Misadventures in Atlanta

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 08:25 AM | Link to this

Morning

@Laney, this past weekend must have been national ‘passion party holiday’. I went to one this past Saturday and it was pretty much the same way…us ladies being open with things we may have already purchased or used in the past….giving each other pointers and/or suggestions.

Personally, I have no problem communicating things that I like with a partner or suggesting new things. I’m comfortable with my sexualness (is that a word?)

Are you able to talk to your friends more or less freely than your partner about your sexual needs and desires?

I have to say I am more freeley able to discuss certain things with my friends that I wouldn’t necessarily describe the same way to my partner…especially if its about him lacking in some certain area. Matter of fact the discussion came up of how do you tell a person that what they’re doing is not getting it, w/o hurting their feelings? any suggestions

Do you ever hesitate to introduce new things into your sex life?

IMO, hesitation would only come if I already knew that my SO wasn’t as open as I maybe to try something new. If I knew they were shy to some things I wouldn’t go in the closet and pull out the SEXORATOR 5000 SERIES right off the rip. We might have to start out slow with just some simple warming massage oil.

When in a relationship do you feel comfortable doing so?

That comfort comes as we grow together…its never really planned. You and the SO might have just got home from a party or night out, get back to the house and straight start ravishing each other and WAH-LAH pandora’s box is now open. lol

By Awwwwww Dayum....

February 7, 2007 08:29 AM | Link to this

Awwwwww Dayum….laney, you couldn’t wait for freaky Friday, huh?

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 08:33 AM | Link to this

Wheww……I can already vision what kinda Blog day we’re having today!!

I’m sooooo GAME!! My favorite topic Morning, All

Ears are wide open & fingers are ready.

By Sexione

February 7, 2007 08:38 AM | Link to this

Happy Hump Day Everybody!!!

Looks like Laney has a different kind of hump day on her mind….way to spice it up mid week Laney!! Let the fun begin……

By QC

February 7, 2007 08:40 AM | Link to this

Morning! great hump day topic…i’ll stay in lurkesville for now my comments are on hold for editing :) - have a great day bloggers

By Raqi

February 7, 2007 08:44 AM | Link to this

Good Morning.

This is a perfect topic to discuss my former relationship with The Nature Guy. He was a really nice guy but he had many hang-ups when it came to sex. That is odd because he was extremely needy but his needs were very reserved.

Have you ever felt the need….? Yes, but he was not really into variety or experimenting.

How did your partner react? He felt that I was judging his performance. I was not judging him but was just trying to offer some constructive critism for both of our enjoyment.

How comfortable do you feel asking your partner if you can bring a sex toy or other product into the bedroom? I am extremely comfortable. But in my relationship with Nature Guy it was quickly shot down.

How would you rate your sexual communication abilities? My communication ability is fine. I don’t mind asking for what I want.

Are you able to talk to your friends more or less freely than your partner about your sexual needs and desires? Even though I talk to my friends about sex/relationships it is not about my needs and desires. I have one friend that I confide in in a way that I don’t talk to the others but it is usually a matter of getting and giving advice on certain matters.

Do you ever hesitate to introduce new things into your sex life? Nope.

When in a relationship do you feel comfortable doing so? When I am comfortable around my partner. When those pre-sex jitters have subsided that you usually get the first few times you are together, then I know I am at a comfortable level.

By Raqi

February 7, 2007 08:55 AM | Link to this

The best way to introduce a new gadget into your relationship is to shop for them together. Whether it’s via internet or an actual novelty shop the both of you will have an input in what it is you want to experiment with and you will get to see what peaks your partners interest.

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

February 7, 2007 08:57 AM | Link to this

Hmmm, I may lurk some today. Other than a few experiences with a vibrator with three or four long term lovers to move things a little faster, I am a novice (always been patient enough with my lips, tongue (can I say that) and fingertips, to really need the toys much).

As I mentioned before, once in my ‘hit on anything’ days, I got pulled over by a nice looking female Gwinnett cop, and the thought of some handcuffs and a blindfold caused me to almost hit on her. We had a moment of eye contact after she wrote me a warning. Saw her a year later in a Chili’s with her husband…both wore Glocks so I guess was probably not meant to be although I still plan to do the handcuff and blindfold and fruit and ice thing (like in the movie “9 1/2 Weeks”) someday.

I did see this lady on match.com that seemed like she might be a little to high maintenance for me but really pretty. Turned out she was a neighbor of a co-worker and he was telling me that she had told his wife a lover had bought her a ‘Rabbit’ and that could have her screaming in about a minute and a half. I almost contacted her then, but remembered that there is ‘no such thing as free sex, it always comes with a price’…so I didn’t follow up.

Oh well…dangerous conversation so I think I will just lurk and smile.

By MusingLee

February 7, 2007 08:59 AM | Link to this

Morn’in All,

Chocolate Put those dayum fingers away…LOLOLOL…It’s too early to call maintenance to plug that hole.

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 09:02 AM | Link to this

I love talking about sex w/my partner, family..(sis, bros & mom)& home girls.

Honestly, I have NO!! problem telling my partner “IMPROVEMENT is needed in a certain area”

@SlimOne, When I dont get the satisfaction, I just huff & puff & act like nothing ever happend & sooner or later after he’s all laid out he’ll ask did U Njoy or did U ….? I’m like Auh!! NO…..”This is what U didnt do” It’s been times I’ve STOP! got up put on clothes..just like that B/C I couldnt take it anymore. It actually depends on the man I’m with & how we vibe which determines what action to take with him. My love of 12 yrs, We did it “MISSIONARY” Only for 11 yrs..ofcourse I was tired but b/c I had sooo much Love for him I waited & one day we were on the phone yapping & arranging vacation time & I told him. “It sure would be nice to see your body in other positions, you flexin those muscles & all & lordy behold when we finally met. That man showed outon me. I thought he was Mandingo!!

It was just he wasn’t as sexually exp. as I was although he’s a lot older than I am. Now, he thinks I’m a freak…but that was when I learned ‘Sex can be overrated but at the same time I learned it’s a mind thing. I was soooooooo In love w/him that it didnt matter when we engaged in love making he took me to a whole nother place & it didnt matter that we wasn’t exp. all these diffrent acts. However that’s over!! soooo…..

There’s also been a time where I would put on my favorite flick & tell him we’re going to do everyting they do!! Smiles…….

I have a lot of toys but after exp. them I felt there was no need. I dont care for the toy thing at all.

Actually once I realize I like you & we start to date that conversation starts STAT!! (Immediately) That’s just as important to me as your name, #, job & marital status.

I do like those parties. I hadn’t been to one in years…….

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

February 7, 2007 09:04 AM | Link to this

I do have one other comment though. To use ‘sex toys’ (and I have no problem at all), there has to be ‘TRUST’ in both parties. Trust by the female that the male intends it for her pleasure as well as his, not hurt in anyway…and trust by the male, that his partner is comfortable with his abilities, but wants to make something ‘already good’, ‘even better’.

