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DEL.ICIO.USMake the love jones last
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
There is a line in one of my all-time favorite films, Love Jones, that I like to keep in mind in dating: When people who have been together a long time say that the romance is gone, what they really mean is that they have exhausted the possibilities (paraphrasing).
When you are dating some new, it is especially important for a couple to keep that chemistry red hot. That’s the sweetest stage of the relationship! When we talked about showing appreciation in dating yesterday, I wondered how we could even get to that point when our interest wanes so quickly!
I am trying to get over my ADD when it comes to men, but I promise you, I flake out and get bored sometimes. It could be part of my perpetually single behavior, so I am trying to handle things better. If I have a real connection with a guy, I try to keep him (and me) interested by doing different things. Here are a few things that have worked for me:
Keep phone calls limited to arranging dates and general calls to check on him. I think it also helps to limit text messaging, instant messaging, and emails as the primary communication. Taking the time to get in quality “face time” intensifies the desire to see each other.
Avoid sex. I know, I know this is tough. When you have crazy chemistry (ideally?) then you want to rip your date’s clothes off as soon as you lay eyes on them. I have found that waiting helps me see the guy for who he is, not for the O’s he can serve up.
Mental seduction. When you have a good connection, a great way to deepen your interest is to mentally stimulate one another. There are many ways to do this! I have found that a quiet space with someone I have the hots for is such a turn on. We can be playing scrabble, listening to music on my balcony, or even taking a cooking class together - major love jone potential!
I also like to discuss and debate different topics with the guys I date. When I am with an exceptionally intelligent guy, it’s like an aphrodisiac when we engage in great conversations. Oh, and if he has an extensive vocabulary? Drool
What are ways you keep your date interested? Do you find it tough to keep a guy or girl “on deck” for weeks at a time? Is it possible to create chemistry or should it be a natural spark?
If you are in a relationship, how do you find ways to keep things fresh and exciting?
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By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 8:23 AM | Link to this
I shole wish it was Friday already…need coffee…now…will return (In my robotic voice)
By kinderbabe
May 24, 2007 8:32 AM | Link to this
good morning all!:) hope all is well.
a great way to keep things interesting is to avoid routine. exploring new things and putting a twist on dates is a good way to keep things hot. the movie and dinner groove gets old after a while. festivals, museums, weekend trips, or concerts are great ways to keep boredom at bay.:)
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 8:41 AM | Link to this
Spontaneity,Spontaneity,Spontaneity
By QC
May 24, 2007 8:45 AM | Link to this
Morning Slim1, Kinderb have a great day all………..
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
May 24, 2007 8:54 AM | Link to this
Morning All!! Mo now crashing after exerting what little energy she had on speaking to everyone.. LOL
I cannot wait to see responses to this topic. I am going to get my notebook to take notes! LOL right after I go get a pepsi and some popcorn—I know, not an ideal breakfast but I need a boost!
By Sexione
May 24, 2007 8:58 AM | Link to this
Goodmorning!!! It’s my Friday!! sorry Slim
I recently met a guy who has not wasted any time in letting me know that he is looking for a wife. We met on Tuesday, he texted me that night to say “goodnight”. He also texted me the next morning to say “goodmorning”. We talked briefly yesterday, and then he texted me last night to say “goodnight”, and then again this morning to say “goodmorning”. Whew!! Now, I am not quite sure of the chemistry (not enough one on one time to tell), he is a decent looking guy, and seems to be mature enough. But, I’ll admit, I’m beginning to wonder if this will be too much too fast (although he also has said that he’s not looking for an instant wife), or if I’ve been out of the game for so long that I’m a little rusty. I’m sure I’ll get some welcomed feedback….lol
By Dr. Kym-Relationship Expert
May 24, 2007 9:00 AM | Link to this
Good Morning All,
Keeping the home fires burning can be tough. I like you Diva bore pretty easy. So……… great debates on topics of current events will keep me around…common interests(football, favorite tv shows) will keep me around at least until the season is over. Sex is not the great motivator for me anymore..so having great sex will not keep me around.
Creating chemisty—-The concept of I am working up to liking you enough to spend more time with you seems like well..a waste of time. Hmmm not sure I am feeling that theory.
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 9:03 AM | Link to this
Heyyyyyy er’one..Sliding in on the good foot
Congrats to Ms. Jordin Sparks New American Idol…I wish it had been Melinda OOPS wrong blog…lol
I want aLove Jones type of thang..one day..one day…
Musing please return the Durango, the Truth needs it to go to the Mall today
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 9:04 AM | Link to this
Slim waves at QC,kinder,Mo & sexione
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 9:05 AM | Link to this
Happy happy Joy…joy for Sexione
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 9:11 AM | Link to this
Sexione has a boyfriend..sexione has a boyfriend
Sexione and boyfriend sitting in the tree..k-i-s-s-i-n-g…first comes love..then comes marriage…
lololol
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
May 24, 2007 9:12 AM | Link to this
@GAMan I, too, want a Love Jones type deal one day….I guess we just have to be patient!
By kinderbabe
May 24, 2007 9:14 AM | Link to this
hey slim how’s it going? what’s up? QC
hey GAman…your little guy must be out of school early. tsk, tsk…lol
dr.kym did you ever find the jazz fest?
sexione just roll w/it and see how it goes. it is sweet that he’s thinking of you and not afraid to show it. you’ll be able to tell after awhile if it’s overwhelming. in the meanwhile, if you really are feeling him, enjoy it.:)
By T-Mango
May 24, 2007 9:19 AM | Link to this
Good morning all (Hair flip to the WLB)
Good topic and right on time. I’m currently dating someone new. I know that I’m trying a slight change in my approach this time around to see how it works. So far, so good…
I’m taking notes today as well… from a room somewhere in Lurksville, GA.
By Dr. Kym-Relationship Expert
May 24, 2007 9:20 AM | Link to this
Hey Kinder
Yes I did we will be making our annual pilgrimage to the jazzfest on Saturday. Friends, Food, Music…I love spring and summertime. Looking forwarded to seeing Herbie Hancock…and if I am feeling up to it I may go see Shelia E on sunday. We decided to skip Churchill Grounds.
By Lady J
May 24, 2007 9:21 AM | Link to this
Hey Kinderbabe!!! Morning Blog!!! Great Topic!!! BTW, Love Jones is my all time favorite movie!!! Have a great day!!!
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 9:23 AM | Link to this
Kinder yes they got out last friday..so i get to have a blast with him…and the malls are not crowded yet…lol
Mo yup i know it is coming…
You the funny thing is that we all say we want something…but when it comes..what do we do with it
Ladies say they want a guy to be there..show his interest..communicate..balance the time for her and the boys
Men say they want the wifey type…cook,clean,job, and uuumm throw down in the bedroom..(MLB vilolation) why not help out with some of that stuff then she is not as tired and she can hang from the ceiling get her freak on
I got a ?? for the ladies…my boy has met this wonderful woman and now she has told him she has been in a relationship with another woman…for 3 years they have broken up(She said) she nows realizes that she wants a husband to have and to hold…she said she wanted to try it….Is she done with bumping rubber chickens or is she about to use my boy as a cover? **MLB takes over the blog again
By Wise Diva
May 24, 2007 9:26 AM | Link to this
hey guys, I’m stuck at home with a little cold, I hate being sick. I’m lurking, but I will jump in between sneezes, when I can.
By abc
May 24, 2007 9:27 AM | Link to this
If you have to work at it, you’re with the wrong person. So-called ‘romance’ wears off with everyone, after that you’re left with what is real. Investigate the real at romance’s onset, you’ll probably fare better.
By Sexione
May 24, 2007 9:28 AM | Link to this
As T-Mango said….hair flip to the WLB
GAman See, now you’re clowning early!! lol Got me laughing way too loud way too early! Behave yourself!
kinder you’re right, I am a go with the flow kinda girl, so that is what I shall do. It’s weird though, cause I’m not sure whether I’m really feeling him or not. He’s gotten pass the initial, so that’s a good sign. We’ll see where it goes……and I’ll keep you posted.
By Jake.
May 24, 2007 9:32 AM | Link to this
what up ya’ll:
I don’t necessarily believe in creating chemistry…I believe if you have to make up the fun then you are creating a paradox instead of a paradise. It may sound funny, but I don’t think have anything with another person until, doing nothing is fun too.
Sexione You are now on kisses and hugs suspension…who is this guy trying to steal you away…lol
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 9:33 AM | Link to this
Sexione hit me on the email
By T-Mango
May 24, 2007 9:37 AM | Link to this
why not help out with some of that stuff then she is not as tired…AMEN
GA.man- No, I do not think she is not done with women. The key word in your post is “trying it.” In other words, your friend is a new experience. She may not be fully comfortable with this herself but may be yielding to other pressures (friends, family, society, etc).
If he’s not comfortable or not going to be willing to allow her to feed that side of herself at some point, then he’s gotta keep it moving. Her natural inclinations are not going anywhere. My two cents-
By Jake.
