Misadventures in Atlanta

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 8:07 AM | Link to this

Slim dragging in this Early Monday morning Hey all Gaman,Demi,Musing,For Real,Mo,kinderbabe,Foots,NC,JustMe,Ling,Mocha,Sexione…crew & newbies

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 8:19 AM | Link to this

Good morning i watched way to much basketball this weekend….wow hey Slim,NC(Go Gators),Justme,Mocha,Sexylegs,Foots,Kinder,Ling,Musing,and everybody else be right back neeeeeed coffee

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

March 12, 2007 8:25 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All

A few thoughts that will, and may be, contradictions.

Will women pursue men more or less?

I would say yes. As we grow farther away from traditions/mores of the past, there will be less importance placed on traditional roles (they will eventually be forgotten). There might be a bit of “pushback” from men because of the need of some men to be the ‘Hunter/Pursuer’.

Will we still want to get married or will more of us decide to cohabitate first?

I think there will be a move back toward marriage. As entertainment options within the home continue to increase, I think more people will move back toward monogamy and a decrease in the ‘party’ culture. People are social animals, but most people still want to ‘bond’ with one soulmate.

I think that there will be more marriages and more divorces after long marriages because it is hard to want to stay with the same person for a lifetime.

Do you think we will have more Brad & Angelinas - having children and sharing custody? Or will there be more traditional couples like Will and Jada Smith - married with children?

I honestly think there will be a move back to traditional. There is still no stronger bond than the one that exists between a parent and his/her natural child. As younger women (hopefully) become smarter, they will realize there is a difference between a father and a “sperm donor”.

What about gay unions?

There will be a move toward ‘gay unions’ incorporating legal protections but away from ‘gay marriage’. There are signs of “pushback” from people who seem to be getting tired of the relentless march for gay rights that has been around for the last 20 years or so.

If you could predict the dating scene of 2017, how would you describe it?

I think that most of the dating will be very electronic bases (Internet, etc.), much more use of video, and a move toward more shared interests. It will reflect the changing customs caused by continued influx of foreign cultures. I think that dating will continue to be different for divorced (single agains), than for ‘never marrieds. I think at some point there will be less ‘accidental’ pregnancies in the unmarried set, and more intentional planned pregnancies between unmarrieds.

I just reread this and realize that I have used a lot of words to say nothing. Ultimately I believe that as people live longer, they will marry more, and divorce more, and remarry more.

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 8:34 AM | Link to this

GAman would you be so kind as to pour me a cup of joe also. I’ll take half a cream and 3 sugars please.

By MochaTreat

March 12, 2007 8:42 AM | Link to this

Good morning Slim, GAman, Randy, Sexione, Foots, Justme, Kinder, MO, QC, Demi, Musing, SeanJ, Jake, Raqi and crew

I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend! I’ll be back…………

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 8:47 AM | Link to this

ok slim here you go

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 8:49 AM | Link to this

Goodmorning Everybody!!

Wow, 2017, I wonder if people will even attempt to date by then….unless it’s a virtual date. I’m sure the electronic hookups will be in full effect.

By chullato

March 12, 2007 8:53 AM | Link to this

Good Morning,

I don’t think the dating scene will change much or at all. Definately the way we date will change, i.e. internet dating, women being more proactive, but not much else. There have always been non-traditional couples, they are just more accepted by mainstream America as opposed to being seen as taboo.

What about gay unions? I think giving rights to gay couples who exist as a heterosexual couple is a wonderful idea.

Now what if there were heterosexual unions, all the rights, but no marriage. I think that option would change the dating scene drastically.

By Chocolate Peach

March 12, 2007 8:53 AM | Link to this

Hey there Bloggers,

CP just peeping in………catch back up a lil l8tr.

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 8:53 AM | Link to this

Gaman thanks hun

By A very tired Demi

March 12, 2007 8:54 AM | Link to this

P-leeeeeeaaaasssss…I can barely predict if I will make it to work on time…even if I leave 1 hour and 30 minute ahead of time (live 15 miles from work!!!)…Soooooo Dayum the future…ZZZzzzzzzzzz.

Oh, Good morning to All!!!!

ZZZzzzzzzzzz

By Mo

March 12, 2007 8:57 AM | Link to this

Morning Err’Body!! SlimOne, GAMan, Mocha, Sexione, Randyt, Jake, SJ, Sexione, Musing and the crew. I’ll drop in later, gotta get this Pepsi in my system or somebody is gonna catch a bad one!

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 8:57 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Wise, SlimOne, Mocha, QC, Kinder, Musing, Demi, GA Man, Randy, lurkers, newbies and all

I think that in the future dating will be different than it is today. As women continue to move toward the front of the line more and more, I think you will see more agressive women with respect to dating and eventually women will start to “not settle” for just any guy as much as they do now.

In terms of family structures, I think that a move back toward the traditional family will be prevalent. The current generations have plenty to look at in terms of what not to do so to speak.

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 8:58 AM | Link to this

Good Morning.

In reference to the “snooze buttons”: My friend Marissa the attorney who will be 38 this year is recently engaged and is trying to conceive. She and I were talking about this a few weeks ago and she says that her decision to do this late in life was all about timing. Aligning the perfect man with the most opportune time in her life. She was saying how there were times when things were terrific in her life but she could not seem to find the right guy to add to the mix. And then there were times when the guy would have made an excellent father and husband but she just wasn’t comfortable with where she was in her own state. But now she feels that everything is in sync. They are both financially stable, they already live together and share everything as a couple, so now she feels safe to bring a little person or two in to share their lives. They have only been trying for three months and if they get to the six months mark with no results they will try fertility drugs and the next step will be IVF. Their goal is to have the first child before she turns 40.

Now that’s where we differ. I am so glad that I have already nearly raised my kids and am able to enjoy life going into 40 without the “hassles” of child birth and raising. Don’t get me wrong child birth is one of the greatest gifts God granted woman but I am glad to be done with it. It’s nice being able to take off or go out when ever we want with out the worries of sitters and small kids. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 9:04 AM | Link to this

A very tired Demi you read my mind. I wasn’t going to say it at first because i’m trying to perserve my energy to help keep me awake today.

I’m sure some things will change as change is the only constant. What that change will be…who the h3ll knows?

By Dr. Kym Relationship Expert

March 12, 2007 9:09 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All,

What is that saying “Everything old is new again? or “There is nothing new under the sun?”

I think that while technology changes and people are now texting their way through first dates, booty calls and even marriage proposals..I think at some point we will grow weary of all of the impersonality that technology has given us…dont get me wrong I am a huge supporter of internet dating, but at some point there will be this turn around back to as they say the good ole days.

Wisey I understand the whole we are women hear us roar but at some point the roar will become a dull purring and the idea of motherhood and apple pie(did I say that yuck!)will really not seem such a chore..(I mean the human race must go on) While women may ask men out more -technically that is not really new they had Sadie Hawkins dances back in the day(I asked my auntie about those she got this strange laugh) Anywhooe I believe that no matter how we grow, evolve or change something are just nature. An the natural instinct to pair off and make offspring will always be there.

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

March 12, 2007 9:11 AM | Link to this

Re: Raqi’s comments

Regarding snooze button

I agree with Raqi’s comments. What singles without children do not realize is that they are asking “can I conceive later?”, what they do not realize is that they should be asking another question also, “how old can I be and still be PHYSICALLY able to be a good parent?”. Being a parent is the hardest work one can imagine. What these people do not realize is that kids have to fed, they have to be taught, they have to be played with, they have to be chaffeured, they have to be helped with their homework, they have to have their parents participating in sports, school, and everything in their lives.

When my two boys, and my daughter were active in sports, my ex-wife and I would pass each other on the road, going from one practice to another, to a game, to a play, to another practice, to the pizza place, etc. four and five nights a week. Being a parent means BEING INVOLVED, not just can you make a baby.

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 9:18 AM | Link to this

Raqi my cousins friend has been trying to get pregnant for a while and turned to IVF as their last resort before looking into adoption. Needless to say, it didn’t work and now they’re out of the pocket $13,000!! I didn’t realize that was so expensive. Now she’s really down and depressed about it.

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 9:20 AM | Link to this

Raqi I hope it all works out for your friend. But with that said, like you, ain’t no way in hellz I would want to just be starting the rearing of a child……have child at 39/40, child will be graduating high school when you turn 58 (ouch!!). Guuurrll, can you say huge, huge generation gap?!! As it stands, my child will be graduating when I turn 41 (probably on my b-day or very close to it), and I can hardly wait!! I simply could not imagine just getting started at that point….but for those women brave enough, GO FOR IT!!!

By Dr. Kym Relationship Expert

March 12, 2007 9:27 AM | Link to this

Randy and Raqi Here…Here give a cheer. If one more family member says that poor boy is growing up alone..I will scream!(They dont like it when I scream)Parenting is hard work(now channeling GW this morning) and the idea of doing a repeat performance hubby or no hubby well into my 40’s is not in the stars. The countdown to graduation clock begins in 2011.

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 9:30 AM | Link to this

Randy My sister is 44 with two little ones (4 and 6). She tells me all the time now…”only if I had known”. LOL They are whipping her behind.

SlimOne not only is it expensive…there is more than one egg implanted at a time, so she would stand a chance of having multiples. My friend says that would not be a problem because then she would only have to do it once…but still…better her than me.

Sexione I am soooo glad I am finished with that. I will be almost 45 when my youngest graduates high school. I could not even imagine just signing a kid for preschool at that age.

By Foots

March 12, 2007 9:32 AM | Link to this

Good morning all!!

chullato Now what if there were heterosexual unions, all the rights, but no marriage. I think that option would change the dating scene drastically.

Now this is interesting… When will the push for heterosexual civil unions start, so that those who are living together and not looking for legal marriage can get benefits?? Could that be next?

snooze button I’m 30 now, and I have no desire to have children out of wedlock but I don’t know when I’ll get married. I’m not thinking about freezing my eggs, I’ll just wait to see what unfolds with my life. If I get too old to conceive and I’m in the same situation, maybe it wasn’t meant for me to have my own child. Maybe it was meant for me to adopt someone else’s.

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 9:33 AM | Link to this

Raqi / Randy You both made good points and I agree. You need to be in generally good health especially when your child/ren reach the terrible two’s (You won’t need a gym membership) you can just chase them around for exercise. It continues the older they get. In my case I have had to shoot hoops, throw footballs, pitch baseballs, bait hooks, remove hooks from the fish and the kid. You need to have an abundance of energy when dealing with children. I don’t think I could handle a 2 y/o at 40+. I’d let them have their way and deal with the fall out later; not a good policy I know, but who wants to sprain their ankle chasing a toddler at that age….. it’ll take you twice as long to heal - LOL

By T-Mango

March 12, 2007 9:40 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Everyone…

Hope all are doing well in spite of the time change. On Topic: Honestly, I’m afraid to think of what dating will be like “in the future”. Will folks even go out? Or, will they just sit behind the computer and do everything online. I do hope that we go back to the old school where things were more personal and real. It would be scary if we moved to rely on technology even more than we do now to hook up and maintain relationships.

I’m in the “L” baby…Lurksville

By chullato

March 12, 2007 9:42 AM | Link to this

Foots When all the hoopla being in Mass., I was thinking this civil union thing wouldn’t be bad for ME.

I’m sure there are downsides, but who wouldn’t want this?!

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 9:43 AM | Link to this

Kym I hear ya…but it is kinda nice having two so that they can entertain each other and give me some me time. LOL But I had I reached 35 without having a second one, chances are it would have never happened.

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 9:44 AM | Link to this

Foots I’m with you on the no desire to have kids out of wedlock and I’ll be 29 this June. At times I’ve wondered how it would be to have a little one but I really don’t want just a baby daddy or a sperm donor but rather a husband. I’ve never even contemplated freezing my eggs and feel as though it will happen in due time if it’s meant to be….Cuz Lawd knows when I’ll ever take that walk down the aisle if at all.

By been there, done that

March 12, 2007 9:48 AM | Link to this

as things change with what is accepted, patterns show that it will depend on who wants to do what..

as always, how you see what you want to do, will determine choices made, with less influence by ‘peers’, traditions, etc.

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 9:50 AM | Link to this

Kym I hear ya!! My countdown has already begun…….come on May, 21, 2010…that’s 3 yrs., 2 months, and 9 days to go!! lol

Foots maybe it wasn’t meant for me to have my own child. Maybe it was meant for me to adopt someone else’s. That’s a very good mindset to have! Good for you!!

Raqi good point about the two…my child doesn’t have to wonder, at almost 38, she WILL be the only one. lol

By Lady Dark w/Dimples

March 12, 2007 10:01 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Everyone!!

