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DEL.ICIO.USSolo sick days
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Ugh. I’mb sihck.
Although usually I’m excellent at avoiding all the pitfalls that come with flu season, I find myself typing away with a stuffy nose, a disgusting cough and an inability to pronounce words without attaching b’s onto the end of them.
And although my mother has always described me as “fiercely independent” (a description I don’t always agree with) and I have seemingly proven her right through my ability to be content in my own skin, the one time I really want to be “in a relationship” is when I’m sick.
I’m lying here in fuzzy socks and an old t-shirt watching old episodes of Gilmore Girls wishing there was someone who would run out and buy me medicine or make tea for me. Instead, I’m dragging my sorry self into the kitchen to make my own stupid chai.
Sure, there are friends or roommates who gladly pitch in for an errand or two, but they aren’t the sort of people you feel it’s appropriate to impose upon for too long. Ultimately, although I miss the comfort of having a care-giver, I have to pull myself through injury or illness.
What are the other unsung benefits of being in a long-term relationship with someone? The things that no one really ever talks about but are sometimes the best? What are the things you don’t really appreciate when they happen but end up missing when you’re single again?
Have you ever dated anyone who put a lot of effort into your relationship (in ways you may not have noticed) in ways that weren’t traditionally recognized such as taking care of you when you were sick, etc.?
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By BigWords
March 18, 2008 8:13 AM | Link to this
Many have touched on this in great deal already Raqi, SexyL, Beautiful. There’s nothing like waking up next to a man you love and having someone to look forward to coming home.
By Dan
March 18, 2008 8:24 AM | Link to this
I can’t say that I don’t have anyone to come take care of me, but in a very real way, I usually consider what that would mean outside of that period of time.
Does it mean I care enough to do the same for you? Does it mean I care enough for/about you to ask?
Once the cold passes, once the fever breaks, these are questions that will have to be answered….and I’d rather have to crawl to get my own tea, rather than have those conversations. My 0.02, one.
By Kym
March 18, 2008 8:51 AM | Link to this
Good Morning All,
Three things: Rain Storms. I love rain and water and to me there is nothing better than lying still listening to the rain with the one I love.
Heartbeat. I love listening to my loves heartbeat. The sound is extremely soothing.
Smell. There is something about the smell of a man. Not body spray or cologne. But that primal male smell. Each man smells differently and right now there is just one man who’s smell I miss.
By BigWords
March 18, 2008 9:00 AM | Link to this
Pete’s scent had a sweet smell. When he left my bed, I would drown myself in the pillows and blankets. They smelled like him for almost a week.
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 9:04 AM | Link to this
Morning all. Bella, that “fiercely independent” tag is one often bestowed on Sagittarians. I’m the same way.
As for the topic, when I’m sick, I wish my MOM could take care of me. Coming up, she was a stay at home mom, so she had time to put in effort. I always eat a little candy when I’m sick, because she’d go to the store to get me a little treat.
Guys are usually big babies. While they try, you usually get frustrated with them because they don’t know where things are or made the Theraflu too strong. Sometimes they give you double the work when you’re sick! And often times still want some nookie. LOL
By the way, I absolutely love Gilmore Girls.
By Rell - I Stay Woke
March 18, 2008 9:11 AM | Link to this
i can smell when a women is aroused….i picked up smelling after boot camp for some reason..i smell alot of things…i just keep my mouth closed on them…..
off topic - all the members of danity kane can get it…lol
bycthassness is down 15percent..horrah
why/how can obama be the head liner on the race issue….ummm black folks are not racist…that was a learn behavior…if anyone needs to headline that debate..is someone white..folks the rules are about to change…..we cant win
black magic was a very nice docu on ESPN…if you have not seen it…deep stuff
erykah’s new joint is classic..give it a good listen
yea i am just ranting..dont mind me
By Binford2K8
March 18, 2008 9:19 AM | Link to this
While they try, you usually get frustrated with them because they don’t know where things are or made the Theraflu too strong. Sometimes they give you double the work when you’re sick!
ARed sadly, this is applicable more than a couple of women I have dated.
Staceye I was taking a few days of blog sicktime - but I’m back.
By The Truth
March 18, 2008 9:22 AM | Link to this
Kym if you want to smell that primal smell of man, come over to my house. My dam water isn’t running. My neighbor called me at 7 to ask if it was running and it was then but not now. By 3 I’ll be smelling liking a viking.
On topic: I haven’t had as much as a cold in over 5 years. I’m more likey to hurt myself than get sick. However, if one of you ladies needs practice I’ll play sick while you take care of me. I can email you a list of demands/requests.
I am a good caretaker tho. For colds I do sherbert ice cream and seven up (my moms recipe for anyting that ailed you) and then hot tea with lemon and a little crown royal. I also give great massages.
Words I’m going over to your house to shower. I promise not to try on your undies.
By THE MELO
March 18, 2008 9:27 AM | Link to this
I’m alive, but they got me on lock!!! Miss yu guys and see u soon.Thanks…..DSV!I hope Beautiful comes back or at least says Adios to me.No back biting plz!!
By abc
March 18, 2008 9:41 AM | Link to this
When I get sick, I would prefer to be left alone. I don’t want to be waited upon whether well or ill, frankly. It makes me uncomfortable.
When she’s sick, I’ll lavish attention, and she likes it just fine I suppose. I sure hope she doesn’t consider it a ‘benefit of being in a relationship’ though. That is not the spirit with which I render such service.
By Foots
March 18, 2008 9:41 AM | Link to this
dove I saw your comment from yesterday a little too late. But yes, a few gray hairs was the kicker. That’s him. It’s a shame. Keith must be posted up in Cumberland every Saturday.
By BriteEyez
March 18, 2008 9:43 AM | Link to this
Good Morning All
My ex husband was an excellent caregiver. I can recall him taking great care of me when I was sick, almost as well as my mother would! LOL
What are the other unsung benefits of being in a long-term relationship with someone?
My ex fiance’ was excellent at taking care of everything around my house in terms of painting, power washing the house when needed, changing light bulbs, installing all my ceiling fans etc. Don’t even get me started on my car, it was maintained impeccably when we were together! Now, that we are no longer together I can appreciate even more the things he did for me now that he’s gone. sigh If only that were enough to make a relationship last!
By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.
March 18, 2008 9:47 AM | Link to this
Good Morning All
Actually I do get a lil salty when the first of the month comes…I wish I had a mate then…so we can split the RENT down the middle. lmaoooooooooooooooooo!! I need that second income…..That would be such a beautiful thing.
Rell What the heck are you talkin about? You got the stats on bycthassness? lmao!
By SlimOne
March 18, 2008 9:51 AM | Link to this
I’ve only experienced the sick deal with my one ex. He was really good at being there to bring me anything I needed from making tea, to rubbing me down with rubbing alcohol trying break a fever, to just being there rubbing my aching body while i slept. I returned the favor when he was sick but Dayum yall men know you can milk the ‘sick act’ for all the attention you can squeeze outta us.
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 9:52 AM | Link to this
Good morning everyone. Must admit this past Sunday I wished I had a SO waiting at home for me. I was on my feet from 8:00 am until I got back home at 6:15. My feet were killing me and as I took off my shoes I truly, truly wished I had someone there to give me a foot massage. That was all I wanted Sunday. So, I massaged my own feet. I’ve never had a foot massage (I know, earth shattering)!
By Raqi
March 18, 2008 9:53 AM | Link to this
I have only had three times in my life (outside of childbirth) that I had to really have someone take care of me. Being a single mother all of my adult days I have been the one to care for the sick, the incapable, the ones in need. So for me to be the one on the receiving end I had to be dying. Or at least felt like I was dying.
With that being said, I greatly appreciate the ones that were there for me. The one that so graciously completed my “Honey-Do” list. The one who did my laundry for me so my boys could have clean underwear, LOL. The one who held my cup while I sipped chicken broth or honey lemon tea. The one who wrapped himself around my cold clammy body to keep me warm.
It’s nice being the one cared for every now and then, rather than being the constant care giver.
I fancy having a lazy day partner. Those days when you just lounge around the house. Particularly during the colder months of the year. And when it’s cold and raining…Well, color me happy because I am in my heaven. You can.t beat lying on the couch, with the fireplace roaring and the sound of the rain beating against the window… Can we pleeeaaase get just one more of those days before Spring time break through???
By Staceye
March 18, 2008 9:54 AM | Link to this
abc When I get sick, I would prefer to be left alone. I don’t want to be waited upon whether well or ill, frankly. It makes me uncomfortable I agree with you 100%. Now it’s funny..I love to take care of others when they are sick. I have always love to help others. But when it comes to me…I’m fiercly independent…as ARED stated of us fellows Sags!
Binford sick time? You must have saw me looking for you yesterday! You weren’t in Savannah biting me on my booty were you? LOL You shure your “sickness” wasn’t a hangover!
Kym There is something about the smell of a man. Not body spray or cologne. But that primal male smell that are his phermones that you smell and they turn you on.
By Dan
March 18, 2008 10:01 AM | Link to this
The case of the two extremes:
I once rode a bus and a train to get to a car and drive the length of 285 to make my girl some soup while she was sick.
My homeboy called earl in the parking lot of a concert, his old lady walked right past, him and us, and said “y’all brought y’all take care of him…”
So, the measure of how much one will sacrifice to take care of a “loved one” depends on one’s committment, I guess.
But I try a do the little things when in a relationship, make sure her gas and oil are straight I don’t clean cars, I love to cook so that was never an issue, and if you’re sick while wearing a mask I will care for you as much as you need me too (I’m even good for the midday lunch run home to make sure you’re okay….traffic be damned, my baby sick).
By SlimOne
March 18, 2008 10:04 AM | Link to this
Stace that are his phermones that you smell and they turn you on. Have you ever met someone that was attractive but when you got a little closer to him, his pheremones turned you off…not meaning mustiness or not bathing..but his actual personal scent turned you off??? I have and it wasn’t fun at all. I mean, how do you tell someone their scent repulses you. I think my sense of smell is so keen…it’s both a curse and blessing. Folks that drown in their cologne/perfume give me major headaches.
