Misadventures in Atlanta

By COB

April 26, 2006 08:21 AM | Link to this

I cannot stand it when a man starts talking about all the material things he has, or how much money he makes, or what he is planning on buying next. It is such a turn off to me.

By Peaches & Creamy

April 26, 2006 08:23 AM | Link to this

Morning Bloggers/Bloggetts

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 08:29 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Everyone!! Happy Hump day!!

By Pandora's Box ®

April 26, 2006 08:34 AM | Link to this

Happy Professional Admin’s Day And good morning bloggers!

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 08:40 AM | Link to this

Here’s how to lose a girl (like me) in LESS than 10 minutes….. if I look down and your dress shoes are white, red, green, blue, orange or purple. Or if they are scuffed up and ran over. God help me if they are one of the mentioned colors and scuffed up. Also, if your finger nails aren’t clean, I’m OUT! Or, if your teeth are jacked up, I”M OUT! A minor imperfection, I could possibly over look, but if it looks like somebody stuck a piece of dynamite in your mouth, I’M OUT! Now some people with jacked up teeth may have a problems with saving their pennies for repairs, in that case they should’nt be out at the club/resturant/bar anyway. If your teeth are yellow. I’M OUT! No excuse for that. God forbid if your teeth are jacked up and yellow. If a man can’t clean his mouth and his hands, what makes you think he gonna clean his azz????

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 08:43 AM | Link to this

ok yall…. I know this has happened to me a lot online… When Guys first email me they always start off talking about sex and what we could do… The only thing I write in my emails are hi and how you doing?? That is such a turn off it’s not even funny! Why do guys think this is cute?? It’s hard trying to find someone who is meaningful and really wants to meet you just to hang out and not just to bang!

By Hoyden

April 26, 2006 08:44 AM | Link to this

Morning All

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 08:44 AM | Link to this

Morning everybody

By Kym

April 26, 2006 08:45 AM | Link to this

THANK YOU COB!!! I hate that too. My God I dont care what kind of “whip you are rolling if it is dubs or duckies” Just plain stupid. An might I add that I can not and will not talk to a man with gold teeth. I dont care if it is one or several that mess is just nasty.

By Dawn

April 26, 2006 08:46 AM | Link to this

Hey All,

Eh Hem,

Does that “Bring up the fact that you live with your momma” apply to both sexes?

Im just saying…. :>)

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 08:46 AM | Link to this

Mernin people.

@Jewel I got that book title written down and I’m gonna look for it this weekend if I have time.

Ok, I’m gonna vent now. I’m real salty that everyone waited until after I left to drink their crunk juice and get it poppin on here yesterday. Not everyone is trying to be up in the office until 5pm, especially since I don’t like my job and can’t stand some of my co-workers…lol. So I’m boycotting the topic till later. I got “Round here” with Memphis Bleek and T.I. playing in my Ipod right now so if you put some nonsense out there this morning I’m coming after ya!…lol. My boss is out today so I’m straight clowning and instigating this morning..:-)

But first, let me go over to sales and sexually harass a few women, get my touchy feely on, I’ll be back….lmao.

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 08:50 AM | Link to this

tartar…grubby hands…gold teeth…being super ghetto…calling me shawty or ma when you don’t know me…

and i’m sure i can think of some others…

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 08:51 AM | Link to this

morning all! well this is good to be a fun topic….where thug at? hear some cats when down in bankhead, last night. according to fox news, atlanta largest bust since Miami boys failed experiment.

free thug

oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 09:00 AM | Link to this

LOLOLOL @ Lahlah and @ Runnin!!! LahLah I feel your pain….. I have actually dated a dude who wouldn’t clean his booty….. Yuck it was so nasty!!!! He had vampire teeth too… You better go to the dentist and get them shaved down…. Yuck

By Bre'

April 26, 2006 09:02 AM | Link to this

Runnin You are a nut.

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 09:04 AM | Link to this

slipshod grooming…not properly washing your face or cleaning your ears…dirty tennis shoes…

later on down the line…raggedy draws…dingy socks…it’s okay to throw away socks and underwear when they start wearing out…they don’t cost THAT much to replace…

really…how hard is it to buy a new pack of underwear and socks every month or so…

By kdkdkd

April 26, 2006 09:08 AM | Link to this

ckfdkfkf

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 09:12 AM | Link to this

Morn’in All,

This should be an exciting topic today…My man Runnin is back…Yeah, now all I need is for Page to show up.

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 09:12 AM | Link to this

i dont date no woman i cant bring home to my mom, sorry, no h*’s section please

yeaaaahhhh

By Been Thru It All

April 26, 2006 09:12 AM | Link to this

Dayum….we can’t get no love for the gold teeth!!!!!

Even if its from a different time in my misguided life!!!!

note to self, need to make me a dentists appt.

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 09:14 AM | Link to this

underwear is not designed to last forever…

ladies…that cute little matching set that you bought at vicky’s LAST summer…that you’ve been wearing at least once a week, washing and throwing in the dryer…it’s fading…is getting raggedy…and it ain’t as cute as it was ten months ago…throw that mess away…

hint…male or female…if the elastic in yo’ draws is starting to slack and / or hang down…and you have to trim it off…throw them sum’bytches away…it ain’t sexy…

By Pandora's Box ®

April 26, 2006 09:15 AM | Link to this

Bad teeth and breath are an automatic turn off for me.

By cadillac

April 26, 2006 09:16 AM | Link to this

Good Mornting @ Lah-“stuck a piece of dynamite in your mouth” that is crucial and dangerous!! LOL

By Tom

April 26, 2006 09:16 AM | Link to this

1 - Smokers! That 10 turns into a 2 as soon as she picks up a cigarette. Anyone wanting a death wish is not worth my time.

2 - Bad Attitude. Why waste your time.

3 - Too Much Makeup! Oh my, if she puts it on with a paint roller then I’m outta there.

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 09:18 AM | Link to this

@ sJeaSexyCool you would be surprise on how many people got on old dirty draws right now….. I hope they don’t get in an accident….. Also when you are about to meet someone and you know you will be hooking up at least put on some perfume and or cologne and change your dirty mud streak draws…. Funk is not cute……

By NYC living in CA

April 26, 2006 09:19 AM | Link to this

good day all

By DasKrait2

April 26, 2006 09:19 AM | Link to this

can we use our old socks and underwear, after cutting them down, as rags for say, gasket sealer or roof tar? LOL. Not a request for permission. chuckle

on that thought, though, do guys color-coordinate their underwear for what they are wearing that day? even when no one else will see them? except for the paramedics should there be an accident.

Good Morning ALL,

Can I add my pet-peeve of women say mid-thirties who think it is cute to sound like a 12-year-old? Sure, there may be a place and time for that, but all the &@#&$! time? geeez…..

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 09:20 AM | Link to this

Not 1 gold teeth but how about a whole dayum grill with a least 3-6 tat’s

By SWFINATL

April 26, 2006 09:22 AM | Link to this

If you mention the size,shape or what you could do with my booty in the first ten minutes your out. I hate that. Why do men think that is okay?

By DasKrait2

April 26, 2006 09:22 AM | Link to this

okay, since I am on a roll, something I thought of when I saw the hilarious Thank You For Smoking weekend or two ago. well, after, when I used the restroom on the way out.

You know how we are taught to wash our hands after using the restroom? How come we are not taught to wash our hands BEFORE we use the restroom, what with all the germs on doorknobs, money, many other things we touch daily, it seems it would make sense to make sure our hands are clean before we touch our privates.

just a “Deep Thoughts kind of moment. chuckle

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 09:23 AM | Link to this

I got action! Fish on the line!:

@**Third, not what do you expect to get on the internet, that’s full of pedophiles, perverts, molesters, etc??? That’s like complaining about getting hit on while wearing a bathing suit at Freak Nik. It comes with the territory so check that today, not having it!…:-)

@Dawn Mail Call before I let you have it…lol.

@Bre Morning, I just make it do what it do.

“Some cut” by Trillville playing now, I gotta back over to sales later!

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 09:25 AM | Link to this

@sJeaSexyCool it shouldn’t be that hard for a man to replace his drawls once a month if need be. Speaking of drawls….. Story I’ve been dating a guy for 2 1/2 months. The brotha has it going highly educated, home owner, great conversation, intelligent, handsome, house clean, knows how to treat a lady, honest and just for kicks, he has a nice whip too. This past weekend I was in his room watching him get dressed for us to go to a party when I saw it! This 37 year old man was putting on holey drawls to go out! I could not believe that ish! He had on boxer briefs and he had a big azz hole in the inside leg part. I was thinking to myself, I could see if he was about to go cut the grass or wash his car or something but this fool was about to step out on the town! I was disgusted. I don’t know what to do. I don’t want to seem shallow, but I don’t know if I can get past that. I mean what if he was in a accident or something and all my friends were around tyring to make sure he was ok… the ambulance had to come and rip off his pants to get to the wound and everyone saw that big azz hole in his undies! My girls would never let me live that one down.

By 2 can play that game©

April 26, 2006 09:26 AM | Link to this

mawnin……

you can lose me in a heartbeat if: 1) you come over to my crib and start telling me what you don’t like or what you’d change; 2)you’re fat! (nah, cause you wouldn’t even get me!) 3)you lie! 4)you cheat! or any other underhanded, shady, stunts…..

By DasKrait2

April 26, 2006 09:27 AM | Link to this

I did a work-lunch last Friday, someone left here, and I was the only one who went to the restroom and washed my hands before the group meal. That is pretty common, that I am the only one washing hands before the meal. Personally I do not care if they do not, just don’t hand-feed me while we are eating.

Like in the movie Firewall, bad guy and Ford use the restroom together, another guy leaves a stall and does not wash his hands. Bad guy says “See, he did not even wash his hands; why you should never eat bar peanuts”.

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 09:29 AM | Link to this

Morning All, I’d like to trumpet the makeup remark. What’s wrong a woman JUST wearing some lip gloss and mayyy-be a LITTLE something on the eyes. And while you’re at it, if you’re gonna rock weave, PLEASE make it look nice, natural-colored, and REAL! There is some jacked up weave walking around in the A.

And… -Jewel, U stupid. LOL I was thinking that same thing. I would’ve chimed in, but I had to catch a train.

I can’t believe that chall let thug-dude roll up in here and legitimize hustlin’. He just straight chumped yall off yall’s position, which I thought was, People working hard and halfway honestly, to accomplish something in life. I guess I was wrong; or was it just the fact that dude rolled in hard and like 90% of the population, most jumped on his wagon. That’s just the type of brotha that I’m bustin’ my ss to expose to my shorty. Then he’ll know that the plague comes in all disguises; so be vigilante, witful and stay the fck away it.

So for you 90%ers that like to follow, I’m about tired of seeing you on the news crying and whining when your brother, cousin, uncle, baby daddy, etc. gets their clock punched.

When it happens just go on up in the house, crack the top on your 40, Patron, Henn, or whatever else, and stay true to it - Bamma played the game and got knocked out!

“That’s just the way it is.” - Tupac

By Been Thru It All

April 26, 2006 09:29 AM | Link to this

yall chill on the old underware…. I got some boxers that I have had for five or six years and I LOVE’EM!!!!

think I am gonna change my name to caveman

old drawers, gold teeth, tattoes, bald head, walk with a limp….lol

By DuShawn

April 26, 2006 09:33 AM | Link to this

Good morning all… Although I don’t date, I took this female business associate to lunch a few days ago. We met a few times previously, but didn’t really know each other. Apparently, she didn’t know I was married. Her face couldn’t hide her disappointment when she noticed my wedding ring on the way to the restaurant (I forget to wear it sometimes, unintentionally). Honestly, the girl is fine, and I had been lusting over her a little bit. The more we conversed the more unattractive she became. It wasn’t her fault. She was just too green, square and goodie two shoes for my taste. One’s personality is merely a compilation of their life experiences. She hadn’t experienced enough. Now when I see her, I don’t see her. The lust is gone… fortunately.

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 09:33 AM | Link to this

*sJeaSexyCool *

same for women and them pantie from size 2 days! Oh wait a minute, those are called thongs it just hit me. on my way to shooter’s alley

By NYC living in CA

April 26, 2006 09:34 AM | Link to this

1- talking about what you can buy/with my money on the first date (get real) 2- Indicating that you are high maintenance 3- Thinking that you are so fine that I should be falling over you hand and foot 4- So much make up it looks as if you were the lights for the airport runway 5- Too much perfume 6- Can’t carry a conversation

That’s just to name a few,

Note to self- gotta go get that gap fixed at the dentist.

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 09:34 AM | Link to this

please no more limp walkers with missing teeth

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 09:36 AM | Link to this

lahlah…my issue with the underwear thing is not one of disgust…but of humor…unless they’re just nasty, dirty draws…

unfortunately…a LOT of people’s mommas didn’t teach them that one…and they haven’t run into the right female to pull their card on that one…

when i see something like that…i always wonder what kind of individuals a person has dealt with before me…

i would buy dude ONE pak of new draws…and make a gentle suggestion that he throw away the ones you saw him putting on this past weekend…

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 09:36 AM | Link to this

@BEEN aka caveman LOL Don’t feel bad slim, every man (and probably every woman, but they probably won’t admit it) has at least one pair of “Backup Draws”. LOL

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 09:37 AM | Link to this

@Been thru it All Dayum, it sounds like you have really been thru it all…..

By Kym

April 26, 2006 09:38 AM | Link to this

An for the record. Short men. Please dont say the words Wow your are tall as a opening phrase. Because I will simply pat you on your head and say yes and you are a midget. Talk to my face and not my breast. An please, please, please dont let your opening line be Whatcho name is? What the hell is that?

By TechFella

April 26, 2006 09:39 AM | Link to this

I agree on the too much make-up, let me also add over-tanned and spoiled. Also lets not forget the kind that gladly sit back and let you pay for everything without saying a word.

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 09:40 AM | Link to this

@Runnin…. I know the internet is full of freaks but I am meeting these people on Eharmony.com or match.com… You would think they would be a little more mature since they have to pay for these expensive services…. @LAHLAH…. I could get fired today if I keep laughing at your stories… I had to go under my desk and cry over the last one…… OMG I am still dying…. hehehehe nothing like a big ole gapping holes in the underwear… Also another one of my pet peeves for men is if you are uncut…. You know what I mean… Take that skin somewhere else…..I don’t need no *east infection……

By Bre'

April 26, 2006 09:41 AM | Link to this

Some No-no’s: Gold Teeth, Pants below your butt, asking about my portfolio when you don’t have one, wanting my home address before the second date, bragging about how you can really put it on a sista.

By BlackIce

April 26, 2006 09:42 AM | Link to this

Good Morning folks. This should be a fun!

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 09:42 AM | Link to this

It’s a major turn off if I take a young lady to dinner and she orders the biggest freak’in steak on the menu and eats 5 bites…Then she wants dessert..I’m thinking, you’d betta eat the dayum steak I bought. LOL

By 2 can play that game©

April 26, 2006 09:43 AM | Link to this

ignorance is another immediate turn-off!!! If you can’t converse on the subject at hand, STFU, don’t try to act like you have knowledge of the topic, while you truly have no clue, then let the dumbest shyt roll off your tongue!!!

I dipped early yesterday, but I read yesterday’s ending - ummm, why hate on thug? Dude did just like everyone does everyday - voice his opinion…whether you agree withit or not, that’s his position..so what if we don’t agree with it, that’s him!!! This world would be so much better if we worried about our own shyt as opposed to what someone else does…but I noticed, as soon as he spoke, then every body wanted a piece! LL went from philosopher to, “oh, that’s right down my alley;” whatever!

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 09:44 AM | Link to this

More regulating:

@BTIA You my dawg but I can’t show favoritism…lol. I know you got some dental benefits, handle the gold fronts bruh. That might work on White Bluff but not on Pchtree…lol. Hit up Marshalls and Ross for the boxer briefs for the low low.

For any female hypocrites out there Don’t be at the spot with some payless shoes with the wanna-be heel and picnic table looking sundress on either…lol. If the men got to step their game up so do the women.

@THE WASHINGTONIAN I gotta co-sign your post, a little lip gloss with a smile and a fresh hairstyle goes a long way, ya’ll have no idea.

“Money, cash, hoes” Jay-Z & DMX

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 09:49 AM | Link to this

seriously though…

the only turn offs I have is a couple things…

1)smoking thats a definite no-no

2)gossip nazi…its not cool to have a entire convo on who is smashing who…

3)functionally illiterate… not having the resources to dicuss anything but when Usher is coming to concert…lol

4)time of the month etiquette… forget underware for a minute and lets talk about those women who do not know how to dispose of there feminine products wisely!!!!