I agree with foots…kids out of wedlock is not an option for me so if it I’m never married or marry really late in life then I’ll happily adopt.

I don’t think dating will change too much in the future. I think technology is an enabler, but if you’re raised as a traditionalist then you’ll just wait on that guy to text you, respond to your MySpace account, or whatever the latest cyberspace dating tool will be.

By SeanJohnson

March 12, 2007 10:02 AM | Link to this

Sup Blog…regarding the topic..i know a couple of women who are 30plus…educated..career.home etc..And they are at a point in there lives that they want kids and have come to an understanding…that if they had a male willing…that would consider having a kid with just a platonic relationship with the dude. No attachments with each other ..other than the well being of the child. When i thought about it for a minute…i saw it as not being a bad idea..and i could see it actually working…Reason being…no break up so no bad ties or blood between each other..

By Chocolate Peach

March 12, 2007 10:06 AM | Link to this

I’m reading a lot of Could be baby talk may I add:

Kids/Babies are God’s Gift. NOT every woman will have such a blessing!!

Just b/c you are a woman, you don’t have that automatic right, for lack of a better word to birth kids.

He will bless you when the time is right. Sooooooo many women think they can add a baby to their list of things to do or to their monthly or yearly calendars. That is so NOT the case. You can plan, arrange, or try spending all the money you want to try & create a blessing but if it’s not meant for you, It’s not going to happen.

WORD TO THE WISE: Pray on it & if it’s meant he will bless you with such joy.

Stress free women are more likely to become pregnant. Stress interefes women ovulation. TRUST i’m a witness to this.

Be Calm. Be patient. & Most of all be BLESS!!!

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 10:08 AM | Link to this

My son, although an idiot, tries to be the best father he can be at 17 and brings the grandbabe to the house sometimes to help take care of him. The little babe is teething now and last Thursday I was up all night with him. I had to take him down to the guest room so that he would not wake everyone else up, including his father, with his constant crying. I just cannot imagine doing this at my age. It’s funny ‘cause people tell the man and I all the time that we would have a really cute kid and he use to say ‘yeah I bet we would’. After experiencing having a baby in the house now he says ‘Probably…but I am not trying to find out’. LOL

Alright now back to topic, I think there will always be people leaning toward traditional dating rituals just like there will be people preferring new style “techno” dating. It will just depend on the lifestyle of the two. Probably the more career oriented and technology savvy the individuals are will determine the route they take. We are talking instant gratification versus slow simmering. Whatever floats your boat.

By Foots

March 12, 2007 10:09 AM | Link to this

SeanJ Do the women expect for the men to pay child support?

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 10:10 AM | Link to this

Foots When will the push for heterosexual civil unions start, so that those who are living together and not looking for legal marriage can get benefits?? Could that be next?

This used to exisit waaay waay back in the day they called it common law marriage……. I think after living together for 6 consecutive months, you were considered to have been married. This may still be legal in some states, but not in GA.

Raqi 35 was my cut off point too. My son has lots of cousins older and younger. He’ll just have to live with my/our selfish decisions. I tried to get his dad to have another one, but he digressed as well.

Foots / Slim I agree having a child out of wedlock is not the best way to go, but being a single has taught me that I would rather do it alone than not at all. Being a mother has soooo many rewards.

Having a husband is no guarantee that the man will be a good husband or father. It just means he doesn’t have the option to not sign the birth certificate.

By SeanJohnson

March 12, 2007 10:18 AM | Link to this

@ Foots…its optional…they would like for the men to be the father figure…believe or not…that atitude is common from women who are somewhat successful..meaning good jobs..homes..just dont have or in a serious relationship..One is really serious about it and want to draw up a contract..

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 10:22 AM | Link to this

I find it ironic that most times when women are pressed about having kids, it will be their first. You don’t find too many that are as pressed about #2 or more. There’s a funny saying…..the best birth control is having a child!!!

Pray on it & if it’s meant he will bless you with such joy. True!!

By Jewel

March 12, 2007 10:23 AM | Link to this

Good morning and Happy Monday Everyone!

Jewel’s Rules for the Dating Scene 2017 The advances of technology will not eliminate the boredom and frustration many face today. The political influence of the gay community will increase the acceptance of gay unions. The club scene will become obsolete. Yes, desperate women will pursue men more…if not for dating/marriage, for sperm donation. The continued upsurge of the divorce rate will produce more Brad & Angelinas. Online personals must include three verifiable references.

All in all, trends are something short-lived, or an attempt to improve a current behavior, style, etc. But, the dating objectives will not change. You will still have people truly seeking a soulmate; insecure playas (male and female) incapable of honesty; rotations; people “dating” married people; people living in the now, not seeking longevity with anyone; people open about their current dating needs. Just my humble opinion.

Raqi They say the 40s are the new 30s…well, my interpretation is that NOW I can do all the things I could not do because I was raising my child! LOL! Besides freezing eggs, IVF, what are your thoughts on sperm clinics?

Have a Powerful, Productive, Prosperous and Positive Day!!!

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 10:23 AM | Link to this

JustMe you’re absolutely right that any husband won’t necessarily make the best parent. I just hope that my maturity and age will help me chose a partner that will be potentially good at both. I have often heard moms say that they wouldn’t trade having their child for anything despite the situation (terrible baby daddy, single motherhood, etc). I can see it with my cousin and her son. At times I just sit back and watch their interaction and it’s unlike anything I’ve seen. It’s easy to be envious of that at times but it’s short-lived because we all have to play the hands we were dealt the best way we know how. And I have to give her all the props in the world because she does a great job and also has the best baby daddy i’ve ever come across.

By MochaTreat

March 12, 2007 10:23 AM | Link to this

@Sexione ^ 5 on the May 2010 date. My son (my youngest)will graduate on that date. I am counting down too!!

By Foots

March 12, 2007 10:24 AM | Link to this

JustMe What if they brought common law marriage back?? Would less people would cohabitate for long periods of time if marriage wasn’t what they were looking for? Or would they live together for five months, move out, get another five months in, move out, etc.? LOL!!

There are definitely not any guarantees when it comes to another person, but I hope that my choice of a husband and father for my children will be a good one.

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 10:24 AM | Link to this

As we all see the times have changed….i too know of a couple of women like Seanj has said that just want to have a child…not looking for marriage or being into relationship..although they would like one they are not just jumping cause the guy has a dyck…they want more and who can fault them…you know what you want….the only down side of this is …if your bar is set wayyyyyy to high then noone can meet it or exceed it…therefore you remain alone

By Jake

March 12, 2007 10:27 AM | Link to this

What up Blog:

I am deep in lurksville today, but I had to pop out for this.

that would consider having a kid with just a platonic relationship with the dude. No attachments with each other ..other than the well being of the child. When i thought about it for a minute…i saw it as not being a bad idea..and i could see it actually working…

SeanJ Please pass the dutchy to the left hand side, you must be smoking some good shyt..LOL

A dude would have to be Krazy to fall for this one…It might be cool for second, but that would backfire everytime. Its impossible.

By Foots

March 12, 2007 10:28 AM | Link to this

SeanJ Could they adopt and still have that male friend act as a father figure? It just seems like a complication for that man in his future relationships if he legally has a child with a woman that he has no other tie to.

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 10:29 AM | Link to this

Morn’in All,

I think overall things may change a little. I actually believe that we may see more single Mothers by choice. Women have become very independent and career focused, and may choose to get pregnant just to get the kids. Perhaps a lot more families outside the scope of marriage…Hellz, like demi said it’s to uncertain to predict.

Hey QC

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 10:31 AM | Link to this

You would be surprise to know that our friend Doc told Marissa that her being a part-time personal trainer can have an adverse effect on her trying to conceive. Not only does exercising excessively sometimes alter a woman’s cycle, but having too little body fat can decrease the amount of proper hormones a woman needs to conceive. So now not only does she have age counting against her chances but her stressful career along with her extracurricular side work also has an affect.

SeanJ…drawing up contracts? WOW. Seems somewhat impersonal doesn’t it. I have heard of women saying that they would ask a willing donor to “help” them out, but drawing up a contract?

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 10:31 AM | Link to this

Ok i know it is monday morning…but let’s open the bar early all this baby talk is making me think about being up all night long with my son when he was teething..lol

Justme can you handle the bar please

By Dr. Kym Relationship Expert

March 12, 2007 10:32 AM | Link to this

SeanJ I am sure there are people who do this whole contract thing but I am sorry you can dictate on paper the upbring of another human life..(lawd why do I sense Justin will be on the scene soon) it is just not possible. Human emotions can not be reduce to words and numbers and contract obligations because there are just too many factors.

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

March 12, 2007 10:36 AM | Link to this

Raqi

If I had any question about whether people should become parents later in life, they were answered yesterday. I have a 2 year old grandson. Yesterday I babysat while my son and daughter-in-law went to a baby shower for her (number 2 in another month). Two hours on a playground, in the heat, going from swing, to slide, to purple dinosaur, to swing, to slide, etc. My azz was dragging. I drove back to ATL, called my SO and said I was going back to my place, eat a sandwich, and get in teh bed and watch TV and I would call her tonight. Twenty years ago, no problem, but now the thought of all that parenting involves scares me to death. My sons were two years apart, and I was a light sleeper so I got the job of getting up with them. I remember one time thinking that it had literally been eight months since I had not gotten up at least once during the night.

When I read that some celebrity has a child at 65 or 70, I get angry because hellz he won’t even be around for his kid’s graduation, unless he is in a wheelchair…much less have been an active, participating parent.

By Jewel

March 12, 2007 10:37 AM | Link to this

Sadie Hawkins…WOW! Kym You took me waaaay back. LOL!

SeanJ I knew a woman who was seriously considering that option. The question I posed to her was, are you really considering the child? I tried to be understanding because I had already given birth. I know this is an internal desire most women have. But, to do this just for the sake of satisfying your own needs is rather selfish. The birth experience is just a few hours. You are a parent for the rest of your life.

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 10:38 AM | Link to this

Slim I thank God everyday for my son, he is such a joy, a challenge, a blessing, such a boy child, he curious, he’s sweet, he’s bad, but most of all he Mama’s Love! When he goes to visit his “thing” for the summer, I am lost for the first week or two. My life revolves around his wants, needs and (sometimes)desires; when those have been met, I can think about JustMe. It’s a tough job, but I would not trade it for all of the tea in China! He will graduate from HS in 2013 (if not sooner).

Foots I think every woman tries to make an educated decision regarding a potential BD, but like my Granny told me… You never know what a monkey eat until he sh!ts

If CLM was to become law again, I think it would make more people think twice before shacking up. If they knew that in 6 months and 1 day this would be their spouse, they might not be so ready to get the keys to the crib.

By Foots

March 12, 2007 10:40 AM | Link to this

Musing I don’t know if there will be more single mothers by choice, perhaps by circumstance. Like GA.man said, women aren’t going to be jumping at every dude just because he has male parts for babymaking, but wouldn’t they want two loving parents (in a relationship with each other) for their child IF the situation was available? Would someone turn that situation away in order to choose to have a child alone?

By SeanJohnson

March 12, 2007 10:43 AM | Link to this

@ Jake…i thought the same thing to myself at first…what kinda crab cage trap is that…but when one of them broke it down..and was actually willing to have a legal contract drawn up…i was like…ok..i see where it could work…not that i would do it..Think about it..I know some of my male friends that want kids bad too…Both just cant find people of the opposite sx on common ground.

@ Foots..i dont know..adoption i think is more for married couples..But you have some dudes and even some females these days…that are not being parentes to kids that they have had. The arrangement that these women want is something that is for someone mature enough and have come to the realization that being married may not be that is going to happen but still want kids.

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 10:43 AM | Link to this

Mocha alright now!!! *May 2010…the new Independence Day) lol

Slim You are right! No matter what the agreement (legal or not), if you’re not a good parent, you’re just not a good parent! I too say that I wouldn’t trade my child for the world…and I’ve been raising her by myself for most of her 14 yrs. on this earth. Even though she gets on my nerves sometimes, has become quite the little liar, and makes me want to rip her head off frequently (and she still isn’t nearly as bad as I was at her age…thanks to having older siblings!)! But I digress………

By Lady Dark w/Dimples

March 12, 2007 10:44 AM | Link to this

SeanJ I have a coworker who fell for that one….and he’s still paying the price. She wanted a child and that’s what she got…he got the child support payments. Two individuals won’t see eye to eye on things and the one with the most power will pull the strings…she took the child and went to another state. He get to see pictures though!!

By kinderbabe

March 12, 2007 10:46 AM | Link to this

good morning all!! i really could give a who what the “future” of dating holds. i’m more concerned w/my future in dating…lol. i do understand contemporary and futuristic concepts but my vision of dating will be based off of what i want…not what the magazines, internet, people or whatever else dictates. part of the reason dating has gotten so complicated is b/c it has been over analyzed and intellectualized. i will continue to let my feelings and spirit guide me through the process…that’s my future.:) have a great day everyone!

