to this

Good morning everyone! I too am feeling kind of icky. I would attribute it to maybe my sinuses are draining but I am cold. Can u get a cold right after having the flu. If that is possible, it ain’t fair But it might be a cold because I rode my bike both saturday and sunday and I hopped on it right after getting out of the shower. Times like this make me miss Black because he knows exactly what to do and he babies the hell out of me. When we first started dating I fell off of my bike and flucked up my hip. He was there every step of the way. Ahhh I miss Black but I got to stay strong people. I got to.

By BigWords

March 18, 2008 10:30 AM | Link to this

Dan

Just picturing you with a mask. Not something I would want to see, but I’ll be happy that you’re there with me.

Foots

I bet Keith has been in the news. I have this bad feeling that he has hurt someone before. scary

By BigWords

March 18, 2008 10:35 AM | Link to this

how i tongue this girl down (1st time so i guess it was exciting to me).

Where’s 6’1?

By Dan

March 18, 2008 10:35 AM | Link to this

Being too large of a man for my lady to be trying to carry me, Slims story reminded me:

Me and the homies had gone to a house party, I got twisted, and was trying to leave. My right hand dude took my keys and drove me to my SO’s house…she came to the door (like 2:30am), and they put me in the house…

Woke up the next morning (the D doesn’t call earl), buck nekked, sweating like swine, next to my gal.

While I won’t go into what happened that night… How about it was 5 hours before I got my car back…the homie went back to the party, picked up a skeoh, and was in Gwinnett county eating eggs when I called him.

By Kym

March 18, 2008 10:37 AM | Link to this

Raqi-whiskers and hard chest..do it for me..that and a kiss on my forehead.(Who knew the forehead could be a erotic zone.)

By SlimOne

March 18, 2008 10:39 AM | Link to this

ARed I dated a guy who I couldn’t kiss. His breath wasn’t bad, but something was up with his spit. It was just…not good.

Why did i just picture you dressed up like Flavor Flav telling Ole boy…”I don’t know what’s up wit yo mouff..but it smell like you gotta bad tooth or something. I can’t get close to you till you check that”

Did anybody see that last night…that was SOOO funny!!! He didn’t have to call her out like that in front of errybody tho

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 10:41 AM | Link to this

SlimOne - Did you just state you got drunk and made out with a girl at the club? LMAO!

I so didn’t take you as one of the Girls Gone Wild types. LOL

By IslandGirl

March 18, 2008 10:45 AM | Link to this

Dan…u sound like a very caring person.

Slim

The worst part about a drunk is the smell of the alcohol on their breath. The most I’ve had to do for a friend that drank too much was to make sure she got home safely. If you’re a friend of mine and out there drinking yourself silly-then I know I’m hanging with the wrong crowd. That is just not a good look.

I got drunk once in my life (first year in college) and never will I consider doing that again. Hangovers are for the birds. As a matter of fact, I flew back into Atlanta while the storms were going on this weekend and I got so sick on the plane (turbulence). That ish took me back to the night I got drunk in college. I stomach was messed up all weekend.

By Dan

March 18, 2008 10:48 AM | Link to this

To the blogtender:

5 shots quervo to Slim, Long Island back!!!

Stat!!

By SlimOne

March 18, 2008 10:51 AM | Link to this

Ared Not really girls gone wild but more of Girl Got Flucked Up…I don’t really recall too much of that night but I do remember her backing that thang up…oops i meant dancing with me and i just stood there focusing on her red g-string and tramp stamp to keep my balance. LMAO! My friend said when we left I was like, lets go to Waffle House so i can eat to soak up some of this licka. So she drives us to WH..we get to the parking lot and i refused to get out cuz I said I didn’t have my jacket and it would be too dayum cold in there. I was like, go ahead I’ll stay in the car and sleep. She was like Bytch! YOU said you wanted to eat not me. Then i proceeded to open the car door and puke some more, till help arrived.

I vowed that night not to EVER get that fugged up again….then let me tell you bout the next time…. LOL!

By GaMan

March 18, 2008 10:53 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All

said while popping in see everyone…GaMan looks around to see who is here and what are we talking about

By Blue_Kolla

March 18, 2008 10:54 AM | Link to this

Queen Morning slim ;)

Red We dated for a entire year and I never gave him any because if the kissing part wasn’t working for me, sex wouldn’t either.