May 24, 2007 9:39 AM | Link to this
GaMan
Tell your boy to have a good time,but hold that heart. Most experiments don’t last that long.
By NCGirlfromATL
May 24, 2007 9:40 AM | Link to this
Mawnin’…
Big ups to WLB!
GA Your boy should ruuuuuuuuun! That’s a Jerry Springer moment waiting to happen. Sure, she’s been honest w/ him, and there is certainly potential for him to live a fantasy sexual life. But, regular everyday life is going to be filled with the drama of her uncertainty over her true sexuality. I suspect that will spill into the most mundane things, and cause them problems in the long-run. Don’t do it, Lamant!
On topic I don’t want a love based on a movie. Every one of my fav movies (including Love & Basketball) has a love story that most females would die for. But, they are all fraught with DRAMA! I want excitement, adventure and a great connection. I don’t want drama. I don’t want to get my heart broken before he comes to his senses and realizes that I’m the one. I don’t want him to have to make some ridiculously hard decision between the promise of a career of great financial success and staying in a sleepy town w/ me. I don’t want him to pull me up by my bootstraps or the other way around. Too much drama! LOL! But, I understand from where Wise was coming. I think I have developed a bit of dating ADD too, but that’s a far cry from my previous need to try everything to make a bad relationship work. LOL! I’m learning, y’all…just work with a sista.
By The Truth
May 24, 2007 9:42 AM | Link to this
Gaman thanks for looking out bruh but Slim is coming back to pick me up, I think she got lost yesterday. BTW, there was a bad accident on Marietta about 2am last night. Way to jack the blog. LMAO Oh yeah, your boy is the cover, once they go crack they can’t go back.
ABC I’m with you on this one. Do what you do and if she can’t get with that then bump her. Life is a long time to try to entertain someone. Also, if they weren’t with you what would they be doing? Nothing. Thats probably why the divorce rate is so high, people expect their mates to be their entertainment director instead of the true meaning of getting together, to share your life with someone you care for. .02
By kinderbabe
May 24, 2007 9:45 AM | Link to this
dr.kym i must have been sleeping…lol. i meant to say did you find the jazz fest guide i mentioned last week. i can really tell it’s time to go home. lol
hey lady j:)
GAman glad to hear lil’ guy is done for the year. i’m all about the 180 days! wanted to make sure he wasn’t missing the last week..lol. you’re right, the malls aren’t crowded yet. it’s a good time to hang out there.
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 9:46 AM | Link to this
See…ok its not just me i met her and she openly told me about it..cause she said she didnt want his friends finding out another way….i was floored cause Honey got it going on but that little MLB voice just told me she is not done…she was clicking the chicken of another female for 3 years….then she stops cold turkey(No pun intended)lololol i just aint buying that
By kinderbabe
May 24, 2007 9:50 AM | Link to this
sexione that sounds like a plan. i think everything will be fine. my recent beau was so super nice when i first met him that i must admit i was looking at him sideways…lol. being 30 something, i’ve seen my share fair of frauds. there are some really good guys out here. we just have to embrace them girl. lord knows i’ve given every other jackas* as chance…lmao. keep me posted!
wisediva hope you recover soon.:)
GAman that’s a tricky one b/c i’ve known women who have had long/short term relationships w/women and wound up getting married. it was definitely a non-traditional situation. but it happens…
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 9:53 AM | Link to this
GA.man wow, that’s a very loaded situation for your friend to be in. I would definitley have many questions for her before I went further with trying to date her.
By Dr. Kym-Relationship Expert
May 24, 2007 9:58 AM | Link to this
kinder didnt find the guide just checked out the site and ajc.
GAman I am not sure if that is going to work for your friend but to each his own..maybe she really is sincere. Life Lesson 20075.9-You cant really read people.
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 9:59 AM | Link to this
Jake I don’t think have anything with another person until, doing nothing is fun too I couldn’t agree with you more. It’s finally having that total comfort level with each other.
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 10:02 AM | Link to this
The question comes in as Down low female: honey i ues to bump chickens with other females
Dude: bump chickens?? uuummm what does that mean?
DLF: i use to lick it not stick though
Dude: passes the f/k out
DLF: baby..boo..i don’t do it nomore
By Mochalatte Peach with Extra Cream
May 24, 2007 10:03 AM | Link to this
Good Morning Kinder, Slim, LAdy J, T-Mango, GAman, Sexi, WD and the rest of the morning crew
Mochalatte also following with the hair flip to the WLB
What’s crackin? I’m going to definitely have to lurk on this one. As you know I was having my own relationship issues last week and it’s still not resolved. So as far as I’m concerned I would be of no assistance.
Demi ¡Hola, mi poco tamale caliente!
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 10:04 AM | Link to this
DrKym,Slim it totally floored me when she said it….my mouth just dropped…we all told him to make up his own mind but all of said it would be a Hot Mess what happens if she see ole girl and starting getting feelings and ish
By Sexione
May 24, 2007 10:04 AM | Link to this
GAman I’ll hit you later, I was just thinking about you and Musing. How’s it going?
Jake NOOOOOO!! Not suspension. I’m trying to wait for you to take the eyecandy test so we can proceed. Better step it up, you know sweet, sexy, down to earth women are hard to find. lol
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 10:06 AM | Link to this
Gaman get the granny purse and adds 4 more bricks….knowing it is over the brick limit….he swings it like
*He-Man and knocks the ish out of his boy…hoping to knock some sense into his head
By SeanJohnson
May 24, 2007 10:08 AM | Link to this
Sup Blog…regarding the topic…i get bored easy too…but i know i am compatible with someone when i can be around them not doing anything and not get bored. It also helps out diverse Atl women are…we can enjoy and share each others hobbies and interest…And its hard to get bored with a female that is intelligent with personality. If the person if for you ..you dont/shouldnt have to find ways to stay interested….well not for the first 4 or 5 years…lol
@GaMan…dude…your boy had struck a erotic gold mind..only thing is…the female may be an emotional basket case…thats the trade off…dude shouldnt get his feelings involved and just enjoy the wave …because the surf is up…if he is understanding of her needs for wanting to be with a woman at times..she is going to be bring females home to play…So dude should put his ego aside and get ready.
By MusingLee
May 24, 2007 10:10 AM | Link to this
Morn’in All,
Musing pulls up to MLB headquarters….Durango tricked out with Do-Do Brown Gater Seat covers, a disco ball in the mirror, and 12inch Twanky Twankys…….Undercarriage hitting er’pot hole in the MLB parking lot
By Sexione
May 24, 2007 10:11 AM | Link to this
GAman Your boy should proceed with caution. Sometimes there is a change of interest, most times it’s just an experimment. He should sit this one out, observe and then make a decision. If he waits long enough, he’ll get the truth.
Wise hope you feel better!!!
kinder you know I will!!
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 10:11 AM | Link to this
Sexione if you want to appeal your suspension you will have to fill out these forms…Gaman hands Sexione 35 different forms that have to go thru the MLB appeal council
Sexione drops papers,slips on those papers and hits her head on the floor like MIke Tyson just hit her
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 10:13 AM | Link to this
SJ i feel you but…man when she does go to tripping i keep thinking of the crazy lady in that movie(cant remember the name of it) ya’ll know the one where she boils the bunny rabbit….lololol
By For Real
May 24, 2007 10:14 AM | Link to this
What up Blog Fam!!!
Sexi ooooo I’m tell Jake and you know I’ll proof.
T-Mango What is up with this WLB??? I leave for a few days and Wayfields Lamb and Bacon has replaced the Blog Bar…
GaMan Yeah you get a citation for that one. Now your punishment is you have to fill up the Durango for a week.
Wise Lysol Spray ooops did get you in the face??? Oh and you didn’t have call Musing out like that. Scrabble??? I got your back Musing.
On topic It’s easier to keep the spice going when you are single and not living with your SO. Doing the things Wise suggested (except for the sex thang) will work. When you are living with your SO then it becomes more difficult to spice things up and more easy to fall into a routine.
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 10:15 AM | Link to this
Babyface Never keeping secrets comes to mind when i think of this chick
So now telling everybody that i know i was a fool to take a chance of losing you…never keeping secrets..i swear it all behind meeee
By MusingLee
May 24, 2007 10:17 AM | Link to this
Musing now removing letters from the Durango….Now it reads “Urang?”, complete with Adams Family air horn..
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 10:20 AM | Link to this
Gaman now filling up Durango after Musing done drove all the gas out of it…
Dang….57.45 man thats too much but hey my punishment is paid
By Raqi
May 24, 2007 10:22 AM | Link to this
Do not fool yourself there will be those blah days. A lot of them. You cannot avoid them. Nobody can live in a state of absolute excitement all the time. You can’t even function trying to live like that. But just know that it does not mean the demise of the relationship when you are experiencing those days. (That’s my experience)
Spontaneity is great but planning builds anticipation and excitement. 5+ years and counting, I know that you have to have a mixture of the two.