By Jewel

March 12, 2007 10:47 AM | Link to this

Times have surely changed. The question has gone from “what’s your zodiac sign?” to “will you be my baby daddy?” LOL!

Question for the Blog men: How would you feel if a woman whom you have known for a few hours asked you to donate your sperm, no other strings attached?

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 10:47 AM | Link to this

GAman I was just thinking the SAME thing!! It’s time for a Morning Margarita*!!

By Foots

March 12, 2007 10:49 AM | Link to this

JustMe You never know what a monkey eat

That’s why you have to watch the monkey WHILE he is eating. Then it won’t be such a surprise what comes out when he shyts. LOL!!!

There’s a lot to be said for getting to know a potential mate and BD and observing him/her for the qualities you desire before he/she is, in fact, your mate and BD. In the stock market, maybe not, but with people, past performance can be a pretty good indicator of future results.

By Aggressively witty

March 12, 2007 10:51 AM | Link to this

How would you feel if a woman whom you have known for a few hours asked you to donate your sperm, no other strings attached?

2 ways

the male ego in me would be thinking “Im the shyt, thats right, and this broad knows it in only 120 minutes of us knowing each other.”

the sane side of me would think “This broad is insane, I aint letting her DRINK after me let alone get any of my baby batter”

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

March 12, 2007 10:51 AM | Link to this

Some things sound good on paper, but are pure bullshyte in reality. Kids really do need two parents, and no piece of paper, or contractual agreement is going to change that. All of us are a mural of our life experiences, and it is an absolute truth that kids ARE going to miss out on some very important things with only one parent, no matter how hard that parent trys. They might survive, they might even prosper, but they will do without and they will feel a sense of loss at some point.

I was not the child of a divorce, but my father died when I was seven. When my own kids came along, I realized just how much I had been denied by not having two living, viable parents that were actually active in my life. I ultimately found myself living out my lost childhood through my children, and that was not fair to them.

There are way too many people thinking of their own needs and wants, with no consideration or thought toward the lives they are going to be responsible for. Adoption is okay for a single parent, because that is a life they can change…but choosing to be a single parent means choosing to deny a child all that child could and should have.

By Jewel

March 12, 2007 10:52 AM | Link to this

Hello Lady Dark Long-time no blog.

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 10:54 AM | Link to this

Foots As Women start being more career driven, many Women have waited until they are almost too old to have children. I’m not saying they will settle, but I totally see more Women simply wanting to have a child and not deal with trying to find a “relationship”. My SO has a female friend like that. She is so career focused that I can see her in her early 40’s looking for someone to have a kid with.

By Foots

March 12, 2007 10:55 AM | Link to this

SeanJ some of my male friends that want kids bad too…Both just cant find people of the opposite sx on common ground.

Here’s a big difference though… That dude doesn’t have a specific amount of time in which he can have a child like the woman does. What if her biological clock is on it’s last tick, but he still has a lot of time left? Would he want to wait to have kids until he found the situation that works best for him and his future child? I’m actually thinking of how the dude would fare in this situation. For some reason, I think it would be harder on him to make and go through with a decision like that…

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 10:56 AM | Link to this

Jewel Hell to the naw…noway..nohow….fudge that…after a couple of hours..no not even after a couple of days..months and years….if we are a couple then married..yes we can go half on a baby…you don’t know what you are putting yourself or that child thru…it could be the ultimate trap…i want any child of mine to know who daddy is and that child will see me…i am very active in my son’s life..even though he gets on my nerves sometimes..if you are any kind of parent your children will get on your last nerve..You know make you wanna slap them so hard they lips beat them to the hospital lolol

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 10:58 AM | Link to this

Randyt alot of us grew up with only one parent..i did and my mom did a good job…my sorry behind dad(sperm donor) came around every two years then then stopped when i turned 13…so hey i give muchLuv to the single moms

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 11:00 AM | Link to this

How would you feel if a woman whom you have known for a few hours asked you to donate your sperm, no other strings attached?

Jewel The Dude ego in me would be “on swole”…Then I’d think to myself “Does she want to make it the old fashioned way, or the scientific way?”….Then I’d say, “this chick is crazy, I’ve only known her for a few hours”…..Then I’d tell her “Hellz, naw!”.

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 11:01 AM | Link to this

Foots That’s why you have to watch the monkey WHILE he is eating. Then it won’t be such a surprise what comes out when he shyts Amen to that sistah…but often times in our current society things are pretty much order at the first window, drive up and pickup at the next one. You don’t see any of the behind-the-scenes before you open your bag, get down the street and see that they forgot your dayum fries and 2 apple pies for $1. It’s a silly analogy but there is truth in there somewhere…in my head anyways lol

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 11:01 AM | Link to this

I am all for people adopting because that is helping to provide a life for a child that has come into an unfortunate situation. But sperm banks I am leery of. As a mother of two I know that the genetic contribution from the parents is a funny thang. I see traits in my kids from me and their fathers and it ain’t always pretty…but those are the men that I chose to procreate with…so that’s on me. But to have a kid with the invisible and not know the personality of him nor his family traits…you don’t know what the heck you are getting. I know you can info like educational back ground and all that but…

I know adoption is pretty much the same thing but I am all for helping a kid.

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

March 12, 2007 11:03 AM | Link to this

How would you feel if a woman whom you have known for a few hours asked you to donate your sperm, no other strings attached?

Totally forgetting the legal and financial implications, the answer would still be HELLZ NO. That would be a child of mine, not some magical ‘jelly’ that would give a woman a child. Some men seem to think that that it is a badge of their verility to have as many kids as possible with their DNA. That is selfish crap with no consideration for the children. (and as much as I really do like George Forman, what kind of selfish, egotistical, inconsiderate crap is it to name six of your children after yourself. If you have some need for preserving your heritage, just have a friggin statue of yourself erected…good grief people use your head, not your ego sometimes).

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 11:03 AM | Link to this

Jewel That complete thought process would take about .0004 seconds….But later I’d be thinking about what it would be like to make that baby with her the old fashioned way for 2 days….With the bed slapping the wall behind it.

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 11:04 AM | Link to this

Good morning everybody much too much work this morning. Hope to get on here sometime TODAY!!! I will say this, I think gay unions are going to be recognized very, very soon.

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 11:05 AM | Link to this

Randyt I kind of agree with you. My father died one month before I turned three (and I’m the baby of four). Now, I’m raising my child by myself (but for very different reasons…she has a deadbeat donor). As I have stated before, he displayed very good fatherly-like qualities before she came along, then fell off b/c I wouldn’t take him back, although I have tried many times to get him to be a part of her life. I don’t try to live out the what I missed thru my child in a physical sense (b/c I honestly don’t think I missed anything physical, just the genetic male input). What I do try to do though, is try to give her a mans’ input and point of view (thru men we know and respect), and not let her get away with the games that I got away with….been there, done that..don’t even try it!!! I wish that he was more mature in his parenting abilities, but to be quite honest, even if he was around, I think it would do more harm than good! So what’s a single mom to do (besides what I’ve already stated)?!!

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 11:05 AM | Link to this

LOL aggwit that “Drink after me” comment just reminded me of something my friend Laney told me. But that is a discussion for a later time maybe. LOL

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 11:06 AM | Link to this

Musing But later I’d be thinking about what it would be like to make that baby with her the old fashioned way for 2 days….With the bed slapping the wall behind it. you stupid…lol

By SeanJohnson

March 12, 2007 11:08 AM | Link to this

@ Foots…i guess thats one of the advantages of being a man…we can have kids even in old age..but seriously…that arrangement is something i couldnt do for the simple fact ..i take being a father serious..and i would want to be there from the moment of conception to graduation..etc..and i wouldnt want to miss or be cheated or give any of that up.But the funny thing is…with women being so picky as far a men are concerned.. some end up looking for just a sperm donor..when all through the 20’s and early 30’s they choose men they date like they are looking for the perfect sperm donors anyway..go figure

By Lady Dark w/Dimples

March 12, 2007 11:10 AM | Link to this

Hey Jewel! Most days they have one foot on my neck, but the boss is away today!!

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 11:14 AM | Link to this

GA Man I got the Blog Bar….. We’ll be opne for bizness in 5 minutes!

Randy Adoption is okay for a single parent, because that is a life they can change…but choosing to be a single parent means choosing to deny a child all that child could and should have.

You lost me here……. what difference does it make if the parent is biological and single vs adoptive and single. The adopted child would/should have the same needs as the biological child…….

Foots Men can suffer from a reduced number of lil swimmers; whereas they may have 1 million in their 20’s and 30’s, by their 40’s, they may only have 500,000 and the number continues to decrease as their age increases.

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

March 12, 2007 11:14 AM | Link to this

Hey Sexione and GAMAN

This is not an indictment of single moms, I think they have the toughest job on Earth and the ones who become responsible (as many on this blog) are heroes in my opinion, regardless of choices that may have been perhaps unwise.

My concern here is being a single person who chooses to become a parent without consideration for the child that he/she is about to conceive.

I have some major heartburn about “sperm donors” (not the ones in a clinic, I am talking about deadbeat dads). Children deserve better.

By Foots

March 12, 2007 11:15 AM | Link to this

GA.man My parents got divorced, and my mom raised me as a single mom. But what RandyT was speaking of was CHOOSING to do it on your own. That’s not the same as raising your children alone and (doing a good job of it) because of the circumstances that were dealt to you. My mother wanted us to be raised in a two-parent household, but my daddy was crazy, so she decided to divorce him and therefore raise us mostly alone. And yes, I have much love for her.

By Tazzee

March 12, 2007 11:15 AM | Link to this

Morning Folks!

I can barely describe the dating scene in 2007, so I’m not going to attempt to mess with 2017.

35 was my cutoff for having children too. I’ll be 37 this year ;)

Seriously, I’ve always said that if the baby doesn’t come naturally - it wasn’t happening. I felt that way back when I wanted children. In my late 20’s I toyed with ‘contract sperm donor’ idea - just because I didn’t think I would get married in time to have my children in time. But then I considered the child - personally, I felt it was selfish to bring a child into the world on purpose with no father.

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 11:17 AM | Link to this

Fellow Blogger/Wise Diva not exactly on topic, but I took and Erotic Dance class this past Saturday and had a ball. It’s is so sensual and sexy that I hope more woman take a class like this to please their feminine side and their man’s sexual fantasies (well at least one of them)…

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 11:17 AM | Link to this

Fellow Blogger/Wise Diva not exactly on topic, but I took an Erotic Dance class this past Saturday and had a ball. It’s is so sensual and sexy that I hope more woman take a class like this to please their feminine side and their man’s sexual fantasies (well at least one of them)…

By DuShawn

March 12, 2007 11:18 AM | Link to this

“I actually believe that we may see more single Mothers by choice.” I don’t believe any mother is single by choice. Most single moms, whether they admit it or not, would prefer to be in a loving, nurturing, supportive marriage. Their situation is a result or circumstance not choice. Additionally, when you have a child together you’re connected to that person for life, regardless of written contracts or verbal agreements. You’re fooling yourself if you believe in the “no strings attached” theory when it comes to children.

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 11:20 AM | Link to this

How about James B. finally got buried!! (even though it’s temporary) I wonder why he excluded little James B. from his will. Makes you wonder…all that money, but not a mention of this child in his will. Why do y’all think that is? Not his child? Bad daddy choice? Just trifling? Hss anyone noticed that Tommie Raye changed her last name to Brown? Or at least that’s what the AJC kept calling her on the photo descriptions from the service.

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

March 12, 2007 11:21 AM | Link to this

Hey Just

What I was saying is that with an orphan, someone already made a choice. It is better for a child to have one good loving parent, than none at all…but two would be better.

By Lady Dark w/Dimples

March 12, 2007 11:22 AM | Link to this

I see how hard it is for single moms to do it…I can’t imagine purposely choosing that route with a sperm donor. I know some may feel the rewards surpass the struggles…but it’s hard to visualize that on the outside looking in.

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 11:23 AM | Link to this

SexyLeggs Why don’t you come and have a seat over by Musing.

Said while shoving JustMe’s things to the floor

Ohhhhh, did you happen to see the dancer’s pole I just installed…take it for a spin.

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

March 12, 2007 11:23 AM | Link to this

Tazzee

But then I considered the child - personally, I felt it was selfish to bring a child into the world on purpose with no father.

You said it much better than I did. Thanks.

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

March 12, 2007 11:24 AM | Link to this

Tazzee

But then I considered the child - personally, I felt it was selfish to bring a child into the world on purpose with no father.