By Raqi

February 7, 2007 09:07 AM | Link to this

It’s sorta like lingerie. There are certain looks and feels that one prefers. I went to a lingerie party back when the man and I had been dating for about a year. I bought some really sexy stuff, some really kinky stuff and just some nice stuff that I could wear everyday. I was showing some of the things to him and he was like, nah I don’t like the way that looks; I don’t like the way that one feels; that covers to much; that reveals to much, on and on. So one day we were at the mall and while walking pass Victoria Secret he asked if he could pick out some stuff for me. That way we got to share the experience and both of us was happy. I was able to say what fit I didn’t get with and he was able to express his look and feel preferences. Now on the few occasions that I get him to go to any department store with me he automatically seeks out the intimate apparels and say hey why don’t you get this or I think you would look sexy in that.

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 09:09 AM | Link to this

Musing, LOL…. I was speaking as in FINGERS ready to TYPE!!

Oohhhh This gon be one long nasty blog

LOl……….

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 09:14 AM | Link to this

Chocolate Peach I’ve done the sit there like, Um…I’m still waiting on mine, thing…LOL! I haven’t had to run into that problem too often because it seems guys are more into actually pleasing the women…unlike how it may have been years ago.

I haven’t really been too interested in having a plethera of different toys. My trusted Mr. Bullet has always been a love of mine.

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 09:16 AM | Link to this

I will also like to add SEX….is very important in MY relationships.

Some folk have different opinions but I think it’s 75% of the relationship!!

If U can’t take me there & vice versa then we have a HUGE problem……

By T-Mango

February 7, 2007 09:16 AM | Link to this

Good morning all.

Whew! This is a hot topic today. I’m in Lurksville on this one simply because the ‘last time’ for me was a while back. I’ve been in a bit of a dry season. So, it’s been me and B.O.B. (the battery operated boyfriend) for a minute now.

Anyhoo…I think introducing things is cool as long as you communicate with your SO. I think these enhancement tools should be used for just that…enhancement. The actions of the machine may heighten the reaction, but only a man can ‘get into you’ mentally, physically and spiritually. That in itself takes it to another level of satisfaction that the machine can’t reach.

By Sexione

February 7, 2007 09:20 AM | Link to this

Chocolate I was thinking the same thing when I read Nasty Musings comment!!! lol

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 09:23 AM | Link to this

I may have to get me a Mr.Bullet, I got all kinds of toys, but not the one I should have.

Now that I’m practicing Abstinence I may need to go pick up one of them.

I didnt know they were that Xspenive. Any particular kind I should be looking for?

I’m gonna go take a short break……

By Raqi

February 7, 2007 09:31 AM | Link to this

Exactly Randy. It is a matter of heighten pleasure and not replacement. A mechanical device can never and will never replace the performance of a man in my book. Mechanical devices cannot provide intimacy just physical stimulation. They are ideal for those quickie tricks, marathon “O” adventures and solo performances but that’s about it. IMO.

Here is something the Man told me once. He was joking but making a point at the same time. He was eating some oreo cookies and he prefers the double stuff but I had bought the regular kind. So while eating the cookie he said masturbation is like this single serving oreo cookie, it is good. But man on woman sex is like a double “stuffed”” oreo cookie where it is double the cu-rea-m and twice the pleasure. Actually pronounced it C(u)m-reeeaaamah (Now you all should have known I was going to throw something undesirable to some of our blogmates into this discussion. It wouldn’t be me not to, LOL)

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 09:33 AM | Link to this

Sexione bullets, from my knowledge aren’t that expensive unless you’re getting a more advanced one. I’ll check and see if my cousin still has one of those books from the passion party. I don’t believe it was even over $20. But I’ll have to get back to you on that.

By abc

February 7, 2007 09:37 AM | Link to this

Frankly, I NEVER discuss sex with other men, or with friends. Ever. If a friend starts to talk about it with me, TMI, shutup dude!

With my girl, different story… but even then, not much discussion is required, we just do it. She likes it when I talk about it though.

Toys? If you need that crap, ya got a problem, I feel sorry for you! Most of that stuff is disgusting.

By Mo

February 7, 2007 09:39 AM | Link to this

Morning All Whew! Hot topic already! Ladies I need some info on how to have one of these passion parties (consultant or something). I havent been to one in years but I was just talking about having one with my girls. On topic both parties need to be open and comfortable to discuss toys and whatnot, but I think as a relationship grows that it should be easy to introduce such things.

By i'm swiss

February 7, 2007 10:01 AM | Link to this

Laney, you naughty, naughty lass, you…

So much for getting anything accomplished today! How can you expect a dude to concentrate when you’re planting visions of hot chics in undies, giggling and playing with sex toys in our heads? I need a cold shower now, dangit!

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 10:01 AM | Link to this

Ok, Let me clarify b/c maybe SlimOne Mr. Bullet is something different than what I’m speaking of.

I was saying I may need the “V” Power tool..The one T-Mango is talkin bout. If U seen some of those for $20 I need to know where at, cause I’ll leave out now.

By Raqi

February 7, 2007 10:05 AM | Link to this

abc What if your girlfriend wanted to introduce something into your relationship? Would that be grounds for dismissal if she insisted just as a one time experiment?

By Awwwwww Dayum....

February 7, 2007 10:16 AM | Link to this

Awwwwwwwwww Dayum…abc you can be so old school at times…not talking about sex with the boys is cool, but women using toys while I am straight jacketing is a great experience!!

Awwwwww Dayum baby let’s see who’ll get off the fastest.

Woman A Awwwww dayum….The bullet done hit the spot!!!

Now Awwwwwwww Dayum is ready for round number two, cause he wasted no energy in round one.

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 10:18 AM | Link to this

Men, What if your woman wanted to introduce another woman? One time experiment.

By abc

February 7, 2007 10:21 AM | Link to this

Raqi, she wouldn’t. I know her better than that. Folks that need toys are missing some pieces to their puzzle, and try to make up for it that way. Honestly, if you need that kind of supplement, IMHO, something’s missing in the relationship (emotional or sexual) that a toy can’t remedy.

By Laney

February 7, 2007 10:25 AM | Link to this

Mo, the company we used was called Pure Romance…

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 10:27 AM | Link to this

Chocolate oh well yeah if you talking more ‘high-powered-mult-functional’ tools then you’re going to come out the pocket for those. Mr. Bullet is a simple contraction so not that expensive. It’s simple function is all I need during my dry seasons.

BLOG FELLAS How do you feel about watching adult videos with your SO? like it, dislike it, feel funny?

By kinderbabe

February 7, 2007 10:28 AM | Link to this

good morning sexione, slimone, musing, randyt, sj, demi, forreal, mo, t-mango everybody!!

i won’t comment on this one since i currently don’t have a sex life…lol. i’ll just read the comments and see what everyone else has to say. have a good blog day!

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 10:32 AM | Link to this

abc how come you feel if a couple wants to incorporate toys or whatever into their bedroom that it translates into compensation for something lacking? Can’t it be to spice things up, keep it fresh instead of the same monotonous routine?

This guy I dated had that same mentality when it came to performing oral on a female. He said a guy was compensating for his regular performance if he had to do that. WTF!!!

By Mo

February 7, 2007 10:34 AM | Link to this

Thanks Laney! Hey Kinderbabe! Awwwww Dayum you are too funny! Bout to have me spitting coke all over my keyboard!

By abc

February 7, 2007 10:37 AM | Link to this

Chocolate Peach, not a chance. I’ve never wanted a threesome, it sounds like a lot of work, and I want my girl with me and only me. She wants me with her and only her. That’s the way we are.

Slimone, porn mongering is cheap and tawdry. If the girl’s into porn, she certainly isn’t my girl.