One thing that we do is play word games. If we are riding in the car or just lying in bed one of us will call out a topic, i.e. Birds or Car Makers, and we will see how many we can name. Hey it is no Jeopardy tournament but it is fun for us.
We do not go any where that we both don’t find interesting just for the sake of “doing something together”. It could be the most talked about event of the year but if one of us don’t find it equally exciting it just makes for a miserable outing. If I want to do something that I know The Man will not enjoy, I will ask if he wants to go, he will say no and then I will call one of my friends that I know share the interest.
Make time for each other. If we know that our evening is going to be somewhat hectic we will find a way to make time for each other during the day. Even just getting together to share lunch makes a big difference. It’s not something we can do all the time but we do try to do it often. And then there is nothing like an afternoon “get together”. To steal away and share that time together can be very exciting and refreshing. The only problem now is when we do that, at about 4:30 or 5pm when it’s time for me to go home I start to feel the effect of the burned energy and I will find myself a little sleepy.
By Lady J
May 24, 2007 10:23 AM | Link to this
What’s popping Mochalatte Peach with Extra Cream? Enjoy your day!:)
By For Real
May 24, 2007 10:24 AM | Link to this
GaMan Your boy just fell on the love train. Tell him to ride that thang all the way to Airport.
By Raqi
May 24, 2007 10:28 AM | Link to this
SeanJohn That’s the magic (IMO). To be able to enjoy each other’s company doing nothing.
By Raqi
May 24, 2007 10:30 AM | Link to this
WiseDiva I hope you feel better. Warm weather colds are the worst.
By BlatinoBrutha -
May 24, 2007 10:31 AM | Link to this
…on his third cup of liquid drugs, and still can’t wake up…
Morning Blog!!! Gigantic Accolades to the MLB.
Gonna be in lurkesville on this today. REALLY not in the frame of mind from this topic. Hard to do when you’re fighting with your girl….
By kinderbabe
May 24, 2007 10:33 AM | Link to this
hey mochalatte :)
By Officer Musirello
May 24, 2007 10:33 AM | Link to this
Musing now beating Raqi’s fingers like Rodney King for long early morning post….5 paragraphs?!
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 10:34 AM | Link to this
For Real yeah it might be a train ride..i, we all told him to always be ready to jump cause she is the nice looking one…you never know the dude(other female) might wanna whip his azzz in the mall if she/he catches them..lolol
Ok MUsing gives us that one
By For Real
May 24, 2007 10:35 AM | Link to this
Have yall read that article on ajc about the new diet pill?
By Ladylike
May 24, 2007 10:38 AM | Link to this
I recently met a man who impressed me, he is intelligent, mild mannered, and fine as he can possibly be. There is definitely a strong attraction, avoiding sex, that’s an understatement WiseDiva; I have to do some serious focusing in order not to jump his bones. We enjoy intimate talk time, monopoly, scrabble, pictionary, twister, quite dinners, and even sports together. There is potential here. Hope you start to feel better WiseDiva.
By SeanJohnson
May 24, 2007 10:41 AM | Link to this
@ Raqi…like u said….its important to make time for each other..but i have also learned…you should also make time to NOT be together…both males and females need space at times…some more than others…if one in the relationship is “needy”…it can hurt things….no one likes to be smothered 24/7
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 10:43 AM | Link to this
Musing So the MLB has a pimp my ride body shop now?
By MusingLee
May 24, 2007 10:46 AM | Link to this
Dude out at mall with Bi girlfriend
Chick: awwwww dayummmmm
Dude: What?!?
Chick: Here comes KiKi…
Dude: I thought you said she was cool with yall breaking up.
Chick: I lied…I never told her I was breaking up….I just stop calling her
Dude: Don’t worry Imma handle this
Dude steps to Kiki….
Dude: Look, your chick chose me…You know what the deal is….You betta recognize…
Dude now waking up 120 years in the past and able to speak Kiswahili…After being slapped back to Africa
By Demi
May 24, 2007 10:48 AM | Link to this
GA.man wow, what a great position for your homeboy to be in. Just ask him if he’s ok with her bringing other women into the bedroom.
If he can handle her lusting after other women…He’s good. If not, he just needs to move on.
By Mochalatte Peach with Extra Cream
May 24, 2007 10:49 AM | Link to this
Lady J My lip gloss is poppin’!
Mochalatte giggles as she applies another coate
That song is a trip, my kids listen to it and I keep hearing it on the radio.
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 10:50 AM | Link to this
Yeah Slim we also have a newsstand, coofee house, bar, and a grocery store…we roll like that
By MusingLee
May 24, 2007 10:50 AM | Link to this
As Musing unrolls more duct tape to finish attaching old Civic parts to the Durango…
Slim what are you talking about…body shop???? I do this ishh right here on the spot…
Musing now attempting to tape old rear spoiler to the top of the Durango
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
May 24, 2007 10:51 AM | Link to this
SJ I am co-signing your last post with my gold tipped feather pen!! if one in the relationship is “needy”…it can hurt things….no one likes to be smothered 24/7 Aint it the truth!!!
Hey For Real I am lookin for my song for the day!
Hair flip to the WLB!
By The Truth
May 24, 2007 10:51 AM | Link to this
Raqi cosigning your 1022. Sounds like great advice to me. I read somewhere that you have to spend a minimum 45 mins-1 hour daily together to keep the flame going. There are alot of things you can do with that hour but if done consistently I think the thread would be strong.
Wise I’m emailing you my “CURE EVERYTHING IN A BAG” kit. It should have you up and out in a minute. Your not allergic to weed are you? LOL Hope you feel better.
Gaman those kind of chicks should be reserved for heartless, freaky, selfish, self centered dudes. Definitely not for your partner. Tell him to drop her, then email me her info. TY bruh, MLB for life baby.
Muse puff puff pass. LMAO
Sexi I hope everything works out with you and ol boy but be careful. Most people that rush into love are running from pain.
Where is Randy? I bet that chick left again and he’s on suicide watch at Grady. LMAO
By T-Mango a.k.a "Nina Brown"
May 24, 2007 10:51 AM | Link to this
For Real…The WLB is a self contained unit. We’ve shown our power on the blog (and are even being shown love by MLB member Truth). Next, were takin’ over The Carter…
By Raqi
May 24, 2007 10:51 AM | Link to this
Musing I spent the last day and a half at home nursing a sick kid. You all did not have to listen to my ramblings for almost two straight days. Don’t I deserve the screen time now.
SeanJohn That is why I try to take at least one evening every week to be with my friends and a least two Saturdays out of the month. I need to get away from that man sometimes. It’s healthy for both of us.
By kinderbabe
May 24, 2007 10:54 AM | Link to this
^5 ladylike.:) keep the positive energy flowing. sounds like you have a good catch.
forreal i read the article. ewwwh!!! those side effects are nothing nice. sounds like a mess, literally. lmao there are some desperate folks out here though. i’m sure they’ll try it “irregardless” of the side effects…lol. (had to use a ghetto fabulous word).
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 10:54 AM | Link to this
Dude now waking up 120 years in the past and able to speak Kiswahili…After being slapped back to Africa
See thats what i dont want to happen to my boy….lolololololol
but i would help him relearn the english language
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 10:56 AM | Link to this
GA.man just because she ‘choses’ not to date women anymore does not mean she will no longer be attracted to them. Also, those of the alternative lifestyle usually have a close circle of friends, being that they pretty much stick together. So will he be comfortable with her associating with those same folks, outside of the ex-g/f of course?
By Demi
May 24, 2007 10:57 AM | Link to this
Mochalatte, Hey bebé… usted se arde este huh de la mañana? Mi mi, qué puede yo hacer para refrescarle abajo.
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
May 24, 2007 11:02 AM | Link to this
Kinderbabe Can you hear me screaming at your use of “irregardless”!! LOL! I hate that!! :0)
By Demi
May 24, 2007 11:05 AM | Link to this
And Sexi, just go with the flow. His true color will show sooner or later.
I also do the text thingy as well…before I knew it, I was texting old girl in different languages, LOL
By Sexione
May 24, 2007 11:08 AM | Link to this
GAman Am I filing for an appeal or a divorce? all them dayum papers, now I have a hicky on the back of my head lol
ForReal Not a word!!! There’s nothing to tell (yet)….lol
Jake Will you kiss my boo-boo (I mean hicky) and make it better? GAman made me fall!!
Demi good point. I used to think that all men got excited about their woman being with another woman (and possibly bringing her into their fold). But now I’ve realized that not all men are okay with that. To me, it’s the equivalent of my man bringing another dude in…………..HELLZ NO!!!! Too much swapping of bodily juices for my taste!!!
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 11:08 AM | Link to this
Musing off to Grady for breaking his hand trying to cut a sunroof in the Durango using kid-safe scissors
Truth how much you selling those kits for? btw, that was wrong about Randyt suicide watch…maybe they went away on a lovers vacation or something.
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 11:08 AM | Link to this
Irregardless!! Irregardless!! Irregardless!! Irregardless!! Irregardless!!
