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The green-eyed monster
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
I can remember only two times in my life when I have been really, truly, green with envy. Once was when a long-time high school boyfriend (with whom I was on a break) was talking up a cutie patootie on the volleyball team. She was tall with long, curly brown hair and pretty quiet—in direct contrast to my loud, boisterous flaming aura of blondness. I was seething that she would receive the same type of attention that I had received only days prior.
The other time was over a man I actually never had any claim on—a friend I’d been spending every day with that summer but was not dating. When he took what was supposed to be a weekend trip up to his sister’s wedding, the holiday extended into a one-month stay with a woman he’d met at the reception. I almost can’t explain my feelings, since he wasn’t mine and I didn’t want him to be, but for some reason I felt that I had been the special woman in his life and was now being tossed aside.
How disruptive can jealousy be to relationships? Is it always a bad thing? Is there ever a time when jealousy can actually help a relationship?
Have you ever experienced a bout of “irrational” jealousy, when you had no logical reason to be jealous? Has your partner ever been irrationally jealous?
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By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 8:55 AM | Link to this
Good morning WLB and MLB. I don’t believe in envying any one. Really, I don’t. I was taught early on that’s no reason to envy another because I’d have no idea how they got to be where they are or what demons are lurking under the skin. Everything on the outside is not what it’s cracked up to be.
By AmazonRed
October 18, 2007 9:11 AM | Link to this
I’m not a jealous person by nature. However, the few flashes of jealously I’ve had were under circumstances similar to Bella’s: They took place because I had little say or no control over the situation or relationship. That sign is usually a trigger that I have to make some moves.
I have never flown into a jealous rage or anything like that. When I feel the green eye monster popping up, I try to keep my emotions in check and figure out why I’m feeling that way.
By Beautiful
October 18, 2007 9:15 AM | Link to this
SexyLeggs, what’s up gurl! i don’t envy no one. why should i? instead of hatin’, i get to know the person and they usually end up being my buddy.
By Foots
October 18, 2007 9:20 AM | Link to this
Good morning! I’ll be mostly lurking today, but I did want to stop in to say hi. Rell I listened to the song last night and I appreciate the sentiment behind it. You aight with me…
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
October 18, 2007 9:24 AM | Link to this
Morning all!!
SexyLeggs thanks for the advice on the name change from yesterday. I will keep that in mind, even though he was the one that asked me to do it (fine by me)!! LOL
I have only been jealous one time in my life and that was when I found out my college sweetheart was married. I always felt like I was the only one for him so the fact that he married someone else had me seething. :-) Sad but true!
By abc
October 18, 2007 9:37 AM | Link to this
Jealousy is never a good thing. Someone has to be trying awfully hard to make me jealous. My girl, on the other hand, is very jealous. I don’t like it, but hey, nobody’s perfect.
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 9:38 AM | Link to this
Ha ha ha…I was first, I was first this morning! Cheap thrills are better than no thrills…LOL
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 9:47 AM | Link to this
Off topic @Bella/WD. MIA is a wonderful blog, and I wanted to say thank you to the two of you. Where else can a group of strangers forge their intellectual stance on life, along w/common sense and give the true, gritty aspects of dating.
How many of you take this blog home? By that I mean once home does this blog, or person’s philosophical diatribe creep in your mind while home. I think it was SlimOne who wondered why she doesn’t remember the goings on of us bloggers. I may be wrong. Anyway, I think this blog is cathartic for most, enlightening for others and pure entertainment for all of us. Where else can you get a verbal beatdown and recover quickly? Thank you to the MLB for keeping it real at all times. Congrats to the WLB for espousing sound advice from our point of few to the MLB. Sorry, just had to get this out!
By 2CPTG©
October 18, 2007 9:52 AM | Link to this
SexyLeggs….you must be bored….in here talkin to ya self…….and that was Sexy Cool who said that….
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 9:55 AM | Link to this
Beautiful, you are absolutely right. People are too mean and nasty, and that’s why I take time to talk and try to be nice to everybody I come in contact with. I’ve seen envy/jealousy destroy folk. It’s so not necessary!
By QC
October 18, 2007 9:55 AM | Link to this
Morning Bloggers
Have a great day everyone!!!!!