You said it much better than I did. Thanks.

By Alvin

March 12, 2007 11:24 AM | Link to this

How would you feel if a woman whom you have known for a few hours asked you to donate your sperm, no other strings attached?

Sure, they’re free…Awwwwww…skeet, skeet, skeet…Help yourself.

Hey Foot while I have no legal ties to Lil Demi. I simply let new lady know where he stands in my life:

1 God

2. Lil Demi/Close Family members/kids

3. And Nothing

My heart is currently close to her…So deal with it.

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 11:24 AM | Link to this

Randyt Oh, I know you didn’t mean it as a negative…I was just sharing my experiences with it. And I definitely feel you on the “sperm donors” aka deadbeat dads!! But again, I digress….

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 11:27 AM | Link to this

Foots Randyt i understand what you are saying…i was giving an example of single moms handling thier business..my mom did and so will so many others….some guys just aren’t Dad material…and some women are just fed up with thier bullish…i cant blame them …Yes in a Disney movie it would be nice to have both …but that just wont happen alot of times…both parents should make a great effort to be involved but we all know the truth is most guys won’t…that is why i make sure my son talks to me..spends time with me…the children will remember later on in life if you were there……

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 11:28 AM | Link to this

JustMe no offense, but I’m laughing over here. Musing is a trip. And my bad, but it’s EXOTIC dancing, not erotic, but the end result is the same. The instructor gives you an entire routine to perform for your special person or just for yourself. I love the “Frisk,” “Winding” and then crawling on the floor to ….. whew!!

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 11:30 AM | Link to this

JustMe no offense, but I’m laughing over here. Musing is a trip. And my bad, but it’s EXOTIC dancing, not erotic, but the end result is the same. The instructor gives you an entire routine to perform for your special person or just for yourself. I love the “Frisk,” “Winding” and then crawling on the floor to ….. whew!!

By A very tired Demi

March 12, 2007 11:30 AM | Link to this

Hey Lady Dark!!!

SlimOne, I have no idea how I got to work this morning.

JustMe, Lil Demi and jaja (his brother) really kick my a$$ this pass weekend…100 times better than clubbing though

By Jewel

March 12, 2007 11:31 AM | Link to this

Gentlemen Thank you for your responses. I wish either one of you were around when I tried to explain it to her…I am not a man., said in my Barry White impersonation. LOL! The only thing I did not verbalize was that these men probably thought she was crazy. I tried the logical approach and asked her to consider how the child will feel when it got older.

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 11:32 AM | Link to this

Alvin..Alvin…Alvin ooooohhh Knock.Knock

Alvin Who is it?

Child support

Alvin But she said don’t worry about it

Child support she lied

Alvin but i got papers

Child support You are the baby daddy..we will take that car thank you..we will hit your income tax….we also hit your check so it will be short this week..

Alvin but why?

Child support cause you are the baby daddy and she is sick and cant work…your child is 8 years old and has been on food stamps for 6 years you have to pay

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 11:32 AM | Link to this

Ohhh Musing that wasn’t nice to boot JustMe things to the floor but funny nonetheless. lol btw, that’s the quickest i ever seen anyone install a stripper pole. that’s a world record

By Lady Dark w/Dimples

March 12, 2007 11:33 AM | Link to this

Sexy I’ve taken a class like that before…down around auburn ave….where did you take your class?

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 11:35 AM | Link to this

Justme Gaman has just cleared some space for you

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 11:36 AM | Link to this

LMAO @ demi….The soldiers ain’t free man, when that chick can’t afford the Day Care she’ll be back.

Chick: Demi I know I said you would only donate to the cause…but now I need money for a day care…It’s your baby too!

Demi: If you don’t back the f/k away from my door. (Said while brandishing Blog 9mm, nickel-plate conflict resolver)

By Foots

March 12, 2007 11:37 AM | Link to this

SexyLeggs I wholeheartedly agree on the class. Are you going to continue taking classes regularly?

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 11:39 AM | Link to this

There is NO such thing as no strings attached when it comes to a child! And who in hhayyo would want a child that they helped to create floating around out there, without knowing that said child was okay, safe and provided for!!! what is this world coming to?

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 11:41 AM | Link to this

SlimOne You know you are right.

Just then SexyLeggs crashes to the floor after attempting a “Helicopter” on the recently installed pole

Sorry about that SexyLeggs, I guess GA.man didn’t install it as tightly as he promised.

Musing now distancing himself from a lawsuit

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 11:41 AM | Link to this

Randy they do deserve better, but I have seen couples plan their life from dating to death and in the end…… not much went according to plan.

DuShawn You are right I would rather be married, but peace of mind is priceless.

Musing That should be a shove and a stomp!

SexyLeggs I may be getting green over here :-) I bet you had a ball. Now that’s my idea of learning something new! ^5!!!

The only real issue I have with my son’s “thing” is financial I’m not putting a dayum vest on either As hard as I work, he thinks that I should just handle the $$ aspect of raising his child since I make a decent living…….. WTFE Other than that, he stays in touch with our son almost daily.

By Jewel

March 12, 2007 11:42 AM | Link to this

SexyLeggs I was planning on taking a belly dance class, when I was still attached.

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 11:46 AM | Link to this

Oh hell naw…..Musing..i installed it right you need to tell all of your women stop using it so much..that is your 4th pole this year and it is only March… Sexylegs here is a card for a friend of mine he is an **LAwyer who will help you get paid…one call that’s all

See the invoice for Musing’s pole purchases

Jan 4th Jan 16th Feb 5th Now March 1st so see it is not my fault it is Musing and his other woman

By T-Mango

March 12, 2007 11:47 AM | Link to this

I was in Lurksville and then I saw the following comment by Alvin which read…“Sure, they’re free…Awwwwww…skeet, skeet, skeet… Help yourself.”

Dayumm I am laughing my azz off on that one. If there was a quote of the day that would be it…Man, what is wrong with you?:-)

By Alvin

March 12, 2007 11:51 AM | Link to this

I ultimately found myself living out my lost childhood through my children, and that was not fair to them

LOL Quite a few time I’ve found myself thinking: I wish my pappi spend 5 minute of each month with me.

I will simply take good advice from respectable mothers and fathers, and become the best father I possibly can.

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 11:53 AM | Link to this

JustMe Peace of mind is pricesless Now you’ve said a mouthful!!!!

Jewel you should still take that class!! I plan to take a few myself (and I’m single), as soon as I can squeeze a few $$ out of the budget.

By Linguist

March 12, 2007 11:54 AM | Link to this

* Hey E’rybody* I’ve been in a meeting (again) this morning… May have to lurk for a while on this one, as “the boss” has a project for me!

Hey Slim,Mo, JustMe GAMan, and crew

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 11:59 AM | Link to this

And now a message from the Mayor of Blogville…..Gaman come on Mysterii blogger…now i know that was a good date for you but from the Gov’t of blogville you have to announce such things before you speak them …someone might spill thier drinks…

Back to our regular blog already in progress…..

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 12:01 PM | Link to this

Mysterii Blogger WTF?!!! Um, how did it go from 0 to 60 in that split second it takes someone to give a compliment. Are we leaving out some choice details here….and um….what mall was this at by chance? lol

By Demi

March 12, 2007 12:01 PM | Link to this

some guys just aren’t Dad material

I thought that the type of men most women like…I guess not.

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 12:01 PM | Link to this

Mysterii first of all, I hope you are a man!! And what if this chick has herpes? You can be infected with some awful ish and not even know it yet!! WTF???? As T-Mango said to Alvin earlier..Man, what is wrong with you?

By DuShawn

March 12, 2007 12:02 PM | Link to this

Just Me “You are right I would rather be married, but peace of mind is priceless.” I’m of the opinion that it’s better for a child to be raised in a single parent household than it is for them to be reared in a traditional setting if an atmosphere of discord is created when both parents are together. One functional adult is always better than two dysfunctional parents. Sometimes you can do a better job apart than you can together.

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 12:03 PM | Link to this

Musing / GA Man Y’all are crazy as hayo. Next time a new pole goes up, let me test it out before you put a professionally trained dancer on it. If I can’t bring it down, then it’s there to stay ;-)

Hey Ling

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 12:08 PM | Link to this

Musing / GA Man Y’all are crazy as hayo. Next time a new pole goes up, let me test it out before you put a professionally trained dancer on it. If I can’t bring it down, then it’s there to stay ;-)

Hey Ling

By Mysterii Blogger

March 12, 2007 12:14 PM | Link to this

for the record: I am a LADY……

I guess that was my “Welcome to the A”

By Alvin (age 22-24 ver.)

March 12, 2007 12:15 PM | Link to this

GA.man LOL, I am sure there are papers I can sign pior to nutt’n the cup…And I would have her to throw in a copy of Feb/march issues of Men’s Magazine. Hoopz is hot!!!

T I honestly wouldn’t do it now, but at age 22-25. I would have giving her a creamy cup, plus one in the eye…Right on the spot!

By NCgirlfromATL

March 12, 2007 12:16 PM | Link to this

‘Sup Blog

I do think that dating and relationships will continue to evolve, but some things will always be a constant: marriage and divorce. I’m not married, don’t have any kids and am in my mid 30s. Sure, I’d love to have kids, but I’ve also decided that if it doesn’t happen, I’ll be ok! Adoption is certainly a possibility, or just being that fun auntie/cousin with the cool a$$ husband who traveled the world and brought back cool gifts to all of the kids in the family. Hey, I’m not home long enough each day to take care of a puppy, so I don’t have one. Obviously, if I had a child, my life would have to change. But, I would only want to have a child when I felt like making that change would be good for both of us…no regrets and no resentment. That’s real love!

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 12:18 PM | Link to this

For NC Go Gators…Go Gators…Go Gators

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 12:18 PM | Link to this

I believe there is a blog out there that would better appreciate that comment!! And still, any thought of possible disease?!!! WTF!!!

Demi *some guys just aren’t Dad material

I thought that the type of men most women like…I guess not.* Where did you get that wrong azz info from?

By Mysterii Blogger

March 12, 2007 12:21 PM | Link to this

for the record: I am a LADY……

I guess that was my “Welcome to the A”

By Jewel

March 12, 2007 12:23 PM | Link to this

Mysterrii A Lady?

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 12:24 PM | Link to this

GA.man Next time keep your 400lbs Women off the pole….They shaking my “nutz and bolts” loose….LOLOLOL

Now shoving SexyLeggs things off the chair and kicking them across the room…..

Mysterii B Why don’t you come and have a seat by Musing….Have you seen my newly installed pole…It’s cetified up to 155lbs.

By Chocolate Peach

March 12, 2007 12:26 PM | Link to this

What the h3ll have I missed?

I’m reading erotics dancing, mall sexcapades. Geesh!!!

@Mystery Blogger DANG!! that did wake me up.

I’m needing to get a Henn & Red bull on that note (not a imaginary one either) What a Blog!!!

By Dr. Kym Relationship Expert

March 12, 2007 12:27 PM | Link to this

Jewel I am passing up on the Secret to get Suze Orman’s Women and Money this month. PBS played her show atleast 10 times this weekend.

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 12:28 PM | Link to this

Mysterii Notice Musing said cetified not certified - LOL I wouldn’t trust that pole, but then you are a trusting lil mama…….

By Alvin (age 22-24 ver.)

March 12, 2007 12:29 PM | Link to this

Sexione the old me wouldn’t even care…Never dreamed of becoming a half-way decent person then…

Another thought…Other then being charge for rape and having DNA place in system…How in the world will she be able to track me down?…We are complete strangers, false names will be given…No back ground check what so ever.

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 12:29 PM | Link to this

Musing you know that was your cousin that broke that pole….you told me so..lololol

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 12:32 PM | Link to this

Justme see how Musing just kick ‘em to the curb….then he gets upset when his pole is broken..and you wonder why he has had 4 poles this year….lololololol

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 12:32 PM | Link to this

CP Here’s ya HennyBull. Heck after that post, I had to get a sip my dayum self!

By Alvin (age 22-24 ver.)

March 12, 2007 12:32 PM | Link to this

Sexione Me…

By Jewel

March 12, 2007 12:33 PM | Link to this

Sexione The class I was considering is not that expensive. Six weeks for $60, $50 if you register a few days prior to the start of class. Atlanta Belly Dance

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 12:34 PM | Link to this

Alvin I was just wondering where you heard that most women like/want guys that aren’t dad material? I’ve never heard that mess before!!

