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DEL.ICIO.USDating In Atlanta Is Like…
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
The Atlanta dating game is like….well I think it slightly resembles football. Ok, I know that sounds weird but let me explain. I think a challenge of dating in Atlanta (well anywhere, really) is that you can’t always tell the players without a scorecard. A scorecard that shows you what a person’s true intentions are. Without a scorecard, you may not even know that you are part of the game at all. What kind of games are being played out on the Atlanta dating scene?
Well, according to my football-dating analogy, you can meet singles who play offense. They focus on scoring points to win the game, i.e. wedding ring, sex, attention or whatever they consider to be the big “score”. Then you have singles who are like wide receivers: frequently out on the dating scene to “catch a pass”. They really focus on garnering lots of attention and racking up phone numbers. I may be a wide receiver these days, but I am missing some passes on purpose!
Well, let’s face it, we are all players to some degree. It’s important to remember that we also make, break, and follow our own dating rules. Don’t hate the players and don’t hate the dating game. Just decide what you are comfortable with and go from there. If you try to have a positive attitude and follow your instincts, you can really enjoy dating for what it is: a process of elimination. You are finding what is most compatible to you and eliminating what isn’t.
My friend Sugar and Spice described single people as relationship athletes. Relationship athletes could be a couple who switched their focus from the main game, deciding to focus on a private game instead. I think this concept can also be applied to dating. In fact, I think this perfectly describes a lot of us on the dating scene right now. Especially those who develop a dating strategy. We have our playbooks ready and some of us are hoping to make it the championship. Ironically, in this context of dating, bigger is not better. I think that having a smaller playbook, with a really good sportsmanship section, can be the best dating strategy of all. Simple rules, little drama. No unnecessary roughness, avoid the incomplete passes, and reduce the number of play action passes, i.e. faking people out with dishonesty or misleading them. I suppose its blatantly obvious by now that I really, really miss football!
Are you a dating or relationship athlete?
Which position do you play in dating?
Can you think of another quirky analogy that describes the dating scene based on your observations or experiences?
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By DC Native
March 31, 2006 08:10 AM | Link to this
Good Morning and Happy Friday Everyone!!!!
By bigswats
March 31, 2006 08:12 AM | Link to this
good morning all
wise, you are getting me all excited. I think a woman that knows footbal and can relate football to everyday situations is so very very sexy. how about you meet me at lakewood stadium later today so we can play some football :)
By Scornednomo
March 31, 2006 08:39 AM | Link to this
Morning.
Now you know I don’t know jack about football, but I like your analogy.
Here’s what I think. I was watching this show Monday night, Deal or No Deal. The contestant gets to choose any case he/she wants out of 26 cases. But is then given a chance to “maybe” get a better value, without even knowing the full value in the chosen case, by eliminating the other cases one by one. There could possibly 1/2 million dollars in your case, but because you think you can get a better deal you just may end up walking away with $5.00. This goes back to the topic of the one that got away. Sometimes you come out on top and sometimes you don’t. There is no strategy just pure luck. (This just might be the dumbest analogy I have ever thought of.)
My brother told me once that dating was like being new clothing. You see something you like and decide whether it is worth putting out the money for. Let’s take a pair of shoes. You try them on in the store, you like them, so you take em. You decide to go out on the town and you wear these new pair of shoes and into the evening you start thinking they don’t fit as well as you thought they would. So you contemplate whether to return them or keep them and eventually the will be the perfect fit. (Another dumb analogy) But hey it’s Friday and I got a 3 day birthday weekend to look forward to.
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 08:42 AM | Link to this
i’ve been meeting too many TO’s…great talent, awesome bodies, but so full of themselves and talk so much sh it off the field that when they get in the game…they don’t work well with the team…
i’ve been meeting too many ricky williams’s…great talent, but kinda wierd…bring ‘em onto the team as a first round draft pick…then find out about all of their issues….they just crazy…
i’ve been meeting too many peerless price’s…they look GREAT…have performed well in the past…but don’t do a doggone thing for my team…
met a few mike vick’s along the way…marquee players…even with that whole ron mexico thing…but they struggled in the pocket and could never learn the sexycool offense…
now…if i could just find me a warrick dunn…h ell…i’ll just take the warrick dunn…….i’ll even make an exception for him being shorter than me…
By Miss QC
March 31, 2006 08:44 AM | Link to this
Morning Bloggers i’ve been out sick for the past 2 days i’m sure you all were a “blogging blast”…great friday topic WD i wish i could meet a brother who was interested in sports as much as i am…i’m not dating but if i was the position i would play would probably be a forward guard cause i don’t waste anytime gettin my point across by letting my Man know what’s really going on, and also pay attention to what he wants it’s fair game in my book..oh by the way (that position does exist right)…have a great day all ;)
By bigswats
March 31, 2006 08:58 AM | Link to this
sexycool
you should get a good offenive linemen the better the O-LINE the better the team plus they are taller then you and can give you shade in the summer and heat in the winter
By Tray
March 31, 2006 09:05 AM | Link to this
can someone just give a huge amen that it is FINALLY FRIDAY!! Miss QC sorry you were sick, take care of yourself!!
this is a hoot of a post, LOVE IT!
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 09:06 AM | Link to this
What’s good people.
@Diva You are on point with the football analogy, been using that one since high school. I’ve always been the owner looking for a good squad, that franchise player, quarterback, running back, whatever. You have to switch up the offense every once in a while. Sometimes you find that All-Pro running back and you have to run that power-I and let them carry the ball 30-40 times a game. You put the franchise tag on that one! But some still end up leaving your team via free agency and you might switch up your draft strategy. You could switch to a run & shoot attack with 5 wide receivers and throw the ball every down…lol. Those franchise, Hall of Fame players are few and far between so when you find one you better lock em down!
@sJea LMAO at your player analogy!
@QC Sup ma, hope you are feeling better. Now where are you meeting men that do not like sports??? You might need to change your game up when you start playing again…lol.
On a side note…..what’s up Bre! How’s it going? Sorry, couldn’t resist…lol.
By Suga&Spice
March 31, 2006 09:10 AM | Link to this
Morning Folks.
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 09:12 AM | Link to this
Good morning folks - unfortunately when it comes to football, Im like a deer in headlights But I do like my dates sedated, bound and gagged……. :)
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 09:12 AM | Link to this
@ runnin hows Massuh over yonder ?
By Miss QC
March 31, 2006 09:15 AM | Link to this
Hey runnin i deal with the “public” at work a lot so i meet a lot of people here…and at church, Publix, the mall…some of them like sports but i just truly love sports so they might need to step into my world, and stop trying to step into “my king size bed”..thanks Tray i’m doing much better
By Jazzyone
March 31, 2006 09:21 AM | Link to this
Whats up Boggers. Thank the lawd it’s Friday…I guess depending on how I feel and what season it is..I can be on either side of the dating game…
@Bigswats Shade in the summer and heat in the winter??…Okay..Okay…I hear that!
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 09:22 AM | Link to this
Sup Jezebelle we all need to work with you on the football and sports stuff. Like bigswats said, we love a woman that we can watch the game with! There’s a revolt going on over here on this here plantation. There won’t be any cotton picked today, we sabotaged the cotton gin and we’re all up in the blog today, it’s been too crunk the past couple of days…lmao.
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 09:23 AM | Link to this
Morning All.
I am SO glad it’s Friday!!
sjea - TO has got the sexiest body eva but that attitude is an atrocity! Oh, and I would definitely love to play on your softball team, but I won’t be playing much of anything for a while (sigh).
As I have mentioned before, I don’t think of dating as a game. Ms. Diva stated exactly how I view dating - If you try to have a positive attitude and follow your instincts, you can really enjoy dating for what it is: a process of elimination. You are finding what is most compatible to you and eliminating what isn’t
By Jazzyone
March 31, 2006 09:24 AM | Link to this
Ummm..whats up with Bre’ and BTIA?? whats up with that..
@Runnin…okay that was a good run down of how it goes!
Men that don’t like sports?? stop the madness?? what?/ I don’t know one man that isn’t into some sort of sport..even if it’s sport F**n..he is down with some sort of sport…
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 09:25 AM | Link to this
hey QC - hope U feel much better
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 09:25 AM | Link to this
morning…..good ones sJea!!!!
By VANikia
March 31, 2006 09:27 AM | Link to this
Good Morning All!!!
Is it your birthday weekend Scorned? Happy Birthday!!!
Glad you are feeling better Miss QC
I have an affinity for line men let me see if I can relate that to my dating situation. hmm…….
This might be the corniest analogy but it is so true. Forest Gump said it best “Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re going to get”. I think dating is like a box of chocolates…. you can get a variety of combinations. Sometimes you take a bite out of one then spit it out other times you take a bite and continute to eat, but once you find that perfect piece you eat, enjoy, and put the box down (at least that’s what I do).
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 09:31 AM | Link to this
Jazzy - There are some guys who aren’t that into sports. I dated a guy who ran track back in the day, but would always turn from the game when I was watching. He would mush rather write computer programs. But he sure was a franchise player in the sport of F*n!! LOL
runnin - Of course men would like a woman who can watch the game with them. But I’m sure most would LOVE a woman to actually know what the hell is going on!
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 09:35 AM | Link to this
@QC That’s odd, maybe you are meeting too many metro-sexual bruthas…lol. I’ve never dated anyone from church, kind of the same rule I have about the gym, but I’ve broken that rule on occasion. I hear you trying to get your king size, sealy posturepedic pillowtop freak on…lmao.
Aiight Jazzy, you came with the realness with the sport f**n didn’t you…lol.
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 09:35 AM | Link to this
LMAO @ running Massuh must be p** ! In regards to the the sports issue, why dont U smuggle some of that cotton gin from massuh’s quarters and then we can go tackle the football issue… I do like soccer and rugby though…doesnt that count ?
By Jazzyone
March 31, 2006 09:39 AM | Link to this
^5..Fit Chick…And thats real!…Watch the game, know whats going on…feed his @zz good, love him up right @halftime..and he’s done…ready for next Sundays big game!!..hmmm..did I just say that??..its friday…let me go into lurkville..Im of the meat rack today!
By DasKrait2
March 31, 2006 09:39 AM | Link to this
Jezebelle - you switch? LMAO
Good Morning ALL,
okay I got SjEA’s TO and VICK, don’t know about the others. good analogy, for what I got. I assume the others football players(rhetorical). LOL
Don’t all teams need a coach?
By Ivy
March 31, 2006 09:42 AM | Link to this
Good Morning, everyone!