LMAO I don’t know if I’m laughing b/c this sounds like a bunch of bs or b/c I know that you’re gonna get it. Here’s a vest. :D

By SexyLeggs

March 18, 2008 10:56 AM | Link to this

Drunk doesn’t look good on me. I’m too outspoken as it is. Liquid courage only gets me in trouble.

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 10:57 AM | Link to this

SlimOne - LMAO @ you focusing on the red g-string and tramp stamp. Girl, I’m glad came thru all that okay.

Just one question though…you said it was your first time kissing a girl…have there been others since then?

Oh, and to your other post, I stopped watching Flavor of Love a while ago. He and his show are a disgrace!

By Binford2K8

March 18, 2008 10:59 AM | Link to this

Staceye You’ll just never know, will you?

By Dan

March 18, 2008 10:59 AM | Link to this

@IG

thanks

And while I understand what you’re saying about getting too it like that….every once in a while…homecoming, birthday, special occasion…you just got to get to it. While I do drink, I think the people that drink constantly getting right next to buzzed and then stop have it worse than on those rare occasions that I leave the house knowing I’ma need a designated driver…

By SlimOne

March 18, 2008 10:59 AM | Link to this

IG Yeah, if you’re my age still getting that tore up, then there might be a problem. I don’t want to have to babysit you ever time we go out. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to realize your recovery time gets longer. Back in school where we would probably drink all kind of crap, get messed up then do it all over the next day are long gone. It seems to take a few days to actually get back on track now.

By Catlady

March 18, 2008 11:01 AM | Link to this

Red

Ok. Lookahere. How you date someone for a year and not try to put your tongue down his throat? Stop posting like you’re a damn virgin!

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 11:01 AM | Link to this

B_K - Either way, so be it. The truth is still the truth even if you don’t want to believe it. shrugs shoulders

By SeanJohnson3000

March 18, 2008 11:02 AM | Link to this

@ Blue…thats a bunch of BS…365 days and you dont get a kiss or even smell that cat..she coulda atleast said ….it happened back in middle school..

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 11:06 AM | Link to this

As for the drunk chronicles, I’ve only gotten p** drunk twice in my life. Both times with a guy I was seeing at the time (so he could take care of me several ways in that state). LOL.

The first was my freshman year in college and I thought I could out drink my boyfriend. 8 shots of tequila. I should be dead. LOL. I didn’t even earl, but the alky sloshed around in my stomach all day the next day.

The second was my 25th birthday after 5 apple martinis. My boo got the keys and the rest of the night is real hazy. LOL. I didn’t earl after that stint either.

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 11:11 AM | Link to this

SJ3000 - I love how y’all jump to conclusions instead of just asking if you want to know more or if something is unclear. Sure I could put every detail out there but then ever post would be even longer than they are now.

We still kissed, felt each other up, rounded bases and all that. We did not ever have sex though. He could definitely feel me holding back with the intimacy stuff and that’s one of the reasons why we went our seperate ways.

By OverdisBiatch

March 18, 2008 11:13 AM | Link to this

When are you all going to figure out she does this to get the subject back on her when it sways away. Everyone should just roll by her posts as many of us do now or don’t respond and one day she might go away. AMRED

By Bre

March 18, 2008 11:16 AM | Link to this

BK Hey there….

By The Truth

March 18, 2008 11:23 AM | Link to this

Ared 1 year. That’s not dating. That’s some idiot funding your social schedule. I can’t believe dudes still go for that kind of shyt. WOW

Blow my water is running again so our appointment is still on. I’ve sharpened the shears to shave that afro off your back. This time I gotta put a muzzle on you. I’m scared of those sharp azz teeth.

Words I only handle the edibles when there on you. Btw, your bed is real comfy and I ACCIDENTLY spilled some lotion on your sheets.

Footsy no kidding that Keith charachter is a nut case. A dude running that kind of game has some real issues. On the flip side, fellas, can you imagine the numbers you could generate by taking an approach like that? LMAO Ol boy must have slayed some serious azz.

By Staceye

March 18, 2008 11:26 AM | Link to this

Slim I think dating athletes all my life has dulled my senses. I have hug them right after a game and get turned on! So I must be kind of freak! LOL I kept my ex’s basketball t-shirt and it had his scent for the longest time. It was musk..it was just his natural scent. So when he went back to college I would wear it around the crib and sniff it to feel close to him.