By T-Mango

March 12, 2007 12:36 PM | Link to this

…from Alvin(lol)…to stripper poles, and now to impromptu wild escapades with strangers at the local mall…

Now I need a drink(Gin and cranberry juice pleeze)

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 12:36 PM | Link to this

Lunchtime observation: One of the biggest mistakes I see women continuing to make is taking her man’s or any man’s willingness to compromise as a sign of being vulnerable or weak. What the hell is that all about? When are we going to stop playing mind games? Why present someone with a situation to have to compromise and then take it as them being weak when they do? Either you want them to do what you want or you don’t. Stop playing freaking mind games and trying to see how far you can push a person before they falter. Just dang ignorant. Some people aren’t happy no matter what. Man I swear.

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 12:36 PM | Link to this

Jewel that’s pretty good. I’ll check them out, thanks!

Alvin Oh, so you made that up inside your head (the northern one)? lol

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 12:37 PM | Link to this

Alvin..Alvin…Alvin you know child support got thier ways of finding you

15 years later….Alvin’s baby is planning college

Knock..knock

Alvin Who is it?

Georgia Child support Alvin How did you find me?

Goergia child support we found you by following your pattern…then we tracked down a couple of women you were with who knew you….and BAM!!!

Alvin How much i owe?

Georgia child support $36,458

Alvin WHAT THE!!?!! I signed false names and gave false background

Georgia child support we always find the man..one day or another..(evil laugh) maauuuhhh hahahahah

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 12:39 PM | Link to this

LadyDark/Jewel took my class on Ormewood Ave (off Moreland).Musing, I had a great time. If I could work my body the way the instructor worked hers, man I’ll be feircing than I already am…LOL There are 3 classes. The next class is using props working your way sensually on a chair (all innocent - like an umbrella, feather boas, etc.) The third class is pole dancing (guess that may be one reason why I fell off Musing….got on before my time)…LOL

By Jewel

March 12, 2007 12:39 PM | Link to this

Kym PBS must be campaigning for more money. Suze Orman gives good advice.

By Chocolate Peach

March 12, 2007 12:41 PM | Link to this

Justme….Good Lookin!!!

May need a few of em.

By SeanJohnson

March 12, 2007 12:43 PM | Link to this

back from lunch @ mysteri blogger…same thing happened to me sort of…i was at a popular mall last nite/this morning…trying on some jeans..fine jazzy peanut butter complextion came in and did the same to me…then she turned around and touched her toes..THEN…i woke up…sean’s johnson at FULL attenion…it was my que to get up and pee…time to go to work..

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 12:44 PM | Link to this

Jewel you say you thought about taking a belly dance class when you were “attached”. AND…take one now for yourself. I’m not attached and I’m so loving myself. My self-esteem has NEVER, EVER been low, but I thought this would be fun. Shoot, girl we can take the belly dance class together. Wise Diva and Laney have my address if you’re interested.

By MochaTreat

March 12, 2007 12:46 PM | Link to this

@ Mysterii Wow….I would have been taken out in handcuffs…because I would not allow a complete stranger (cute or not) to do to me what that person did to you. But hey to each is own!

@GAman…..Is the bar open for business? Can I have a Bahama Mama?

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 12:48 PM | Link to this

Joke…

With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.

To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies.

I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by writing it down on a note pad on the refrigerator.

As a reminder, I wrote at the top: “IF WE ARE OUT OF IT, WRITE IT DOWN.”

When I checked the pad a few days later, to my delight I found the following message:

“MOM, YOU MAY BE A BIT OLD-FASHIONED, BUT YOU ARE NOT ‘OUT OF IT.”’

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 12:48 PM | Link to this

Jewel you say you thought about taking a belly dance class when you were “attached”. AND…take one now for yourself. I’m not attached and I’m so loving myself. My self-esteem has NEVER, EVER been low, but I thought this would be fun. Shoot, girl we can take the belly dance class together. Wise Diva and Laney have my address if you’re interested.

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 12:49 PM | Link to this

Off to Lunch.

Musing now waiting in the bushes off of Ormewood Ave. eating a ham sandwich waiting for an unsuspecting SexyLeggs…

Muahhh ahahahahahah….cough, cough….

Musing chokes on sandwich…bushes shaking violently as folks wake by thinking “WTF is up with that bush”

By cool breeze

March 12, 2007 12:50 PM | Link to this

Seems like alot of people trying to use legalism to justify their bad decisons and to do what they want to do. God institued marriage and the family and most of ya’ll by your posts obviously know better than him. A kid definantly needs two parents present a father and mother no matter what. It’s better for the child and definantly selfsih of women trying to do things their way and just wanting to have a child without taking the child’s interest into consideration. You know how that whole eve thing went when she tried to step out her role and so things her own way. Didn’t work out too well. Life isn’t burger king and in most cases you can’t have it your own way.

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 12:51 PM | Link to this

GaMan…dayyyuummm why you have to kick my things across the floor….you stupid..LOL

By MochaTreat

March 12, 2007 12:51 PM | Link to this

@ Mysterii Wow….I would have been taken out in handcuffs…because I would not allow a complete stranger (cute or not) to do to me what that person did to you. But hey to each is own!

@GAman…..Is the bar open for business? Can I have a Bahama Mama?

By Chocolate Peach

March 12, 2007 12:52 PM | Link to this

@Mysterii, Sooooooooooo What mall & store did this take place? Lmao!!!!!

Inquiring minds????????????????

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 12:52 PM | Link to this

yes mocha..justme has the keys

By MochaTreat

March 12, 2007 12:53 PM | Link to this

@GAman Mail call

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 12:53 PM | Link to this

i didnt kick your stuff sexleggs Musing did that

By Jewel

March 12, 2007 12:54 PM | Link to this

Raqi Those women fail to realize that for a real man, while he seems to be in acquiescence, he is actually calculating the best exit strategy.

By Wise Diva

March 12, 2007 12:57 PM | Link to this

Guys, Please watch your comments this is not taxicab confessions blog, and AJC.COM prefers not to make this blog R-rated.

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 12:57 PM | Link to this

GaMan…dayyyuummm why you have to kick my things across the floor….you stupid..LOL

By Aggressively witty

March 12, 2007 12:58 PM | Link to this

Mysterii B feeling tingles from that HSV-7 she got from her dressing room luvah

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 12:59 PM | Link to this

It was only a matter of time before we were reprimanded…must admit we’ve have gotten away with some things I was surprised AJC let go to print. Nonetheless, it’s been fun. Now, I need my NaVan.

By MochaTreat

March 12, 2007 1:00 PM | Link to this

@Justme Can you hook a sistah up with a Bahama Mama?

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 1:02 PM | Link to this

Ga Man He’s got a lil Rick James in him……. now aka Musing Slick “Rick James” Lee Love’m and leave’m - on the floor with a busted tail bone

T-Mango GinnyCran for you! Sip this slowly, I might have been a lil heavy handed on the gin ;-)

CP Just raise your glass and I’ll pour you another…….

Mocha here’s ya Bahama Mama!

Cool Breeze Not all mothers a single by choice……. circumstance like bad karma can be a b!tch sometimes. Like someone posted earlier, better one functional parent than 2 dysfunctional parents. At least with 1 parent thinking straight, they have 1/2 a chace as opposed to none. Just Sayin’

By Jewel

March 12, 2007 1:02 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs Thanks for the cheer .RAH! RAH! LOL! My self-esteem is not low. I said I was considering it “when I was attached” because I thought it would add to his pleasure. I do thoughtful things like that when I care about someone. Belly dancing enhances a woman’s sexuality whether married, single, young or older…

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 1:06 PM | Link to this

Jewel sory girl. Didn’t mean to imply your self-esteem was low. I was merely stating attached or not attached take the class for yourself. I do agree that it would add to most men’s pleasure to see his/her woman belly dance in front of him. Take the class, acquire the skill for your next attachment.

By Jewel

March 12, 2007 1:07 PM | Link to this

Thank you, Wise Diva.

By MochaTreat

March 12, 2007 1:11 PM | Link to this

@Justme Can you hook a sistah up with a Bahama Mama?

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 1:13 PM | Link to this

Justme give me something to drink…dayuuuummmm now i got to deal with sanctions from AJC and Wisediva…..lolol we can’t afford any fines right now…ya’ll know the speed trap is down right now

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 1:14 PM | Link to this

Mocha are you sipping or slugging - LOL Here is a TX sized Bahama Mama………. sip slowly gurl, you gatta pace yaself or you’ll be falling off the pole too :-)

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 1:14 PM | Link to this

You know Jewel some women will never know a real, good man until he hauls off and slaps the crap out of her on his way out the door because that’s all she is use to.

By Foots

March 12, 2007 1:14 PM | Link to this

Jewel I took Belly Dance for a year and it changes so much about the way you walk, your posture, and even the way you dance normally. The best part is the body awareness that develops, that translates from the boardroom to the bedroom. I’d say that for all of my dance classes, jazz, tap, hip-hop, and pole. Oh yeah, and it was fun and good exercise too, it sure beats the gym for variety.

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 1:22 PM | Link to this

GA Man What can I get for you?

By Jewel

March 12, 2007 1:23 PM | Link to this

Foots So true. The exercise benefit was a definite plus for me. I’ve told “y’all”, look for me in an upcoming issue of Essence magazine’s “Fit and Fabulous.” LOL!

LOL! Raqi, the same can be said about some men and a real, good woman. Why do the opposites seem to connect more often?

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 1:24 PM | Link to this

It doesnt matter …make it strong and make it a double..after reading what happened in that dressing room..i am scared for ol’ girl with all the ish going round…..

By Wise Diva

March 12, 2007 1:31 PM | Link to this

You guys know I love ya’ll to pieces, but please think before you post. Don’t get banned, ok? The website has Rules, so let’s be mindful of what they are at all times.

Also, just because you change the spelling of words that can be read as profanity or obscene, doesn’t mean those words are allowed, just a friendly reminder before things get too far gone. (too late, I know)

Thanks!!

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 1:32 PM | Link to this

JustMe I don’t want to start on the hard hard just yet. May I have a strawberry daiquir with two strawberries please, no whipped cream.

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 1:34 PM | Link to this

GA Man Here’s a chilled double shot of 1800 Cuervo with lime and salt……. Enjoy

Wise This is in no way an admission of guilt on my behalf, however, I will exercise great judgement in my posts

signed……. the Kinder, Gentler JustMe

are there really rules in that link…… I’m scared to look.

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 1:36 PM | Link to this

Fellow Bloggers I will take the blame this time for shifting this post. It went a little downhill after my post re: exotic dancing. However, I’m taking Musing down with me.

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 1:36 PM | Link to this

A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.

“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 1:37 PM | Link to this

thank you Justme yeah thier are rules i just read them…oops

i am sorry too Wise

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

March 12, 2007 1:38 PM | Link to this

Jewel and Raqi

You know Jewel some women will never know a real, good man until he hauls off and slaps the crap out of her on his way out the door because that’s all she is use to.

Let me know if you figure this one out. It has always baffled the crap (is that PG13 rated???) out of me.

LOL! Raqi, the same can be said about some men and a real, good woman. Why do the opposites seem to connect more often?

Mom says: “Randy, you need a real good woman to cook and clean for you!”

Randy: “But Mama, she’s ‘butt ugly’, hellz I can’t look straight at her she’s so ugly!”

Mom: “Looks aren’t important, she’ll keep your house clean”.

Randy: “It won’t matter Mama, I won’t want to come home unless the lights are out, she’s so ugly!”

Mama: “A pretty woman will just want to leave when she finds out you aren’t that great son, but an ugly woman will stick with you because she knows she has no where else to go!!!”

Randy: “I’m sorry Mama, but I just can’t take ugly, even if the pretty one is going to make my life hellz”.

So, is it just possible that men AND women think more with their loins than their head????

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

March 12, 2007 1:41 PM | Link to this

WD

just because you change the spelling of words that can be read as profanity or obscene, doesn’t mean those words are allowed, just a friendly reminder before things get too far gone. (too late, I know)

OOPs, I hit send before I read this.

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 1:41 PM | Link to this

All I know is when her behind was coming up in here all black and blue and every one was covering to save her job just a mere six months ago she wasn’t happy. Now there’s a guy who is trying to treat her half way decent and she is complaining that he is a pushover. Whatever. Dumb chick deserves to slapped with brick. Now I am done with that conversation.

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 1:42 PM | Link to this

We’ve just been running amuck in here I guess. Just like JustMe I’m scared to look at the rules too…and for the record I Plead the 5th lol

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 1:49 PM | Link to this

Randyt u silly!! Just for the record…there are some real, good women that aren’t butt ugly…very attractive ones even! I do feel you however, I don’t want a “neck down” man, no matter how “good” a man he is. I prefer the combination inner and outer attractiveness. It may be a little harder to find, though….

Sorry Wise, we’ll try to behave better!!