I’ve also been around a dude who pheremones had drug inducing effects. It didn’t hurt that he was also sexy as h3ll…Slim now thumbing through phonebook
By kinderbabe
March 18, 2008 10:04 AM | Link to this
good morning all.:) kym you hit them all for me, heartbeat, rain, smell…those are all of my favorite things.
By BigWords
March 18, 2008 10:05 AM | Link to this
wearing a mask is not cool. :(
By Raqi
March 18, 2008 10:06 AM | Link to this
Kym That Smell…that pure and natural smell??? Giiirrrll what you talkin’ about?!?! MmMmMm!!! On that note I will admit to sniffing his t-shirt that he removed over in the night and got tangled in the sheets, when I am making the bed. Girl you don’t know nothing bout that. LOL
By Jazzyone
March 18, 2008 10:06 AM | Link to this
Dan your stock is going up
By Blue_Kolla
March 18, 2008 10:06 AM | Link to this
Morning Blog…
Red that “fiercely independent” tag is one often bestowed on Sagittarians. I’m the same way.
Since you’re playing our song, I’ll go’ead and beat the drum. I got it slim… Naah I’m cool…
A few years back, I was broken up from a bike wreck, and while this slim was playing the role of “Helpful Nurse” she’d often make the pain worse. I’d had to tell her that while it would take a second, I could and needed to get up on my own.
Then as Dan alluded to earlier, when I was well, there was this pressure that she was applying that said that I owed her a commitment because she was there to see about me. So no thanks, …I’d rather have to crawl to get my own tea.
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 10:07 AM | Link to this
Good Morning folks Rell….thanks for an early laugh
Truth Sorry to hear about your water situation. As I was saying on yesterday, my dog is so adorable, but he has a bad attitude. He is almost 4 and needs some work. Let me know about your services.
On Topic…I like knowing my partner is caring and loving when I’m not feeling well. I’m naturally a caregiver, so it feels so good one some is willing to give back the same attention. Like getting a massage when my back aches….like it is now.
I miss early morning love making. Besides thanking God for another day of life, I really enjoy being loved first thing in the morning. Better than a hot cup of coffee.
By BigWords
March 18, 2008 10:11 AM | Link to this
Slimone
After awhile, both of your smells will mesh together. Brian had a bad scent. He left it everywhere. I had to wash his bath towels everyday. But months later, they were gone.
The Truth
Make sure you choose the eatable ones. Then I’ll take it from there.
By Jazzyone
March 18, 2008 10:14 AM | Link to this
In a relationship its a friend fisrt so yeah I do the time and help when necessary, get you what you need run your errands and Im gone call me if you need me..Hovering is not my style but I’ll be there to help…
Dont’ rely on others at all. I rarely get sick but when I do I deal with it and move on the best I can..just who I am. Although my ex is my very best friend he has come to my aid 1 time when I was sick since I reside in this state alone he offerred I didn’t ask and I thought that was nice of him. To have that security is cool but very rarely call on him to help me when ill..only once in the 3 1’2 4 years i’ve known him
By Raqi
March 18, 2008 10:16 AM | Link to this
And to add to that mannish aroma…the feel of those stubbly whiskers lightly brushing against the back of your neck or against your cheek or on your lower back or your inner…Imma stop right there. This is a family program. LOL
By BriteEyez
March 18, 2008 10:19 AM | Link to this
Island Girl I miss early morning love making. Besides thanking God for another day of life, I really enjoy being loved first thing in the morning. Better than a hot cup of coffee. ^5 to that! That is my absolute favorite way to start the day!
By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.
March 18, 2008 10:20 AM | Link to this
Truth What’s the big damn deal…You are so use to smelling like a GARBAGE can….I don’t see the big damn deal! I am going to start calling OSCAR!! That name is so fitting for you! lmao!!
By Dan
March 18, 2008 10:20 AM | Link to this
My issue, Big Words, is to not pass the same virus, cold, etc. back and forth.
So yes, while I rub your feet, cool you down with alcohol, bring/make the soup or tea…I will be wearing a mask.
(Disclaimer: These are girlfriend benefits, random women get phone calls and maybe a drop by.)
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 10:21 AM | Link to this
I miss early morning love making. Besides thanking God for another day of life, I really enjoy being loved first thing in the morning. Better than a hot cup of coffee.
Island Girl, I’m so with you on this. And I don’t even like coffee. If y’all are going to go down this road today, I’m gonna have to get back to work. LOL
SlimOne - I dated a guy who I couldn’t kiss. His breath wasn’t bad, but something was up with his spit. It was just…not good. I’ll spare you details. He was 6’10” and handsome as hell. But I couldn’t kiss him. We dated for a entire year and I never gave him any because if the kissing part wasn’t working for me, sex wouldn’t either.
Not exactly what you were talking about, but that’s the closest example I got. LOL
By Dan
March 18, 2008 10:22 AM | Link to this
Oh, @ IG
That may well have been the sexiest thing I’ve heard a woman say in a while….
Nothing like walking in to work late with a smile on your face…and nobody ever asks why….
By QC
March 18, 2008 10:24 AM | Link to this
Morning Bloggers
I hope you all have a great day!
Smooches BK ;)
By SlimOne
March 18, 2008 10:25 AM | Link to this
I think you find out who really cares about you on the nights when you drank too dayum much. I tell ya, taking care of a drunk, obnoxious, puking friend/SO is one of the hardest things to do. Anybody have any drunk stories where your SO had to step in and take care of ya?
I was out with one of my best friends. We met up at the spot. I had one too many cups of Grey Goose, only had a taco to eat that day…boy oh boy!…Ended up slobbing some chick down in the club..time to leave and I’m calling Earl in the parking lot. At the time, i wasn’t talking to my ex but my friend knew i couldn’t drive home and we lived on opposites sides of town. (Jonesboro & Gwinette). So while I’m professing my ability to drive she calls him up…it’s about 4 a.m. Surprisingly he gets up & doesn’t hesitate to come get me. I’m talking so much shyt in the car about how i don’t need no help…how i tongue this girl down (1st time so i guess it was exciting to me). He took me home..memory blurry here…woke up with my pj’s on and no panties, a MAJOR headache, with a trashcan full of…vomit at my bedside. He later told me how i was so drunk and when he was trying to put my pajamas on, he took my shirt off and sat there like a little girl, looked down and said…”my itties are ouuuutt” LOL! Then (insert sloppy drunk lovin here) lol
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 10:27 AM | Link to this
*Kym, the rain, the rain, the rain! Not that you ask, but one of my fantasies is to make love in the pouring rain. Much like the scene in 9 1/2 weeks.
Bella, hope you feel better real soon.
By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)
March 18, 2008 10:29 AM | Link to this
Good morning everyone! I too am feeling kind of icky. I would attribute it to maybe my sinuses are draining but I am cold. Can u get a cold right after having the flu. If that is possible, it ain’t fair But it might be a cold because I rode my bike both saturday and sunday and I hopped on it right after getting out of the shower. Times like this make me miss Black because he knows exactly what to do and he babies the hell out of me. When we first started dating I fell off of my bike and flucked up my hip. He was there every step of the way. Ahhh I miss Black but I got to stay strong people. I got to.
By BigWords
March 18, 2008 10:30 AM | Link to this
Dan
Just picturing you with a mask. Not something I would want to see, but I’ll be happy that you’re there with me.
Foots
I bet Keith has been in the news. I have this bad feeling that he has hurt someone before. scary
By BigWords
March 18, 2008 10:35 AM | Link to this
how i tongue this girl down (1st time so i guess it was exciting to me).
Where’s 6’1?
By Dan
March 18, 2008 10:35 AM | Link to this
Being too large of a man for my lady to be trying to carry me, Slims story reminded me:
Me and the homies had gone to a house party, I got twisted, and was trying to leave. My right hand dude took my keys and drove me to my SO’s house…she came to the door (like 2:30am), and they put me in the house…
Woke up the next morning (the D doesn’t call earl), buck nekked, sweating like swine, next to my gal.
While I won’t go into what happened that night… How about it was 5 hours before I got my car back…the homie went back to the party, picked up a skeoh, and was in Gwinnett county eating eggs when I called him.
By Kym
March 18, 2008 10:37 AM | Link to this
Raqi-whiskers and hard chest..do it for me..that and a kiss on my forehead.(Who knew the forehead could be a erotic zone.)
By SlimOne
March 18, 2008 10:39 AM | Link to this
ARed I dated a guy who I couldn’t kiss. His breath wasn’t bad, but something was up with his spit. It was just…not good.
Why did i just picture you dressed up like Flavor Flav telling Ole boy…”I don’t know what’s up wit yo mouff..but it smell like you gotta bad tooth or something. I can’t get close to you till you check that”
Did anybody see that last night…that was SOOO funny!!! He didn’t have to call her out like that in front of errybody tho
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 10:41 AM | Link to this
SlimOne - Did you just state you got drunk and made out with a girl at the club? LMAO!
I so didn’t take you as one of the Girls Gone Wild types. LOL
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 10:45 AM | Link to this
Dan…u sound like a very caring person.
Slim
The worst part about a drunk is the smell of the alcohol on their breath. The most I’ve had to do for a friend that drank too much was to make sure she got home safely. If you’re a friend of mine and out there drinking yourself silly-then I know I’m hanging with the wrong crowd. That is just not a good look.
I got drunk once in my life (first year in college) and never will I consider doing that again. Hangovers are for the birds. As a matter of fact, I flew back into Atlanta while the storms were going on this weekend and I got so sick on the plane (turbulence). That ish took me back to the night I got drunk in college. I stomach was messed up all weekend.
By Dan
March 18, 2008 10:48 AM | Link to this
To the blogtender:
5 shots quervo to Slim, Long Island back!!!
Stat!!