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 09:52 AM | Link to this

@runnin dawg I’m trying to get the whole thing ice’d out from this Korean dude down at the flea market….lol

By CutieB™

April 26, 2006 09:53 AM | Link to this

Hey everyone I’ve been out in lurksville the last couple days but I’m back. Miss QC I have to agree with you on the gold teeth thing. That is a big no-no. I hate when guys brag about imaginary things they have but in reality they don’t. Just be real. I actually had a dude constantly checkin himself out in the mirrors over the bar while we were having drinks. Oh h*ll no. I just started talking about the imaginary rash I had on my butt and how maybe later he could put some cream on it for me to stop the itching. He stopped looking at himself long enough for me to excuse myself from the date and I left straching butt as he watched me walk away. True story!

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 09:55 AM | Link to this

Yes, I’m fat but I don’t like guys who are morbidly obese and have sweat between their flaps… and if you have to life up your belly to find your wang wang that’s a turn off too….. Yikes….. I gotta shower now….

By demigodd3

April 26, 2006 09:55 AM | Link to this

Been Thru It All

take you cheap ss to walmart and buy some new underware! they sell for $2 a pack

baby and daddy should not even be in the same sentence!

By VANikia

April 26, 2006 09:55 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Everyone!!!

By cadillac

April 26, 2006 09:56 AM | Link to this

I really hate it when older guys think that they’re so fresh still wearing big ugly gold jewelry, old sneakers tied tight, 3/4 lenth socks, shorts/jeans, with a flea market shirt!

then they have the nerve to wear a kangol hat turned backwards…

can you say busta

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 09:56 AM | Link to this

i feel ya’ btia…i wrap mine in tissue…so no red is showing…and then i put them in a ziploc bag before i throw them in the trash…to keep the smell down…

*okay…extreme overshare…but…some folks may benefit…

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 09:57 AM | Link to this

@MusingLee That is why you are my dawg!!! Not only will she order more than you but then she gets 3 to-go boxes for everything she never intended to eat in the first place. I’m thinking to myself, dayumn boo, I treated for dinner, I wasn’t trying to feed your azz lunch for the rest of the week too!…LOL.

@Dawn Sorry but the living at home with mom & pop thing should go both ways, shouldn’t it? Or are we having double standards?

@Third I don’t care if the site you are meeting folks on is IloveJesus.com, anyone can front on the net!

“Got it twisted”, Mobb Deep

By MyOwnPOV

April 26, 2006 09:57 AM | Link to this

Everybody on here talking about there own what not to do well, what about yourself do you “personally” have all your i’s dotted & t’s crossed? I doubt it very seriously, i’m sure we all have to look in our own “personal mirror” and notice some things we have to change. I’m sure we’ve all been on dates where the person went home and talked about something he/she did’nt like about us, remember people nobody’s perfect

By Randy

April 26, 2006 10:00 AM | Link to this

OK here is a turnoff for me…when on the first date the lady tells me she wants to go (pick one Stoney River, Ruth’s Chris Steak House, Chops) and also she only drinks Grey Goose Vodka, etc. I really do not laying down money on a lady, but if she sends me the signal that her biggest interest is how deep is my wallet, then bye bye, I’ll buy your Grey Goose’s and your latte’s tonight and your fancy appetizers and dinner, but don’t sit by the phone anymore, I do not need you and donot want you. It isn’t the money, it is the motive.

By mista don't play

April 26, 2006 10:01 AM | Link to this

‘Sup er’body!

@2can: about thug: i don’t think the issue was everyone pickin’ on him about his hustle as much as it was him glorifying it to a group of folks who chose another path. i don’t know if you read, but changes to mark taylor’s wikipedia profile were traced back to cathy cox’s campaign manager. thug better study up on IP addresses! any webmaster with a grudge can get yo’ a** sent upstate!

ok, on topic.

cell phone pimpin’ does it for me. some women can’t seem to put it down! if i have to fight a cell phone for your attention, you can forget about it!

By BlackIce

April 26, 2006 10:01 AM | Link to this

Turnoff: If a guy steps to me Trying to holla WITH his wedding ring on I mean not that it is any better if he is trying to mack with it off either but dang!

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 10:02 AM | Link to this

Ok, ladies I am sorry to go hear..But this must be said…If you have a tattoo around your neck..It aint happening. That looks so tasteless to me. And why get a tattoo of your name anyway. We all should know our name by now. And no the strawberry doesn’t make it ok. LOL

By Thckness

April 26, 2006 10:03 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Everyone, I have something to add. How to lose me in less than 10 minutes, no teeth, not one, such a turn-off. What’s up SHAWTY, don’t like that. sJea was right about those shoes.

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 10:06 AM | Link to this

@POV H*ll No, ain’t nothin’ wrong with us! LOL

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 10:07 AM | Link to this

POV…we all know we’re NOT perfect…we’re stating preferences…dayum…somebody always got to come on here preaching…

and just so YOU know…“The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself.”

we all know i gave up on perfect LONG ago…

By Jezebelle

April 26, 2006 10:07 AM | Link to this

( Hangs head in shame )….I do have ” back up draws” and from the looks of them dude might back up, literally if they saw me in them !! ha ha ha

By cadillac

April 26, 2006 10:07 AM | Link to this

@ MOP yeah i understand that no one is perfect… but if i set aside time to make sure that my hygiene is perfected, why should i want anything less with my date. Especially my teeth and breath. thats a must of the rip.

By BlackIce

April 26, 2006 10:08 AM | Link to this

The question was not what we thought turned others off about us but what turns us off about being approached…

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

Runnin you know how the ladies do at dinner. I’m not lying…Also, if I take you to dinner don’t order an egg roll for your meal and try to eat all my food. Cause I’m gonna say “Playa, you should have gotten a larger egg roll.”

By Ivy

April 26, 2006 10:10 AM | Link to this

Mornin’, all.

Nice topic, Wise!

COB, I’m with you on your first comment. I absolutely can’t stand that and will walk away in the middle of him talking. I know it’s rude, but at that point, I’m no longer trying to be polite.

I also can’t stand when a man brings up sex or his sexual skills when we are no where near that topic, which goes along with sayin’ something dumb. Telling me you are a freak or you will do anything sexually to please your lady or that you are “Mr. Horseding” or that you use only Magnum condoms,is such a turn off, especially if I didn’t even ask nor do I care.

By CutieB™

April 26, 2006 10:11 AM | Link to this

@Myown First let me say welcome. Second, I don’t think ANYONE in this blog is saying that they are perfect. However, everyone is saying that they have a preference when it comes dating potentials. So for today get off that high @$$ horse you’ve put yourself on this morning and join in the conversation. Or are you just mad cuz someone has dissed you b/c of your flaw? Suck it up and get over it! We all got flaws sweetie that’s what makes us who we are. I have not been alot dudes type on plenty occasions but that’s not going to stop me from being particular about who I choose.

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 10:11 AM | Link to this

Kym

go to h@ll! not all short men r that bad, but i understand, gotta do you.

pat me on me head please, will bite

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 10:13 AM | Link to this

Hey Thickness, Dawn, CutieB, 3rdwhee, Musing, Runnin, BlackIce, Mr2, Gavi, Page

y’all are off the chain this merning, and i’m trying to catch up but it ain’t working…

By BlackIce

April 26, 2006 10:13 AM | Link to this

Another one, if we are having a conversation and your cell phone is constantly ringing and you are constantly answering it…turn off

By cadillac

April 26, 2006 10:14 AM | Link to this

@ BlackIce, what is really going on? i guess they feel like they have nothing to hide. they never burned the “dog collar” after the wedding.

By Jezebelle

April 26, 2006 10:16 AM | Link to this

LMAO @ Runnin on the Ilovejesus.com site …tooo funny

Ure one crazy cat !

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 10:17 AM | Link to this

One of my biggest turn-offs is meeting a woman with a junky car…Contribute it to my OCD nature. But, a woman with her entire home in her car is a big No No. “Ewwww, how long have you had that coke?”…. “Oh, that’s a bottle of water, Ewwwww”

By chink

April 26, 2006 10:17 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Everyone

@ BTIA Oh my thats nasty “feminine product” comment

Turn Offs

Bad Breathe Bad Convo Putting on a show “frontin” Lies

@ runnin u have “Best of Me” by jayz and Mya ….I miss that song

By Ivy

April 26, 2006 10:17 AM | Link to this

Also, for me, a person can go from hot to not so hot, if he doesn’t have nice, clean teeth AND nicely manicured hands (not talking about the nail polish on them, but the neatly trimmed, clean under the nails, nice pink/natural nailbed color letting me know that you are somewhat healthy).

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 10:19 AM | Link to this

@CutieB Dayumn….I guess I can leave MyOwnPOV alone since you handled that!

“I’m a straight rider”, Tupac

By BlackIce

April 26, 2006 10:20 AM | Link to this

Hey Miss QC!

Ivy, how the heck are you?

By Ivy

April 26, 2006 10:20 AM | Link to this

3rdwheel, you actually dated this man, as in went out with him more than once and he didn’t clean his booty????

By Robin

April 26, 2006 10:21 AM | Link to this

I have to tell you about one of the WORST first dates I ever had.

This guy was a real mover and shaker in the ATL. Real Estate developer.

Turns out he is big into hunting. And, I don’t mean your everyday redneck kind of hunting, OK?

Did you know there is some type of competition world wide for which hunter can bag the most, largest, most exotic animals?

It was news to me. How about that these guys spend &75,000.00 or more on a hunt?

Gesh. Well, the real killer was when he told me that he had just returned from some big hunt in a 3rd world country, and that the natives cleaned and processed the animals for the hunting party.

I must have looked shocked. He went on to assure me that it wasn’t like slavery or anything. These natives were paid $5.00 a day for their work, and that was a lot of money for them.

I could not get away fast enough!

By J-Mo

April 26, 2006 10:21 AM | Link to this

SMOKING!!! Once I see a hot girl light it up, I always think … “what a shame”. Negative attitude is another big turnoff, and if we’ve gone on 5-6 dates, and you’ve never even offered to help pay for anything … BUH-BYE!!! I’m not your meal ticket!!! If I know the girl doesn’t make much, I’m not going to let her pay anyway, but you got to at least offer. The worst is girls that do make some jack that don’t offer.

By THE INFAMOUS DK

April 26, 2006 10:21 AM | Link to this

Good day..

My Turn offs are upon meeting are:

Cheap Shoes… Idiots… Begging…Can I get a drink? Weave tracks showing.. a short hairdoo with a nappy neck.. Bad teeth… Moustaches.. Gang green jewelry… Too much jewelry* KISS - Keep it simple stupid*.. Too much makeup.. Trying to be slick from the jump..

By mista don't play

April 26, 2006 10:21 AM | Link to this

@Musing: Ditto on the junky car.

By MyOwnPOV

April 26, 2006 10:22 AM | Link to this

Ain’t nobody preaching Miss Thang sjSC i’m speaking my mind just like you and everybody else on this blog. You’re the one giving TMI talking about putting your pads/tampons covered up in tissue in a zip lock bag like we really needed to know that please! You want to hear some preaching you need to take your azz to church Sunday, now have a good day Miss Thang

By Thickness

April 26, 2006 10:22 AM | Link to this

Happy Hump Day Ladies, Miss QC, 3rdwhee, Lah Lah, CutieB, Gavi, Page, Dawn, sJea, Jezabelle, Ivy

@POV, we just having a good time while expressing a few things about our preferences. I’m sure we will find something to improve throughout the day. Be Easy

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 10:23 AM | Link to this

@DA LADIES I’m going to go the other way and say that it’s a real TURN-ON when the sister at least acts like she wants to chip in on the date.

By Thickness

April 26, 2006 10:24 AM | Link to this

What Up Chink, missed you yesterday.

By Ivy

April 26, 2006 10:26 AM | Link to this

Lahlah, on the holey drawers….you should have told ole boy that was a no-no…..even in a joking way, cuz that’s just not cute. Torn, faded, discolored (like they used to white and now they are yellowish or they used to be black and now they are almost grey, uhn uhn).

By aggressively witty

April 26, 2006 10:26 AM | Link to this

Chink …I got that version AND the hotter version with Jada on it.

Now quick story about a stupid broad. I am dancing with this chic at kaya. We been dancing for a good while so finally we walk off the floor, i purchase a drink, we chit chatting so we get to the where are you from section. She says “im not from around here” i say “oh yeah where are you from?” this dinghy broad says ‘Decatur’ with a straight face.

turn offs for me a broad who is clothes on fine, but clothes off a damn mess. broads who cannot pronounce words but continue to use them even AFTER they have been corrected.

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 10:26 AM | Link to this

What’s up CutieB, Thickness and Van!!!! CutieB you are too funny!!!! another thing I just remembered… Guys or Girls that wear sandals and they have enough ash on their feet to start a fire…. It’s called lotion people… use it… Just saw my coworker walk by me and she has enough ash for us to have a campfire today and eat weenies and marshmallows…

By Ivy

April 26, 2006 10:29 AM | Link to this

BTIA, throw them thangs away…..man, y’all are funny! They are always having a sale on the 3 pack of brief, boxers, boxer brief….whatever your liking….just grab a few packs every few months and you’re good.

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 10:29 AM | Link to this

randy

amen, im not cheap, but dayum h@e! dont order food for days.

note to self:no hoodrat

By MyOwnPOV

April 26, 2006 10:30 AM | Link to this

Thank you Thickness trust me i’m all about having fun, it’s always someone on here stepping outside their box saying something off the wall. But it’s all good cause i’m here to stay, i’ve been in lurkeville for a long time and just decided to come out & blog with you all for a minute or 2. Several of my co-workers are regular bloggers and i usually enjoy the daily topics, i’m not here to stir up no mess i just want to enjoy and blog when i want to like i’m doing now. I do know how to ignore the ignorant one’s

By BlackIce

April 26, 2006 10:31 AM | Link to this

“Gang green jewelry” LMAO!

By aggressively witty

April 26, 2006 10:31 AM | Link to this

What is it with you dudes and wanting broads to offer to chip in on a date? you ask a broad out, you should pay. The fugg? When did a broad even offering start becoming an endearing quality? This broad was eating before you came along and she will be eating long after you leave. Why the hell yall acting like 1 or 10 meals is changing the price of tea in china? GMAFB

By Ivy

April 26, 2006 10:31 AM | Link to this

Dushawn, ok buddy, you are/were truly setting yourself up to cheat or be in a compromising situation. Business associate or not, if you were feeling her even slightly to the point of lusting, you should have kept it at “hey” and “bye” at work. Is your wife cool with that? Would you be cool with your wife doing that sorta thing? If so, then I won’t say anymore.

By 2 can play that game©

April 26, 2006 10:31 AM | Link to this

another not-turn-off, but get the fugg outta my face, is dudes!!! Cats that wanna be down, and always trynna be “in the know”…like they got juice and can make it happen, when in reality, they’re lame as hell…always claiming, “oh, I know such and such”, or, “yeah, my homeboy, so and so” name-droppin and shyt…..what’s that saying, “yeen gotta lie to kick it!”

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 10:32 AM | Link to this

I got some more action!!

Oh heck naw….Ms Thang sjsec & CutieB, Ya’ll gonna let MyOwnPOV talk to ya’ll like that? Up in here? On blast?

@MusingLee Grab the chips and dip, quick. It’s about to be on and poppin!!

“No problem”, Lil Scrappy…I’m bouncing in my cube!…LOL

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 10:32 AM | Link to this

@ *Thickness, Dawn, CutieB, 3rdwhee, Musing, Runnin, BlackIce, Mr2, Gavi, Page, QC * Good late morning..

Lets see.. my turn offs would be the guy bragging about himself right of the back..i’ll be like, um okkkay u wanna cookie ?? Then oh, yes..the jacked up teeth part..hellz no.. can’t do that.. Also no thank u on the sexual gesture.. that’s soo soon for me..

By CutieB™

April 26, 2006 10:32 AM | Link to this

Sup Runnin luv u boo Okay myown this blog is like family. We all shoot the shyt and talk about everything. It’s cool that you statin your opinion but damyn. You came out the gate swingin, so you was bound to get some response. Put some hen in your cup and calm the f down!

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 10:33 AM | Link to this

@POV and CUTIE* **MAJOR TURN-OFF - DRAMA QUEENS

By BlackIce

April 26, 2006 10:33 AM | Link to this

Unkept hair or a nasty looking beard/goattee

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 10:34 AM | Link to this

Hey VaN y’all are cracking me up, i agree with you Washingtonian cause y’all know the Queen is all about treating on my dates, especially when i ask the Man to go out….hey that was the name of my old high school newspaper the washingtonian

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 10:35 AM | Link to this

@ THE INF D

Gang green jewelry—lol.. what’s that???

