Misadventures in Atlanta

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 08:02 AM | Link to this

Happy Friday Bloggers

By Jazzyone

March 24, 2006 08:15 AM | Link to this

Good morning TGIF!!! Wuz up QC.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 08:26 AM | Link to this

Yes - my best friend (Male), who at the time was an interest of mine, once brought me a bouquet of flowers -“just because”. My response was “What did you bring those for? We’re not in love or anything.” The crestfallen look on his face gave away his true feelings. Not a good scene - awkward moment for both of us. There was no coming back from that statement - our interactions became painful at times - until we had a heart to heart and laid everything on the line. Our friendship survived (Thank goodness - don’t know what I would do without his great advice) and we can look back and laugh at that incident now.

By DC Native

March 24, 2006 08:29 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Everyone and Happy Friday!!!

By divine1

March 24, 2006 08:44 AM | Link to this

Happy Friday - QC, Jazzy1 & DC Native. Sending out positive vibes to you all.

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 08:45 AM | Link to this

Hey Jazz

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 08:46 AM | Link to this

Hey D1, DCNative

By Tray

March 24, 2006 08:56 AM | Link to this

Good Morning!!! and one big time TGIF vacation is soon but this week has dragged by.
Most awkward moment, jeesh where do we begin, the one where the guy wanted to take me to a nice restaurant since I am a picky eater, Zaxby’s it was. Classic.

umm the end of the date when you are not feeling that person and you can’t get away quick enough always an awkward moment.

when you meet someone and you are a bit tipsy, talk later on the phone and arrange a real meeting and realize, beer goggles!!

ok y’all have a good one, I’ll be back after the boss leaves, YEA

By Alexas

March 24, 2006 08:59 AM | Link to this

Way back when, I met a guy on AOL. We talked over email and on the phone for awhile and finally decided to meet. He was a huge Nebraska fan and had sent me a pic, it was a little far away, but he looked hot. We met at Wild Wings in Marietta. I don’t normally look at looks, and he wasn’t ugly, but when he talked, he talked out of the side of his mouth. It was not going well, and I was young, so I tried to go to the bathroom and sneak out, but there was no way out. I came back to the table with some lame excuse. He walked me to my car and said, can I at least get a kiss? I said no, and he tried anyway. Talk about awkward!

By Atl Pearl Girl

March 24, 2006 09:01 AM | Link to this

You’re going to love this one……about 5 years ago….I was on a 2nd date…he had picked me up at the house…we had a lovely dinner…..got back to my place and a friend dropped by unexpectedly…… I ended up making coffee for all three of us…. when my friend left I said goodnight to the date….. the next morning..I found a strange blue pill on my sofa table…. concerned it may have been some kind of medicine for the guy (he was a bit older)…I called my friend who is a doctor….. she laughed like crazy! It turned out to be viagra!!!! I was mortified!!! We’re talking a ‘2nd date’ here! Holy Cow! Needless to say, he apologized when confronted…and we never spoke again. GOOBER!

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 09:02 AM | Link to this

Happy Friday peeps!

Hey Jazzy, morning boo. Sup Miss QC.

I think I’ll just lurk today. I’ve buried all of my embarrassing moments, up till January, in locked safe tucked nice and far away, not trying to relive them….lol.

I will say this Laney, I feel bad for your Cadbury guy. And divine I know you crushed ol boy with the flowers that day. Dang, “when a sweet gesture goes bad”….lmao.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 09:02 AM | Link to this

@Tray - LOL - not the beer goggles - that’s why I don’t drink now. Hahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahaha.

By Jazzyone

March 24, 2006 09:04 AM | Link to this

The most awkward?…a bit way back…tipsy in the club…exchange #’s, meet again, he opens his mouth…front teeth jacked up so bad I could even look at him just his yuck mouth..ughh…

By G

March 24, 2006 09:04 AM | Link to this

@D1Morning…..As many times as women criticize men for not being spontaneous and thoughtful, you crushed that man between a sledge-hammer and a brick. Wow! That man will probably never do that for a woman again.

I surprised a former gf with flowers a couple of times. The first time I did it, I left some “mushy message” on the card, but didn’t leave my name. I had to call to see if she received them, bc she didn’t call to thank me for them. Come to find out, she didn’t know whether I or an ex had sent them, so she waited to get a clue. Let’s just say we both found out what was really going on that day.

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 09:05 AM | Link to this

Hey Tray welcome Alexas

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 09:08 AM | Link to this

AtlPearlGirl now that’s a good one, old boy was gone try to “put it on ya” lolololol

Merning Runnin how ya doing bookie…..

By Peaches & Creamy

March 24, 2006 09:10 AM | Link to this

Morning

By Tray

March 24, 2006 09:11 AM | Link to this

@Divine1, I don’t do it much-the drinking but if you saw the Jerry Springer crowd I have started to hang with, you too would drink. YES, I need a new crowd, I’m working on it.

By Tray

March 24, 2006 09:14 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Miss QC, ready for the weekend?

By mista don't play

March 24, 2006 09:19 AM | Link to this

One of many I might share today….

About five years ago, I wanted to treat a platonic friend back home (Alabama) for her 21st birthday. It was early summer, and being from a small town the only real options for an OK night out were at least an hour’s drive away. I pulled out of the drive and asked “North or South?” in regard to whether I should drive to Montgomery or Pensacola, Fla. I said Montgomery and she seconded. We get there, waltz around in a mall, eat dinner and choose “The Fast and The Furious” for a nightcap. We get our seats and I recognize a face in the distance. It’s my girlfriend at the time, walking in arm-and-arm with some football player that had been after her for a long time, AND, SHE SAID she was avoiding!!! To boot, they sit down in the two seats next to us! Never felt more awkward in my life! She and I traded neither a word nor a look, and needless to say I don’t really remember how the movie went either. I was just in a daze. A moment I will remember forever.

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 09:19 AM | Link to this

Yes Tray i am ready for the weekend and i’m off Monday yyyyiiiippppeeee

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 09:21 AM | Link to this

@G I have to co-sign that one bruh, after that divine1 comment I would have a fear of flowers, flower arrangements, flowery patterns on clothes, plants, etc….LMAO.

@Atl Pearl Girl Why do you want to hate on that man for always being prepared? Maybe he keeps them on him on at all times like condoms, maybe it wasn’t for you?….lol.

@QC I’m good on the plantation today, trying not to watch the clock.

By abc

March 24, 2006 09:24 AM | Link to this

Mornin’!

Dayum, except for Laney’s, all these awkward moments sound like some mean-as-snakes women.

By MusingLee

March 24, 2006 09:27 AM | Link to this

Morn’in All,

I asked this girl out for dinner, and instead of parking at the restaurant, she parked 3 blocks away(downtown mind you). Afterwards I offer her a ride to her car and ol’girl decided she would rather jog to her ride. And that wasn’t even the strangest date I’ve been on.

By Jazzyone

March 24, 2006 09:28 AM | Link to this

@abc..mean as snakes women??…hell it wasn’t my fault Yuck mouth didn’t have a good dental plan…He should have been bitten by a snake…

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 09:29 AM | Link to this

Oh boy, someone came to play today without their pads and helmet….lol. Good luck out there today abc, handle your business because you might catch some fire now.

DISCLAIMER I don’t know this kat….lmao.

By MOMMIE

March 24, 2006 09:30 AM | Link to this

Good Morning!

A Guy I was dating when I lived in NY always laughed at me because I loved to eat breakfast food 24/7. My mom would make pancakes for me every Sunday so after she moved to ATL it was over. Dude felt bad for me and said he found a diner that had the best breakfast, so after a night out at the club we go to the spot he orders the special my favorite cheese eggs, bacon pancakes. 15 minutes later the waiter comes over with this hella platter with pancakes the size of hub caps about 2inches thick 20pcs of bacon, 1 dozen scrambled eggs with cheese. I was like what the #@@@$$%%, dude was laughing hysterically and I was so nauseated and p** off. He thought he was doing something special I thought he was an a* and have since given up my love for pancakes.

By DC Native

March 24, 2006 09:31 AM | Link to this

Hey Ms QC & Divine1

Tray I had a simular experience but I was sober. Who knew that military uniforms and poorly lit rooms had the same effect as beer goggles. Met this guy at drill one weekend who was appeared to be tall, dark and handsome. He had on his BDU cap and it was pulled low - to his nose low - he was in the Marines and they all had their hats pulled low. Anyway, in the poorly lit room with his hat pulled low he “appeared” to be handsome. So, fast forward to 3 days later and he came by my well lit job with a baseball cap on. A Chicago Bulls cap. The only thing I kept thinking was he looks just like the bull on his cap. Never returned his phone calls and from that day on I developed my “let me see you without your cap on” rule.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 09:31 AM | Link to this

@ATLPearlGrl - LOL - He just knew he was going to give you an experience you would never forget. Talk about divine intervention - that friend was sent to rescue you from Superfreak. LOL.

@G & runnin - I didn’t mean to do it. I had no clue there were deeper feelings involved. He’s still my bud though - and he will always have a place in my heart - no matter what or who comes into my life. ;)

@mista don’t play - Classic.

By BlueDove

March 24, 2006 09:35 AM | Link to this

Good morinig all. I had just started dating a guy that lived out of town. We weren’t exclusive or anything, just hanging out every now and then, but he decided to come into town to “surprise” me. showed up at my house (rule # one - don’t come by without calling first) with a bottle of wine, some chinese food and his gymbag. Ole boy just knew he was staying over. Imagine his surprise when my other “friend” pulled up right behind him to pick me up for our date

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 09:36 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All!!!

I was starting to think I didn’t have any awkward moments but here goes. I went on a double date once with my friend and her friend. They decided that I needed to meet his friend. These guys were much younger than us and I still don’t know why I agreed to go on this date, but we had a pretty nice time until the end of the night when my friend and her friend wanted to go sit at the waterfront. It’s a lovely place to go if you are feeling the person you are with. I had no real problems with my date up to that point except the occasional bad joke and the strange stares that he’d give me, but once we got to the riverfront he insisted on trying to hold me, kiss me and do all those romantic gestures that I wasn’t feeling. I guess that wouldn’t have been so bad if he would have stopped after I told him no the first time, but it got to the point where I was very, very uncomfortable and was actually considering spending the night in jail. I have another one but I will share that later.

By G

March 24, 2006 09:38 AM | Link to this

Classic online experience Some time ago, I set up a date with a girl I met online. She looked great in the pic, the convo was good, so I was really excited to see her. I should’ve paid closer attention to pic details, b/c that hairstyle was left about 2 yrs prior, along with the sweater she was wearing. Well…..let’s just say when I finally met her in person……..that beautiful smile was the only thing that resembled the pic. Let’s just say she has a healthy diet…..and it showed. I played it like a champ, and put on my best poker face.

Just like women file some short men in the buddy category, I put her in that same file. We went out a couple of times after that, but things faded out eventually.

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 09:39 AM | Link to this

@Mommie that sounds like a sweet gesture. Why did you get so mad about that?

By 2 can play that game©

March 24, 2006 09:40 AM | Link to this

morning, all.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 09:40 AM | Link to this

@runnin - Are you serious? LOL. Dude, my friend was/is one of the LEAST romantic men I know - so believe me when I say I was taken aback by the gesture. Who knew? He got over it and moved on to the next young lady. Not sure, if she got any flowers but I know she got the ring (I helped pick it out).

By MOMMIE

March 24, 2006 09:44 AM | Link to this

@VANika, I don’t know I guess it was something about the size of the food that really made me sick and plus we had just come from the club I had a few drinks!

By DasKrait2

March 24, 2006 09:45 AM | Link to this

Good Morning ALL,

Yes, I have embarrassed myself more than once, when I sent flowers to a woman, and the note was unsigned, but had a comment that I thought she would connect to me, from a previous direct conversation with her. And obviously the comment was so ingrained in her mind, she had no idea who sent the flowers. Like I said, more than once, but not something I would do now, at least I would directly sign it. chuckle. live and learn

to switch, and I have mentioned this once before, a cinema date turned to me immediately after the scene in the Stephen King movie Pet Cemetary where the four-year-old kid bites the Achilles heel out of the old man, with a delightful “Isn’t that neat?”. (No, that is effin gross)

I also, on a fourth date, asked a woman for a kiss goodnight, she leaned over and gave me the coldest peck on the side of my check I have ever had. Don’t do that anymore either, ask at least. to use a motto, if you have to ask her for it, it is not worth having.