Hmmmmmmm, I absolutely nothing about football so I’ll read the comments til the topic changes later in the day.
And yes, TGIF! I’m going to leave early and go to my psuedo-Happy Hour w/ my virgin drinks, but at least they’ll be in a martini glass to make me feel like I’m enjoying my favorite drink.
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 09:43 AM | Link to this
@ Das U know Im from Zamunda…I got some MAD tracking skills…Im gonna find ya !
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 09:46 AM | Link to this
Jazzy - I know more about basketball than the average man. When I spit my knowledge, most men turn and look at me funny. I make sure to have all our food ready BEFORE game time, cuz I don’t want to miss any of the game either.
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 09:46 AM | Link to this
forgot to mention them jamal anderson’s…show up and perform well for ONE SEASON…get they money (the goods)…then they just fall off…and after a while you don’t even hear from their a ssess no mo’…
but it’s all good…i’m holding out for the ambassador of quan… jerry maguire reference…
By Miss QC
March 31, 2006 09:47 AM | Link to this
runnin you are a mess…and thanks for all the “feel betters” y’all…..anyone out there in the “denistry field” if so hit me up we have 2 positions open and the pay is “hella good”
pillow talk freak now that’s funny!
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 09:48 AM | Link to this
@ Ivy wheres the pseudo happy hour going to be @ ?
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 09:49 AM | Link to this
Ivy - Hey Sis! I saw your pics and you look so cute :) I will send you mine. Let me know when you’re free so we can get together sometime. Oh and the topic is about dating in atl. Diva just used football as her analogy.
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 09:50 AM | Link to this
urbandictionary.com’s definition of quan…
*When you are one with something. Suggests unity or completion. A loosely defined quality combining or uniting athletic skill with love and respect, as well as money. *
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 09:52 AM | Link to this
It’s gonna be off tha chain again today! We had good swallowing etiquette and dieting yesterday and now we got halftime and commercial boning already this morning….lmao.
@Jezebelle I would but I’m a little scared. I don’t want to end up sedated, with a lump on my head and wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing!…lmao. Soccer and rugby? We’re going to need to enroll you in the 12-step program boo and get you up to speed.
See Das, she don’t play! Let me go google Zamunda right quick…lol.
By VANikia
March 31, 2006 09:58 AM | Link to this
stop it runnin it’s too early and you are already planting seeds….lol
By abc
March 31, 2006 09:58 AM | Link to this
I think I’m a play-by-play commentator.
Actually, it’s been tough dealing with girlfriend’s BS lately. I think I’m a quarterback that’s been getting sacked a lot lately, ain’t no love from the offensive line.
By Rell
March 31, 2006 09:59 AM | Link to this
Whats up ladies, sjea you are a fool with it!!!…but to answer your ? Diva…I am a FORMER Coach telling the players where to line up and then have them run the plays!!!
By Ivy
March 31, 2006 09:59 AM | Link to this
Jezebelle, Goldfish over at Perimeter.
By Ivy
March 31, 2006 10:00 AM | Link to this
Fitchick, send them to the email I sent the pics from. I can’t wait to see them.
By MusingLee
March 31, 2006 10:00 AM | Link to this
YEAHHHHHHH, It’s Frizz-EYE-Day
I’ve worked about 5 hours this week blogging with you all… And I still want my weekend…..I would love to see a girl wide out, so that I could be Charles Woodson and lay a ferocious hit on thatazz.
Sorry, about that lady’s I’m really missing football season. LOL
By Jazzyone
March 31, 2006 10:02 AM | Link to this
Okay still no word from BTIA or Bre’…what da?
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 10:02 AM | Link to this
@FitChick Don’t get too carried away now with your knowledge of the game. Your husband is a Dolphins fan so I have mad respect for you and the fam but don’t get too cocky over there….lol. Is he a Hurricane fan too? I’m a proud member of the ATL Canes!
@sJea “I’m holding out for the ambassador of quan… jerry maguire reference…”……..oh that’s classic, might borrow that one!
By Tazzee
March 31, 2006 10:04 AM | Link to this
Morning folks!
sJea - for someone that didn’t know jack about football a couple seasons ago, you sure presented some good examples. Now you just have to leave Warrick alone and we’ll be fine.
I guess I don’t have a dating strategy for dating. Can’t analogize my process to any positions on the field. I guess you can call me the GM - I analyze the athletic skills and off the field antics of a player and then decide if I want them on my team. He doesn’t necessarily have to be a HOF player by league standards, but he does have to meet the needs that I have.
Oh and I think guys would like a woman to know enough about sports not to bug them during the game - but not as much or more than them.
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 10:05 AM | Link to this
Hey Everyone!
I am loving the comments this morning! I can NOT stop giggling @ Sjea…ha ha..good stuff.
@bigswats, LOL..what do you have in mind, flag or touch? heh heh
Scorned, they were NOT dumb analogies, LOL. Enjoy your weekend, I will have to toast to your birthday too!
Ok, I am going to step into a meeting but I wanted to toss out two additional questions on the topic:
How do you figure out who is in the same playbook as you are?
Why is it so hard to leave someone alone once you realize that they are not out for the same “score” as you are?
marinate on that, I’ll be back shortly.
By Ivy
March 31, 2006 10:06 AM | Link to this
Jezebelle, my bad, it’s going to be at ‘Cheeseburger in Paradise’ over at Perimeter (not Goldfish). It’s one of the new places they’ve opened up over there where they built that SuperTarget. It’s near the Outback Steakhouse. They have karaoke.
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 10:07 AM | Link to this
@ runnin & Das The last 12 step program I was in, I got kicked out of it and barred for life !!!! - It was the Alcoholics Anonymous program. Ok ok ok..I showed up with a bottle of rum -who knew they’d take offense to it… the tight fisted bastards !
By Scornednomo
March 31, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this
MissQC glad you are feeling better. It must be something in the air.
Thanks Van. Actually it is Monday but we are driving down to Thomasville in the morning to spend to stay until Monday night.
Rell I like that Former Coach. I guess that makes me a Soccer mom. I am not in the game but I stand on the sidelines yelling and screaming at all the players.
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this
@VANikia It’s too late, I already put it out there that I’m not doing any work today, as you can see. I might as well be home…lol. Any HR people on here, just in case massuh puts me out? Plus, I did let your oh-so-corny Forest Gump comment slide…lol.
By JusNotRight1
March 31, 2006 10:12 AM | Link to this
Hello Everyone. New to posting but been reading this blog for a while and I love it. I think dating in the ATL is like WATCHING Soccer. If you are a spectator of soccer you see all the people scrambling and fighting for the ball. So they must want the ball right? Wrong! In the end getting RID of it is how they score. I sometimes feel like that is how ATL men are (not all of them. Just the one’s I’m usually interested in.) They clamore for your attention and will do anything and everything they can to get possession of you but in the end they just want to score and they are probably going to kick you to the curb….oops I meant Net!
By Miss QC
March 31, 2006 10:13 AM | Link to this
thanks Scorn
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 10:13 AM | Link to this
@ Ivy I jus googled Goldfish…seems like a cool spot - will have to check it out lemme google “cheeseburger” now - as U can tell, i have nothin but TIME & THE INTERNET in my hands THE WORLD IS MINE HA HA HA HA
By reality check
March 31, 2006 10:17 AM | Link to this
WD, So dating is a game? Okay. I’m with you. I like sports. As one of those sexual athletes I especially like team sports.
My favorite position is any of them as long as I am double teamed, FMF style. My favorite play is the 2 on 1 fast break.
By ATLien4Life!
March 31, 2006 10:20 AM | Link to this
As a not-quite-single man(separated), I would describe myself more as a scout. I can’t really pull the trigger on any trades right now, but I am definitely surveying the available players out there according to my team’s specific needs, and my focus is definitely on the fundementals. I’ve also got an eye on the current players on my team to see how my team’s needs will change.
Basically just taking notes and keeping a database.
By Ivy
March 31, 2006 10:22 AM | Link to this
Jezebelle, I absolutely love Goldfish for Happy Hour. They have great drinks and then they usually have some free appetizers, like sushi (veggie and fish) and chicken satays. We sit in the bar area and gather a few of the tables together and just take over. It’s a great time! Even their virgin drinks are good. When I worked in the area we used to go all the time. I’m in Buckhead now, but my old coworkers are leaving their job since that office is moving to another state so we are having one last big shin-ding. Oh and I like Prime (it’s inside Lenox Mall) for happy hour too. They make the best mojitos (even the virgin ones taste good) and the crabcakes are to die for!!!!!
By VANikia
March 31, 2006 10:24 AM | Link to this
Thanks for letting me slide Runnin
Cheeseburger in Paradise is cool. Only been there one time but the service was great and I loved loved loved their New Orleans shrimp on the appetizer menu. That should be fun Ivy and you can never go wrong if they have Karaoke.
By Thickness
March 31, 2006 10:24 AM | Link to this
I have learned some new tips this morning and gathered that I need to do more than just cheer, and get angry while watching football games. And although I like the offense, defense makes things much more exciting. Y’all have a fabulous weekend!!
By Ivy
March 31, 2006 10:27 AM | Link to this
Thanks, Van. This will be my first time going. I saw the N’awlins shrimp on the menu. I’ll try them out. My old coworkers said we’ll have fun, so I’m down.
By Mike
March 31, 2006 10:29 AM | Link to this
Lately it seems as if I’m the kicker and the girls I date are the place holders….they just can’t seem to give me a good hold so I can kick it through the up rights.
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 10:30 AM | Link to this
Yo Das I googled Zamunda, your girl Jeze has issues!…lmao.
@Diva I’m an owner in my league so I hand out the playbooks. My draft picks and free agents can decide if my offense is right for them and if they can excel on my team, earn a starting spot, incentives, and possible pro-bowl selections. If not, they can be replaced with next years draft and more free agents. NFL contracts are not guaranteed, anyone can be replaced.
It’s hard to release a good player because you have seen what that player has done for your team, the work they’ve put in. You remember that 75 yard run from scrimmage, that overtime catch in the end zone, that 60 yard field goal as time expires. So the good memories play at your emotions to keep that player around, even though they may be bringing the team down. But, it is a what have you done for me lately world so you have to be willing to release that player, as hard as it is.
On a side note, the movie “ATL” is only playing in one theatre on the north side, what the….? I may need to move…lol.