By Staceye
October 18, 2007 9:56 AM | Link to this
I’ve never been jealous. But I have been victim of jealousy and did not know it. It’s bad when people who do not know you get a preconceived notion about you because of the way you look and where you are from. I spent summers in SC with my family and the girls there were always mean to me..so that is why I always hung with boys. Then I just got to the point of being a loner. I still am somewhat. That green eyed monster hot me hard when I moved to ATL 3 years ago. My first day on the job ladies older and younger were giving me the stank face. Now SExyleggs you know being from NY we do not speak to people we do not know. But I knew that is not the case here. So I spoke pleasantly to everyone I passed, only to get the stank face and be talked about behind my back. The guys were very friendly and was very interested to talk to me and find out about me. The ladies never took the time…they just hated me for no reason. It’s really bad when your supervisor hates on you for no reason. I mean this chick could be my mom and she was guzzling Hater-aid! This 2-faced trick would smile up in my face about reading about my former pageant title of the previous year in a newspaper one day and then the next she was all up in cubicle trying to say I violated dress code. Now mind you the fat chick and her bony friend could wear a shirt with cleavage to her navel and no one said a thing. But let me wear something that fit nicely but did not reveal cleavage and all of a sudden there was a problem. She was definetely out to get me..she lied on me and tried to find anything she could to harass me about. It wasn’t my work….actually I learned my job and her better than her in less than 2 months. My mom said she probably thought I wanted her job. I was like Trick please…this may be your life but its only a stepping stone to pay my bills while I work on what I really want. So what I want to know is why do women judge others without even knowing them. Is that jealousy? I personally will give a girl her props if she looks nice is is rocking something I like. Why must we as women tear each other down instead of giving kudos where its due? Oh well…I guess if I had no haters…as my granny says…I ain’t hitting on shyt! LOL So hate away! LOL
By 2CPTG©
October 18, 2007 10:00 AM | Link to this
hmmmmm, since we’re alone Ms. Sexy Leggs….lemme holla atcha….lemme whisper in ya ear how I love mature women….I bet you’re like fine wine, just gettin’ better with age….com’mere and let this young buck make you feel like a teenager again…..you wit’ it? I won’t tell nobody….this can be our lil secret…..
By 2CPTG©
October 18, 2007 10:02 AM | Link to this
dammit, where did these folks come from…..damn blockers!!!! LOL!!!!
By SlimOne
October 18, 2007 10:05 AM | Link to this
SexyLeggs Yep, I have no clue what you’re talking about. Must’ve been an imposter.
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 10:09 AM | Link to this
2C, I am bored and thanks for the laugh. Sometimes I need my WLB to cockblock…LOL
By Jazzyone
October 18, 2007 10:11 AM | Link to this
Good morning ya! Hope everyone had a good night..lurking today…on topic jealousy can ruin a relationship! Envy, I think I have learned along time ago not to have that envy thing going on, not really my style.
Okay since this is a dating blog…worst dating experience in while last evening..started conversing with this guy, he tells me last night our sec convo all his financial woes its tight its this its that (now if men hate this why do they do it?) how about he says hes upset that mexiacans take his job but he won’t take hte work because the principal of it is wrong becasue its lower play? meanwhile hes complaining he had no work this week but hes emailing me and calling me and napping this entire week that ive known sure turnoff) WTF?
Then he tells me hes running all over looking for this guy that can help him get on sect 9 on a place hes renting for himself and his son and that he will take what ever the gov’ment will give him..my response was hmpf and started watching a tv show about to tell him holla ya..he then says whats that humpf about you thinking naw I can’t mess with this man he doesn’t want to work or do anything looking for a hand out….
I said hunh? no I could care less do you thats how you do it..but yeah you aren’t my type..and how presumtious that of you to assume we would hook up after 2 phone calls..
Now I didnt respond this way becasue of his situation I said it because hes turning down money sitting on his a* and complaining meanhwile im going to work erry day and hes taking my tax money to pay his rent being fricking lazy…sigh
Okay im done but dayum WTF is wrong with him?! hes 46…lawd help me…anyways lurking today ya be easy…yeah gimmie that ticket for the last post I know I know…
By 2CPTG©
October 18, 2007 10:12 AM | Link to this
Staceye, y’all gals are good for hatin’……dudes don’t typically show open envy…….’specially not in the dress category; if anything, dudes hate on dumb shyt, like material things…
By Staceye
October 18, 2007 10:14 AM | Link to this
Sexyleggs I told you…2C was waiting pounce on the Cougar!
GA Man I know..my post was long…where is my citation? But I had to get it out…
By Beautiful
October 18, 2007 10:16 AM | Link to this
Staceye, i work with a chick now who dresses nice every single day! i haven’t seen her wear the same clothes yet. she tells us how she has boxes and boxes of clothes and shoes with the price tag still on them. she came to me just last week and told me in private how hurt she is behind females hatin’ on her. i told her that they only wish they were you!
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 10:18 AM | Link to this
Staceye, guess you needed to get something off your chest this morning…LOL. Anyway, yes that’s a form of jealously. NYers don’t speak right out to everyone. Hey, if you’re pretty with a nice body and booming personality, people will hate. I live it everyday. I smile and keep on trucking…
By Jazzyone
October 18, 2007 10:24 AM | Link to this
Das I miss ya! love ya! and been thinking about you and those snickerdoodles from last year that you made and shipped….miss you allot!
