Misadventures in Atlanta

By Cinderella

October 30, 2006 08:35 AM | Link to this

Morning! Loving today’s topic!

sight- first thing I notice about a guy is his smile. I love the full lips with pretty straight teeth.

smell- a man freshly showered with no cologne smells yummy. Eyecandy’s natural scent is more attractive to me than anything in a bottle.

taste- since Laney wants to keep this G-rated, I’ll pass (wink)

sound- Love, Love, Love to lay with my man with the windows up and listening to the rain pour. Oh, and gotta have the ceiling fan going to.

touch- this is probably my favorite of all the senses. The soft, slow back stratch does it to me everytime!

By Raqi

October 30, 2006 09:00 AM | Link to this

Good Morning.

For me while dating and even more so now:

Sight: Clean cut and well groomed. Whatever it is he is wearing needs to be clean and nicely fitted.

Smell: There is a natural scent that a guy could have that would linger in my nostrils for hours, even after he has left the room.

Taste: White chocolate. While I love milk chocolate itself, there is something about white chocolate that more mild and….I don’t know, I can’t really describe it.

Sound: The sound of a steady hard rain beating against the window or pavement. Also the soft moan coming from him when he kisses me and it’s like the best thing he has ever tasted.

Touch: First and foremost I like to hold hands while playful finger wrestling in a very subtle way that it’s not really noticed by anyone else. And I love the feel of his facial stubble against my lower back in the wee hours of the morning.

By Blue_Kolla

October 30, 2006 09:07 AM | Link to this

What up Blog…

By Rod

October 30, 2006 09:17 AM | Link to this

I’ve read this blog long enough to know that most of these posters couldn’t care less about any of these topics. They just want to screw around as fast and as loose as they can. And they wonder why they can’t find a real mate!

By MusingLee

October 30, 2006 09:19 AM | Link to this

Morn’in All,

This topic should get the freaks out today…I’ll lurk a bit!

Now waiting for the supa freaky ladies to arrive to the Lurksville Starbucks

Go Falcons

By Jerome

October 30, 2006 09:19 AM | Link to this

Forget all that, just bang away baby!

By Deep Dimples formerly aka Darkbuty

October 30, 2006 09:26 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Everyone!!

Sight: I notice his level of attractiveness by observing the physique and the face. The second thing I notice is posture and the level of confidence he portrays

Smell: When a man gets out of the shower is the best to me. I have my favorite scents, but they haven’t beat Dove yet!

Taste: hmmm, if he went through alot of effort then it really doesn’t matter what he prepared. I’d be turned on by effort…..but I wouldn’t be mad at a pasta dish and somekind of chocolate dessert….then cocktails.

Sound: I cosign what Raqi said, plus a little soft music in the background…Freddy Jackson, etc

Touch: I love waking up early in the morning while he’s still sleeping and slowly rub his upper torso….then a slow smile comes across his face as he wakes up….

By Apple Bottom

October 30, 2006 09:34 AM | Link to this

Morning, i notice all those things listed above especially touch i’ll keep that to myself; have a nice day bloggers

Now joining Musing at Starbucks in lurksville

By NCgirlfromATL

October 30, 2006 09:36 AM | Link to this

Morning all! I hope everyone had a good weekend! Musings, order me a vente hot chocolate, and save me a seat in lurksville, please!

Sight: Pretty teeth, well-groomed hair, and a clean-cut, rugged look. If his knuckles are a little ashy, that’s ok…I like a man to look like a man!

Smell: I can’t stand “Mr. Too-Much-Cologne-Wearing Man! Soap and water is the best scent to me.

Taste: Hot chocolate on a cold night, or sweet iced tea…real brewed sweet iced tea, not that mix stuff!

Sound: His heartbeat.

Touch: I’m a hand-holder too. But, my fav is when a man rubs my head. Puts me right to sleep! My fav thing on a man is a bald head (or nearly bald). I love to massage his head while we’re watching tv. (keep it clean, people! lol!)

By Blatino Brutha

October 30, 2006 09:38 AM | Link to this

Morning, Blog!

Yo, does anyone else have the feeling that it’s gonna get repugant in here today before it’s all said and done???

By aggressively witty

October 30, 2006 09:46 AM | Link to this

Ima get to this topic but I gotta give credit where its due. Vick finally got some touch on his passes and the offense is doing its thing. In three weeks, when the falcons should be 7-2 we will really see what they are made of against baltimore.

Now dating senses

sight: a pretty face will get me all the time. I loves me a gal with a pretty face.

Smell: right now I am really digging “lovely” by sarah J parker, my wife requested, I bought and it really is a nice scent.

Taste: in my younger days if a broad served me up with a jim beam neat and some hot wings we were good. Now its more like Stella or a good wine with a really good bread or something made with an exotic cheese.

Sound: does the sound of pound count? hehehehe. I got nothing here.