Much love to you Mo
By Jake.
May 24, 2007 11:09 AM | Link to this
Truth You are now fully back, and Truthy is lying dormant again after this one. Welcome back!!
Where is Randy? I bet that chick left again and he’s on suicide watch at Grady.…LMAO
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 11:14 AM | Link to this
Slim i am sorry, but that is a lonnnnng lovers vacation
I am with Truth on this one he did disapear or what
Randyt come home to the MLB
By SeanJohnson
May 24, 2007 11:15 AM | Link to this
@ 4real & KB…i just read it..and laughed out loud…sounds like nothing but taking a good laxative every day…what the hell is a “oily leakage”…sounds like a bunch of folks are going to have shyty underwear…lmao..
By Melo
May 24, 2007 11:21 AM | Link to this
if he is understanding of her needs for wanting to be with a woman at times..she is going to be bring females home to play…SJ Boy, u said it like a true playa!!BIG UPS!
By Mochalatte Peach with Extra Cream
May 24, 2007 11:21 AM | Link to this
Demi No sé lo que acaba de decir el infierno tú porque tus palabras son revueltas.
Slim Co-signing on that last post girl!!! Too many bodily fluids!
By Raqi
May 24, 2007 11:22 AM | Link to this
I was extremely pyssed with The Man and my oldest on Saturday so I got up early Sunday morning to go to church and didn’t wake them to go with me. When I was walking out of the room to leave I knew I should have at least told him I was leaving for church but instead I looked over at him and said to myself “Go to hell you heartless pig”.
I had invited my friend Design to go with me. After the service we went to get some brunch and while driving we were listening to my mixed CD that had ‘Loving You’ by Minnie Ripperton. When she sang the line “we will live each day in spring time” Design and I both laughed and said “yeah right”. sigh LOL But it’s all good.
I said all that to say early “Spring time” is felled with showers and thunderstorms…
By Demi
May 24, 2007 11:22 AM | Link to this
Truth welcome back into the folds bruh…Dude, you should’ve heard my cousin on the phone last night, trying to talk this girl into a 6-some…Hilarious!!!
and no I was not try to joint in on the fun
By kinderbabe
May 24, 2007 11:24 AM | Link to this
mo i can’t stand that word either…lol. my number one word that i can’t stand is “conversate.” will people please stop using this word! lol
sj i’m w/you on that one. just sounds like folks needing more fiber in their diet. hellz, why don’t they just go get a colonic instead…lol.
By Sexione
May 24, 2007 11:25 AM | Link to this
I read about that diet pill this morning too. Those side effects sound nasty!!! a lot of folks already have those issues without the pills lol
Demi you right, hopefully sooner than later, I hate wasting time!
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 11:26 AM | Link to this
WLB & MLB now teaming up putting up Missing Person poster’s in search of our fellow friend Randyt
By For Real
May 24, 2007 11:30 AM | Link to this
Mo Here you go:
*Girl I can’t understand it, why you want to hurt me After all of the things i’ve done for you I buy you champagne, roses and put diamonds on your fingers But still you hang out all night, what am I to do
CHORUS: (sung by Rick James) My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, she parties all the time Whoooohooohoohoo (party all the time) She likes to party all the time (party all the time) Whoooohooohoohoo (party all the time) She likes to party all the time (party all the time)*
By Jewel
May 24, 2007 11:34 AM | Link to this
Good morning Everyone!
Anytime/anything is enjoyable when you enjoy someone’s company. I guess another thing to consider besides the boredom, is not taking each other for granted. Stay in tune with the person’s likes/dislikes and plan events accordingly. Spontaneity is always good. Diva I agree with you about the quality, quiet time. Those moments are extra special. You can really appreciate the person and the value he/she brings to your life. Another thing I find stimulating is saying something positive about him to others when he is not around. I am reminding myself of just how special he is to me.
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple: Know what you’re doing. Love what you’re doing. And believe in what you’re doing. — Will Rogers
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
May 24, 2007 11:35 AM | Link to this
GAMan you are gonna make the “eastside” in me come out if you keep talkin bout “irregardless”!! LOL! Its to early to be startin ish!!
Kinderbabe yeah conversate gets me too! UGH!
*Mo helping Slimone put up posters for Randyt *
By For Real
May 24, 2007 11:36 AM | Link to this
@Kinder & SJ
Dude: Hey baby you show looking good tonight. Let me get that chair for you.
Chick: Poot…
Dude: Oh that’s cute you pooted
Chick: Poot, Squirt, Fart
Dude: Dayum WTF
Chick: Poot, Squirt, Fart, Oil Leakage
Dude: Passes out from second hand smoke
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 11:40 AM | Link to this
“conversate.” conversate
conversate conversate
much love to you Kinder
By BlatinoBrutha -
May 24, 2007 11:41 AM | Link to this
…finally awake…
Demi, let dee Blatino cho ju how eess done.
Mochalatte… mira mami, yo quiero sobarte de pies a cabeza, y dejarte completamente mojada con mis besos. Luego quedaras boracha con pasiôn, y totalmente rendida del amor que te haré…..
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 11:43 AM | Link to this
For real you a fooooollll…just plain foolishhhhhh
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 11:44 AM | Link to this
Did you all read the article about the couple in NY charged with slavery? Crazy people in the world I tell ya.
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
May 24, 2007 11:48 AM | Link to this
For Real you had me bout to spit water all over my pc!! LMAO!! Not “Party All the Time”!! Mo trying to catch her breath from laughing so hard
By For Real
May 24, 2007 11:49 AM | Link to this
Hey just a thought but FATHER’S DAY is just around the corner. http://www.iamafather.net/
By SeanJohnson
May 24, 2007 11:51 AM | Link to this
@ Raqi….do you think u are needy?
By Jewel
May 24, 2007 11:53 AM | Link to this
I see you guys are stillll crazy! LOL!
Sexione Try this one on Mr. Text Master…
Woman: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Man: It’s very kind of you, darling. But I don’t have any worries or troubles. Woman: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
Wise Diva I hope you feel better soon. Here’s a get-well card, balloons, orange juice, Puffs, and fruit basket.
Raqi Loved your 10:22 post.
By Demi
May 24, 2007 11:54 AM | Link to this
Mochalatte
Pour quelque raison, les mots anglais ne traduisent pas à l’Espagnol bien. C’est un de la raison que j’emploie le français ou l’italien avec la dactylographie.
with >>> well and with#2 >>> when
I am still learning the proper grammar when typing in Spanish…For some reason, reading in French and Italian is a little eazier, than Spanish.
Veuillez me pardonner, je fera mieux.
By Wise Diva
May 24, 2007 11:58 AM | Link to this
Ok, why haven’t ya’ll told me about Alexyss Tylor’s show? I wonder if she will be a guest blogger for us? ROTFL
By SeanJohnson
May 24, 2007 11:59 AM | Link to this
@ KB…have u had a colonic before?
By Mochalatte Peach with Extra Cream
May 24, 2007 12:02 PM | Link to this
Blatino ¡Papá maldito! ¡Casi te pasé hacia fuera de las palabras rayo! ¡Soy est totalmente en el temor de tus maneras!
Wow Demi you might want to take notes!
By Wise Diva
May 24, 2007 12:02 PM | Link to this
thanks guys, I appreciate the warm wishes! Oh and I think Randyt started a new gig. I miss him too!
By Dr. Kym-Relationship Expert
May 24, 2007 12:03 PM | Link to this
Wisey Dont you dare..Talking about a ban for blogging Alexyss will get the ajc a fine. You can see some of her video clips on YouTube.
By Sexione
May 24, 2007 12:05 PM | Link to this
ForReal you cuttin’ the fool now!!! LMSAO
Slim yep, read that one too. All that money makes some people think they can do whatever they want.
Sexi now filing papers with that crooked azz MLB to get suspension revoked
Jake you know the deal! lol
By For Real
May 24, 2007 12:06 PM | Link to this
Moch clique tee-tee pop cluck-cluck. That’s Kiswahili. Irregardless if you don’t know the language *Musing can translate and then we can conversate.
By Demi
May 24, 2007 12:07 PM | Link to this
BlatinoBrutha, necesito toda la ayuda que pueda obtener, mi poste a Mochalatte era gay.
I reading an online Spanish handbook now.
By MusingLee
May 24, 2007 12:08 PM | Link to this
Musing walks into the United Blog Nations and wonders……
Where the hellz did MochaP find an upside down exclamation point????….WTF…That’s not in the ajc handbook.
By kinderbabe
May 24, 2007 12:09 PM | Link to this
GAman lol you just had to use that word.
forreal lmao now, that would be a trip! i’m still over here laughing…
By Linguist
May 24, 2007 12:09 PM | Link to this
Hey Blog Fam …. Haven’t read all the posts yet.. just wanted to give a hair flip to the WLB before I go back to the mountains of paperwork on my desk
By Mochalatte Peach with Extra Cream
May 24, 2007 12:10 PM | Link to this
Demi Es aceptable. ¡Entiendo, no es la lengua más fácil a aprender, pero si deseas lecciones privadas de las maneras del amor, justo llamarme! ¡Guiña!