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 10:28 AM | Link to this
Hey dont want to say anything, you never answered my question yesterday as to how Truth’s feelings got hurt.
Staceye you certainly said he would pounce…LOL
By 2CPTG©
October 18, 2007 10:37 AM | Link to this
I was being funny….jeesh!
By AmazonRed
October 18, 2007 10:41 AM | Link to this
Come on y’all. I know I don’t BELIEVE in jealousy either. I think it’s a wasted emotion. But that doesn’t mean I’ve NEVER been jealous. Even if it’s for a moment, it happens.
If are capable of having feelings, you’re capable of being jealous…
By DasKrait
October 18, 2007 10:43 AM | Link to this
Jazz and SexyCool, miss you guys too, aw, for the good ole days.
And how about my memory? last trip was in July, not May. thought of that later and went ‘wait, didn’t I do something in July?’..LOL
gotta make those snickerdoodles for our work Halloween party in about a week. Haven’t made them since Christmas. Gonna be nice.
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 10:45 AM | Link to this
We know 2C.
By For Real
October 18, 2007 10:46 AM | Link to this
2E’s Since you feel the need to get something off your chest lets start with that blouse.
By DasKrait
October 18, 2007 10:47 AM | Link to this
There’s cougars on this blog? I thought y’all were a bunch of youngsters. Maybe I need to stick around. You know how much I like cats.
joking!(well, except for liking cats)
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 10:51 AM | Link to this
ARed, If are capable of having feelings, you’re capable of being jealous…, very true but you push it aside and keep on moving. That’s all we’re saying.
By AmazonRed
October 18, 2007 10:56 AM | Link to this
DasKrait, seems to be a lot of “seasoned” folks on this blog! I feel like a youngster on here being 29. LOL
By Staceye
October 18, 2007 11:00 AM | Link to this
Jazzy I feel you girl….that lazy mofo needs his azz kicked!
Beautiful It does hurt. Nobody cares to get to know you they just hate you before finding out what you are all about. I too have an extensive wardrobe…but that is because of my love of Fashion and of shopping..and the knowledge of bargin hunting. But should I be hated for it? My friends back home and here call my closet Bloomingdales and come “shopping” at my crib when they have a hot date or trip or any special occasion.
Sexyleggs So it doesn’t stop huh? Oh well that just means you are hot stuff and to keep on doing your Diana Ross on those haters! LOL
For Real you so nasty! LOL
By Jewel
October 18, 2007 11:01 AM | Link to this
Good morning Everyone!
The unhealthy side of jealousy is feeling threatened by someone or something that you believe will take your partner’s affection away from you. Irrational bouts, as in temper tantrums? Growth and maturity should override such behavior. If you deem it necessary to act irrationally because of someone else’s behavior, examinewhy you are reacting this way, separate from what the other person has done. Irrational behavior could lead to criminal behavior if one does not deal with the underlying issues. Insecurity? Low self-esteem? Trust issues? Learn to love you. Recognize your value. Never compare yourself to someone else. Who is better at being you?
I do believe that there is a healthy level of jealousy. This is when a visible threat to the relationship occurs such as a woman who blatantly tries to hit on your man. You do not insecurely believe that she can “take your man.” No woman is capable of doing that. He makes the choice to be with her or not. However, you cannot sit idle and allow her to disrespect either you or your relationship. The key is how you handle the situation. You can choose to ignore her or politely put her in her place.
By AmazonRed
October 18, 2007 11:08 AM | Link to this
Well DUH SexyLeggs, of course you don’t give into the jealous feelings! However, the blog questioned asked for examples of times we’ve been jealous. I was hoping more people would have fessed up to times that they were.
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 11:13 AM | Link to this
Staceye, no it doesn’t stop. I too have an extensive wardrobe and boo coo (sp?) shoes. It’s all good. Let those hate who want to hate. There’s nothing you can do about it. Preconceived ideals about another person is sometimes hard to squelch. So, keep doing you and eventually they will see the true you. Believe you me, there are a lot of women here at my job who don’t like my small frame, my nice legs, how I wear heels all the time, and my personality. I don’t have time for all of that hating so I smile, tell them to have a nice day and strut the f…. away.
Jewel, You can choose to ignore her or politely put her in her place. I’ve learned over the years tact. Lord knows I wasn’t born with (don’t know many NYers who were). It’s very difficult to give a polite verbal beatdown, but it can be done.