Touch: I nto so secretly hate everything about my wifes long hair. Partly because when I met her she had a short do that was damn sexy, mostly because the hair is just a damn nuisance. But sometimes she will hug me or I will walk up behind her and kiss her on the neck and I have to brush the hair away and it feels really good, soft n stuff like a broad is supposed to feel.

By SeanJohnson

October 30, 2006 09:49 AM | Link to this

Sup Blog…making my way to the balcony…but i will be throwing popcorn down on the lower level as needed

By Bre'

October 30, 2006 10:02 AM | Link to this

Morning…..to all…early morning stretch.

Not to much to contribute on this one. I shall sit back and see which way this topic goes.

By Demi

October 30, 2006 10:22 AM | Link to this

Pulling up to Blog Headquarters in a 2007 stretch blog Range rover, candy painted Tootsie Roll purple and lime green, rolling on 26in grown men. Dropping down heavily tainted rear glass window

Cough. Cough

I am soooooo high, I can see Mars!!!

now rolling up rear window and enjoy the blog purple haze

U know, I think my 5 sense are a ‘BIT’ off….

By MusingLee

October 30, 2006 10:28 AM | Link to this

LOL @ demi

By Sexione

October 30, 2006 10:32 AM | Link to this

‘Morning Everyone!!

Off to join Musing and Apple in Lurksville Starbucks….they got anything besides coffee in hear?

GO FALCONS!!!

By NCgirlfromATL

October 30, 2006 10:37 AM | Link to this

Dang Demi, you lunchin’ already? lolol!

By Sexione

October 30, 2006 10:43 AM | Link to this

Oops…in here? (U can tell it’s Monday!!)

By Demi

October 30, 2006 10:47 AM | Link to this

Now stepping out of Stretch-stretch

Oop!! I miss a step…falling, falling, falling, falling…Mayne I know I am short, but this is a long long fall!!!…

Demi is still falling out of Stretch-stretch at this time

By Pharress_Beuller

October 30, 2006 10:48 AM | Link to this

What up BLOG! Hope you all had a well rested and productive weekend.

I may weigh in on this topicc later.

Now driving past Lurksville Starbucks and making a U turn to park when I see the abundance of lovely ladies going in

By Tazzee

October 30, 2006 11:00 AM | Link to this

Morning Folks!

First things first - GO FALCONS!!! although my heart did stop beating at the end of the game

Sight - I love a beautiful smile accompanied by a strong back and nice manly hands.

Smell - nothing in particular here, just don’t smell bad.

Taste - I love a fresh tasting mouth when we kiss, not too wet, not too dry. Foods, seafood and perhaps some good bread pudding with a nice rum sauce.

Sound - Any music will do, but if a man wants to get my juices flowing some Floetry and Carl Thomas will get me anytime. I also like the soft hum of the ceiling fan.

Touch - I like holding hands and rubbing my hand from the base of a man’s head down his neck. I absolutely love for a man to play in my hair - especially when he sticks his fingers up in there and massages my scalp.

AggWit I tried to add you to my yahoo friend list this weekend - you need to respond.

D Dub tried to email you, the address didn’t work.

Have a great Monday folks.

GO FALCONS!!!

By Yeah, I said It

October 30, 2006 11:02 AM | Link to this

Y do most…use this blog as a way to communicate w/you friends or co workers? If You’re not commenting on the topic then leave space for others whom are interested & get familar w/email or IM for crying out loud.

By Ken

October 30, 2006 11:04 AM | Link to this

Sight: Modesty, big blue eyes, and a wonderful smile. I don’t want a girl who dresses like she’s trying to pick up 20 other guys while she’s out with me. I’m with her, she’s with me. Now I’m all about her dressing up, looking great, but I think ya’ll know what I’m talking about.

Smell What’s your favorite scent — Anything with vanilla, brown sugar, or other sweet smells. I love it all! Also, those fruity shampoos… yeah, they get a bad wrap because of the cheesy commercials, but DANG they’re good! =)

Taste: I’m not so picky on this. I think it’s the mood of the restaurant, or the smells coming from the kitchen that are more exciting. What’s the ratio, 5 taste bud varieties and over 10,000 smells that your brain can register? Yeah, taste doesn’t matter so much =)

Sound: Nature is always a winner, but listening to a girl’s voice at different times of day is a very soothing sound.

Touch: Simple hugs, having a girl rest her head under your shoulder and let you hold her close. Curling up by a fireplace watching a movie in the fall (with vanilla candles burning) =)

By runninatl

October 30, 2006 11:08 AM | Link to this

Morning folk.

agg Yesterday was a preview of what Vick could do with a good O line and some real receivers who want the ball. The defense has too many holes to fill and Abraham has a history of injuries (while making millions to sit at home) so maybe one day they will wake up and surround Vick with some real talent at wide receiver. Then again, the Bengals D has never been that good so we’ll see how the second half of the season goes. Norwood definitely needs more touches though.

