Atlanta Metro News

By Moe

March 24, 2008 4:18 PM | Link to this

Steve, your piece is real Chihuahua!

Spreadout.

By Jason

March 24, 2008 4:55 PM | Link to this

Considering Kilpatrick allegedly ordered Detroit cops to kill a stripper who was about to blow the whistle on his impropriety, as well as used charity money to take his family on a California vacation, it doesn’t surprise me that he cheated on his wife and perjured himself. No wonder my car’s worth more than a three-bedroom house in Detroit nowadays—literally.

By Tomas

March 24, 2008 4:57 PM | Link to this

Your inclusion of Sen. Hart in this context is, to say the least, a twist of logic. He was never even accused of a criminal act — nor was anything proved about his private life, despite the unprecedented invasion of privacy. He has continued his exemplary citizenship and public service, proving over and over his brilliance and prescience. He and his only wife have now been married one year short of 50. Isn’t it time to leave them alone?

By Irish Eyes Are Smiling

March 24, 2008 5:13 PM | Link to this

Last week, Chris Matthews made hysterically funny comments regarding the former NY & NJ governors. His pointed out that, at least, they quickly removed themselves from public office and the limelight—-unlike Craig…how did you forget to mention him?

By ElBubba

March 24, 2008 5:24 PM | Link to this

You know those guns they take from criminals? Like when one idiot tries to shoot another and then the cops get’em both? I wonder what happens to the guns?

I have this theory that not much happens to a guy caught with a gun he shouldn’t have. It sort of makes you wonder. Even if he wasn’t shooting the gun. I wonder what happens to them? Is it a fine? I want to know; if there are people out there caught with loaded handguns they shouldn’t have, I want to know what happens to them.

I wonder what happens to the guns? Do the cops do some sort of background check on every gun? Do they save them forever, as evidence? Do they sell them at gun shows or auction them on ebay? I don’t know, I’d like to know.

And before all of the riff-raff gets their panties in a wad… It’s a legitimate question, where else should I ask it?

ElBubba

By kia

March 24, 2008 5:28 PM | Link to this

There’s a rumor that Minnie’s been sleeping with Donald but Mickey says “That’s just Goofy!”

By almuldune

March 24, 2008 5:41 PM | Link to this

Funny bit Lt.

Kia—old, old joke!

By J R

March 24, 2008 7:24 PM | Link to this

LT,

This whole thing brewed up because the mayor LIED UNDER OATH. There were two issues asked him and his “aide” on the stand. One was about the affair between the two of them. The other pertained to plans regarding having three police officers fired for either reporting abuses by the mayor or his “executive protection staff” or the investigation regarding those abuses.

No one in Detroit cared about the affair as that is common place among politicians. However, when perjury is committed by the mayor and his “aide”, the cost to the city is over 9 million dollars in jury findings, interest and legal fees then all bets were off and charges filed.

Sadly, an ego bigger than Texas is involved and the owner of it is the mayor who refuses to step down. Would be willing to bet that had he resigned, many of the charges would have been dropped and maybe a misdemeanor charge would have been used instead of two charges carrying 5 year each and 6 carrying 15 years each.

By Moe

March 24, 2008 8:01 PM | Link to this

Detroit is an evil town. There are witches there. I know. I was married to one. I asked her why she didn’t have a cat. There were always weird leftovers I dont remember from what possible course I could have eaten that would have left anything that looked and smelled like that…..I never would have found out until she contracted measles or something and some doctor sedated her and then gave her a surprise MRI. She wasn’t even close. It’s like the witch never dreamed anybody might xray into her anatomy to see what she really was, some creature…..For some reason, as soon as I knew, she knew I knew, and boy did she get the drop on me quick, but we were in the kitchen, and there was an oven nearby. I tried to remember what hanzel and gretel did to deep six the hellion they lucked into….my god, it was no longer my wife. She forced me against the wall without touching me. Her transformation was complete. I didn’t know who this thing was. I think it smiled. There was grunting all around me. It was like a Fellini movie……or my prom night, (same thing).

stay tuned for chapter two of, The HayWitch

By Cindy

March 24, 2008 9:02 PM | Link to this

El Bubba, Ask your excellent question on blogspot.com.

I’m just kidding man…

…Lt. Steve…you really should answer El Bubba’s question…this is at least his third time asking it…

…El Bubba, I bet he just hasn’t checked the blog yet…give him a little longer…:)

By Mike

March 24, 2008 9:05 PM | Link to this

I think your articles are great.. You seem to have a very level head(seems rare these days.)Your writing is so good I will even keep reading even with your strange taste in music. Thanks

By DB

March 25, 2008 12:30 AM | Link to this

I find the whole thing amusing and bemusing. The same people that are crying “Sin! Sin!” are the ones that stoutly defending Bill Clinton’s right to receive “personal service” from an intern and lie about it, and then claimed that “even if he DID, it didn’t matter, because it was just sex” (or non-sex, depending on your feelings about that particular act.)