By G

March 24, 2006 09:46 AM | Link to this

@D1 I hear ya and understand. I just think it’s such a shame when we have treasures in our own backyard, but we still search for more/different treasures elsewhere. Topic for another day…

By mista don't play

March 24, 2006 09:53 AM | Link to this

@G: I can do you one better.

I met a girl online about four years ago who said she was a graduate student at Georgia State. Little did she know I was a graduate student there too and had some file access. I look her up — no record, of course. I was new here and living with extended family, so I invited her over one night while my folks were out. We’re chatting and school pops up. I ask about class and she gave me a spill, and then I ask about having lunch on campus one day…quiet. I ask again…quieter. So what does she do? She starts to flip out, asking why it’s so important that women go to school and who said you have to have a degree to be smart and trying to rectify all these lies she told in the beginning. Turns out she was a liberal arts student at Georgia Perimeter, which is fine, but why did she feel the need to lie?

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 09:58 AM | Link to this

I am a cornball and I don’t mind being that way so I have a lot of funny, but not neccesarily awkward moments. And just like Mama D, I sometimes say things without thinking that just make things so interesting. That flower story was funny…. sounds just like something I would say.

I’m clumsy so I’ve been known to fall up or down on dates, but usually by that time they have a good feel for my personality and can laugh with me because I will sit there and crack up over it.

By Chinadoll

March 24, 2006 09:58 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All…

A few years ago, met this guy at club. Of course, I had the beer goggles on, but for the most part he seemed Ok. We talked on the phone, convo was good so we decided to meet for dinner.

Oh boy, he had on shades. Then he took them off, he was so… cross eyed. One eye was on me and other one was doing it’s own thing. I mean which one do you focus on???

Then we ordered our food, ate and were walking outside, he farted. Smelled so bad, I did not want to breathe. Then wanted a kiss. H— Naw!!!

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 10:00 AM | Link to this

People still lie about their education on dates?

By DasKrait2

March 24, 2006 10:03 AM | Link to this

Speaking on meeting dates online, I once met a woman an hour away for a date, and we had even talked on the phone for about 2 hours beforehand. Well, coming to find out, when driving to the Italian place where we were going to eat, I not only learned she knew where ALL the bars were in town, she knew their happy hour times and happy hour specials. not good. LOL

By ptrap

March 24, 2006 10:06 AM | Link to this

I went on a double date, years ago, to a movie. My “date” drove. We opened the doors to get in his car and he had replaced the inside overhead light with a red bulb. It was weird and gave me the creeps. I rushed to the ticket counter so I could buy my own ticket and sat next to my friend instead of him. He was a little irritated. Something about that red light just creeped me out.

By Chink

March 24, 2006 10:07 AM | Link to this

Good Morn Everyone

One time me and this guy go to the fair for a date it was pretty far out (an hour away). Anyway I go on some rides and didnt eat to well ..I think I got a funnel cake that was made with bad oil. On the ride back I started to feel a bit queasy and no place to stop all I saw was dirt roads and trees. And I had to throw up BAD so I end up throwing up in his car in something ..good thing I didnt mess up anything ….but I had to throw up again and I tried to wait until we could get to a good location and I was basically throwing up while opening the door at a gas station … the car was all swerving and braking you would think we was doing a drive by or something. It was pretty horrible. We are still friends though ….

By divine1

March 24, 2006 10:07 AM | Link to this

@Van - You know we are here >< when it comes to certain things. He’s still my road dog though - moving down here this summer. Atlanta is not ready for the two of us together in the same city - LOL. Can you tell I am looking forward to his arrival? I spoke with him the other day and gave him an update on how many days we have until his arrival. LOL.

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 10:08 AM | Link to this

Hey Mommie, VANikia & Chinadoll

welcome Blue Dove

y’all are cracking me up with these stories, i have too many to share….

By Jazzyone

March 24, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

Why Lie, I don’t get that???

By divine1

March 24, 2006 10:11 AM | Link to this

@Chinadoll - OMG - terrible. Poor thing couldn’t hold it in any longer.

By Jazzyone

March 24, 2006 10:16 AM | Link to this

Here’s another moment…Okay so I just relocated here from out of State..I meet this ausome guys throught the girlfirend hook up thing…Our first date we hang out with the rest of our friends. At like 3 in the morning we get hungry and everyone is telling me this is how we do it in the ATL after the club we go eat and you are going to love it…We end up at Waffle house…I was like no this Brotha’ isn’t taking me to a F* truck stop to eat on out first date, I swore to never see him again! Mind you I get up in there and throw down so hard that I almost choked on my ‘upity-ness’(is that a word?)DO I have to tell ya’ll that Now Waffle house is one of my favorite grub spots at 3:00 in the morning?! And I couldn’t ask him enough to go there to eat in the wee hours of the night I know..I know!!

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 10:16 AM | Link to this

These stories are hilarious!!

@Jazzy I feel you on the lying, especially when I don’t really know you, why bother. If I’m gonna lie, it’s because I’m vested in some way and I’m trying to protect something or someone I care about. Not saying it’s right, but keeping it real.

By peachyfuture

March 24, 2006 10:19 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All,

Thank God it’s FRIIIIday, badiah, badiah, badiah……..

Mista that was just wrong. What exactly did the heifer have to say after being BUSTED?

LMAO at ATL Pearl’s man and his Pfizer blue diamond on the 2nd date.

By Scornednomo

March 24, 2006 10:20 AM | Link to this

One bittersweet moment that I recall was when Nature Guy made a really nice dinner for my birthday (he was an excellent cook), and about 30 minutes or so after dinner I began to feel lightheaded and faint and my face started to feel tight. When it wouldn’t go away I asked him how he prepared the food ,which was a stirfry, he used peanut oil. I am highly allergic to peanuts. Needless to say I spent the night in the ER. But I still gave him an “A” for the gesture.

By jezebelle

March 24, 2006 10:22 AM | Link to this

Thank God my boss is in a meeting, Im laughing my fanny off !!

My friend hooked me up with this guy and we started talking and he semeed pretty cool so when he suggested we go out for dinner, I had no qualms about it.

So I told himto suggest a place and he told me of this great Italian restaurant ( but the name was French ) it seemed odd that an italian joint would have a french name - FLAG # 1

The dinner and convo was good, dude ordered a rack of lamb and he NEVER touched it, I guess he was trying to be all proper and not make a mess of himself eating it - oh well…this hefer here ate every morsel on her plate !

After dinner he asuggested we go watch a movie and I was all for it, that is until he sat next to me and started talking close to me.

DUDE HAS SOME SERIOUS HALIOTOSIS !!!! and to make matters worse he kept making small talk all the time and boy did he not have hot breath coming out of his mouth - might I add he also tried to kiss me ( this begs for a listerine moment when I think of it ) !! FLAG # 2

After the movie he wanted to hang out more but my lungs were screaming for fresh air/breath so I politely declined his offer, thanked him for dinner - gave him the dont-get—too-touchy feely - hug and jetted outta there !!

Needless to say, theer was no second date and I changed his name on my phone to MR HOT BREATH ( I know Im going to hell for this one )

PS By the way, my galfriend who hooked me up with dude is a DENTAL HYGENIST !! Ohhh the irony !!

By BlueDove

March 24, 2006 10:24 AM | Link to this

Thanks for the welcome QC Hi D1 - I had to come out of lurksville to comment on this one…

After ole boy got back home, he called me to say that I wasn’t right. I guess he thought that just cuz he drove up here to see me I should have cancelled all plans. Man puhleeze…Like I said we were not exclusive.
You know the next time he was getting ready to make that trip again, he called before he got on the road. Too funny!!

By db

March 24, 2006 10:25 AM | Link to this

Morning… Still in lurkmode, but enjoying all of the funny comments. Ya’ll are killing me over here!

db

By Tray

March 24, 2006 10:25 AM | Link to this

omg @ChinaDoll, that is LOL!! w/the cross eye, I flirted with this cute salesman last week when I was waiting on my car. I told my friend about it, he was built, little waist, worked out, etc, but I think he only had one eye. I’ve never put 2 eyes on my list of requirements so my friend was busting on me. who knows, but I did get lunch = )

By divine1

March 24, 2006 10:27 AM | Link to this

@Jazzyone - LOL - Nothing like Waffle House/IHOP after a night of shaking your tail feather. My personal preference is City Cafe at 3 in the morning.

@Mista - That was not cool on her part. Poor thing.

By Jazzyone

March 24, 2006 10:27 AM | Link to this

@Blue And a great BIG welcome to ya’!

Runnin..I feel you.

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 10:29 AM | Link to this

Hey Ms QC

I went on a date with my ex-boyfriend from high school and he showed up with his daughter. I felt that was a bit inappropriate especially since he is the one that asked me out, he didn’t tell me she was coming and we went to a movie that was not age appropriate. He is also the same ex that would bring his children over to my house so I could feed them. I had to nip that in the bud. I don’t mind helping out, but he was not needy and his children had mothers, plus he was getting out of hand with that just dropping by so my kids can eat stuff.

By mista don't play

March 24, 2006 10:32 AM | Link to this

About this time last year I invited a young lady I hadn’t seen in a while to a Wynton Marsalis concert at the Alliance Theatre. She told me she might run late but she could make it. Couldn’t complain with that. I went out earlier in the evening with friends but jetted back home to meet her. Mind you I’d told her the event was not casual, she ignored that. She shows up in a halter with jeans that have some kind of cord going down the side of them! I rush her into the car but the hood in me came out and I made a U-turn and took her back to her car! Saw her once since; she apologized for being underdressed.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 10:33 AM | Link to this

Hey Blue Dove

@jezebelle - Ummmm - Poor baby just needed a mint.

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 10:37 AM | Link to this

Jazzyone I went to Waffle House for the first time last week. The funniest night ever. There was a pack of jelly on the floor and a troop of ants about a foot away. I felt like I had never seen so many ants in one place in my life. I look along the wall and there are more ants, it kinda looked like they were staging an attack on the ants that were currently getting their grub on. So I tell my date and his friend about the ants so then this lady comes walking by, you know the Waffle House is small so she would have walked on the ants if we didn’t say anything to her. Ok so once she see the ants she (obviously drunk) let’s out a loud ewwww and procedes to do what we now call the jelly dance. Now the jelly dance started off looking like the tush push but then it ended up looking like Lord of the dance. She then asked for some music so she could continue the dance….. all this started because of some ants. The funniest thing I’ve seen.

By mista don't play

March 24, 2006 10:37 AM | Link to this

@Everybody: Ya’ll know too much of my business now (shaking my head)!

By Tray

March 24, 2006 10:42 AM | Link to this

ok y’all Waffle House is the PLACE!! Love it, especially after a night out! One night I pulled out my coupon from the road race so I could eat free. I wish you could have seen the people I was with, it was funny

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 10:43 AM | Link to this

Fellas, fellas, fellas….. mints, condoms, cash, lotion, cologne, change of clothes in the trunk & gym bag w/toilet paper, these are all necessities we must carry at all times. It’s in the handbook…lol.

By abc

March 24, 2006 10:44 AM | Link to this

Ants in the restaurant, yuck… they don’t call it Awful House for nothing… scattered, covered, smothered and infested!

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 10:45 AM | Link to this

I am laughing my azz off

By divine1

March 24, 2006 10:45 AM | Link to this

@mista don’t play - You mean to tell me you didn’t immediately do a Keith Weston move a la “Set It Off” and take her to Macy’s or Bloomie’s to find the appropriate dress for the occasion for her. LOL. Now that’s a romantic gesture I would not refuse. ;)

By Cee

March 24, 2006 10:47 AM | Link to this

@VAN-dang, you sure that ain’t my kids eating at your place?? me ex is notorious for taking the kids to eat at his womens house. If they are, I appreciate the looking out. LMAO

By Chinadoll

March 24, 2006 10:48 AM | Link to this

What’s up Miss QC

I could tell you more.

One more, met this guy (no beer goggles), went out a couple of times. Seemed OK. Went out again and went back to his place afterwards.

Drove up, nice house… get out and go in, he lives in the Unfinished basement of his parents home. Light bulbs with strings hanging down, plastic hanging separating rooms, space heaters and fans. I told him I was not feeling well and left skid marks in the driveway.

By "Longtime Lurker"

March 24, 2006 10:51 AM | Link to this

Hello from Secaucus New joysey (as the natives call it).