By Stinky Sullivan

October 30, 2006 11:09 AM | Link to this

WHERE MY PEOPLE AT?

I’m gonna keep this G-rated, but we all know the only sense that matters is FEEL.

Winks at the ladies out there, sS

By Demi

October 30, 2006 11:11 AM | Link to this

Now Tap dancing on Yeah, I said It face while still falling

I don’t know these people!!!

now going back to my regular programming of falling out of miraculously too high Stretch-stretch

By SexyLeggs

October 30, 2006 11:12 AM | Link to this

Sight - first thing is his teeth, then his attire and then his hair.

Smell - Calvin Klein’s “Obsession” gets me every time. However, the fresh shower smell is a definite turn on.

Taste - Shrimp cocktail and a semi-sweet white wine. Yummy

Sound - The sound of water in the background excites me. No, not a dripping faucet, but a soft waterfall (or even the rain).

Touch — A loving stroke against my cheek. I love, absolutely love, running my fingers through chest hairs.

By Laney

October 30, 2006 11:20 AM | Link to this

Bread pudding! Taz, you’re making me hungry. My coworkers and I watched Paula Deen making a Krispy Kreme bread pudding with butter rum sauce on Friday…I think we were all delirious by the end.

SexyLeggs, I agree about chest hair. I never thought I would like it, but I do! giggles

By kinderbabe

October 30, 2006 11:24 AM | Link to this

i’ll speak on smells…the paris hilton for men smells wonderful!

By MusingLee

October 30, 2006 11:30 AM | Link to this

LMAO @ demi and his nine mile fall from his stretch limo! LOLOLOLOL

As I said before, I love the sight of a Womans’ back and shoulders…I find that Ohh Soo Sexy…And don’t let her have a little glitter on them!!!

Skeet, Skeet, Skeet

Now making the OHHHhhh Face

By Demi

October 30, 2006 11:34 AM | Link to this

Stinky Sullivan that’s not true bruh…if it doesn’t smell right…I’m not hitting it

By Demi

October 30, 2006 11:37 AM | Link to this

SexyLeggs how are your doing sis, long time no read…

By LaniT

October 30, 2006 11:43 AM | Link to this

Good morning all,

Sight: The first thing I notice is the smile but filthy shoes or general unkempt appearance will turn me completely off no matter how nice the smile is.

Smell: I will have to agree with Cinderella, the fresh out the shower smell before the cologne is the absolute best.

Taste: (G-rated?? hmmmmmmm) I’ll go with pineapples. :-)

Sound: For me, it gets no better than laying my head on his chest and letting his heartbeat take me where it will.

Touch: I’m just a touchy feely person overall so whatever I can get my hands on I’m going to rub it and stroke it.

By Pharress_Beuller

October 30, 2006 11:46 AM | Link to this

On topic:

Sight: I love a stylish woman, it doesn’t have to be the latest this or that, just a great sense of style. Physically…nice lips, nice hips and pretty feet.

Smell: Any of those Vicky Secret fruity smelling lotions or that Jessica Simpson sweet smelly tasty stuff…man, that ish is soooo girly to me and I love it on a woman.

Taste: The aftertaste of fruity lip-gloss from a peck on the lips from a woman.

Sound: Late night whispers in the dark when we’re just talking about life and it’s ups and downs.

Touch: I’m a sucker for a woman with soft hands that just rubs my head and lightly scratches the nape of my neck along with the feel of her whispering something funny in my ear.

By MusingLee

October 30, 2006 11:48 AM | Link to this

SexyLeggs If you like chest hair then you’ll love this!

Now grabbing shirt and tearing away the buttons like Hulk Hogan, exposing the soft “taco meat” and allowing SexyLeggs to get a handful

How you like me now!?!?!?

By Demi

October 30, 2006 11:48 AM | Link to this

MusingLee I agree with you on women with lovely shape back and shoulders…so young cutie will find warm melted coco or fudge poured down her spine and lick off super slow…now thats hotter than the Matix!!!

said while hit the Bankhead bounce low and coming back up with the reeling in a fish motion…while falling

By Sexione

October 30, 2006 11:49 AM | Link to this

Looks like that G rating is fading fast.LOL!!!

By SexyLeggs

October 30, 2006 11:53 AM | Link to this

Demi - hey girl, how are you. I haven’t been online for a while. No doubt I’ve missed some very interesting topics. Laney, as usual you gave another good topic. However, that “G-rated taste” sense is keeping everyone politically correct…nobobdy saying what they really want to say…ROFLMAO

By NCgirlfromATL

October 30, 2006 11:54 AM | Link to this

so young cutie will find warm melted coco or fudge poured down her spine and lick off super slow

looking at her vente hot chocolate in a whole new light…

By Demi

October 30, 2006 11:54 AM | Link to this

Some young cutie sorry

By Apple Bottom

October 30, 2006 11:59 AM | Link to this

Demi you’re too funny, are you still falling :)

By Apple Bottom

October 30, 2006 12:03 PM | Link to this

Yep, this is a real G Rated Blog today

Musing, i’m going to put on a special top just for you, so can i get a massage with some of your “special oil” and don’t forget your “wooden stick” :), pull that table out from the back room so i can stretch my body

By Stinky Sullivan

October 30, 2006 12:13 PM | Link to this

To quote my boys from H-town, back in the day.