By SlimOne
March 18, 2008 10:51 AM | Link to this
Ared Not really girls gone wild but more of Girl Got Flucked Up…I don’t really recall too much of that night but I do remember her backing that thang up…oops i meant dancing with me and i just stood there focusing on her red g-string and tramp stamp to keep my balance. LMAO! My friend said when we left I was like, lets go to Waffle House so i can eat to soak up some of this licka. So she drives us to WH..we get to the parking lot and i refused to get out cuz I said I didn’t have my jacket and it would be too dayum cold in there. I was like, go ahead I’ll stay in the car and sleep. She was like Bytch! YOU said you wanted to eat not me. Then i proceeded to open the car door and puke some more, till help arrived.
I vowed that night not to EVER get that fugged up again….then let me tell you bout the next time…. LOL!
By GaMan
March 18, 2008 10:53 AM | Link to this
Good Morning All
said while popping in see everyone…GaMan looks around to see who is here and what are we talking about
By Blue_Kolla
March 18, 2008 10:54 AM | Link to this
Queen Morning slim ;)
Red We dated for a entire year and I never gave him any because if the kissing part wasn’t working for me, sex wouldn’t either.
LMAO I don’t know if I’m laughing b/c this sounds like a bunch of bs or b/c I know that you’re gonna get it. Here’s a vest. :D
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 10:56 AM | Link to this
Drunk doesn’t look good on me. I’m too outspoken as it is. Liquid courage only gets me in trouble.
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 10:57 AM | Link to this
SlimOne - LMAO @ you focusing on the red g-string and tramp stamp. Girl, I’m glad came thru all that okay.
Just one question though…you said it was your first time kissing a girl…have there been others since then?
Oh, and to your other post, I stopped watching Flavor of Love a while ago. He and his show are a disgrace!
By Binford2K8
March 18, 2008 10:59 AM | Link to this
Staceye You’ll just never know, will you?
By Dan
March 18, 2008 10:59 AM | Link to this
@IG
thanks
And while I understand what you’re saying about getting too it like that….every once in a while…homecoming, birthday, special occasion…you just got to get to it. While I do drink, I think the people that drink constantly getting right next to buzzed and then stop have it worse than on those rare occasions that I leave the house knowing I’ma need a designated driver…
By SlimOne
March 18, 2008 10:59 AM | Link to this
IG Yeah, if you’re my age still getting that tore up, then there might be a problem. I don’t want to have to babysit you ever time we go out. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to realize your recovery time gets longer. Back in school where we would probably drink all kind of crap, get messed up then do it all over the next day are long gone. It seems to take a few days to actually get back on track now.
By Catlady
March 18, 2008 11:01 AM | Link to this
Red
Ok. Lookahere. How you date someone for a year and not try to put your tongue down his throat? Stop posting like you’re a damn virgin!
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 11:01 AM | Link to this
B_K - Either way, so be it. The truth is still the truth even if you don’t want to believe it. shrugs shoulders
By SeanJohnson3000
March 18, 2008 11:02 AM | Link to this
@ Blue…thats a bunch of BS…365 days and you dont get a kiss or even smell that cat..she coulda atleast said ….it happened back in middle school..
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 11:06 AM | Link to this
As for the drunk chronicles, I’ve only gotten p** drunk twice in my life. Both times with a guy I was seeing at the time (so he could take care of me several ways in that state). LOL.
The first was my freshman year in college and I thought I could out drink my boyfriend. 8 shots of tequila. I should be dead. LOL. I didn’t even earl, but the alky sloshed around in my stomach all day the next day.
The second was my 25th birthday after 5 apple martinis. My boo got the keys and the rest of the night is real hazy. LOL. I didn’t earl after that stint either.
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 11:11 AM | Link to this
SJ3000 - I love how y’all jump to conclusions instead of just asking if you want to know more or if something is unclear. Sure I could put every detail out there but then ever post would be even longer than they are now.
We still kissed, felt each other up, rounded bases and all that. We did not ever have sex though. He could definitely feel me holding back with the intimacy stuff and that’s one of the reasons why we went our seperate ways.
By OverdisBiatch
March 18, 2008 11:13 AM | Link to this
When are you all going to figure out she does this to get the subject back on her when it sways away. Everyone should just roll by her posts as many of us do now or don’t respond and one day she might go away. AMRED
By Bre
March 18, 2008 11:16 AM | Link to this
BK Hey there….
By The Truth
March 18, 2008 11:23 AM | Link to this
Ared 1 year. That’s not dating. That’s some idiot funding your social schedule. I can’t believe dudes still go for that kind of shyt. WOW
Blow my water is running again so our appointment is still on. I’ve sharpened the shears to shave that afro off your back. This time I gotta put a muzzle on you. I’m scared of those sharp azz teeth.
Words I only handle the edibles when there on you. Btw, your bed is real comfy and I ACCIDENTLY spilled some lotion on your sheets.
Footsy no kidding that Keith charachter is a nut case. A dude running that kind of game has some real issues. On the flip side, fellas, can you imagine the numbers you could generate by taking an approach like that? LMAO Ol boy must have slayed some serious azz.
By Staceye
March 18, 2008 11:26 AM | Link to this
Slim I think dating athletes all my life has dulled my senses. I have hug them right after a game and get turned on! So I must be kind of freak! LOL I kept my ex’s basketball t-shirt and it had his scent for the longest time. It was musk..it was just his natural scent. So when he went back to college I would wear it around the crib and sniff it to feel close to him.
Um you better know that since you kissed the girl…6’1 is coming for ya! LOL You are way samller than her so sorry…but my money is on 6’1! LOL You will be like the new booty in a female jail! LMAO But dude must have really loved you! I have taken care of a drunken ex….it was funny to me when he woke up the next day. He wole up like teh dude in the commercial, “this isn’t my house” and he jumped up and ran smack into my wall! LMAO
I got drunk for the first time last year in Mexico. It was there I learned Tequila is not my friend. I still have the picture of the lil Mexican dudes posed around me and one biting me on the hooter! LOL Why is someone always biting me? I guess I should stop flicking people off and telling to to bite me huh? But anyway…I am suprised I did not fall into the ocean while walking back to the ship. The dock long and had NO rails. I kept saying to myself, don’t cross the yellow line. I then walked up 7 flights of stairs to get to my cabin since I hate waitin for elevators…being the impatient azz that I am. That night my girl and I where fighting for the bathroom and paying homage to the Porcelain God and releasing hues of pink because we both decided to down as much pepto bismo to cure the bubble guts! LMAO have I grossed you out enough?
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By Catlady
March 18, 2008 11:26 AM | Link to this
OverdisBiatch
I’m wondering who you are! It’s killin’ a sista. LMAO.
By Rell - I Stay Woke
March 18, 2008 11:27 AM | Link to this
@slim..i have a database of drunk stories
drunk story….Oct 15 1993….my bday
during a company cookout in the marines…we had a dude that would never put in on the drank…so at the PX i cop me a gallon of that eazy jesus(E & j) and walk out….dude is still in the store…so i take the time to pour half the bottle in my thermos….so on the way to the beach i drank most of it mixed with a lil coke…at the beach i started to feel sick so i went to an outdoor bar and feel asleep….and that all i remember….here is what i was told..upon waking up i start getting crazy with folks…i walk into the middle of the company volleyball game intercept the ball out of the air and punt the s** into the ocean….the staff sergent demands that i go get…i told him fu ck you i am not swimming anywhere…with him yelling behind me i go and grab some chicken so he comes up and knocks my bbq chicken into the sand…i sit down in the sand and proceed to eat my chicken out of the sand…after they pull him away they inform my friends to take me to the barracks….on the way out there are some wm sitting at a table…i jump up on the table and start strip dancing for them…i get pulled down with my boxers on and one song..the wrap the handles of a plastic bag around my ears and shuttle me home….i woke up sitting indian style on my bed with a plastic bag on my ears with puke all on me and my rack…..and it gets worse after that…but that is just one of my many misadventures…lol
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 11:29 AM | Link to this
Overdisbiatch = Jazzyone. She’s gone undercover now. LOL
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 11:30 AM | Link to this
So I must be kind of freak!
Staceye, we already knew that!
By SeanJohnson3000
March 18, 2008 11:34 AM | Link to this
@ Staceye..dont know what it is about this..but the sweet smell of pssy seems to attract other women…i have had daytime sessions where i went about my other daily activities and it seem like other women where drawn to me..like honeybees..dont know if it the sweet scent was on my fingers or goatee but its like u have a on a chick magnet cologne.
By Raqi
March 18, 2008 11:40 AM | Link to this
OMG SeanJ Take a shower already, dude. LOL The smile on your face is enough evidence that you handled your business. No need for a scratch and sniff session. EEEWWW!!!
By Staceye
March 18, 2008 11:41 AM | Link to this
Rell plastic bags on your ears and vomit on you???? EWWWWW! I would never drink again! LOL
ARED You leave me alone! LMAO
SJ sorry..if I smell cooter drip on a dude…I am out! He either just got some and did not bath…or that that chick got some potent scent that withstands bathing and I am scared of dat! LOL
By The Truth
March 18, 2008 11:42 AM | Link to this
Rell I was being transferred from California to Germany and they threw me a going away party. I was so fugged up on 151 and pizza I threw up in the morning formation. There was pizza everywhere. CO, top, everyone busted up laughing but that stuff hurt. Luckily they gave me the day off.
First time I played BULLSHYT was at Ga Southern. I think i lost every round. I was drunk for 3 days. I swore off drinking after that. Now I sip.
Ared are you an attention w*******? Tell me straight up.
SJ you ain’t bsing. Wear that stuff like cologne. Women recognize it. Seems they want to get real close to you. I thought it was just me. LOL
By 6'1 & luvinit (aka Don' it All)
March 18, 2008 11:44 AM | Link to this
Slim Did u like kissing the girl? Do you even remember kissing the girl or did someone tell you that you kissed the girl. BTW I have an extra helmet. U wanna go riding this weekend? LMAO >>Stace
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 11:44 AM | Link to this
Now SJ3000, if you wanna talk about bs. Try your 11:34. LOL ;-)
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 11:49 AM | Link to this
Truth - You know what’s funny? I didn’t bring up the topic, nor did I change it. I all I did was comment and reply to what was already there.