@Mista Don’t Play and jezebelle ^5..

Y’all got tears running out of my eyes laughing so hard at your posts!

By mista don't play

March 24, 2006 10:53 AM | Link to this

Tell ‘em runnin! That bag must also include deodorant, toothpaste and shoes.

By Jazzyone

March 24, 2006 10:55 AM | Link to this

Van All that started when she started drinking at 6:00 am that morning…

Heres another one..

Okay so Im out with this guy prob had maybe 3 dates..we are on our way out of town…now mind you I knew he had kids. So he pulls up to pick me up and he opens the back of his Big Boy truck to put my bags in and I see 6 heads stocking up and looking back at me…Im like what the?? hes like i think it’s time you meet the kids (All dayum six of them what the hell and two of them were the same age. OH MA Gahhh’!!) and we are going to drop all of them off when we got to where we are going…(All 6 baby momma’s houses)….so Im stil in dayum shock from that..and we are riding..dude puts in the CDs and all we listen to all the way down with these children in the back is P**Y poppin, drug stompin, nekkid booty shake music..I was so embarrased by the time I got out of his truck?? I was 3 ft tall and wanted to catch a flight back tot he crib….

By Shaunie

March 24, 2006 10:56 AM | Link to this

Met this guy at a book store. We made plans to go out to dinner the next night. I mentioned to him what some of my favorite places are, besides the place I worked, popeyes, sushi, japanese, stuff like that. Ya’ll he picked me up and took me to…… GOLDEN CORRAL!! Oh, hell no. I wouldn’t get out of the car and I made him take me home. He called the next day to apologize but after that I was too thru wit him.

By Ja

March 24, 2006 10:56 AM | Link to this

Good morning everyone

TGIF!!!!!! funny stories

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 10:59 AM | Link to this

@Cee Van loves the kids, but the man that’s another story. LMAO

By divine1

March 24, 2006 10:59 AM | Link to this

@Mista & runnin - Wow, you guys carry those “just in case” type bags in your car, too, huh. LOL.

By Jazzyone

March 24, 2006 10:59 AM | Link to this

@RunninNot with Toilet paper??!!…umh umh umh…I have heard it all…too funny.

By Jazzyone

March 24, 2006 11:00 AM | Link to this

If she doesn’t have toilet paper?? you won’t be needing that Gym bag. Or would you??

By mista don't play

March 24, 2006 11:01 AM | Link to this

To the princes and princesses among us: stop hatin’ on Waffle House, Hustle and Flow and platinum grills. The South has character and I love it! Believe me, if you wore your tiaras and flowing robes in public, people would laugh at you just like they laugh at Mr. I Got My Name Spelled On My Fronts.

@runnin: The movie on black men dating white women was so-so. Did anyone else see it? I was actually disappointed that I missed so much good basketball last night.

Any awkward interracial dating moments?

By MOMMIE

March 24, 2006 11:04 AM | Link to this

Hey Ms.QC it only gets better/worse? Last summer during a brief period of “I think I need to see other people” A guy I met through a friend knew that I was a big Bobby Brown & New Edition fan so he takes me to the concert at Chaistain . Since hepurchased the tkts I packed the food we had a great time, after the show I went to his house to get my car and so that we could drink a glass a wine and finish the food that I had packed. His house was lovely, i noticed that he had a lot of magazines like Essence, Sister 2 Sister just all the ethnic magazines, I knew he was single , never married, no live ins so some kid had to have sold him some magazines that he was really interested in, so when it was time to leave I asked if I could take home some back issue of Essence. When he turned to me and said he had not read it yet I couldn’t get my picnic basket a car keys fast enough. It was weird.

By Jezebelle

March 24, 2006 11:06 AM | Link to this

At Divine1 - this cat did not need a mint….he needed a MINT INFESTED DIVINE INTERVENTION !( no pun intended ) ( Gurgling more listerine at the thought of him trying to reach over and smooch me )

Im yet to go on another date since then - where are the decent men ????

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 11:08 AM | Link to this

@mista Oh no doubt. The clothes are for work and the gym bag so I can play ball anywhere, so all of the above are in the bag.

@Jazzy & divine1 You best believe it, can’t get caught slippin. Even with the toilet paper. :-)

By peachyfuture

March 24, 2006 11:08 AM | Link to this

I have obviously had a sheltered life. None of this stuff has ever happened to me. I am LMAO tears and all. Maybe I should think harder.

By Jazzyone

March 24, 2006 11:09 AM | Link to this

@Mista…who you talking too??? You can’t possibly be addressing me??!!

By Pandora's Box

March 24, 2006 11:10 AM | Link to this

I am SO glad my boss isn’t here today! These stories are hysterical!

By Tray

March 24, 2006 11:11 AM | Link to this

@Jazzyone, 6 kids, WHOA.

By abc

March 24, 2006 11:13 AM | Link to this

Yeah, just check the health inspection score at the next Waffle House you visit, if you’re sober enough… bet it’s pretty low. Those joints are just unclean. Compliment the waitress: ‘Nice tooth’.

Actually though, I’ve heard that Waffle House has the highest employee satisfaction rate, that’s hard to figure out!

By april

March 24, 2006 11:13 AM | Link to this

I went to a military college, and one day during summer term, one of the cadets i’d been eyeing came up after class and asked me out to lunch. Completely stoked i said yes. He took me to the Chow Hall or school cafe, ok..not classy but hey we were young so it was fine. Lunch went ok, and the conversation kept vering off onto topics like “had i ever seen a midget mud wrestle”…i’d pretty much decided to make a run for it, when he leaned over and asked me if my “engine was purring”…ok that was it…i just got up and walked out. He dropped the class we shared the very next day…kinda funny now that i think about it

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 11:15 AM | Link to this

@mista Dawg, I tried to get down there because I was supposed to meet my people at Fox Sports Grill to watch the game after but traffic was hell-acious!!! I will still support ol boy and check the movie out though.

Speaking of Southern character, did you ever see that VH-1 special on low budget video girls? It was hilarious. They were in some small town in NC and “dancers” were making this video for a rap groups to be on BET Uncut, for free!! There is some flava in the sticks though….lmao.

By Chink

March 24, 2006 11:18 AM | Link to this

@ Jazzy

six feaking kids ..get out of here…Oh my!!

By Scornednomo

March 24, 2006 11:19 AM | Link to this

mista I have an awkward interracial dating moment. I took whitebread to my parents house for dinner and my dad had thrown down in the kitchen. Whitebread is from up north. So I had some collard greens with all the ham hock and other artery clogging ingredients on my plate and I put some on his. He leaned over and asked me what is this. Now daddy Jorge didn’t like him so for him to insult his food was just a no no. I asked him softly to please just eat. Come to find out he ended up liking it and asked me to cook greens for him several times after that.

By Jezebelle

March 24, 2006 11:19 AM | Link to this

@ abc - the ” nice tooth ” compliment is HILARIOUS !!

Cold, but funny !! better dish out the compliment after your meal has been served…because she jus might plant the one and only remaining tooth in your grits lol !

By FitChick

March 24, 2006 11:19 AM | Link to this

TGIF People.

I don’t have anything to add to this topic, so I’m just cracking up at all the stories.

Jazzy - The 6 kids and the py poppin, drug stompin, nekkid booty shake music is hilarious!

mista - Did you and your GF break up after the movie run in?

About March Madness, you couldn’t have asked for any better games! LSU’s freshman Tyrus Thomas did his thang against Duke, sending them back to Durham! Ha!

By divine1

March 24, 2006 11:20 AM | Link to this

OMG - Jezebelle - Not good. Not good at all.

By mista don't play

March 24, 2006 11:21 AM | Link to this

@Jazzy: What’s the problem dear? Did I miss something you said that would tie you to this? My address was to all the princes and princesses among us and piggy-backed off the Waffle House ant-dance story. I’ve seen ants on the floor at places that get much better health department ratings than “Awful House” ever would.

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 11:22 AM | Link to this

Why carry toilet paper aren’t booty wipes (charmin to go) easier?

By Jazzyone

March 24, 2006 11:23 AM | Link to this

Y’ll have a good one..Im not feeling so weel thoday..so Im out for the day. Peace and have a good weekend.

By Chink

March 24, 2006 11:24 AM | Link to this

@ runnin

I had a feeling you would like that …”low budget video” VH1 show

Did you see the “pimp” and how he was acting …goodness so sad so sad

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 11:25 AM | Link to this

@runninatl I think that was the video shot at Crazy Dave’s in Fayetteville, NC…. don’t ask me how I know. The Waffle House happened to be in Fayetteville also.

By Wise Diva

March 24, 2006 11:25 AM | Link to this

oh I have so many of these!

The most mortifying incident happened when my cute neighbor/guy of interest was helping me move, actually he helped my roomates too. He somehow got ahem aroused and it was quite evident by the tent in his pants. How in the blue hell did he get turned on by moving boxes? I will never know but my girls were like, umm what is up with this dude? We could NOT stop laughing at him. He actually had to leave and go home (I guess he wanted to get rid of it). We had dinner that night and I couldn’t even look at him in the eyes! I was afraid I was gonna crack up laughing all over again.

A mess. sigh

By Tray

March 24, 2006 11:26 AM | Link to this

C’mon abc
looking at Cobb county alone:

Waffle House #1132 3441 Ernest W. Barrett Pkwy Marietta, GA 30064-1800 2/17/2006 99 2/13/2006 previous score88

Waffle House #154 2754 Cobb Pkwy SE Atlanta, GA 30339-3125 2/22/2006 89 12/29/2005 previous84

Waffle House #1548 1862 Mars Hill Rd Acworth, GA 30101 2/8/2006 10 2/6/2006 previous86

Waffle House #421 3340 Frey Rd Kennesaw, GA 30144 2/22/2006 94 9/23/2005 previous99

Waffle House #614 1811 Williams Dr Marietta, GA 30066 2/13/2006 95 2/9/2006 previous91

Waffle House #767 2171 Windy Hill Rd Smyrna, GA 30080-2262 2/3/2006 100 2/1/2006 previous89

Waffle House #960 2661 Powder Springs Rd Marietta, GA 30064 2/9/2006 98 2/7/2006 previous 84

Waffle House #981 4284 Bells Ferry Rd Kennesaw, GA 30144 2/7/2006 96 10/13/2005 previous98

By peachyfuture

March 24, 2006 11:28 AM | Link to this

Ok I have one.

I dated my high school sweetheart for 4 years. Our senior year he was one of the top 5 basketball players in the state so he was invited to play in the All-star game. He stated that he wanted me there but I did not know if I could pull it off since I did own a vehicle. I managed to work my magic and decided to surprise him with my presence at the last minute. I cheered my azz off. I was all proud and pumped. They won the game and I waited on the court patiently so I could greet him after the game. All of the other players meet up with there folks and quickly filed out of the gym. My dumb azz continues to wait. I noticed that there were 2 other girls waiting for their party so I figured some of them were still talking to the media. Lights were being shut off and everything. My sister was getting antsy so we left. On the highway I see an exit approaching with a Sizzler. Un huh, he must be over there. She stopped, I went in only to find my boyfriend of 4 years all gog-goo eyed sitting at the table with this yella heifer that was in the gym waiting late with me. I even sat down and started a conversation. It was obvious then so I stormed out. He followed. We had a loud argument and I ended up slapping the shizzle out of him.

By mista don't play

March 24, 2006 11:29 AM | Link to this

@Fitchick: We dated about another eight months and broke up.

@Runnin: I saw that movie too dawg! Funny you mentioned that because one of them looked just a girl that came through for the shoe modeling contest at my boy’s crib last night! TMI I know, but it’s not like I can whisper to you…Anyway, my gym bag usually has some athletic gear in it (24/7 baller fa sho!) or something to jump into if a tire needs changing.

By G

March 24, 2006 11:29 AM | Link to this

There’s something about unclean restaurants that make the food taste so good. yyyuummmmm! @runnin & mista Y’all funny, but true. I keep a playas kit at work too.

Quick story When I was around 25, I dated a woman that was around 43…..a blessed 43. We went out to a restaurant, and a waitress proceeded to take our order. Before she left our table, she made a comment that……..”It’s cool you’re treating your mother to a nice dinner(I’ve always looked young for my age). I was speechless. Let’s just say my date took care of that situation. Some of it reflected in her tip, and the rest was “verbal egg” in the waitress’ face. Oh, my date treated for the night.