Good loving body rockin’ knockin boots all night long, yeah Making love until we’re tired, till the break of dawn.oh come on Oh come on and turn the lights down and let me get on it yeah Cause when I do just me and you, it’ll be so right

sS

By Demi

October 30, 2006 12:14 PM | Link to this

Demi - hey girl, how are you

SexyLeggs I am a dude, you’ve hurt poor demigod’s feelings

NC yeah try it in front of the fire place this winter…guarantee to put a smile on your lovely face.

Apple Bottom check this out:

now doing the kid’n’play twist, followed by the leg lock into a back flip…all while still…falling…out of all things, A LIMO!!!!

By Tazzee

October 30, 2006 12:15 PM | Link to this

Laney - no raisins in the bread pudding for me. I can only imagine what a Krispy Kreme bread pudding tastes like. pouting we don’t have Krispy Kreme out here. Which, I guess is a good thing.

Kissing after eating something cold is also good - like a popsicle. I can’t do ice cream because I’m slightly lactose intolerant. The after effects would spoil any mood, LOL.

By Apple Bottom

October 30, 2006 12:17 PM | Link to this

Demi lol

By Tazzee

October 30, 2006 12:17 PM | Link to this

speaking of falling - have you guys seen the latest commercial with The Lebrons? Too funny!

By Apple Bottom

October 30, 2006 12:20 PM | Link to this

Anybody know where i can find a recipe for a Sweet Potato Cream Cheese Pie????

By Laney

October 30, 2006 12:21 PM | Link to this

haha. well, maybe I’ll allow a PG rating if y’all are nice ;)

By THE INFAMOUS DK

October 30, 2006 12:24 PM | Link to this

What up..

Sight: A nice walk and a nice style to match.. Oh and some stillettos on some nice long legs. Showing the assets in some nice jeans, skirt, dress or slacks… Just a confident bad babe flirting with me. The look we have the first time the connection is truly made. Pretty teeth, freshly done hair and a smile that invites you in. Eyes that speak to you..

Sound: A conversation that goes on forever without trying to find the words. The sound of Rain, also nice downtempo music playing in the background.. Us smashing and talking to each other.

Smell: Victoria Secrets anythang, especially pear.

Taste: Any meal she prepared for me with love and tenderness. I too love the taste of lip gloss after a quick peck..

Touch: A nice close hug when we see each other like she missed me, while laying her head on my chest.. To grab her buttocks and pull her hair as we take each other. The first slow soft meaningful kiss.

By SexyLeggs

October 30, 2006 12:25 PM | Link to this

MusingLee that’s exactly how I want it…loving you right now…LOL

By MusingLee

October 30, 2006 12:26 PM | Link to this

Tazzee That commercial is pretty funny…I like the leg tuck…Those are not his dayum legs…LOLOLOLOL

Now pulling out wooden spoon from its dusty case and warming up the peanut oil in front of the blog fire place…about to turn some AppleBottom into apple sauce

By SexyLeggs

October 30, 2006 12:29 PM | Link to this

Demi - So so sorry, I forgot Demi stood for Demigod…I’ve been gone too long..Please forgive me. I glad you remmebered ME

By NCgirlfromATL

October 30, 2006 12:31 PM | Link to this

I can’t do ice cream because I’m slightly lactose intolerant. The after effects would spoil any mood, LOL.

ROTFLMAO!!! Sorry, but that’s as funny to me as Demi’s 3 hour fall from the limo. (Not that you’re lactose intolerant, but that you’d think about it when kissing someone who has eaten ice cream.) Hey, maybe he can pick up some Lactade pills for you on his way down, so you can be prepped for the ice-cream kiss? I don’t want you to have the BG’s, girl!

By Raqi

October 30, 2006 12:41 PM | Link to this

Since there’s not a lot going on I’ll put out something that was observed/discussed at lunch with my friend Design, two other acquaintances and myself. We saw this couple kiss and that sparked a convo on the best kisses. (I am bored so I may as well touch to you all)

My favorite are the ones that catch you off guard like:

Does anyone else have a particular type or area to be kissed (G-rated!!!)? (Really I am bored)

By Apple Bottom

October 30, 2006 12:44 PM | Link to this

Musing, i love “Apple Sauce” can you add a little cinnamon to mine please, thanks hun

Did anyone else see “Flava of Love Reunion” last night, it was sooo funny!!!!