SexyLeggs It’s not your fault. These grown folks know what they’re saying and doing!! me included lol

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 1:49 PM | Link to this

Raqi Dumb chick deserves to slapped with brick dannnggggg that’s harsh but I’d pay to see it on Youtube…hehehehehe

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 1:49 PM | Link to this

Raqi I have a friend like that in the “D” She married this bad boy after her beat her and bragged about it for years, had a few kids by him and basically supported him from day 1. When she finally got the gumption to leave him, he destroyed her house on the inside and left it in an unlivable condition. When she found out he was expecting another baby……. she wanted him back. Go Figure! The guy she was dating before him took care of her 2 kids that were not his, treatedher like a queen and she 86’d him almost immediately! Go Figure!

now sheepishly looking at the blog rules but not before I get me a drink to ease the pain…….

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 1:49 PM | Link to this

Wise can I still say Buttahead?

By Foots

March 12, 2007 1:51 PM | Link to this

Raqi Ooooohhh, hit her with a Slinky!! It makes a lot of noise!! LOL!!

Wise Sorry, wilst thou forgive thee?

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 1:52 PM | Link to this

The First Parent

by Bill Cosby

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to his kids.

After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: “Don’t.”

“Don’t what?”, Adam replied.

“Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.”

“Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?”

“It’s over there,” said God, wondering why He hadn’t stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.

“Didn’t I tell you not to eat that fruit?” the First Parent asked.

“Uh huh,” Adam replied.

“Then why did you?”

“I dunno,” Adam answered.

God’s punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven’t taken it, don’t be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 1:54 PM | Link to this

SlimOne I want a bootleg of that Youtube video - LOL

OK…… that wasn’t too bad. I can live with the blog rules :-)

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 1:54 PM | Link to this

Some women need to be loved to death…literally. So sad.

By Alvin (age 22-25 ver.)

March 12, 2007 1:55 PM | Link to this

Sexione think of myself, most sorry men are often very doggish men…Yet most women choose to have our child knowing what type of men we are…The “Imma put the fool on child support” menatally ain’t even cool any more.

Note: These are the views of Alvin(age 22-25 ver.) not *Alvin (age 26-present).

GA.man WTF!!!??? What pattern???

Alvin(age 22-25ver.) is now looking for “pattern”.

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 1:57 PM | Link to this

Alvin you know all dem crazy a— women you dated and dumped they gave info on you…lolololol

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

March 12, 2007 1:58 PM | Link to this

Hey Sexione

You are right, I’ve been very fortunate in this respect, the lady I am with now is both (and that is also why I never ask my mom for advice about relationships, LOL…I wanted both which was why I’ve spent the last 8 years single).

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 2:02 PM | Link to this

SlimOne making bootleg copies of Youtube chick slapping video while blasting radio…I don’t fight, I don’t argue, I just hit that (fill in blank here) with a bottle

By Awwwwwww...Dayum

March 12, 2007 2:04 PM | Link to this

What are the “rules” for commenting Above all, follow our Visitor Agreement.

Don’t use ALL CAPS, it’s considered shouting. Lady J

Be considerate. It’s OK to be funny, but it’s not OK to be offensive. Awwwwwwwww…Dayum/GA.man/LL/Que/Musin/Demi who

Keep your language civil, what you post is seen by everyone who visits the page This applies to our blog only, not Jim’s

You may not post advertising for goods, services, products etc. to our comment areas Will C

You may not link to sites that contain graphic subject matter *Wise8 and her rules!!!.

There can be a delay of up to 5 minutes after you hit “Post” before your comment appears. So don’t post the same comment twice. Ms.QC

You may only post a comment every 20 seconds. Foot/JustMe/Sexione

Comments may be deleted at the AJCs discretion (Visitor Agreement) Demi who

By Lady J

March 12, 2007 2:06 PM | Link to this

@Awwwwwww…Dayum Too funny are you!!!! LMAO

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 2:08 PM | Link to this

Awwwwwwwww Dang well i guess you got to change ur name………lolololol

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 2:09 PM | Link to this

Alvin I hear ya! When you said most women choose to have our child knowing what type of men we are…remember, she can’t make that choice if you cover it up. So actually, you both made the choice. And I dare you to bring up abortion, I double dog dare ya!!! lol

Randyt I’m glad you’ve found that out firsthand. Trust, there are moms out there giving that same advice to their daughters about men………

Mom “Honey, it’s the fugly ones that treat you the best! You don’t need no good looking man!”

daughter “Uh, mom, I love you and all, but I don’t think so. A jerk, is a jerk, no matter what he looks like. Besides, think of your grandchildren. Do you want to be scared to kiss them on the cheek? And there are some good looking, good men out there. I’ll just wait and take my chances!!”

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 2:09 PM | Link to this

So since you’re calling folks out Awwwwwww…Dayum per the below:

Also, just because you change the spelling of words that can be read as profanity or obscene, doesn’t mean those words are allowed, just a friendly reminder

does that mean you need to change your moniker? Hmm?

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 2:10 PM | Link to this

Dang Awwwwwww Dayum LOLOLOLOLOLOL….can you even use your Posting Name anymore, or do we have to call you AD?!?!

By Lady J

March 12, 2007 2:11 PM | Link to this

@Awwwwwww…Dayum Too funny are you!!!! LMAO

By Mo

March 12, 2007 2:12 PM | Link to this

Alright errbody I’m back!!

JustMe Can I have a Caramel Apple Martini?

Jewel Thanks for the Belly Dancing Link, may have to try that out! Looks like fun and I need something different to try for working out!

*Now how did we get in trouble and have to have The Rules posted on here by WD? *

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 2:12 PM | Link to this

you could use

awwwwwwww…darn awwwwwwww…smurf awwwwwwww…fiddlesticks AWWWWWWWW…dang gomit

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 2:12 PM | Link to this

That’s right you tattletale!! Now your name will have to be Awwwwwww…Dang in my childlike voice…neeny nonny booboo

By Foots

March 12, 2007 2:14 PM | Link to this

Awwwwwww…Bleep *You may only post a comment every 20 seconds. Foots

HEY!! I’m sorry! I just have a lot on my mind! LOL!

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 2:14 PM | Link to this

someone posted a sexual thang up here and it was grosssssssssss

Now lets join hands and sing the *Barney song *I love you..you love me…we a happy family…with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you…..

By Foots

March 12, 2007 2:17 PM | Link to this

I vote for Awwwwwwww…smurf!

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 2:17 PM | Link to this

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

“Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme’?” she asked.

“Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children.”

“Is that a record?” she inquired.

“I don’t think so,” replied the man, “but it’s as close as I want to get.”

By Jake

March 12, 2007 2:19 PM | Link to this

Awwwwwww…Dayum I missed whatever the Mysterii blogger put on here, judging by the responses, somebody got “muffed in the mall” by a stranger….I am I right?

I guess it got removed, I was looking for the post for 5minutes….LOL

Shouts out to Raqi/JustMe for giving some examples of how crazy some women are, treat em like booboo (is that okay WD) and they love you forever.

back to Lurksville

By Linguist

March 12, 2007 2:19 PM | Link to this

Ling, speed lurking, cracks up at all the postings today. There’s too many to comment on. When suddenly she’s caught off guard by a Mysterii blogger and subsequent postings from Musing GA.man and WD. What the heck (is this word still permissible?) is going on around this camp! Ling, still recovering from Friday’s blog bar incident where she was fighting for her right to party, decides to hold a *special election recalling GA.man’s mayoral ship and Musings news-anchor-ship.*

Ga.man should have had the blog rules posted within 10 feet of blog entry and Musing is supposed to interview “perspectives” prior to posting!

I leave for a few hours and all H3ll breaks loose!

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 2:19 PM | Link to this

Can I still say “skeet”?

What if I use it in a sentence like “Demi please turn off your lawn sprinkler, you are skeeting on the neighbors cat?”

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 2:25 PM | Link to this

You all are nuts!!! Maybe we need a list of acceptable spellings for variou words….j/k!

Jake take this back to lurksville with you…..hugs and chocolate kisses(not the candy)

Is it even possible to post more than once every 20 seconds?….this blog is too slow for that!

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

March 12, 2007 2:26 PM | Link to this

George Carlin

Had a skit where he substituted “kill” for a certain word that begins with ‘F’. I wish I could find that on the net. The only one I can remember is “”I’m going (substitute “kill”) you really SLOW!!!”

By Awwwwwww...D

March 12, 2007 2:29 PM | Link to this

I am just gonna call myself Awwwwwww…D-blank, is that ok Wise?

And Awwwwwwww…D-blank, SexyLeggs!!!! How you gon rat a fellow blogger out???!!!

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 2:33 PM | Link to this

AD Somehow you forgot which rules apply to you. But I see my fellow blogger got ya straight - LOL

Mo 1 Carmel Apple Martini comin’ up!

Ling Youa breaka da blog rulla…. youa bad ladya

Musing You are crazy as a fox!

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 2:33 PM | Link to this

Great truths about life that adults have learned

By Linguist

March 12, 2007 2:34 PM | Link to this

Who’s manning the blog bar today???

Mo, Slim, Justme???? I guess it doesn’t matter, I’m going straight today.. no more drinkin’ at the bar. I’ve re-read some of my “bar - bloggin” incidents, and noticed I’ve spent waaaayyyy too much time on-top of the bar, behind it, monitoring the amount of alcohol in the bottles, etc…

Just a diet coke for me… pretty please..

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 2:34 PM | Link to this

Oh heckkkkkkk naw(is that ok)ain’t gonna be no recalling of the election and aint nobody taking mine and **Musing T.V show away

And now the evening news…(Music) playing) *Today’s top story…AJC blog gets into trouble when a krazy a— lady came on to tell her story and now some are calling for my Mayoraship and *Musing’s head on a platter…..Musing is at AJC headquarters with more on the story…Musing

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 2:35 PM | Link to this

**Sorry, it was a joke.

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

March 12, 2007 2:35 PM | Link to this

My Bad

I have that backwards. George Carlin substituted the “F” word for “kill”. Instead of “I’m going to kill you slow”, it became…

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 2:37 PM | Link to this

SexiOne LOL - You are starting to look a lot like Musing Are y’all fraternal twins?

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 2:38 PM | Link to this

It looks like through internet Magic…Misterii B’s earlier post has vanished into thin blog air.

Musing now singing “Dope boy Magic” w/substituted words

Watch me blank a blog like the 85’ Lakers…..How you do that??….I call it Internet Magic.

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 2:41 PM | Link to this

Ling Here’s ya Diet Coke with no spirits in it….. WTH are ya doing at the bar if ya ain’t drinking? Go ahead aske me for some H2O. I saw that movie Coyote Ugly………

Heck No H2O, Heck No H2O,Heck No H2O,Heck No H2O,Heck No H2O

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 2:43 PM | Link to this

Completely and totally off topic

Does anyone watch “That’s So Raven” on Saturday mornings? PLease tell me y’all saw the baby she had on there for the past 2 weeks! OMG even at 9:00 AM on a Saturday Morning, I was chocking because I was laughing just looking at the baby.

OK……. back to todays topic…….. what was it anyway?

By AnchorMan MusingLee

March 12, 2007 2:44 PM | Link to this

Hello I’m MusingLee….

In today’s top story, the ajc blogs were shut down today when a “Mysterii” blogger posted some very sexually charged material on the blog…I went to the president of the AJC blogs and he stated “Shawty was justa skrait buttahead, and we ain’t allowing that ishhh on the blogs”….There were even complaints about fellow blogger GA.man, some blog citizens state that he should be impeached…When reached for comment GA.man said “It is what it is and I’m not hiding my actions from the citizens”…..Some viewers also think that Musing should apologize for numerous mean things he’s said as well….When reached for comment Musing said “2#$@ All that, I ain’t apologizing for &^it…now @/k w/it”.

By Linguist

March 12, 2007 2:46 PM | Link to this

JustMe.. That’s right, Ima bad maama jaama! Now, borrowing Jewels big red blog pen that she uses for time to time, I’d like my previous post about “no alcohol” striken from the record… so, can you add a little courvy to that diet coke please? Actually, just forget the diet coke altogether! Thanks a bunch…

turning on tv, awaiting more information about the special election

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 2:47 PM | Link to this

Slim taps JustMe on the shoulder. Um, I still haven’t received my daiquiri with 2 extra strawberries on the side. Did it get removed like the dressing room bandit did?

By Wise Diva

March 12, 2007 2:49 PM | Link to this

You are all forgiven, LOL. I am guilty on some days too, so I will do better too!

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 2:49 PM | Link to this

JustMe I watch it with my 12 year old. So happy she had track for the past 2 weeks and we didn’t have a chance to watch it…I was given a short reprieve. However, she’s more tolerable than “The Suite Life of Zach and Cody.”