By Rell
October 18, 2007 11:18 AM | Link to this
whats up folks…
staceye…they hatin on you lady….lol….you need to google the 48 laws of power…it will guide you on how to deal with those haters…btw that horn you tooting is LOUD…but i love it…lol
cougars…someone say cougar…i luvvvs me a hawt mature…so says my internet porn cookies…lol
By Rell
October 18, 2007 11:21 AM | Link to this
its a dayum marching band of horns up in here today…lol, let those horns breath…lol
i luvvvs me a confident women..blow dem ish ladies….lol
By Bre
October 18, 2007 11:29 AM | Link to this
Good Morning to all, with the market in the tank…might as well chime in.
I’ve never been a jealous person. But it seems I’ve always generated some type of hateration from females. Started out very young growing up in the backwoods of the country dirt very stinking poor. I’m like none of us had anything back then. Later on it was said I always held my head higher than others and I always acted like I was better than where I was at. It took a few sessions to get my head wrapped around that for sure. I was told to always be proud and hold my head high. I’ve always had more males friends than females friends that is for sure.
Overall the older you get the worst it seems to be. Or maybe that is just me.
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 11:35 AM | Link to this
Bre, I’m posting you again, because this is ME, except I grew up in “concrete jungle.” *I’ve never been a jealous person. But it seems I’ve always generated some type of hateration from females. Started out very young growing up in the backwoods of the country dirt very stinking poor. I’m like none of us had anything back then. Later on it was said I always held my head higher than others and I always acted like I was better than where I was at. It took a few sessions to get my head wrapped around that for sure. I was told to always be proud and hold my head high. I’ve always had more males friends than females friends that is for sure.
Overall the older you get the worst it seems to be. Or maybe that is just me.
By 2CPTG©
October 18, 2007 11:40 AM | Link to this
y’all ladies think y’all got it bad…imagine being hated on for being smart!!!! It’s one thing to be the only black child in a class, imagine being the only one at the school!!! all your homies going to the public schools while you’re going to the magnet school….that shyt kilt me as a child…..thus my ventures down the dark side; wanted to see what was so cool about being ignorant! I will say though, being bad did pay better!
By Jewel
October 18, 2007 11:42 AM | Link to this
Stacey I actually read the majority of that loooong post. Unfortunately, women can be so catty. It is the worst trait. I love the line, “She thinks she is cute.” Oh, really??? Hmmmph. Kill ‘em with kindness and humility.
Jealousy from someone who you consider a close friend is the worst. I have had to come to the realization with a couple of females that neither wished me well
By Staceye
October 18, 2007 11:48 AM | Link to this
Sexyleggs thanks for the advice. I wanna be like you when I grow up! LOL You are right…we NY’ers are not born with tact…
Rell I thank you to bruh! LOL Toot Toot!
By Dan
October 18, 2007 11:55 AM | Link to this
Good morning ladies,
Lurking here on what is (no offense) a female centric topic.
I’ve noticed in conversations with female friends that envy, hating, jealousy is a dynamic of female relationships. For the most part, if/when guys “hate” it’s about what you are percieved to have, but our resolution is based mostly in physicality. That is to say that if the “hater” dislikes the “hatee” that much, he’ll mostly likely try to resolve it in typical Alpha Male fashion, with a physical display of dominance (shout out to animal planet).
And while I won’t attribute it all to society, the fact that you ladies display this same dominance structure, yet have no physical resolution process (except in extreme cases).
Overall, though ladies I would use the advice of the homies of the Field Mob: “I must need more doing well and need more cheese, becuase the haters I got are starting to bore me”
When you think of it like that, those that would hate could become daily entertainment.
By Poppa Grande
October 18, 2007 11:56 AM | Link to this
Good Morning, all
co-sign 2C. Although, I did go to the public school. I was in gifted classes like that show “Head of the Class”, and I took AP classes in high school. The rest of the football team used to crack a few jokes about the SAT score. The team actually nicknamed me “Brain”. But it was always a little joke to them. Especially since a couple of them, couldn’t get the (then required 700) SAT score.
By For Real
October 18, 2007 12:00 PM | Link to this
Bre Ummmm “acted Like” is one word. Here you go.. “ackitlike” no need for thanks just doing my part (wink @Phoots)
By Deeva4Life
October 18, 2007 12:04 PM | Link to this
Jewel ^5 on your post. Jealousy from someone whom you consider a friend is the worst kind. I’ve grown accustomed to that behavior from outsiders, but when it’s within your own camp, that hurts. I’ve really been blessed to have some great “true friends” who never try to compete but instead applaud and support me. But there’s one that has always tried to “outshine” everybody else. The funny thing is, we all push her to be the best her she can be, but you never get that back.
I too have endured my share of jealous females but my mom taught me early on that everybody isn’t going to like me. This was more prevelant back home (small town in Mississippi)where ignorance runs rampant…they didn’t have anything and were mad if you tried to have something. I never understood that. So I befriend those that befriend me and keep it movin with all the others.