By abc

February 7, 2007 10:41 AM | Link to this

Slimone, you just answered your own question: ‘same monotonous routine’? Sounds like a problem to me, right there.

Sexual spontaneity should come naturally and be easy. Enjoying each other without encumbrance of equipment is optimal. If it’s not so, perhaps you just have the wrong partner.

By i'm swiss

February 7, 2007 10:41 AM | Link to this

I actually sort of agree with abc — but only to an extent. I do think if you get to the point where you need the, uh, accessories in bed then you’ve got a problem. But, I have no problem with it for a change of pace, just to mix it up a bit.

My feeling on that pretty much mirrors my philosophy of pitching (you knew it was going to be a sports analogy, didn’t you?). The best pitch in baseball is STILL a good, old-fashioned, well-placed fastball. But even an overpowering fastball can be more effective if you throw in an occasional change-up, curve or even a split-finger. ;)

By i'm swiss

February 7, 2007 10:44 AM | Link to this

@SlimOne -

“This guy I dated had that same mentality when it came to performing oral on a female. He said a guy was compensating for his regular performance if he had to do that.”

— Sounds like a dude who has no clue how to go down… ;)

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 10:48 AM | Link to this

Wow! abc I’m not sure what to say other than, we all have our own preferences. But what do you do to liven things up a bit?

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

February 7, 2007 10:50 AM | Link to this

@Slimone and I’m Swiss

This guy I dated had that same mentality when it came to performing oral on a female. He said a guy was compensating for his regular performance if he had to do that.”

A coworker of mine once said something that has always stuck in my mind. He said, “show me a man that won’t go down on his woman, and I’ll show you a woman I can have!”

I agree 100%.

By SeanJohnson

February 7, 2007 10:51 AM | Link to this

Sup Blog…On topic…always easier to talk to women about sexuality than men..women are way more openminded and have less boundaries when it come to sex..men dont and often consider it awkward talking to each other what they do behind closed doors…and thats the way it should be. As for me..i am full of ideas and always like to try different things in the bedroom..look at it as workn out or eating dinner..if u have the same routine or meal…gets boring real quick…like a movie that just came on the other day. All women have a lil…no ..ALOT of freak in them…you just gotta know how to make them feel comfortable/trust you enough to bring it to the surface…

By Raqi

February 7, 2007 10:52 AM | Link to this

abc I agree that a toy cannot offer certain things in a relationship. I have said that 1000s of times. I am all for the romance and the emotional, mental and physical intimacy that only a man can give to me. But if just for the fun factor of it, would you still not allow it. I love having that hard body pressed against mine, no doubt about it, but sometimes in a more lighthearted playful instance you just want to have fun.

Now mind you, I am asking you these questions but I have never used a “toy” in this relationship. However, I have worn fantasy costumes and used some body oils and feathers and other stuff like that. Would you rule out everything?

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 10:55 AM | Link to this

abc/Swiss I wasn’t implying that toys were needed. I was only asking in the case that the SO suggested trying it a time or two. I’m definitely not into toys being a MUST at all. I love the all NA-TU-RAL! Also, realistically if you’re with someone for a long time, every single session isn’t going to be spontaneously hot and heated.

Yeah old dude totally turned me off with that statement. He said he wasn’t brought up in that era…that made me turn my head sideways even more.???

By abc

February 7, 2007 10:58 AM | Link to this

SlimOne, we just let passion follow its natural course, and that’s more than lively enough for us. It’s the way I’ve always been, and no spring chicken am I.

Let me put it this way: I only cook with whole ingredients, never go to fast food joints, or eat anything that’s processed. It’s a natural approach to diet. I dislike clothing not made from natural materials, the notion of wearing a shirt or trousers made from petroleum or plastic is grossly unappealing to me. Sexually, I prefer what’s natural, also.

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 10:58 AM | Link to this

So Randy you agree that if you have to go down then you’re not all there in the bedroom?

By MusingLee

February 7, 2007 10:58 AM | Link to this

Chocolate I had an ex tell me after we broke up that she was interested in bringing in another chick…I was thinking “How dare you tell me this after we’ve broken up”…I tried dayum near er’thing to get that girl back for 1 night…LOLOLOl

Musing’s Ex: Yeah, we broke up just when I was about to ask you to have a threesome…I don’t know if you could have handled that….You’re selfish.

Musing: Well, let’s start fresh…I’m willing to share you with another Woman, no matter how gross I may think it is….Please open my eyes to your desires.

Musing’s Ex: Uhhh Uhhhh, we broken up now…You can’t get none of this.

Musing: What if I just get some of her and just look at you getting got?

By SeanJohnson

February 7, 2007 11:01 AM | Link to this

@ChocoPeach…if it was her idea..i would be game..but we would have to discuss whether she could mentally handle that..more relationships have been disolved rather than enhanced when 3somes have been introduced…so if she couldnt handle it …i shole could.

@ SlimOne…not something a man should feel funny about..females have them and watch them too…just look at it as a way to spice things up…Believe or not..this isnt something new at all…most men saw the first video when they snooped in their parents closet…so ya mom and pops were doing the same thang back in the day. Maybe helped stay together.

By abc

February 7, 2007 11:04 AM | Link to this

Raqi, I’ve joked with her about outfits and such, telling her they’ll only get used once after I tear them off of her… I get different aroma-therapeutic oils and lotions for body massages, the massages are really nice, like gifts to give each other.

By Laney

February 7, 2007 11:05 AM | Link to this

abc, do you feel that way about everything, or just toys? what about lubricants or creams or things like that? whipped cream or chocolate sauce? you know…other stuff besides just the battery-operated kind.

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 11:06 AM | Link to this

abc I only cook with whole ingredients, never go to fast food joints, or eat anything that’s processed

I’m loving that analogy! lol Keep doing what works for you. I’ve only tried the toys w/an SO maybe twice in my life so I can understand where you’re coming from.

Musing you’re crazy lmao!

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 11:07 AM | Link to this

Alrighty then…..back from break let’s see what I missed.

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 11:11 AM | Link to this

SJ I agree a man shouldn’t feel funny about that but I’ve heard some guys say they may feel funny about their SO seeing some things they are into. Like if the girl is kind of reserved and one day she catches you watching some HardCore Rump Room flick…that might be a little awkward…lol It definitely isn’t anything new and its gross thinking about the parents doing those kinds of things, let alone actually hearing them.UUGGGHHH!!! flashback

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 11:11 AM | Link to this

QUICKLY!!! Off Topic Somebody, Anybody..PLEASE!! tell me what happen top the Jamie Foxx show/tour coming to the A?

It was the 106 & Park bulletin for 3/31 as well as his MySpace page. I log onto Tix master & NO!! date for the A, I call & they act as if I’m speaking a foreign language.

I tried to Mssg him but he has his messaging on AWAY!!

WTF has happen?? ANYBODY?……..

By aggressively aging

February 7, 2007 11:12 AM | Link to this

I LIKES watching adult content with MWP. Who doesnt like watching the pron with they SO?