I can’t help it if other folks chose to turn the spotlight on me or something I’ve said. If folks feel the answer lacks details, ask for em. Or change your blog name and cuzz at me (lol). Either way, that’s where the attention comes from.
I will admit I do get a chuckle at folks ranting and raving at black text on a screen.
By Dan
March 18, 2008 11:50 AM | Link to this
Why am I reading the speech Obama gave with an ochestra rising and cresting in my ears….
The man can write, and at that, laid bare his views on race relations in this country in a way that hasn’t ever been done….analytical, judging (both sides), and simultaneously affirming and dismissive.
I’ll send the link when I come back from lunch, but the speech, even without vocal intonation, is good.
By Jazzyone
March 18, 2008 11:54 AM | Link to this
Okay so my Coat tails has been pulled about my name just came out your mouth ARED Um hon, althought they have my habit down pat I do roll past your post..
See thats what gets folks in trouble as ive said before having other folks names coming out your mouth…now whos mind is on whom?? Man I tell ya
By BigWords
March 18, 2008 11:54 AM | Link to this
Where’s my baby 2CPTG? Did you guys know that he gave me my name?
By SeanJohnson3000
March 18, 2008 11:56 AM | Link to this
@ Raqi..i am spontaneous..like the Biggie song..”hit ya while ya working”..so taking a shower right after isnt always possible…keep baby wipes in the glove department.
@ Staceye..dont act…u bout as freaky as the come and another females auroma is a turn on for you just as much as it is to me..
@ Truth..man i swear…i think the the old skool polo cologne has a small percentage of sweet pssy juice in the formula..lol..but on the real…try Angel for men..
@Ared…i admit i am sxually active..can you? dont worry your moms aint on the blog to find out.
By Raqi
March 18, 2008 11:57 AM | Link to this
What kind of women are you all attracting that are lured by the smell of raw sex on you?
There was a guy that worked here a few years ago that really really nice looking. On several occasions he came back from lunch or even early in the morning coming in to work smelling like “the deed”. It had an adverse effect on how women looked at him. He was looked at as being down right nasty. Even got a can of Lysol placed on his desk.
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 11:58 AM | Link to this
Jazzyone - Get folks in trouble? LMAO. Okay, what’s gonna happen exactly.
Glad you’ve been able to “walk on by” but I still think it’s you.
By 6'1 & luvinit (aka Don' it All)
March 18, 2008 12:00 PM | Link to this
I miss Bootiful and I can’t get breakfast if Cee ain’t here. How am I suppose to get drunk on an empty stomach. BTW , where the hell is the dayuum bartender. Yall need to quit running people away. Be nice!
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 12:00 PM | Link to this
SJ3000* - Of course I can admit that I’ve been sexually active. I was just talking the other day about when I lost my virginity.
By Raqi
March 18, 2008 12:04 PM | Link to this
SeanJ I am all for the afternoon rendezvous’. But to come back to work without getting cleaned up??? Oh hell naw.
SeanJohn take her to the shower with you and all will be well. Trust. She wash you, you wash her. Aight?? LOL
By CAT LADY
March 18, 2008 12:06 PM | Link to this
WHO IS STEALING MY NAME??? This is the original CAT LADY
By Tazzee
March 18, 2008 12:07 PM | Link to this
Dan I didn’t get to read the entire speech, so I’ll be waiting for that link. I just read the snippet on msn.com and I wanted to give a standing ovation.
AmRed I know you go at it with a bunch of ppl on here, but I must say that I’ve never known Jazzy to hide behind another moniker, she’ll cuss you, me and Bella out using her regular blog name and that’s why even if you don’t agree with her, you gotta respect her for that. …well you might not respect her for it, but you know what I mean, LOL
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 12:08 PM | Link to this
SJ…WOW, I don’t know about that. Man, the smell of another woman’s scent..whew. I give you credit for handling your biz though.
Truth…not sure if you saw my earlier post, but let me know about your dog training services. My cocker is a little devil. Thanks.
By SeanJohnson3000
March 18, 2008 12:09 PM | Link to this
@Raqi…quick question…Do you like the way you smell and taste?
By Dan
March 18, 2008 12:10 PM | Link to this
@SJ & Truth
You’re both right
I’m as up for the lunchtime get it in session as the next dude.
But I’ll wash my * in the sank, spray up that colonge, and let the smile and the tusseled shirt tell the story as I walk in 30 minute late from lunch not giving a fugg…
And its that I-just-got-it, don’t-need-yours look that gets ‘em. Or as Blow would call it, my Swag…
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 12:11 PM | Link to this
Tazzee - So noted. But I still stand by my opinion.
By 2CPTG©
March 18, 2008 12:11 PM | Link to this
‘sup BigWords….I’ve been lurkin’ in the cut for the past two days….
By Staceye
March 18, 2008 12:12 PM | Link to this
Dan Obama’s speech was beautiful and well put! Coming from a family of differebt races I can feel him.
SJ Staceye..dont act…u bout as freaky as the come and another females auroma is a turn on for you just as much as it is to me uhhhhh no sir! I get turned on by the scent of men. It’s like a vampire that smells blood. They will come sniff all around your neck before they bite. I have a habit of sniffing all over a guys neck before I bite..but I promise I do not draw blood. My ex used to call me his lil’ vampire! LOL I do have a major love of vampire films! Hmmm! They are sexy!
By Tazzee
March 18, 2008 12:13 PM | Link to this
bad manners…Good Morning folks! it’s still morning here
By Dan
March 18, 2008 12:13 PM | Link to this
A transcript of the speech:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23690567/
okay we’ve done race, now what’s up with Bear Sterns getting bailed out, while the average mu fugg, is on the street?
Somebody talk about that ish…
By I HATE ATTENTION WHOR3S
March 18, 2008 12:13 PM | Link to this
Truth You just now realized….Ared IS an ATTENTION whor3? Where have you been?????lmao!!
By 6'1 & luvinit (aka Don' it All)
March 18, 2008 12:14 PM | Link to this
SJ3 Ummmmm delicious!!!!
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
March 18, 2008 12:14 PM | Link to this
Afternoon All! Hope you guys are having a good one.
Tazzee I agree with you about Jazzyone, she is one of the realest on here. So ARED it must be someone else calling you out. Jazzyone holds no punches and says what she has to say, period.
And I am lmao at all the drunk stories on here!! Ya’ll are too funny.
And SJ I agree with the other ladies, clean it all up after you get some! That is just nasty!! LOL
By Catlady
March 18, 2008 12:15 PM | Link to this
CAT LADY ooops! lol.
By Blue_Kolla
March 18, 2008 12:19 PM | Link to this
Red We still kissed, felt each other up, rounded bases and all that. We did not ever have sex though. He could definitely feel me holding back with the intimacy stuff and that’s one of the reasons why we went our seperate ways.
And it took this dude a year to figure that out?
Not sayin’ that you’re lying but seriously suspect and highly improbable. When you spin these stories from the standpoint of you holding the magic key and turnin’ dudes around at the gate after they’ve been in line since last Easter, just throws my screen into alarm.
Hey Bre :)
By Rell - I Stay Woke
March 18, 2008 12:20 PM | Link to this
@MO….i could not find you at the OSS….lol….i even got down on my knees to look….lol..did you go…i went had fun….but the crowd was a lil older this time…….
By SlimOne
March 18, 2008 12:23 PM | Link to this
6’1” I think my club make-out session was probably the one thing i remember most vividly from the night. At one point the security dude had tapped me on my shoulder to see if everything was okay. LOL! Now that I think about it, at one point she made me sit on the stage while she proceeded to dance for me. From what I was told, my ex reaked the benefits from that 4-play I got earlier in the night. He said he was talking to me while trying to put my pajamas on..next thing i know i just straddled…..need I say more As far as if i like it…I guess I did. Had me feeling like a pimpstress in the club…Slim now singing Sensual Seduction
SJ3K I’ve heard of women dabbing their scent on their neck & wrist to attract dudes. I myself have never tried it nor know if it works. But you had me cracking up with this: dont know if it the sweet scent was on my fingers or goatee but its like u have a on a chick magnet cologne Dudes have many times said they like that they can still smell the girl on their stache afterwards.
BLog Men but why do yall go back to ya homeboys and say “smell my finger” then proceed to wipe your fingers all across their nose? lol
By BigWords
March 18, 2008 12:24 PM | Link to this
SJ3000 I used to go home for lunch and get some. Loved it! When we were done, I would take a baby wipe and he would clean me up. Sometimes cleaning me up would make me late. ;)
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 12:25 PM | Link to this
B_K - We weren’t dating exclusively, we were dating. I’m sure he was getting whatever he wanted from someone else. So he probably didn’t really care.
Personally, I think you take stuff too literal. LOL.
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 12:25 PM | Link to this
Rell, your story had me cracking up over here. My boss came out of his office, and I quickly minimized my screen. Don’t know why he thinks I’m sitting at my desk to do work!
By Raqi
March 18, 2008 12:27 PM | Link to this
Uhhh Nope. Not really. What I catch during the transfer is minimum but it’s mine. But some other woman??? Hell no. The only women I can imagine being attracted by the smell and taste of another woman’s nectar would be…lesbo.
Do you know the male and female senses differ in many ways, right???
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 12:28 PM | Link to this
I’ve heard of women dabbing their scent on their neck & wrist to attract dudes.
That’s the first time I’ve heard of this and all I can say is…that’s deep. LOL
By Rell - I Stay Woke
March 18, 2008 12:33 PM | Link to this
@sexyleggs…that is light…i have many more….i am the wild one in my group….even if you did not pick it up that night….trust me, i am…..i cant give you that out the gate…you would be like who is this crazy man….only in small doses….my alter ego D-ONE….gets me in trouble….kinda like buddy love…..lol
By BigWords
March 18, 2008 12:37 PM | Link to this
I can’t believe Flav got rid of Miami last night! She was pretty. He could at least verified the prank or dude. Stupid. Who do you think he’ll pick? Reindeer?