By "Longtime Lurker"

March 24, 2006 11:29 AM | Link to this

@Jazzyone So he pulls up to pick me up and he opens the back of his Big Boy truck to put my bags in and I see 6 heads stocking up and looking back at me…Im like what the?? hes like i think it’s time you meet the kids (All dayum six of them what the hell and two of them were the same age. OH MA Gahhh’!!) and we are going to drop all of them off when we got to where we are going…(All 6 baby momma’s houses)….

This is a classic…please stop, I can’t take it no more..LMAO!

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 11:30 AM | Link to this

@mista I have one interracial dating story and then that’s it, not sharing anymore. I’m already getting emotional from all the memories…..lol.

Anyway, I gotta go way back to high school for this one. After a basketball game one of the cheerleaders stepped to me after the game, caught me off guard and all. So we did the usual after the game, Applebee’s and the bowling alley. So the next day she invites me over to her house to have dinner with her mom and go out and chill. I got there a little early and we’re sitting in the living room, small talk and stuff, and her mom pops a movie in the vcr…..it’s Jungle Fever! I never squirmed and coughed so much in my life! When I told the fellas they clowned me for weeks.

By abc

March 24, 2006 11:33 AM | Link to this

Yeah, I was on a date at Houston’s once for lunch, my date spied a roach crawling in the greenery right next to her… it was a little awkward for the waiter and manager, but not for us! Can we all say ‘complimentary meal’.

Really though, Awful Houses are notorious for things like storing eggs and meats at higher than safe temperatures, no cleaning solution in the water for their dirty rags to wipe things down, health hazards. I was in one once down in Ft Myers where the walls were so covered in grease they looked brown instead of yellow. I just can’t do ‘em.

By mista don't play

March 24, 2006 11:33 AM | Link to this

@divine: Sorry for missing you earlier. If it were not a Sunday night and if we weren’t late already, I might have. But I didn’t know her like that, so I took her back to the car.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 11:33 AM | Link to this

@Mista don’t play - Well in regards to the interracial dating theme - ummm my Ex-boyfriend who was the sweetest thing and but dang he could not dance. We went out and a slow song was playing so we were cool. Uh when a faster song came on - he started to do some dance that looked like he was having an epileptic fit - needless to say I asked him to come sit down with me. We spent the rest of the evening cuddling at my request.

By abc

March 24, 2006 11:35 AM | Link to this

Those are good scores?

Waffle House 9539 Highway 92, Woodstock Inspection date: Dec. 16 Current score: 91 Previous score: 85 Violations: Potentially hazardous food cannot be stored between 41 and 140 degrees. All wipe cloths must be stored in sanitizing solution of 100 ppm. Dirty,wet wipe cloths cannot be placed on single serve items.

By Jezebelle

March 24, 2006 11:36 AM | Link to this

Tray, might U be the unofficial OR offical spokesperson for Wafflehouse ??

Me thinks U can recite the menu too !! lool

By Chink

March 24, 2006 11:38 AM | Link to this

@ Wise

HILARIOUS!!!

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 11:40 AM | Link to this

Dang, everyone saw that VH-1 joint, it was a classic.

@Chink Yeah, the pimp was off tha chain with it! On the real though, I need to visit Fayetteville, game is easy there….LMAO LMAO

@Vanikia Oh, you told on yourself because it was “Crazy Dave’s”!!!! So what do you know about that???? And the red bone on the show that talked so country I couldn’t understand her, she could get it!!! (back in the day of course)….lol.

@mista You and your crew are sick wit it…lol.

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 11:41 AM | Link to this

Ok y’all know how i do it i’m looking out for everybody there is a legal secty position opened in our public defenders office if you’re interested hit me up

By Str8

March 24, 2006 11:42 AM | Link to this

ya’ll too funny….LMAO!

I can only think of a couple of mistimed kiss attempts over time…(every guy has some!:-) you know, when a guy thinks it an opportune time to plant a kiss but the girl does not!…

By mista don't play

March 24, 2006 11:44 AM | Link to this

@Divine: I know I brought it up, but I don’t have any interracial awkward moments to share. Sorry your boy had a fit though. He gets much love for trying.

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 11:53 AM | Link to this

Haha runnin well I guess I did. I really don’t know much about it only been once (sightseeing). I promise. It’s a cozy little spot every view is a bird’s eye view.

By Tray

March 24, 2006 11:53 AM | Link to this

no @ Jeze, I only eat there once in a while. LOL but for what you pay it’s good food. I guess we need to see what some of the more acceptable restaurants score on their inspections, oh wait what if we ate at our homes? I keep a clean house, but trust me, my butter might sit out a little longer than needed to get soft, should I post a score at the door?
anyhoot, doesn’t matter, we eat what we like, if you don’t like the house that’s fine, its America by god and you are entitled to your opinion and we’ll accept it.

By DasKrait2

March 24, 2006 11:58 AM | Link to this

@JazzyOne - so you think he looking for number 7 with you? hilarious.

Now where’s AggWit when baby-wipes comes up? Now that is a blog-moment. chuckle

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 11:58 AM | Link to this

@FitChick I got my LSU gear on today! All the “non-minority” guys in the office were on J.J. Redick’s nuts! I’m so happy! Thomas is a beast!

By divine1

March 24, 2006 12:02 PM | Link to this

@mista - LOL - No prob. “Set it off” happens to be one of my favorite movies. My guy was cool in every other department it was just his moves on the dance floor that had me thinking other things. I’m a dancing fool - if music is playing I’m dancing -even if it’s in a Publix/Target/Kroger/Walmart/Macy’s - it doesn’t matter if the right song comes on Divine is jammin. My kids hate it.

@Wise Diva - Good googly moogly - what have you done to that young man. If carrying your boxes turns him on - I need to get some lessons from you, Mama. Poor thing didn’t know the power of the Wise - he didn’t even see it coming. (Pun intended). LOL.

By Been Thru It All

March 24, 2006 12:02 PM | Link to this

sup folks….time to join in….

This one was on me. I met this girl named Keysha(man I can still see her in my mind). I met her threw a friend and my boy told me she was a church going girl, so you now what I thought; its gonna take forever to hit…lol

Anyway I played Mr. Nice Guy with her and took her out and met her family(daddy’s a preacher)and even went so far as to take the whole family out to dinner. We kicked it for about a month and all I managed to get was a kiss and a little touch up. No problem with me because this relationship was suppose to be slow motion.

(I remember it like it was yesterday)she came over to my place one Sunday(SUNDAY YALL)and said that she had skiped church and could we talk about our relationship?(cool with me, I didn’t know no better). She goes to the bathroom and returns wearing camoflauge panties and bra talkin about lets go to war!!!!

Man I got caught slippin, I couldn’t perform or nothing…It was sad…pathetic..that was my first lesson in them church girls…

I still can see them panties and bra in my dreams….damn

By Rell

March 24, 2006 12:07 PM | Link to this

QC, you have mail…..i have some ??

By DJ

March 24, 2006 12:10 PM | Link to this

A couple of years ago, I scheduled a date with two women I was dating on the same day at the same time. They were both good for cancelling. Well, this time, they both showed up. We went to Buckhead Backlot 6 and I’m sitting between both of these two p** of women. I could have been successful with each one individually but now, they are still p** - years later. That was the most embarassing date I’ve ever had.

By Pandora's Box

March 24, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

@BTIA… LOL! Didn’t anyone warn you of PKs?

By DasKrait2

March 24, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

BTIA - yeah, one of my best first times was a Easter Sunday morning, she had stayed over the night before, and then I had to drive her to church since she was expected to meet her family there. I dropped her off in full view of most of her family. Oh, it was good. LMAO . She had brought a change of appropriate clothes even, on a hangar.

By Miss Atl

March 24, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

hello whats going on. I have a question, I have some friends coming into town tomorrow, and they want to hit the clubs tomorrow night. Besides the whole buckhead thing, and 112 any other suggestions of where else can we go?

By Jezebelle

March 24, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

As many violations Wafflehouse may have…I am yet to get sick from eating there - I do tend to overlook their not so clean standards I must admit.. BUT THE FOOD IS DAMN GOOD !

By divine1

March 24, 2006 12:13 PM | Link to this

LOL @BTIA - What did G.I. Joe say “Knowing is half the battle” - LOL. Hahahahaha

By DuShawn

March 24, 2006 12:18 PM | Link to this

Wuzzup Everbody

By abc

March 24, 2006 12:18 PM | Link to this

I tend to regard Chinese joints with suspicion too, their health scores regularly fall into not just the 80s but the 70s and even 60s. Besides, it’s so hard to decide between Lassie, Rin Tin Tin or fluffy for an entree…

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 12:19 PM | Link to this

Oh dayumn BTIA! You are better than me to admit that one…LOL. Wait till Bre reads it….LMAO, LMAO!

By Jay

March 24, 2006 12:20 PM | Link to this

It’s the weekend baby…….I went to dinner with this beautiful woman. She had this lok on here face as if she was out of place. She didnt know what to order. So she ordered the same as I did. SO we both oredered prime rim, medium. WHen our food came. She said I didnt order that. She was looking for some baby back ribs. And began arguing with the waiter….Go figure.

By BOLD & BEAUTIFUL

March 24, 2006 12:21 PM | Link to this

A friend invited me to watch him bowl, once he finished bowling we were to hang out, spend some time with one another, okay, on his bowling league was another friend of mine, while he bowled i talked to my other friend make time pass by fast, 1st friend got an attitude, got gueit on a sista, we got passed that, went to my house and another friend unexpected shows up (that’s a no no) after i embrassed him my 1st friend again got an attitude with a sista demanded i take him home and didn’t speak to me for a couple of days, when we did talk he didn’t want to have anything to do with me because he said he didn’t like all the attention i was getting, he couldn’t handle it.

By Sean

March 24, 2006 12:22 PM | Link to this

Wow..So it has been a LONG time since I blogged on here. I hope everyone is well. Everyone’ stories are just great and totally cracking me up. I have been on the receiving end of some of the craziness before when on a third date the woman decided to make me dinner. Little did I know she made a dish with very finely chopped mushrooms which I am DEATHLY allergic too. Nothing brings a date to that romantic level like a trip to the emergency room. Ahh good times!

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 12:23 PM | Link to this

Y’all please don’t think i’m crazy after you read this cause i’m not…ok i met this guy we talked for about a week, i invited him over to my place for dinner/movie so while cooking he wanted to put a movie in we could watch while i finished dinner…my dvd player is in my bedroom so i’d already warned my next door neighbor who is a cop that this guy was coming over he said cool if you need me just call, so brother man goes into my room puts in the movie…so about 10 minutes later he asks me to come join him so i said ok i turned the food on low since it was almost finished..i walk in my room the lights were off and this busta was in “my bed laying naked on my good sheets” i was shocked and said what are you doing? he goes “come join me” my alter ego “Nikee” took over i said ok let me slip into something sexy…i went into my walk in closet, got my 38, slipped on my satin robe..walked over and turned on the light and said “i got something i want you to see”, he sits up smiling like a chess cat…i turned on the light - pointed my gun at him and said if you don’t get yo naked azz out my bed and get the hell up out my crib you better! of course he was shocked and jumped up but naked as the day he was born, by then i had a knock on my door and it was my neighbor he said just wanted to come over to check on me…of course he took the gun from…buddy was like how am i suppose to get home? come to find out his partner had dropped him off, i told him to catch the bus and i better not ever see him around my place again…so my neighbor and i ended up having dinner together that night…

By Been Thru It All

March 24, 2006 12:24 PM | Link to this

@runnin…yea dawg, I was like a deer caught in the headlights…that image has been tattooed on my brain forever….lol

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 12:25 PM | Link to this

BTIA you could’nt get your “wooden soldier” up for battle huh?! lmao

By divine1

March 24, 2006 12:25 PM | Link to this

@DJ - They really stayed for the rest of the date??? I know that bill was high as H-E- double hockey sticks. LOL. I bet you will never do that again.

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 12:29 PM | Link to this

Now that’s funny Ms QC very cool, calm, and collected. I am hearing that Silk Stocking theme song in my head now. Does anyone remember that show?

By Tray

March 24, 2006 12:29 PM | Link to this

oh my QC, that could not be made up. On your good sheets no doubt so did you and the neighbor have dinner???

By who?