I don’t practive a spirit of jealousy, but there have been times where I felt envious of someone. But it was a healthy envy (if that’s possible). In my early 20’s there was this woman at my church that I envied. In my eyes, she embodied all the attributes of a true LADY and I envied that in her. But I didn’t make that envy bad by hating, I turned my envy into drive. I started assessing me and things in my life that I wanted to change so that someone would see the LADY in me and want to do the same.
By Annuts1bmun
October 18, 2007 12:08 PM | Link to this
I have been a “Hater” in the pass. Not for material things but for attention. I’m in recovery!!!LOL
But I have been the target of “Hater-ration” all of my life. When you are in a family and you are only one that looks like the milkman’s daughter, it comes with the territory.
By AmazonRed
October 18, 2007 12:09 PM | Link to this
Lawd, it’s a Dr. Phil session in here.
By Staceye
October 18, 2007 12:16 PM | Link to this
Jewel I have found out the hard way about thinking someone is your friend but is secretely trashing you and hating on you. The “she thinks she’s cute”line kills me too…I’ like , No you think, therefore I know I am”! Shuts them real quick.
By TeacherLady
October 18, 2007 12:19 PM | Link to this
I thank God for his healing power. He healed and delivered me from envy about 5 years ago and because of his AWESOME power I ahve not been the same. I give him all of the Glory!!! Thank you Jesus.
By Staceye
October 18, 2007 12:19 PM | Link to this
Annuts1bmun I thought I was the bodega owner’s daughter for a long time. LOL I am so the Black sheep of my family.
Hey you guys…take this test. I will tell you my score when you tell me yours:
http://loomy.svsbb.sk/HellTest.swf
By Jewel
October 18, 2007 12:27 PM | Link to this
Dan Perhaps. But, the topic is really about jealousy within male/female relationships, as in a committed relationship and marriage. Men do exhibit jealousy in this sense. Many have killed their wife/girlfriend as a result. The pathological behavior from the inability to control their jealousy. If I can’t have her, nobody will. So, jealousy is also a male centric topic.
By Bre
October 18, 2007 12:28 PM | Link to this
2 My best male friend one day broke that down to me. He was like that killed him everyday having to get on that bus and then coming home in the evening. He had to fight so much just to prove he was down and not crossing the line. And for what, just because he was “gifted” and went to a magnet/charter school. Men hate on each other in different ways. Then shake hands and go play ball together. If its a hand in jealousy its usually about either money or a chick. Dudes saying I bet I can pull his girl. That’s another one I don’t get. Like the hate really worth trying to get some chick because some dude you don’t like got her. Seriously.
SexyLegs You know at first I used to be mad about it. And it has really messed me up with female association. I don’t have a good record with it I have to admit. Its been hard for me to judge where they are coming from. Those that know me either hate me or love me for life. Now I take that energy and so thankful for it. I turn it positive, I give out more love and more compliments. Because the negative only gets you down. I know where I came from and where I’m going only hard work and holding my head up high keeps me where I’m at, and that’s with my head in the game.
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 12:29 PM | Link to this
Staceye, my score was 140.
By Annuts1bmun
October 18, 2007 12:30 PM | Link to this
Staceye I know the feeling, I was raised in Rural GA and back then the white insurance man came to the house to pick up the life ins. premuim and for a long time I thought he was my daddy. LOL
Secretly, my other 4 sisters taunted me by saying he was my daddy.
By Dan
October 18, 2007 12:36 PM | Link to this
@Jewel
I was talking about the discussion as it had unfolded to the point that I submitted.
But again the same model holds true, for men. You take/want my girl, you take her from me. Which back in the day meant a fight, today cats too pretty to scuffed up.
But I’ve seen the aforementioned (sorry work mode) model for women in male/female relationships. The friend wants her homegirls man, she’ll get him. Never discuss the act with her homegirl and stay happy in the fact that while not a direct assualt, the indirect assault happened and she has essentially won.
Men butt heads, women fight for perception.
It seems to me to be how we act
By Deeva4Life
October 18, 2007 12:39 PM | Link to this
Staceye my score was 93
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
October 18, 2007 12:40 PM | Link to this
Staceye My score was 110….
By AmazonRed
October 18, 2007 12:52 PM | Link to this
My score was 108.
By Jewel
October 18, 2007 12:53 PM | Link to this
Deeva4Life You hit the nail on the head in your last paragraph. That is an example of positive jealousy. You harnessed the emotion and used it to become a better you. Everyone should have at least one person they admire; someone who exhibits traits they wish to adopt. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. If you are smarter (Insert thinner, cuter, richer, etc.) than your circle of friends, you need a new set of friends. It gets ugly when the person obsesses over the other. They really need to deal with their own insecurities at that point.