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 10:31 AM | Link to this
runnin - Because I may know more about bball than some men makes me cocky? I don’t “flaunt” my knowledge, I just join in with the convo. Most, if not all men, give me dap because I’m one of the boys. Sports is my first love and favorite hobby, so I won’t “dumb down” my knowledge to appease some man’s ego.
Taz - Your statement about men not wanting women to know more about sports than they do is not necessarily true, at least in my experience.
By thirdwheelflunkie
March 31, 2006 10:32 AM | Link to this
Happy Friday Yall!!
I love me some Tennessee Vols Football but when it comes to dating I am in the junior varsity league still watching the big boys play from the sideline.Men are just not interested in me at all. I have a kicking personality but guys just don’t like fat these days. My ex friends use to get all the phone numbers while I stood on the sideline. But I am still going to the nursing home this weekend so yall wish me luck!!
By MusingLee
March 31, 2006 10:33 AM | Link to this
If I had to put together a football squad of ladies.. I’d have Gabrielle Union at center..So I could take her snap. Rosario Dawson in the backfield, I’d hand it to her all day… Halle Berry going deep, she can get the ball as long as she runs far away afterwards..and I’d put Cynt McKinney on Defense in that Middle Linebacker spot, for obvious reasons. LMAO
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 10:34 AM | Link to this
@ Ivy - Thx ! Me and my galfriend will probably try either those two joints today…donno about the virgin drinks part though - then again, Im a self-proclaimed-alky Will have to go home and change clothes since my office is yet to adopt “casual fridays” theme AAAAARRGGHHH !
By DasKrait2
March 31, 2006 10:37 AM | Link to this
Jezebelle - Zamunda? Good one. LOL
runnin - glad you googled? learn something everyday, don’t we.
Now I know why we always called it sporting from way back.
By gavi1126
March 31, 2006 10:38 AM | Link to this
Good morning..This is true about everybody being some sort of a Player.. i am defeneitly a dating athelet!! Going on dates, sorting out the potential candidates. Pick & choose!! I have certain rules that i do not break, ever!! I also have rules that i break if he is worth breaking them!! I.E. giving my phone number, rather than taking his. Calling him more than usual. Ask him if he wants to hang out!! According to my playbook, i have “friends” who like to try out new restaurant, another one works out with me. The other is the one, i watch movies with and so on!! U gotta have your picks, until you find what u really want. I much rather be out and about then sit at home!! If they enjoy my company, and i’m having fun. Why not??
By DasKrait2
March 31, 2006 10:39 AM | Link to this
oh, runnin - don’t try to find it on a map and you can be sure they not in the U.N. but lovely place…..
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 10:40 AM | Link to this
musinglee…like the thought process for forming your team…
and of course, it wouldn’t be a real team without at least one player about to catch a charge…
well done…
By Jazzyone
March 31, 2006 10:40 AM | Link to this
On the subject of the TI movie, whats up with the young TI being played by the young boy…Over the top arched eyebrows..man…not a good look….
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 10:41 AM | Link to this
Come on Fit you know I’m just trying to push your buttons this morning, it’s all luv!…:-)
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 10:41 AM | Link to this
@ RUNNIN U jus entered in my books…you’re next !
@ Third good luck snagging gramps…I already got me three wealthy-one-foot-in-the-grave old geezers Plus I already warned them about your intentions…
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 10:48 AM | Link to this
@ Das Zamunda is on the map…right next to the Banana Republic !!!
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 10:48 AM | Link to this
I’m a free agent, and a very pricey one at that - after the season I’ve had, I’m holding out til my contract is renegotiated!!!!!
By Rell
March 31, 2006 10:48 AM | Link to this
Diva if you want to know how to navigate the waters you need a river guid(fmr player. It is that simple…just go out with one and he can show you what to watch for..lol
By ATLborn
March 31, 2006 10:49 AM | Link to this
Morning folks!
Good topic On Wise one.
I’ve always been on the defense, reading and reacting to the situation, then making my move and exploding at the right moment.
I was a Free Safety, freely roaming the field always heading to the action.
Then I was a Linebacker, avoiding unnecessary contact with undesireables so that I could focus on a select few that I wanted to stick.
My last position was a Strong Safety, where I found one Tight End and only covered her.
Now that I’m retired (married) I’m an owner. Now all I do is sign checks for my one star player.
By Casey
March 31, 2006 10:50 AM | Link to this
Okay, so now in addition to everything else I have to do in a day (see yesterday’s post), I need to learn about football? And talk just enough to show my enthusiasm, but not too much as that will interrupt the game? Should I wear clothes during the game or just sit on the sofa naked in a sexy pose only moving to retrieve him another beer or more dip from the kitchen?
Geez, if I ever get married I am going to need 40 hour days to live up to my potential:)
By Jazzyone
March 31, 2006 10:51 AM | Link to this
Ya’ll better stop going after them senior citizens and thier soc security….
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 10:54 AM | Link to this
I will be be the cheerleader - and a a damn good one for that matter
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 10:57 AM | Link to this
runnin - I’m the chick you don’t wanna F with! LOL. I have NO patience or time for men with fragile egos.
Ms. Diva… How do you figure out who is in the same playbook as you are? I take the direct route and ask. Then see if their actions match their words. That was easy for me after I reached the point when I knew exactly what I would and would not accept.
Why is it so hard to leave someone alone once you realize that they are not out for the same “score” as you are? Some people just keep hope alive that someday that person will want the same thing as you so. Then they realize that’s its just a big waste of time.
By Jazzyone
March 31, 2006 10:58 AM | Link to this
@Casey*….now I think you got it…but this is the thing..while the game is on..(Football is in my BLOOD)..you wearing clothes or not isn’t going to get you noticed..but if gain some knowledge about football..and during half time of course if his team is winning…drop some knowledge in hear ear..whispering oh so sweetly?? you won’t have to get up to get the dip..you will be his dip luv…
By ATLien4Life!
March 31, 2006 10:59 AM | Link to this
Casey, Option 2 is probably your best bet. And stop whining about all you have to do; nobody’s forcing you to get married.
By thirdwheelflunkie
March 31, 2006 11:00 AM | Link to this
hey Jezebelle how could you out me like that to the old men of the nursing home??? You know I like them old and gumless!! I guess I could always hang out at the local library in Henry County… and then I am going back to jail for visiting hours on Sunday from 1 to 3… I better not see you there!! I get first dibs!
By MusingLee
March 31, 2006 11:00 AM | Link to this
Ohhhh, Can I add Naomi Campbell to my O-line to keep the chicken heads off me? LOL
By Casey
March 31, 2006 11:03 AM | Link to this
ATLien4Life - relax, I am only joking - not whining, moron. Sheesh - a sense of humor is nice to have!
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 11:03 AM | Link to this
free agency rocks!!! teams go out of their way to woo you…..pull out all the tricks, even get rid of a few players just to make room for you, and your salary demands!!!
But you gotta be good, though, to get this kind of treatment!
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 11:05 AM | Link to this
Jazzyone - The halftime thing really doesn’t work with my hubby. He’s checking out the scores and highlights of all the other games!
Casey - There’s no need to get so worked up over your exaggerated view of marriage. It is what you and your future husband make of it. It’s not about what you do for him, it’s about what you do for each other.
By Scornednomo
March 31, 2006 11:06 AM | Link to this
Casey Or maybe you can go do your own thing while the game is on. Most of the time that’s the best time for me to have uninterrupted personal time. I love it. And then on other occasions I will sit there on the couch and watch the game with Mase. He’ll be talking at the television or talking to me about what is happening and then look at me and say “You have no idea what the hell I am talking about do you?” LOL Nope.
By DasKrait2
March 31, 2006 11:08 AM | Link to this
Casey - you get a skimpy cocktail waitress’s outfit and provide drinks to all the TV game viewers, as they need replenishment. A little plate like they use to place drinks on helps as well. And make sure you bend over well when delivering the drink to each individual.
By DasKrait2
March 31, 2006 11:12 AM | Link to this
Jeze- Banana Republic? which one? hahahahahahah
ATLborn - very good analogy there as well. Tight end, huh? (sorry…LOL)
By AShyGirl
March 31, 2006 11:13 AM | Link to this
Hi everybody. I’m out of the game, just a coach now, standing on the sidelines yelling at the players.
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 11:15 AM | Link to this
Since Diva stepped away, I’ll remind everyone to practice good sportsmanship (Casey)…
Musing - Naomi is off the chain!
2 - I got UNC (Ivory Latta is the ish) and LSU (Simone Augustus is the truth) to meet in the women’s finals. I’m all about the cinderella George Mason meeting LSU for the men’s finals. And both LSU squads to take the men’s and women’s titles.
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 11:15 AM | Link to this
LOL @ Fit, not mad ta ya!…lol.
@Das If I come up missing, I’m emailing you my last whereabouts and Jezebelle is the prime suspect, hinding out in Zamunda, selling my spleen on the black market…lol.
@Jezebelle Cheerleaders are supposed to wear short skirts all the time and be loyal followers! Can you handle that?
By Rell
March 31, 2006 11:17 AM | Link to this
I am so far out of the Game now i am Jerry Rice on Dancing with the Stars Fame…lol!!!!!
By Salvatore D'Aquila
March 31, 2006 11:18 AM | Link to this
Dating in Atlanta seems to be a process of CREATING what the customer wants to buy. In my home city Napoli, dating is more of a process of INFLUENCING the customer to buy what you have for sale (sometimes by way of a bottle of one Italy’s finest Vino’s)
By BG
March 31, 2006 11:20 AM | Link to this
Godd morning everyone!!!!! I am a football fanatic and I love the analogy you made. If the truth be told I consider myself a high dollar free agent.I can choose to sign with any team I choose.Definatly I want to get a great contract with all the amenities,I am going to have to start(be # 1),don’t think I want more than 1 year another team might look more apppealing,but would have have an end of 1st year caluse if things are going well.I HOPE YA’LL UNDERSTAND THIS LOL
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 11:24 AM | Link to this
@ RUNNINI’ll wear the short skirt alright…dont know about being loyal though - remember the ADD FACTOR IN ME ??
Fear not my fine feathered friend, Im not after any of your body parts, not for selling anyway loool
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 11:26 AM | Link to this
Casey, you crack me up. LOL.
By Bre'
March 31, 2006 11:33 AM | Link to this
Greetings and peace to all this morning…
@WD I love your analogy between football and dating…and trust its like that everywhere. If I had to pick a postion maybe reciever….Usually my position in dating esp in the spring/summer is the five finger role but this year I might just be switich it up…The dating game is so full of crap its hard to just know who is out for what or more so what position they are playing. 3-1 Offense seems to be winning games lately…let me think on it.