By QueDogTeaching

October 30, 2006 12:45 PM | Link to this

Sight- Toned Legs, had a girl friend who used to use the stick cocoa butter, and they used to shine. A happy woman, who is smiling, and not mean mugging

Smell- Just smell good. Not just soap, get a fragrance. Not the old school Victoria Secrets sprays, lotions, and body washes, be original. This may sound funny but I used to date a girl who used to use Johnsons baby lotion. It was off the chain. Also hair-do’s right out of the beauty Salon.

Taste- This may sound real old school, but the flavored lip gloss women used to wear, Or Now and Laters or Jolly Ranchers when kissing. Still keep those on dates.

Sound- Laughter. Also to hear a woman Smiling through the phone. To hear the little girl in every woman when she is being sweet, and to hear the grown woman when she is being naughty.

Touch- The feel when you get in the bed and her body is warm. To feel the warmth, and softness of a woman when she first gets out of the shower, and also ( the dog in me) public hairs soft and warm out of the shower. Just sit it in my hand

By Apple Bottom

October 30, 2006 12:49 PM | Link to this

Demi your limo must be in space if it’s taking you that long to fall and reach the ground, i’m going to lunch hopefully you’ll be back by then

Musing i hope you’ve got something good for me “Big Daddy”* ;)

By Sidelines

October 30, 2006 12:53 PM | Link to this

Afternoon everyone,

Apple, you should be able to find any recipe on recipe.com!

Laney, not sure how your topic is gonna turn out by the end of the day…cause it looks like it’s “gettin’ hot in here” already…lol!

Sight: A beautiful smile with clean straight teeth of course…someone with a sense of style and a nice walk/swagger to himself.

Sound: I’ll have to agree with DK on this one…a conversation that just flows is a beautiful thing with a glass of wine, soft music and of course the sound of rain.

Smell: The smell of a man freshly showered, the smell of a man’s cologne (but just a hint, not smoldering), I personally love the smell of Angel for Men.

Taste: A tender kiss from him, and that’s all I can on this.

Touch: When a man slides his hand down my back as if to escort me as were walking or when I message his neck and nape of his head.

By Foots (aka Toya)

October 30, 2006 12:54 PM | Link to this

LOL @ Apple Bottom your limo must be in space if it’s taking you that long to fall and reach the ground

By Pharress_Beuller

October 30, 2006 12:57 PM | Link to this

@Apple Bottom

Awww man…Even though I have such a love/hate relationship with that show. I did watch it.

My comedic nature loves a good laugh, but my pride (dressed in a suit, bow-tie and specs) scream foolery.

But hey, it’s TV - I digress.

By SexyLeggs

October 30, 2006 01:02 PM | Link to this

Oh Yeah I said it - in case you haven’t noticed, but this site is run by Demi, Musing Lee, Apple Bottom, The Infamous DK, NCGirlfromATL, runninatl, BlueKolla and sometimes ME. That’s why the topic is commented on but always, I mean always turn into a conversation strictly between the bloggers. However, we always come back to the task at hand….now you know!!!

By SexyLeggs

October 30, 2006 01:10 PM | Link to this

Sorry if I’ve left any of the regulars off my list to Oh Yeah I said It.

By Tazzee

October 30, 2006 01:13 PM | Link to this

LOL NCgirl I meant that if I ate ice cream and tried to kiss someone, LOL. Yeah, that would be some serious lactose intolerance if I couldn’t kiss someone that ate ice cream. too funny.

By SexyLeggs

October 30, 2006 01:15 PM | Link to this

Infamous DK you would absolutely love me. If you like a nice, sexy, long gait, very stylish with long legs, I’m your woman (size 4). LOL

By Demi

October 30, 2006 01:28 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs you are forgiven…now come over here so I can accidentally pour some warm coco down your spine, LOL

Apple Bottom turn Apple Sauce funnie-funnie:

now doing the “Mike Tyson” while still falling…

Punch-punch Fall down!!Punch-punch* Fall down.

By 4theLongHaul

October 30, 2006 01:33 PM | Link to this

HEy y’all. GOODNESS, you can tell it’s Monday I guess, seeing that it’s 1:27 in the afternoon and only 65 posts! Dang!

On topic

Sight A well groomed, welled dressed man. I LOVE a man in a suit. My SO is a GREAT wearer of them. I see him in suits or slacks & a shirt more than I see him in jeans & gym shoes. But whatever he wears, he knows how to hook an outfit up from head to toe ALL the time, even when dressed down! And I love a beautifully kept face/skin. LOVE facial hair (well groomed, of course. No Grizzly Adams!)

Sound A man’s voice saying, “Baby, I love your or appreciate you”. Woo! You can get whatever you want! (of course, the disclaimer is that I have to know that you mean it!) And I love the sound of rain and thunder or the sound of a man’s voice when he’s real tired (or shall I say, my SO’s voice). It’s deep and real relaxed.