Why is everyone so anxious to castrate the Spitzers and the Kilpatricks of the world, but was more than willing to wink at Clinton’s behavior?

By Cassie

March 25, 2008 8:28 AM | Link to this

Interesting, no, how we claim to not judge a man’s ability to lead a corporation (or a womans, to be fair) based on his personal life, but….I mean, does getting a bj from a fat intern mean that Clinton was a bad president? Does visiting a hooker (conflict of interest) mean that he was a bad governor? I just think it’s funny that we look to POLITICIANS to be MORAL leaders. You should look behind a pulpit for a moral leader, not behind the microphone.

By Bubba, Jr.

March 25, 2008 8:48 AM | Link to this

“Spitzer�s position was filled by former Lt. Gov. David Paterson.” Nice play on words, Lt. - intentional or not

By Carey Bradshaw

March 25, 2008 8:53 AM | Link to this

Men are going to cheat, it is a given. And if the wives of these men are willing to forgive them, then why should we make a big deal out of it??? Is a man really wrong for wanting a younger, hotter, firmer piece of A$$???

By Jimbo

March 25, 2008 9:06 AM | Link to this

El Bubba. Confiscated guns are generally sent to the ATF for destruction after their use as evidence in whatever crime they were used in. I believe there was a time when police weapons were auctioned off when their service period was over, but I don’t think they ever auctioned confiscated weapons. At least not officially.. you know how those things go. I’m not an LEO, but I know a few and that’s my understanding of the procedure.

By Mark

March 25, 2008 9:11 AM | Link to this

Bill Clinton has an affair, lies under oath, and gets a pass. Detroit Mayor has an affair, lies under oath, and gets indited. Just another glorious day in AmeriKKKa.

By Tomas2

March 25, 2008 9:29 AM | Link to this

Mark, maybe you were otherwise engaged at the time and missed the news, but you seem to have forgotten the Clinton impeachment. That’s about the highest profile kind of indictment available in this country.

By hotlanta

March 25, 2008 9:34 AM | Link to this

I was looking at Kwane and all I can say is gryl I know it was hard looking at that tall, phune 747 coming towards you. But he was wrong. Cassie you should look for yourself to be a moral leader. Ain’t no telling who those priests have up under those robes. Kia forget Mickey what about Snow White and those 7 dwarfs. Noone has said anything about 1 woman living with 7 men.

By hotlanta

March 25, 2008 9:37 AM | Link to this

I was looking at Kwane and all I can say is gryl I know it was hard looking at that tall, phune 747 coming towards you. But he was wrong. Cassie you should look for yourself to be a moral leader. Ain’t no telling who those priests have up under those robes. Kia forget Mickey what about Snow White and those 7 dwarfs. Noone has said anything about 1 woman living with 7 men.

By hotlanta

March 25, 2008 9:37 AM | Link to this

I was looking at Kwane and all I can say is gryl I know it was hard looking at that tall, phune 747 coming towards you. But he was wrong. Cassie you should look for yourself to be a moral leader. Ain’t no telling who those priests have up under those robes. Kia forget Mickey what about Snow White and those 7 dwarfs. Noone has said anything about 1 woman living with 7 men.

By mustang100

March 25, 2008 9:49 AM | Link to this

To ElBubba: riff raff? I resemble that comment. Really though, most seized guns end up as manhole covers in most places. As far as illegal gun handlers, check your local jailhouses. mustang100

By Lt. Steve

March 25, 2008 9:53 AM | Link to this

Guns seized get melted.

By Trickery

March 25, 2008 9:55 AM | Link to this

Why is there so much cheating? It’s all about trickery. The women give it up like mad before marriage. Backflips and pretzels every night. Boom, you’re married and it all stops. Soon, she’s more interested in cooking and decorating than looking sexy and gettin’ busy. You can still buy her sexy undies but she’ll wear the “quitters” with holes. Mine will wear a hot little black dress to parties but will wear the biggest panties ever. Her panty lines look like she’s wearing a diaper. I’ll comment and she’s make an excuse about muffin tops or that the dress is funny or something. I’ve spoken to all of my friends as well. It’s the same for them. So, that leaves us having guys night out with beers. We sit there and stare at the hot college chicks and just remember. We can only take so much. So, why do we cheat? Because it was a fraud. If you buy a Mercedes at the dealership and when you get home it’s a Saturn, then you’ve been had. I give us all about 4-5 years. Guys, don’t fall for it. They’ll cut you off after marriage. Guys are guys. They need a little lovin’. They’ll get it somewhere.