By Ivy

April 26, 2006 10:36 AM | Link to this

POV, we aren’t saying we’re perfect because I’m sure there is something about all of us that might turn someone else off….the topic was what is an immediate turn-off for us and for those that commented, that’s things that can get the potential immediately booted.

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 10:36 AM | Link to this

forget yall….crossing my arms poking my lips out

I am keeping my boxers till the sumb!tchs disappear in the dryer…lol

seriously though… big props for any woman that knows how to wash clothes( if I have to tell another female that you don’t wash colors in hot water I’m gonna choke her out)

By aggressively witty

April 26, 2006 10:36 AM | Link to this

This what you broads dont get. It is not convenient to make a stop for drawls when you got a perfectly good, if holey, pair of drawls.

MWP used to call my single man drawls drawer in my dresser the “King James drawer” cause I had about a 43% of getting some “HOLY” drawls outta there. I aint stopping at target or wal mart just to buy some drawls. I dont wear drawls for no broad or no emergency medical personel (they are clean, but that is more cause I was raised to wash my drawls and wipe my arse). Now, shiiiid, I would have to HUNT for some holy drawls if i wanted to find some. Aint no holy nothing going down at my house. I tried to bring some swiss cheese home and MWP caught me at the garage door with a rolling pin and a cheese grater.

By Jezebelle

April 26, 2006 10:37 AM | Link to this

sup * Thickness*….

By G

April 26, 2006 10:37 AM | Link to this

A pretty face with a mean mug is the most common turn off in the ATl. I see it every weekend at all the local hot spots. It’s not real motivating to approach you, and find out how ya living. My assumption………not too good.

Also, rude women are a huge turn-off. I have a problem with women not saying “thank you”. On a couple of occassions, they don’t even thank you for buying them a drink……..like it’s something you were obligated to do. TRAMP!

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 10:37 AM | Link to this

yall know the saying that your moms and grandmas used to say, “Make sure your draws are straight. You might get in an accident ad they have to take you to the hospital.”

By chink

April 26, 2006 10:38 AM | Link to this

@ Thick..Hey I was a lurker on subject yesterday was too iffy about the friends thing..too much to think about

Dang relationships are hard…

Hey shouldnt a turn off be something they can change not something they can’t….ie maybe they cant afford a nicer car or something

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 10:38 AM | Link to this

Aggwit That is crazy..You should have taken her on a trip to the country side in midtown, and told her it was Paris. LOL

ThirdWheel enough ash for a campfire…LMAO On floor cluching stomach in laughter

By aggressively witty

April 26, 2006 10:39 AM | Link to this

Gavii, what the hell is “right of the back”? Is this some new term the kids are using now?

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 10:40 AM | Link to this

@Runnin chips & dip you watching a dvd also LOL….my #1 turnoff is being dayum unemployed and a lot of other stuff y’all mentioned earlier..carry on peeps

By CutieB™

April 26, 2006 10:40 AM | Link to this

@THE WASHINGTONIAN Thanks boo, if you couldn’t handle us just say so… :-) @myown it’s all love girl

By melo

April 26, 2006 10:40 AM | Link to this

thirdwheelflunkie, I see u dont like condoms!

By Stealth Mode

April 26, 2006 10:41 AM | Link to this

Good topic today, Wise Diva. You touched on a few of my turnoffs and I came up with a couple more.

Star rating differential: this relates to the first turnoff mentioned by Wise. How many times fellas have you been in a social setting with a woman you’re not really attracted to but will still be friendly with her and make conversation ? In your mind she’s a marginal 5.5-6.0 with a generous curve on the grading but she thinks that you think she’s a 9.5+ and thus feels the need to display a stank attitude and trying to pass it off as style. A buzz killer every time.

Face plaster: when a woman wears so much makeup it looks a restoration project, and it’s really disappointing when you can tell she has naturally pretty facial features. Is that a low self-esteem thing going on?

Stupidity: enough said on that subject. It’s 2006; the use of mythical words such as ‘conversate’ will immediately make your stock crash.

Smokers: self-explanatory.

Dirty fingernails: that is such a turnoff to see a woman with dirty nails. You only get a free pass if you work at Jiffy Lube and I see cuteness through the smudge and my flirting with gets me a substantial discount. lol

Tattoos: As someone mentioned earlier, neck tattoos are not cool.

By Ivy

April 26, 2006 10:41 AM | Link to this

Case in point, MusingLee would be turned off by me….I have a junky car (not dried up food or old cups, but shoes, junk mail, my daughter’s toys, jackets….just everything). I clean it out maybe one a month or every other month, but it’s junky as hell. My hubby’s car is all neat and clean and the mats still look new and it smells new and our cars are both 5yrs old. I won’t even mention the details of what’s in my trunk….hahahahahah, Musing, you’d run.

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 10:42 AM | Link to this

What’s up Miss QC!!! @ Ivy when I first met this guy he showered and took care of himself…. After one month he started to smell like 3 day old funk and he stopped cleaning his wang wang and he was uncut too….. I could just see the flies swarming around when he unzipped his pants….. I said see ya…….. Yuck!! The sad part is I think he is married now…..

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 10:42 AM | Link to this

POV…whatever…i already knew that was an overshare…but i shared it anyway…

some women were not taught to properly dispose of sanitary napkins…and don’t even know to think that there is a proper way of disposing of them…

to do better you have to know better…and if someone learns better by my overshare…cool…

going forward…feel free to ignore my EVERY comment…

By Ivy

April 26, 2006 10:43 AM | Link to this

Hey, Icey! I’m good. Getting huge (well my belly) and it looks like a little, perfectly round basketball. I’ll have to send you some pics.

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 10:43 AM | Link to this

@ G.. can we say angry.. lol..what r u doing when we’ are meaning mugging.. its not like you’re giving us a cute smile..u’re just looking thats all..what’s a lady suppose to do.. lol.. oh, & i say thanku

By THE INFAMOUS DK

April 26, 2006 10:44 AM | Link to this

Runnin Got Devin the Dude bumpin on the IPOD..

By Ivy

April 26, 2006 10:45 AM | Link to this

Hi, Thickness!

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 10:46 AM | Link to this

@ A witty.. I guess it is..maybe i’m saying it wrong..oppss!! ps.. i hurts my feelings, u called me a kid :(

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 10:46 AM | Link to this

MyOwn Dude you told those chicks Sjea and CutieB what’s up…Handle your business and shut them clowns up.

Sjea and CutieB Yall are my girls…I can’t believe MyOwn thinks he’s getting away with talking to you like that…Handle your business

*As I ^5 runn’in..This party is started *

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 10:46 AM | Link to this

gain green jewelry is cheap jewelry that looks real until you either get it wet or you sweat in it and it turns green hai Gavi

By chink

April 26, 2006 10:46 AM | Link to this

I remember ole boy came by and threw some draws away in the trash…I was like hmmm so I grabbed them out the trash (no I aint crazy shoot u throw something away in my house shoot I can do that) thinking if they smell like s^x I am going to kill him. They were HOLEY as HECK. I was like what the ….

I was like is he down low or something with all the holes around the butt area…

Anyway I went to target and bought some boxer briefs and threw in some white T’s (sexy) and surprised him with it come to find out they were from High School and were the lucky draws …now I wished I saved them but they in the dump yard now…oh well …

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 10:47 AM | Link to this

When I’m approached by a man, I hate when they grab me by my arm to get my attention. Or when he grabs me by the waist so I won’t walk a way. I also don’t like when a man walks up to me and starts putting his hands in my hair telling me how pretty it is. Dude, I don’t know you! Get yo dayum hands out my hair! Oh! and if you approach me with a black n’ mild hangin out your mouth, YOU GETS NADA!! Or if were in the club and you come up to me and say something stupid like, “It’s loud in here, ain’t it?” Hell yea it’s loud fool, we in the club! OH, and if you got on a rayon shirt with some soul azz print on it…. KEEP IT MOVIN Hey fellas, I want to try something one day. The next time I’m out and I see a guy that I find attractive, I want to walk up to him, and say something on the lines of, hello, “I was just admiring how handsome you are,” ask him what’s his name, where he’s from… you know start a nice convo and offer to buy him a drink. Just didn’t know if it came off too strong. I’m not desperate, and don’t want to come off desperate, just want to flip the script a little.

By MB

April 26, 2006 10:47 AM | Link to this

Let’s see, one of the main things that will turn me off instantly about a man is if he uses the phrases “You know what I mean” or “You know what I’m sayin” far too many times in his conversation. (Example I was at the mall yesterday you know what I mean and I found these sneakers I been wantin on sale you know what I’m sayin. Then I went back to the crib you know what I mean etc. etc. etc.) What the heck is this all about? It’s annoying and after hearing those phrases more then 4 times in a comversation I being to count how many times they are being said vs. listening to what the person is trying to say. I also take issue with short men. This is probably going to sound shallow but oh well its what I like. I am 5’10 which means in heels I am clearing 6ft. easily. I dont think its unreasonable for me to want a taller man. Its my preferance but wouldnt you know it I am always getting approached by this tiny men. I am talking 5’6 some times shorter. I am an amazon what the heck am I going to do with a mini man? Speaking as a single woman with no kids I also take issue with men who have a gang of children. Now dont get me wrong I love kids I think they are great. However its always very disturbing to me when a man tells me he has 2 or more kids and he has never been married and all of those kids have different mothers. Maybe its just me but I find something very disturbing about that. I also take issue with men who feel the need to inform me of how large their member is (or rather how large they think it is or have been told it is) when first meeting me. Sorry but this is not a selling point. Yes its important later on down the road (Maybe). However I am more interested in a mans character. Is he honest, loyal, a sound decision maker you know things like that. Finally I have a problem with men who offer no suggestions when going on a date. As a woman sometimes I might not have an idea of what I might like to do on a date. I am always open for suggestions and a lot of men are clueless. If its a date for the both of us I have no reason to shoot your ideas down. All I am asking is to please at least have an idea.

By DasKrait2

April 26, 2006 10:47 AM | Link to this

on this drawers thing, I actually keep 2 3-packs, that I never wear, unless I know we on a Hot Date. LOL .then those drawers are brand-spanking-new. mostly. (and that does not even count the couple sheer pairs with the zippers in the front). otherwise, until they are Holey…LOL

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 10:48 AM | Link to this

I think ya’ll scared POV off, mean women on the blog…:-(

But I got more action!

@gavi Are you really gonna let Witty talk about your grammar and spell check like that? Doesn’t he know you won secretary of the year? I know you are going to handle that!…LOL.

“SuperThug (what what)”, Noreaga

By THE INFAMOUS DK

April 26, 2006 10:49 AM | Link to this

Gavi That costume jewelry that has been worn past the prescribed limit.. And it begins to turn green..

Or Jewelry that is so old that it is tight on body parts Bought when you was about 4 sizes slimmer and cutting off circulation thus about to cause gang green.. Please resize that too small ring, watch, necklace or bracelet..

By Jewel

April 26, 2006 10:50 AM | Link to this

Immediate turnoffs:

@Runnin - you can also buy the book on Amazon.

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 10:50 AM | Link to this

about the makeup…

ain’t it a turnoff when the color of her face doesn’t match the color of her neck…lol

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 10:52 AM | Link to this

Ivy You are so right…If I saw the back seat of your car with all that stuff…You’d turn around and see a roll’in tumbleweed. LOL

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 10:53 AM | Link to this

What’s up Gavi!!!! @lol at Musing….. you know it’s true….. It’s that season too… Ash ain’t cute people…….

By chink

April 26, 2006 10:54 AM | Link to this

@runnin

Love it “superthug”

By VANikia

April 26, 2006 10:54 AM | Link to this

Hey third wheel and QC…

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 10:57 AM | Link to this

@DK I hear ya pimpin.

@MusingLee, dawg did you hear DK & QC clowning gavi just then? They said she wears fake jewelry while she mean-mugs. I know she’s not gonna let them snap on her like that!…LOL.

“Wanna be startin something”, Micheal Jackson

By cadillac

April 26, 2006 10:59 AM | Link to this

heck, im a woman and talk about women with too much make-up. that’s so not cool. my g-mother would say “she has on so much make up you can cut thru it”.

By MyOwnPOV

April 26, 2006 10:59 AM | Link to this

Miss POV is just lurking and LMAO with my coworkers at these comments

gain green jewelry dayum!!!!!!

By THE INFAMOUS DK

April 26, 2006 11:01 AM | Link to this

OK so I’m a dumb A$$ its Gangrene.. I’se lernin frum my misteaks though cause I’se dont evn say conversate nomo..

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 11:02 AM | Link to this

LahLah That is perfectly ok…You can approach men without us thinking to strong of you…But, be sure you are cute. LOL

By aggressively witty

April 26, 2006 11:03 AM | Link to this

Broads that dont know what bra size they wear. You only got 2 breasts but because you tried to squeeze a 36 C into a 34 B you got your regular breast then these two other mounds popping out OVER the bra and through the shirt. The hell you doing?

poor table manners. The little fork is for ya salad broad. Oh man I almost called it quits with MWP about this. Me and her good friend here always call her a damn garbage pail kid. She is soooo enamored with good food that she momentarily loses her mind at a table and eats like Nasty Mouth Nessa. I used to want to punch her in the throat about this. But she has calmed it down.

Telling me your life story and that of 4 of your girlfriends in the first 19 minutes of knowing me. STFU. I dont need to know that Bobby sloane pulled ya panties down in 3rd grade or that you and Megan had a threeway in college with Mr Otis, the campus security guard. Shut Up.

Gavi, my bad, is that what to fogies are saying now adays?

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 11:04 AM | Link to this

@Melo….. A Big ole plastic bag wouldn’t be enough to contain that nasty smell…. I still have nightmares…..

By CutieB™

April 26, 2006 11:04 AM | Link to this

Lahlah Girl, try it. You’ll be surprised at how mucu positive response you get. But don’t dominate the whole conversation. Men love it when a woman offers to buy them a drink or meal. Plus it’s a way to make sure you get who you want, and not anyone who’s just coming up to you.

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 11:05 AM | Link to this

Thanks @ QC.. i’m gonna use that .. gangreen jewelry on somebody..lol

By 2 can play that game©

April 26, 2006 11:05 AM | Link to this

men with a lot of kids and multiple baby mamas!!!

what about women with kids from multiple dudes??? who’s more susceptible to fall into this category???? Y’all!!!! cause usually y’all are the ones with the obvious evidence. one week there’s one kid at the house, then next, you see 3, or 4……

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 11:05 AM | Link to this

Gavi I can’t believe what I just heard. QC & DK said you have 1 little foot and 1 big foot and walk like this ^^^^

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 11:06 AM | Link to this

@ RunninA

U r in an instigating mood today.. !! I only wear white shiny things..lol..ain’t no fakes..

By G

April 26, 2006 11:06 AM | Link to this

@Gavi….For some reason, the mean-mugs disappear after about 4 drinks!LOL! For kicks, I’m going to only approach mean-muggers this Friday at Strip. M&Ms aren’t hard to find there!LOL

Oh yeah, heavy makeup is a no-no for me. Whatcha hiding?

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 11:07 AM | Link to this

@chink see?! all things that men do are not explainable. sometimes things just have to ‘be’. Now, you done threw ya boy’s lucky draws away, and now the ‘lucky’ mega-mill ticket is gonna get bought with the ‘regla’ draws and the winning ticket will be sold in Small-town-with-no-brothas, WV or somewhere. See the domino effect in your female behavior? LOL

By Jewel

April 26, 2006 11:07 AM | Link to this

Okay,. I’m new to this posting stuff, so forgive my earlier faux pas. (I’m really not stupid!) Immediate turnoffs:

@Runnin - you can also buy the book on Amazon.

By Thickness

April 26, 2006 11:08 AM | Link to this

@POV yeah, I have to agree with sJea sometimes the women are impolite in the bathroom, personal objects should be discarded of discreetly. In a bathroom in such a club as the 40/40 with Co-Ed Restrooms this could be valuable info. to many women.

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 11:08 AM | Link to this

@ THE INFAMOUS DK

lol.. all my jewels look nice on me actually..i’ haven’t gotten to that ” gan-green stage ” just yet… look lookin out though..

By abc

April 26, 2006 11:09 AM | Link to this

I don’t hang in bars and clubs so my turnoffs in this regard are different from the blog’s so far.

Bad table manners are a huge turnoff for me. Raking a fork across your teeth makes me cringe. Talking with your mouth full, noisy smackin and chompin, eating like it’s your first meal in days, that’ll run me off in a heartbeat.

Rudeness or appearance of impropriety in dealing with the wait staff is another thing that’ll influence me to not want another date. Being mouthy, i.e. I can’t get a word in edgewise, is also a turnoff. Hygiene, fashion, overall appearance, if those are off I don’t think we’d have gotten to the first date anyway.