By i'm swiss

February 7, 2007 11:13 AM | Link to this

Chocolate/Musing —

Yeeeeesssss… I’ve had a couple of experiences with the whole “bringing in another chick” thing. And I can’t lie — it was very nice. Although, I do think that the fantasy is actually a little better than the reality. For me, it really was the visual that was always the most enjoyable part of the experience — the actual physical part of it wasn’t anything all that special. But what WAS nice was the 1-on-1 time w/ my SO after that — because then you’ve got the best of both worlds: the exclusive, 1-on-1 attention AND that image still fresh in your mind. ;)

By Sexione

February 7, 2007 11:14 AM | Link to this

Daaayyuumm, go away for a minute and catching up is like running a marathon…lol

SlimOne That was Chocolate asking about the bullet info. I’m not into them at all, so I’ll just laugh at the joy everyone else finds in them. I’m kinda like abc on that one……I want the real deal for various reasons. But thanks anyway!!! lol

By abc

February 7, 2007 11:15 AM | Link to this

Laney, lubricants are fine, kind of a turn on really… slippery is very very good. Food products, nah, why bother messing up the sheets, we don’t need that stuff.

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 11:18 AM | Link to this

Oooooooooo 2 Badd Musing, I hear ya fellas….That’s cool.

I was wondering about that. So Would U prefer this woman to be someone U both know or U rather it be someone neither one of U knew? Just curious……..

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

February 7, 2007 11:20 AM | Link to this

SlimOne

So Randy you agree that if you have to go down then you’re not all there in the bedroom?

The only ladies I have ever talked to who had to ‘fake it’ said they did not like getting oral sex. Is there a connection perhaps?

Nope, I think it is a major part of sexual relations and anyone who does not go down is not pleasing his lady as effectively, IMHO. It has been a regular part of my relations since day one. (and I can provide ‘signed, notarized affadavits’ from ladies I’ve known that have run the comparison sheets with others they have been with. I stick with what works the best, LOL).

By Sexione

February 7, 2007 11:22 AM | Link to this

SlimOne This guy I dated had that same mentality when it came to performing oral on a female. He said a guy was compensating for his regular performance if he had to do that.”

— Sounds like a dude who has no clue how to go down… ;) So true!! So true!! Sounds like bruh was just scared and inexperienced!!!!!

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 11:22 AM | Link to this

Sexione oops my bad.

By aggressively aging

February 7, 2007 11:22 AM | Link to this

I have said it before and I’ll say it again. Toys have their place! If you can heighten the arousal, intensity, and overall pleasure of an experience for your mate then why wouldnt you?

To me toys as a supplement to any sessions are not going to emasculate me or dont speak to anything “wrong” with the relationship. They actually offer up an entertaining way to enjoy ones mate MORE. Flavored condoms are “toys” oils and lotions and other part favors are “toys” why not take it one step further and use beads, bullets, and feathers and costumes?

I dont know what others are doing but my member cannot penetrate AND stimulate outer areas at the same time ALL THE TIME. Sure there are positions that will allow both but who wants to be stuck in the same spot?

For those of you who say that you would NEVER use toys with your SO you kind of sound like dudes who used to claim they would NEVER taste the honeypot. If you wont someone else will.

By i'm swiss

February 7, 2007 11:25 AM | Link to this

“Food products, nah, why bother messing up the sheets”

That’s what the kitchen is for.

Dang, see what you’ve done, Laney? You’ve unleashed the inner blog freak…

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 11:25 AM | Link to this

Ladies, do U all dress up for your men? I aint trying to be nosy…..Just curious. I ask cause my friend girl said her dude told her he was exp a lil bordism in the BR so I gave her a few pointers on how to spice it up a bit w/o going to the Xtreme.

Told her to dress up, Sexy but Classy ya know..the heels, lingerie told her to put on a lil show, dance around a bit not to get all sweaty just enuff to unwind him & she thought I was a freak but said it worked like magic. He loved it!!

But then it has to be something U enjoy doin instead of just doin it for him.

By Raqi

February 7, 2007 11:26 AM | Link to this

LOL abc. Yep. I can just imagine plather flying every where.

I was going to get a School Girl outfit to wear on V-day evening because every time he thinks I am being infantile about something he calls me school girl. But since he is flying with his parents to California that week I will be all alone. I wander whose idea that was? One guess…the Monster-in-law. But that’s cool because it is just another day.

aggwit Do you two incorporate the “No touch” rule during the flick? LOL

By Alabama

February 7, 2007 11:26 AM | Link to this

ABC I co-sign with you. I wish a man would ask me to use a sex toy or porn tape. My question would be why? Happy day bloggers, interesting.

By abc

February 7, 2007 11:28 AM | Link to this

aggwit, ha! I’m the only toy she wants or needs.

By Sexione

February 7, 2007 11:29 AM | Link to this

As for the other stuff, lubricants are never needed here…that’s a bonus that Mr. Blew It absolutely loved. I love the costumes, and things like chocolate sauce , strawberries and cream, or honey!! (abc, just throw down a sheet or towel on top of the regular linen)

Okay, I need to go to the Lurksville Bar now, because like kinderbabe, I have no sex life right now…….but the next lucky man better be well rested ‘cause he’s gonna be in for the ride of his life…..lmao!!!

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

February 7, 2007 11:31 AM | Link to this

Okay, here is tooo much information, but y’all started it. I personally really enjoy the ‘control’ I have when I am going down on a woman. If a man uses his tongue, fingertips, and lips effectively, and knows how to ‘read’ a woman’s reactions, it is a tremendously pleasurable experience. Does a woman still want ‘it in her’, sure, but using all of one’s tools makes the pleasure much more heightened. As I have said before here, I had a very talented, experienced, and patient, older lover who taught me soooo much (and got pleasured well herself, according to her). Those lessons, plus what I have learned since with the others, have been invaluable.

Like I said, TMI…sorry.

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 11:36 AM | Link to this

@ i’m swiss….Lucky yOU!!! I did hear from my brother that it wasnt all that like he thought. Did U C TRIOS?

@ aggressively aging, I hear ya!! do what U gotta do 2 keep it spicy

ya can’t knock it unless u try it hun? LOL….

By MusingLee

February 7, 2007 11:37 AM | Link to this

Chocolate I don’t think it would matter If only she knew them or if we both did…As long as, she’s all clear. I don’t care….I think many Men have a fantasty of having multiple Women wanting to cater to them anyway. hahahahahaha

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 11:38 AM | Link to this

Randy I’m one of those people that has to have that on my bedroom menu. To me its like getting a value meal w/o the fries if I didn’t.

Sexione I don’t know what his deal was but he was 35 and said he’s never done it but that he wasn’t necessarily dead set against. I’m thinking, DUDE if you haven’t done it in 35yrs then what is going to change anything?!

By NoNonsense

February 7, 2007 11:39 AM | Link to this

The only thing my hubby likes better than applying a Redi-whip bikini onto my body is licking it off. I am all for making good better with the use of such things like the blue tooth to engage in phone conversation (nicely put) while in the tub and he is in the bedroom. Or just calling each others cell phone from a different rooms and seeing how long one he can hold out before he comes looking for me. All of these are considered toys in my book.

Do what you have to do.

By Sexione

February 7, 2007 11:39 AM | Link to this

“Food products, nah, why bother messing up the sheets”

That’s what the kitchen is for. Very good point!!!! What about other rooms in the house…or outside the house…..how do you all feel about being adventurous beyond the bedroom?