@SJCool…they did not show enough of Warrick last night….but I caught him in a video this morning and almost lost it! Good gosh that man is WONDERFUL GIFT FROM HEAVEN….okay coming back down now.
@Runnin don’t start this morning I will get caught up on changing the topic and that is the by far the last thing I want to do. So I will send you a sidebar when I get into the office…
By thirdwheelflunkie
March 31, 2006 11:34 AM | Link to this
Hey Yall! Do you think it’s safe to date Myspace.com? Does anyone on here have an account by chance??
By MusingLee
March 31, 2006 11:36 AM | Link to this
I currently have a second year veteran who is making a bid for a long term contract. I’ll see how she performs this season and make a decision..However, she did make the Pro Bowl her first year out.
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 11:36 AM | Link to this
Good Mornin’!!
Ok ya’ll are off the chain today as usual…lol….lol @ Casey…
2 Can Play sup!!
Ok, since I don’t jack about footbal, someone hola at me when ya’ll start using a Basktball analogy…lol…now I can go toe to toe with any dude about basketball:)
oh yeah and Casey…don’t forget that you will need to make homemade wings for your husband while he watches the game. I’m sure you will be able to squeeze that into your schedule somehow!!!
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 11:37 AM | Link to this
nah, Fit, gon be an all ACC final (womens)…..UNC vs Duke….with UNC takin it…..Florida gon’ spank LSU in the men’s final…..
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 11:38 AM | Link to this
@Rell you are crazy…lol.
@Jezebelle You sound like an interesting prospect, a pick for the later rounds, but worth the risk. Gonna have to get you over to my combine for a personal workout. Get your 40 time, check you agility and stamina, and grade you on your flexibility. Then give you some practice run, see how you perform with the ball in your hands, see if you can handle the pressure that comes with the position. And if not, then I still may keep you. I could send you over to NFL Europe and let you practice and develop your ball skills over there, and then you may come back and lead my franchise to the super bowl. Might even retire your jersey…LMAO!
By ATLien4Life!
March 31, 2006 11:47 AM | Link to this
Casey, my sense of humor is well intact. Here’s something to add to your 40 hour day: We hate name calling as well. Major turn off.
By Rell
March 31, 2006 11:49 AM | Link to this
@2 I have cooked up a nice offensive set for this sunday…it is real slick. it will open up our passing game against those aggressive teams that like to rush two…they will not know what we are running..and it is only three plays…out of a trip set….
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 11:50 AM | Link to this
Ok, so the football analogy applies for many of us!!
What about penalties? I really don’t like it when guys are upset when they see that you are mingling about AFTER getting their digits, LOL. This guy made the comment, “oh so you are just working the room huh?”….ha ha..YUP YUP!
By Thickness
March 31, 2006 11:50 AM | Link to this
Whos is in the Same Playbook? Okay everybody, I have been quote unquote friends and at times flagrantly flirting with this guy for over a year, playing offensive most times but learning that defensive positions help to keep him on his toes. Lately I have observed that we have some of the same plays, and may be playing from the same playbook. Simply I have learned that this is taking time, there is so much to choose from out here that the process literally acquires respect for each other and patience. But I am having so much fun!!!
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 11:51 AM | Link to this
don’t sleep on those who aren’t making a lot of noise right now…..sometimes all it takes is a lil grooming….ala, Tom Brady….and for you, Page, gimme someone who can step up when the time is right, and show that they had what it took all along, just needed that “coming out party,”….ala, Dwayne Wade….
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 11:53 AM | Link to this
Rell……am I gettin the ball???? all I wanna know!!!! I gotta get my touches, mayne!!!
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 11:54 AM | Link to this
@Casey - Rule Number One - DO NOT…and I repeat DO NOT…make them wings when Ure butt naked - kinda embarassing being wheeled into the ER with 2nd degree burns in your mammary glands with hot sauce spattered on them nipples…. lool
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 11:55 AM | Link to this
Rnuunin kepe poking at me…notice how Das jus went quiet…. U HAVE BEEN WARNED
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 11:55 AM | Link to this
@Bre Sup, Happy Friday. It’s cool, I’m just in official clown mode today, no offense…:-)
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 11:57 AM | Link to this
I wonder why some women get so upset if their men watch football on Sundays. It’s only ONE day out of the week. They should make game time their own personal time.
By Casey
March 31, 2006 11:58 AM | Link to this
Name calling is all part of my weeding out process……it’s still in fine working order - thanks for helping me test it out! I kid, I kid. Sorry for name calling.
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 11:59 AM | Link to this
2 Can Play…lol..I was think more of ala AMARE STOUDEMIRE…ooops, lol, oh yeah, I almost forgot…he is out for the rest of the season…lol ….making sad face
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 12:00 PM | Link to this
Welcome to all the new commenters!
JustNotRight & Thickness, glad to see you join in today. Do you have your playbooks set for spring? It is the season for macking you know!
By Casey
March 31, 2006 12:00 PM | Link to this
Jezebelle - LOL! I was thinking the same thing! “What if something splatters on me? I think that might really hurt!”
By Rell
March 31, 2006 12:02 PM | Link to this
@2…pimpin of course, we alot of more football….one game is not going to hurt your mojo…but besides your a$$ did touch the ball need i remind you of the bunny you dropped….lol
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 12:04 PM | Link to this
@Diva Any man who comes at you like that is suspect, his game is not tight, and lacks confidence. Just make a mental note and look for other flaws until it is time to delete the number…lol. As far as penalties go, it happens and there are consequences. There are fines, benchings, suspensions, etc. It’s all part of player development. If a player is a habitual violator then they are will be released. That’s the beautiful thing about ownership, I’ll let everyone else be the athletes and coaches…lol.
By Scornednomo
March 31, 2006 12:07 PM | Link to this
Fit it’s like some people think because you get married or become a couple you have to be joined at the hip or ALWAYS doing things together. I love my me time, my alone time. When he is watching the game I know I won’t see or hear from him for hours. Give me the credit card and I’ll be out of your hair.
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 12:10 PM | Link to this
@Jezebelle Can you feel me now, can you feel me now, I’m poking!!!…lol. I’m not scurred, I know people in low places.
By MusingLee
March 31, 2006 12:10 PM | Link to this
Ladies if you end up with a Ricky Williams (no matter how many chances you give him, he can’t stay out of trouble) just cut him loose. He will not return to his old glory no matter how much his agent (parole officer) vouches for him.
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 12:11 PM | Link to this
Rell…….why you bringin up old stuff?…hahahahahahahahaha!!!
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 12:14 PM | Link to this
ohh reality check, I see you being naughty! LOL..
let me ask a question, if a guy comes to pick up a girl for a date, and notices something naughty in her home, does his perception of her change? Is he gonna think she is freaky. Should she worry about illegal use of hands?
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 12:17 PM | Link to this
yes, Diva….If I come to the crib, and see a “jack rabbit” lying around, I’ll know what time it is….then again, I’ll know I need to come with it, cause them thangs can make a man obsolete! ain’t that right, Mike?
By JusNotRight1
March 31, 2006 12:20 PM | Link to this
@ DIVA - Thanks for the welcome. As for getting out. Yes it’s spring time which equals lots of play time for me! My motto is “I can play ANY game. Just let me know the rules”
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 12:21 PM | Link to this
@running yeah I feel U poking…and it aint the right spot either ! a little to the left ha ha ha ha
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 12:22 PM | Link to this
LOL..now see? Mr. 2..you just had to take it there.
By Bre'
March 31, 2006 12:23 PM | Link to this
Great question WD…can’t wait to see the answers from the guys….
By JusNotRight1
March 31, 2006 12:24 PM | Link to this
@ 2 can play. No fear on being replaced by a rabbit! Sure they will get you over the finish line. But it’s the playing the game that’s fun!
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 12:30 PM | Link to this
@2 can play I have to co-sign with ya because you better have your game face on once you see that rabbit…lol. But you can’t be scurred either, just step your game and your foreplay up!!
LOL @ Jezebelle, u wrong!
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 12:31 PM | Link to this
@ Casey and another thing, make the sure the mammary contraption is fire retardant too !
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 12:32 PM | Link to this
oh, I feel ya…..females just get spoiled on those mechanical friends of theirs, and then expect us to perform at that pace….it ain’t happenin!!!
By Rell
March 31, 2006 12:33 PM | Link to this
Well diva i have went out with an old girlfriend who stashed her “ladybug” under her skirt and had the controller controller attached to a garter..so when we started dancing out comes the remote..and i was fast slow slow fast…you get the picture while the music is playin
where is a joke for the ladies…..
If me and you went camping and you woke up the next morning with jizz on your back and your a$$ was raw would you tell anybody…
By MusingLee
March 31, 2006 12:35 PM | Link to this
@WD*If I came over and saw something naughty..I would definately step up the game. You women are very sneaky. A woman going on a date wouldn’t just leave something naughty out for a guy to see by accident. You would want to plant that seed into our very imaginative minds.
Yeahhhhh( in my Lil’John voice)
By M.
March 31, 2006 12:37 PM | Link to this
Hi Bloggers.
@Page1908, Youre right!
@ Third Wheel-My space is cool. Just look at it as fun. There are tons of people on there from everywhere. You also may want to try craigslist.com/personals. My friend is addicted to that.
@ Wise Diva-There definitely are penalties and Ill throw a flag, eject, suspend, fire a chick in a nanosecond at the first hint of psycho tendencies.
I think basketball is definitely a better analogy because it describes my outlook on casual dating (no more than 5). I think the Detroit Pistons are the prototype for what my team should be. Just 5 good blue collar girls who can handle the rock, not complain, and get the job done.
We also have to remember to diversify because good talent can come from all places; high school, (dating younger chicks), vets (proven leaders), and trades (chicks who have been floating around the league but that could fit well in this organization).
Also how you act depends on the minutes you play, ie time we spend together. Just a thought…Im off to Brazil in a few weeks. M.
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 12:37 PM | Link to this
completely random thought…
it just amazes me how skinny some people are…
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 12:39 PM | Link to this
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
russell and kimora are separating?!?!?!?!?!?!?
By Tazzee
March 31, 2006 12:39 PM | Link to this
Hey Fit - my experience has been different as it relates to guys that are trying to date me. Guy friends love to talk sports with me.