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 12:37 PM | Link to this
SlimOne - He figured he’d get some, that’s why you can pull an ex out of bed at the wee hours of the morning. That resistance is always down once you reach that tipping point. LOL
But for real…was that the only time you kissed a girl?
By Raqi
March 18, 2008 12:44 PM | Link to this
Hey people…grown folks!!! No need for a woman to go thru all of that to catch a man’s attention. The male’s sense of smell is programmed to pick it up. It’s called nature. It happens automatically. God gave it to him. You can’t undo it.
AmazonR that’s not deep. That’s desperate.
What a thought to go to lunch on…EW.
By Ted
March 18, 2008 12:46 PM | Link to this
why dont the bloggettes all get together and do the thanggg. we men will watch. some of ya are holdn back……………
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
March 18, 2008 12:46 PM | Link to this
Hey Rell! I didnt make OSS this time, had a family emergency due to the weather. Save that dance for me though! I know you had a ball! You always have to look for me by the speakers up front or scaling the back. Cant mess with the middle of the dance floor, a lil one like me could end up being lost in there til everyone goes home!
By Black Girl
March 18, 2008 12:47 PM | Link to this
….excuse me…excuse me…excuse me!
Is it?…was that?…did i read 2CPTG come up in here?
Hey sexy thang!
By SlimOne
March 18, 2008 12:56 PM | Link to this
Ared was that the only time you kissed a girl Um…nope. I kissed a white chick once.
How many times have You locked lips with another chick?
By Binford2K8
March 18, 2008 12:59 PM | Link to this
Heather Mills got $50 million USD for 4 years of marriage and a baby? You HAVE to be kidding me!
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/18/mccartney.mills/index.html
Ladies, please feel free to comment
Wouldn’t it be justice if a crazy brit ripped off Heather’s fake leg and beat her with it!
By Ted
March 18, 2008 1:03 PM | Link to this
so wen we meetn? ared/slim/61 and the other. cant remembr her nm.
By SeanJohnson3000
March 18, 2008 1:04 PM | Link to this
@Binford..with the kinda bread dude playing with…he is laughing at her because he got of EASY…
By BigWords
March 18, 2008 1:06 PM | Link to this
Binford
That’s why when you marry, you should think permanent, not temp. That’s what he get. And a pre-nup should have been signed. If she said h3ll to the naw to the nup, then he should have told her to kick rocks.
By Pauly Mac
March 18, 2008 1:14 PM | Link to this
LOL @ B2K
This one’s for you:
The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”
The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir?”
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.
The amazed father asks: “It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: “Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s b@lls!”
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 1:15 PM | Link to this
Slim…ok, so you’ve kissed more than one chick..are you bi-curious? or you did still during the wild college dayz….
By Dan
March 18, 2008 1:16 PM | Link to this
Blogtender
10 apple Martini’s for:
5 for Slim and 5 for ARed for asking. A shot each of Jaeger, and a spotlight…
alright ladies…let’s get it on….
By The Truth
March 18, 2008 1:18 PM | Link to this
IG your dog is easy. As soon as I grab his leash you’ll notice he changes. The hard part is re-training you. With that in mind I need to put a leash and collar on you to show you what I mean. Really, what is he doing? Growling, not listening, biting. Let me know but I promise I have a 5 second solution.
Slim I have a neighbor I want you to french kiss.
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 1:27 PM | Link to this
Ted, that definitely will not happen. All the bloggettes are not bi-curious.
By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)
March 18, 2008 1:28 PM | Link to this
AhhhhSlim a woman after my own heart! btw back from lunch.
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 1:31 PM | Link to this
The other one would be ME!
By The Truth
March 18, 2008 1:34 PM | Link to this
Binford 50 mil is ok at his level. He still won’t miss it. It’s the cat down the street making $3000 a month and paying 900 thats taking a beating.
sexy I thought you was down with a menage? Your not backpedaling are you.
All the ladies that are down for a little lickity split raise your hand. I already counted you 6’1.
By 2CPTG©
March 18, 2008 1:34 PM | Link to this
hey Black Girl…..wit yo sexy black azz!
By pisces 08
March 18, 2008 1:36 PM | Link to this
What up, y’all. Thought I would pop in and say Hi.
@ Red. You back?
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 1:37 PM | Link to this
Truth do you see my 1:31 (LOL). I don’t backpedal on much in life.
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 1:37 PM | Link to this
Truth…lol….just make sure my collar/leash is pink with speckles of green.
Regarding my dog, I don’t trust him around child, and other dogs. He becomes too aggressive easily. He decides to be obedient when he wants too. I’ve been bitten by him when I tried to stop him from doing something.
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 1:38 PM | Link to this
Truth…lol….just make sure my collar/leash is pink with speckles of green.
Regarding my dog, I don’t trust him around children, and other dogs. He becomes too aggressive easily. He decides to be obedient when he wants too. I’ve been bitten by him when I tried to stop him from doing something.
By SlimOne
March 18, 2008 1:40 PM | Link to this
IG College days…I always found women attractive but not to the point of wanting to be with one relationship wise. I’m a Gemini and we have a tendency to be experimenters…sort of like to try new things out. What intrigued me about it was the sensualness (If thats a word) of women when they are together…makes up for what you don’t get from men. I’m real about mine..very comfortable with my sensuality.
Truth So when we all getting together? lol j/k..yes really j/k
By BigWords
March 18, 2008 1:46 PM | Link to this
Did someone say the Trap!
By Rell - I Stay Woke
March 18, 2008 1:46 PM | Link to this
@mo…thats cool…because friday night i was in marine mode….i had the keys in one hand and my shows on laying in my hallway…..with the new reports blaring…i was ready to go
slim…kissing on chicks…i missed that earlier…..yeahhhh…lol
mo..hit me dwilliams2022@hotmail.com
By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)
March 18, 2008 1:46 PM | Link to this
IG my yorkie (hercules) is a trip. He needs to get discipline, he is too over protective, when he hears someone raising their voice he starts barking. When I try to spank the kids which is rarely, he jumps up and tries to bite me. One time last week I was trying to spank big foot(son) and Zena (boxer)ran and snatched him up and took him off into a corner. The dogs in my house behave better than the dayuum kids.
By Black Girl
March 18, 2008 1:48 PM | Link to this
Heeey papi…
You sho’ nuf got it! Who says it’s tickin’?
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 1:51 PM | Link to this
Slim…Have you ever gone past just kissing? I feel like I’m getting to know the different personalities on this blog, so its interesting hearing this from you.
By Binford2K8
March 18, 2008 1:57 PM | Link to this
The women are notoriously quiet on the McCartney divorce - SPEAK UP!
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 1:58 PM | Link to this
6”1…..girl you cracking me up!
By The Truth
March 18, 2008 2:03 PM | Link to this
IG and 6’1 this is simple. Here’s the rules.
1) You always eat first. Then feed him but only after he sits down. Never let him eat unless you have eaten first and make sure he watches. Also, no begging. Thats disrepectful. The pack leader gets the choicest meats and eats first.
2) He must sleep below you. Not on your bed. This is the number 1 reason people get bit by their own dogs. He cannot sit on furniture. The pack leader sleeps higher because he has to survey the terrain, he’s always on guard duty.
3) Don’t touch him unless you call him to you. He must respect your personal space. The pack leader initiates contact if and when he wants. If you’re walking and he’s in the way kick him out of the way.
4) You go out the door first. The pack leader leads 24/7. Anyone not willing to follow must suffer the consequences.
What you are experiencing is a dog that doesn’t see you as the pack leader. These 4 rules will establish you as the pack leader. For the kids, take the kids and dog walking and have the dog on the leash walking behind the kids. Never let him enter the kids room, he has to stay at the door. This will help establish them as higher up the sructure than him. Also, let the kids feed him but only after he sits down.
The next time he growls or tries to bite you put his collar and leash on and try to literally rip his head off. If done right you’ll only need to do this once. I am the pack leader and only I can hand out punishment. Anyone else caught doing so catches a swift beat down and removal from the pack. Violence is not allowed, period. If you saw my dogs you’d understand why.
Your dog can change in 5 seconds. He’s not human and doesn’t hold grudges like humans. He just wants to know here he is in the pack.
If you need more help I can meet you and show you better than I can tell you. The thing is YOU have to make the changes.
Shoot me an email at atlred01@yahoo.com
Ok, so we’re on for Lickfest 08 at my house with the blogettes this friday at 9 pm. Fellas, I’ll email you the directions to my house next week.
By Bre
March 18, 2008 2:05 PM | Link to this
ARED Totally off topic, what did you think of the play. If you’ve replied I’m sorry I could have missed I mostly scan the blog during the day.
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
March 18, 2008 2:08 PM | Link to this
Rell mail call
Binford On Paul McCartney, I dont agree with the money that she got and actually I am glad she didnt get more. She wasnt there when he made most of that money so why is she entitled to a major chunk of it after so little time?
By SlimOne
March 18, 2008 2:08 PM | Link to this
IG I’m not certain this forum is a place to get into nitty gritty details. Let’s just say I previously told 6’1” that she had to take care of the bottom half cuz Slim don’t go there. I wouldn’t know i din’t like it unless…
By Lena
March 18, 2008 2:09 PM | Link to this
Binford, what do you want hear? DO you actually think women across the world are all congregated in a secret room hi-fiving the celebration of some celebrity’s divorce?
It’s outrageous and doesn’t reflect on anyone but the people involved.
Do you have something to get off your chest?
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 2:10 PM | Link to this
Raqi - I thought it was real EXTRA but I was trying to be PC. LOL Desperate works too.
SlimOne - My girl kiss count currently stands at zero.
Dan - 5 martinis was 5 years ago. Save your money on the last two. 3 will get me there now. Though I don’t ever want to go back! LOL
By Raqi
March 18, 2008 2:10 PM | Link to this
BinF What is there to comment on? Do you realize who you are talking about? Paul McCartney…the ultimate Beatle. I guarantee that settlement didn’t even put a dent in his total worth.