By kinderbabe

February 7, 2007 11:43 AM | Link to this

interesting comments. i’m gathering that some people are very open and others are very closed, sexually speaking…lol. when i do get around to gettin some baby boy better be down for whatever. if not, he can drive, walk, run, ski or do whatever is quickest to get out of my face..lol the great thing about resources is at least you know they’re there just in case. not saying that every time you gotta bring out “all the stops” but dang at least be open (hint, hint abc).

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 11:48 AM | Link to this

I aint mad atcha Randyt, very well said & I TOTALLY agreee!!

By Raqi

February 7, 2007 11:48 AM | Link to this

Nonon Redi Whip. Sticky, sticky, sticky however, much fun.

By B-in-it

February 7, 2007 11:51 AM | Link to this

I’m lurking today, and also noticing that the men are not as involved in the discussions as they normally are.

I once had a guy tell me has attended one or two “sex toy parties” and that they are usually attended by females. He says he is starting to suspect that frequently attend are mostly those with bi-sexual tendencies and therefore enjoy the interaction with the other females at the party. Hmmm. I’ve personally never needed accessories in the bedroom.

I do wonder about threesomes in the sense that I personally would not be comfortable with a threesome because of creating a situation of rubbing bodies with another female. Then on the flip side, if I am the single female with two men…my man is touching another man even though I assume I’m the main focus. Hmmm.

By i'm swiss

February 7, 2007 11:51 AM | Link to this

Chocolate —

I think I probably have run across “Trois” on Skinamax at some point.

But yeah, I have to co-sign RandyT’s “control” comments. I think that was the disappointing part of the 3-some thing. I either had to a) divide my attention, which I don’t like, or b) focus entirely on 1 at a time and leave the other out in the meantime. BUT — as far as the visual is concerned… it was everything I always dreamed of & then some… LOL

By Raqi

February 7, 2007 11:54 AM | Link to this

Sexione In the house, out of the house, even on the house if I wouldn’t get caught. LOL

Since you mentioned it I think I will make out with the man in the parking deck when he brings me back from lunch. I might even let him feel me up. LOL

I’m out.

By abc

February 7, 2007 11:56 AM | Link to this

Slimone, it happens when and where it happens… the only thing I’d be after is privacy.

By NCgirlfromATL

February 7, 2007 12:00 PM | Link to this

abc No offense, but I think you might be fooling yourself. Just b/c she doesn’t have any toys, doesn’t mean she wouldn’t be interested in incorporating them. Not to say that you aren’t working it out. But, I have to agree with aggwitt on this one. Don’t sleep, cuz that’s when she’ll creep!

I guess I’m not like most women. I don’t talk about sex with my girls. They do! But, I’ve always been of the mindset that whatever I do with my guy is between me and him, only! My girls and I are close, but why should I tell them how well my man is putting it down? That should be a given! LOL! I’m not going to advertise it to the other lonely, or single, or just straight trifflin women I might know! LOLOL! Most of my close friends don’t fall into that category….right now. But, you never know when one of them is going to tell you, “we didn’t mean for it to happen…it just did!” And I’m not going to make it easy for anyone! LMAO!!!

No, but for real. I’m all for talking about sex w/ the man I’m with, or even with a man I’m interested in being with. Makes it easier to ask questions like “When was the last time you were tested?”

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 12:01 PM | Link to this

@ Sexione My Favorite!! outside the house that is……

Do understand or maybe it’s just me b/c I’m freaky or get down w/one guy dosen’t mean that apply to all guys. Not every guy brings that out of you.

U can get SUPER!! adventurous & Sexi with one but be just as “Plain Jane” with the others…..

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 12:13 PM | Link to this

Sexione U can get SUPER!! adventurous & Sexi with one but be just as “Plain Jane” with the others..

You are absolutely right. Different people bring out different things a person.

Raqi do your thang girl!

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 12:16 PM | Link to this

I hear ya Musing….

Whoa…my eyes just got BIG on the last 2 comments.

WELCOME to Freakyville, where the Vanessa DelRio’s are coming out of the closetS. LOL………

@i’m swiss..Ihear ya!! I like that about not wanting to divide the attention But MEN, what if your woman just wanted to fufill this fantsay of her & anothwer woman & invited you in to ONLY watch. Would U be game?

By NoNonsense

February 7, 2007 12:18 PM | Link to this

My sons were conceived on an Easter Sunday on his parents back deck, or it may have been that following Monday on the hood of my then Honda Accord in our garage or maybe it was at my parents house Wednesday of that same week. Come to think of it, it could just as well have been during our walk on a bicycle trail that Saturday. I don’t know exactly what day it was, but that was a very good week.

By aggressively aging

February 7, 2007 12:23 PM | Link to this

See I think the thing is people are putting the toy context in a manner that a partner has to ASK you to use it.

If you got two adventurous open minded sexually expressive adults then there is no need to really ask about toys, it just kind of comes up. Going to inserection with your SO = joking, talking, using something other than just your bodies for pleasure.

To me toys are like BASF, they dont make positions, they just make them better. These things are not replacements they are additions. Chocolate Cake is my favorite desert EVER. Who can resist the chocolate mountain cake at Clubhouse? No one! But adding some ice cream and a coffee to that doesnt take away from the goodness of the cake, it just enhances the flavor.

Not into toys and think your lady isnt? Just try this one time and see what happens. Take some regular mardi gras type beads. Clean thoroughly and wrap them around your member, then insert. holla at me about toys after you try that.

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 12:23 PM | Link to this

Big Ups!! to U NoNonsense….. Man, can’t wait til I get a week like that. I’m soooooo jealous right now.

By Alvin

February 7, 2007 12:24 PM | Link to this

Most of y’all need to start swinging…I think most guys are ashame of their woman using toys in the bedroom, why I have no idea…

Good Afternoon All

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 12:26 PM | Link to this

NoNonsense DAYUUUUMMMM! I haven’t had that much action all year long. lol

By Laney

February 7, 2007 12:26 PM | Link to this

to the guys who don’t like their ladies using toys in the bedroom — does it bother you if they use them solo when you aren’t around?

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 12:31 PM | Link to this

Go get em!! aggressively aging

Now that’s what I’m talkin bout….. U’ve said it once again!!

By Regular Blogger

February 7, 2007 12:31 PM | Link to this

As far as the 3some thing (and this has just been my experience) the women have to be into each other. If your girl is not into girls, you run the risk of problems down the line. It’s more of a mental process too, because being that this is most guys biggest fantasy we can get a little OVER excited so to speak. So all parties involved have to be on one accord so that no one is left out and feels insecure. Also guys, if you have two women that are only into women…this may turn into a spectator sport instead of a contact sport and although that’s not a toatl loss…it could take the wind out of your sails if you planned on this being a team effort. It’s DEFINITLY not for everyone, but it can be VERY fun if things are talked about by all inclusive participants.

Back to Lurksville

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 12:35 PM | Link to this

agg I couldn’t have said it a better way. Toys aren’t meant to replace but only to aid in the fun. Its sort of like doublemint gum…Double the pleasure, Double the fun Slim pulling out her black notepad now making her grocery list…(writes) Eggs, milk, bread, 1 pack mardi gras beads… lol

By Anonymous

February 7, 2007 12:39 PM | Link to this

I once participated in a 3-some with my SO and the fantasy of it was more exciting than the actual act. It was fun at first but then there were those awkward moments where everyone wasn’t included in the act. At one point I left the room and don’t think I was noticed as gone for a while. So believe that you have to be mentally prepared for things like that also.