Smell Fresh out the shower with Dove or Caress soap! Umph! And I love Izzy Myoki (ok, I know I butchered the spelling) and I’m still a sucker for Obsession.

Touch My man’s hands against my bare skin. The touch of his face. Love to have a man play with my hair and/or massage my head. Umph…..

Taste The taste of the SLIGHT saltiness of his neck or the feel of his lips against mine (any body part will suffice!)…..

My 2 cents.

Demi check your G-mail guy.

By THE INFAMOUS DK

October 30, 2006 01:46 PM | Link to this

SexyLeggs I heard that.. Yeah sounds like you might be alright..

By abc

October 30, 2006 01:49 PM | Link to this

Well, all these sound like things people dig about their SO and not so much dating preferences. Not surprisingly, they all sound about the same, i.e. clean, fragrant, well dressed, good tasting and attentive.

If they show up in Harley-wear, burp at the table, have malodorous feet when they remove their boots to scratch their athlete’s foot, slap the waiter, and chew with their mouth open, they ahem might not get an invite for a second date. Otherwise, they prolly cool.

By LaniT

October 30, 2006 01:54 PM | Link to this

Raqi I have to agree with you on the kiss to take the words right out of my mouth in a “discussion”. Nothing better. :-)

By abc

October 30, 2006 02:19 PM | Link to this

Young dude takes his blind date to the amusement park, but she seems bored.

“What would you like to do?” he asked.

“I’d like to get weighed!” said the girl.

So he took her to have her weight guessed and won her a prize, rode the roller coaster and the ferris wheel, but she still seemed bored.

“What else would you like to do?” he asked.

“I’d like to get weighed!” said the girl.

“What a drag”, thought young dude, and he took the girl home. Her mom was surprised to see her home so early, and asked “What’s the matter dear, didn’t you have a good time?”

“Wousy!” said the girl.

By Sexione

October 30, 2006 02:30 PM | Link to this

abc…hahaha!!

Finally, something to liven up the day. I’ve never seen the blog so quiet. Everyone must be feeling like me today…bah humbug!!!! (I know it’s too early for that.)

By Blue_Kolla

October 30, 2006 02:31 PM | Link to this

Hmmm looks like yoll in slow motion today. Check this though…

Funny Weekend Convo:

Beyotchazz Dude: Hello is this Blue?

Blue: Yeah this is Blue… who dis?

Beyotchazz Dude: Don’t call my wife no more nicca… Bullluuue… click.

Blue: thinking to self: Now WTF was that all about? I don’t even do married chicks! LOL*

Kicker: Fool called me from the house phone… as if I don’t know how to half-azz use a computer. Luckily, I’m a nice guy.

By Sexione

October 30, 2006 02:37 PM | Link to this

OOhhhh, Blue, who’s woman you been creeping with? Just kidding :-)

By SeanJohnson

October 30, 2006 02:42 PM | Link to this

@ Blue…lol..man stop messing up happy homes.. homes.

By Blue_Kolla

October 30, 2006 02:43 PM | Link to this

Sexione sidebar me on yahoo.

By Laney

October 30, 2006 02:48 PM | Link to this

oh, Sexione, it’s never too early to bah humbug…I went to buy Kleenex (KLEENEX!) the other day and the only packages they had had Christmas decorations on it….ridiculous.

By Apple Bottom

October 30, 2006 02:48 PM | Link to this

Demi have you landed yet? I heard Alicia Keys - Falling while out for lunch;

now listening to BK’s blog song Creep by TLC

Went to recipe.com still saw no sweet potato recipe, so i’ll just go with the recipe i have and add some cream cheese

By 4theLongHaul

October 30, 2006 02:49 PM | Link to this

Blue Boy, what (or who) you done done?!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

By Blue_Kolla

October 30, 2006 02:54 PM | Link to this

SeanJ Mayne I don’t deal with married/seperated chicks for just that reason. Fools calling me in the middle of the night. I mean foreal doh, if she was there did dude think that I would send her home just because he called? LOL But then I was wondering, what chick has lied to me about their status?

By MusingLee

October 30, 2006 02:56 PM | Link to this

Back from having lunch at the Lurkvilles Cheateah Club

BK Man, you’d betta stop putting smiles on the faces of married Women!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOL

abc Man..where do you keep getting those jokes…hahahahahahaha

Oh and SexieOne, you have any room in that blog cube for a sexytwo some!?!?!? You sound tastier than a plate of neck-bones!

By Sexione

October 30, 2006 02:57 PM | Link to this

Laney….tell me about it. My child and I were just laughing about decorations out too soon and up toooo long.

Blue….can’t get to my yahoo til later. What’s up with you today?