These Hollywood icons know what they are in for should their marriages end. And to say a person gets more than they deserve in these settlements is unmerited. We don’t know what they have had to endure being in that relationship.
By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.
March 18, 2008 2:12 PM | Link to this
Truth Wow that is how you train your dogs??? Last week you were relating human relationships to dogs……How could you compare the too. You’re an animal!!
By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)
March 18, 2008 2:13 PM | Link to this
Slim & IG I must admit that 2 women together is a very sensual and beautiful sight. It is so different from being with a man, with women is is just so passionate everytime, even quickies and it just feeled with so much emotion. With a man it is totally different. But I still just can’t really stay on one side of the fence it is like I crave to be with them both.
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 2:15 PM | Link to this
Truth….thanks for the advice! I printed out the info and will give it a try. I will have to make sure that my son and/or brother does not punish him (only me). I will let you know if this helps and will send you a note.
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 2:18 PM | Link to this
Whoops, missed your comment pisces, I’m leaving again on Thursday but I’m here all next week. My schedule revolves around the Final Four basically.
By Ted
March 18, 2008 2:18 PM | Link to this
truth so who’s all in attendance. i didnt no dis blog was freaky like dis. slim check, 61 check, ared check, sexy check, and…………….i no theres others
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 2:18 PM | Link to this
Sorry Binford, had to go back to see your original post. Heather Mills is a prime example of what BK said yesterday in terms of some who marry for money can come out rich. Hell no, she doesn’t deserve the 40-50mil (?) for 4 years of marriage. She says she loved him and never planned on divorce. She probably planned her divorce in her mind at the alter!
By Alvin
March 18, 2008 2:19 PM | Link to this
Bin Dude, I would have had ole girl feeling straight disrespected, if I was going to be out of 50mil…But I doubt he’ll even miss it.
Slim tell these ladies to go and find out for themshelves what it’s like.
*You don’t see dudes going around asking what it’s like to kiss another dude (sshiddddd, I HOPE not).
Hey Bre’
6’1 I seen this tall cutie on a ‘08 busa last night…I tried and failed
Mo like why ol’girl who is shape like a bowling pin keeps switching wigs out?
Hello Sexyleggs
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 2:20 PM | Link to this
Island Girl - I also find this stuff interesting. And I also think you have a demon dog. LOL
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 2:22 PM | Link to this
…my house with the blogettes this friday at 9 pm. Fellas, I’ll email you the directions to my house next week. My jaws are hurting from laughing so much.
Truth at first reading I thought you were talking about the lickfest with your first point on dog training. Took me a minute to see you were really talking about a dog. I’m perverted!
By Alvin
March 18, 2008 2:24 PM | Link to this
And Raqi, when is your love and relationship novel coming out?
Rell I am just glad you are still alive to tell about it.
You are my HERO
Now waving G.I. Joe flag
By Dan
March 18, 2008 2:24 PM | Link to this
I feel as if it’s my duty….
But did anyone else notice that Slim didn’t end that 2:08 reply with lol?
Slim if not here, where? If not us, who?
Come on Slim, share with the group…
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 2:25 PM | Link to this
Bre - I thought the play was very good. I had read or see the play before, so I didn’t know what it was about.
I think the acting was excellent EXCEPT for James Earl Jones. I don’t konw if he was drunk, or essentric or what. His delivery was off and half the time he was yelling like the King of Zamunda. Everyone else killed it. I love me some Anika Noni Rose.
What did you think?
By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)
March 18, 2008 2:26 PM | Link to this
Truthy, I love my babies, what your talking bout is cruel and it might not get you to **Leavenworth but it will dayuum sho get you to Rice Street I cant treat them like that. I just told you that the dogs act better than the children. Will that work on the children.
By Bre
March 18, 2008 2:28 PM | Link to this
Alvin I was just wondering where you were at. I hope all is well.
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
March 18, 2008 2:28 PM | Link to this
Alvin old girl shaped like a bowling pin I am over here LMBAO!!!! You cannot tell Ms Thang that she isnt the finest thing in here!! I am glad she is switching out wigs personally….now if someone could get her to throw out that ancient azz make-up she might be alright
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 2:28 PM | Link to this
Ted - How did I get in this? You can take me off the RSVP. LOL
By QueDogTeaching
March 18, 2008 2:29 PM | Link to this
What up Blog said while hoping for lots of rain for this pollen season that is about to kick off.
On-topic and a true story I was sick as all get out in January of this year. For 4 days I was down and out. I am single, no kids, and no roommate. At one point I woke up in a daze and looked at the digital read out on my space heater, which read 85 degrees in my room. I had cold chills running up my back, and I was sweating, all while having a skullcap, sweat shirt, jogging pants, socks, and a quilt on top of my comforter. All I wanted was something to drink from down stairs. At that moment I said out loud to no one but myself “I need to get married!!”
I know I didn’t mean wedding vows right at that moment, but I meant I need someone to take care of me in my time of need.
Another benefit of having someone is going out on dates. It’s kind of hard to take someone you just met to a formal event. You also cannot take a newbie around your friends and family. Also at this age going out of town is much better with someone to share a hotel room with.
And before some of you independents tell me that you can do all of that alone, and you don’t need anyone to have fun, that is not what I am saying. I am strictly talking about when you are with someone it is almost a no brainer. Making plans involves the person you are with. Just my thoughts.
Que now reading about girls kissing and trying not to slob all at the same time Story to follow.
By Raqi
March 18, 2008 2:31 PM | Link to this
Okay The Truth I have to come up with another name to call you. smh
Let’s see…hmmm???
By Alvin
March 18, 2008 2:31 PM | Link to this
Will that work on the children?
Shaking my head sadly
Yeah.
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 2:32 PM | Link to this
Slim…I understand..the next drink is on me. lol
Ared.. yep, he is a demon dog, but with an angel face..that is why I love him.
By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)
March 18, 2008 2:34 PM | Link to this
**Alvin, I have a Ninja
By SlimOne
March 18, 2008 2:34 PM | Link to this
Alvin lol, looks like some folks are a lil curious themselves.
Slim now setting up Fresh Breath Female Kissing Booth. In walks, For Real, Truth, Dan dressed like the sequel to Two Wong Fu. Slim now throwing up in her mouth at the sight of the ugliest women she’s ever seen.
By Raqi
March 18, 2008 2:37 PM | Link to this
LOL QueD you sound like my brother. Every time he comes down to visit and I do something around the house or for The Man, my brother will say “Man Mason I need to get me one of those”. A wife that is.
You are correct, a mate is a everlasting date. Always available and ready to go.
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 2:38 PM | Link to this
Whoa!!! So Island Girl how many ladies have you kissed? Come on girl, it’s your turn. Ladies let’s put on our jammies and break out the jammies for this slumber party. The blog men are watching from the window. LOL
By For Real
March 18, 2008 2:41 PM | Link to this
12 camera phones
24 backup batteries
19 battery charges
Enough lighting equipment for 10 sets
5,000 yards of extension cord
A Polariod Camera (just in case)
Lick Fest 08 Priceless!
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 2:41 PM | Link to this
Whoops I meant to say “break out the ouija board.”
By Binford2K8
March 18, 2008 2:42 PM | Link to this
Lena
I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a Women’s War Room where they secretly celebrate victories like this. Where else can you get an unprecedented redistribution of wealth except through deceptive practices such as this?
I think Rell mentioned for the average man, it’s usually proportionally a lot worse. But even if it is 2% of McCartney’s net worth, Heather Mills makes out. The courts should make it all for the child and make her have to account for that money.
The law needs to be revised at this point - it is ridiculous. At this point in my life, I will definitely have a prenup. Unless the girl has a lot of bank, and then I’ll tell her we don’t need one because I love her - seems to be a good line.
By SlimOne
March 18, 2008 2:45 PM | Link to this
Alvin lol, looks like some folks are a lil curious themselves.
Slim now setting up Fresh Breath Female Kissing Booth. In walks, For Real, Truth, Dan dressed like the sequel to Two Wong Fu. Slim now throwing up in her mouth at the sight of the ugliest women she’s ever seen.
By The Truth
March 18, 2008 2:47 PM | Link to this
Blow I set rules and when they’re violated all hell breaks loose. Human or dog. You know when you violate whats coming. I know before you violate what i’m going to do. I’ve known for years. It’s very simple. BTW, you coming on as I hate attention w******* is weak as water. I know its you because it’s the same writing style. ??? and … are your trademarks. Come out of the closet.
Ted because your new here I’m going to handle this one and send you guys cliff notes.
6’1 it’s not cruel. That’s how dogs treat each other. Your dog doesn’t need your love or even know what it is. He needs a leader. If you fail to do the job he’ll do it. Thats whether he’s 5 lbs or 150 lbs. Dogs and women work better off of respect than love. Do what I say and I promise you when he looks at you like “yes master” you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Take your feelings out of the task and make your dogs happy. The same goes for your kids. Take your feelings out of it and tear that azz to shreds. If you don’t the world will.
It’s official, Lickfest 08 is on for this friday. Please shower beforehand and at my house we’ll all jump in the shower together. Underwear are forbidden and please don’t eat all day. There will be plenty to eat that night.
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 2:47 PM | Link to this
Ared…none….I’m not attractive to women nor am I curious. I have an open mind about a lot of things, but that is not one. I was just a little surprised to hear it from Slim.
Alvin….I would ask you how you’re doing, but since Demi is not here…I already know the answer.
By 6'1 & luvinit (aka Don' it All)
March 18, 2008 2:51 PM | Link to this
Slim Just reread your post, You wouldn’t know what yu like unless you tried it. You need to change your moniker to Slim aka don’it all 2!
By Bre'
March 18, 2008 2:51 PM | Link to this
Ared I was moved by the raw talent and emotions poured out on stage. Ms.Rose irked me a little at the start, she was just talked way to much. Mrs.Rashad did her thing, she really brought her character out with the most realness. Also I just saw A Raisin in the Sun tv special, she was good there also. Mr.Jones was pretty good when I saw it. I think Debbie Allen is very talented person, this is her first production of sorts. So it will take a few runs to find out what works and doesn’t work.