By alvin

February 7, 2007 12:40 PM | Link to this

And another thing…unless you are dating a five percentier (woman who thinks about sex as much as men), orals before penetration guarantees O’s 89% - 95% of the time…

By alvin

February 7, 2007 12:46 PM | Link to this

Anonymous your first experience with threesome is normally not the best, which is why I enjoyed the couples thingy. That way no one will feel left out…unless the other dude isn’t bless.

By i'm swiss

February 7, 2007 12:47 PM | Link to this

“But MEN, what if your woman just wanted to fufill this fantsay of her & anothwer woman & invited you in to ONLY watch. Would U be game?”

First of all, anytime you start brining others into the bedroom, odds are the relationship is not going to last. There are definitely exceptions — actually, two of my best friends fall into that exception category — but the odds are definitely not good. Now, if your SO wants to bring in reinforcements and only wants you to watch, that’s definitely a sign that your relationship is not going to last. But saying no to that scenario is not going to change the fact that it’s in her mind & it will eventually become an issue again. So, knowing that — you might as well take advantage of the opportunity for a front-row seat before you break it off… So, yes, I’d be game for a little “farewell freakiness”

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 12:48 PM | Link to this

Great question Laney, What I do wanna add as an ext to that question is…

Men, do U find it hard for the woman to have an orgasm after she’s played w/those toys?

I understand for SOME women that once they’ve played w/there toys & gotten there “RESULTS”, for lack of the other word they don’t come….so easy during the actual sexual intercourse.

By Sexione

February 7, 2007 12:51 PM | Link to this

B-In-It I’m feelin ya on that threesome thang….I don’t wanna be touching nekked skin with another female, and I don’t want my man to be touching nekked skin with another man………..hellz to the naw!!!!

NCgirl ^5 The only person I want to talk about sex with is my man (when I have one). That is no one elses business!!!!

SlimOne & Chocolate You are soooo right, certain people can just bring out the best in you!!! hehehehe

By Anonymous

February 7, 2007 12:53 PM | Link to this

Alvin That was a fantasy at one point but once it was done, I no longer had the urge to do it again. It was fun to talk about during our 1-on-1 sessions thereafter but never to actually do again.

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 12:56 PM | Link to this

Regular Blogger U said it!! I am DEFINITELY feeling that.

I think that’s something all parties involved defintley need to understand.

I agree 150%!!!

By SeanJohnson

February 7, 2007 01:10 PM | Link to this

@ ChocoPeach…i think the biggest thing about women and toys is that..a female knows exactly how much and where and the tempo needed to make her reach her climax….and toys are actually meant to stimulate the cl*toris..so by nature of knowing her own body she will always make herself peak…so if a man pays attention to that area during intercouse he will be hitting the same spots and more than any toy…a mouth ..two hands and a schtick beats out any toy any day..

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

February 7, 2007 01:11 PM | Link to this

@Agg

Well said. I agree 100%.

Laney

I do suspect that really good vibrators could become a ‘tad’ addictive if the man is not ‘playing’ as often as he should. I had an ex tell me she was going to invest in ‘battery companies and electronics companies’ when she went through a ‘dry’ spell after we broke up. She said they were costing her a fortune.

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

February 7, 2007 01:15 PM | Link to this

@ Laney

Okay Laney, we have ‘bared it all’, so is it not time for you to step up to the plate? What toys fascinated you at the party, and which interested but embarrassed you?

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 01:23 PM | Link to this

@SeanJohnson, I feel ya!!

Do we all or some agree that there are different types of orgasms? (3) if I’m not mistaken. I myself am only aware of 2. The c****** & the actual penetration/sexual orgasm

Ladies, do any of you watch Sue Johansen?

By NoNonsense

February 7, 2007 01:24 PM | Link to this

Slimone In our younger years my hubby and I argued and debated about a lot of things because of our extremely different upbringing and view points but our sex drives were very much in sync. We would stop, drop and roll when ever that loving feeling came over one of us. If for some reason one of us was not feeling the fire we knew just how to get the other one going. He was celibate when we first met and although I thought it was for religious reasons, which it mostly was, it was about learning self control. After that first break of silence it was…I think I will stop right there. Did I ever mention that I have been pregnant five times?

Now try adding four kids into the mix and having such limited time frames. We have come with some pretty good ways to make things happen which is very important in keeping that part of the relation lively. Nothing like a Saturday rump. Seat all the kids in the family room, toast a few frozen waffles, pop in one of their favorite TV program tapes and tell them Mom and dad are going upstairs to talk and do not want to be disturbed for a least an hour. That’s usually how long one tape last. There is always somebody tapping at the door after about a half hour but if you ignore them they will soon go away. LOL

A threesome is something that I believe should never be entertained in a marriage. Outside of the fact that I see it as consenting adultery I just can’t imagine seeing my husband with another woman while still married to me. You can open yourself and relationship up to some major problems in my opinion.

When I was in college I considered it one time with a very young and handsome college professor that worked there and his wife. He was my professor. I don’t think I could have went thru with it but before it even had a chance to take place this same professor showed up a party that I was at. (This is going to be the most personal info I have ever posted and ever will post) He kept coming on to me wanting me to have sex with him while there. I refused every advance so he asked ‘then can I lick it?’ I was like hell (I mean heck) yeah you can and I let him. After that I had to threaten to tell my father that he was coming on to me in order to get him to leave me alone. See that’s what I am talking about in causing problems in the marriage. The wife had no idea he had chosen me out because his intentions were to be with me away from her.

Now that I have revealed that info I cannot show my moniker around here again. LOL

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 01:25 PM | Link to this

SJ I’ve always heard that when a woman gets in the habit or accustomed to making herself climax that it sort of trains the ‘muscle’ and it becomes easier to make her reach that peak. I’m not sure how true that is though.

anyone ever heard of that?

By MusingLee

February 7, 2007 01:25 PM | Link to this

Now starting my own battery company, especially for Lady’s toys

Introducing “Musing’s Double D’s in Your Mouth”

Energizer can’t keep the electric wang up….Well Musing’s Double D’s in Your Mouth well keep the wang hard like steel.

“Get on your knees and spend for some say Double D’s.”

By Laney

February 7, 2007 01:26 PM | Link to this

that’s awfully personal, Randy! ;)

I did make some purchases at the party. I have to say, the product I was most impressed/intrigued by was an oral sex gel that is billed as relaxing the gag reflex!

By Les Demigod

February 7, 2007 01:32 PM | Link to this

Men, do U find it hard for the woman to have an orgasm after she’s played w/those toys?

Heeeey Chocolate I have not ran into this problem as of yet…I am a retro of the male stock My goal is to please the woman first, myself comes second. Which is what my ex miss the most about me. I actually take the time out and get to know said woman before blessing her with O’s.

lil demi ain’t going down on untested p-dussy…Can’t wait for home base AIDS testing

By MusingLee

February 7, 2007 01:32 PM | Link to this

LOLOLOL @ NoNon

Professor spots NoNon in the corner and steps up his game

Professor: Hey sweet thang how about you let me hit…I know you like me.

NoNon: Uhhh uhhhh, you married…I couldn’t let you hit…How would your wife feel…No! sorry but I’m not that kind of Lady.

Professor: Well, just let me lick it…one time.

NoNone: Welllll, ok but you better not chew on it…And no fingers.