March 24, 2006 12:30 PM | Link to this

Do I sense a little embellishment going on?

By divine1

March 24, 2006 12:31 PM | Link to this

LOL - @Jay - Now that’s classic. My soda went flying everywhere after reading your comment.

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 12:31 PM | Link to this

Man QC & BTIA are gonna get me fired today, I got tears in my eyes!!! I need doors on my cubicle!!..LMAO

@VANikia Yeah, yeah, whateva. I’m gonna sit back and observe and pull your card soon enough…lol.

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 12:33 PM | Link to this

Yes Tray we ended up having dinner and actually dated for a while, we were already interested in each other any way…

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 12:33 PM | Link to this

Uh Oh!! @Miss QC I peeped game on the sly though, why did you have your good sheets on the bad that night? Just checking to see if it was a normal thing or preparation….lol.

By G

March 24, 2006 12:36 PM | Link to this

@MissATL It depends on what type of party you’re looking for. South Beach & Insomnia (on Roswell); Djangos (on Peachtree by Gladys Knight C&W); Dragonfly (behind Visions); Vegas Nights (Cobb Pkwy?); Compound (forgive me, can’t remember st. name); The Mark (off Marietta St?). Twist, Shout, and Strip are restaurant/lounges, but are known to bring in a DJ from time to time and crank it.

By Grandpa Jack

March 24, 2006 12:37 PM | Link to this

Hi all,

On a weekend with same wife as yesterday, but not yet married, really just out for a weekend holiday, not yet totally serious about the future. Was visiting a small town (not GA) where I had gone to school. Down at the local store on the waterfront ran into my ex girlfriend’s mother and sister, BOTH of which knew me way better than my future wife. In fact they had assumed I was in another place far, far, away from the little coastal town. Kinda’ awkward. :)

By olderandwiser

March 24, 2006 12:38 PM | Link to this

Forgive my digression to yesterday’s nice guy/bad boy and nice woman/bad girl topic, Laney, but I didn’t get a chance to comment due to the programming problems. My thoughts:

When I was young and just starting out, I was attracted to the bad boys (BBs). The nice guys (NGs) lacked that “flash” and just weren’t as interesting to be with. I didn’t mind that the BBs lacked respect for me because I thought I could win them over with sex and devotion. I should point out that I wasn’t a bad girl (BG) in the slut/treat-em-ugly sense, just a naïve and immature nice woman (NW). Eventually I married a BB, a handsome, well-educated professional one with the veneer of a NG, naively thinking that I had the best of both worlds. I didn’t. When I discovered his secret serial infidelities that he didn’t care to end, I divorced him.

Eventually I saw that I was the one who lacked respect – for myself – and I got what I thought I wanted and deserved. As I grew in experience, maturity and self-confidence, I realized that I deserved no less than the best NG out there to compliment and merit the great, warm-hearted and sexy (NW) I was. So, I paid attention to the real NGs who called when they said they would, didn’t break dates and showed up on time, helped me with chores and projects without being asked to, gave me their honest opinions, treated me and others (big clue) with unfailing courtesy and respect — and expected that I would do the same with them. It took a long time, but now I have a great NG now who makes my toes curl with happiness.

IMO the NG/NWs are far more attractive and exciting than the BB/BGs because contentment and laughter outweigh gut-churning angst and drama every time. (Makes for better sex too.)

The bottom line: you’ll get what you think you deserve, so think high and up.

Have a fine weekend, y’all.

By Been Thru It All

March 24, 2006 12:39 PM | Link to this

@who…its the truth dawg…this was back in the Master P rap days and everyone was being a soldier…It was just so shocking to see this quiet, passive girl go Rambo in 30 seconds flat…lol

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 12:42 PM | Link to this

Ok runnin i expect a question like that from you lol, i always change my linen on thursday…i have very nice sheets & stuff for my bed but not for someone to lay in naked if i did’nt invite you to enjoy them with me….trust me it’s a normal thing and they were my favorite “peach sheets” with matching everything

By DuShawn

March 24, 2006 12:43 PM | Link to this

I once was committed to one young lady and still intimately involved with another. During the course of a conversation with the mistress, I casually mentioned the church I attended. A few weeks later, I went to church with my lady. We were late and the church was crowded. I searched for seats for the both us, not paying attention to the people in the immediate area. We made our way to the vacant seats. My lady sat on my right. After we sat down I looked to my left and there was the mistress. Of all the seats in the sanctuary, I chose the seats right next to the girl I was cheating with. She wasn’t a few seats down, she was in the seat next to me on my left and my lady was in the seat next to me on my right. I was in the middle . And to top it off, They both had on red dresses. Now, that was beyond awkward. do you think God was trying to tell me something?

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 12:45 PM | Link to this

@runnin you gonna pull my card…. there is nothing to pull. It is what it is.

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 12:48 PM | Link to this

@Miss QC Hey, I was just asking, what do you mean by that?…lol.

By Str8

March 24, 2006 12:51 PM | Link to this

LOL @ DuShawn… the message was, your sins were redder than red lol…

now waiting on a confession… a confession about calling out somebody’s name (other than the one ur with) when doing the lateral tango! ;) - any takers

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 12:51 PM | Link to this

I did’nt mean anything by that runnin i’m just use to you with coming at me with questions after certain comments i make it’s all butta luv bookie ;)

By divine1

March 24, 2006 12:52 PM | Link to this

@QC - LOL - Girl, you are too much. I can’t believe buddy went in for the kill. Silly boy. At least he didn’t pop a x-rated movie in. ;)

By billy Idol

March 24, 2006 12:55 PM | Link to this

This is funny… Me and this guy that i haven’t seen in quite some time decided to ge together and go out on a date. When he arrive, he was like ok were are we going. We had already spoken about the evening and we decided to go out of town. He was like my car is acting up and we shouldn’t drive that far, unless we are in yours. I was like no. Anyway to make a long story short, we ended up going to red lobster. He was so F@(%^&* cheap that he ordered from the entree menu. He ordered 3 cheese sticks and some chicken tenders. Then he argued that he didn’t recieve the proper portion. When it was time for him to pick up the check, he was strambling to find money. He paid for it with change as well as dollars. I was embarrassed. After that we got back to my place. He was like can he hang out for a while. I told him that i had to get up early so he should just home and that i would call him. He said ok just let me use your restroom. that fool got in and didn’t want to leave!! He started talking about getting together sexually and how he was so into me. Then he started leaning closer and closer. I told him that he needed to leave. He did. He called me later that night asking what was wrong. Did i not find him sexy!! EW (by the way he was also violating fashion wise, but that is another subject!!)

By divine1

March 24, 2006 12:55 PM | Link to this

Hey, hey, hey - watch it there runnin don’t go talking to my child like that!

By divine1

March 24, 2006 12:57 PM | Link to this

@Str8 - YOU KNOW U ARE WRONG FOR THAT ONE!!! LOL. I plead the 5th.

By DasKrait2

March 24, 2006 12:58 PM | Link to this

LOL @ STR8 over now waiting on a confession… a confession about calling out somebody’s name (other than the one ur with)

is that why people keep it to baby, lover, honey, etc.??

By Dushawn

March 24, 2006 12:59 PM | Link to this

@Miss QC I think you are crazy. You didn’t have to pull your pistol out on the man. You could’ve told him he was being presumptuous and disrespectful. Then asked him to leave.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 01:05 PM | Link to this

@Das - Hahahahahahahaahhahaha

By mista don't play

March 24, 2006 01:05 PM | Link to this

When it was time for him to pick up the check, he was strambling to find money.

Strambling? You can’t be serious. I’m not the grammar police, but d@mn!

By Chinadoll

March 24, 2006 01:07 PM | Link to this

Miss QC Too Funny!!!!

By divine1

March 24, 2006 01:10 PM | Link to this

@DuShawn - Uh Yah - Red dresses and all - not a good thing. LOL.

By Been Thru It All

March 24, 2006 01:10 PM | Link to this

@str8…as a matter of fact I kept calling other girls Keysha for about a year…LMAO just j/k…

Don’t tell Key..I mean Bre about this…lol

By Grandpa Jack

March 24, 2006 01:10 PM | Link to this

@olderandwiser Amen!

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 01:11 PM | Link to this

LOL @divine1 & QC My bad, you know I gotta clown and check game…lol.

@VANikia Oh, no doubt.

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 01:11 PM | Link to this

@DuShawn you got your way and i’ve got mine, besides that was 2 years ago i’m so over that and you can think i’m crazy all you want cause i really don’t care…

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 01:12 PM | Link to this

Mista i’m sure they meant “scrambling”

By MusingLee

March 24, 2006 01:13 PM | Link to this

A little off topic.

Would women feel disrespected if a guy came on your first date with condoms or in the earlier mentioned case, a viagra? I for one have gone on a initial date unprepared for the happy ending. I ended up using the equipment from her stash. Do women find it offensive if a man comes prepared?

By distantALsavga

March 24, 2006 01:14 PM | Link to this

TGIF and ya’ll please keep this thing going(LOL) gov’t computer can’t stay long BUT SIX KIDS

By mista don't play

March 24, 2006 01:17 PM | Link to this

@MissQC: Let’s hope so.

By mista don't play

March 24, 2006 01:19 PM | Link to this

@sheriff runnin: Hold it down.

By DuShawn

March 24, 2006 01:20 PM | Link to this

@miss QC* I didn’t mean to offend you. You’re obviously an intelligent young lady and bruh was definetly out of order.

By Peaches & Creamy

March 24, 2006 01:23 PM | Link to this

Musing ain’t nothing wrong with bringing your own condoms, etc - you’re more comfortable with what you usually use then some off brand stuff

Dushawn you can’t talk about nobody you had your 2 heiffer’s sitting next to you on both ends and your point is what?! notta a dayum thing! presumptuos & disrespectful man please go back to the country with that mess, she did what she had to do to get that azzhole out of her house! have a nice weekend everybody.

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 01:24 PM | Link to this

out to lunch

By billy Idol

March 24, 2006 01:25 PM | Link to this

sorry, SCRAMBLING = SEARCHING and i was not trying to be grammatically correct, just telling my story!!

By divine1

March 24, 2006 01:28 PM | Link to this

@runnin - My child = Van - don’t get flip with the lip - ‘cause her mama don’t play dat. But I know my child can handle it. ;)

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 01:28 PM | Link to this

Dushawn i was not offended sweetie ;)

<> blog hug 4 U smooches

By FitChick

March 24, 2006 01:29 PM | Link to this

runnin - I hope Thomas sticks around long enough to really devlop. I like to see guys/girls who really enjoy playing the game.

Reddick isn’t that great at creating his own shots and has no D. Temple shut his azz down!

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 01:31 PM | Link to this

Oh lawd, MS Peaches & Creamy is in the house checkin folk, it’s on now!….lol. Sup.

By mista don't play

March 24, 2006 01:33 PM | Link to this

@billy idol: It’s all good, you were just strambling to tell the story, right?

By 2 can play that game©

March 24, 2006 01:33 PM | Link to this

had this happen just last week; female came over for an innocent evening of relaxation, and I was already dog tired. She let me fall asleep in her lap. she woke me up to tell me she was leaving - I had the biggest woodie (had on shorts with an elastic waistband, so imagine) - I tried to hide it, and thought I did…..she emailed me a few days later, wondering what was that thing poking her….

By distantALsavga

March 24, 2006 01:35 PM | Link to this

yall got to keep these lines commin, BEEN THRU IT ALL I Feel U, MAN THAT HURTS, CAN’T WORK JUST READING AND JUST ABOUT CRYING

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 01:35 PM | Link to this

@divine1 Yes mam, note to self!…:-)

@FitChick Thomas will be there 4 years, he needs a jumper and handling skills to play the 3-4 at the next level. Laverne carried those boys in the first half with those baby hooks! They will be preseason top 5 next season.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 01:40 PM | Link to this

What is your idea of a perfect date? Is it where you go (restaurant, pub, club - wherever) or the company (the person)?

For me it’s the person. I can enjoy myself anywhere (granted if dude took me to Mickee Dees - I would have to choke him - LOL) but the person has to keep my interest. We can go to a diner or a pub, we can just explore Atlantic Station after dark (fun place to visit - ya’ll know I’m a kid at heart).