Overall its excellent. I’m really pushing for people to see it.
Que I’ve been there….its the pits. I was stuck in the Rookies a million miles from home and got the flu. Lived alone had just moved to Colorado, no friends or anything. I was sick a week. Sucked major….
By Rell - I Stay Woke
March 18, 2008 2:51 PM | Link to this
i see women kiss all the time…..trust me fellas..they do…just sit back in the club and watch how they hug and touch one another all night…even the so called straight women get a lil risque with an azz slap or t** grab or calling each other bytch..its all pent up sexual deviant behavior waiting to get out….and i usually get it out of them….without liquor..conversation rule the nation…and i have learned alot just by shutting my mouth and letting her blab about what she does not do….which means if you quiet lil buddy you can make me change my mind
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 2:52 PM | Link to this
Hey Alvin.
Dan, yes, I caught that.
SlimOne you are truly touched (in a good way). You are funny as hell!
Ok, a good hang out buddy of mine (who just happened to be a white lesbian) decided to take an interest in me beyond our friendship, and like SlimOne I flirted a little (again liquid courage). Yes, I let her kiss me. Hell, we kissed each other. Some fondling was beginning to take place yet when she went to reach below I abruptly stopped. I enjoyed the kiss, but often wonder should I have gone all the way since I am now curious.
By 6'1 & luvinit (aka Don' it All)
March 18, 2008 2:54 PM | Link to this
Thanks truthy I run dis shyt bootcamp starts as soon as I get home.
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 2:55 PM | Link to this
Island Girl - Gotcha. I just wasn’t sure where the drink invite was leading. LOL
By SlimOne
March 18, 2008 2:55 PM | Link to this
IG Why surprised to hear it from me?
By Staceye
March 18, 2008 2:58 PM | Link to this
Sexyleggs Don’t know why he thinks I’m sitting at my desk to do work! LMAO…classic!
nope. I kissed a white chick once I swear 6’1 will hunt you down girl. This is froplay! LOL
Binford the gold digging Heather Mills should only gotten a million for each year of marriage only because she had a child. That is nuts! If she was to all of sudden go missing…I would not be mad at Paul! LOL
Pauly Mac Love the joke! LOL
IG Regarding my dog, I don’t trust him around child, and other dogs. He becomes too aggressive easily. He decides to be obedient when he wants too. I’ve been bitten by him when I tried to stop him from doing something you dog sounds just like a man…i think he was human in former life! LOL
By 6'1 & luvinit (aka Don' it All)
March 18, 2008 2:59 PM | Link to this
The first girl that I was with while in college had a saying Curiosity killed the Cat but Satisfaction bought it back!
By Alvin
March 18, 2008 3:02 PM | Link to this
Bre’ thing are going well here, has the market calmed down a bit, so you can take a breather?*
Alvin, I have a Ninja
@6’1 Like, why do I see you throwing ninja stars at car’s on 285?
While screaming:
Move Bish!!
By Rell - I Stay Woke
March 18, 2008 3:03 PM | Link to this
I SEE alot of ladies maybe curious or lets say non-traditional and i am thinking…..maybe if you were your true self you would find that man that shares your same ideals..you cant fit a square in a round hole…
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 3:08 PM | Link to this
Slim…I’m not sure. It might be that I’m always looking forward to hearing a joke from you, so getting this side is just a little surprising. It’s all good.
By Alvin
March 18, 2008 3:09 PM | Link to this
IslandGirl you Dayum Right I am in a foul mood…now please remove you shirt & bra, I would like to try out this eatable bra on you, LOL
By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)
March 18, 2008 3:10 PM | Link to this
Alvin that would be me!
By The Truth
March 18, 2008 3:12 PM | Link to this
Sexy since everyone’s coming clean, I had an experience similar to yours. I met a white chick too and after she skull fugged me I knew I would never be the same. Btw, we went all the way. LOL
6’1 its not being a taskmaster. Would you try to kiss a piranha? No, because he doesn’t recognize that type of emotion. Neither does your dog. Do what i tell you and you and your dog will have a realtionship you’ll remember forever.
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 3:14 PM | Link to this
Bre - I was delighted by Philicia Rashad. I didn’t know she had that much range. Anika did talk a lot in the beginning, but heck she didn’t write the lines. We were wondering when she’d finally shut up. LOL
I think James Earl Jones had been drinking that night. We caught him laughing with Terrance Howard a couple of times. I’d go see it again and I’m also encouraging others to go as well!
By Stephanie
March 18, 2008 3:14 PM | Link to this
What are the things you don’t really appreciate when they happen but end up missing when you’re single again?
I took advantage of Robert when we were together. He was very valuable to me and the kids. He could do anything, fix anything and was the best lover. When I got my first chance, I told him how much he made a difference in my life. I feel better that he now knows. I learned something and have carried this lesson to my current relationship.
By SlimOne (aka Above the waist)
March 18, 2008 3:15 PM | Link to this
6’1” You need to change your moniker to Slim aka don’it all 2! lol Good one.
By Staceye
March 18, 2008 3:15 PM | Link to this
Que It’s kind of hard to take someone you just met to a formal event I have had dudes take me to formal events after just meeting me.
Ared I too am at zero on the ever kissed a girl meter? I have no interest in kissing girls.
By Bre'
March 18, 2008 3:16 PM | Link to this
Alvin I can never take a breather, with the Bear Stearns mess alot of ppl are looking for jobs. Not to be the grudge Lehman is right behind them. So the woohss will be going on for a long time. At least until the end of this year.
By Dan
March 18, 2008 3:16 PM | Link to this
@6’1
That’s funny Curiosity killed the cat…
That’s my motto, too.
By Blue_Kolla
March 18, 2008 3:17 PM | Link to this
Dan, 6’1 just translated for you ===> You wouldn’t know what yu like unless you tried it. You need to change your moniker to Slim aka don’it all 2!
By Nasty Dan
March 18, 2008 3:19 PM | Link to this
Slim….
Now you know I ain’t giving up on it…
It felt wierd the first time I went down there too…
But once you get over that and the clamping of the thighs to your head at that most excellent moment between you two, it’s not that bad….
By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.
March 18, 2008 3:24 PM | Link to this
Truth You are brutal…I told yall he was crazy….Talkin about he know what he gonna do. Random thoughts of crazy 730 muthafucka..I can see you know with black war paint under your eyes….grinding your teeth TYPING as your type..Get some help truth it’s gettin sick. Don’t pen no fake monikers on me. I caught enough heat & hate as it is for being BLOW….idiot!!
By BigWords
March 18, 2008 3:24 PM | Link to this
NASTYDAN
You ate puddy 4fore? I would have never guessed.
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 3:26 PM | Link to this
I’m not trying to be funny, but does skull fugged mean what I think it means (dry humping on the noggin until she becomes wet??).
QDTeaching, your 2:29 was right on point.
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 3:28 PM | Link to this
Staceye - This white girl almost got me! I visiting my friend in another city who is also an EX and we stopped to pick up his “homegirl.” We were all on the couch talking and all the sudden she leaned in to go for it. I caught her mouth with my hand and pushed her away! I looked at my ex all wild eyed and he had the nerve to say that he hoped I’d be down for a threesome. WTF??? I was like H#LL NO and everyone almost died that night cuz I was gonna kill em. I was so p** he thought I’d be willing to do something like that, especially with no prior warning or concent!
He followed the white girl into the bedroom closed the door and 5 minutes later I heard them having sex! I was pretty much stranded. So I waited for them to finish, looking like a gump on the couch. LOL.
Oh, and by the way, this is my ex who had the fiance who looked the other way when he pulled ish like this.
By Wise Diva
March 18, 2008 3:29 PM | Link to this
ya’ll should go set up your own chat room/message board to talk about this kind of stuff. I’m saying, TMI, all day today.
By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.
March 18, 2008 3:30 PM | Link to this
SORRY FOR THE TYPOS TRUTH
Truth You are brutal�I told yall he was crazy�.Talkin about he know what he gonna do if you step out line.SMH!!! . Random thoughts of crazy 730 .I can see you now with black war paint under your eyes�.grinding your teeth as u Type..Get some help truth it�s gettin sick. Don�t pen no fake monikers on me. I catch enough heat & hate as it is for being BLOW�.freakin idiot!!
By Alvin
March 18, 2008 3:31 PM | Link to this
Bre’ Wow, tell hubby to have your bath water ready and load with some of your favorite scents, when you get home…Dayum I miss having some one to do special things for..
Demi, get out of my head!!!
Stephanie you post reminded me of dumb I once was. Doing all the right things and not being appreicated sucks…feeling a little of women pains and headache, I am now joining slim and 6’1 in the stream room with cam in hand..
Ladies, I need to feel loved!!
LOL
By Raqi
March 18, 2008 3:33 PM | Link to this
And my post get frowned upon. LMBO
By Dan
March 18, 2008 3:37 PM | Link to this
@Words..kinda slow, huh? lol, really
@ARed
That was the guerilla pimpin right there, set up the move hoping you go for it, if not get his anyway. Big hand move! I love it!
Btw, I know you may have been hurt at the time, but I am crying over here …and I waited til they finished…on the couch like Gump… My GAWD that’s funny!!!!
@WD
It’s spring, get with it, err’body either sick or in heat!
By SlimOne (aka Above the waist)
March 18, 2008 3:39 PM | Link to this
Nasty Dan Sounds like you have a P.E.D (pddy eatin degree) Where did you do your residency? LOL! I’m good bruh. I love my men. I only like looking at chicks. ha ha ha
Slim now picking up Alvin heading out to Strokers for some afternoon delight
By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)
March 18, 2008 3:40 PM | Link to this
Sorry wise!!
By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.
March 18, 2008 3:42 PM | Link to this
lmaooooooooooooo @ WISE DIVA Girl you know by now how it goes down…and what’s funny ALL…how she just creep up out of the woodworks…No hey, how yall doing…comments! LMAO! That was funny though!lmao!
By Alvin
March 18, 2008 3:43 PM | Link to this
Wise Diva I blame Bella think of this topic makes me think of all the special things I’ve done, that has gotten me well rewarded by the ladies in my life.