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 01:34 PM | Link to this

Chocolate Peach The consultant at the party I attended this past weekend said there were 4 types of O’s Let me see if i can recall what she said….the first 2 you already named, the buttock’s and nipps…that last one threw me for a loop. I didn’t know that was possible.

NoNonsense Its okay hun. I’m not in a position to judge anyone on what they’ve done. I’m sure we all have bones in our closet or some wild stories to tell…you were just bold and comfortable enough with yourself to share it. Rock on sistah!

By MusingLee

February 7, 2007 01:34 PM | Link to this

Dayummm Laney! LOLOLOLOL….My pants just made a diving board sound. LMAOOOooooooo

By aggressively aging

February 7, 2007 01:36 PM | Link to this

lol @ laney buying some 20 dollar chloraseptic.

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 01:40 PM | Link to this

Laney Wow, we just turned it up from PG-13 to rated R…Whew! Our consultant showed us that product also.

Here’s some TMI: Slim doesn’t have any tonsils

By SeanJohnson

February 7, 2007 01:41 PM | Link to this

@ ChocoPeach…imma need for you to go get you a piece..you hve TOTALLY took over the blog…so odd that some of the females on here today that appear so sxual are not active…makes me wonder about yall….

By Sexione

February 7, 2007 01:42 PM | Link to this

Musing As usual, you are CLOWNING!!!! LMAO

SlimOne Wow!! I hadn’t heard that either…..when you say buttocks are you meaning anal or just plain butt? Just curious….

By Laney

February 7, 2007 01:43 PM | Link to this

hey, agg, I’m just intrigued — I don’t know if it works! We’ll have to get Consumer Reports on the case. ;)

By Raqi

February 7, 2007 01:44 PM | Link to this

MEN What ever you try do not try a product called mendelay. I don’t know if that’s the correct spelling but that is the way it is pronounced. The friend that I mentioned on here once about the SO with the stamina issue, well they decided that the would try a desensitizer for him. She said it made him feel numb for two days. FYI She was not exposing her sex life to me. She was just informing me of “What Not To Wear” for the man. LOL

NoNon Uh, WOW. LOL

By Sexione

February 7, 2007 01:47 PM | Link to this

I hope everyone who’s blogging from work remembers to delete cookies, delete files, and clear history before going home today!!!!! I would hate for your IT folks to stumble across this blog…………lol

By Tater

February 7, 2007 01:49 PM | Link to this

And you wonder why the men are lurking…

By Les Demigod

February 7, 2007 01:50 PM | Link to this

…if a man pays attention…

Here lies the problem, most men don’t.

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 01:50 PM | Link to this

*Sexione It was Anal, I wasn’t sure if i could say that. To Recap:

SJ what are you saying? Maybe we seem more sxual because we aren’t getting any…LMAO

By MusingLee

February 7, 2007 01:51 PM | Link to this

SlimOne Ahhhhhhhhh, you’ve just made me horny for the rest of the day. Hahahahahah…LOLOLOLOLOL

Musing comes home from work to his SO

Musing:Baby, how much does it cost to take out a pair of tonsils?

SO: I don’t know baby, why?

Musing: Wellllll, I’ve heard that girls with no tonsils give good lov’in.

SO: M/f who been suk’in yo dizzick without tonsils?!?!?

Musing is now being beat’in with a new tenderizing mallet

By NoNonsense

February 7, 2007 01:51 PM | Link to this

Musinglee At least I can say ‘i never had sexual relations with that man’ LOL

That sounded stupid when Clinton said and it sounds just as stupid with me saying.

I will blog with you all some other time. I am driving carpool today and am about to be late.

Everyone be good.

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

February 7, 2007 01:52 PM | Link to this

Laney

Way to step up!!! Now I am trying to figure out how to explain why my Indian blood has come up to my face and made me look like my red skinned forefathers!!!!

By SeanJohnson

February 7, 2007 01:57 PM | Link to this

@ Slim…perhaps…but frky also which is cool…but i really think thats why they say women over 40 are at their peak…they arent getting any…i cant really put my finger on yall though…dont know yall like that..lol

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

February 7, 2007 02:02 PM | Link to this

Musing, re: 1:51 post

Musing is now being beat’in with a new tenderizing mallet

That is soooooo funny.

By kinderbabe

February 7, 2007 02:03 PM | Link to this

musing lol you are a fool!! now you’re making me think about the look on everyone’s face on the surreal life (vh1) when pepa stuck a whole banana down her throught…lol.

By Sexione

February 7, 2007 02:05 PM | Link to this

SJ It’s called build-up!!!

SlimOne Well, I just put it on out there, huh? lol

Ladies Question

Have you ever been with a man that could get the job done (for the most part), but the stamina wasn’t there for seconds, thirds, hellz I won’t even go any further, 98% of the time? If so, how did you handle that? Maybe playfully offer to get him some vitamins, ginseng, ANYTHING!!

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 02:06 PM | Link to this

Musing glad I could be of assitance. Be careful on your way out, you wouldn’t want to be mistaken as a terroist:

ArousedMusing walking in parking garage on way to car from job. Little old lady see’s him coming her way and notices what looks like a concealed weapon

OldLady: (screaming out) HELP! HELP! THIS MAN HAS A GUN! CALL THE POLICE!

ArousedMusing terrified looks around for suspect.Next thing he finds himself surrounded by SWAT

Swat: Sir immediately disarm yourself.Throw the gun out in front of you!

ArousedMusing: What gun? I don’t have a gun.

Swat: Sir, we can clearly see you are concealing a weapon. Disarm immediately or we’ll do it for you!

tranquilizer dart flies from top of bldg hitting ArousedMusing in neck.He hits ground face down. Swat rushes in, rolls him over, only to see his….’gun

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 02:10 PM | Link to this

SJ I can’t put my finger on it either (cause for termination-lol) but I’m only 28 and there’s nothing like some good, open-minded, fun lovin’.

Kinderbabe ARE YOU SERIOUS? I didn’t see that episode. I can’t say that I’d be open to doing that on natl tv.

By MusingLee

February 7, 2007 02:18 PM | Link to this

SlimOne LOLOLOL…hehehehehehe

For real though, that no tonsils thing messed me up…I’m now looking at all the Ladies in the office trying to see if they have tonsils or not…LOLOLOL

Musing: Dang, look at her tonsils…They’re about 2inchs apart…You could slide right inbetween those.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Now watching all the blog Ladies walk around with closed mouths

By kinderbabe

February 7, 2007 02:21 PM | Link to this

slimone chile please excuse my spelling of “throat” lol. i must have been half sleep…lol. anyway, yes i am very serious…had me thinking that i was the only person who could do that…lol. she put the WHOLE thing down her throat and it wasn’t a small banana either.

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 02:24 PM | Link to this

Musing not trying to be funny but not having them helps alleviate that G.R( gag reflex).

You’re crazy LOL

By Sexione

February 7, 2007 02:30 PM | Link to this

I can see all the blog men now adding this question to the list for potential SO’s….Do you still have your tonsils?

By Alvin

February 7, 2007 02:34 PM | Link to this

MusingLee I feel u, I use to think all women were able to D.T. Now realize why most women can’t.

By SeanJohnson

February 7, 2007 02:34 PM | Link to this

@ KinderKink..see..i was right about you teachers..lol..and it doesnt help yall get the whole summer to play either..