Wise I just heard that chick last night!! ROTFLMAO fo sho!!! (Ghetto moment brought to you by Mochalatte)
By Raqi
May 24, 2007 12:10 PM | Link to this
SeanJohn No I am not needy. Why?
By kinderbabe
May 24, 2007 12:12 PM | Link to this
*sj yes, i’ve had several done. about 5 years ago i had a series 12 over a 3 month period. it is a great way to cleanse your system if you’re changing your diet, going through a health challenge, weight loss, etc. actually, i need to schedule one soon. were you thinking about getting one?
By The Truth
May 24, 2007 12:12 PM | Link to this
Slim I just read that. Can you imagine the mess had they been african chicks help by a caucasion. WEW BTW, I’m running low on my suppies, smoking all the profits.
Jake I must applaud you bruh. You took that jab from Sexi with class. I didn’t know she was playa but you never do nowadays. Sexi your a gigilette. Heartbreaker.
Demi thanks for the returns. Oh yeah, I can come off the bench if they need a 7th man. I’ll even bring my own mop.
Blat sorry to hear you and ol girl are spatting. The MLB is here for you if you need us. Grey Goose and Crown all around.
For real sick, real sick.
By Demi
May 24, 2007 12:14 PM | Link to this
Bilatino Hermano liso, muy liso!!
Mochalatte Tengo que aprender la gramática mejor, yo ahora estoy leyendo
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 12:20 PM | Link to this
Musing i was thinking the same dayuuuummm thang!!!!!!
Gaman now has a broken computer cause it wont do the upside down thingies too
By Island Girl
May 24, 2007 12:23 PM | Link to this
Hello Everyone
Wise feel better
Truth..LOL….
Raqi we can count on you to keep it real.
Hey ladies of the WLB
I don’t have much to say on the topic. You’ll are giving great advice. It always helps a relationship when both partners “want” the relationship to thrive. I think it exhausting to only have one partnerworking at keeping the flame burning.
GA I believe people can change if they really want too. Not sure if ole girl is seriously ready for change, since she seems to be just “trying this thing out”. Who likes the idea of being a placebo in an experiment..,,unless your freaky like Truth.
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 12:24 PM | Link to this
Blat here the first drink is on me Crown and coke
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 12:25 PM | Link to this
Truth and who in sam hill would be willing to work for only $100 a month. That must come out to a few thousand back in their homeland….Hellz gas prices would eat that up in one week’s time.
Does anyone know if it’s legal to ride a MoPad on the hwy? Slim needs some way to cut corners. It takes me 45-over and hour to get to work everyday and sometimes longer to get home….shhhiiidddd
By Demi
May 24, 2007 12:27 PM | Link to this
Mochalatte Cuidadoso, el ningún amar por dos meses.
By Mochalatte Peach with Extra Cream
May 24, 2007 12:31 PM | Link to this
Musing wouldn’t you like to know!
Demi it’s all good! I feel you. I took Spanish for years! Starting from middle school all the way through high school. It’s like one of the great hobbies on mine.
Kinder Girl you need to email me for real!!!
By SeanJohnson
May 24, 2007 12:32 PM | Link to this
@ Raqi…just asking..not saying i think u are or not.i figure if u say so if u were..spring time does bring showers and thunderstorms..but at the end…its a rainbow and flowers bloom..
@ KB..yeah i am thinking about getting one..i was suppose to get one over a year ago…but didnt..my bday is in a couple of weeks and after it..i am going to give up eating meat…only fish..change my diet..not that is bad now..just something i planned to do on this particular birthday…so imma get a colonic to clean my system out thorougly…where do u go?
By abc
May 24, 2007 12:36 PM | Link to this
Mopeds aren’t allowed on limited access roadways (interstate, highway) or any road where the speed limit is above 35 mph.
By Jake.
May 24, 2007 12:36 PM | Link to this
Sexione
I see you got a boo-boo, let me put this cream on it, no kisses though. Not yet..lol
On the real though…Where the fugg is RandyT?…give me some of those posters.
By Demi
May 24, 2007 12:38 PM | Link to this
Mochalatte/Bilatino ¿Los americanos son lentos, huh?
By SeanJohnson
May 24, 2007 12:44 PM | Link to this
@ Slim..MARTA is smarta..although i heard their rates have gone up…
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 12:45 PM | Link to this
Whew i just hung up about 100 posters in Gwinnett
wow Randyt…come on out man…..
Dang, i didnt know hanging posters would tired a brothu out like that
By kinderbabe
May 24, 2007 12:50 PM | Link to this
mochalatte mail call!
seanjohnson i go to the holistic cleansing center on ralph abernathy. 404-752-6474. they are affiliated w/soul vegetarian. it’s a great idea to get one especially if you’re changing your diet.
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 12:52 PM | Link to this
abc preciate it…oh well. Maybe a segway will have to do.
Sean J I’m in Conyers…marta would be smarta if it came all the way out there.
By Demi
May 24, 2007 12:53 PM | Link to this
Slim get yourself a cbr600rr or kawi-600, you’ll save on gas and look lika bad chick!!
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 12:55 PM | Link to this
Sexione thank you for your papers..there is a 45.00 filing fee….but you will have a hearing soon with The council Of Breaking Hearts as soon as this is done…..
Council Members;
SeanJ Musing Truth QDT GaMan
we will hear your case and give you a decision….please let us know when you are ready
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 12:57 PM | Link to this
MLB which one of you stole my staple gun? My granmamma gave me that staple gun….
By MusingLee
May 24, 2007 12:58 PM | Link to this
WTH…demi now has an upside down question mark!?!?
Musing backs away from the keyboard and lifts it up looking for a secret compartment
By Lady J
May 24, 2007 12:58 PM | Link to this
It is a beautiful day in the neighbor hood…Everyone seems so pleasent!! Continue to enjoy the day good people!!!:)
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 1:01 PM | Link to this
Demi I’m considering it but i don’t have the slightest clue about motocycles.
By Sexione
May 24, 2007 1:06 PM | Link to this
Truth See, now you’re instigating!! lol There was no jab, I was telling the story. Actually, Jake gets preferential treatment, he just won’t show up for it. hehehehe
Jake Thanks sweetie. Your kisses are the only ones I’m accepting, so don’t leave me high and dry.
It’s time to bolt, I may get a chance to check back later. If not, I’ll try to peep in tomorrow. Y’all play nice!!
By Demi
May 24, 2007 1:07 PM | Link to this
I using a spanish grammar/spellcheck…throught microsoft word.
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 1:08 PM | Link to this
¿ i got it i got it i got it
By Demi
May 24, 2007 1:20 PM | Link to this
SlimOne are you in the mood for a cheap date? If so, we can head to Mountain Adventures in Conyers…we can take turns sitting on bikes of different brands, talk some trash, and then head to “cockette ballers” afterward.
I have too many points on my license to ride this year.
By DuShawn
May 24, 2007 1:28 PM | Link to this
SeanJ ..yeah i am thinking about getting one. I was thinking about scheduling this procedure myself. I’m a little apprehensive about the tube insertion.
By Demi
May 24, 2007 1:29 PM | Link to this
GA.man dude you know folks are looking at you funny right:
Hanging up a picture of a white dude.
He is missing and white.
A dude hanging up a picture of a dude, throughout metro Atlanta, in a $2,000 suit, and a ‘COUP’ sports car…12 in the afternoon.
demi is now backing up from GA.man real slooooow like
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 1:31 PM | Link to this
demi The first part of your invitation sounded okay until i got to the cockette ballers part….WTF!
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 1:34 PM | Link to this
ooooh heck naw!!!! brutha it aint like that….trust me…..helllllzz to the nawwwww!!!!!!!!
We all are looking for him….read back you’ll see we just trying to save him..lolol tooooo many fine azzz females in the A for that..but i guess a black dude looking for a missing white dude doesnt look to cool..but oooh well he is a blog friend and member of the MLB
By NCGirlfromATL
May 24, 2007 1:36 PM | Link to this
Kinder Not to get too graphic, but just how far up does that tube go? I’ve also thought about a colonic, but like Du I’m not so cool on the idea of the hose thingy…wondering if a little Milk of Magnesia would do the trick instead… LOL!!
Have you ever done a foot bath or accupuncture? I’ve done both. I’m not sold on the foot bath yet. But, I looooooove the accupunture! It was great when I had braces, and had just gotten them adjusted. Worked wonders for the tooth pain and headaches.
By For Real
May 24, 2007 1:36 PM | Link to this
*meanwhile after recovering from the second hand smoke….
Dude: Man this chick was fartin and pootin, and ish all up in the restuarant.
Dude’s Boy: Word?? Like that???
Dude: Yeah!! And then I passed out and my mamma had to come get me from Grady.