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 12:42 PM | Link to this
running…U my friend, are still waaaayyyy off target….. dammit man TO THE LEFT !! Heres a tutorial clip…some might cal it porn…I call it tutorial !
By MusingLee
March 31, 2006 12:45 PM | Link to this
bad News for Russel, Great news for me,
I can add Kimora Lee to my allstar defense. She not as quick as I would like.. But, she could play a nice strong saftey.
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 12:49 PM | Link to this
@SJea U know that was a quote unquote marriage of convinience…. Both parties play for their own team..if U catch my drift..
By Scornednomo
March 31, 2006 12:51 PM | Link to this
Everyone have a good evening and weekend.
I got to go get ready to drive my son to the airport. I will read yall on Tuesday, maybe.
And remember Love is in the Air. So is pollen so be careful. LOL
By VANikia
March 31, 2006 12:51 PM | Link to this
porn = tutorial….. lol
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 12:52 PM | Link to this
@ Musing, why not take Cynthis McKinney ?
By DasKrait2
March 31, 2006 12:52 PM | Link to this
Rell - back when I was married and we were doing dinner at some mutual friends, the guy leaned over and asked me that question. it is a no-win answer. I answered “Of course not” so he then immediately goes “I want to go camping with YOU”.(he got me)
hilarious it was at the time. and still is.
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 12:57 PM | Link to this
okay…good people…i have put in enough time chained to the desk for the day…
be sure to play a prank on somebody tomorrow…change your clocks sunday and have one of those wonderful weekends that steve harvey talks about…
signing off…
By MusingLee
March 31, 2006 12:58 PM | Link to this
@JEZ Cynt is already on the squad..Read the 10:33 and 11:00 post for the full squad as it stands.
By Rell
March 31, 2006 12:58 PM | Link to this
thinks for giving away the punch line…Das…lol, you must be a lady…lol
By NoStress
March 31, 2006 01:01 PM | Link to this
@Wise - we on Football analogies today say it ain’t so - but anyway wifey is the female version of Marshall Faulk - a shorty who can do it all - she can run the ball, pick up the blitz, catch the ball out of the back field and even line up as a slot reciever and produce more all purpose yards than anyone else in the league. A non-selfish player who makes me better just by virtue of being on the field as Quarterback I need to know I got the best behind me and someone I can count on watching my blind side for that blitzing line backer. shouts out to wifey Nostress - you got skillz babe
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 01:02 PM | Link to this
RELL & DAS - thats the kind of situation that begs for a hypnotist, therapist, and alcohol - at the same time, in the same room - Oh and secrecy clause affidavits to all parties involved !!
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 01:05 PM | Link to this
LOL @ Musing! …well um I of course speaking hypothetically..but sometimes, to keep from being tempted, i heard that taking the edge off was a great pre-date activity, LOL. So there can be an honest mistake, and you know…maybe notWisediva didn’t expect someone to be in the bathroom because they are supposed to wait to get buzzed in…you know, in a hypothetical situation. smile Sometimes you forget to do a clean sweep of the crib. There is no way to play it off either. LOL
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 01:05 PM | Link to this
My bad @ Musing - OJ’s on the other line - he’s begging to be in your team - he says he wants it so bad he’d kill for the opportunity - i advised him thats not a wise choice of analogy to express his desire ….
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 01:09 PM | Link to this
Side Bar..ya’ll don’t forget to set your clocks ahead tomorrow night…
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 01:12 PM | Link to this
@Jezebelle Oh boy, I know you’re not trying to test my gangsta! The gloves are off, it’s all about bangin headboards, waking up neighbors, and muscle spasms now…lol. I got a tutorial fo ya!!…lol.
By MusingLee
March 31, 2006 01:17 PM | Link to this
Thanks JEZ my team is still a work in progress…As far as OJ goes..I don’t have any white women on the team yet, so he may not be as interested as he sounds. (HaHa - I zinged OJ good)
By reality check
March 31, 2006 01:17 PM | Link to this
Wise Diva, If I see something naughty in a woman’s home my perception of her is definitely going to change. I’m going to start thinking this is somebody I’m going to want to spend some serious time with.
She will not have to worry about illegal use of hands unless she isn’t playing the bump and run right. That shouldn’t be a problem because I prefer to run the spread option. In that offensive scheme there isn’t a lot of passing, so the only penalty I worry about is delay of game.
By MusingLee
March 31, 2006 01:20 PM | Link to this
@WD I like a little egde on my ham sandwich..Let me take off all edges. It’s a great way to begin a date. You get the hard stuff out of the way first. (Pun intended)
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 01:26 PM | Link to this
Taz - Men who have that ego problem (or any other) would be eliminated immediately. That’s one of the big reasons I hooked my man, in addition to my cooking of course :) I need a man who can step up to the plate.
If I were to compare my hubby to an athlete, he is most definitely my MAGIC JOHNSON (my favorite player of all time). He can play ALL positions well (remember the 1980 Finals?), is very unselfish (career avg is 11 assists per game), a great leader as well team player, knows when to lead and when to play a supporting role, loves the game (marriage) and is an all around fun guy, and plans on staying with the same team through all the ups and downs.
Note - I am comparing Magic’s NBA career ONLY and not his personal ish
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 01:27 PM | Link to this
LOL Runnin…lawd hammercy….bangin headboards AND muscle spasms…ummm for you or for her???? lol…
By MOMMIE
March 31, 2006 01:31 PM | Link to this
Hi everyone, Great topic for a friday. I can’t stop lol re; ham sandwich!!
By db
March 31, 2006 01:36 PM | Link to this
Happy Friday blogmates!!! sidenote: are there any baseball fans on this blog?
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 01:41 PM | Link to this
You guys need to stop, LOL..gonna get me fired!
This analogy talk, has me thinking of movie quotes…remember that scene from THE BEST MAN…when Nia Long smacks the hell out of Taye Diggs, ha ha! I would like that scene huh?
She says: I have been drinking Tequila shots all day, I am horny, emotional, my hormones are raging, and I don’t wanna hear about no G-Damn PEAS!!…that was hilarious!
Oh another movie line! I was just watching Wedding Date on HBO, and Dermot Mulroney’s character said, “Every woman has the EXACT love life that she wants”.. that is soo very true!
What is your favorite line from a movie?
By Bre'
March 31, 2006 01:44 PM | Link to this
I’m a single woman with no commitment to any man so if he comes by the crib and see’s things. Then decides he needs to up his game then thats on him. It’s hard for one to compete with the other. Each has positives and negatives.
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 01:45 PM | Link to this
@Page1908 Oh, you got jokes? You want to co-sign for your girl?…lol. I’ll let you figure it out after I send you the DVD with Jezebelle!….lmao.
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 01:46 PM | Link to this
@db No doubt, NY Mets, all day, every day!!
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 01:46 PM | Link to this
LOL @ ham sandwich,…ok, I am done with you for the day, Musing..ha ha. shaking my head
By Been Thru It All
March 31, 2006 01:48 PM | Link to this
sup everybody….
Dont hate the player hate the game!!!!
Just had to say that, i’m trying to hold it down in the NYC, but the pace up here is super-fast..
@Breholla at you when you get off(smilin)….
By Bre'
March 31, 2006 01:48 PM | Link to this
@WD movie line the last one that left a huge impression on me was from Tyler Perry’s movies…when he says go to h!!! and she is like I vacation there.
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 01:50 PM | Link to this
oh, Bre,..yes that one had me hollering…I was like whoa, she’s gangsta! I am gonna store that in my comeback line archives, LOL.
By DC Native
March 31, 2006 01:51 PM | Link to this
Favorite Movie lines:
Love shoulda brought your a** home last night - Boomerang
We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth rock landed on us - X
It’s gonna rain on your head - Color Purple
Iam a woman, I may be black, he**, I may even be ugly but i’m here - Color Purple
Your children sure are clean, would you like to be my maid? Hells naw. What? I said Hells NAW - Color Purple
That’s my N* - Training Day
Ok, the color purple is my favorite movie
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 01:52 PM | Link to this
DIVA- I love movie quotes!!! Anything from the Color Purple is definitely the jump off:)))
YOU TOLD HARPO TO BEAT ME (in my Sophia aka Oprah Winfrey voice….lol)
Oh yeah and anything from Boyz n Da Hood…EITHER THEY DON’T KNOW, DON’T SHOW, OR DON’T CARE ‘BOUT WHAT’S GOING ON IN THE HOOD (in my Doughboy aka Ice Cube voice)…lmao
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 01:53 PM | Link to this
i’m supposed to be on the way to centennial with my bag chair and a good book…but…i HAD to respond to the movie line question…
here goes…
favorite lineS from all time favorite movie…
that sh it’s played out like an 8 track.
when that jones come down, it comes down like a muthaf8cka.
love is what you make and who you make it with.
you always want what you want, when you want it… .
let me tell you something… this here, right now, is all that matters to me. i love you. and that’s urgent like a muthaf8cka.
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 01:54 PM | Link to this
@ Runnin…lmao nahhh boo….ummm ahem yeah I’ll co-sign for Jezzebelle…lmaooooo…I was just wondering what it would look like for a dude to get muscle spasms…lmao:)
By Rell
March 31, 2006 01:56 PM | Link to this
here are some
Ivy you show those cocky-sum b*** who we are..i want a texas twist then shoot the A gap - Friday night lights
Coach let boobie spin coach you want to win let boobie spin - Friday night lights
Hurry up and buy!!!! - Don’t be a menace to society while drinking your juice in the hood
Sit your five dollar a$$ down before i make change - Nino Brown - nuff said
Marcuuuuuus Darlinggg - Boomerang…that ish was hilarious
Can i get 20 d batteries…C….NO D mofo - Radio Raheem, Do the right thing
I will rip out your eyeballs and skull Fluck you to Death - Gunny R. lee Ermy - Full Metal Jacket
Man you akin like a lil b*itch right now, dem fools smoked your cousin right in front you ni55a…i don’t care who is out here i am smoking er body….ni55a gim back my joint - O dog
and finally - Its FRIDAY you don’t ish else to do mays well get HIGH….MAN!!!!!!
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 01:57 PM | Link to this
@BTIA What up OG, Triple OG…LOL. Yo, it’s mad crazy up there. Make sure you get your eat on, slice of pizza, chinese food, hit up the hot dog and pretzel stands too. Holla at you pimpin.
By DC Native
March 31, 2006 01:58 PM | Link to this
sJeaSexyCool - and how can anyone forget Love Jones??????? Love that movie!
By DC Native
March 31, 2006 01:58 PM | Link to this
ok another one
See Daddy, sinners have souls too.