By BG

March 24, 2006 01:42 PM | Link to this

Hi Everybody!!!! I have not been able to blog all week got busy at work.Glad I had time to get in on this.My worst date was when I met this guy that didn’t stay to far from me.I never let him know were i stayed,we always met out.Very nice guy,handsome intelligent.I started feeling him,one night after drinks and dinner he asked if I wanted to stop over to his home for to listen to some jazz and chill awhile,I said yes.The evening was going very good,nice wine,good convo.I went to use his bathroom and the toilet is stopped up and had been for some time, the water was off.I made a b-line for the door,and I don’t drive past his house anymore I take the long way around.

By Jess

March 24, 2006 01:48 PM | Link to this

Awkward moment: While in school (‘96) I was working at a convenient store where a customer that had been coming in almost daily that was VERY attractive & subtly flirty, called the store after he left to ask me out. All I knew him for was “the guy in the white truck”. Well, we spoke on the phone for a few nights and for some reason he sounded more immature than he appeared, but I just figured it was telephone shyness. No worries, right? Wrong. Apparently, not only did I find out minutes before we met that he was not “the guy” in the white truck, but the OTHER guy in the OTHER white truck, the construction-worker’s truck. What??? And not only was this NOT Mr. Good-looking, he knew that he wasn’t. The first thing he said to me when his MO-THER dropped him off (did I mention that he was 29?) AND wait outside in the car for him was “I’m ugly, ain’t I?” Who answers that? Bless his heart. I felt bad for him- with his torn jeans and dirty shirt, even though my subconscious voice was like “Just close the damn door!” On top of that he brought me a plastic convenience store “rose” (probably from the one that I worked at). I honestly could not respond. I mean, what do you say? From somewhere deep inside, I forced a half-hearted smile and spoke for 5 minutes before I had to “take care of something.” For some reason- and I don’t know why- I blamed Mr. Attractive for this pre-Punk’d nightmare.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 01:49 PM | Link to this

@runnin - Good.

@2 - LOL - Jeez - She really had an interesting affect on you. Next time you should let her sleep in yours - so there won’t be any question as to what it is. LOL.

By Rell

March 24, 2006 01:53 PM | Link to this

attention all players, lady players..the new spring theme music..Why you wanna - T.I.

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 01:53 PM | Link to this

HUGS<< maman I know runnin didn’t really mean any harm.

By DuShawn

March 24, 2006 01:58 PM | Link to this

@Peaches I’m not from the country. I was born and raised in Liberty City Miami FL, My point was, don’t pull out fire, unless you plan on shooting. Guns are serious.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 01:59 PM | Link to this

@Van - A Mama’s got to protect her chilluns. <<<< Hugs>>>> right back atcha.

By come on now

March 24, 2006 01:59 PM | Link to this

@Jess

I know you ain’t tryin to talk about the construction worker and you were working in the convenience store????

By olderandwise

March 24, 2006 02:00 PM | Link to this

Love these stories! I think everybody has at least one that’s an OMG classic. Here’s mine:

I have an informal rule of not dating anyone I work with, but this one guy was just too fine to resist. As he worked in another division I knew very little about him personally, but I understood from a coworker that he was divorced. For our first date he took me to dinner at a chi-chi restaurant well out of town. Things were going well while we waited for the entrée; one of our convo topics was the difference in dating before and after marriage. Then an attractive blonde wearing wedding rings was seated with a young teen girl and an older woman in a booth on the other side of the room. They saw us and glared. My date looked ready to pass out. He leaned over and whispered that he was married but separated from the blonde, who was out with their daughter and her mother! I thought I would die of embarrassment but tried to finesse it. I smiled, excused myself and went over to their table. I introduced myself to them as a work colleague who hadn’t known his marital status until then and apologized for causing them any discomfort. I then called a cab from the ladies room, where I waited until it arrived to take me home. Needless to say, it was business only between Mr. Wonderful and me after that.

Life lesson: Learn all you can about your prospective date before you go out with him/her. Ask around thoroughly, Google, check public records if you have real doubts (a previous blog topic). If you don’t check them out, you cannot only hurt yourself but other innocent people, big and small.

Again, enjoy your weekend.

By abc

March 24, 2006 02:01 PM | Link to this

BG’s plumbing story made me think of one!

I’d been dating a woman for a couple months, had her over to my house for dinner (I’m a good cook), wine and a home theater movie. Everything was going great. She excused herself to use the bathroom, half bath off the kitchen. I thought a rocket ship was launching in there! I mean LOUD! I kidded her about it when she came out and she got very embarrassed… I thought it was funny though. She didn’t, uh, clean up after herself very well either, I had to take cleaner with bleach to the commode. Hahaha… that still cracks me up… maybe I should have made her something less exotic to eat…

By DC Native

March 24, 2006 02:01 PM | Link to this

Ok, so there was this Lt. in the Army who had been asking me out for some time (about 4 years) He was about 12 years older than I was and I wasn’t really attracted to him, but he was a nice guy. So, one day I took him up on his offer. He said that we were going to do dinner and a movie. Dinner was Checkers (a step up from McDonald’s) and the Movie was something from Blockbusters. He had bought a house about 1 ½ years prior and every weekend at drill I would have to hear about this house of his. WELL – he took me to see the house. Out of 3 bathrooms, the only one with toilet paper was the one in the foyer. He had curtains that can only be described as doo-doo brown with a pea green couch and mustard yellow carpet – shag no less. Everything that was supposed to be in the refrigerator was in the kitchen sink – shelves included. Same with the shelf from the oven. The dining room had a really nice table and chairs but his wall décor was the giant fork and spoon that was oh so popular in the ‘70’s (this was about ’96 or so). We ended the evening with him trying to kiss me and honestly everything just went from bad to worse to I can’t believe this is really happening to me.

I went out with him a couple times after that (not back to the house) and after about 4 dates I couldn’t take it anymore haven’t talked to him since.

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 02:02 PM | Link to this

Next time you should let her sleep in yours - so there won’t be any question as to what it is

LMAO…. that might be dangerous she might wake up missing an eye or some teeth. Sorry I had to say it.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 02:11 PM | Link to this

@Van - LOL - Hahahahahahahahahaha. Classic.

By CrackaazzCracka

March 24, 2006 02:12 PM | Link to this

You guys are turning a rather mundane Friday into Comedy Central! Keep it coming this stuff is too funny!!!

By divine1

March 24, 2006 02:23 PM | Link to this

Okay 2’s awkward moment brought back an interesting memory. Went on a child-free vacation visiting a cousin in MIA. She took me to this Jamaican club - don’t know the exact location - all I know it was fun. So this was back in my drinking days - anyway I was vibing to the music ( I already told ya’ll I’m a dancing fiend - plus my family is from JA). Anywhoo - this guys asks me to dance. Cool - we dance for a couple of songs (anyone who has seen people dance to reggae knows what the deal is) and I am just a whinin all up on him. He is obviously aroused, but that doesn’t stop me from grindin. Okay, why after awhile do I start feeling a wet spot on my dress. Ugh!!!! I pushed dude away with the quickness and found my cousin. Homes looked for me the whole night - you know I kept duckin and dodgin. My cousin couldn’t stop laughing at me - she kept telling me - I told you the way you whine is going to get you in trouble one of these days. LOL. I threw away the dress - Monica Lewinsky can keep her momentos - that was just too much for me. LOL.

By Tray

March 24, 2006 02:28 PM | Link to this

@jess, that is the true meaning of bless his heart…

By fcgirl2005

March 24, 2006 02:29 PM | Link to this

ladies of gentleman of the blog I have alot of work to and you are distracting me with these HILLARIOUS stories

Its nice to know I am not the only one with nightmare dates.Thank you for making me feel better.

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 02:29 PM | Link to this

LOL @divine1 Dang, was it reggae or a lap dance?…lmao. Sorry, too easy to resist. Hedonism…lol.

By Lisa

March 24, 2006 02:29 PM | Link to this

2 check your email

By Laney

March 24, 2006 02:32 PM | Link to this

I have been laughing too hard to type all day. y’all are a riot — where do all these losers come from?

By divine1

March 24, 2006 02:36 PM | Link to this

@runnin - Hedonism - have you been? Oh boy - I’m sure you have some stories if you have. “C** out ya foot and whine gal.” Hahahahahahahaha - No lap dance - it’s just the way I dance. I try not to get too close when I whine anymore - but sometimes when the music licks me - WHAT there’s not telling what I will do.

By Been Thru It All

March 24, 2006 02:46 PM | Link to this

@divine…got one on the same style(a little)

This was back in my high school days, when everybody had fast food weekend jobs..Sorry to say I can’t remember this girls name but I will remember her uniform..she worked at Krystals and back then they wore kaki colored pants. I played high school football and had a whip to call my own so you know i thought I was Big Man on campus. So she wanted me to come and pick her up after work and hang out a little before she went home. So I scooped her up and proceded to head to the riverfront to get my touchy feely on. Man it was hot and I was on point(with my fingers..lol). She was so caught up that time slip away and I had to rush shawty home. Well we pulled up in front of her house and she has a big wet spot between her legs from all my finger action(remember the kaki pants). She didn’t notice but I did and I peeled off before she got into the house..lol

By DuShawn

March 24, 2006 02:47 PM | Link to this

@Devine That’s funny…You must really now how to work them hips.

By Grandpa Jack

March 24, 2006 02:48 PM | Link to this

@olderandwiser You (in my humble opinion) appear to be a “class act” !

By ATLborn

March 24, 2006 02:51 PM | Link to this

LOL @ all the stories!! Yall had me cracking up on all of ‘em.

One embarrassing date I can recall was a double date arranged by my cousin. My cousin was with her fiance and I was with her friend. We had seen each other before at my cousin’s place and had a mutual physical attraction but we never got the chance to talk. I knew that some of my cuzn’s friends could be somewhat on the “hoochie” side but I didn’t take this chick to be one of ‘em.

At the restaurant the 4 of us talked on many topics. Everytime I talked ol’girl would never have anything to say in response. I can only remember one of the subjects, but I recall saying something about deviant behavior on one subject then later we got on politics and asked her who do you think will win the Gubernatorial Race?

What did I go and do that for? That chick stood up and WENT OFF. You think you’re so smuckin smart cuz u went to school? Using all these dayuum big words tryin to embarrass me, u prolly don’t even know what they mean. I’on know ‘bout that ish and I don’t care.

I’m sitting there looking up at he in amazement the whole time as she’s standing over me going off. Everyone in the whole place was looking on as she blasted me.

After she got thru tellin me off she sat back down and started eating again like nothing happened.

The craziest thing about it is that ol girl continued to call me afterwards and asked my cousin why I didn’t call her anymore.

By Tray

March 24, 2006 02:53 PM | Link to this

ok here is the Oh MY for BTIA oh man, shaking my head, you folks have some stories to tell for sure!

By bigdawg

March 24, 2006 02:53 PM | Link to this

So I took this girl to a fair. Everything goes fine. We ride the Gravitron and then something else. While on the 2nd ride, she says she doesn’t feel well…its one of those rides that just goes in the same motion over and over again. I try to comfort her and tell her its almost over. Right as we stop and are about to unbuckle, she pukes everywhere and even on me a little. The ride operator quickly brings napkins and such to help clean her up. Worst thing is we are walking away and I see a whole bunch of guys from school who are laughing…they saw the whole thing!

By runninatl

March 24, 2006 02:54 PM | Link to this

@divine1 LOL…Handle your business ma, make it do what it do! Nah, never been. I was slippin on Hedonism during my wilin out days.

Everyone You all kept it real Dave Chappelle like up in here today, I appreciate the laughs and the tears. Everyone have a blessed and safe weekend, I’m on 285 beeeeaaaatttttcccchhhhheeeesssss.

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 02:55 PM | Link to this

Wow this is turning into confession friday but i don’t have any…..well none i could share….well i probably could but i’m not…cause y’all might jump on me…so i’ll keep them to myself

By "Longtime Lurker"

March 24, 2006 02:56 PM | Link to this

Mann… I just checked back in and I got a question??? Is this confession service or your conscience is callin???

Man, I don’t even wanna put some of my stories in the mix; y’all got me rollin over here! I am trying to keep score on the best story, but I dunno. Wise at the end of the day, you need to award the best story..LMAO!