By Thickness

April 26, 2006 11:10 AM | Link to this

CutieB I like that advice you gave LahLah, I’m gonna try this more often. Plus I give the FedEx guy a juice or something everyday that I see him and he is so appreciative and gracious. I was amazed at the effect it had on him.

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 11:12 AM | Link to this

@Runnin Aight now, i see you’re trying to be the shyt starter as you smack on your chips & dip

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 11:13 AM | Link to this

@BTIA you know that about the face and neck color-mismatch was crazy right?! LOL

What do they call that - foun-dae-shun? ughhh

By chink

April 26, 2006 11:13 AM | Link to this

LOL @ agg squeeze a 36 C into a 34 B

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 11:14 AM | Link to this

turn off > Men wearing sweat pants with their thang-thang swinging north, south east & west<

and why y’all men gotta always pull at it while you’re talking to us…are you scared it’s gonna fall off

By MsElusive

April 26, 2006 11:15 AM | Link to this

Good morning ev1, Yall are in rare form today too. Everyday you say? I aint mad.

Note to self: Stop by Vicky’s and clean out my car. There’s no old food in there…mostly unopened mail and dry cleaning. Does that help? lol

Turn offs: 1) Gold teeth. Nevva evva. 2) Smoking and the accompanying yellow teeth. No. No. No. and yes that includes herb. 3) Bad english. “got me some” “aint never” “see me myself”… you get the idea It’s one thing to be joking but that is not a sentence dude. 4) Your car is in the shop = BMW black man walking. If I’ve gotta pick you up, call me a snob but I’m turned off (First off if I came, I was feelin’ you somethin’ feirce.. but a repeat occurrence is unlikely) 5) Lame game. Regular conversation please. 6) Saggy pants. How old are you bruh? 7) Long dirty fingernails. Ewww that shoulda been #1 major pet peeve 8) Too long hair. My preference is clean cut, but if ya gonna rock the braids, they better be immaculate. 9) Inviting me to your place when we’ve yet to have a date. Hint: There is a process. 10) Saying either Where yo man at? or So you’re smart huh? *shakes head

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 11:17 AM | Link to this

@ A witty..

I’m with you on that extra-small bra issue..some of us women do that..i’m like, can u breath..can u breath?? and yes to the last statement of u’rs ; )

@ The Inf D

Correction taken! i’ll still try to use that on somebody.. @ RunninA ..don’t even say it.. dont’ even..

By chink

April 26, 2006 11:17 AM | Link to this

@washingtonian

hey he threw them away!!! I wish he told me the story behind them ..oh well

Yeah I know LOL on your lottery ticket story

By Sharmyn Gaddy

April 26, 2006 11:17 AM | Link to this

Reading these comments is better than the Living Vent. ROFLMAO. Anyway, I hate colored shoes, jacked up mouth, yellow teeth, and more importantly, BAD GRAMMAR.

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 11:18 AM | Link to this

LMAO @ Witty’s last post!!

@LahLah your girl CutieB gets it! “You’ll be surprised at how much positive response you get. But don’t dominate the whole conversation. Men love it when a woman offers to buy them a drink or meal. Plus it’s a way to make sure you get who you want, and not anyone who’s just coming up to you.

Sup Chink, I got that “Best of me” coming up for ya.

@Jewel I’m gonna hit up B&N. I need to cheat a peek at it and this Tavis Smiley book.

“Tell Me (remix)” Bobby V.

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 11:19 AM | Link to this

@musinglee Real cute. If I must say so myself.

By Ivy

April 26, 2006 11:19 AM | Link to this

Musing, that is too funny. My hubby was like, the baby’s gonna ride in your car mostly because he’s gonna have dried up cookies and old hotdogs & old french fries everywhere. I was like, nah not true, I’ll clean up after the baby….. but I think he was serious! hahahahahahahah then he hates when I eat in his car….he’s fussin’ in his Jamaican accent “Ivy, you gone crumbs up de place. Jeeeeeeeee sus!”, but if we’re in my car and he’s eating, he ain’t worried about crumbsin’ up de place….he claims it completes the decor.

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 11:19 AM | Link to this

@ G

I know right.. the mean mugs look oh soo cute lol..after 4 of them drinks.. and i really don’t understand women who paint makeup on their face either.. can u imaging bumpin in to them with a white shirt on..?? bummer..no strip this wkend..i’ll be sunnin in southbeach

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 11:20 AM | Link to this

MissQC said thang-thang LMAO…HEHEHE

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 11:21 AM | Link to this

@ MusingLee Same goes for you, to whatever QC said to RunninA.. be nice guys.. :( ..

By Ivy

April 26, 2006 11:21 AM | Link to this

AW, you are hilarious! I’m over here busting up.

By Thickness

April 26, 2006 11:22 AM | Link to this

MissQC, that’a a good one. How about the biker shorts with and improper tuck, it’s just running down the side of his leg. ha, ha, ha

Holding themselves must be some kinda subconcious movement.

Touching me, that’s a NO, NO, it’s rude to me to become very involved in touching me on the first date.

By pink pill

April 26, 2006 11:23 AM | Link to this

Good morning

Some things that are turnoffs to me are 1) If you like to grab yourself in publc, 2) If you haven’t seen the dentist in over 15 years… KEEP IT MOVING, 3) bad body odor, 4) dirty fingernails, 5) no sense of humor, and 6) dudes with color contacts…STOP PLAYING!

By G

April 26, 2006 11:24 AM | Link to this

@Lahlah & CutieB…Yeah, flipping the script is not only a good idea, but should be a growing trend. I think the results would prove beneficial.

By G

April 26, 2006 11:26 AM | Link to this

Co-sign runninatl’s statements.

By aggrissively witty

April 26, 2006 11:27 AM | Link to this

Elusive reminded me of something. When i moved down here something about the way broads asked for things turned me off. They DECLARE what you will do instead of asking for something. The norm might be:

“Hey, can you help me change my tire?” Or

“Can you stop and get some bread?”

not down here. that turns into

“You’ll change my tire…?”

“You gone stop to the market and get some bread…?”

What? Who? are you asking me something or telling me?

By Sharmyn Gaddy

April 26, 2006 11:27 AM | Link to this

I’m relatively new to this site. Just wanted to say hello to everyone. I’m truly having a bad day….you guys have made me laugh today…THANK YOU SO MUCH. I TRULY NEEDED IT.

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 11:28 AM | Link to this

Ivy Yeah, there is no eating in my car either. My girl bet’not even crack open the seal…You are gonna lose your kid in the back seat of that car…can you say “Jumanji”. LOL

By aggrissively witty

April 26, 2006 11:29 AM | Link to this

Thickness, if you know a dude that is still wearing biker shorts and he aint getting ready for the tour de france then you need to stop knowing him? He got his matching Go Go Mickey tee shirt and ellese sneakers on with that?

Biker shorts, what is this ‘87?

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 11:30 AM | Link to this

@ THE WASHINGTONIAN - foun-dae-shun… lol.. thats it!! lol..My girls be killing me.. lol.. i’m guilty of overdoing my eyeliner myself..

By aggrissively witty

April 26, 2006 11:30 AM | Link to this

I musta turned a RACK of broads off in college cause i used to walk up to them broads in the cafeteria and just rest my genitals up against them like I was mister and they was Celie and it was the first 3 pages of the color purple.

You gonna do what cho roommate caint!

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 11:32 AM | Link to this

Welcome @ Sharmyn Gaddy

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 11:32 AM | Link to this

@QC You know how we do it…lol.

@gavi I was gonna leave you alone but now you wanna floss and be down in south beach this weekend with the gang green jewelry on, looking like Jay-Lo after another divorce…LMAO. QC get your girl.

“Overnight Celebrity”, Twista

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 11:32 AM | Link to this

^5 Thickness

welcome Sharmyn G

By CutieB™

April 26, 2006 11:33 AM | Link to this

Witty Who are these chicks who talk like that? “You gone stop to the market and get some bread…?” I had to read it outloud to understand what was being said. LMAO

By chink

April 26, 2006 11:33 AM | Link to this

LOLLOLOLOLOL @ Agg “getting ready for the tour de france then you need to stop knowing him”

By Kym

April 26, 2006 11:34 AM | Link to this

demigod—spoken like a true mini-me. If a person is tall they know it. An they don’t need the midgets of the world to point it out. Why do short men approach tall women anyway? Midget complex in full effect. Sorry my preference but I dont do ankle-biters.

By SexyLeggs

April 26, 2006 11:34 AM | Link to this

Hi everybody…I think I’ll like moving to this neigborhood…I already like my new neighbors….

By CutieB™

April 26, 2006 11:35 AM | Link to this

Gaddy Welcome to the blog!! Have a great day.

By Just Asking

April 26, 2006 11:36 AM | Link to this

Good morning,

If you are over 30 urban wear is not a good look every day (he11 most days at that). Get your grown man on please.

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 11:37 AM | Link to this

Welcome Home Sexy Leggs

By PrivateDancer357

April 26, 2006 11:38 AM | Link to this

Morning Peeps,

Turn offs for me:

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 11:39 AM | Link to this

HELL IS A SUPER THUG?

By Jazzyone

April 26, 2006 11:43 AM | Link to this

Turnoffs!! Too many children, driving a whip and can’t buy a house, Bad credit, bad teeth, raggedy shoes, bad breath, living with ya’ moms, bad haircut, gold teeth in your mouth, clothes too small with the muscle shirt on. Men who are confused about thier sexuality and know damn well they are gay still in the closet trying to ask a sistah out, men on the down low. Liars, and cheats.

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 11:44 AM | Link to this

Aggwit LMAO…As I rest my own genitals on my office desk

By BOLD & BEAUTIFUL

April 26, 2006 11:45 AM | Link to this

CAN’T stand - a man who’s thighs are bigger than mine,gold teeth, jerry curls (trying to pass as good hair), constant amazement of my azz, no conversation,walking behind me trying to get my attention, asking my number when he doesn’t know my name, yelling out of the car window, constantly praising my looks, and bragging about what he has, what he can do. Full of shyt!!!

By Royal Chic

April 26, 2006 11:45 AM | Link to this

Morning greetings…

Immediate turnoffs….passing judgment….instantly proceeding with an interrogation……telling me I remind you of someone…..(WTF, I don’t remind you of anyone, but me)….I guess only time will tell that…

Objectifying comments or suggestive looks…..rambling about all of your “assets”…..jumping to conclusions…(I can tell that you like this or that…how are you so sure? Nice try…)…….pressed with a sense of urgency is always a no go…..

By Jazzyone

April 26, 2006 11:45 AM | Link to this

Another turn off, men that don’t cut thier fingernails and they are longet than a womans. WTF??

By Just asking

April 26, 2006 11:46 AM | Link to this

2 reminded me of something. I have heard this from numerous dudes (dates and platonic friends)… “I know a lot of people”. Who cares? At least two of them were struggling. One dude was always looking for a job. I am like can’t your boy hook you up? Hummmm.

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 11:49 AM | Link to this

Dayum Musing yo stuff like that! deyumm! trying to get a visual hmmmmm……

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 11:52 AM | Link to this

@ RunninA.. whatever.. i was gonna get some sun for you too though.. why u being soo mean..

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 11:52 AM | Link to this

*@aggrissively witty * you got me laughing so hard, you’ll change my tire..? you go do what cho roommate caint YOU NEED TO STOP!!!

By DuShawn

April 26, 2006 11:53 AM | Link to this

One thing I rarely noticed until my lady brought it to my attention is women that wear the wrong type of panties. Have your ever seen a girl wearing a form fitting dress or skirt with bloomers on. The obvious panty line is so low on her hips that it looks like she is wearing boxer briefs. Now that’s a turn off. I know about period panties, but dayum step your thong game up.

By aggrissively witty

April 26, 2006 11:53 AM | Link to this

Cutie I met more chics who spoke like that in my first 4 months in atlanta than the lord should allow. Let me stop blaming atlanta cause really it was Decatur, ok ok it was Cedar Grove and Greenforest baptist only but still the point stands.

Yo, I am not one to really laugh at my own jokes but when I reread that tour de france joint I was laughing for real. Damn, that was funny.

Just asking…if I am over 30 and live in an urban area, than isnt ANYTHING I wear “urban wear”?

By COB

April 26, 2006 11:58 AM | Link to this

Hey MB, I am feeling you on the children thing. If a man has multiple kids by multiple women and have never been married it says alot and vice versa. I know things happen, but dang.

By abc

April 26, 2006 11:58 AM | Link to this

Panty lines on women are unattractive in any event, lose some weight or buy bigger drawers!

Thong showing above low-rise jeans is a bad look, too.

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 11:58 AM | Link to this

QC They are like two big brown coconuts. The people in my office think they are some new paper weights. LMAO stomach tighting as I lean over laughing in pain

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 11:58 AM | Link to this

aggwit / musingless…y’all are some dayum n uts…figuratively….AND literally…

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 11:59 AM | Link to this

yall ladies need to chill with being prejudice against guys with gold in there mouth… you will not be feeling them anyway with my mouth on your…lol

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 12:00 PM | Link to this

MissQC, it to let you know what you will be working with!

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 12:04 PM | Link to this

OH, OH, I can’t stand when a man is prettier than me…. long pretty hair, finger nails done all up, all light skinned and shyt! You know? I don’t like the pretty boys.

By JerryJ

April 26, 2006 12:05 PM | Link to this

I have nice houses, nice cars, wear nice suits with matching shoes most of the time or slacks and a button down shirt.

When I go to a club I dress different. I put on 14 gold teeth, diamond pinky rings, diamond chains, and one of my more exotic suits (purple, green, pink) with shoes to match.

My biggest turn off is chicks who are one dimensional. If you can not go from a board room, to brazil, to sliding through bankhead I don’t want you.

If you are not sexy in general you will get an I’m doing fine as I keep it moving. Pretty people have more fun.

By Jazzyone

April 26, 2006 12:06 PM | Link to this

Why do we have to chill on that??, we like what we like and dislike what we don’t..If you have Gold teeth in your mouth I’m not feeling you its that simple.

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 12:08 PM | Link to this

btia…i’m from florida…when i was 16…i wanted nothing less than a mouth fulla’ gold…i out grew it…

and being from florida…i have seen the best of gold and the worst of gold…i know that gold can be done tastefully…but most often…it’s not…

so…on the rare occasion where gold is done right…it CAN be attractive…

so…i’ll give you a gold tooth pass…

By aggrissively witty

April 26, 2006 12:08 PM | Link to this

Lah lah that was a transvestite you described not a damn man.

By Jazzyone

April 26, 2006 12:08 PM | Link to this

..and you can put on the don’t like kist, men that have a facination with thier Dicks and layin’ em’ on shyt…now what..tee hee…

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 12:09 PM | Link to this

All of yall are off the chain today. I have never laughed so hard in my life….. hehehe Hey can someone Fedex me some lotion?? My coworker just walked by again and she done caught the carpet on fire……Dang….

By aggressively witty

April 26, 2006 12:09 PM | Link to this

damn name spelled wrong for like 17 posts and none of yall clowned me for being aggressively ignorant…

By Jazzyone

April 26, 2006 12:09 PM | Link to this

List I meant…

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 12:10 PM | Link to this

Oh dang, came back from lunch to some madness.

LMAO @ Witty! You are officially a dayumn fool..lol.

LMAO @Jazzy at muscle shirts and “confused” men! What’s up.

@gavi Come on now, no one is safe from jokes today, you know this. Don’t get sensitive on me (as you sit at your desk right now mean-mugging your computer screen)..lol. Mail call.

By aggressively witty

April 26, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

LOL @ a grown a* man calling himself Pretty.

Pretty tony what they called him…

By DuShawn

April 26, 2006 12:14 PM | Link to this

@abc I disagree about a hint of exposed thong above the low rise jeans….That’s cool with me…and kind of hot actually.

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 12:15 PM | Link to this

I am speechless Musing

My coworkers said email them a picture so they can see IT!

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 12:15 PM | Link to this

ok… men that REFUSE to wear deodorant…. and men with more body hair than I have… Clip that bush…..

By thug

April 26, 2006 12:15 PM | Link to this

just poppin in to say what’s up; wasn’t me or my workers that got popped last night!!! see, I “learnt” something in college…..

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 12:16 PM | Link to this

jerryj…you MUST be a pimp…

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 12:19 PM | Link to this

Jazzyone I can see you now telling your man pick up his &ick…”Hey, don’t put that %ick there, place it in the dirty #ick pile.” LOL

By Wise Diva

April 26, 2006 12:20 PM | Link to this

I can’t catch up! Are you guys on caffeine today? Wow!

Let me post the questions again in case some people are distracted, LOL

Have you ever met someone that appeared to be so attractive at first glance but within a few minutes they were downright scary? How did you handle it?