By SexyLeggs

October 30, 2006 03:03 PM | Link to this

Hey Demi sorry for not getting right back to you, but I would love some of that cocco running down my spine. hope you can catch it before it gets to fall, but if not….it’s ALL good….LOL

By SeanJohnson

October 30, 2006 03:06 PM | Link to this

@ Blue….man who ever the female is …she is messy….that is not like a woman to get caught like that..But you did the right thing by just hanging up…

By Sexione

October 30, 2006 03:10 PM | Link to this

Musing…you so bad, too funny!! Hope you like your neckbones SPICY!!!

Blue….the email address linked here is real, feel free to use it (just remember I can’t access it til I get home). I guess the links still work, huh guys?

By AJC President

October 30, 2006 03:15 PM | Link to this

This blog is such a waste of time.

By Blue_Kolla

October 30, 2006 03:19 PM | Link to this

Sexione Chillin’… just layin’ low.

Would yoll help me out? ABC’s joke shot right over my head. LOL

By Sexione

October 30, 2006 03:24 PM | Link to this

Blue….she had bad speech….weighed (layed/leighed)….wousy (lousy). Get it?? lol

By THE INFAMOUS DK

October 30, 2006 03:27 PM | Link to this

Blue Check it:

Sucka DJ: Dont call my wife

Infamous: What you trippin on I left it wet for ya.

Sucka DJ: Huh, what!?

Infamous: You should be thanking me for keeping your home happy, havent you noticed her smile lately…

I mean if you foolish enough to call me I am gonna give you way more than you were looking for..

By THE INFAMOUS DK

October 30, 2006 03:29 PM | Link to this

Blue After that I would have laughed and called him a sucka. Then hung up..

By Apple Bottom

October 30, 2006 03:30 PM | Link to this

abc’s joke did’nt only go right over my head, hell it landed on top of it; ok i did’nt get it :(

By abc

October 30, 2006 03:30 PM | Link to this

Dude and a new girl were doing the do in the back seat of his car out back in the woods when she stopped him and said, “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you this before, but I’m really a hooker and you need to pay me $50 if you want to keep going.”

Dude thought a moment, gave her $50 and got it on. Afterwards, he sat behind the wheel and looked at the new girl.

“Aren’t you going anywhere?” she asked.

Dude replied, “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you this before, but I’m really a taxi driver and the fare back to town is $75.”

By Demi

October 30, 2006 03:32 PM | Link to this

4theLongHaul heeeeyyy sister, hope you day is going well…

SexyLeggs I’ll just dig in what Kym calls “Demi’s never ending bag of tricks” and slow time down Matrix style…watch me catch dem drops real cool like,

Apple Bottom Forget the sexy Ms.keys, how about…the Afro Man!!!…I was suppose to land by now, but I got high…I am looking for the ground, but I got high…I’d done slip and fell out of the truck and I know wwwwwhhhhyyyy Why dog? Cause I got high, cause I got, cause I got highhhhhh, ya

Now patiently waiting for the ground to appear

By 4theLongHaul

October 30, 2006 03:35 PM | Link to this

Infamous YOU are stupid! LOL! But then again, since he has YOUR home # too, your address can be googled as well! So don’t get cocky!

By Blue_Kolla

October 30, 2006 03:36 PM | Link to this

Hey it’s monday and I took the word “blind” literally. I’m in idiot slow-mode today. LOL

By 4theLongHaul

October 30, 2006 03:39 PM | Link to this

What up Demi!!!!

By Blue_Kolla

October 30, 2006 03:42 PM | Link to this

DK Yous a fool. But foreal doh, I was like how is a dude gon’ call another man that he might be suspecting of laying down the wood to his ol’ lady? Now that’s trippin’. Zero pride.

By Blue_Kolla

October 30, 2006 03:43 PM | Link to this

Apple You’re slow today too. LOL

Blogmates I think yoll might be on point for a record-low in posts today.

By Sexione

October 30, 2006 03:46 PM | Link to this

LOL @ Blue….that’s ok, sweetie, we all seem to be in the twilight zone or something today!! Were you able to link to my email?

Demi…you’d better stop smoking that stuff…..you may never see the ground again!! :-0

By Apple Bottom

October 30, 2006 03:47 PM | Link to this

Okay Demi well i guess if you had on one of your famous capes you would’ve landed by now, do you think you’ll land in time to enjoy Thanksgiving? Since you got high you’re probably falling from the unknown planet of “Upofodopoliss”

By 4theLongHaul

October 30, 2006 03:47 PM | Link to this

BK Yeah man. It’s 3:47 and haven’t hit 100 yet! Dang! I’m still half sleep…..

By Demi

October 30, 2006 03:50 PM | Link to this

Blue sup, replace the “W” with “L” on ABC’s joke, but I could be wrong…

Today was pretty hot,

I think I see the gound

By Apple Bottom

October 30, 2006 03:55 PM | Link to this

Yep BK i’m slow too but not alone! :)

By Crazy NY Dude not MusingLee

October 30, 2006 03:55 PM | Link to this

Yo son, Don’t be call’in my female son. Yo, I’s told you I was gonna wife shorty up.