Um you better know that since you kissed the girl…6’1 is coming for ya! LOL You are way samller than her so sorry…but my money is on 6’1! LOL You will be like the new booty in a female jail! LMAO But dude must have really loved you! I have taken care of a drunken ex….it was funny to me when he woke up the next day. He wole up like teh dude in the commercial, “this isn’t my house” and he jumped up and ran smack into my wall! LMAO

I got drunk for the first time last year in Mexico. It was there I learned Tequila is not my friend. I still have the picture of the lil Mexican dudes posed around me and one biting me on the hooter! LOL Why is someone always biting me? I guess I should stop flicking people off and telling to to bite me huh? But anyway…I am suprised I did not fall into the ocean while walking back to the ship. The dock long and had NO rails. I kept saying to myself, don’t cross the yellow line. I then walked up 7 flights of stairs to get to my cabin since I hate waitin for elevators…being the impatient azz that I am. That night my girl and I where fighting for the bathroom and paying homage to the Porcelain God and releasing hues of pink because we both decided to down as much pepto bismo to cure the bubble guts! LMAO have I grossed you out enough?

**

By Catlady

March 18, 2008 11:26 AM | Link to this

OverdisBiatch
I’m wondering who you are! It’s killin’ a sista. LMAO.

By Rell - I Stay Woke

March 18, 2008 11:27 AM | Link to this

@slim..i have a database of drunk stories

drunk story….Oct 15 1993….my bday

during a company cookout in the marines…we had a dude that would never put in on the drank…so at the PX i cop me a gallon of that eazy jesus(E & j) and walk out….dude is still in the store…so i take the time to pour half the bottle in my thermos….so on the way to the beach i drank most of it mixed with a lil coke…at the beach i started to feel sick so i went to an outdoor bar and feel asleep….and that all i remember….here is what i was told..upon waking up i start getting crazy with folks…i walk into the middle of the company volleyball game intercept the ball out of the air and punt the s** into the ocean….the staff sergent demands that i go get…i told him fu ck you i am not swimming anywhere…with him yelling behind me i go and grab some chicken so he comes up and knocks my bbq chicken into the sand…i sit down in the sand and proceed to eat my chicken out of the sand…after they pull him away they inform my friends to take me to the barracks….on the way out there are some wm sitting at a table…i jump up on the table and start strip dancing for them…i get pulled down with my boxers on and one song..the wrap the handles of a plastic bag around my ears and shuttle me home….i woke up sitting indian style on my bed with a plastic bag on my ears with puke all on me and my rack…..and it gets worse after that…but that is just one of my many misadventures…lol

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 11:29 AM | Link to this

Overdisbiatch = Jazzyone. She’s gone undercover now. LOL

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 11:30 AM | Link to this

So I must be kind of freak!

Staceye, we already knew that!

By SeanJohnson3000

March 18, 2008 11:34 AM | Link to this

@ Staceye..dont know what it is about this..but the sweet smell of pssy seems to attract other women…i have had daytime sessions where i went about my other daily activities and it seem like other women where drawn to me..like honeybees..dont know if it the sweet scent was on my fingers or goatee but its like u have a on a chick magnet cologne.

By Raqi

March 18, 2008 11:40 AM | Link to this

OMG SeanJ Take a shower already, dude. LOL The smile on your face is enough evidence that you handled your business. No need for a scratch and sniff session. EEEWWW!!!

By Staceye

March 18, 2008 11:41 AM | Link to this

Rell plastic bags on your ears and vomit on you???? EWWWWW! I would never drink again! LOL

ARED You leave me alone! LMAO

SJ sorry..if I smell cooter drip on a dude…I am out! He either just got some and did not bath…or that that chick got some potent scent that withstands bathing and I am scared of dat! LOL

By The Truth

March 18, 2008 11:42 AM | Link to this

Rell I was being transferred from California to Germany and they threw me a going away party. I was so fugged up on 151 and pizza I threw up in the morning formation. There was pizza everywhere. CO, top, everyone busted up laughing but that stuff hurt. Luckily they gave me the day off.