Can you ever recover from these less then stellar moments?

By abc

April 26, 2006 12:22 PM | Link to this

…not to me… low-rise jeans in general are bad, even thin girls look fat in ‘em, and not flattering to their derierre… exposed underwear shows lack of class to me.

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 12:22 PM | Link to this

@DuShawn I must co-sign that bruh! The hint of a thong over some low rise jeans will most definitely get you a drink just on GP!!

“So Seductive”, Tony Yayo

By PrivateDancer357

April 26, 2006 12:23 PM | Link to this

What about a man who has on more than one ring on each hand.

A foul mouth can be a turn off…if ever word is a cuss word.

Always talking about sex…and what he can do. Which usually means, he can’t do shiid.

Flea Market outfits, sandals/flip flops. I can’t stand men who wear sandal. Sandals are for little boys.

Always bragging…perpetrating.

Try to be “Mack of the Year”

By Peaches & Creamy

April 26, 2006 12:23 PM | Link to this

Good Afternoon Thug glad to see your ok, so why don’t you hit me up at my email.

By Jazzyone

April 26, 2006 12:25 PM | Link to this

Musing ha…yeah Im telling him where to put it alright and it ain’t in the dirty dick pile know that!.. (sigh, smilin’ real big).

Whuts up with Andy Gump that sits next to me in his cube and I can hear him eating and smakin with his big @zz..yuck…

By PrivateDancer357

April 26, 2006 12:25 PM | Link to this

One more…nappy chest hair…that looks like “Taco Meat.” LOL

By demigod

April 26, 2006 12:26 PM | Link to this

**im a Maimi boy, dem n!gg@ need to clean their grills and stop buying cheap metal one.

dushawn 10th/overtown and 62nd polk’n’bean, holla

By AShyGirl

April 26, 2006 12:29 PM | Link to this

Oh, bloggers/bloggettes! IT’s on & poppin’ today! You are not date-material if you meet any of the below: 1. If someone has to read you about your poor hygiene; 2. If you make any comments about my booty; 3. If you start talkin’ sex—at all—esp. if we just met or haven’t been but on a few dates! 4. If you are wearing too much cologne! 5. If you have any teeth that are not pearly white. This includes “grills” of any size! 6. If you are a smoker! 7. If your pants are hanging off your a$$ thug-style! 8. If you question why I don’t fry my hair or perm it to he11; 9. If you question why I don’t make up my face like an anorexic “supermodel.” Do I need to continue?!

By Peaches & Creamy

April 26, 2006 12:30 PM | Link to this

Of course you can recover from those stellar moments if you want to

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 12:32 PM | Link to this

oh sh!t Mr.thug is back

glad it wasnt u, thing happens

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 12:35 PM | Link to this

I’m signing off for now, will check back later

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 12:36 PM | Link to this

@thug Please holla at your girl Peaches. She is trying to put that thug passion on ya!…LOL.

@AShyGirl We can’t even compliment the booty??…lol.

“Ms New Booty”, Bubba Sparxx

By thug

April 26, 2006 12:38 PM | Link to this

not here to cause no trouble, just killin time…..

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 12:39 PM | Link to this

@ RunninA.. umm..oka..bring it on then.. i’ can take it..

@ WD

If you mean, when you see a fine a* guy from far coming towards you, you get all excited with your girls.. saying oh he’s so fine, look at him ..waiting for him to come up close!! OH Hellz no..he is NOT cute.. That happens often, you know when comebody looks hot from far but coming up close, i’m like damn u ‘could’ve just stayed up over there!! lol.. And how do we handle it?? We just smile at the dude ( not mean mug ) and turn around..

By Page1908

April 26, 2006 12:41 PM | Link to this

OH MY GOSH MUSING!!! Hahahaha…hey boo..I’m here! Sorry I didn’t have your back yesterday…lol

Hey Gavi, QC, CutieB, Third

LOL ok QC really said thang-thang swing in some sweat pants?! gasp @ the word thang-thang….ok since most of you indicated what your turn-offs are, may I ask what your turn ONS are???

My turn-ons are: *great teeth/fresh, minty breath *clean cut (also known as “preppy”) *smart and articulate *tall *strong arms *ambitious/goal oriented *funny

By AShyGirl

April 26, 2006 12:42 PM | Link to this

@THE WASHINGTONIAN dont knock the backup drawers, for this girl they come in real handy when it’s that timne of the month.

By THE INFAMOUS DK

April 26, 2006 12:43 PM | Link to this

Runnin They need to holla cause both of em fake as 23 dollar bill..

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 12:45 PM | Link to this

@Kym

well my ex was 6’2 200lb, I handle her well…like I said,”I understand why you wouldnt date a short guy”. but dont knock us for trying.

While I’m at it, why in the fu@k are you tall guys<6’3 and up> with 5’0 and 5’4 women? Dont like being look in the face?

And kym if you will stop with the ugly mug, maybe taller guys will dig you. And taller women seem to wear the ugly mug face anyway.

THERE IS A PLACE CALLED HELL, SO SEE UR SELF TO IT

By AShyGirl

April 26, 2006 12:45 PM | Link to this

@runnin you can make a compliment but dont stay focused on the booty & PLEASE dont tell me what you can do to it. I’ve heard it all before

By ern

April 26, 2006 12:49 PM | Link to this

Too many removable parts, hair, nails, contacts (color),piercings, too many tattos,bad body odor, attitude,gold teeth, yeah women it ain’t cute on y’all either! too materialistic, what I drive and where I live don’t make me who I am ( now living with your folks is out of the question!)

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 12:49 PM | Link to this

Hai girl @ Page1908

Ok… great idea.. My turn ons are.. great smile too, tall, big muscley, shaved head, lil facial hair.. confidence, smelling oh so good ( u get a hug easily )!! humour, etc etc..

By JerryJ

April 26, 2006 12:50 PM | Link to this

@ sJea I’m a PIMP Personally Interested in Making Profits

some of my Good friends are the kind of PIMP you are referring to.. but not me… That is another full time job!

What I have learned from life is (who needs a date coach????? I am willing to help for a fee!!!!)

Women (or men) accept any position you give them

so to keep on topic… how I handle short attractions is with the truth.. you caught my eye but lost my interest…

I used to have a voice mail on my phone that said. “you have reached the decline button…either I am trying to avoid you.. or I am truly busy”

after 5 or 6 times they get the message.

By NYC living in CA

April 26, 2006 12:50 PM | Link to this

Woman- don’t wear thongs that come up your back, and pants that go down your AZZ and expect me to think that you don’t want me too look

By Page1908

April 26, 2006 12:50 PM | Link to this

LOL Runnin and DK

Ummm Ashygirl…granny pannies (also known as “period” pannies) are SOOO not the hotness! You can best believe that I’m rocking the thongs no matter what time of the month it is! Also, being clean shaven (or close to it) is definitely a must ladies!

By olderandwiser

April 26, 2006 12:51 PM | Link to this

Just got home from work, really tired, but this is too good a topic not to blog on before I go to bed.

Guy turn-offs on the approach:

Being drunk or high. Bad manners: too physical, familiar and/or sexually explicit. Poor hygiene: malodorous body and/or hair; halitosis; unclean nails; dirty and smelly feet (in summer). Poor grooming: untrimmed facial hair, scaly hands, unwashed or torn clothing. (For older males: hairy nostrils and ears.) Looks around the room or networking while supposedly conversing with me. Immediately talks about his job, income, degrees, real estate, possessions, portfolio, sexual prowess, etc. Is too curious about me and my personal information (see above). Makes or takes non-urgent phone calls or text messages in my presence. Cannot converse on topics not involving sports, sex, work, music or celebrity gossip. Says he’ll call and then doesn’t follow up promtply or at all. (With me you get three days. After that, I won’t bother answering because I know you’re not into me. And I won’t call you.) Declines to share his contact information = he’s unavailable (married, unemployed, etc.)

Guy turn-offs on dates/down the road:

Inside of his vehicle(s) looks and smells like a fast food dumpster. Has poor table manners either when out or at home. Is surly or dismissive of waitstaff in restaurants or at catered events. Doesn’t clean up his place before inviting me there. “Forgot” to put away, take down or throw out pictures or mementos of ex(es). Has negative attitude about and behaves rudely towards my friends, family, coworkers and/or strangers. Takes me for granted and treats me like it. Doesn’t keep it scrupulously clean and trimmed up, if not shaven. (You know what I mean.)

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 12:52 PM | Link to this

Gavi when that happens I just act like either I lost my contact or I start going into conversions and like my turretts have just kicked in…. @Privatedancer… LOLOL Taco Meat……. that’s sick…… hehehe

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 12:56 PM | Link to this

@ demigod33

Cause women like us, like them tall guys as well.. its just a natural thing..

By Page1908

April 26, 2006 12:57 PM | Link to this

LOL ern..I actually only have 1 hole in each ear and I do have a belly button piercing, which I got back in 1997 BEFORE it became popular…other than that, that’s it. Oh yeah, I do have acrylic over my nails…lol *eye roll

By Dushawn

April 26, 2006 12:58 PM | Link to this

privateDancer357 mentioned how foul mouths can be a turn off reminds me of another story…

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 01:06 PM | Link to this

ShyGirl Have you heard this one?? Dangggg, baby your booty look like two big ole 20 inch speakers, that I need to see in the back of my cadillac.

All said while looking at your booty and licking my lips

By AShyGirl

April 26, 2006 01:11 PM | Link to this

Bloggers/bloggettes! Yall making my day! Boss is over peeping over my shoulder, stressing a girl & yall are making me LOL. “‘Preciate cha! now let me try to work & blog at the same time! :-D

By Peaches & Creamy

April 26, 2006 01:11 PM | Link to this

Mail call Thug

Have a nice afternoon/evening everyone

By Wise Diva

April 26, 2006 01:12 PM | Link to this

JerryJ…ohhh that is brilliant! I am soo going try that. That way I don’t get called names or yelled at in person. LOL

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 01:13 PM | Link to this

Page you left me hang’in..I could have used some back up yesterday.

Said while wearing biking shorts and a neon orange sweat band

By Tom

April 26, 2006 01:15 PM | Link to this

OK, one more turn off that is a big one for guys. When women get together, they do some kind of Vulcan mind melt and then have a complete conversation with a series of grunts, nods, uh huhs, and you knows. The women know what the other said and they both go off happy.

When a women tries that on a guy, he is thinking, what is wrong with this one, why can she speak right. I don’t have a f*kin clue what she wants. And the women starts complaining that he doesn’t understand me and he should know what I’m thinking.

To paraphrase olderandwiser, men are not women without breasts. We don’t have the genes to decode whatever it is that you are implying or thinking about. Just say it or we’ll be gone to someone else who we can understand.

By Wise Diva

April 26, 2006 01:18 PM | Link to this

ok demigod, what did I miss, who are you sending to hell?

LOL…lighten up people! Sheesh!

By Page1908

April 26, 2006 01:20 PM | Link to this

LOL Musing…biking shorts AND a sweatband! I had your back yesterday boo! pointing at myself

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 01:21 PM | Link to this

@olderandwiser…call me country if you want, but WTF is up with this shaving your private area for men… did I miss the memo on this??? I am not puttin a razor blade near my family jewels!!!!

By Ms Corporate

April 26, 2006 01:24 PM | Link to this

I’m a little late on the blog today..it’s been crazy..

These messages are cracking me up..

I can’t stand it when a guy is really cute then he comes up to you and he eithers has too many teeth in his mouth, or they are all over the place, or have a glacier of cheese on them..UGH..that’s a huge turnoff. Can you just brush and floss on a regular basis please..they even have mouthwash that can kill some of the plaque buildup..but that’s usually in addition to you brushing..I will not just walk away rude, but I will go ahead and make something up so I can leave as quickly as possible.

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 01:26 PM | Link to this

what’s up Page!!!

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 01:31 PM | Link to this

OK So am I a loser now because I am 26 and living with the old folks?? I am in college, and looking for another house??? I have a plan to move out in 4 more months… I think if people have a plan in action to move out then that’s fine…. now if you are 35 and up still living at home then you got issues….

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 01:32 PM | Link to this

LOL @DK

@gavi You ain’t ready!…lol.

@AShyGirl What if we want to sit a drink on the booty and see if it will stay? Sometimes we just like to look and admire the curves…lol.

“They reminisce over you”, Pete Rock & CL Smooth

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 01:34 PM | Link to this

@BEEN That’s what I said, “WTF did she mean with that?!” Knocked me so far off deck, that I had to just lay back, chill, and observe.

Men don’t EVER shave anywhere near The Johnson.

By DuShawn

April 26, 2006 01:38 PM | Link to this

I used to have these three day birthday parties at the Doubletree/Grand Hotel every year. I always showed a lot of love to my guest and celebrated life. One year my lady and I met this girl at my cousin’s house. She said she had no plans for the evening so I invited her to the suite. (She tried, unsuccessfully, to stay all three days.)She was a pretty Hispanic chic, but she used profanity every other word. Every sentence was this bi@#ch or that Muthaf@34ka. I like hood girls, but dayum she was annoying. Her name for the entire weekend was garbage mouth. I’d be like, “garbage mouth bring me another drink”. My lady was more kind about it. She sat the girl down and spoke to her woman to woman. She said you’re a beautiful girl, but you express yourself like a tramp. The final straw for this Puerto Rican stray was when I awoke during the afternoon of the second day. My lady and her friends are working hard decorating the suite, cleaning shrimp, seasoning Conch, making mango salad (all my favorites) and this trick is in one of the bedrooms asleep. I immediately woke her azz up and let her know was dismissed.

By AShyGirl

April 26, 2006 01:40 PM | Link to this

@Page1908 my “back-up” drawers are a pair of comfortable BINIKIS & I keep the thongs ready2go. @Musing you are 2 funny (covering my mouth, trying to not 2 laugh b/c the boss is still in the immediate area) @cutie, btia, washingtonian & AGGWIT Yall are off the chain LMAOROTF I’m going to get some lunch BRB

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 01:40 PM | Link to this

So far none of the ladies have listed guys that talk to their “Boobs” instead of their face. So any other guys that like to admire “the jello molds” we are ok. LOL

By Thickness

April 26, 2006 01:40 PM | Link to this

I have caught up now, yes you guys are of the chain today. So let me get started!

@AGG yes there are bruhs still wearing biker shorts in your beloved Decatur!

Page you are so right clean shaven is good, or a piece of pie will do. Ladies you will instantly feel the difference.

By Page1908

April 26, 2006 01:42 PM | Link to this

LOL Third…..um, girl….no comment…lol….do you bring dudes to your house with the old folks there??? What if you are trying to “smash” and dude doesn’t have his own spot either? Do you go to a motel and rent the room by the hour (or the minute…lol)???

Ummm Washingtonian…who is Johnson? lol….looking around the blog room

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 01:43 PM | Link to this

I love talkin with yall, but the women have made it clear that I must have missed the class on some of this stuff…

I don’t look like Toni’s or Star’s men, I keep my body clean and everything straight, but shaving the private areas and gettin nails done and eyebrows arched ain’t me…lol

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 01:47 PM | Link to this

Hey Caveman…. No one likes to eat bush…….. If you got a big bush you might as well zip up and go home….. Big bushes are not cute… it’s like seeing a jeri curl with no juice… Just crunch and munch….. And it’s especially not cute when you scratch your bush and you go hey I found an old fingernail… I was wondering where that went…. Thinking about big bush makes me think of that Guns and Roses song Welcome to the jungle…. Shave that thing…. Also for the ladies bush is not cute either… If you are going to wear a one piece there is nothing more gross than see pieces of the bush flowing out at the end… Get some whackers and cut that off….. yuck!

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 01:47 PM | Link to this

@PD357 12:23 OOH girl , I hate a man in sandels. I don’t like it when men where sweaters either. I know it’s harsh, I just don’t like it. You checked out the Hot Yoga schedule?

What up Ms. Corporate

By AShyGirl

April 26, 2006 01:49 PM | Link to this

@runnin If my booty is so big you can place your drink on it, I’m moving into a gym! Can you say LIPOSUCTION? Dayum, that’s too much even for me!

By JerryJ

April 26, 2006 01:50 PM | Link to this

This is free advice for now (for the right price I can show anyone how to be successful)

I met a girl at a modeling event at woodruff arts center and she was the prettiest woman you can imagine. She looked great body was un real and on the outside everything was wonderful… we talked on the phone and things where good… we got together for a date and went out. This girl looked so good that the stupid things that kept slipping out her mouth I was pushing to the back because she looked so good. I mean I had to say ok focus… look at her… I bet her tears are even happy… well needless to say… after the first date even though I knew that this chick was a complete bafoon I decided to take her out again because b/c how well the first date went..(good date in dudes talk means…) well second date comes around and after picking her up I hit a electric wire in my SUV and took out the whole entire electricity in the apartment she was living in plus dented my hood up… I instantly dropped her back at her apt.. that was the last time I ever dated just for looks. Looks and personality are mandatory!* don’t settle for less

By Ivy

April 26, 2006 01:51 PM | Link to this

Washingtonian…..yes they do shave, trim it up or at least they should. Every man I have ever dated kept their trimmed. Ain’t no body trynna tackle through the jungle, getting cut up and snagged from some beastly unkempt forest of hair.