DB: igga what??? Dayummmm… Not yo mamma??? So you gonna kick ole girl to the curb right?
Dude: I don’t know man.. she ask me to come over tonight bc she gonna give me some.
DB: Man, I thought you said she pootin and fartin second hand smoke???
Dude: Yeah but she fine as hellz
DB: You nasty Mutha… How fine is she???
By For Real
May 24, 2007 1:45 PM | Link to this
alright folks.. please settle down… we are here for the first annual one-time Million Randyt march. Now, we don’t want a repeat of what happen to Ga.Man so every take a look at these photos *(Pictures brought to you courtesy of For Real Picture Takin, LLC) of Ga.Man in Gwinnett county.
By kinderbabe
May 24, 2007 1:46 PM | Link to this
forreal lol
ncgirl the tubes are different sizes according to your comfort level. also a lot of colonic specialist allow you to insert the tube yourself. it has to go in as far as an enema would (i suppose). the water has to be able to flow into your colon. i have yet to try acupuncture. i just might give it a whirl this summer while i’m off. you’re right, foot baths are wonderful.:) dushawn no worries, your manhood will still be intact after a colonic…lol. it’s nothing to feel strangely about.:)
By BlatinoBrutha -
May 24, 2007 1:50 PM | Link to this
i’m back! sorry fellas, long lunch. BlogDaps all around for the GG and Crown. I feel better already….
Speaking of Grey Goose….special MLB covert ops alert!!! I’ve got a new drink that guaranteed to get WLB members in that proper frame of mind. FULL THROTTLE BLUE DEMON AND GREY GOOSE APPLE…. Trust me on this one, blows Redbull out the box. The only thing better would be dried green vegetation.
Oh, and Demi y Mocha, si, estos americanos son tremendamente lentos. Pero los encuentro chistosos. Y Mocha, recuerda, esta lengua no es solo para hablar, y pa que sepas, mi mitad morena es de las caderas pa bajo!!!!
By SeanJohnson
May 24, 2007 1:52 PM | Link to this
@ DuShawn..thats why i was hesitant…but i am going to go ahead and get it done..for my bday….trying to be as healthy as possible and this may avoid getting certain types of cancer…with them folks saying its okay to sell meat from cloned animals…i am gonna leave meat alone…
By Jake.
May 24, 2007 1:54 PM | Link to this
Hey man
SeanJ/Kinder
You actually gonna pay somebody to stick a water hose up your azz? To each his own I guess, Can anybody say, NOT NATURAL.
If prune juice can’t get it, I’m stuck wit it…LOL
Got a meeting.
By NCGirlfromATL
May 24, 2007 1:55 PM | Link to this
Musing I was gonna try to make you feel at home w/ my use of ebonics, rather than Spanish…no upside-down question marks or exclamation points. Just a red koolaid stain. But, I thought that might bring out the crazies…like there aren’t enough here already…so I refrained.
Y’all are killing me today!
WLB nice job of avoiding Truth today. But, with the cost of gas, we may have to employ the body heat detector instead of just driving out of the way. He seems to be standing on every corner we’ve been trying to avoid. Who knew the Civic moved that quickly? I guess that’s what happens when you don’t have a/c!
By Demi
May 24, 2007 1:56 PM | Link to this
SlimOne That how my son says cracker barrel. LOL
By Demi
May 24, 2007 2:04 PM | Link to this
GA.man I was just being funny, but it was funny, LOl
Bilatino you be throwing some slang out there.
now online seaching for ghetto Spanish bible
By BlatinoBrutha -
May 24, 2007 2:06 PM | Link to this
Hey Ya’ll. There’s an herbal cleanse that takes about 30 days and is better than colonic cuz it gets impurities everywhere. just check it out at www.drnatura.com. i’ve heard wonders about it.
By SeanJohnson
May 24, 2007 2:06 PM | Link to this
@ Jack..bruh..having 15-30lbs of undigested red meat in your instestines aint natural…i think John Wayne and Elvis had over 50lbs of it off in them when they died…that ish causes cancer and parasites feed off of it your body…Read up on it..you will be surprise of how unhealthy we really are…
By Mochalatte Peach with Extra Cream
May 24, 2007 2:06 PM | Link to this
Demi No me preocupo, hice no la mordedura, pozo no a menos que me deseas también.
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 2:07 PM | Link to this
Demi WHEW!….cracker barrel…LOL. I got worried because i put that into a search engine and GayFU-Gay s3x kunfu came up. I just moved back out to Conyers this past October, so I thought it was something I hadn’t heard. silly me
By NCGirlfromATL
May 24, 2007 2:07 PM | Link to this
Heeeeeeeeeey Blatino! And stop talking about us Americans being short-bus! LMAO!
If prune juice can’t get it, I’m stuck wit it…LOL
ROTFLMAO @ Jake!
Thanks for the info, Kinder.
By For Real
May 24, 2007 2:07 PM | Link to this
This is an official MLB ALERT!!!!!
I want all the MLB member to think about this for a second concerning colonic cleanings.
The tube is not stiff because of the water that is flowing thru it.
If the tube is not stiff how then do you propose that one would be able to insert a limp tube into ones azz?
They use a plastic apparatus that the tube fits inside of and then force that apparatus and tube in thru your out door.
Can anyone in the MLB tell me what apparatus they would in order to pleasure a chick’s 2nd passion hole?
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 2:09 PM | Link to this
Demi I got cha but that was funny…lololol
By Demi
May 24, 2007 2:13 PM | Link to this
kinderbabe a tube up your…Now that I think about it, no gay dude even complains about the procedures. I had my prostate check once…by a woman, I was like never again.
had she dug any farther I would have ish-ed on her hand
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 2:16 PM | Link to this
Sean J Oprah has a show this past week with the doctor on. He brought in video of someone’s colon showing the many roundworms inside. I think i just threw up in my mouth
By Mochalatte Peach with Extra Cream
May 24, 2007 2:24 PM | Link to this
Kinder Mail Call girlie!!
By For Real
May 24, 2007 2:29 PM | Link to this
Slim Ewwwwww Here take this blog tick-tack and this mouthwash and this bar of LifeBoy soap..
By DuShawn
May 24, 2007 2:32 PM | Link to this
Blatino thanks for the herbal cleanse heads up. I think imma roll with that. It’s less invasive and appears to do the same thing. SeanJ you actually think we have 15 to 30 lbs. of excess shyt in our bodies?
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 2:35 PM | Link to this
For Real So which one to i put in my bottom first, the soap or the mouthwash? This must be some new innovative colon cleansing process
By Dr. Kym-Relationship Expert
May 24, 2007 2:37 PM | Link to this
From a love jones to colon cleansing…the blog does move at a lighting pace. There are natural ways to clean your colon…my auntie was telling me about some kind of juice they sell at a health food story. Although the water cant be too bad..we are made up of mostly water anyway.
By Raqi
May 24, 2007 2:39 PM | Link to this
The body is created to cleanse itself naturally. That’s if you eat right and exercise. The problem today is all the processed food that we eat. And most don’t even eat the recommended servings of fruit and vegetables. Neither do most drink enough water.
Think about, chicken grown on steroids?!?! Meat that you think is Turkey when you buy a sub may have about 2% real turkey and 98% crap. The next time you pick up a pack of Oscar Mayers read the ingredients. There are so many processed food items that we consume every day it is scary.
One of my husband’s friends died from a heart attack not long ago and since then we have been eating more natural form foods. (Well other than his Oreos.) When I shop I try get more organic foods. I like shopping at Whole Foods and at health food stores. You would be surprised what a difference it makes in your digestive systems.
A lot of people suffer from low energy and fatigue not realizing it could be a result of being weighed down from the junk in processed foods.
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 2:39 PM | Link to this
If you are right SeanJ then we all might need to look at this and get this done
By Island Girl
May 24, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this
You are guys are on it today…too funny!
GA….. out there hanging up posters of RandyT that states there’s a reward being offered
WLB…I think we need to check our account for missing funds….wonder where that reward money came from….
Might have to strip search a few members of the MLB….LOL
By BlatinoBrutha -
May 24, 2007 2:42 PM | Link to this
Du, hey bruh!! yeah, you gotta drink that gallon of water a day, but you’ll feel like a weight just came off. and yes, 15-30 is conservative, actually. most of the girth around your middle isn’t stomach fat. it’s crap in the colon.
By SeanJohnson
May 24, 2007 2:44 PM | Link to this
@ DuShawn…it takes 7-10 days to digest red meat totally..think if how many burgers hotdogs and steaks we have consumed while not allowing our body to rid itself of the meat we already ate..then u factor in our age…i would say we do..i have co workers who have had colonics and they told me first hand..this aint no punk move…by no means..cancer is a fool…think if all the toxins and hormones they feed cows ..in our bodies..not to mention the heart disease and cholosterol…i havent had it yet..but i am strongly leaning to soon….i like deal with females and nurses not only for the freak level they bring..but they are smart and put u on healthy shyt..