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 2:51 PM | Link to this

Ok back to the news desk

As we reported earlier the “mystery blogger” has been booted from the system…as for the recall election..it has been called off since Gaman did tell everyone earlier in the blog to act right see 11:59 post….so no recall for Gaman and Musing…next time ya’ll try a recall we gonna go GODFATHER up in here…anyone else want a recall….Now Musing Ling was the one who requsted the recall..she has since went missing(hehehehehe) aaahh hhmm(clearing his throat)any news on her…..

By Mo

March 12, 2007 2:52 PM | Link to this

Okay I have to catch my breath from laughing so hard!! I leave for a little while and literally all heck breaks loose (ya’ll aint bout to have WD comin after me)!!

JustMe you are too funny! Coyote Ugly

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 2:52 PM | Link to this

WiseDiva That’s the second time I have seen you come up in here naked as a jay bird (Wise_0726aa). Go put that red dress on so people will recognize you.

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 2:53 PM | Link to this

Election results Gaman 15 Ling 1

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 2:55 PM | Link to this

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.

When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn’t a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.

When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.

He said, “The first one was a girl.”

The mother: “What did you name her?!?”

Brother: “Denise!”

The Mom: “Oh, wow, that’s not bad! What about the second one?”

Brother: “The second one was a boy.”

The Mom: “Oh, and what did you name him?”

Brother: “Denephew.”

By AnchorMan MusingLee

March 12, 2007 2:56 PM | Link to this

Musing walks out of a think of bushes dusting the dirt from his hands

Ahhhhh, hello news desk….I tried to reach the outspoken blogger known as Ling but haven’t been able to find her.

Musing ends telecast and is seen picking up a shovel just as the screen fades to black

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 2:57 PM | Link to this

Gaman has power company shut off power to Ling’S house….and the water company to do the same…Now her cable has been shut down…car repossesed…even her Kroger card shut down…she can’t rent videos from Blockbuster or buy gas within a 150 mile radius of Atlanta….mess with me again and you will have to drive to North Carolina to get food

By T-Mango

March 12, 2007 2:59 PM | Link to this

JustMe to 90(alc.)/10(cran juice) split on my drink was perfect.

Ok, I’m playing nice on the blog from this point forward…nomore verbal infractions from me he…he…he

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 3:01 PM | Link to this

Ling Dats what I’m talkin bout……. here’s a Couvy on da hizouse!

SlimOne I swear I gave you a 2 fruit Daquiri a while ago…… HEre is another one though…..

is somebody stealing blog draks up in here?

Musing I think I may need a caped crusader to find out who has been pilfering the blog spirits!

Sexy You have got to see that baby……. IT’s so not easy on the eyes - LMAO

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 3:01 PM | Link to this

Sexione thats shirt number 6…you owe me again

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 3:01 PM | Link to this

GaMan and Musing anchoring the news is absolutely hysterical…I’m cracking up over here.

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 3:02 PM | Link to this

Meet me at the crossroads..you won’r be lonely…see at the crossroads….

Mauuuuuuhh hahahahahahah

By Demi

March 12, 2007 3:02 PM | Link to this

*Ga.man per your 2:51pm post…that sounds a little like what bush’n’dick did to saddam and Iraq* LOL

By Mo

March 12, 2007 3:03 PM | Link to this

PSSST JustMe….did you hear about GAMan & Musing? What they did to poor Ling? I thought they were just playing when they said they got eye and ears errrrrrrwhere!!

Ya’ll are too much for me today! I can’t keep up..LOL!

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 3:03 PM | Link to this

A woman got on a bus holding a baby.

The bus driver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

“The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”

“You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”

“That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 3:04 PM | Link to this

Gaman & Musing You might want to go and unburry Ling because she never closed out her bar tab. I’ll use the blog bar GPS tracking system.

Slim goes and presses hidden button to expose hidden secret computer system. Slim franctically works fast pressing buttons to find red blipping dot around the Stone Mtn area

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 3:11 PM | Link to this

GaMan and Musing anchoring the news is absolutely hysterical…I’m cracking up over here.

By Anchorwoman "Ling Ling", no relation to Linguist

March 12, 2007 3:11 PM | Link to this

GA.Man sitting behind newsdesk and looking away from camera.. is startled when a new anchor walks in the studio..

“Good Afternoon All, I’m Ling Ling (she pauses for dramatic effect), we have a report on the missing Blogger “Linguist”.. she’s been found behind the blog bar, siphoning alcohol directly from the bottle.. she was quoted mumbling about an “uprising” while pumping her fists in the air shouting “power to the people”.”

Ling Ling straightening her hair, and touching up her lipstick, leaves the newsdesk. She glares at GA.man and whispers “I hope you are satisfied”. With that, she vanishes as quickly as she came..

By Tazzee

March 12, 2007 3:12 PM | Link to this

NCgirl are you my twin?

being that fun auntie/cousin with the cool a$$ husband who traveled the world and brought back cool gifts to all of the kids in the family. Hey, I’m not home long enough each day to take care of a puppy, so I don’t have one. That is me to a ‘T’, LOL. I don’t even have a plant - but I said I was going to get one this year…

By Chocolate Peach

March 12, 2007 3:13 PM | Link to this

Is it ok to come out?

PG 13………

By Jewel

March 12, 2007 3:18 PM | Link to this

RandyT LOL @ your 1:38 post! BTW, is George Carlin still around? He’s funny! Steve Harvey says that every woman should have an “ugly man.” In fact, Steve did a stand up routine, giving advice to women in finding different me for their different needs. Disclaimer: the following is not meant to offend anyone.

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 3:18 PM | Link to this

Awwwwwww…Man!! now shipping box of new shirts w/attached bibs to GAmans house

We are cuttin’ up today!!!

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 3:19 PM | Link to this

GA Man wins by a land slide… wondering if he’ll buy his competitor a COuvy for da cause?

Mo Next time any body comes up in here ordering pound puppy pleasers, I’m jumping on top of the bar in my cow girl boots and I’m stompin some fingers!

Musing I’m about to cry over here!

GA Man You are crazy too!

T-Mango U like that huh? Here’s another 90/10 for ya……..

By AnchorMan MusingLee

March 12, 2007 3:21 PM | Link to this

Adjusting his AnchorFro…MusingLee pimp strutts out the studio doors in a hurry to catch the new AnchorWoman LingLing…

Heyyyy baby…Hold up…Don’t you recognize me?…I’m on TV….I’m kind’of a big deal, you know.

Now sliding a right hand down the small of the back of AnchorWoman LingLing before being hit with a flying slinky

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 3:21 PM | Link to this

Another news story…. the new news anchorlady Ling Ling has also disappeared….she was last seen leaving the tv station…..her car is missing and noone has heard from her..wait Gaman has just reported that Ling ling was fired for giving him the crazy eye look….Musing you are at ling ling’s house…we have heard that her dog, cat, and all her stuff is gone …can you give us more details…

By T-Mango

March 12, 2007 3:24 PM | Link to this

My final post of 3/12. I thought I’d leave the sistahs of the blog with one of my pearls of wisdom-

Lesson of the Day:

When going to the mall for a shopping excursion in metro Atlanta do not leave your home without a can of pepper spray(police strength) and a Smith & Wesson. These items will ward off all potential adult female molesters who may be around while you’re trying on your new pair of “Apple Bottoms” in the dressing room of a clothing establishment. It will keep them away from you and out of your personal stall.

Have a great evening and stay safe-

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 3:26 PM | Link to this

Mo in a hushed tone Musing used to wear a cape, he swore he had super powers……… maybe he wasn’t lying. Do you think he gave some of his powers to GA Man? Do you think they could be the new Dynamic Duo?

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 3:26 PM | Link to this

Latest recall numbers

with 10 out of 10 precints reporting Gaman 2,324 Ling 214

In another follow up story the woman believed to be Ling was Sally the wine-oh Sally said she always gets that she (hiccupp) looooks like thattt gurlll liinngyy but i am not her(plus i heard she was with Jimmy Hoffa

no news on Ling Ling she is still missing…..police have stopped looking for her all they found was her lipstick case

that’s all…Musing do you have an update

By Mo

March 12, 2007 3:26 PM | Link to this

JustMe getting my boots ready too!! Cant come in the bar ordering H2O!!

ChocoPeach yeah I believe the coast is clear. Watch out for Musing and GAMan though, they’re on the war path…lol!

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 3:28 PM | Link to this

Okay, JustMe, maybe Musing has rubbed off on me…

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

“Everyone knows,” the mother lectured him, “that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool.”

“Oh really?” said the lifeguard, “from the diving board!?!?”

By AnchorMan MusingLee

March 12, 2007 3:29 PM | Link to this

Arriving on camera w/taco meat showing and face in a full sweat….Musing is out of breath

Hello newsdesk….There is no word on the where abouts of AnchorWoman LingLing and her stuff….If I had to guess, I’d say that she is NOT at my house serving me eggs bucked nekkeddd…That’s not how we do things at W.B.L.O.G channel 6…..Yeah, I don’t know where she is…That’s all.

Musing hurriedly gets off the camera and there’s a quick glimpse of the blouse AnchorWoman LingLing was wearing just hours ago in the news cast on the floor

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 3:32 PM | Link to this

T-Mango the lesson of the day is wise; however, I’m sure you’re aware that Mysteril liked what happened. Demi just spotted Ling Ling running around the newsstation with someone, something in pursuit…can you make out what it is?

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 3:32 PM | Link to this

Sexione ugggghhhh gross but funny as h.e double hockey sticks. lol

By Wise Diva

March 12, 2007 3:32 PM | Link to this

LOL @ Raqi,

yes ma’am, I am having technical difficulties too, I think the racy comment has my laptop acting up too, LOL

shaking my head

By Sexione

March 12, 2007 3:33 PM | Link to this

Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say

I’m out….everybody be good!!!

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 3:33 PM | Link to this

SexiOne The ugly baby/monkey……. OMG ROFLMAO. I know my co workers are wondering what is so funny in the AJC today - LOL

Slim Iain’t know this bar did all that stuff….. show which button you pressed. Last time *GA Man told me to only use the buttons on the register. I tried to be slick, I pressed a gray button and Snoop Dog and George Clinton came out of nowhere and I got real light headed….. the bar got real foggy and errrbody started touching each other….. I swore off random button pushing after that day!

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 3:35 PM | Link to this

Meanwhile….back at Gaman’s House

Ling you gotta let me go sometime

Gaman No i don’t ….you lost the election…and noone is looking for you…should have got that Geico..for yo money..money..money

hahahahahahhahahahahahah as the door to the secret Batcave closes

6 hours later Gaman comes out of the cave and looks right at Musing Gaman smokes a cigar and Musing has a drink….they both say at the same time WE RUN THIS TOWN………..

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 3:42 PM | Link to this

T-Mango JustMe ducks for cover when she hears the word shopping…… careful where you say those words!

GA Man Y’all are killing me today. I could get off work early, they think I’m in pain over here!

Mo Get’em ready cuz next time we stompin us some feeeennnngggeerrrrrrsss!

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 3:46 PM | Link to this

JustMe the buttons is under the third self of the beer mugs. Be careful though because I think one of the other buttons under there makes the dance floor change into the lit squares with alternating lights, a disco ball drops from the ceiling, boogie nights starts playing, and a row of roller skates come out the wall.

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 3:49 PM | Link to this

Ooooohh Dip we got the skaters skate button under the bar Slim You my Gurl ^5 Boogie Nights, It’s all right we came here to partay, Dance with the boogie get down, cuz boogie nights are always the best in town……. Boogie Nights!

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 3:52 PM | Link to this

Do any you lushes know how to make the cocktails called ‘The Breakfast in Bed’ and ‘Loud Speaker’? Everytime we hang out at my friends DeSign’s place she makes those for herself. I have yet to try either.

By Linguist

March 12, 2007 3:55 PM | Link to this

the tracking device that GA.Man put in all the female bloggers clothing (to ensure they paid their blog bar tabs) just went off… looks like Ling’s days are numbered!

“lawd, lawd, lawd, I was just trying to help the people follow the rules…”

What’s to happen to Ling? and the Anchor woman (not related to her) Ling Ling??

Mo, Slim, JustMe, ChocoP, Jewell, T-Mango will anyone of them come to her rescue??

Stay tuned..

By NCgirlfromATL

March 12, 2007 3:59 PM | Link to this

^5^5^5 to Tazzee!! LOLOL!!

I don’t have any plants at home, but I do have a couple in my office. They live only b/c I don’t want my clients to think I’m totally irresponsible. LOL! And like I said, I love kids! I love dogs too! But, I’m doing good to feed and clothe myself. A child would be mad at me right now!

Dag! Can a baby get a diaper up in this mug? Y’all know I’m not potty trained yet!