By Jazzyone

April 26, 2006 01:52 PM | Link to this

1908 wus up chick Runnin hey man.

By Thickness

April 26, 2006 01:52 PM | Link to this

Okay Been, but can the nails be clean and filed smooth, can the hands be soft and not rough like a brilo pad. Maybe just one shave, one time?

3rd girl it is difficult living with the old folks, trust me, I can’t do it no longer. I’m in college also, but I have to leave, they need their space. I think they smashing on the down low!

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 01:54 PM | Link to this

3rdWheel Girl, you are clown’in…Cruch and Munch on the bush. LMAO

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 01:57 PM | Link to this

Ok, most things have been covered but fellas, what about the cutie with the mustache, especially if you a redbone? Women, isn’t there something you can do for that?

@Musing No one said anything so we’re in the clear to talk directly to the chest! Just leave it alone now so we can run with it…lol.

@BTIA You aiight dawg, continue to do you. You know the 48th is coming back from Iraq so I’m gonna find you a nice, thug army chick with a gold tooth and a fade…lol.

“The most beautiful girl in the world”, Raheem the Dream

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 01:58 PM | Link to this

@ RunninA

Whateva!! what up with u and u’re lyrics @ the end u’re blogs?? pls explain

By Thickness

April 26, 2006 01:58 PM | Link to this

Hey 3rd this would officially make me a c**-blocker (not sure how to spell c**?).

Musing Don’t like it when men look at the breast as if the have a mouth and mind of their own.

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 01:58 PM | Link to this

@thirdwheel…hey suga..it ain’t a bush…not to get into details but its nice and curly. What kind of men have you been dealing with that had small afros down there??

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 02:00 PM | Link to this

@ JerryJ Ok, i did read the advise.. then why do u guys say, girls ask for too much.. i want looks and personality in my baby daddy as well..

By Page1908

April 26, 2006 02:01 PM | Link to this

LOL Thickness…girl, lol @ piece of pie….my personal favs are the landing strip and rectangle patch…lol

@ Third…I disagree with you girl. I don’t mind the bush on the dude, but it must be FRESH AND CLEAN AND NOT MUSTY, SWEATY, OR DAMP! This is what we call on the West Coast Spongy Ballz..YUCK! Dudes…say NO TO SPONGY BALLZ!

By JerryJ

April 26, 2006 02:03 PM | Link to this

shave it. Women Love it. that is reason enough

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 02:03 PM | Link to this

@thickness…will do suga.. just hard to imagine clippers, scissors, razors, nair(?) in the netheregions…

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 02:06 PM | Link to this

@third you know I have love for ya but if you’re grown and livin with your parents, (unless you just got out the hospital and need someone to take care of you for a minute you know like give you your medicine and change your bandage… ) you lame!! lol!! Get off this blog and get on Apartments.com!!! Just kidding girl, I’m sleepy. akin crazy

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 02:09 PM | Link to this

@runnin…nothing but love to the ladies on the blog, but you right I need one with bullet holes, red and blue weave, couple of open faces in her mouth, and her name spelled in chinese tattooed on her neck…..LMAO

By Ivy

April 26, 2006 02:10 PM | Link to this

JerryJ, not shave bald, but trim it up so that it’s not wild. Kinda like taking your clippers and putting the guard on and making it neat.

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 02:12 PM | Link to this

Page That “Spongy Ballz” gets me er’time. LOL hehehehe

You have to keep that thing trimmed down there…The ladys like a nice “landing strip”

By AShyGirl

April 26, 2006 02:14 PM | Link to this

@Musing If you are staring at my boobs, you are desperate & a desperate man is an UNattractive man. You’ll go from 10 to zero in seconds.

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 02:15 PM | Link to this

Page Johnson - another slang for the male genitalia.

Ivy - I ain’t never heard of brothers shaving/trimming up the d*ck hair. Sorry. Those dudes that you refer to that are, are probably serious candidates for being downlow f*. They’re doing the same thing that you’re doing, wearing panties and bikini bottoms. And when they tuck their shyt back, they want that area looking clean.

Real men ain’t shavin’ jack below the neck.

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 02:15 PM | Link to this

@Thickness LOL!!! i know they be smashing on the low Hell yea they smashin! It’s thier house! My fathers a deacon and my mother is a Sunday school teacher but the things I heard coming out of their bedroom when I was a child, scared me for life. It was very unchristian like. Talkin cash money shyt to each other. Make me nauseas just thinkin about it.

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 02:17 PM | Link to this

Ohhh, Ladie please shave the underarm hair. Looks like you have Cynt Mckinney in a head lock. LOL

By Page1908

April 26, 2006 02:17 PM | Link to this

Jazzy Hey chica:)

LOL BTIA @ “nice and curly”…you put some Sulfur 8 grease on it or something boo?? Hahaha gasp

@ DuShawn lol Pretty Hispanic Puerto Rican chick…I can definitely relate to that! Well, half of my ethnicity can at least…lol

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 02:18 PM | Link to this

@Musing Dang, Thickness killed that.

@Third No more feeling sorry for women living with mom & pops. We let ya’ll off the hook with that anyway and we catch no slack if we do. In fact, I’m tired of paying bills, let me call my folks….

@gavi The song is either what I’m listening to when I post or has something to do with the content of my post.

“Wednesday lover”, Jagged edge

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 02:20 PM | Link to this

ShyGirl how did you know I was looking at your boobs, when I wrote that. LOL

Now shifting eyes back and forth between Boobs and Booty

By G

April 26, 2006 02:22 PM | Link to this

Quick Story……….I’m rapping to this chick at the club on Roswell. I mean she’s fine as a fiddle. She’s talking good, so I’m about to get that math. All of a sudden…..she farts. I mean it’s loud enough in the club to where we both heard it. She excused herself, and said it was my fault b/c I made her laugh.

By DuShawn

April 26, 2006 02:23 PM | Link to this

I don’t know if this is just a Miami thing or not…Have yall eva seen women come outside with baby powder all on their chest. Normally, it is accompanied by gold teeth and multicolored weaves. When me and my homeboys used to them back in the day, we would say “Dayum, baby got weed, rocks and powder.”

By cadillac

April 26, 2006 02:24 PM | Link to this

heeeyyy there’s nothing wrong with moving back home for awhile!!!

By JerryJ

April 26, 2006 02:25 PM | Link to this

@ gavi1126 you said… i did read the advise.. then why do u guys say, girls ask for too much.. i want looks and personality in my baby daddy as well..

If a guy thinks a girl is asking for too much. He is probably not wanting enough for himself or his life. That guy has nothing to offer emotionally, spiritually, physically or financially. A guy should want to give his GIRL the world. (& visa versa) The guy you want with looks and personality won’t think you are asking for too much becasue he will be able to provide it in X amount.

(I would put Dr Phil out of bizness)

By COB

April 26, 2006 02:26 PM | Link to this

You know what, in this day and age of down low brothers I appreciate the brother who doesn’t get his nails manicured (keep them short and clean though!), doesn’t get his eyebrows waxed, not checking himself in the mirror constantly, or trying to shave below the belt. It’s nice having a man who’s not into that. I grew up in the country so I like men who are not high maintenance, gotta love those county boys!

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 02:26 PM | Link to this

@ RunninA.. Gotcha..

Tha block is hot, Lil’Wayne ..lol.

By Ms Corporate

April 26, 2006 02:30 PM | Link to this

@LAHLAH - Honey GUL..lol

Ok, I came up with another No, No..If you come up to me and have taco meat pouring out of the top of your shirt..that will get you nowhere with me. Hairy Chests aren’t my preference, but if you are going to have hair on the chest it must be straight or soft..it’s definitely not going to work for me..I feel like if I’m laying on my man’s chest and he has all that taco meat..i may scratch my face down to the white meat..lol

By aggressively witty

April 26, 2006 02:30 PM | Link to this

If you a dude and you justify moving back in with your parents, you might as well sit down to pee too.

Like Chris Rock said “I aint moving back home with momma cause you aint in love no more!”

du, that powder thing is worldwide…and i dont know why. I went to Uzbekistan and saw an uzbeki woman with some gold bond and a wife beater on.

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 02:31 PM | Link to this

Here’s another angle on the shaving point - Do women that want men to shave, do so because they’re bi and are used to naked clit-bumpin’ with duda-the-d**?

Nuttin’ personal, just askin…

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 02:31 PM | Link to this

@page…nawl gurl, I use some that blue grease you get a the Woolworths….lol

By Rod

April 26, 2006 02:32 PM | Link to this

thirdwheelflunkie, question for you. You said early on in this post that it’s a turn off to you when guys email you and start off talking about sex and all - you said you just want to find someone who is meaningful and really wants to meet you just to hang out and not just to bang! However, all day, your comments have been somewhat sexual in nature - talking about cut/uncut and bushes.

As a guy, I wanna know - do you really want the guy to be all polite and non-sexual or what? Sort of like in the movie Tootsie, Jessica Lange said she just wants a man to come up to her and say he wants sex with her: however, when Dustin Hoffman did it she threw a drink at him. Point: women say and mean different things alot of the time. You really want no comments about sex at first? Just askin, don’t go killin’ on me, please.

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 02:32 PM | Link to this

OMG @ RunninA .. look here, JerryJ is doing good at advising.. u might wanna step up Runnin

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 02:32 PM | Link to this

that’s funny G

By TDub

April 26, 2006 02:33 PM | Link to this

LOL@MusingLee That Cynt Mckinney JOke was Classic!

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 02:34 PM | Link to this

LMMFAO @**BTIA!!! Dawg, you just made me spill my drink for real, you have lost it!

“Trapstar”, Young Jeezy

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 02:35 PM | Link to this

*olderandwiser *

do you like anything about a man at all?

gavil126

bullsh!t

By Ms Corporate

April 26, 2006 02:36 PM | Link to this

@G - I have to admit I have passed gas a few times when a guy has come up to me, I can’t remember the circumstances specifically..but it was probably something i ate or I was trying to get rid of the guy..but I don’t let the loud one come out..i try to slide the silent - but deadly one out..and remain with a straight face as long as possible…then i might even ask..man..do you smell that?..lol

LOL..just trying to keep it real..sorry if I offended the guys who don’t expect women to be human

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 02:36 PM | Link to this

thats right COB show us country boys some love…mean-muggin with arms crossed lol…changing my name to ruffneck….arms still crossed, gold teeth gleaming, tattoes standing out…lol

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 02:37 PM | Link to this

jerryJ…a’ight den, pimpin’…i won’t disagree with your 225p comment…and you’re right…it goes both ways…

i get tired of meeting extra regular @ss negroes who expect me to be have a walk like tyra…clean and keep house like martha stewart…have hips like beyonce…have abs like janet jackson…give h ead like janet jackme..be as smart as condoleeza…and have money like oprah…

don’t ask me to put forth effort at a level that you’re not willing to meet and / or exceed…

By aggressively witty

April 26, 2006 02:41 PM | Link to this

Washingtonian you just made a HUGE leap. Good lord. How you even get there. We riding down normalcy highway and you just took a big off ramp onto perverted road.

Why the rest of yall aint acting like that post was crazy. maybe its just me.

grown folks with shaved privates have 1 of three things going on

1) crabs 2) they lovah is a closet pedophile 3) they want they parts to look bigger than what god gave them.

By C tha 1

April 26, 2006 02:41 PM | Link to this

What’s up everybody … I’m a little late today. But I can’t imagine getting a manicure and pedicure on a regular basis. I grew up on a farm, I was forced to work with my hands and not be afraid to get dirty. But it balanced out when I had to wash dishes which wouldn’t keep my hands totally jacked up.

Still I met this new chick who wants to got get a manicure and pedicure together!! Hey she fine as hell, and if she don’t want to feel my crusty dogs under the sheets … oh well I guess I’ll go this once.

By TDub

April 26, 2006 02:42 PM | Link to this

Hey BTIA it’s called “Blue Magic”. LOL My mom’s used to buy it for me and my brotha! LOL

By COB

April 26, 2006 02:42 PM | Link to this

@ Washingtonian, I don’t like my men to shave down below, get their nails manicured, or wax their eyebrows. I’m from the country. Real men in the country do not do that.

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 02:42 PM | Link to this

Woolworth’s is still open

By aggressively witty

April 26, 2006 02:43 PM | Link to this

LOL @ Extra Regular thats hilarious, ima have to add that to my list of things that is just a funny description.

Also on that list, anyone with a 2 door suv…that suv is then called a coupe…example…the Explorer Coupe. That shyt is just dumb

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 02:44 PM | Link to this

@ demigod33 .. whatcha mean?? can a person be picky!! thank u

By AShyGirl

April 26, 2006 02:44 PM | Link to this

@Musing LOL

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 02:45 PM | Link to this

Ok Musing I’m gonna need a second opinion on this one. Should we clown the grown women living with mom & pops or let it ride? I’m just saying, if it was the other way around, we would get no love.

By COB

April 26, 2006 02:45 PM | Link to this

@ Been Thru it all, I don’t like the gold, mean mugging, or thuggishness. Just the country boy mentality: work hard, provide for the family, play hard.

By TDub

April 26, 2006 02:46 PM | Link to this

All I ask is that you match your panties and your bra! T.I.P.

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 02:46 PM | Link to this

sJea If you have the RIGHT two on that list…Things could still work out ok….LMAO

By G

April 26, 2006 02:47 PM | Link to this

I told her…..”Flatulence is to be human. Now hurry up and give me that number b4 that smell kills us both.”

By Dushawn

April 26, 2006 02:48 PM | Link to this

@sJea… I like the way you said that.

By JerryJ

April 26, 2006 02:48 PM | Link to this

@ s jea If you have money like Oprah Give h ead like janet jacme are as smart as condelessa and have abs like Janet J

You should hit me up

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 02:48 PM | Link to this

Bluemagic…Bergomont

By SHAY

April 26, 2006 02:49 PM | Link to this

Hello all! I have been lurking for a while and this is my second post. I have to say again, that you guys are making my boring days at work fly by. I love yall! Not trying to get my nose dirty, but runninatl is usually runnindashow…lol.

Turn-off’s: Being Fake. It will always show!

By Mac-a-roni Toni

April 26, 2006 02:49 PM | Link to this

Roy Hargrove - the whole cd…since we music dropping..lol

this topic is too funny…nothing really to add people have pretty much covered everything…lol

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 02:50 PM | Link to this

sticking my tongue out at you, aggwit…i have an explorer coupe…i mean, sport…

By AShyGirl

April 26, 2006 02:50 PM | Link to this

@MSCorp. You are a killa (no pun intended) @sJea GURL, PREACH!!!!

By TDub

April 26, 2006 02:51 PM | Link to this

What’s wrong with a dude keeping his nails clipped. I know you don’t want a guy walking around like Freddy Kruger. LOL

By chink

April 26, 2006 02:51 PM | Link to this

^5 Sjea

@ agg Hold on what is wrong with a man trimming the private area? Nobody said bare but trim is that bad????

By Page1908

April 26, 2006 02:52 PM | Link to this

LOL BTIA…that blue grease?! Hahhaha…yeah, boo, that’s called Blue Magic, I think. My grandmother still has some that is about 25 years old!

LOL sJea @ walk like Tyra and hips like Beyonce..haha…ummm yeah, what’s wrong with that?! hands on curvaeous hips

Ok LOL @ whoever keeps talking about Taco Meat! Hahaahha…umm is that taco meat with or without the WHITE SAUCE? LOL gasp:)

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 02:53 PM | Link to this

I’m not shaving jack. Little slim further up was saying that she liked her dudes to shave and I just don’t understand and was wondering, “Why?”

The more we come up, the more we fall down.

By Jackie

April 26, 2006 02:54 PM | Link to this

I have been just perusing all the comments and you guys are WILD! LahLah, MissQC, *BeenThruItall, you guys keep me cracking. My co-workers think I am on some heavy Sh*t right now!

Seriously, first impressions are sometimes the ONLY CHANCE TO IMPRESS. If everybody would remember the basic hygenic skills their parents taught them, there would be a lot more pleasant first dates.

Some women like guys with gold teeth, so that’s not bad, just a preference. It just when they have multiple gold teefes that causes a problem.