By MusingLee

February 7, 2007 02:37 PM | Link to this

Musing dreams about non tonsil having Women after falling unconscious while still being beat’in with a mallet

By Pharress_Beuller

February 7, 2007 02:40 PM | Link to this

@Slim1

Had to come out of Lurksville on that one!

All I got to say is thanks for putting me up on game, because I didn’t know about the no tonsils = no G.R.!!!!

Pharress now logging that into his memory roledex as small talk with potential a SO

By X marks the spot

February 7, 2007 02:42 PM | Link to this

I use to think being able to DT was a bad thing, but i have it mastered

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

February 7, 2007 02:45 PM | Link to this

Some very talented women on this blog

I’m like Musing. Already text messaged my ‘teacher SO’ telling her I want to see her TONIGHT (actually right dayum now, but can’t leave my office…crap, crap, crap).

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 02:46 PM | Link to this

BlogMen holiday:

SO opens up what looks to be a bracelet box.BlogMan waiting in anticipation as she opens.

SO: wow, boo did you get me a bracelet…I can’t wait to see what it is (unwrapping box)

BLogMan: yeah baby I think you’re gonna love it.

(box finally unwrapped-instead of diamond bracelet she sees a hospital bracelet with her name on it)

SO: Baby, what the h3ll is this? Why the f/k did you get me a plastic hospital tag??!!

BlogMan: don’t jump to conclusions baby. Did you read it?

SO: (reads “SO’s name 02/09/07 tonsillectomy-Crawford Long) TONSILLECTOMY!! ARE YOU CRAZY!

BlogMan: baby baby baby. I even got the date set so you’ll have time to heal by Valentines Day. Don’t you just love it?

By kinderbabe

February 7, 2007 02:47 PM | Link to this

sj not “kinderkink!” lmao you had me rollin over here. i guess we can be a little on the wild side especially in the summer.:) i really don’t hang out at all during the school year…no time. but in the summer, it’s on!

By MusingLee

February 7, 2007 02:52 PM | Link to this

SlimOne Do you keep your tonsils bedside? LOL

The next logical question would be. Do you have teeth?

Musing now ponders the moral dilemma of what to do with a 25-34 year old Women with no tonsils and no teeth.

By Laney

February 7, 2007 02:52 PM | Link to this

I am absolutely dying laughing over all this tonsillectomy talk — I have to get my tonsils out soon for MEDICAL REASONS and I had no idea there would be such a benefit! smiles

By SeanJohnson

February 7, 2007 02:54 PM | Link to this

@ KinderG…i saw pepa do that…and back in the day i was a big salt fan …i immediately switch to being a pepa fan…

By kinderbabe

February 7, 2007 03:00 PM | Link to this

slimone you crazy!!! randyt see you’re being like sj now, you can’t put all of us teachers on blast..lol.

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 03:03 PM | Link to this

Musing Sorry to inform you but Slim does have all her teeth real teeth…no fixtures or dentures.

Laney Oh well you’ll be part of the No Tonsils Club soon. So you may want to wait on that gel you spoke of earlier. Now when you’re all healed up don’t go jumping the gun so fast. Take your time…lol!

By Pharress_Beuller

February 7, 2007 03:04 PM | Link to this

@ X marks the spot

And I know your man must be happier than Bobby Brown at a crack sale!

You are female…right? I hope so or that would really spoil my mental.

By MusingLee

February 7, 2007 03:04 PM | Link to this

Musing now singing

Girl we been together, for a long long time….now I’m ready to lay it on the line…..Well you know its Valentines, and my heart is open wide…Got to give you something so you know what’s on my mind…A gift so special, it should take all your time….Take a look insideeeeee it’s my d/k in a box!

By Raqi

February 7, 2007 03:06 PM | Link to this

Sexi to answer your 2:05 post, if it’s a marathon you are looking to endure just plan it on a day off and at a nice quaint getaway. That way all he will need is time to recoup and then it’s on again. That’s my serious answer.

Now if you are wanting to see how many bangs you can achieve in the smallest amount of time, I say get him some viagra or some viaprin. That way even if he is dog tired his member may still be accessible for your mounting priviledges. LOL

By i'm swiss

February 7, 2007 03:06 PM | Link to this

“MEDICAL REASONS”

Riiiiiiiiiight. Let’s see, Laney… baking cookies, good taste in music, and now sex-toy parties w/ the girls & soon-to-be tonsil-less — now you’re just showing off. ;)

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 03:14 PM | Link to this

LOL….@Musing 1:32 post wayy 2 funny!!

@Slim one thanx for that one….4 hun?

@SeanJohnson, U think I took over the Blog? I’m just an acquiring mind. LOL….I’m actually saving myself for a BIG event & someone special. That’s all!! I hadn’t been celibent that long Geesh……….

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 03:14 PM | Link to this

Musing is that the song that was done on SNL I believe it was with Justin Timberlake? that was hilarious..lmao

By Pharress_Beuller

February 7, 2007 03:15 PM | Link to this

@Kinderbabe

Yeah, I saw Pepa administer her skills…made me go out and buy Salt n’ Pepa’s greatest hits!

Had me thinking that i was the only person who could do that…lol

Oooohhhh…Somebody has told on themselves (lol).

Now sending over a banana martini

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By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

February 7, 2007 03:16 PM | Link to this

kinderbabe The last two ladies I have spent months with are teachers…and both were keepers. Hey you have a believer here.

Musing

my d/k in a box!

This is what my ex-wife wanted in our divorce…ballz too, LOL. As Robin Williams said Ahhh divorce…from Roman word meaning to remove a man’s testi@les through his wallet. She got the money and I got to keep my ballz…a fair enough swap I suppose. LOL.

By Chocolate Peach

February 7, 2007 03:28 PM | Link to this

I’m cosigning SexiOne 1:47 post

I’m also co signing SlimOne 2:10 post. I too am 28…..

Go head NO!! tonsils chics I aint mad atcha…”Make it do what it do”

However in ref to that G.R. Cough drops always does the tool good & it’s a good, cool sensation feeling too so he tells me!!

By X marks the spot

February 7, 2007 03:39 PM | Link to this

Yes i’m a female PB

By SlimOne

February 7, 2007 04:04 PM | Link to this

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By Laney

February 7, 2007 04:15 PM | Link to this

sorry guys - something funky is up with the comments - got IT working on it.

By Raqi

February 7, 2007 04:15 PM | Link to this

Laney you done broke the blog. LOL

By Tater

February 7, 2007 04:21 PM | Link to this

Laney If you need practice after the surgery, you know where to find me ;-)

By MusingLee

February 7, 2007 04:32 PM | Link to this

The hamster running on the wheel that keeps the blog going must have died….My Condolences

By kinderbabe

February 7, 2007 04:43 PM | Link to this

well, looks like the blog is out. have a good night everyone!

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

February 7, 2007 04:44 PM | Link to this

If I have contributed to the demise of the Blog by the Blog police, I do apologize…and take partial responsibility for leading Laney down this eveil path.

By Alvin

February 7, 2007 04:46 PM | Link to this

GOOD NIGHT ALL

By Alvin

February 7, 2007 04:50 PM | Link to this

BLOG POLICE SHUT US DOWN FOR REAL FOR REAL…

By Laney

February 8, 2007 09:37 AM | Link to this

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