By QC
October 18, 2007 1:15 PM | Link to this
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By Rell
October 18, 2007 1:25 PM | Link to this
@Most Hated On…my score 165…lol
By trekr5
October 18, 2007 1:44 PM | Link to this
QC
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By Jewel
October 18, 2007 1:53 PM | Link to this
What Do I Look Like?
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband just looked at his wife and said, “What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?”
A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, “Honey, the car won’t start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?” “What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?” was his response.
Another couple of weeks go by, and it’s raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he’s walking through the door. “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?” He just looked at her and said “What do I look like, Bob Vila?” and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.
One weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn’t leaking anymore either.
His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, “Honey, how come there aren’t any more leaks, and the car’s running?”
She replied nonchalantly, “Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything.” “Wow, did he charge us anything?” asked the husband. “No, he just said that he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him” she said.
“Cool. What kind of cake did you make?” asked the husband. “Cake? What the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?
By Corbin
October 18, 2007 1:54 PM | Link to this
O.K., I took the test … scored 138, that might be pretty low for most dudes … but I’m on the reserved side anyway.
By Foots
October 18, 2007 1:55 PM | Link to this
2CPTG I got the hate in school because I was the smart girl. I was naturally quiet, so they perceived that as me being too good to talk to them. Actually, I was too BUSY to talk to them. Those were just associates, but I always had good supportive friends. I’ve only experienced jealousy from a woman once since I’ve been an adult, but she was crazy. I rarely tell folks I don’t know anything about me personally, so what they don’t know about, they can’t hate on.
In relationships, I’ve had a few dudes become jealous of my best friend, who is a guy. I always felt that since that relationship was open and transparent to them, they had nothing to be jealous about. Then there was that island dude, that was irrational jealousy at its finest. He had something to say when a man I didn’t even know looked my way, therefore, he had to go. It smelled like a domestic violence situation waiting to happen.
By Jewel
October 18, 2007 1:55 PM | Link to this
Golf Balls and G-Spots
What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!
By Dan
October 18, 2007 1:56 PM | Link to this
To the Spelman sister online. Hi
By Dushawn
October 18, 2007 1:59 PM | Link to this
I’ve never been the jealous type. However, my wife left her cell phone at home yesterday. She asked that I bring it to my office, so she could retrieve it when we met for lunch. It rang, but I didn’t answer it. Then I thought it might be her calling from a number I didn’t recognize. I called the number back and a dude answers and says Hey, wuzzup beautiful shocked…..I hung up.
By Willie Dynamite
October 18, 2007 2:00 PM | Link to this
Hello ladies of the WLB Dap to the mighty MLB
Off topic- My score was 143. Dayum that brought back some memories of the buckwild,reckless, young goon days. Ahh memories.
On Topic- I’ve never been the one to be jealous or envious. I always hung around older cats that taught me its important to have a healthy respect for someone doing better than me (motivation). In relationships I don’t get jealous if someones takes a liking to my SO. It’s actually a badge of honor (who wants someone that no one else wants). I actually like being hated on its keeps me going. In HS and College I was also the smart one. Never really had to study to get good grades. I used this free time to participate in the extracurricular activities of the moment-hustling. Like someone else said being bad does pay better. Ahh memories!!!
By Lady J
October 18, 2007 2:03 PM | Link to this
o.m.g. Du….
By Willie Dynamite
October 18, 2007 2:07 PM | Link to this
Popsicle You know the blog fam aint just gon let you leave the story like that. You got a couple hrs to expound on that one.
By Jazzyone
October 18, 2007 2:07 PM | Link to this
OMG my score was a 115
By Jewel
October 18, 2007 2:09 PM | Link to this
20 Types You Meet in the Men’s Room
By Jazzyone
October 18, 2007 2:09 PM | Link to this
Dushawn..unh unh no she diiiinnn’in..
By Morrigan
October 18, 2007 2:15 PM | Link to this
I work with a married guy who’s very hot. I swear, if I hear one more word about everything his wife can do and how well she does it, I’m going to start singing “Everything You Can Do, I Can Do Better!” when he walks past my cube. I had a crush on him, but now he’s just another tiresome guy/gal who can only talk about the spouse/kids. Funny how jealousy can be resolved in very unexpected ways!
By Rell
October 18, 2007 2:16 PM | Link to this
cosby with sophia!!!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8837411086970181990&hl=en
By Jazzyone
October 18, 2007 2:16 PM | Link to this
jewel you hav eme cracking up OMG
By Bre
October 18, 2007 2:18 PM | Link to this
Dushawn Did you ask her about that?
By Jewel
October 18, 2007 2:19 PM | Link to this
Guess I won’t post the joke about cheating…
DuShawn Could it possibly be a mutual acquaintance with a new number? More importantly, did you ask her about it? Or, are you pondering your next move so she will not think you invaded her privacy?