By DasKrait2
March 31, 2006 01:58 PM | Link to this
Rell - I am a guy, don’t think ladies would be laughing over a guy telling them that joke. what was I supposed to do, shoot him?
I just made sure we never went camping with them.. LOL . she(his wife) was actually my ex’s Brownie Troop Co-Leader.
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 02:00 PM | Link to this
LOL @ Page1908, ohh and don’t forget to hold up to fingers pointing forward, saying the Harpo line LOL! Boy, I tell you, The Color Purple! That’s a classic!
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 02:03 PM | Link to this
“fugg you, pay me!” - Goodfellas
“I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse” - The Godfather
“Power destroys only those who don’thave it” - Godfather III
By MOMMIE
March 31, 2006 02:04 PM | Link to this
Hey Wise my favorite movie line is from “Oliver Twist” the musical version ….”Please Sir can I have some more”
By Rell
March 31, 2006 02:05 PM | Link to this
@Das…hilarious
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 02:05 PM | Link to this
OK, any qoutes from Baby Boy….hmmmmmm MY JODI, MY JODI…lmao classic black ghetto flicks…lol gasp
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 02:08 PM | Link to this
“I just did 5 mu’fvckin years in tha joint, nikka, you can svck my dyck!” Meance II Society
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 02:09 PM | Link to this
new fave lunch sandwich….those frescatas from wendy’s…
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 02:09 PM | Link to this
LOLOL DIVA..i forgot about the 2 fingers pointing rofl….ok here is another one from Color Purple………
CELIE TO MISTER: ANYTHANG COME FOR ME?? MISTER TO CELIE: AIN’T NOTHIN CAME FOR YOU GAL! IMMA FIX DAT MAILBOX SO I CAN TELL IF IT BE MESSED WITH
lmaooooooooooo aww man that ish is hilarious…ok I can go toe-to-toe with ANYONE on Color Purple qoutes:)) who wanna challenge me???:))) lmao
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 02:10 PM | Link to this
new fave lunch sandwich….those frescatas from wendy’s…
By Jazzyone
March 31, 2006 02:10 PM | Link to this
Godfather…”I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse”
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 02:11 PM | Link to this
“y’all don’t wanna sang wit ole Eddie Cain, no mo’” - 5 Heartbeats
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 02:12 PM | Link to this
color purple…
you shole is ugly…
you know it ain’t right for no woman to laugh at no man…
i had to fight my whole life…
By NoStress
March 31, 2006 02:13 PM | Link to this
Shaft (The Original) “baby I’m feeling like a machine and thats no way for a black man to feel” (Richard Roundtree - Shaft)
Dolemite - Dolemite don’t wear no cotton drawzzzzzzzz (Rudy Ray Moore - Dolemite)
The Untouchables - “I want him dead, I want his whole family dead I want his house burned to the ground so I can come ova and p.i.s.s on his ashes” (Robert Dinero as Al Capone)
“Happily ever afer is just a story that hasn’t ended yet” Angelina Jolie - Mr & Mrs Smith
By DC Native
March 31, 2006 02:13 PM | Link to this
@ Page - I was thinking about skipping out early, but I may take you up on your challenge.
By Bre'
March 31, 2006 02:13 PM | Link to this
@1908 well you should see the CP play. IT goes more like the book than movie. Not great but not bad.
By Rell
March 31, 2006 02:15 PM | Link to this
Duck!, she does not love you, i know because i been with her - Five heart beats
My thing Ho cakes, ho’s got’d eat too - Hollywood Shuffle
Flipper, what kind of name is flipa - Jungle fever
Mama i got a job interview…but there is a catch..i need 100 for the application fee - Gator
By Rell
March 31, 2006 02:17 PM | Link to this
Duck!, she does not love you, i know because i been with her - Five heart beats
My thing Ho cakes, ho’s got’d eat too - Hollywood Shuffle
Flipper, what kind of name is flipa - Jungle fever
Mama i got a job interview…but there is a catch..i need 100 for the application fee - Gator
By Rell
March 31, 2006 02:17 PM | Link to this
Duck!, she does not love you, i know because i been with her - Five heart beats
My thing Ho cakes, ho’s got’d eat too - Hollywood Shuffle
Flipper, what kind of name is flipa - Jungle fever
Mama i got a job interview…but there is a catch..i need 100 for the application fee - Gator
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 02:18 PM | Link to this
One of my fav movie lines that I can think of off the top of my head is…
“We can’t leave all the saving of the world to the men” Elastigirl from the Incredibles
I LOVE animation flix and I can’t wait to see ICE AGE 2!
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 02:18 PM | Link to this
Bre, I am trying to get to see the play, hopefully this spring.
LOL @ NoStress…I can tell what’s in your dvd collection. Oh and I loved what you said about your wife, with the football analogy…who knew that could be so romantic? awww… waves at Mrs.Nostress….You guys keep that love thing going!!! It’s really inspiring to read! sniff
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 02:19 PM | Link to this
LOL DC bring it on…….let’s go:) I am always up for a challenge wink
@Bre’- I am going to try to see the CP play sometime this summer. I have heard mixed reviews about it. I mean, I liked the book, but you know, the book is always different from the movie.
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 02:19 PM | Link to this
Jus got back from lunch …hmmm where do I start Run a DVD can be made but theer has to be total darkness or my face be blurred - I got my muscle spasms down to a pack by the way… Might I add that this hefer here ( being from Zamunda, neighbour to the Bana Republic )MUST copulate with her pet monkey present ( gives me a major ego boost - donno why but it jus does )
@ Page when dudes have their muscle spasms its jus a big ol nasty look in their face - U can see Runnin’s mescle-spasm-bound - face on his Drivers Licence ha ha ha
By Tazzee
March 31, 2006 02:19 PM | Link to this
Movie lines - this is more of a phrase than a line but from Shawshank Redemption: time and pressure… I love that phrase because I think you gain the truth in any relationship with time and pressure.
I also like the scene in The Other Sister where the developmentally delayed sister is yelling at her mother and says ‘I know how to love!’
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 02:19 PM | Link to this
“she said she’ll make me holla for a dolla, and do sum’in strange for a piece of change, I wanna see what that be like” - Friday After Next
By NoStress
March 31, 2006 02:21 PM | Link to this
“you can’t win Rock, he’ll kill ya ta death within 3 rounds” Rocky III
By DC Native
March 31, 2006 02:21 PM | Link to this
M.I.S.T.E.R. - mister
My name is not Sqeek, it’s Mary Agnes. Mary who?
Ms. Celie the day I saw you I knew there’s a God
Next time he come by I am gonna put a little Shug Avery pee in it
Whose that Pa? That’s the woman that should have been your Mammie
I’s married now
You had her your way, and I had her mine but we both had her (dayum fools)
That blade looks a little dull Ms. Celie
By NoStress
March 31, 2006 02:21 PM | Link to this
“you can’t win Rock, he’ll kill ya ta death within 3 rounds” Rocky III
By Been Thru It All
March 31, 2006 02:22 PM | Link to this
@runnin…sup dawg….she(Bre) is fine as hell…
favorite line=Motherf@@kers always trying to ice skate uphill”
By Rell
March 31, 2006 02:22 PM | Link to this
Conan what is good in life
-Crush your enemies -See them driven before you -to hear the limitation of the women
That is Good!!!
I don’t know about you but i would be lookin for the pimples on the booty - Nino Brown
I know you thinking God is Fluck up for having his boy on the table like this..but this mofo tried to get at my girl…Feel it Feel it…think about her….think about her…In too Deep - LL Cool J
By ATLborn
March 31, 2006 02:24 PM | Link to this
Fave movie Lines:
Good morning my neighbors!! (FUGG U!!) YES!! YES!! FUGG U TOO!! - Coming to America
What is that?? Velvet? - Coming to America
Nobody can sang like Eddie Cain Jr! - 5 Heartbeats
I’m the one that calls da mo’fuggin shots - The Sopranos (ain’t a movie, but oh well)
Kill them all!! And let God sort them out! - Needful Things
I just killed my wife…is that bad?
Noo, these things happen. - Needful Things
By Rell
March 31, 2006 02:24 PM | Link to this
Conan what is good in life
-Crush your enemies -See them driven before you -to hear the limitation of the women
That is Good!!!
I don’t know about you but i would be lookin for the pimples on the booty - Nino Brown
I know you thinking God is Fluck up for having his boy on the table like this..but this mofo tried to get at my girl…Feel it Feel it…think about her….think about her…In too Deep - LL Cool J
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 02:25 PM | Link to this
@ Jezebelle hahahahahahahahaaaa…. hey Runnin scan your driver’s license for me so I can see your face when you are havin a muscle spasm..hahhahahahahaaa..lmao lawd….ok I need that ham sammich now…lol..gasping for air…
By Thickness
March 31, 2006 02:26 PM | Link to this
Something FREAKY in my home. Well WiseDiva a woman may be a little shy, but that’s just an act, really it is a part of her personality. I think men want to learn early on about who we really are, so if there is a gorgeous picture of a nude couple entangled in a erotic love embrace or whatever he should realize that it is just one my many facits. But please be advised that all hand tools should be hidden and that is including the little gold balls in the etched glass case. And She May Be A Little FREAKY, it’s all in what makes Women beautiful.
By angel
March 31, 2006 02:26 PM | Link to this
I’m Tony Montana…I’ll smash you like a fckin caca roach*- Scarface
By Bre'
March 31, 2006 02:26 PM | Link to this
@Page and WD….I got a lot of mixed reviews on it. But I went I scored a free ticket. I don’t want to spoil it for anyone. I support the fact that we even have a play from a movie that had such a huge impact on Broadway.
I’m not sure how long it will play but its worth catching. But mostly it’s way closer to the book but a little too much of this and less of that.
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 02:27 PM | Link to this
jerry, you are my ambassador of quan, man.
By db
March 31, 2006 02:27 PM | Link to this
Ya’ll talking about movie quotes??
Give us… give us, us free! -Amistad
Yes they deserve to die; I hope they burn in h3ll!!! - A Time to Kill
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 02:29 PM | Link to this
smokey, is you over there sh ittin’?…hey, er’body, smokey over here sh ittin’…
By Royal Chic
March 31, 2006 02:29 PM | Link to this
Afternoon greetings…..
Thanks for a great topic Ms. Diva….