@LahLah, Girl buy that man some draws and KEEP HIM. That’s just a little flaw that is easily fixable. I know I had to do it……So Worth It.

By DuShawn

April 26, 2006 02:55 PM | Link to this

just an obscure thought…. Isn’t it funny how “extra regular” has one connotation and “extra ordinary” another. ignore me, I drift sometimes

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 02:55 PM | Link to this

Runnin Man I would be a lot tougher on the ladies…But, I had this ex that lived with her mom when I was in college. I would smash, crash, and bash the “kit kat” and in the morning her mom would make me breakfast for put’in it down the previous night. LMAO

So lets not clown them for sentimental reasons. sniff sniff

By abc

April 26, 2006 02:56 PM | Link to this

Yall are wrong about men maintaining body hair — in fact, if you haven’t even ever heard of that, then I think all the grandstanding about your collective game has to be BS. Puhleeeeze! Even good hygiene dictates such maintenance, much less attractiveness and sexuality. If you think it’s somehow anti-masculine, homophobia suits you nicely.

Anyone older than 18 should either be in college or living on their own. If circumstance has you living with your parents as an adult, then at least acknowledge that others will consider you a loser.

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 02:57 PM | Link to this

dayum COB thought I had some help…lol

that blue magic is the ish, there isn’t a Woolworth in Savannah, but I holla at the Asian ladies at the hair place and they hook me up….

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 02:59 PM | Link to this

@TDub Ahhhh, what you know about that Blue Magic? I still get that for my kid’s hair…lol.

@gavi Jerry can have that today, I’m working on my Funny Farm material. Ummmm, you need to pay attention, somebody just called you out, pulled your card, so what’s up???

“What you know about that”, T.I.

By COB

April 26, 2006 03:00 PM | Link to this

there is a big difference between a country thug and a country man. My grandfather, daddy, and brothers are country men. guys who try to make money illegally, wear their pants around their butts, gold teeth, bad grammer, no job, no car, no apartment or house, long hair, braids, or have no get up and go about themselves are country thugs.

By TDub

April 26, 2006 03:00 PM | Link to this

Runnin You’re right bruh. NO self respecting guy wants a woman that’s living at home with her parents either. I mean what are we gonna do? Roll up to her crib after a night out on the town and when I walk you to your door, your pops is inside flashing the light at us so I can’t give you the goodnight kiss. C’MON!!!

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 03:02 PM | Link to this

*DuShawn *

i was in overtown last week, u know them girls still do the sh!t!!!

By COB

April 26, 2006 03:04 PM | Link to this

there is a big difference between a country thug and a country man. My grandfather, daddy, and brothers are country men. guys who try to make money illegally, wear their pants around their butts, gold teeth, bad grammer, no job, no car, no apartment or house, long hair, braids, or have no get up and go about themselves are country thugs.

By aggressively witty

April 26, 2006 03:04 PM | Link to this

Chink aint nothing wrong with a trim. Im talking about shaving bald. That is crazy. For a man or a woman. I dont want no bald twizzied woman. No way no how. She need to have a grown up poodenda.

Sjea. ahahahahha I had no IDEA you had that. LOL. Ima get you a rag top so you can make it a coupe/vert!

By Caucasion

April 26, 2006 03:05 PM | Link to this

Is anyone white on here?

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 03:06 PM | Link to this

Can I get a clear precise definition of the term ‘extra regular @ss negroes’?

By Jackie

April 26, 2006 03:06 PM | Link to this

Dushawn, I am glad she became “unattractive” to you. You wouldn’t have wanted to go down that road. Why would you try to be friends or hang out with someone you knew were attracted to you while you’re married? Isn’t that like asking for some sh*t to do down?

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 03:07 PM | Link to this

@ RunninA

um, what, where ..who?? dude i’m lost..

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 03:08 PM | Link to this

Welcome to the blog Jackie girl i’m glad we are keeping you laughing, cause this shyt can get real serious sometimes…

By TDub

April 26, 2006 03:09 PM | Link to this

@runnin you know they make it in green too?

By Thickness

April 26, 2006 03:09 PM | Link to this

@LahLah girl you are a mess. But yeah they smashing…God be with them. I am going to start calling before I just pop up!

@AGG, that is not so, when it is 75 degrees or above a landing strip, rectangle patch, nice clipping or even a womans piece of pie should be welcomed. This is not perverted it’s good advice! Keep it clean, keep it fresh, keep it proper.

By Miss Divalicious

April 26, 2006 03:09 PM | Link to this

@ THE WASHINGTONIAN I agree with Jerry J. I think men should shave. I don’t think that women ask men to shave below the belt because they are bi. It is just feels better. Plus when they are giving oral love, the hair sometimes gets in the way. You should try it sometime.

By JerryJ

April 26, 2006 03:09 PM | Link to this

@ wash & ivy

Shaving is sanitary. I used to trim… now I just shave let it grow some and shave again…. I knocked it until I tried it… I will put it like this… it is more skin to skin contact… and none of that GAY stufff I am opposed to all that DL sheet.

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 03:10 PM | Link to this

@Runin you still use Vitalis in your hair? LMAO

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 03:11 PM | Link to this

I thought you guys liked “it” shaved completely….easy access. See we was lookin out for yall.

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 03:12 PM | Link to this

@COB…throwing a peace sign at you suga(its just jokes honey)…see how much fun everybody is having, join in with us…

@runnin…My ambition az a rider..2pac

By PrivateDancer357

April 26, 2006 03:12 PM | Link to this

What about men who have deordorant caked up in their pit hair. NASTY.

You know can trim that too. Please trim it.

By whitey

April 26, 2006 03:13 PM | Link to this

what does “run game” mean? it that some black thing?

By Thickness

April 26, 2006 03:13 PM | Link to this

@LahLah, Jackie’s right!! Just a little flaw, can be changed.

By COB

April 26, 2006 03:13 PM | Link to this

@ Been thru it all, sorry. i like the clean country boys, not the thugs.

By atownative

April 26, 2006 03:14 PM | Link to this

Whoa. I’ve never dealt with a woman who wanted me to shave around my manhood. If I ever do she’s gonna be really disappointed.

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 03:14 PM | Link to this

Church, can we pause and have a moment of praise and worship for Jerrj’s 2:48 post:

If you have money like Oprah Give head like janet jacme are as smart as condelessa and have abs like Janet J…….You should hit me up. I must co-sign that one!

@Musing You have me in tears over here with moms fixing breakfast after you beat her daughter in her crib all night!

gavi you gonna let demigod pull your card like that? Making you sound stuck up or something?…LOL.

abc Just flat out called a few people losers on here…LMAO. I can’t take anymore.

“Infiltrate”, Sean Paul

By abc

April 26, 2006 03:15 PM | Link to this

That’s spelled caucasian, braniac.

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 03:17 PM | Link to this

@ Caucasion

Whatcha think??

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 03:20 PM | Link to this

@Jackie thanks for the advise. At first I wanted to drop him but I guess it is much easier to just get the man some drawls and move one. He IS a great man. But I’m gonna tell him, “if I ever see you do some crazy shyt like that again, I’M OUT! not sure if I’ve been spellin “drawls” right all day but since the day is almost over and no one corrected me, I won’t worry about it.

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 03:21 PM | Link to this

J and Miss D Thanks for the advice, but until I run into Final Female and she’s like allergic to pubic hair… I just can’t do it.

By runninatl

April 26, 2006 03:21 PM | Link to this

@TDub I feel you the living at home thing, but our boy Musing can make it work…lol. Oh, they make that Green Magic in Selma, Alabama! Grandma is there and I’ll pick up a jar next month fo sho!…lol.

@gavi You’re on the short bus now, somebody help her.

I appreciate the laughs today good people, hope no one got their feelings hurt, it’s all luv. Everyone have a blessed, safe evening!

By Page1908

April 26, 2006 03:22 PM | Link to this

LOLOL Musing…Oh my gosh! I hope you are not smashing, bashing, and crashing with those SPONGEY BALLZ u got! gasp hahahahaaaa

LOL @ whoever is still using Blue Magic on their hair! Runnin…isn’t that used to slick down the baby hair??? Umm yeah, can a grown azz woman still have baby hair anyway? At what age is the baby hair not baby hair anymore??? LOL….I’m just sayin’…..

By atownative

April 26, 2006 03:23 PM | Link to this

@whitey. yes

By Caucasion

April 26, 2006 03:24 PM | Link to this

My goodness gracious, I don’t know what to think. I don’t understand alot of these words, but I’m downlow with it and staying cool.

By white dude

April 26, 2006 03:24 PM | Link to this

how can you correct my fellow American, and you can’t even spell, alphabet boy!

By TDub

April 26, 2006 03:25 PM | Link to this

@Caucasion, does it really matter? Sheesh

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 03:29 PM | Link to this

@COB So the country thugettes must be who you run into in Decatur and on Old Nat’l. hmmm…

By MELO

April 26, 2006 03:29 PM | Link to this

And gals with bushy underarms…..so smelly! I like it when they shave all he way.No risk of hangin’ germs on my p..!

By whitey

April 26, 2006 03:30 PM | Link to this

what is “Blue Magic”, and what does “Run Game” mean?

By Page1908

April 26, 2006 03:30 PM | Link to this

LOL TDub…Green Blue Magic? lol oh!

LOL Thickness..@ “piece of pie”. The landing strip and rectangle patch of grass are my 2 favorites!

LOL @ PD357 @ caked up deodarant on the pit hair….hahahaha

looking around to see who I can “run game” on…lol @ Whitey

By melo

April 26, 2006 03:31 PM | Link to this

And gels,i get a headache when u have that dollar store smoke-smelling perfume on!

By Peaches & Creamy

April 26, 2006 03:31 PM | Link to this

There is nothing wrong with trimming around the hedges gentlemen, cause know of not 1 female who wants a bush mouth when they bobbing for the thang-thang as QC said earlier. LOL now i’ve never heard the dyck being called a thang-thang

By cadillac

April 26, 2006 03:32 PM | Link to this

my goodness, summertime is right around the corner….hair is hot and can be sweaty. what in the world is wrong with keepin down to a minimum

By FyreStarrter™

April 26, 2006 03:33 PM | Link to this

hello everyone! Turnoffs are simple, Gold Teeth (ewww), Smoking (OF ANY KIND), WHITE SOCKS WITH BLACK SHOES (C’mon PLAYA!!), poor hygiene, (get some axe & some damned deodorant), funky breath ( can the church say Amen-with your mouth CLOSED of course) & #1 is not being able to talk about anything other than sex (we just met fool sorry I am going to have to put the chastity belt ON YOUR MOUTH!) These will turn a brotha from Hero to Zero in less than 4 seconds FLAT! @page What’s up gyrl! @Wise Diva Hello Gyrl GREAT TOPIC!!

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 03:34 PM | Link to this

Now isn’t this some sh*t. LOL

By cadillac

April 26, 2006 03:35 PM | Link to this

WTF….think there’s some unwanted guest on this page!!!!

By FyreStarrter™

April 26, 2006 03:36 PM | Link to this

LOL @ Page you are KILLING ME. I am home with the flu & not supposed to laughing & supposed to be sleeping but here I am chest hurting CRACKING THE H3LL up LOL!!! Spongey Ballz!!! hahahahaha!!

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 03:36 PM | Link to this

i am confident that after today…there will be a number of people who go home and do some spring cleaning on their underwear drawer…wal-mart and target will have an increase in their numbers in undergarment sales…

at least two guys will stand naked in front of the mirror tonight and give some thought to trimming them short and nappies…and at least one female will wrap a sanitary napkin in tissue before throwing it away before the end of the week…

ah…we have succeeded in making the universe a better place today…

By AShyGirl

April 26, 2006 03:36 PM | Link to this

Bloggers/bloggettes Good day, good people. I had a ball today; let’s do it again tomorrow. ;-D (smiling & winking at you) Thank you Laney & WiseDiva!

By Caucasian American

April 26, 2006 03:38 PM | Link to this

Puhleeze.. We all know dey ain’t got no whities on dis board.

By FyreStarrter™

April 26, 2006 03:40 PM | Link to this

@ Peaches gyrl that’s that Thang-Thang don’t you know lol. And yes fellas there is NOTHING feminine about keeping the hedges trim believe it or not it is NOT exciting to go bobbing apples & see more than enough hair to donate for TWO WIGS!!

By Wise Diva

April 26, 2006 03:40 PM | Link to this

Do not bait people on this blog with racial comments

You have one more try to pull that crap again, and I will be forced to deal with your IP address.

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 03:43 PM | Link to this

i use to do some working in the porn business, clean shaving is a must! also it cuts down on odors was well.

beside, im a strong believer in sex and food at the sametime.

and the main reason i love tall women, many are open to that idea, than shorter women.

By PrivateDancer357

April 26, 2006 03:43 PM | Link to this

It’s funny…all of the things listed about men, actually describe “Jerome” from the MARTIN show. LMAO

By Dushawn

April 26, 2006 03:43 PM | Link to this

@Jackie in response to your 3:06 post, nothing could go down unless I allowed it to. I was impressed by that young lady’s presence and wanted to get to know her. Additionally, me and wifey are not like Cliff and Claire Huxtable, we’re more like Bonnie and Clyde. If I really wanted her, I would’ve sent wifey out to get her. (Once again I’ve said too much)

By FyreStarrter™

April 26, 2006 03:46 PM | Link to this

@sJeaSexyCool gyrl I agree with you but I predict a sellout of the entire undergarment department! Never be too careful! Fellas PLEASE when they get the skid marks on them & the holes start to show up it is time to LET THEM GO! Ladies SAME THING! I know you spent a little bit more money on your BUT THAT’S OKAY.. It is after all DRAWLS (lol) we are talking about & they are essential to good hygeine & overall attractiveness.

By COB

April 26, 2006 03:48 PM | Link to this

@ Washingtonian, I live in Athens right now and all the guys here seem to be wanna be thugs.

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 03:50 PM | Link to this

Page There are no “Spongy Ballz” here…But, I admit I laugh er’time I think of “Spongy Ballz” LMAO….

Runnin Man, it would be too funny…I was telling that chick “what about your mom” and she would say “Oh, she really likes you, it’s ok to smash”…So I would Monster mash, off the top bunk smash, no seat belt on crash. LOL

By Been Thru It All(caveman)

April 26, 2006 03:51 PM | Link to this

@Sjea…I aint going* my arms crossed, shaking my head, pouting like a kid* no shaving the pubic hair…lol

you right tho, I am going home an look at the anacondas resting place and I might take a weed whacker to it…lol

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 03:51 PM | Link to this

@PD357 you right does remind you of Jerome. I say Jerome in da house, I say Jerome in the hahahaha watch yo mouth!! Love that! Thanks for taking me back.

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 03:54 PM | Link to this

yyyeeahhhhhh

white people have arrive

By thirdwheelflunkie

April 26, 2006 03:54 PM | Link to this

Hey Yall! Had to go eat lunch and feed my face…. Here we go…… @ABC …. I ‘m not a looser because I moved back home with the old folks…. I brought my first house at the age of 24 and I had to sell it because the neighborhood turned ghetto on me and I also fell sick and almost had to have emergency surgery.. People move home for different reasons…. I am out in July….. And I pay rent to the old folks too…. They don’t be knocking the boots though… Haven’t done that since 1983…. :o) @Page.. LOLOL you crazy!!! I would rent the room by the minute since loving only last 2 minutes with most guys… and I agree with your comment too about the hair… Wet ain’t cute either…. @ Thickness…. it sucks living at home but I am out in July…. Thank God! @Caveman… I guess I have been hanging around the little boys and I just like things hairless… hehe @LahLah and Musing… yall are just straight crazy!! @Runnin… you can beat me up for living at home but it’s not like I am 35 and doing it!! @Cadillac… Thanks for your comment… Life I said everybody has different reasons for moving back…. @ Ms. Corporate…. You are off the chain… LOLOL @Rod… I’m not going to jump on you…. but to answer your question I can talk dirty all day long…. It’s humor and makes people laugh… Now I don’t talk like that when I first meet people. I feel like the people on here have become my extended family. Everybody be talking crazy on here… What my main point was if we meet online don’t let our first email be like Hi how are you doing… do you like to bang? Or when can we bang? I will delete that email faster than I can pass gas…. :o)

By Longtime Lurker

April 26, 2006 03:54 PM | Link to this

Let me chime in…A broad will get the boot if…

1.I meet a broad and she says she lives on the 20 side of thangs and got no ride and expects me to pick her up in 2006!

2.The broad comes over to the house and decides to get cozy and her ish is smellin like she is in the back of a BFI truck…she ain’t gotta go home, but she got’s to get the hell outta my crib. I don’t care how fine that broad is!

3.If I take that broad out to eat and she orders half the menu..she is outta there!