By Jazzyone
October 18, 2007 2:20 PM | Link to this
Beastiality OMG what the heyal some of that stuff I had no idea what it was and necrophelia is that being choked till shes swoozy? WTH? but as you can see by my score there was allot I did try to find out what it was..LMAOFF!
By Jewel
October 18, 2007 2:21 PM | Link to this
Car Crash
A man and his girlfriend are driving down the highway. The man asks ‘If I drive 100 mph, will you take off your clothes?’ and she agrees. So the man drives 100 mph and his girlfriend strips. The man is so busy looking at his girlfriend that he crashes into a tree. The car flips over, trapping the man and all of his girlfriend’s clothes. All that is free of the car is the man’s girlfriend and one of his shoes. The man yells, ‘You have to go get help. Go to that gas station over there.’ His girlfriend says, ‘Are you kidding me? I’m naked.’ ‘Well,’ replies the man ‘Take my shoe over there, cover up yourself, and go get help.’ So the woman covers herself with the shoe and goes to the gas station. She says to an attendant ‘You have to help me. My boyfriend’s trapped’ ‘I’m sorry ma’am’ the attendant replies, ‘he’s too far in.’
By TeacherLady
October 18, 2007 2:21 PM | Link to this
I took that test, Glory to God, I scored a 49!!! Thank you Jesus. Can’t wait to tell my Pastor.
By AmazonRed
October 18, 2007 2:24 PM | Link to this
Hmm…Everything happens for a reason. Proceed carefully with this situation DuShawn. Good luck to you!
By Jewel
October 18, 2007 2:25 PM | Link to this
DuShawn…Or, is this an attempt to resuscitate today’s blog?
…Or, is it really the other way around…did she call back an unfamiliar number on your cell and a woman said, “Hello, Mr. Mandingo-Lite!”
By For Real
October 18, 2007 2:28 PM | Link to this
2E’s Dayummm I’m going to hell!!!! My score was 180!!!! But I knew that all ready that’s why I have a been on a 12 yr repenting mission. I shole hope it works.
Lunchtime Observations:
Does anyone else think Autistic Hiker is funny?
Is it wrong of me if I don’t tell a dude on crutches that the floor is wet?
Should I have laughed when the mother triped over the stroller?
By Jazzyone
October 18, 2007 2:29 PM | Link to this
I saw that yesterday Rell um it was interesting but he needs to take those glasses off don’t want us to see those guilty eyes…..Im all about him being vocal about the condition of some things today but follow oyur own preachin…..then com etalk to me about the error of my ways heyal you do the same stuff you preachin to others folks about not doing…whatever…
By 2CPTG©
October 18, 2007 2:30 PM | Link to this
Teacher Lady, you are cracking me up…..
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 2:33 PM | Link to this
Off topic, you may already know, but Zaxby’s on Flat Shoals Parkway is open. I was suppose to report back and forgot.
By TeacherLady
October 18, 2007 2:35 PM | Link to this
For Real Just give it over to God, he is able to help you and to cleanse you from ALL sin.
I am adding all of you to my prayer list, prayer always helps and it is good to everyone.
Anyone interested in starting a prayer request blog?
By Willie Dynamite
October 18, 2007 2:39 PM | Link to this
Jewel Keep em coming
TeacherLady 49 is just plain boring. Even Moses wouldv’e scored 50. Just Kidding (please don’t give me a sermon). Anyway I been looking for a tutor, you think you can help me with some subject/verb agreement or maybe dictation? J/K unless you gon do it!! lol
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this
ForReal, I am not at all surprised.
By Lady J
October 18, 2007 2:41 PM | Link to this
@SexyLeggs and too packed already….lol
By Dushawn
October 18, 2007 2:41 PM | Link to this
I waited until we went to lunch and casually said, as I handed her the phone, “oh yeah beautiful, your boyfriend called”. She was like ”I don’t I have no dayum boyfriend!” She checked the number and explained that dude was from the auto auction. She recently graduated from nursing school and wanted a new Benz truck. I suggested instead of paying 7 to 8 hundred a month, lets see if we could cop one from the dealer auction pre-owned. If we could get it for around 20 to 25 stacks, we could pay cash and be thru with it. She went on to say; she thought the dude was a punk because of the tight muscle shirts, with no muscles that he wears (her words, obviously not mine.) Although she didn’t have to, she let me listen to the voicemail he left, talking about a potential vehicle she may be interested in. Their interaction was legit. Think how foolish, jealous and insecure I would’ve appeared if I had cursed the man out for calling my lady or went off on her with out knowing the facts. (I should’ve know better than that shyt anyway, how she gonna upgrade me, what’s higher than number one) Oh…but I will be at the next auction. When I meet him, Imma say ”wuzzup beautiful”, while trying to crush his maffuggin hand during the shake.