By Island Girl
May 24, 2007 2:47 PM | Link to this
Slim…yuck…roundworms??
By SeanJohnson
May 24, 2007 2:48 PM | Link to this
@ Raqi…the cream in oreos aint nuthing but lard mixed with sugar..
By NCGirlfromATL
May 24, 2007 2:49 PM | Link to this
Raqi You like Whole Paycheck too? LOL! Actually, I love that store, but everything in there is so expensive! They have the best cuts of meat and fish, the best veggies and fruit. But, I can walk out of there w/ 2 bags and have spent $80…easily! That’s my once a quarter splurge. LOL! Plus, there are 3 in my area and all at least 10 miles from my house. UGH! Gas for my car…organic veggies…gas…veggies…well, I’m probably going to get gas from these non-organic veggies at Harris Teeter, so I might as well save myself a trip! LOL!
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
May 24, 2007 2:53 PM | Link to this
Raqi I want to start eating more organic foods but it is expensive. Dont get me wrong, I am all about being healthy at this point, I have lost 20lbs and look great for having a two year old. But I want my child and I both to be healthy, just as I did while I was pregnant. Got any good recipes?
SJ I gave up red meat some years ago. I really dont miss it too much (except for the occassional steak craving). I dont know if this applies to men, but I had to start taking vitamins to supplement what I was not getting once I cut out red meat. Just an FYI.
By QueDogTeaching
May 24, 2007 2:57 PM | Link to this
What up Blog Said while speed………What the Feeezy!?!
Que now taking off his tie for the 3rd day in a row grabbing his gold boots out the back of his truck and pointing at Musing to start atomic dog in the urang. Du-dog Stand up straight, put your pants on, and step away from the greased up water hose. (of varying sizes). Frat this is not what we do if we think something is wrong we just switch from beer to liquor,Or in some of our cases we just drink 3 glasses of milk.
On a serious note. The con of getting a colonic is the same reason they say women should not douche, you are removing the bad and the good bacteria. The body needs a lot of the different bacteria that is in the colon and intestine area to survive and promote digestion of nutrients.
And Kinder did I read right, did you say that you put it in yourself? Conversation had at Kinder’s school with an upset parent.
K: Hi Ms. Johnson how may I help you?
UP: Why is my son failing your class?
K: Your son does no work in class, is a constant disruption, and has not grasped the curriculum in my class this year. He has to be retained.
UP: My son repeat a grade, you are out of your rabid azz mind. You teachers are so full of ish.
K: Well not me, I have a home do it your self colonics kit, so I am ish free.
By The Truth
May 24, 2007 2:58 PM | Link to this
Demi I had mine checked too, by a dude with fingers the size of shaq. Dam. That stuff hurt like hell. Never again.
Blat I tried a herbal cleanser similiar to that and it worked well. 7 pills twice a day and it cleaned your whole body.
Bruh’s of MLB we have reports that some members are thinking of shoving rubber up their azzes. We may need to have an emergency conduct meeting.
The Truth is sad to hear the WLB is avoiding him and he won’t be riding in the vert anymore. Thats cool though, muse got the “URANG”” pimped and the gas is on GAMAN this week. Lets ride out. MLB for life baby. (Truth ponders getting a MLB tattoo)
By SeanJohnson
May 24, 2007 2:59 PM | Link to this
@ Moeisha…u prolly had to take vitamins for the iron..due to females having periods…when u cut out the RM
By Dr. Kym-Relationship Expert
May 24, 2007 3:09 PM | Link to this
Time out. Before we continue the scary your pants off tour.
Yes the foods today are not as healthy as yesteryear but then again we live in a I want it now society..no one cooks at home anymore. Everyone wants it fast, fast, fast.
I know people who have died from lung cancer and never smoked a day in their lives. Some people who weight less than the recommended chart and still pop more pills daily than a person twice their age.
My point is you will die…car accident…slip in the bathtub…cancer…heartattack…the list and possiblities are endless. An I be dang gone if I am going to live the short time I do have in fear of what might happen.
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
May 24, 2007 3:14 PM | Link to this
SJ The iron deficiency as well as when I was pregnant I got these horrible joint pains as well as aching in my bones! The doctor said my lil one was taking all the nutrients he needed from me, but I wasnt replacing them so I was hurting. Talk about discomfort. So I did eat a lil red meat for that time..
Hey QDT!!
By NCGirlfromATL
May 24, 2007 3:18 PM | Link to this
Watch out MLB…we’ve noticed that you have a fair-weather member in your ranks. Seems that the promise of a Urang with working a/c and a full tank of gas (paid for by another member) was enough to bring Truth back into your ranks. Just a little tid-bit from your ladies at the WLB!
QDT I heard that Urang has Atomic Dog on constant repeat, and a fresh pair of gold boots available for you, so that you don’t have to that Doctor Scholls boot freshener thing. Aren’t they nice? Everytime you rip off your tie, I think get a visual of Mr. Brown from the Tyler Perry plays….tube socks and ashy knees too! LMAO!! Shake ya a$$! Watch ya self!
By DuShawn
May 24, 2007 3:22 PM | Link to this
QUE bruh……I’m getting old. I’m trying to keep myself in fighting trim. I’ve change my diet to fish, chicken and vegetables only. No breads, rice or pasta. I’ve been doing heavy cardio and killing the weights. My wife asked me if I’m training for an upcoming bout. I stop consuming alcohol during the week and (as you suggested) changed from beer to straight yac.(got to watch the gut.) I figured the Colon cleanse would further enhance my personal health initiative. However, I decided to go with the herbal cleanse drink. I called that colonic place KB recommended and a dude answered…….I hung up……that was a sign. Oh yeah bruh,…. for the record…….some women should to douche. Don’t discourage them.
By Raqi
May 24, 2007 3:27 PM | Link to this
Mo The first place I would start is what you cook with. Olive oil is good. I use a lot of Mrs. Dash seasoning. It has no sodium but it still makes foods taste good. Also fresh vegetables instead of canned or frozen. If you don’t have time to do the fresh, frozen is a better choice than canned.
When is the last time anyone sat down and stemmed a bunch of turnips? Much, much better than canned and frozen. Taste and health wise.
By The Truth
May 24, 2007 3:29 PM | Link to this
The Truth whispers to blogsville. I knew that Randy cat was white cause god hadn’t made a bruh yet that soft. On second thought there are dudes now with a*holes so large they could pass a silver dollar and not know it. Never mind.
*QDT preach that knowledge dude. That was some intelligent ish, now if you’d just take off those gold a**d boots. LOL
SJ is gonna have us all eating berries and nuts. Remember that natural cat that died a ways back, of a heart attack I think.
On the real, alot of young(30’s-40’s) folks are dropping like flies. This food, the stress, these lifestyles are killing us. SJ you got me thinking about going veggie.
GAMAN I can submit my council recommendation now. No need to meet. Sexi is guilty as hell. I know cause she’s been emailing me for the past 2 weeks. Sorry Jake, I woasn’t gonna bring it up but y’all knew I was a dog from the start. WOOF WOOF
By QueDogTeaching
May 24, 2007 3:36 PM | Link to this
What up Mo
NC Girl It more like superman when he sees trouble he starts tugging at his tie first, put that picture in your head. But I can’t fly and my super hero theme music is Musings Civic or now Urang playing Atomic Dog. So when I read trouble I take off my tie, replace my hard bottms with gold boots and I save the blog.
I am now using my X-ray vision to locate Randy-T. I miss that old school knowledge. Plus I used to borrow some of his T-shirts from time to time.
By Sexione
May 24, 2007 3:37 PM | Link to this
You all are hilarious!!
GAman mail call
By Jake.
May 24, 2007 3:40 PM | Link to this
SeanJ who the hellz is Jack…lol
I eat as much meat as I can get, I ain’t planning on changing either. I really believe that if you eat a square meals, you are fine. imeat, 2veggies, bread of choice. The rest of that ish, I could care less, and putting a pipe up my azz is out of the question.
My granddaddy was was 90 something when he left here, never had a colonic, smoked pipe tobacco until he was 75, and Mama say he used to get drunk til he was close to 40, dayumm what they tell you.
If you meant to be here, you’ll be here
By BlatinoBrutha -
May 24, 2007 3:46 PM | Link to this
MLB bruhs… I’ll just look at it as an oversight, cuz ya’ll know good n well i’m part of the cousil too. Seemz ya’ll forgot who coined the term MLB in the first place a few months back.
By Demi
May 24, 2007 3:48 PM | Link to this
Mochalatte, ¡No tengo nada decir a eso!
I am too black to be blushing!! LOL
By SeanJohnson
May 24, 2007 3:53 PM | Link to this
@ Jake..my bad..typo bruh..over hear multi tasking having been proof reading my post for a few weeks now..but its about personal choice..pills or the water hose…get ya gutz cleaned..