“You had me at hello…..(crying)”-Jerry Maguire
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 02:30 PM | Link to this
LOL DC ok you got me…
Where’s Celie?? At home fixin to shave MISTER
ME AND YOU US NEVER PART..MAKEEEE DADA….AIN’T NO OCEAN AIN’T NO SEA..MAKEEE DADA….
By ATLborn
March 31, 2006 02:30 PM | Link to this
Another Fave:
Blue u ain’ nuthin. U ain nu-thin. All u do is spin Rec-cords, that’s all u do. U betta sit down, shud da fug, don’ do nothin don say nothin.
Now, u betta get outta here…fo u git swole! - Player’s Club
By db
March 31, 2006 02:30 PM | Link to this
Ya’ll talking about movie quotes??
Give us… give us, us free! -Amistad
Yes they deserve to die; I hope they burn in h3ll!!! - A Time to Kill
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 02:30 PM | Link to this
I like that Jack Nicholson line from As Good as it Gets…Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here
oh and from the same movie: People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch LOL..jeez he was so mean in that movie.
Where is Agg Witt? He can do these all day, LOL.
By Rell
March 31, 2006 02:33 PM | Link to this
YES YES i ordered my marines to fire and i HOPE they burn in Hell - Sameul Jackson
i WANT your D.O.R, MAY-0-NAISE - Louis Gossett
Get your Fat a$$ up there pyle, i bet if some Pu55y was up there you would jump….thats right quit pyle if god wanted your a$$ up there he would have miracled your a$$ up there - R. Lee Ermy
By Royal Chic
March 31, 2006 02:33 PM | Link to this
Oh yeah…..another movie quote…
“You think you big time….you gon’ motherf$$ggin’ die big time…..here comes the pain…..”-Carlito’s Way
As for the topic, I don’t know as much as I would like to know about football, but I would have to say that I am a coach in my dating experiences. Always adapting my plays to the situation….versatility and accountability makes for a GREAT TEAM.
By NoStress
March 31, 2006 02:33 PM | Link to this
“I thought I was a cop trying to be a drug dealer but I ain’t nothin but a drug dealer tryin to be a cop” - Deep Cover
how much for one of those masks, have you ever been in a store like this see we don’t put price tags on our merchandise - so if you gotta ask you obvoiusly can’t afford it - alright then I’ll take two - Deep Cover
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 02:34 PM | Link to this
This is not a movie quote but in one of Dave Chappelle’s standup routines he was talking about Kobe and his “mistress”…He said that chick had about 8 different seemen stains, which was 7 too many, and had about 3 reruns of CSI in her drawz…That ish was hilarious.
If you haven’t seen the preview of Season 3, check it out Chappelle Anyone know when it will premiere?
By ATLborn
March 31, 2006 02:35 PM | Link to this
Another:
N!55a u ain’t no pimp! U a rest haven for hoze! - The Mack
I understand your ambition Willie, but u got to have VISIONNNN!! - Willie Dynamite
By DC Native
March 31, 2006 02:35 PM | Link to this
until you do right by me, everything you even think about is gonna fail
Mister just get on top of me and do his business and then get off. Do his business? Ms. Celie you make it sound like he’s going to the bathroom on you. Well, that’s what it feels like. Then hell Ms. Celie you still a virgin.
You show is ugly huuummmmmmm and you still ugly. Yes Lawd.
I call her Olivia because she got eyes like an old woman, like she’s been here before. So, I calls her Old Livia.
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 02:36 PM | Link to this
@2 can play Friday After Next, that’s a classic…lol.
LMAO @ Jezebelle. Ok, I see you are having what they call a “spontaneous utterance”. But you need to save those for the privacy of your own home, when your head is pounding against your headboard over and over again…lmao.
By G
March 31, 2006 02:36 PM | Link to this
I know I’m late, but as a player I could be described as Yao Ming. With all of those skills, he should be dominating the game. So should I. I’m working on it.
By G
March 31, 2006 02:37 PM | Link to this
I know I’m late, but as a player I could be described as Yao Ming. With all of those skills, he should be dominating the game. So should I. I’m working on it.
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 02:40 PM | Link to this
LOL Fit..lmao @ seemen stains….gasp
By G
March 31, 2006 02:40 PM | Link to this
The dating game is sometimes like basketball. Sometimes it’s not about how much talent you have, but puting yourself in position to be successful.
By G
March 31, 2006 02:41 PM | Link to this
The dating game is sometimes like basketball. Sometimes it’s not about how much talent you have, but puting yourself in position to be successful.
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 02:41 PM | Link to this
you gone eat yo cornbread? - life
this muthaphcka done shot ma’ pinkie toe…* - harlem nights
tell ya’ momma i ain’t never coming home… - harlem nights
no, we gone f8ck real hard for about 8 minutes, then we going to sleep… - harlem nights
By G
March 31, 2006 02:43 PM | Link to this
The dating game is sometimes like basketball. Sometimes it’s not about how much talent you have, but puting yourself in position to be successful.
By NoStress
March 31, 2006 02:44 PM | Link to this
“Boards don’t hit back” Bruce Lee - Enter the Dragon
“This time your eating paper the next time it will be glass” - Bruce Lee - Chinese Connection
By G
March 31, 2006 02:45 PM | Link to this
The dating game is sometimes like basketball. Sometimes it’s not about how much talent you have, but puting yourself in position to be successful.
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 02:45 PM | Link to this
Page, DC Native has got you beat on The Color Purple!!
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 02:46 PM | Link to this
@BTIA LOL…Do you thang playboy, don’t be scurred of it!! You two have a great weekend and be easy.
@Page1908 I thought we was cool but I see you want to team up with your girl…lol.
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 02:46 PM | Link to this
“you ain’t never seen a colored man with stripes before, naw suh, can’t say that I have!” - A Soldier’s Story”
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 02:47 PM | Link to this
Dearest Running me have metal plate in my forehead ( run in with Tryone and then the law ..long story ) Headboard banging doesnt faze me..only magnetic paraphenila
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 02:47 PM | Link to this
@ DC…omg you got me again! I forgot about Old Livia…lmaoooooo aww man, that ish is hilarious!!
GIRL, U BETTA BASH MISTA’S HEAD OPEN AND THANK ABOUT HEAVEN LATA
YES LAWD, DERE IS A GOD….DERE IS A GOD
SAT IN DAT JAIL….SAT IN DAT JAIL TILL I NEAR BOUT ROT TO DEATH
GET OFF MY LAND…GET OFF MY LAND!!…NOTHING BUT DEATH CAN KEEP ME FROM HER (2 FINGERS POINTING)…lmaoooo
By Miss QC
March 31, 2006 02:50 PM | Link to this
@G i like that comment and it’s so so true ;)
By aggressively witty
March 31, 2006 02:53 PM | Link to this
Did someone say movie quotes?
Which wallet is yours?
The one that says bad mother fugga on it
you know i been here 2 weeks, Im on time, most of the time, dont you think its time for a raise?
I feel sowwy fow yow mudder! Chu say about my momma?
You wanna smell my poonani?
One of my real favorites:
That’s right, the people don’t come because you grandiose muddafuggers don’t play shyt that they like. If you played the shyt that they like, then people would come, simple as that.
And the one of the most quotable movies, Chasing Amy
1) Check this shyt. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
2) For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, was introduced - usually by white artists and writers - they got slapped with racist names that singled them out as Negroes. Now, my book, “White-Hating Coon,” don’t have none of that bullsh t.
3)All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-d ckin’.
4) Variety’s the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I’m in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it’s a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it’s girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse.
Im telling you, if you aint seen this movie, you missing out on one of the simplest pleasures in life. The writing is insane good
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 02:54 PM | Link to this
“Shane………come back, come back, Shane” - Shane
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 02:54 PM | Link to this
@ Fit…girl, he comin at me strong today…imma get em though…lol
@ Runnin…aww boo we still cool…making innocent look on my face
@ DC….dang you takin all my qoutes!! hmphhhh…eye roll
By Miss QC
March 31, 2006 02:54 PM | Link to this
Love & Basketball is one of my favorite movies……
By Rell
March 31, 2006 02:55 PM | Link to this
Luke i am your father - Vader
Capt’n i am giving her all she gots…Scottie
corbin mancorbinman Corbin…5th Element
Why don’t you come back around here about hmmmmmm 10 thirtie….
Me, Wax, lu loc and o f* a$$ chauncy…
By runninatl
March 31, 2006 02:56 PM | Link to this
I’m out, it’s been fun as aways but it’s time to get the weekend poppin. Everyone have a blessed, safe weekend.
I’m gonna check back in when I get home just in case anyone tries to clown me after I leave(Jeze & Page)…lol.
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 02:57 PM | Link to this
Nothing tops PULP FICTION !!
By G
March 31, 2006 02:57 PM | Link to this
“Hey pretty lady…..How’s about you come ova here to a real man?”Clubber Lane from Rocky III (My thoughts for some of the pretty women I see @ happy hour)
“You had me @ Hello”….Jerry McGwyer (We someone’s already feeling you, that’s all it takes)
Antwan Fisher - The last part of the movie when the feast is prepared and the family is around the table.
“King Kong ain’t got nothing on me”….Training Day
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 02:57 PM | Link to this
@ AggWitt…lmaooooooo I forgot about you wanna smell my poonanny..lmao….crackin the F up…lmao…rofl…that was when Janet had them DOOKY BRAIDS…lol….lawd hammercy.
By VANikia
March 31, 2006 02:59 PM | Link to this
“Who’s the Master (Sho’nuf)”
By aggressively witty
March 31, 2006 03:00 PM | Link to this
And more:
Darius Lovehall: Let me tell you somethin’. This here, right now, at this very moment, is all that matters to me. I love you. That’s urgent like a m*******
Im buck and Im here to f ck
Coach I broke my d ick! Well rub some dirt on it and get back out there Johnny
Those of you lucky enough to still have your lives get up and go…but leave any limbs you may have lost, they belong to me now
By MOMMIE
March 31, 2006 03:00 PM | Link to this
FROM: OFFICE SPACE Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It’s not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad. Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton. Samir: You know there’s nothing wrong with that name. Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it… until that no-talent aZZ clown became famous and started winning Grammys. Samir: Hmm… well why don’t you just go by Mike instead of Michael? Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 03:01 PM | Link to this
Check out this movie quote quiz site where you can hear audio of each quote - Quote Quiz
By Miss QC
March 31, 2006 03:04 PM | Link to this
2cptg not Shane ohmygoodness!!!!! lmao!