By Jewel
October 18, 2007 2:42 PM | Link to this
Dad Eats Light Bulbs
Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats light bulbs.
“How do you know that?” asks his teacher.
“I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said ‘I’ll only eat that thing if you turn out the light.’”
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 2:45 PM | Link to this
I noticed my score is the highest of the WLB…could it be because I’ve lived longer…LOL. WDynamite, are you quoting “Nelly” with your last sentence unless you gon do it!!?
By D Dub of the ATL
October 18, 2007 2:46 PM | Link to this
Hey folks… long time no blog… haven’t even had time to really lurk either but all I can thing of after reading the intro and some of the entries today is Erykah Badu’s song on the end of Mama’s Gun entitled “Green Eyes”…
my eyes are green… because I eat a lot of vegetables… it has nothing to do with your new friend…
Which is something I will repeat to myself on the few occasions that I’ve gotten jealous… esp when you weren’t the one doing the dumping it’s sometimes hard to see that someone with someone else. It’s just good old-fashioned ego at work with memories of the good times.
And I scored a 109 on the test.
By Jazzyone
October 18, 2007 2:48 PM | Link to this
alright ya..be good off to metro casa mtg to help the kids..holla ya!
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 2:50 PM | Link to this
Jewel, I love Little Johnny jokes. That kid is so messed up…LOL
By For Real
October 18, 2007 2:50 PM | Link to this
Sexyleggs Why are you not surprised? Have detected something in my writing?
By TeacherLady
October 18, 2007 2:50 PM | Link to this
Dear Bro. Willie
Call it boring, but I call it the Glory of the Lord and his ability to preserve and protect me from evil and sin.
By Rell
October 18, 2007 2:50 PM | Link to this
@jazzy…that did not take long…you must be perfect or something….like i said…disrespect for the black man is at an all time HIGH..thanks jazz
By Jazzyone
October 18, 2007 2:50 PM | Link to this
and let me just say allot of the questions on that test were from 20 or more yrs ago..life is so different now and most people i sent it to said the same well except for one guy hes like heyal yes doing it tonight…sigh..lawd help
By Lady J
October 18, 2007 2:53 PM | Link to this
lol Du…I admire your relationship!!!
By TeacherLady
October 18, 2007 2:57 PM | Link to this
Willie FYI- My flower has NEVER been touched and I ain’t falling for it, you knows what I mean, young fellow.
By Foots
October 18, 2007 2:58 PM | Link to this
I scored a 94. Wow!
Rell Thanks for posting that. I can’t wait to read their book, Come On People: On the Path from Victims to Victors. One of the lines he uses in the losing boxer story, “It’s not what he’s doing to you, it’s what you’re NOT doing”. I saw that for the first time in Juan Williams’s book “Enough”. I hope that their message is repeated enough that it changes the direction of our lives and our communities. It’s got to get in our consciousness somehow. It’s so great that we, as a people, are starting to pay attention to what’s going on with our children and are starting to ask “What can we do about it?”
By QueDogTeaching
October 18, 2007 2:58 PM | Link to this
What up Blog Said while looking for that little green bible I have somewhere in my desk after scoring a 176 on that hell quiz. It seems that the only thing I have not done in my life is being a Gay, eyeball licking, Hardcore drug user.
By Rell
October 18, 2007 3:04 PM | Link to this
@foots
no problem..did you also peep that little brother i posted for you…
By TeacherLady
October 18, 2007 3:05 PM | Link to this
Que
Jesus is able to redeem you back to him!! Praise Him!!
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 3:06 PM | Link to this
TeacherLady, you’re not fooling anybody…LOL…the fact that you’re in this blog says a lot!
ForReal, you’re just wired to be devilish…much love!
By Lady J
October 18, 2007 3:06 PM | Link to this
Have a good 1 folks!!!:) Peace!
By SexyLeggs
October 18, 2007 3:09 PM | Link to this
Breaking News…LONDON, England (CNN) — A British museum has canceled a lecture by Dr. James Watson, co-discoverer of the DNA double helix, after he claimed black people are less intelligent than whites in a recent newspaper interview.
Man o man!
By Willie Dynamite
October 18, 2007 3:09 PM | Link to this
Leggs yeah that’s where it came from, It seemed so appropriate. What’s the attire today? any dayums yet. Weather changing time to break out the boots.
TeacherLady That’s admirable, but you not fooling me. Behind all the bible verses and teacher outfits is a Cougar waiting to roar. I’ll be ya young fellow alright!!!
By TeacherLady
October 18, 2007 3:14 PM | Link to this
I just love spreading the Good News of Jesus Christ. The church has to leave the 4 walls. Glory to God!!!
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