By Sexione
May 24, 2007 3:55 PM | Link to this
I too have conidered the colonic, but never had it done. I gave up red meat about 8 yrs ago. I won’t even buy canned or frozen veggies anymore (other than black-eyed peas). I love fresh corn and greens and beans and squash etc…..I drink lots of water but still don’t think it’s enough so I’m working on that.
Sexi now calling for a 911 meeting of the WLB to discuss why she’s being framed….while strapping on riot gear
TheTruth is now to be officially called TheUNTruth
By Jake.
May 24, 2007 3:56 PM | Link to this
NC Don’t worry, we noticed already that Truth has been trying to play on both sides.
Truth say it ain’t so, awwwwww dayummm, I’m slippin…lol
Sexi I guess I gotta move on baby…LOL
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 3:58 PM | Link to this
NC do I sense some tension in the MLB organization?
Slim ran to grab her AquaFina & chips-n-salsa to watch the action unfold
By NCGirlfromATL
May 24, 2007 3:59 PM | Link to this
QDT Superman, huh? Glasses and all? Hmmmm…might need to check out Que Kent! lol!!
By abc
May 24, 2007 4:04 PM | Link to this
Ain’t nobody flushin my azz out with anything period, unless the daily constitutional should somehow cease. It just ain’t a good day without the Good Morning sheeot.
By BlatinoBrutha -
May 24, 2007 4:06 PM | Link to this
Whoaaa, Slim! Back the F* up! LOL. Ain’t no tension, ‘cept wit ya’ll. Just some housekeeping issues. I began quoting from the holy MLB September 28th, 2006, and the following has grown ever since.
By NCGirlfromATL
May 24, 2007 4:09 PM | Link to this
LMAO @ Slim/Jake
Sexi Don’t worry, gurl. We got you. Jake you know Truth has some truth issues, i.e. his deception within the MLB. Don’t believe everything you read. Talk to Blatino…he’ll clear things up…but it might not be in Ang-glish, so take Demi as your translator, and make sure Musing isn’t traumatized by the upside down punctuation.
By DuShawn
May 24, 2007 4:09 PM | Link to this
abc I feel you.. Every morning, like clockwork, I take a dump while reading the bible……..Is that blasphemous?
By Raqi
May 24, 2007 4:10 PM | Link to this
Shawn If you want some good grilled fish try Boneheads. There is one at Perimeter, Powers Ferry and one at Atlantic Station. There may be some other locations but I have been to those 3. Very good IMO.
You know you can get wheat pasta. It’s different but okay once you get use to it. Also another thing is ground turkey in the place of ground beef. I have tried it in every way that I would use ground beef and it’s pretty good.
By MusingLee
May 24, 2007 4:15 PM | Link to this
Jake Man you know you My Boyyyyyyy!!!!
If prune juice can’t get it, I’m stuck wit it
Cause I ain’t shoving nothing up nowhere.
Musing at the body cleansing center
Colonic Dude: Welcome sir can you please remove your pants?
Musing: Ahhhhh, hellz naw…Why I gotta do that??? I thought I was going to pick up some juice or something.
CD: No Sir, we place these hoses in your rear canal and cleanse you out with water…It’s a very liberating experience.
Musing: Let me get this straight??? You stick a hose up my’azz and tell me it’s raining?!?!
Musing now driving Terminator style through the store front….Now going room to room looking for Sarah Conner
By NCGirlfromATL
May 24, 2007 4:16 PM | Link to this
Every morning, like clockwork, I take a dump while reading the bible……..Is that blasphemous?
Naaaaaaaw…but it is TMI!
God saying: “In the name of all that is Holy…well, in MY name, Du, mayne, light a match or something!!
By Sexione
May 24, 2007 4:19 PM | Link to this
lol @ abc and your daily constitutional should match the number of meals you eat
Jake Dang Boo, I thought we were stronger than that…lol
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 4:20 PM | Link to this
Blat we all know you are the Grand Poba of the MLB we just felt this violation wasnt worth bothering you with…since it is an open and shut case….please accept our apoligy….
By Demi
May 24, 2007 4:20 PM | Link to this
Hold up, someone within the MLB is trying to frame Sexi…What floor and which wall is her picture on? so I can see
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 4:22 PM | Link to this
Blat You need to tell your trustee MLB to back the F*up. You won’t talk to me like that. I don’t care if you’ve been quoting Dr. Suess since the beginning of time. I think you need to check yo’self before i have to do it for you. You’re displacing your anger and/or irritation wit yo boyz, or lack thereof thinking i’m an easy target….HOMIE DON’T PLAY DAT!
By Mo (now known as Moeisha)
May 24, 2007 4:23 PM | Link to this
Raqi I agree with you on the ground turkey and wheat pasta thing. I havent cooked with ground beef in a while. The wheat pasta is really good too!
By abc
May 24, 2007 4:31 PM | Link to this
blasphemous or blast flatulence? ha
By Jake.
May 24, 2007 4:38 PM | Link to this
Sexione
You got framed sweets, I ain’t sure, but I can’t resist.
Now turning on that trusty Johnnie Taylor.
“I’m sending you a kiss, put where you wanna baby”
By BlatinoBrutha -
May 24, 2007 4:38 PM | Link to this
Slim, i’m joking girl! Sweetie, did you not see the LOL right after? i put that there so you’d know not to take it like that. C’mon baby! don’t get so mad; you know i like it too much. Muah.
By Sexione
May 24, 2007 4:42 PM | Link to this
Raqi & Mo I feel ya on the ground turkey, I use the ground chicken for everything that beef would go into.
Sexi is now checking out………..but please believe I shall clear my name!!
Safe travels everyone!
By Awwwwwwwww...Dayum
May 24, 2007 4:42 PM | Link to this
Awwwwwwwww…Dayum Slim!!! Where did that come from…when left field on Bilatino huh?
Bilatino you know you can’t joke with American women like that, LOL
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 4:46 PM | Link to this
Slim taking funky trouser sock and whacking Blatino over the head. Then grabs head putting him in headlock and giving him a good ole nuggy
LOL! I didn’t take you seriously. I mean come on….Dr Suess lol
Just flexing my lightweight.
By The Truth
May 24, 2007 4:46 PM | Link to this
And ev1 is leaving out the daily oatmeal with raisins. I have that every morning. Keeps you regular.
Sexi don’t make me post these pics I have of you wearing a MLB for Life Tsirt and nothing on underneath. I didn’t want to take it there but…
Jake lmao at your 340 post.
*Blat yu da man. Any council findings have to be presented to you for final validation. This thang don’t move w/out you dude. MLB for life baby.
The Truth is now heading home in the Urang with Demi driving listening to Tupac’s dbl album “All Eyes on Me”“. Picture me rollin, flossin the Urang on some rimz that isn’t stolen. Are they Demi? The Truth ducks down in his seat.
By Linguist
May 24, 2007 4:46 PM | Link to this
Lawd! I attend a few meetings, continue writing my business plan, take a couple of calls, lunch, back to a meeting, more phone calls, performance reviews, snack, etc.. and I come back to this.. talk of colonics, organic food, no red meat, missing members of the MLB, conspiracy theories surrounding truth… I mean… dayum!
Disclaimer: Yes, Ling has had a colonic, no longer eats red meat, buys from whole foods, and needs to get a side gig to pay for this lifestyle
By Sexione
May 24, 2007 4:48 PM | Link to this
Jake Got it, it’s going to a very special place…….hugs and kisses
By Jake.
May 24, 2007 4:49 PM | Link to this
since we giving out too much info, I am a Midday Shytter, which means a 6:30 Shytter, cause I just can’t do it here unless its a an emergency, but the older I get the less I give a dayumm.
better out than in….HEHEHEHEHEHE
By GA.man
May 24, 2007 4:54 PM | Link to this
ok theurang is gassed up and ready to go…man ya’ll got to stop driving so much until gas prices drop
and no our rims aint stolen…lol
By kinderbabe
May 24, 2007 4:57 PM | Link to this
i see how y’all take my lil’ info and twist it all around que and dushawn lol. and that skit was too funny! dushawn for the record there are male and female colonic practitioners…lol. you are a mess…lol. i’m trying to tell you to relax, your manhood will be intact after a colonic….for real.:)
i know that it’s about that time. be easy e’erbody!
By NCGirlfromATL
May 24, 2007 4:57 PM | Link to this
WLB/MLB Ever notice how Truth is always on the passenger side of his best friend’s ride tryin to holla…?
Scrubbin’? LMAO!!! Just kidding!
Nite all!
By SlimOne
May 24, 2007 4:58 PM | Link to this
Awwwwwwwww…Dayum who said I was American….I’m Blogmerican…get it straight
By Awwwwwwwww...Dayum
May 24, 2007 5:01 PM | Link to this
Truth these rims are “borrowed”, so sit back up man and relax…Look Blatino and Slim are going at it again.
By The Truth
May 24, 2007 5:03 PM | Link to this
NC, thats because I don’t have my drivers license yet. LMAO
By Linguist
May 24, 2007 5:08 PM | Link to this
Gosh you are guys are funny! Night all.. Be safe..