WD is now using one of her spells to skank Alvin’s wang
By Dan
March 18, 2008 3:44 PM | Link to this
@Slim
Naw just a Masters, but I’m going back to teach…
6’1 I may need an assistant, wanna help?
We can use Leggs as the study subject.
By lmao
March 18, 2008 3:44 PM | Link to this
err’body either sick or in heat!
By SlimOne (aka Above the waist)
March 18, 2008 3:48 PM | Link to this
Blow When someone is * lying here in fuzzy socks and an old t-shirt watching old episodes of Gilmore Girls wishing there was someone who would run out and buy me medicine or make tea for me* the sense of humor tends to go out the window.
Wise We’re sorry…so sorry. Take a shot of Nyquil and we’ll see ya in the morning. I’ll leave Nasty Dan, Truth, Rell in charge of monitoring thangs.
By The Truth
March 18, 2008 3:50 PM | Link to this
Ared and Staceye both of you are better than zero’s. We need to get your count up on the girl kissing meter. Be at my house friday at 9.
Ladies, for lickfest 08, would you prefer porn or oxygen channel? I’m letting y’all pick.
By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)
March 18, 2008 3:50 PM | Link to this
Sure Dan I am down!
By Stephanie
March 18, 2008 3:52 PM | Link to this
Alvin You don’t miss a good thing until it’s gone. I’m pretty sure you’re a victim of this too. Just think about any situation. It doesn’t have to be relationship related. We’re all human and make mistakes, but to me the mistake is repeating it. Take care all.
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 3:52 PM | Link to this
Dan - I’m not one of those wounded chicks. I was just mad and insulted. I wasn’t in danger or anything. But yes, his method was to throw some ish out there and see if it stuck. Hardly anything ever did, but he got the wheels turning.
But yeah, I was on the couch like a Gump. Just waiting and wondering how in the world I got into this mess and thanking my lucky stars I didn’t end up with that fool. LOL
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 3:55 PM | Link to this
Dan…where are you holding registraion for your class.
Truth…you know I typically got your back, but IG can’t get down with that lickfest nonsense. The only licking that would be going on is during our 69 position. lol
By Alvin
March 18, 2008 3:56 PM | Link to this
*SlimOne, How about we head to the shooting range dress as Mr & Mrs Smith. You would be amazes hot firing guns get you.
I am now remembering how the same chick put a gun to my head after doing a line of white stuff.
By Dan
March 18, 2008 3:57 PM | Link to this
Seriously WD
I am sorry, but drunken tales went into other stories and so on and so on….
We all grown, but I feel you, there might be a kid somewhere watching…if not now after school. You’re right, we’ll behave…
Leaving with the image of little kid at dinner…
mommy, what is skull fugging….
By BigWords
March 18, 2008 3:58 PM | Link to this
Wise gon get yall. lol.
By Blue_Kolla
March 18, 2008 3:59 PM | Link to this
…now putting on my anti-salt-pillar glasses as the inhabitants of Sodom frolick in mayhem.
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 4:03 PM | Link to this
Alvin……I like you too much to have you eat my bra and undies. Lets be friends.
By Nasty Dan
March 18, 2008 4:03 PM | Link to this
@ARed
I wasn’t saying you were hurt by it your defiant attitude speaks to that, but feel me..
ARed sitting on the couch..looking around… when the noise starts…wondering what it is…she takes 2 minutes and a loud oh! to finally get was happening…ARed sits there, waiting for them to finish… admiring the house decoration or turning up the TV…
It’s just that scene that is killing me, swear I’m still tearing up!
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 4:04 PM | Link to this
This We can use Leggs as the study subject, and skull fuggin has got to be the funniest thing today.
Thanks Alvin/Truth* for explaining that to me. Makes sense!
By Alvin
March 18, 2008 4:05 PM | Link to this
Ms.Eye I am in a mood to be tied up for some reason…Do you have any stills in face riding?
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 4:09 PM | Link to this
Dan - That’s pretty much it. I heard the moanings and went and listened at the door to be sure and was like “oh snap!”
So I just sat there on the couch and started text messaging. Had my friend rolling. LOL
By BigWords
March 18, 2008 4:10 PM | Link to this
Red
You could at least watch! Dang girl, remove the halo. It’s ok to be freaky.
By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.
March 18, 2008 4:11 PM | Link to this
WHAT IN D HELL
The blog women are talkin about bi curiosity..and the blog men go into hiding….What kind of buffonery is this? Isn’t this the main topic that should have 500 million post. Binford Asking about McCartney’s case..While the ladies are talkin about kissin ladies. SMH!! Only ones who’s on it is TRUTH Stankin A$$!! and Rell …smh! again!
By Alvin
March 18, 2008 4:12 PM | Link to this
IslandGirl this is how I read your statement:
Alvin……I like you too much to have you eat my bra and undies. Lets be friends…Feel to eat me though.
IG is now beating Alvin back into Demi
On the real, I am cool with that Ma…
By Staceye
March 18, 2008 4:14 PM | Link to this
ARED your experience is why I always drive..I hate being stranded!LOL
Alvin I am in a mood to be tied up for some reason You know I have the tools baby. You prefer the 6ft whip or the 2ft? Do you have any stills in face riding Yes sir..I do! You a fool for that one! LOL
Truth uhhhh…no thanks dude!LLOL
By The Truth
March 18, 2008 4:15 PM | Link to this
Blow you wanna eat some cupcake with frosting?
By IslandGirl
March 18, 2008 4:16 PM | Link to this
Sorry Wise, but Dan…that was hilarious!!!!!!!
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 4:16 PM | Link to this
BigWords - I peeked but I felt dirty. LOL!
AmazonRed off to find a pool of holy water after her last confession LOL
By Nasty Dan
March 18, 2008 4:18 PM | Link to this
@ARed
Imma get with Words on this one, one day you’ve gotta at least watch… if not live, video…
I just have this image of you like “no, wait, sliiiii, hold on, uh,uh… I don’t do that…what’s wrong with missionary?”
Don’t be that girl..
By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)
March 18, 2008 4:19 PM | Link to this
Blow ur a dayuum trip, I just did a spit take. All over my laptop.
By Blue_Kolla
March 18, 2008 4:20 PM | Link to this
Blow The blog women are talkin about bi curiosity..and the blog men go into hiding…
First of all, most of the dudes on here has some time under his belt, and ain’t no young azz jitterbug, so they mind ain’t all blowed out just ‘cause a few freaks talk about wildin’ out.
Second, at least for me, I hear it’s hot as hayo in Hell. So I leave all’at abomination type sh!t to yoll. That put a little light on things for ya?
By Alvin
March 18, 2008 4:22 PM | Link to this
Staceye 2ft feather…speaded eagle on the bed and cuff…oh yeah and the “joy tube”..careful of the pressure you use with it
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 4:24 PM | Link to this
Staceye - I was in a city I’ve never been before so I was chauffered around. That’s how he got me! (or tried too).
BigWords - I’m far from that girl. ;-)
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 4:25 PM | Link to this
…I hear it’s hot as hayo in Hell. Who told you that *BK?
By Staceye
March 18, 2008 4:30 PM | Link to this
Alvin even if you say uncle..i will whip dat azz! LOL
Ared girl that is some craziness! LOL
By Alvin
March 18, 2008 4:34 PM | Link to this
said with my best B. Long
Blue_Kolla Watch This…LOL
By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)
March 18, 2008 4:35 PM | Link to this
Blue got me opening my bible. Quoting the 23rd Psalm, inserting women after want.
By Alvin
March 18, 2008 4:36 PM | Link to this
Staceye LOL
By Blue_Kolla
March 18, 2008 4:36 PM | Link to this
Leggs …I hear it’s hot as hayo in Hell. Who told you that *BK?
Some dude named Gabriel, said he was some kinda Arch Angel.
By AmazonRed
March 18, 2008 4:40 PM | Link to this
Staceye - That just goes to show you how boring my life is. That’s probably the craziest story I’ve got. A twarted threesome. LOL
By 2CPTG©
March 18, 2008 4:43 PM | Link to this
*”First of all, most of the dudes on here has some time under his belt, and ain’t no young azz jitterbug, so they mind ain’t all blowed out just ‘cause a few freaks talk about wildin’ out.
Second, at least for me, I hear it’s hot as hayo in Hell. So I leave all’at abomination type sh!t to yoll. That put a little light on things for ya?”*
let the chu’uch say amen!
By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)
March 18, 2008 4:43 PM | Link to this
Good nite, thank you for a having a good day typing it up with U. Have a safe trip home. C U N da mernin!
By Staceye
March 18, 2008 4:44 PM | Link to this
ARED I have never particpated in one either. If I had a dime for everytime I have been asked to join in I’d be rich! I was the camera woman for one before.LOL
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 4:46 PM | Link to this
BK, I was trying to be funny. Thought you might come up w/another name.
By Blue_Kolla
March 18, 2008 4:51 PM | Link to this
Leggs I was trying to be funny. Thought you might come up w/another name.
I know. That’s why I called on my boy G. LOL I ain’t mean to bust up yoll’s party though. Do what’cha do. Your boi just gon’ hang out on the edge of town, ‘til it’s safe to come back.
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 4:59 PM | Link to this
Good night everyone!
Bella make yourself a hot toddy and sweat tonight!
By SexyLeggs
March 18, 2008 5:14 PM | Link to this
It will be safe tomorrow.
Put up those ALERT antennas.
By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.
March 18, 2008 5:16 PM | Link to this
So we have some church going men in here…Hell I can’t tell..Yall the same mofo in here cussin like sailors….i COULD NOT tell you heathens!! lmao1
By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.
March 18, 2008 5:19 PM | Link to this
Truth
What is frosting on a cupcake?
NO i like foot long hot dogs better….But feel free to eat the frosting on my cupcake…tee hee hee lmao!
By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.
March 18, 2008 5:20 PM | Link to this
One thing I do like about BELLA she closes and opens late..lmao!!
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