I got one story and Ima leave it that. I once went to pick up this broad; I mean she was fine as all get out! I met her at the gas station, I had just pulled in and she was pumpin gas. I roll up in my whip and she is jocking right, so I act like I don’t see her and walks in the store. As I come out she is leaning against my car. I say what’s up to her and she says “you”

So, after some small conversation, she says that she just moved here and was looking for a person to show her around. Of course I offer to play host. So long story short, we end up at my crib and the chick is talking about how her man did her wrong and what not, so I am playing Dr. Phil and all and she asks do I have a girlfriend, of course I said naw and she was like good, I wanna be your girlfriend. I say you just met me and she says,”I know what I like”

So, we end up making out and she is over there smoking a newport, then her phone starts ringing. She looks at the number and walks out the room to talk (butt naked)!

So, I am trying to listen in to see what this chicks angle is and she says Chuck I will be home in a few, I am over my girls house, it’s 10pm in the afternoon. After about one more hour, the phone rings again and its Chuck again. I look at her and she says Chuck is the dude I am staying with, while I am here and he wants me to pick him up something on the way home, so I say cool, you sure that ain’t your dude and she says nope.

On the way out the door, she says she wants to see me tomorrow and I say I will call her. When I call her, a dude picks up the phone. After we talk for a minute, I recognize the voice on the other end and say man, you sound familiar and he says yeah you do too. We exchange some info and it turns out that it is one of my boys!

I tell him the whole deal and we set this broad up for the okey doke.

Long story short again, I invite her over to my house, we make out again and Chuck is in the other room the whole time and it is at night. After we get done, I say I am going to the bathroom and she is laying there and it is black dark. I walk into the same bathroom Chuck is in and he goes and get’s in the bed with her, she never knows the difference and I am in the closet laughing my butt off, with my hand over my mouth. Chuck makes out with the woman and turns the lights on…she is busted!

You should have seen this broads face when both of us were there.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 02:56 PM | Link to this

@BTIA — LOL - OH MY!!! Too funny. Poor girl, I guess you could say you left your mark. ;)

By "Longtime Lurker"

March 24, 2006 02:57 PM | Link to this

Mann… I just checked back in and I got a question??? Is this confession service or your conscience is callin???

Man, I don’t even wanna put some of my stories in the mix; y’all got me rollin over here! I am trying to keep score on the best story, but I dunno. Wise at the end of the day, you need to award the best story..LMAO!

I got one story and Ima leave it that. I once went to pick up this broad; I mean she was fine as all get out! I met her at the gas station, I had just pulled in and she was pumpin gas. I roll up in my whip and she is jocking right, so I act like I don’t see her and walks in the store. As I come out she is leaning against my car. I say what’s up to her and she says “you”

So, after some small conversation, she says that she just moved here and was looking for a person to show her around. Of course I offer to play host. So long story short, we end up at my crib and the chick is talking about how her man did her wrong and what not, so I am playing Dr. Phil and all and she asks do I have a girlfriend, of course I said naw and she was like good, I wanna be your girlfriend. I say you just met me and she says,”I know what I like”

So, we end up making out and she is over there smoking a newport, then her phone starts ringing. She looks at the number and walks out the room to talk (butt naked)!

So, I am trying to listen in to see what this chicks angle is and she says Chuck I will be home in a few, I am over my girls house, it’s 10pm in the afternoon. After about one more hour, the phone rings again and its Chuck again. I look at her and she says Chuck is the dude I am staying with, while I am here and he wants me to pick him up something on the way home, so I say cool, you sure that ain’t your dude and she says nope.

On the way out the door, she says she wants to see me tomorrow and I say I will call her. When I call her, a dude picks up the phone. After we talk for a minute, I recognize the voice on the other end and say man, you sound familiar and he says yeah you do too. We exchange some info and it turns out that it is one of my boys!

I tell him the whole deal and we set this broad up for the okey doke.

Long story short again, I invite her over to my house, we make out again and Chuck is in the other room the whole time and it is at night. After we get done, I say I am going to the bathroom and she is laying there and it is black dark. I walk into the same bathroom Chuck is in and he goes and get’s in the bed with her, she never knows the difference and I am in the closet laughing my butt off, with my hand over my mouth. Chuck makes out with the woman and turns the lights on…she is busted!

You should have seen this broads face when both of us were there.

By ATLborn

March 24, 2006 02:59 PM | Link to this

LOL @ Divine - I must say that as a witness to all that wagon you dragon, u can’t place too much fault on ol boy. I’d gather that many of dudes may lose control with that ‘licious grindin up on ‘em.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 02:59 PM | Link to this

@BTIA — LOL - OH MY!!! Too funny. Poor girl, I guess you could say you left your mark. ;)

By ATLborn

March 24, 2006 02:59 PM | Link to this

LOL @ Divine - I must say that as a witness to all that wagon you dragon, u can’t place too much fault on ol boy. I’d gather that many of dudes may lose control with that ‘licious grindin up on ‘em.

By Dushawn

March 24, 2006 03:00 PM | Link to this

@Been thru It I remember those days. We used to call that “gettin the stank finger”

By Dushawn

March 24, 2006 03:02 PM | Link to this

@Been thru It I remember those days. We used to call that “gettin the stank finger”

By Swangirl

March 24, 2006 03:06 PM | Link to this

Hey, you crazy people! I’ve been enjoying the stories. They’re cracking me up!

I have one from a former co-worker. She was going on a first date with a guy she really, really liked. She hadn’t been feeling well that day and didn’t want to break the date. He came to pick her up and they were driving to a restaurant when she knew she was going to toss her cookies. She made him pull over and proceeded to throw up on the side of the road!

Fortunately, her date was a real sweetheart and took care of her, brought her home. She was naturally horrified at what had happened. But I guess it didn’t ruin their chanced because they ended up getting married a year later. ;-)

By divine1

March 24, 2006 03:09 PM | Link to this

@ATL - Shhhhh - you’re not supposed to tell maaaaaaiinnn.. LOL. But thanks for the compliment. ;) What up with you anyway, dude?

By Jezebelle

March 24, 2006 03:09 PM | Link to this

@ Longtime Lurker - thats an original one - lool, I wish I could tell this story at the water cooler but I work with older folks ( Im the youngest ) so I can only see the silence that would befall if I were to recant the saga LMAO !!! The silence would probably be followed by a “call from HR” looool U got me laughing !!!!

By Jezebelle

March 24, 2006 03:10 PM | Link to this

@ Longtime Lurker - thats an original one - lool, I wish I could tell this story at the water cooler but I work with older folks ( Im the youngest ) so I can only see the silence that would befall if I were to recant the saga LMAO !!! The silence would probably be followed by a “call from HR” looool U got me laughing !!!!

By Been Thru It All

March 24, 2006 03:20 PM | Link to this

Okay people I got one more…

I am putting myself on blast now…

First you have to understand that I am lactose intolerant, but when I was growing up I didn’t know that(well I didn’t know what was wrong with me) Fast forward to college, my first year and I take this girl out to a nice restaurant(Mexican). We order and get our drink on and she is feeding me some of her stuff that has mounds of sour cream(hold up I can’t eat that)on it. So on the way home we are driving down I75 and my stomach is boiling and combined with the Hennessey I had been drinking its about to go down. Please Lord let me make it to a bathroom. I have broke out in a cold sweat and chills because my rectum is clamped tight…

Yall…I couldn’t hold it…I pulled over and proceeded to go in the bushes….never saw those boxers again or the girl…lol

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 03:22 PM | Link to this

I was rolling with the 6 kids story, but ummm LL that might be the funniest story so far. The sticky kakhis and creamy dress are not too far behind though.

By ATLborn

March 24, 2006 03:24 PM | Link to this

Sup D1 - LOL aiight.
I’m just workin like da last Hebrew slave after Moses n ‘nem left.

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 03:24 PM | Link to this

I was rolling with the 6 kids story, but ummm LL that might be the funniest story so far. The sticky kakhis and creamy dress are not too far behind though.

By 2 can play that game©

March 24, 2006 03:29 PM | Link to this

BTIA…you’re full of shyt, hahahahahaha…..

lawd, I’dda took that one to the grave!!!!!

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 03:30 PM | Link to this

BTIA dammitt….you made hit send instead of save now you got me in tears….over here oh my goodness! my co-workers are reading your story! what did you wipe your azz with brotha??? lmao!!!!!

By Been Thru It All

March 24, 2006 03:31 PM | Link to this

@2 can…hahahah…girl probably saying the same thing to this day….

By Peaches & Creamy

March 24, 2006 03:31 PM | Link to this

BTIA imma call you bush booty from now on, i would have never told nobody on here that story, dayum son!

By aggressively witty

March 24, 2006 03:32 PM | Link to this

I been out of this joint all day but I see the stories yall got and I been going thru my mind tryna find one embarrassing joint and thought I was free of bad date situations, but alas there is this.

Greensboro spring ‘96, sophmore year. I got a roommate who is a boring kinda dude. Way older than everyone else but a freshman and he is one lonely lame bitter cat (one time my momma called the room looking for me and he has an hour long conversation about how he wants to know as many people as me)so anyway a coupla nights after springfest this broad calls the room asking to speak to “dream” I was like WHOOOOO. So then she describes my roommate to a tee. I start busting up laughing. So me and her get to chatting. and she is phone sexy like a muggggggg. I mean this broad coulda been an extra in girl 6. So I find out she goes to UNC-g.

Now the rap on black gals at a majority white college for the longest is that you will be HARD pressed to find an ugly one. Well it wasnt that hard. After about 5 days of talking she decides she is gonna come and scoop me up. Just in case she is ugly I put a pint of jim beam in my coat and decide to take it straight to the dome. So she rolls up in a tercel and I swear she filled the entire window space of the front drivers side, the back mini window and 78.6% of the rear windshield. IMMEDIATELY I START DRINKING. I dont know WHY i got in the car (probably thinking that she had a hot roommate I could get on). so I go over to the room and she starts to try that sexy talk and I start quoting scriptures, talking about god, the whole time I am drinking this pint of whiskey. I woke up the next morning FULLY CLOTHED, I mean i still had on my abercrombie pull over coat thingie on and I JETTED. didnt wake her up or nothing.

Yall think i am lying but this gal had the voice of a leila arcieri but the looks of Grendel on shirley hemphills body, it was all bad.

By Tray

March 24, 2006 03:33 PM | Link to this

dang, I can’t believe you shared that one BTIA so that night you were so full of it you floated… I really think you win for the day!

By aggressively witty

March 24, 2006 03:33 PM | Link to this

I been out of this joint all day but I see the stories yall got and I been going thru my mind tryna find one embarrassing joint and thought I was free of bad date situations, but alas there is this.

Greensboro spring ‘96, sophmore year. I got a roommate who is a boring kinda dude. Way older than everyone else but a freshman and he is one lonely lame bitter cat (one time my momma called the room looking for me and he has an hour long conversation about how he wants to know as many people as me)so anyway a coupla nights after springfest this broad calls the room asking to speak to “dream” I was like WHOOOOO. So then she describes my roommate to a tee. I start busting up laughing. So me and her get to chatting. and she is phone sexy like a muggggggg. I mean this broad coulda been an extra in girl 6. So I find out she goes to UNC-g.

Now the rap on black gals at a majority white college for the longest is that you will be HARD pressed to find an ugly one. Well it wasnt that hard. After about 5 days of talking she decides she is gonna come and scoop me up. Just in case she is ugly I put a pint of jim beam in my coat and decide to take it straight to the dome. So she rolls up in a tercel and I swear she filled the entire window space of the front drivers side, the back mini window and 78.6% of the rear windshield. IMMEDIATELY I START DRINKING. I dont know WHY i got in the car (probably thinking that she had a hot roommate I could get on). so I go over to the room and she starts to try that sexy talk and I start quoting scriptures, talking about god, the whole time I am drinking this pint of whiskey. I woke up the next morning FULLY CLOTHED, I mean i still had on my abercrombie pull over coat thingie on and I JETTED. didnt wake her up or nothing.

Yall think i am lying but this gal had the voice of a leila arcieri but the looks of Grendel on shirley hemphills body, it was all bad.

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 03:34 PM | Link to this

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

BTIA is the people’s champ for that story.

By ATLborn

March 24, 2006 03:34 PM | Link to this

Sup D1 - LOL aiight.
I’m just workin like da last Hebrew slave after Moses n ‘nem left.

By Jezebelle

March 24, 2006 03:37 PM | Link to this

@ Longtime Lurker - thats an original one - lool, I wish I could tell this story at the water cooler but I work with older folks ( Im the youngest ) so I can only see the silence that would befall if I were to recant the saga LMAO !!! The silence would probably be followed by a “call from HR” looool U got me laughing !!!!