4.If the broad comes up in my crib tryin to change anything…she outta there!

By DasKrait2

April 26, 2006 03:56 PM | Link to this

I never heard of guys having so much hair/bush down there that it got in the way, maybe that just means…oh, never mind. chuckle

It is kinda like when you have a beard, sometimes good to do the forest fire affect, clean it ALL off. We shave the face, why not elsewhere?

By Jazzyone

April 26, 2006 03:58 PM | Link to this

DemigodWhats up with all the stereotypical comments about tall women, first we do all the mean muggin becasue we are tall, then we are into some other stupid shyit…give me a break, you know nothing about women if you have to categorize them as such…shorty..Looking down atcha’ waiting for you to say something stupid

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 03:58 PM | Link to this

I’ve only been through there once and the impression that I got was college drinking town, watch out brothers. Industry is dead and half of the would-be working class has resorted to hustlin’. Is that half-way accurate?

By DasKrait2

April 26, 2006 03:59 PM | Link to this

The forest fire affect refers to the idea that a forest fire is good for the long-term health/growth of the forest. Now that we control them(fires), forests are not as healthy and go up in flames much better when hit by lightening or a improperly discarded cigarette. Some even start from flames out of the exhaust of a dirt bike/ATV.

By Peaches & Creamy

April 26, 2006 04:00 PM | Link to this

@BTIA Weed wacker? dayum son!

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 04:01 PM | Link to this

Dushawn

Amen Bro, keep up the good work, we need more good folks like you!

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 04:01 PM | Link to this

quick turn-off…asking me if i can cook when i just met you…

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 04:04 PM | Link to this

LahLah I used to like “King Beef.” He would do that little dance and the girls would sing “Go King Beef, Go King Beef, Go King Beef” LOL..Hehehehehe

Priceless

By 2 can play that game©

April 26, 2006 04:04 PM | Link to this

wow!!!!

By Bold & Beautiful

April 26, 2006 04:04 PM | Link to this

@Wise - Thanks girl, for putting a handle on things, because this can get out of hand.

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 04:05 PM | Link to this

@ LL.. alrighty then.. all of your requirements are understandable.. in some sense..

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 04:06 PM | Link to this

@Lurk That pretty much covers it; but you forgot the ones with more than two “childrens’ fathers” LOL.

By MsElusive

April 26, 2006 04:06 PM | Link to this

hipbump to FyreStarrter - We are SO on the same page girl.

Aggressively Witty - I know it was much earlier, but THANK YOU for saying that a MAN who invites a lady out should pay. What is with these ATL men trying to get women to pay and then having the nerve to attempt to go to home base on the first date? WTH!? Guess they figure we pay and then they’ll service us? Hmmm… Is that men’s logic when they pay?

Our brethren of the ivory persuasion - Yall are killin’ me with your questions and your names. LMAO I promise I’m not mad at ya though. You won’t know unless you ask and you know what they say about those who assume.

By Jackie

April 26, 2006 04:08 PM | Link to this

@Whitey, Blue Magic is a hair pomade (grease) that African Americans used back in the day. (and some still use today.)

“Run Game” is another way of saying “seeming to being interested in a guy or girl and knowing that you are not”. You basically tell them lies and other un-truths to make yourself look like you are Grade “A” when you are really fake and failing.

By TDub

April 26, 2006 04:09 PM | Link to this

@DuShawn I know where you’re coming from bruh!!! wink,wink

By 2Short-n-Sweet

April 26, 2006 04:11 PM | Link to this

@LL

Now you know dayum well you don’t have all those expectations for a Woman you’ll probably date Tiny Tim if he was a Female & living! If you met someone and all they had was a big wheel you’ll be all on top of them!

By auston

April 26, 2006 04:11 PM | Link to this

Major turn-off: People who completely butcher the English language. Half the people on here sound like Lil’ Jon’s retarded cousin. If your conversation sounds or reads like the ‘shout out’ section of a Ying Yang Twins CD booklet, I would neither date you or hire you. An datz whussup, nilla…

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 04:12 PM | Link to this

@sJea Be glad a brother is interested in your cooking. Some of us ain’t eatin’ just anybody’s cooking. You’re seen as more than a “hit” at the minimum. Besides, women that I ask that and can get down, are more than happy to brag about their burning abilities, which makes their light that much brighter in my eyes.

And if you’re not that good, get a cook book and practice. Everyone likes to talk about something that they’re good at.

By 2Short-n-Sweet

April 26, 2006 04:13 PM | Link to this

King Beef why not King Ding-a-Ling?

By Longtime Lurker

April 26, 2006 04:15 PM | Link to this

@THE WASHINGTONIAN Nah, I am gonna find out that info when we meet, unless she lies!

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 04:17 PM | Link to this

LOL @Jackie That would be text-book accurate.

By FyreStarrter™

April 26, 2006 04:17 PM | Link to this

@MsElusive MUCH LUV to you gyrl! And I agree WHAT IS UP with these ATL trying to get women to pay on the first date & then having the unmitigated gall to ask for a nightcap?? OH H3LLS NO Your a$$ gets a size 8.5 boot up it sideways. Fella did I forget to mention being cheap & uncouth is a HUGE turnoff? Sorry if I forgot to MENTION that one before…. as I graciously turn my hips & walk away with the keys to your mouth Chastity Belt

By Wise Diva

April 26, 2006 04:18 PM | Link to this

sjea - your 2:30 post is another reason why I love when you comment!

Did you get my email last week?

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 04:20 PM | Link to this

@MusingLee yea I forgot all about King Beef. That was crazy..

By TDub

April 26, 2006 04:21 PM | Link to this

@Auston, what does nilla mean?

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 04:22 PM | Link to this

washingtonian…please believe that a country girl such as myself has med cooking skills…and i ain’t talking about just soul food…i just don’t think you should be asking me about my culinary skills before you even learn my last name…

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 04:22 PM | Link to this

OH Lawd too short-sweet don’t get LL started. Please!!!

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 04:23 PM | Link to this

@Lurker & Whitey - Now see, that would be a classic example of “Runnin’ Game” LOL

By Jazzyone

April 26, 2006 04:24 PM | Link to this

Auston..Shut the F*&^ up how about dat??!!..watch who you snipe out against patnah’..some of us on here are more educated than you and your mother..what??..this is how we get down, love it or leave it !

By MsElusive

April 26, 2006 04:24 PM | Link to this

Auston Sweety, I think it’s safe to say that no one on here needs a job from you or would want to date you (if the last word of your comments are any indication of you). Chill out. People are having fun with their slang, but you can “bet your bottom dollar” (that correct enough for you?) that they speak well at work. Hang loose and live a little. If slang is not your thing, cool. But to say that those who use it aren’t date or job worthy is a tad harsh. You don’t know us dude.

By COB

April 26, 2006 04:25 PM | Link to this

@Washingtonian Yea, you are close. It is a college town.

By MissQC

April 26, 2006 04:25 PM | Link to this

Safe drivings/ridings everyone!

By Longtime Lurker

April 26, 2006 04:28 PM | Link to this

@LahLah You ain’t hearin a squeek outta me towards that pigeon..remember from yesterday “BTB” (Beyond the Bull ish)…and keep it movin!

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 04:29 PM | Link to this

besides, washingtonian…why should i consider it lucky that someone wants me to cook for them?…

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 04:30 PM | Link to this

Tell em again Jazzy Girl you got his azz told for all of us… Auston you could always go to the American Idolblog BUSTA!!!!!

By 2Short-n-Sweet

April 26, 2006 04:30 PM | Link to this

Auston take you azz in dere and do dem dam dishes, and fix you a peanut butta samich cause yo mama ain’t cooking tonight!

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 04:31 PM | Link to this

Well dayummm yall… I don’t think ya boi Auston knew what the f*ck he was steppin into. give the man a chance to say he’s sorry and come back in the door the right way. LOL

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 04:33 PM | Link to this

Jazzyone

Chill, all my homeboys are 6’1+, seem to just past them up at the club for some reason or another….

I’m just mad at my 5’11 baby momma, she did some foul sh1t to me yesterday, a total disrepect.

I dont mind being told you are too short for me, but dont pat me on the head and say get the fu@k on! oh the meanest!

I do wish I was born taller<*I would be a true h@e then> im just happy im alive!

GETTING GUNNED DOWN IS NO JOKE WORD!

By Wise Diva

April 26, 2006 04:33 PM | Link to this

Thank you Ms. Elusive! Good to see you back today!

By gavi1126

April 26, 2006 04:34 PM | Link to this

@ Bye Ya’ll talk 2 u guys tommorow. Pls drive safe.

By COB

April 26, 2006 04:34 PM | Link to this

@ Auston, I bet everyone on this site is more educated than you are. Only a want to be educated person acts like they can’t take down and use slang.

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 04:34 PM | Link to this

@LL gotcha boo! We wanna keep you happy.

By FyreStarrter™

April 26, 2006 04:35 PM | Link to this

@Washingtonian see, the problem is is that SOME MEN use the whole cooking thing as a means of not having to PAY for a date! I can burn in so many different cuisines but I have to agree with sJeaSexyCool, you need to learn a bit more about me BEFORE you get so see what’s going on in my kitchen. @Auston sweetheart, I’m sure you meant well, however what you said came out completely & utterly ignorant. You never know about the lives of the people on our blog, but I can assure you that there are some SAT/ACT scores & GPA’s that would DEFINITELY surprise you & put your classist, gentrifying a$$ to shame! Do us all a favor go read some more books on slang & colloquial speech & then maybe you can come back. Until then kiss our a*******ses—-both cheeks!!!

By doug

April 26, 2006 04:36 PM | Link to this

turnoffs:caked on makeup,grown women in flip-flops (unless we are going to the beach or swiming),women who complain all the time (I went out with this woman who complained the whole night how cold the resturant was;she should have stayed at home!),women who have children under 16 who frequent clubs & bars(go home to your kids),women who name drop celeberties,cheap women(I know a woman who will not go to a club unless it is free,will not go to a bar unless it is happy hour,and she makes more than me),and finally can I meet a woman who does not live way out? lately every woman I meet lives in Covington,douglasville,or somewhere in snellville,have you seen the price of gas these days?

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 04:37 PM | Link to this

@sJea that’s not what that means. A brother is just interested in your pluses and he’s looking for an easy plus for you. Kind of like extra credit from a professor. They don’t need to try to help you, they’re just being nice. Because truth be known, a lot of us brothers gets down in the kitchen. Hell we can’t depend on yall wanting to do it and like yall, we likes tah eat.

By MusingLee

April 26, 2006 04:37 PM | Link to this

Everyone have a great day…I am out, like Cynt McKinney with her microphone still on. LOL

said as I smack my boss with cell phone in hand and walking around metal detector

By Wise Diva

April 26, 2006 04:39 PM | Link to this

alright guys, we have to watch our profanity! I know it’s a blog but let’s clean it up some, please!

I will have to start passing out blog citations for potty mouth!

If you don’t hear it on network television, try not to use it here, THANKS!

(that includes me, I can be a sailor too, LOL)

By DuShawn

April 26, 2006 04:41 PM | Link to this

Somebody mentioned in a previous post about a girls mom cooking him breakfast. Several years ago one of the Que’s in our chapter got married and a lot of bruhs flew in for the wedding. I knew the girl bruh was marrying because all of us went to undergrad together. She was real cool. Anyway, after the wedding rehearsal the wedding party went to her crib to eat. Her mom still had some starch in that azz and I could have sworn she was flirting with me. But I was like; I must be reading this lady wrong. While at the rehearsal dinner, I found a joint on table in their house (I used to smoke back then). I located my dog and told him. He said put that shyt in your pocket. You can smoke when you get back to your hotel. I told his wife about the joint (not wanting to steal from the people) She said, “That’s prolly my mama joint, you can have it.” (I’m like dayum, your mama get down like that). As the night went on, the lady keeps flirting and I kept telling myself I’m trippin. Finally, the bride to be comes to me and says “DuShawn my mother likes you.” The shyt made me feel uncomfortable. My dog (who pledged me by the way) said what’s wrong, you scared, you better hit that azz. Now, I used to be a slimy mutha*&@cka, but this kind of wierded me out. I still slipped her my room key and told her to holla at me later.

By sJeaSexyCool

April 26, 2006 04:42 PM | Link to this

yeah…been thinking ALL DAY that i need to respond…

tuesday and thursday nights are out…’cause of softball…but any other night is usually do-able…even though…i’ll be out of town this weekend…email me your phone number…new phone…old numbers didn’t transfer…i’ll call you when i get back in and we’ll set something up for the next week or so…

oh…and on that extra-regular definition request…if ya’ have to ask…………..well, um…you know…i’m just saying…seriously though…average height, average looks, average build, average job, average income, average lifestyle, average outlook, average income, average dreams, average expectations, average way of doing things…there’s nothing about them catches your eye…ever…they’re not motivated to do anything other than what they’re already doing, content with the status quo, no goals, dress regular, think regular, act regular…just call them those safe auto types - minimum coverage…like a mugg…

By Jazzyone

April 26, 2006 04:43 PM | Link to this

Dem It’s all love I dont’ discriminate..I date tall, and short, Im not going to miss a Diamond becasue he maybe a few inches shorter than me. The shorter men that I have dated have told me it makes them look great and makes the other men wonder what the hell you mught be doing to get a stallion like myself and if you can handle me in heels and Im already 67’0 tall then work it baybeh!

And tell your baby momma step off

Lah he will get eaten alive on this blog, no one is studin’ him.

By Jazzyone

April 26, 2006 04:46 PM | Link to this

Wise Okay I’ll behave from this point forward. ;-. Sorry. Let me go to class and get this edumication…tee hee…

By THE WASHINGTONIAN

April 26, 2006 04:46 PM | Link to this

aight chall. i’m out. gotta catch this train. drive safe, the roads are wet. if your on the train, don’t run to catch the train cuz the floor is wet and you might bust yo azz!

speakin of which, when you see me with my kid, he’s small so you might want to give him some room, cuz i dont wanna have to play Simba and git s** cuz you think aint no mo seats on the train.

By FyreStarrter™

April 26, 2006 04:47 PM | Link to this

Sorry Diva we promise we will behave from now on.. RIGHT EVERYONE??? WE Love us from Diva!!! Smootches!!!

By Longtime Lurker

April 26, 2006 04:48 PM | Link to this

Man, its already closin time out there! Its only 1:47 here..dang!

By LahLah

April 26, 2006 04:48 PM | Link to this

DuShawn So den what happened???? eyes wide open waiting for more of the “mother of the bride” story

By FyreStarrter™

April 26, 2006 04:54 PM | Link to this

GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE! Safe Journeys home!

By auston

April 26, 2006 04:57 PM | Link to this

Two things: The ‘not hiring’ part of my entry was to make a point that genuinely intelligent people shoot themselves in the foot the minute they open their mouths sometimes and potentially could ruin a good thing. Though some are willing to accept this in the dating pool, they may not realize it could equally limit their possibilities in the job market. MsElusive brought to my attention how that read, and the point was not clearly made…I am not in a hiring position nor was I trying draw attention or claim that I was. I think everyone is familiar with a point sounding one way in your head, but reading different once on paper. Now this is a blog on dating, not speech so I’ll expand on the original point and say that if I’m talking to a girl and if she’s more in tune with quoting The OC, or hip hop or whatever passes for the new hip twist on language than in what she’s trying to pass off as a point of view, then it’s a turn-off. There’s a point in everyone’s life it seems that it’s more important to sound and look like the group than it is to try to distinguish oneself from the group. I just tend to be attracted to females who are not caught in this phase. That’s all. P.S. I’m not sure why ‘bet your bottom dollar” would appeal to me but sure…

By demigod33

April 26, 2006 04:58 PM | Link to this

jazzy

yes i can handle you, with pineapples, whipcream, cherry….list goes on

im tripping, you have a great day!

i cant, she has a soft heart

By FyreStarrter™

April 26, 2006 05:00 PM | Link to this

lol I MEANT WE LOVE US SOME Diva lol!!

By Thickness

April 26, 2006 05:00 PM | Link to this

Wise Diva girl, you’ll be bigger than Oprah one day. I am not going to talk about trimming, shaving or waxing on tomorrow. Well maybe the next day.

Longtime Lurker, man you egotistical, but you “da bomb” if I may say so myself! You a little brash but bring it correct, sometimes I just have a desire to curse you out, but it’s all good.

I almost forgot I am going to see Confessions tonight, I will fill you in on the details tomorrow. Love you guys and Good Night.

By Wise Diva

April 26, 2006 05:02 PM | Link to this

Have A Good Night Bloggers

By Jackie

April 26, 2006 05:16 PM | Link to this

Dushawn Dang Man, You got some stories to tell. SO FINISH TELLING IT!