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 4:02 PM | Link to this

Raqi Not I sorry I checked a website or two and they were like WTF is that - LOL

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:03 PM | Link to this

No Ling noone can help you…less they want the same fate….mauuuuhhhhh hahahahhahahah ahahahha ahahahahha

They with Gaman and Musing

By Awwwwwwww...Jesus

March 12, 2007 4:03 PM | Link to this

Awwwwwwww…Jesus, Linguist!!! Your girls are heading for another boogie happy hour at the blog bar…So I suggust you call Jesus.

By JustMe

March 12, 2007 4:06 PM | Link to this

NC Atl You got down with the can I get a baby get a diaper….. LOL

Y’all B E Z

P.S. GA Man Hold the Blog Bar down til tomorrow………

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:07 PM | Link to this

As the door closes on Ling she realizes that noone is coming…Gaman and Musing have givinen away free drinks for happy hour and she understands and accepts her fate….

the door closes and so does the thought of being help….Gaman has moved her and with the tracking device off….noone can save her now

By Mo

March 12, 2007 4:07 PM | Link to this

Alright ladies (Slim, JustMe, ChocoP, Jewell, T-Mango) I just got word that Musing & GAMan trying to hold our girl hostage!! I suggest we get Foxy Brown x 5 on’em and get our girl back. Always thankin they RUN somethin…

what do ya’ll think?”

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 4:08 PM | Link to this

Raqi I haven’t heard of any of those drinks and I think your friend is just making up stuff so she can get her drink on..LOLOLOLOLOL

By Awwwwwwww...Jesus

March 12, 2007 4:09 PM | Link to this

Awwwwwwww…Jesus, I need to learn how to spell…just a suggestion

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 4:09 PM | Link to this

Raqi according to the handy dandy internet, it looks like a Loudspeaker is lemon juice,Cointreau liquor, dry gin, and brandy.

Slim grabs keys to blogbar company car and heads out towards blinking red light to Lings rescue. Slim finally finds Ling tied up to Stone Mountain Scenic train with missing blouse, no makeup, a belt and one missing tube sock. She grabs Ling and heads straight to W.B.L.O.G New station….

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:10 PM | Link to this

Just then Gaman grabs Mo and Musing opens the door to another secret location…Mo struggles but she cant get free…..*we told you no to get *jiggy now you will have to pay….mauuuhhh ahahh ah aahahha ahh

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 4:11 PM | Link to this

GA.man Can you quiet that noise Mo is making? Looks like we got another one. hahahahahaha

Now slipping some Lunesta into Mo’s cranberry juice

By Linguist

March 12, 2007 4:12 PM | Link to this

Ling watches the door close, she’s just thankful that she has on fabulous black sling backs, short black skirt and a fierce white blouse with over sized french cuffs.. at least she’ll look good when they find her

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:12 PM | Link to this

Before they reach the station…Musing runs them off the road at the bridge and the car goes into the water…slim and ling…go down and come up

they go down and come up then slim comes up ling is toooo tired to try anymore….blurp blurp blurp…then slim goes down blurp..blurp…blurp…

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:14 PM | Link to this

see you at the crossroads…you want be loney…..mauuuh aha ha aha ah aah bye bye slim

By T-Mango

March 12, 2007 4:17 PM | Link to this

Allright ladies, I got the call…

@Mo…Let’s go take those ‘jive turkeys’ down.

…Musing & GAMan ,Say hello to my little friend…

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 4:17 PM | Link to this

JustMe

I just asked her. She says she learned to make these from a guy she once dated that was bartender.

The Breakfast in Bed is Krug vintage champagne, white truffle, hazelnut liqueur and Contreau (sp???) whatever that is. He got it from a restaurant in Florida.

And the Loud Speaker is gin, lemon juice, contreau and brandy.

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 4:19 PM | Link to this

Hahahahahahaha….LOLOLOLOLOL….hahahahahahahahaha

Musing laughs like 50 Cent upon seeing Ling & Slim go over the bridge…Musing jumps into his two seater and his maniacal laugh is heard miles away

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:19 PM | Link to this

** at that moment t-mango realizes she forgot to load her gun…Musing snatches the gun and walks them to the car………danggggg when ya’ll gonna learn

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 4:21 PM | Link to this

As Slim begins to lose hope, she reaches down to her belt…GO, GO GADGET HOVER CRAFT As craft begins to inflate, Ling and Slim rises to the surface of the water. Gaman notices lots of bubbles coming to surface of water, he begins to get scared and does #2 in his pants. Slim & Ling finally gets to surface of water in fully inflated hovercraft and hurriedly speed through the waters, still heading to news station. hovercraft fully equipped with stereo and fully stocked vanity. (She a bad bad Bip, she’s a bad bad bip playing loud and proud) Ling and Slim changes clothes and redo make-up by completely transformed by the time they reach the station*

By Linguist

March 12, 2007 4:22 PM | Link to this

To no one else’s surprise - only to GA.Man and Musing… Ling is safe at the station thanks to Slim.. No reports just yet on who the women are that were unceremoniously dumped off the bridge.. It is known that they were not Mo and Ling

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:22 PM | Link to this

time for t-mango to swim with the fishes……oooh i guess since we forgot to untie your hands and feet it will be hard to swim huh…. Gaman and **Musing just laugh…….blurp blurp

bye bye t-mango….blurp blurp..blurpppp

awwwwwwwwwww…… man lololololol

By Raqi

March 12, 2007 4:23 PM | Link to this

Where is abc I know he has probably heard of them?

Bonne nuit good people.

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:24 PM | Link to this

Musing shoots a shoulder rocket and blows up the **Go Go Gadget Hover craft…and that is the end of that

mauuuh ahaha a ah ahah aha

Gaman and Musing watch as the flames are all over the place

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:26 PM | Link to this

Right when ling starts to broadcast….the power goes out

Gaman and Musing take ‘em all hostage again….Ling Slim and Mo

back to the secret room…….where they wont be heard from again

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 4:27 PM | Link to this

Hey guys I’ll call my Slap-A-Hoe Tribe and we can bust Ling Ling out and hurt GaMan and Musing too.

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:28 PM | Link to this

Oh Yeah SLIM YOU’RE FIRED…using company car wrong move!!!!!!

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:29 PM | Link to this

Musing it is too many of them now Sexyleggs is starting…i thought you took care of her……

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 4:29 PM | Link to this

After spending hours preparing a fake news station for Slim & Ling, the Ladies show up and are again trapped.

When will you chicks learn…that you can’t win.

Musing breaks out into a dance routine from “The Wiz” and sings “You can’t Win”

You can’t win… You can’t break even and you can’t get out of the gameeeeeee….You can’t win!

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 4:31 PM | Link to this

As Gaman & Musing celebrate all too soon, they look up at the sky…Its a bird….it’s a plane….its two fine a— chicks flying through the flames. Ling knew that economy sized can of hair spray & lighter would come in handy. Ling & Slim take cover finally behind a Army supply shop. They restock on ammo and see Gaman and Musing riding by. Ling throws a stink bomb in their ride as they drive by……

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 4:33 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs How can you help anyone wearing that cast on your leggs from where you fell off the steel pole????

Now grabbing SexyLeggs by the wheel chair and shoving her into a closet….Now blocking door with a brick

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:33 PM | Link to this

When will you chicks learn…that you can’t win.

Musing breaks out into a dance routine from “The Wiz” and sings “You can’t Win”

You can’t win… You can’t break even and you can’t get out of the gameeeeeee….You can’t win!

**Thats a dayyyuuummm shame..you ladies keep calling reinforcements and cant win……ya’ll cant be beat me and musing…..

By T-Mango

March 12, 2007 4:34 PM | Link to this

Now, why would you fellas think that I’d come myself? You just drowned my clone-

T-Mango then shoots GAMan and Musing in kneecap and behind. She pops her rabbit fur collar and laughs… haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa Until we meet again-

By Linguist

March 12, 2007 4:37 PM | Link to this

Depending upon who has blogged what….the saga finally ends…

Ling wakes up from what was supposed to be a “cat nap” at her desk. What a weird dream she just had.. something about caped crusaders, secret rooms, kidnapping atttempts, anchor people… Thankfully it was all just a dream… just a dream.. Something strikes her as interesting however.. some kind of preminition.. Wise Diva is going to post something about “rules”.. Something is telling Ling “don’t respond”. She will follow her preminition, but she still can’t help but here this “muuaaaaa ahahahahah” in the back of her mind. Oh well, she’ll just log on and see what everyone is talking about

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:37 PM | Link to this

Thats alright we got bullet proof underware…hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

then Musing and Gaman grab the real T-mango and sling her crazy butt into the cold water with her clone

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:39 PM | Link to this

When T-mango tried to grab the side of the bridge Gaman and Musing stomp on her hands….OUch!! ouch then t-mango goes down…blurp blurp blurp

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 4:39 PM | Link to this

..T-Mango sprays…so Musing & GA.man play dead and clap back as T-Mango drives away…

Now checking blog riot gear and removing loose bullets

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 4:41 PM | Link to this

I am hollering over here!!! Man you guys are a hot mess. I tend not to let this wheelchair weigh me down, but must remember I’m not nearly as fast as I use to be. We all contributed in changing the blog around this afternoon to some even crazier stuff than earlier…man you guys have some talent…

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:43 PM | Link to this

*Ok i had toooo much fun * with the go - go gadget and the song from the wiz to my secret room…….here it is the end

at the end of the day all the women walk into Gaman’s Musing’s bar looking crazy……did they all have the same dream……or did we drug them all…….mauuhh aha ah aha hahaha

UNtil next week in living color theme song comes on….do what you wanna do ..in living color

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 4:44 PM | Link to this

Slim pulls out target desintergration missles and locks targets both Musing and Gaman MUAH HA HA ha ha….they’ll never be able to lose these bad boys….Slim sets triggers and lets missles do what they do best….DESTROY!!!!!

Slim makes way back to bar and notices someone has pressed skating button. She and Ling puts on short shorts and skates, offers everyone free reign of the bar and gets our Boogie on….The Saga Ends!

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:47 PM | Link to this

Musing we need to put a show together…me you,slim,mo and sexyleggs

what cha say…

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 4:49 PM | Link to this

I can see it in lights now, The IMPOV BLOG

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 4:51 PM | Link to this

GA.man I’m thinking of a Martin style show…LOLOLOLOL

SexyLeggs can be BroMan…I can see her now, falling down the fire escape trying to wheel chair down that joint….LOLOLOLOLOL…hahahahaha

By Mo

March 12, 2007 4:51 PM | Link to this

GAMan I’m game for the show!! I think we would do alright! We manage to keep this blog going!!! LOL

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:51 PM | Link to this

yeah alot of ppl would come just to see..we already have a blog base of fans….

By Demi

March 12, 2007 4:52 PM | Link to this

How about we stay on topic for more then 2 hours tomorrow…ishhhhh

By Wise Diva

March 12, 2007 4:54 PM | Link to this

Am I the only one that has a fear of mall dressing rooms now?

sigh

Have a wonderful evening everyone!

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:54 PM | Link to this

ok if you wanna be down with the new show email me Manswellp@yahoo.com

then we start writing the pilot and ship it out or we do a video and ship it instead

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 4:54 PM | Link to this

I don’t mind being a BroWoman (Ghetto Sexy)…I’m down.

By Linguist

March 12, 2007 4:56 PM | Link to this

No GA.man.. this is how it really ends…

Anchorwoman Ling Ling’s 1st cousin once removed gets wind of today’s diss against her favorite cousin… She goes to the blog bar, equipped with stripper paraphenlia and grabs the two culprits Musing and GA.man she takes them to the secret blog bar room - handcuffs them to the stripper pole and commences with her routine, much to their astonished eyes..

All 400 pounds of her.. “See Musing, she says in her sweetest southern drawl “this pole can hold 400 pounds”

nite all!

By Mo

March 12, 2007 4:56 PM | Link to this

Demi you are too funny, but telling the truth!! I dont even remember what the original topic was today!!

By SexyLeggs

March 12, 2007 4:57 PM | Link to this

Musing, you must be from up north to even think about a “fire escape.”

By SlimOne

March 12, 2007 4:57 PM | Link to this

Musing you are wrong for that wheelchair down the fire escape deal….

By GA.man

March 12, 2007 4:57 PM | Link to this

ok then lets get started….musing…waiting on your email

By MusingLee

March 12, 2007 5:01 PM | Link to this

GA.man You have mail.

Hey, nite all.

Musing out!

Musing now closes blog window to drown the sound of SexyLeggs falling down the fire escape in her wheelchair

By SlimOne

March 13, 2007 8:22 AM | Link to this

I guess we are in Blog Time Out today…no blog yet