Said while shorty sneaks out of the back door to a waiting DK’s ride

I guess I’d betta call dat dude too, and tell him to leave my shorty alone…

Now leaving message on shorty cell phone

“I gots Mad love for you, why you such a’Oe though?!?!”

By NCgirlfromATL

October 30, 2006 03:58 PM | Link to this

high-fiving 4THL on the stellar use of the ACME voice-change-o machine this weekend…Blue was all discombobulated and stuff! But, what WAS that snorting sound he kept making? lololol!! Searching for Musings roller skate retailer for more Halloween hijinks!

By Demi

October 30, 2006 04:04 PM | Link to this

Sexione I can’t, I am on the grade A blog green

4th g-mail

Since you got high you’re probably falling from the unknown planet of “Upofodopoliss”

Apple Bottom LOL now the that’s cold!!!! LOLOL ROTFLMAF

Hey Laney, will I get rewarded for the blog longest free fall from a Limo on 26in grown men?

By 4theLongHaul

October 30, 2006 04:05 PM | Link to this

NCgirl Girl, I had to read your post a couple of times to figure out what the HECK you were talking about. Haaa!!! Don’t reveal my secrets. I like seeing Blue with his draws in a wad!!!!!! hahahahah

By Officer Musirello

October 30, 2006 04:09 PM | Link to this

Wearing large 70’s style cop shades along with brown CHiP’s style uniform…Hiding motor bike behind large road sign, covering bike with pine straw and ducking behind large tree with radar gun….

“I’m gonna jump out and scare the Ishh outta this traffic”

Jumping from behind large tree and scaring the Ishh outta oncoming traffic and causing 20 car pile up….Hopping onto motorbike and getting the hellz outta here…not even taking the time to remove the pinestraw…Glancing back at the pileup from overtop of 70 style shades

By 4theLongHaul

October 30, 2006 04:12 PM | Link to this

Demi You are insane and I already hollered back at you..GM.

By NCgirlfromATL

October 30, 2006 04:19 PM | Link to this

4THL, I was just pulling you into the Blue drama. lol! But, I can’t comment on Blue’s drawers being in a wad, b/c this is a G-rated show. lol!

rewinding my traffic cam showing Officer Musirello pour oil down the on-ramp from Courtland (a la, the Black Mad Magazine dude) causing both an environmental hazard, and another 20 car pile up…and shipping it off to America’s Funniest Home Videos, and the Sauces.

By Poisonous Pene

October 30, 2006 04:22 PM | Link to this

Ignatius, Poison Pene here. If you still read this, hit me up tommorrow so we can catch up. So much to tell you and the lovely Miss Ignatius. Love to both of you and hope all has been well.

By Officer Musirello

October 30, 2006 04:31 PM | Link to this

Now driving past 20 car pile as if this is the first time seeing it…Shaking head while passing by other officers…

“What’s wrong with these drivers, huh?!?! Don’t know how to drive I tell ya!”

Now driving away…Taco meat blowing in the wind as I patrol the streets of Hotlanta

By Blue_Kolla

October 30, 2006 04:31 PM | Link to this

Sexione Nope, can’t link. What’s the procedure?

By Officer Musirello

October 30, 2006 04:33 PM | Link to this

Arriving to the office of Ncgirl to confiscate alleged video tape…prepared to work up a sweat if need be

By Apple Bottom

October 30, 2006 04:34 PM | Link to this

I’m signing off now have a nice evening all!

Demi, let me say this to you now cause i doubt if you make it for the holidays

Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas & Happy New Year Demi

good nite all!!

By Laney

October 30, 2006 04:35 PM | Link to this

Yes Demi, what kind of prize would you like?

By Blue_Kolla

October 30, 2006 04:41 PM | Link to this

LongHaul/NC exhales… yoll got jokes I see. I’m too fatigued to even come back… LOL

By NCgirlfromATL

October 30, 2006 04:44 PM | Link to this

cracking my knuckles, doing a couple of girl-push ups, quad stretches and lunges and whipping off my royal blue, satin boxing robe…giving Officer Musirello a reason to work up a sweat.

By Demi

October 30, 2006 04:47 PM | Link to this

Laney a parachute would be nice…I’ve been falling since 9am this morning and the ground looks pretty hard from this distance (1 foot)

Apple Bottom you have a great day Ms. Apple sauce, made with cinnomon’n’spice and everything nice

By 4theLongHaul

October 30, 2006 04:47 PM | Link to this

Sorry BK Just entertaining ourselves for this boring blog day. So are you worried at all that this dude might try to take it further?

By Demi

October 30, 2006 04:52 PM | Link to this

I got 5 on NC!!!!

By Apple Bottom

October 30, 2006 04:54 PM | Link to this

thanks Demi hopefully you would have landed on your feet tomorrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

By Demi

October 30, 2006 04:55 PM | Link to this

now hugging stone cold ground…I miss you baaaaaby

Good Night All