First time I played BULLSHYT was at Ga Southern. I think i lost every round. I was drunk for 3 days. I swore off drinking after that. Now I sip.

Ared are you an attention w*******? Tell me straight up.

SJ you ain’t bsing. Wear that stuff like cologne. Women recognize it. Seems they want to get real close to you. I thought it was just me. LOL

By 6'1 & luvinit (aka Don' it All)

March 18, 2008 11:44 AM | Link to this

Slim Did u like kissing the girl? Do you even remember kissing the girl or did someone tell you that you kissed the girl. BTW I have an extra helmet. U wanna go riding this weekend? LMAO >>Stace

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 11:44 AM | Link to this

Now SJ3000, if you wanna talk about bs. Try your 11:34. LOL ;-)

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 11:49 AM | Link to this

Truth - You know what’s funny? I didn’t bring up the topic, nor did I change it. I all I did was comment and reply to what was already there.

I can’t help it if other folks chose to turn the spotlight on me or something I’ve said. If folks feel the answer lacks details, ask for em. Or change your blog name and cuzz at me (lol). Either way, that’s where the attention comes from.

I will admit I do get a chuckle at folks ranting and raving at black text on a screen.

By Dan

March 18, 2008 11:50 AM | Link to this

Why am I reading the speech Obama gave with an ochestra rising and cresting in my ears….

The man can write, and at that, laid bare his views on race relations in this country in a way that hasn’t ever been done….analytical, judging (both sides), and simultaneously affirming and dismissive.

I’ll send the link when I come back from lunch, but the speech, even without vocal intonation, is good.

By Jazzyone

March 18, 2008 11:54 AM | Link to this

Okay so my Coat tails has been pulled about my name just came out your mouth ARED Um hon, althought they have my habit down pat I do roll past your post..

See thats what gets folks in trouble as ive said before having other folks names coming out your mouth…now whos mind is on whom?? Man I tell ya

By BigWords

March 18, 2008 11:54 AM | Link to this

Where’s my baby 2CPTG? Did you guys know that he gave me my name?

By SeanJohnson3000

March 18, 2008 11:56 AM | Link to this

@ Raqi..i am spontaneous..like the Biggie song..”hit ya while ya working”..so taking a shower right after isnt always possible…keep baby wipes in the glove department.

@ Staceye..dont act…u bout as freaky as the come and another females auroma is a turn on for you just as much as it is to me..

@ Truth..man i swear…i think the the old skool polo cologne has a small percentage of sweet pssy juice in the formula..lol..but on the real…try Angel for men..

@Ared…i admit i am sxually active..can you? dont worry your moms aint on the blog to find out.

By Raqi

March 18, 2008 11:57 AM | Link to this

What kind of women are you all attracting that are lured by the smell of raw sex on you?

There was a guy that worked here a few years ago that really really nice looking. On several occasions he came back from lunch or even early in the morning coming in to work smelling like “the deed”. It had an adverse effect on how women looked at him. He was looked at as being down right nasty. Even got a can of Lysol placed on his desk.

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 11:58 AM | Link to this

Jazzyone - Get folks in trouble? LMAO. Okay, what’s gonna happen exactly.

Glad you’ve been able to “walk on by” but I still think it’s you.

By 6'1 & luvinit (aka Don' it All)

March 18, 2008 12:00 PM | Link to this

I miss Bootiful and I can’t get breakfast if Cee ain’t here. How am I suppose to get drunk on an empty stomach. BTW , where the hell is the dayuum bartender. Yall need to quit running people away. Be nice!

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 12:00 PM | Link to this

SJ3000* - Of course I can admit that I’ve been sexually active. I was just talking the other day about when I lost my virginity.

By Raqi

March 18, 2008 12:04 PM | Link to this

SeanJ I am all for the afternoon rendezvous’. But to come back to work without getting cleaned up??? Oh hell naw.

SeanJohn take her to the shower with you and all will be well. Trust. She wash you, you wash her. Aight?? LOL

By CAT LADY

March 18, 2008 12:06 PM | Link to this

WHO IS STEALING MY NAME??? This is the original CAT LADY

By Tazzee

March 18, 2008 12:07 PM | Link to this

Dan I didn’t get to read the entire speech, so I’ll be waiting for that link. I just read the snippet on msn.com and I wanted to give a standing ovation.