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 03:04 PM | Link to this
@ Runnin..hahahhaa..who me,I would never try to clown you while you were gone (crossing my fingers behind my back looking at Jeze)…lol
By TopShelf77
March 31, 2006 03:04 PM | Link to this
Can you dig it? - The Warriors
When you’re president of the biggest gang in the city, you don’t have to take any shyt. - The Warriors
You know you done phucked up, don’t you? -Menace to Society
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 03:07 PM | Link to this
@ MOMMIE..Oh my gosh, I love Office Space!!
Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays
By Jezebelle
March 31, 2006 03:08 PM | Link to this
Have a good weekend @ Runnin
By Tazzee
March 31, 2006 03:11 PM | Link to this
OK, I am cracking up over here at the Color Purple quotes. I guess I don’t watch movies enough times because I don’t remember that many full quotes.
This is definitely going to be a Blockbuster weekend for me.
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 03:14 PM | Link to this
Hey Topshelf!!
LOL @ Mommie,..ohh you are gonna send me to my netflix!! I really should own that movie.
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 03:15 PM | Link to this
Top…..one of fav’s is what he said just prior to that….”look here, you lil bytch……”
“so……you bought the bottle of beer……”
By Thickness
March 31, 2006 03:17 PM | Link to this
Favorite Movie Lines:
Dis the Barbershop, corner of the neighborhood.
Angela Bassett-Boys N Da Hood- Sit your a$$ down before I embarass the hell out of both of us.
By Thickness
March 31, 2006 03:18 PM | Link to this
Favorite Movie Lines:
Dis the Barbershop, corner of the neighborhood.
Angela Bassett-Boys N Da Hood- Sit your a$$ down before I embarass the hell out of both of us.
By DC Native
March 31, 2006 03:18 PM | Link to this
You ain’t my mammie
Paw, it was that dayum mule!
I loves me some Harpo, God knows I do, but I will kill him dead before I let him beat me.
Who you think you is talking to my man, you aint nothing but a fat heifer (he he he he he) (as everyone packs up and clears the room) what did you say? I said you’s a fat……(splash)
I call this song Ms. Celie’s Blues because she washed my head when it was achen
Alright Page, I am going to give you time to catch up!
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 03:18 PM | Link to this
Hey Topshelf!!
LOL @ Mommie,..ohh you are gonna send me to my netflix!! I really should own that movie.
By MOMMIE
March 31, 2006 03:19 PM | Link to this
@1908, @WISE WATCHING OFFICE SPACE SHOWS YOU HOW RIDICULOUS THIS WORKING THING REALLY IS!! ALSO GIVES YOU A NEW APPRECIATION OF THE JOB YOU HAVE!
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 03:25 PM | Link to this
@Thickness, I just caught your earlier comment, I think you are so on point! I learned my lesson, too. .believe me.
@AGG WITT, I was waiting for you to drop some! Did you get my email?
By MrHughes
March 31, 2006 03:26 PM | Link to this
What happened to the football talk? I’ve only been lurking for the last 30 mins. Been catching up and looking back since I’ve not been around since Thurs.
By Chink
March 31, 2006 03:27 PM | Link to this
@ Tazzee
I know I am over trying think of 1 quote and I’m coming up blank. And I know I have some favorites ….
By MOMMIE
March 31, 2006 03:28 PM | Link to this
Sonny:I’m robbing a bank because they got money here. That’s why I’m robbing it.
Sonny:So what country do you want to go to? Sal: Wyoming. Sonny: Sal, Wyoming’s not a country.
AL PACINO IN DOG DAY AFTERNOON. Does anyone remember this movie?
By MusingLee
March 31, 2006 03:29 PM | Link to this
See I hate this place…This reality. I think it’s the stench..If there is such a thing…And if in this mind is the key I’m gonna break it (Agent Smith the Matrix) Classic Line for me..I love it
By MOMMIE
March 31, 2006 03:29 PM | Link to this
Sonny:I’m robbing a bank because they got money here. That’s why I’m robbing it.
Sonny:So what country do you want to go to? Sal: Wyoming. Sonny: Sal, Wyoming’s not a country.
AL PACINO IN DOG DAY AFTERNOON. Does anyone remember this movie?
By MOMMIE
March 31, 2006 03:30 PM | Link to this
Sonny:I’m robbing a bank because they got money here. That’s why I’m robbing it.
Sonny:So what country do you want to go to? Sal: Wyoming. Sonny: Sal, Wyoming’s not a country.
AL PACINO IN DOG DAY AFTERNOON. Does anyone remember this movie?
By Mommie
March 31, 2006 03:33 PM | Link to this
sorry about double post computer went crazy
By TopShelf77
March 31, 2006 03:33 PM | Link to this
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig dies of Lou Gehrig’s disease?” Christopher from - The Sopranos
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 03:34 PM | Link to this
Hi Mr. Hughes, good to see you chime in! OH ..I switched gears! Football kinda ran out of gas, and I have to make it to 5 with a little distraction from my blog friends. LOL. Feel free to discuss it more. Are you single? What position do you play in dating?
By Bre'
March 31, 2006 03:34 PM | Link to this
Speaking of Office Space when it first came out on DVD. Me and my friends in Mpls was suffering thru the “first corporate job blues” and we were having a hard time. So I set my apt up like a movie theater….such good times…anyway we had a office space party to blow off the steam. We had a intermission though for smoking break and drink refill..
Who remembers the movie theater over by south dekalb mall not sure if its still there. But anyway I will never forget everytime there was a “urban” movie out they would be selling drinks out the broom closet….Gosh those were the days…I would travel all the way from Buckhead for that.
By Thickness
March 31, 2006 03:36 PM | Link to this
I relation to a popular subject matter Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee are getting a divorce! How sad, I don’t know Russell may be older but I’m sure he want be lonely.
Ya’ll have a great weekend.
By MusingLee
March 31, 2006 03:38 PM | Link to this
I found the actual quote- Yeah (in my Lil’John Voice) I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can’t stand it any longer. It’s the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it.
By G
March 31, 2006 03:40 PM | Link to this
Am I my brother’s keeper?…We all we got……..I don’t want to die(Pookie)……….Sit yo $$$ down before I make change…..I know pronounce us man and wife…..I want to sh..t you so bad, my ….
NewJack City has many for me
By MusingLee
March 31, 2006 03:49 PM | Link to this
Yohan it is my 21st birthday, do you think perhaps I could wipe my own a$$ LOL…I love Coming to America
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 03:52 PM | Link to this
i wanna kill you so bad, my d ick is hard…or something like that…njc
By MOMMIE
March 31, 2006 03:56 PM | Link to this
THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME, DOROTHY WIZARD OF OZ
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE
By sJeaSexyCool
March 31, 2006 03:59 PM | Link to this
fit…meant to respond to the softball comment…
i’ll be playing softball until late in the fall…i’m sure you’ll have an opportunity to join one of my teams by then…
By NYC living in CA
March 31, 2006 04:02 PM | Link to this
Hi everyone, I had to close my office door, people are starting to wonder why i am laughing at my screen.
By DasKrait2
March 31, 2006 04:02 PM | Link to this
AL PACINO IN DOG DAY AFTERNOON. Does anyone remember this movie
so you are that old, heh? Yeah, I remember that movie. LOL.. Sorry, probably in your Great Movies DVD collection then.
Ever see Dustin Hoffman in STRAW DOGS?
Saw INSIDE MAN this past weekend, good recommendation from me for it.
By NYC living in CA
March 31, 2006 04:02 PM | Link to this
Hi everyone, I had to close my office door, people are starting to wonder why i am laughing at my screen.
By FitChick
March 31, 2006 04:03 PM | Link to this
Musing - My hubby LOVES Coming to America! He can quote pretty much the whole movie and has me crackin up, especially when he does Sexual Chocolate! I have to buy him the DVD.
By KIR
March 31, 2006 04:08 PM | Link to this
Checking in late in the day although I’ve been lurking a little bit. I don’t know a thing about football but I got ya on some movie quotes.
Lean on Me
“It kills your brain cells son, it kills your brain cells.”
“Fair Eastside…”
“He don’t love you because you don’t take care of your responsibilities.”
“I love huh…and I don’t wont huh to see me like this no mo’.”
“They used to call me Crazy Joe…now they call me Batman.”
By MusingLee
March 31, 2006 04:08 PM | Link to this
sexual chocolate…..Sexual Chocolate…….SEXUAL CHOCOLATE…” (drop mic..and off stage) LOL
By KIR
March 31, 2006 04:08 PM | Link to this
Checking in late in the day although I’ve been lurking a little bit. I don’t know a thing about football but I got ya on some movie quotes.
Lean on Me
“It kills your brain cells son, it kills your brain cells.”
“Fair Eastside…”
“He don’t love you because you don’t take care of your responsibilities.”
“I love huh…and I don’t wont huh to see me like this no mo’.”
“They used to call me Crazy Joe…now they call me Batman.”
By 2 can play that game©
March 31, 2006 04:25 PM | Link to this
‘Nique finally got elected to the Hall of Fame!!!!
By Miss QC
March 31, 2006 04:35 PM | Link to this
what you about dat, what you about dat, what you about dat, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, i know all about dat..hey oh! i’m out for the weekend peeps…enjoy yourselves…and don’t forget 2 luv yourself! BE SAFE HOLLA ;)
By Tray
March 31, 2006 04:36 PM | Link to this
bueller, bueller
y’all have a GREAT weekend,
By Page1908
March 31, 2006 04:39 PM | Link to this
@DC…aww man, ok you won…aww man, I forgot about you ain’t my Mammie…lmao…I am really cracking the F up right now…rofl…lol
@ KIR…lol @ they used to call me crazy Joe..now they call me Batman..lmaooooo whoaaa….
Ok ya’ll, since ya’ll are 2 hours ahead of me, have a good weekend. Don’t forget to set your clocks ahead tomorrow night!!
By ATLborn
March 31, 2006 04:55 PM | Link to this
2Can - That was a well deserved and 1 year past due honor for Nique.
He’s truly one of the best b-ballers of all time.
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 04:57 PM | Link to this
Thanks for the clock reminder
Have a great weekend!!
By Wise Diva
March 31, 2006 05:01 PM | Link to this
Scorned enjoy your birthday weekend!
By BG
March 31, 2006 05:32 PM | Link to this
This is fun I got one ” I told you not to wear the red dress Annie mae”- Whats love got to do with it. Also ” Miss another step you will be frying fish tomorrow” Also -” WHAT AM I GON DO WITH SOME MO CHILDREN HUH”