By Jezebelle

March 24, 2006 03:37 PM | Link to this

@ Longtime Lurker - thats an original one - lool, I wish I could tell this story at the water cooler but I work with older folks ( Im the youngest ) so I can only see the silence that would befall if I were to recant the saga LMAO !!! The silence would probably be followed by a “call from HR” looool U got me laughing !!!!

By Scotty

March 24, 2006 03:38 PM | Link to this

I was chilling with this girl at her house one time back in my high school days. She told me her parents were out of town. so here we are getting it on and as soon as i finish i hear the front door being unlocked. i jump up and slip on the rug as her parents are about to make it in. i ran to the bathroom and acted like i was using the bathroom. i go to hang out in the kitchen and then say i have to go home. i get in my car and her dad pops out of nowhere and puts his hands on my window cause i had it rolled down and tells me he should be kicking my a* right now but for some reason he was in a forgiving mood and he said to never touch his daughter in his house ever again. He let me leave without a scratch but it was closest thing to having my butt kicked by this girls dad. to top it all off my car broke down on the way home and the engine caught fire on the interstate. It was a crazy day.

By Been Thru It All

March 24, 2006 03:39 PM | Link to this

@miss qc…the boxers suga..

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 03:39 PM | Link to this

AGGWITT oh my damn! you started quoting scriptures…..you got laughing so hard i’m snorting like a pig!

By ATLborn

March 24, 2006 03:39 PM | Link to this

LMAO @ BTIA and AggWit!

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 03:40 PM | Link to this

You went to A&T Agg wit?

By Scotty

March 24, 2006 03:40 PM | Link to this

I was chilling with this girl at her house one time back in my high school days. She told me her parents were out of town. so here we are getting it on and as soon as i finish i hear the front door being unlocked. i jump up and slip on the rug as her parents are about to make it in. i ran to the bathroom and acted like i was using the bathroom. i go to hang out in the kitchen and then say i have to go home. i get in my car and her dad pops out of nowhere and puts his hands on my window cause i had it rolled down and tells me he should be kicking my a* right now but for some reason he was in a forgiving mood and he said to never touch his daughter in his house ever again. He let me leave without a scratch but it was closest thing to having my butt kicked by this girls dad. to top it all off my car broke down on the way home and the engine caught fire on the interstate. It was a crazy day.

By Jezebelle

March 24, 2006 03:42 PM | Link to this

I CONCUR…BTIA GETS THE MEDAL FOR THIS ONE - I DONT THINK ANY ONE CAN TOP BUSHY BOOTY LMAOOO !

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 03:43 PM | Link to this

@Scotty lmao, how did you get home?

btia i figured that out after i typed that :)

By DC Native

March 24, 2006 03:43 PM | Link to this

AGGWITT I was wondering where you were today

BTIA - yes, you truly have been through it all - it’s ok though. As Rafiki said It’s in the past.

By 2 can play that game©

March 24, 2006 03:44 PM | Link to this

A-dub, bwoi, I’m picturing you quoting scriptures………

By DC Native

March 24, 2006 03:45 PM | Link to this

AGGWITT I was wondering where you were today

BTIA - yes, you truly have been through it all - it’s ok though. As Rafiki said It’s in the past.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 03:45 PM | Link to this

LOL - @Aggwit - I think we got a winner. Too funny. She had you praying for some intervention - probably looking down at you pants begging little buddy not to rise. Hahahahahahahaha.

By Been Thru It All

March 24, 2006 03:45 PM | Link to this

Hey yall…what can I say…I have had a great life…lol

Westside!!!!!

By "Longtime Lurker"

March 24, 2006 03:46 PM | Link to this

@Agg Dawg, I have been waiting on you all day and you came through in the clutch..LOL!

By aggressively witty

March 24, 2006 03:49 PM | Link to this

Miss Q i swear I was in that piece singing old negro spirituals doing sign langauge (I used to sit at church sometimes with the deaf ministry and I picked up on some of they signs) I promise you I had the holy ghost.

There was this one other time back in high school I was messing with this broad and she was giving me the old mic check. And when I was bout to let it loose I told her she backs up and it spews on her chest and neck area. So i go to the bathroom to get a rag to wipe her off, I am a gentleman you know, well I starts to wiping and she screams…NOT MY MOMMAS WASHCLOTH!!!! hahaahahahah

By aggressively witty

March 24, 2006 03:52 PM | Link to this

Van, sure did. Best years of my pre marriage life.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 03:55 PM | Link to this

LOL - @Agg - OMG - Too much, too much..

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 03:55 PM | Link to this

AggWitt please stop.. you used to sit with the “deaf ministry” at church…..damn LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO i can’t take no more i can see you now making those hand signals, and your mouth is twisted…while you make funny noises! i am in TEARS and out of balance!!!!

By aggressively witty

March 24, 2006 03:59 PM | Link to this

Divine, please believe I did not have an EHO (embarrassing hard on) that night. I think if I even attempted to mount that beast, My dilznick and balls woulda unionized and had a strike against me and any future conquest for a period of no more than 5 months but no less than 17 weeks.

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 04:01 PM | Link to this

My cousin went to A&T 95-98. Did you know any pink and greens?

By VANikia

March 24, 2006 04:01 PM | Link to this

My cousin went to A&T 95-98. Did you know any pink and greens?

By DasKrait2

March 24, 2006 04:02 PM | Link to this

Man, this has been a hilarious day.

but NOT MY MOMMAS WASHCLOTH! ; only on the front of mic checker, huh?

@Scott - so was she worth it?

By Been Thru It All

March 24, 2006 04:02 PM | Link to this

@AGGWIT…dawg I give, I give, you win!!!!hahahahahaha

By DC Native

March 24, 2006 04:02 PM | Link to this

DAYUM FOOL - AGG WITT you are a DAYUM FOOL!!!!! LMAO!!!! Now people think I have lost it!!

By divine1

March 24, 2006 04:05 PM | Link to this

@AggWit - Ohhhhhh, Ohhhh, Ohhhh - I’m so glad there are only 2 of us in the office today - ‘cause I know my supervisor would have sent me home for the day the way you just made me bust out laughing. Stop it please… My dilznick and balls woulda unionized and had a strike against me and any future conquest for a period of no more than 5 months but no less than 17 weeks. LOLOLOLOL. OH my.

By Str8

March 24, 2006 04:05 PM | Link to this

Divine - LOL… just catching up with your winding story… that’s hilarious! LMAO

By Page1908

March 24, 2006 04:08 PM | Link to this

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO @ all these stories. Man, I have been lurking all day and oh lawd….ya’ll off the chain again. LMAO @ BUSHY BOOTY…LOL AGGWITT gasp!lol @ “and it SPEWS on her chest area”…LOL @ “she was giving me the old mic check”…LOLOL….oh lawd!

By scotty

March 24, 2006 04:09 PM | Link to this

oh it was definitely worth it. I dont regret it now. just glad i made it through without getting my A* handed to me. her dad was not happy. i got home in a tow truck.

By "Longtime Lurker"

March 24, 2006 04:10 PM | Link to this

Wise,Laney and the AJC I got a suggestion,we need a blog written by a dude and his experiences in dating and stuff dudes go through on a daily basis.

Agg would be my choice for a moderator!

I don’t care what I had to do that day, I would log on and check it out daily.

By aggressively witty

March 24, 2006 04:10 PM | Link to this

Van, when you say “knew” how do you mean? ahahahahah

Nah i knew a few. But i was more a dst lovah. But i knew some pinks, actually two of my boys are aphi’s so I know quite a few thru them

By Page1908

March 24, 2006 04:10 PM | Link to this

UMMMMMMM did someone say PINK AND GREENS??? Skee Weeeeeeee….

By DuShawn

March 24, 2006 04:14 PM | Link to this

@AggWit Dog… you foolish !! LMAO

By divine1

March 24, 2006 04:17 PM | Link to this

@Str8 - LOL - My cousin still gets on me about it to this day. I’m going to be hanging with her for Spring Break - Lord only knows what kind of trouble she’s going to get me into this time. j/k

By Miss QC

March 24, 2006 04:17 PM | Link to this

Have a great weekend y’all, be safe, be courteous…i will blog again on tuesday..this has been a crazy day, i got my report to balance aggwitt i am speechless man…^5 to U & btia cause you all were off the chain today! i will be lurking until 4:50pm…HOLLA

By Str8

March 24, 2006 04:19 PM | Link to this

just catching up with BTIA and AggWits stories… ya’ll bunch of fool….LMAO…

By Peaches & Creamy

March 24, 2006 04:20 PM | Link to this

bush booty not bushy booty

good night everyone

By aggressively witty

March 24, 2006 04:22 PM | Link to this

LL thanks for the nomination but I’se married and tame now. I got nothing to give to the masses on a daily basis. My humor and post are like method man’s rhyming. That shyt is cool in a cameo or in small doses, but i cannot carry an entire album (blog).

But I did think they were gonna have a dude blogger but chances are you would get like 5 topics and the shyt would be over

1) why broads trip on they period 2) why didnt she let me hit 3) she doesnt swallow, should I dump her 4) can I convince her to bring her girlfriend with her 5) she wants to get married, but I am not ready, I know there is still some willy wonkaesque golden ticket filled poodenda that I can still find.

By Miss Atl

March 24, 2006 04:24 PM | Link to this

Thanks G Has anyone ever been to the whisty peach? or whatever its called

By Rell

March 24, 2006 04:27 PM | Link to this

@atl, yep…whiskey is lame now….

@AGG, dude your a$$ is hilarious

By db

March 24, 2006 04:28 PM | Link to this

1) why broads trip on they period 2) why didnt she let me hit 3) she doesnt swallow, should I dump her 4) can I convince her to bring her girlfriend with her 5) she wants to get married, but I am not ready, I know there is still some willy wonkaesque golden ticket filled poodenda that I can still find. Great topics Agg! LOL…

By Rell

March 24, 2006 04:28 PM | Link to this

@atl, yep…whiskey is lame now….

@AGG, dude your a$$ is hilarious

By Rell

March 24, 2006 04:30 PM | Link to this

@atl, yep…whiskey is lame now….

@AGG, dude your a$$ is hilarious

By "Longtime Lurker"

March 24, 2006 04:30 PM | Link to this

@Agg Man, I am done with you dawg. That ish you just mentioned is so true..LMAO!

By divine1

March 24, 2006 04:32 PM | Link to this

@Agg - LOL - Didn’t I say stop it….

By Wise Diva

March 24, 2006 04:43 PM | Link to this

ROTFLMAO @ Aggressively Witty. I can hardly breathe!!!

I am utterly and officially done with you!

man! I just remembered that I never sent your wife my condolences for marrying you.

whew..

have a wonderful weekend people, I need to wipe the Dasani water from my monitor now, thanks a lot Agg Witt.

By divine1

March 24, 2006 04:45 PM | Link to this

Okay, I lied - I don’t want you to stop it, AggWit - I need a dose of your humor every day to keep my day light. :)

By Dushawn

March 24, 2006 04:58 PM | Link to this

Before I go, There’s another thing that makes me feel awkward. You ever dated a woman that feels comfortable enough to leave the door open while she’s on the toilet. I remember, I dated this girl from Nigeria. She had beautiful dark, smooth, skin, a small waist and aZZ for days. I laid up over her crib one night, got up the next morning and took a shower. While I’m in the shower, she came in and started taking a dump. I must have look at her with an expression of disgust because she said “Shawn you must think I’m a bush woman” I was like “Naw baby, but dayum, thats not a good look”

By DasKrait2

March 24, 2006 05:01 PM | Link to this

Aggwitt’s right on point, what else would the topics be? What kinda of flowers to get or something like that? LOL

By Jezebelle

March 24, 2006 05:08 PM | Link to this

@ * AggWitt* I can only imagine that u are scratching the surface about the story of your life… I bet everyones’s curious about the more risque stuff that U aint mentioning U got me laughing really hard I must say !!! @ Atl, I can suggest Olives greaaaat martini bar !!

By Jezebelle

March 24, 2006 05:10 PM | Link to this

@ * AggWitt* I can only imagine that u are scratching the surface about the story of your life… I bet everyones’s curious about the more risque stuff that U aint mentioning U got me laughing really hard I must say !!! @ Atl, I can suggest Olives greaaaat martini bar !!