AmRed I know you go at it with a bunch of ppl on here, but I must say that I’ve never known Jazzy to hide behind another moniker, she’ll cuss you, me and Bella out using her regular blog name and that’s why even if you don’t agree with her, you gotta respect her for that. …well you might not respect her for it, but you know what I mean, LOL

By IslandGirl

March 18, 2008 12:08 PM | Link to this

SJ…WOW, I don’t know about that. Man, the smell of another woman’s scent..whew. I give you credit for handling your biz though.

Truth…not sure if you saw my earlier post, but let me know about your dog training services. My cocker is a little devil. Thanks.

By SeanJohnson3000

March 18, 2008 12:09 PM | Link to this

@Raqi…quick question…Do you like the way you smell and taste?

By Dan

March 18, 2008 12:10 PM | Link to this

@SJ & Truth

You’re both right

I’m as up for the lunchtime get it in session as the next dude.

But I’ll wash my * in the sank, spray up that colonge, and let the smile and the tusseled shirt tell the story as I walk in 30 minute late from lunch not giving a fugg…

And its that I-just-got-it, don’t-need-yours look that gets ‘em. Or as Blow would call it, my Swag…

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 12:11 PM | Link to this

Tazzee - So noted. But I still stand by my opinion.

By 2CPTG©

March 18, 2008 12:11 PM | Link to this

‘sup BigWords….I’ve been lurkin’ in the cut for the past two days….

By Staceye

March 18, 2008 12:12 PM | Link to this

Dan Obama’s speech was beautiful and well put! Coming from a family of differebt races I can feel him.

SJ Staceye..dont act…u bout as freaky as the come and another females auroma is a turn on for you just as much as it is to me uhhhhh no sir! I get turned on by the scent of men. It’s like a vampire that smells blood. They will come sniff all around your neck before they bite. I have a habit of sniffing all over a guys neck before I bite..but I promise I do not draw blood. My ex used to call me his lil’ vampire! LOL I do have a major love of vampire films! Hmmm! They are sexy!

By Tazzee

March 18, 2008 12:13 PM | Link to this

bad manners…Good Morning folks! it’s still morning here

By Dan

March 18, 2008 12:13 PM | Link to this

A transcript of the speech:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23690567/

okay we’ve done race, now what’s up with Bear Sterns getting bailed out, while the average mu fugg, is on the street?

Somebody talk about that ish…

By I HATE ATTENTION WHOR3S

March 18, 2008 12:13 PM | Link to this

Truth You just now realized….Ared IS an ATTENTION whor3? Where have you been?????lmao!!

By 6'1 & luvinit (aka Don' it All)

March 18, 2008 12:14 PM | Link to this

SJ3 Ummmmm delicious!!!!

By Mo (now known as Moeisha)

March 18, 2008 12:14 PM | Link to this

Afternoon All! Hope you guys are having a good one.

Tazzee I agree with you about Jazzyone, she is one of the realest on here. So ARED it must be someone else calling you out. Jazzyone holds no punches and says what she has to say, period.

And I am lmao at all the drunk stories on here!! Ya’ll are too funny.

And SJ I agree with the other ladies, clean it all up after you get some! That is just nasty!! LOL

By Catlady

March 18, 2008 12:15 PM | Link to this

CAT LADY ooops! lol.

By Blue_Kolla

March 18, 2008 12:19 PM | Link to this

Red We still kissed, felt each other up, rounded bases and all that. We did not ever have sex though. He could definitely feel me holding back with the intimacy stuff and that’s one of the reasons why we went our seperate ways.

And it took this dude a year to figure that out?

Not sayin’ that you’re lying but seriously suspect and highly improbable. When you spin these stories from the standpoint of you holding the magic key and turnin’ dudes around at the gate after they’ve been in line since last Easter, just throws my screen into alarm.

Hey Bre :)

By Rell - I Stay Woke

March 18, 2008 12:20 PM | Link to this

@MO….i could not find you at the OSS….lol….i even got down on my knees to look….lol..did you go…i went had fun….but the crowd was a lil older this time…….

By SlimOne

March 18, 2008 12:23 PM | Link to this

6’1” I think my club make-out session was probably the one thing i remember most vividly from the night. At one point the security dude had tapped me on my shoulder to see if everything was okay. LOL! Now that I think about it, at one point she made me sit on the stage while she proceeded to dance for me. From what I was told, my ex reaked the benefits from that 4-play I got earlier in the night. He said he was talking to me while trying to put my pajamas on..next thing i know i just straddled…..need I say more As far as if i like it…I guess I did. Had me feeling like a pimpstress in the club…Slim now singing Sensual Seduction

SJ3K I’ve heard of women dabbing their scent on their neck & wrist to attract dudes. I myself have never tried it nor know if it works. But you had me cracking up with this: dont know if it the sweet scent was on my fingers or goatee but its like u have a on a chick magnet cologne Dudes have many times said they like that they can still smell the girl on their stache afterwards.

BLog Men but why do yall go back to ya homeboys and say “smell my finger” then proceed to wipe your fingers all across their nose? lol

By BigWords

March 18, 2008 12:24 PM | Link to this

SJ3000 I used to go home for lunch and get some. Loved it! When we were done, I would take a baby wipe and he would clean me up. Sometimes cleaning me up would make me late. ;)

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 12:25 PM | Link to this

B_K - We weren’t dating exclusively, we were dating. I’m sure he was getting whatever he wanted from someone else. So he probably didn’t really care.

Personally, I think you take stuff too literal. LOL.

By SexyLeggs

March 18, 2008 12:25 PM | Link to this

Rell, your story had me cracking up over here. My boss came out of his office, and I quickly minimized my screen. Don’t know why he thinks I’m sitting at my desk to do work!

By Raqi

March 18, 2008 12:27 PM | Link to this

Uhhh Nope. Not really. What I catch during the transfer is minimum but it’s mine. But some other woman??? Hell no. The only women I can imagine being attracted by the smell and taste of another woman’s nectar would be…lesbo.

Do you know the male and female senses differ in many ways, right???

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 12:28 PM | Link to this

I’ve heard of women dabbing their scent on their neck & wrist to attract dudes.

That’s the first time I’ve heard of this and all I can say is…that’s deep. LOL

By Rell - I Stay Woke

March 18, 2008 12:33 PM | Link to this

@sexyleggs…that is light…i have many more….i am the wild one in my group….even if you did not pick it up that night….trust me, i am…..i cant give you that out the gate…you would be like who is this crazy man….only in small doses….my alter ego D-ONE….gets me in trouble….kinda like buddy love…..lol

By BigWords

March 18, 2008 12:37 PM | Link to this

I can’t believe Flav got rid of Miami last night! She was pretty. He could at least verified the prank or dude. Stupid. Who do you think he’ll pick? Reindeer?

By AmazonRed

March 18, 2008 12:37 PM | Link to this

SlimOne - He figured he’d get some, that’s why you can pull an ex out of bed at the wee hours of the morning. That resistance is always down once you reach that tipping point. LOL

But for real…was that the only time you kissed a girl?

By Raqi

March 18, 2008 12:44 PM | Link to this

Hey people…grown folks!!! No need for a woman to go thru all of that to catch a man’s attention. The male’s sense of smell is programmed to pick it up. It’s called nature. It happens automatically. God gave it to him. You can’t undo it.

AmazonR that’s not deep. That’s desperate.

What a thought to go to lunch on…EW.

By Ted

March 18, 2008 12:46 PM | Link to this

why dont the bloggettes all get together and do the thanggg. we men will watch. some of ya are holdn back……………

By Mo (now known as Moeisha)

March 18, 2008 12:46 PM | Link to this

Hey Rell! I didnt make OSS this time, had a family emergency due to the weather. Save that dance for me though! I know you had a ball! You always have to look for me by the speakers up front or scaling the back. Cant mess with the middle of the dance floor, a lil one like me could end up being lost in there til everyone goes home!

By Black Girl

March 18, 2008 12:47 PM | Link to this

….excuse me…excuse me…excuse me!

Is it?…was that?…did i read 2CPTG come up in here?

Hey sexy thang!

By SlimOne

March 18, 2008 12:56 PM | Link to this

Ared was that the only time you kissed a girl Um…nope. I kissed a white chick once.

How many times have You locked lips with another chick?

By Binford2K8

March 18, 2008 12:59 PM | Link to this

Heather Mills got $50 million USD for 4 years of marriage and a baby? You HAVE to be kidding me!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/18