By W, Beatty

March 25, 2008 10:03 AM | Link to this

well, it’s obvious, men like to have sex more than women. deny it all you want ladies, but I didn’t say that most of you don’t like sex, I just stated a fact. then when we get married too few women, even though all of you will say that you are perfect wives, have sex enough with their husbands or even try. women today spend less and less time taking care of their man, many considering it to be acting like a servant to a man, and don’t let any of your female friends see you doing it. too much feminism and not enough togetherness. and why is it ok to stop having enough sex with your man after he marries you? men should be able to have flings if they can afford it and still take care of their responsibities, this would take away the total control of sex from gender and begin to make things fair again. prostitution should be legal, it should be kept private, it should be taxed and they should have weekly health checks and issued health cards.

By tucansam

March 25, 2008 10:08 AM | Link to this

Sen. Hart, don’t take this so personal! Good to hear from you, though.

By Light

March 25, 2008 10:20 AM | Link to this

Why are we surprize that the infidelity hits just keep on coming, the reason is our Godlessness

2 Timothy 3

3:1 But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty. 2 For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3 heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, 4 treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, 5 having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people. 6 For among them are those who creep into households and capture weak women, burdened with sins and led astray by various passions, 7 always learning and never able to arrive at a knowledge of the truth

By Cindy

March 25, 2008 10:21 AM | Link to this

Trickery and Beatty, Dang, while what you say is true to a large degree, not all of us (wives) are like what you described.

I take alot better care of myself now at 37 than I did in my 20’s, when I had small kids to tend to.

I feel better, I look better, and I put alot into it to achieve it. I go to the gym, I cook real food, I try to make everyone in the house feel good to be home. I want to be someone who they want to come home to.

Might not always work…but I do still try.

So Beatty, for your first line, I say you should’ve put “most” in front of the word women.

:)

By IER :)

March 25, 2008 10:49 AM | Link to this

Fellas…maybe it’s you? Gasp. Quantity does not mean quality, you know.

By W.B.

March 25, 2008 10:51 AM | Link to this

as I implied, I know there are good wives that try. but too many have neglected their husbands, one example from marriage ‘say goodbye to almost all oral sex’, and men happen to love that. I know from my own experience and from talking to other men. too many times today I see women not just trying to be strong and equal, but going further and trying to be men themselves. don’t let anyone see you in that minivan, better have an suv. but I’ve been beggin my wife for years to make love to me, but all I get is motionless wham bam thank you mam sex when I can corner her after months of loneliness. it has to do with her ex, her strict religious upbringing and with menopause, but I’m told too many times it’s me. and what happens if I have an affair after years of begging and being neglected? I will be the bad guy, I will be the one who made a mistake, I was the one who hurt somebody. how convenient. the truth remains, men want sex more than women, that’s why there are more male porn sites, that’s why men pay for almost all dates. it is wrong in some way to pair up two individuals for life that have different levels of sex drive, and sometimes at different ages, and expect things to go well. when men were allowed to have mistresses and concubines the divorce rate was much lower, a lot of marriages ran more smoothly and even the women were happen that he wasn’t bugging them all the time for sex. that mormon thing ain’t looking so bad right now, plus it gives your wife someone else to argue with and complain to. and through all this, my wife is great and I love her very much, but I feel unjustly punished by her neglect and trapped between a rock and a hard place, and I’m not a minority among men.

By Brooke

March 25, 2008 10:53 AM | Link to this

There are MANY neighborhoods in metro Atlanta with huge infidelity issues. Drunken orgies at parties and at the pool, affairs with tennis coaches, romps with teachers and the neighbor next door. It’s everywhere. These are the same people that run that mini “Mafia” also known as the PTA…

Why should we expect anything different from our politicians?

By duh

March 25, 2008 10:54 AM | Link to this

Carey - Is a woman wrong for not wanting a pot bellied man that can’t keep it up longer than 30 seconds?

By name withheld

March 25, 2008 10:57 AM | Link to this

I’m married too and my wife went through the change and doesn’t want sex anymore. so now since she doesn’t want sex I get to become a monk. just doesn’t seem fair. I’ve done nobody wrong.

By uh huh

March 25, 2008 11:01 AM | Link to this

hey duh, if he can put up with your breasts looking like too tangerines in a tube sock than you can be a little understanding too.

By Cindy

March 25, 2008 11:16 AM | Link to this

omg. wow. ok…well after reading all of that, maybe just go ahead and have a friend on the side, if that keeps home good enough that you want to stay, as long as the friend on the side knows that’s all it is and all it ever will be. otherwise, you’ll end up with TWO women giving you crap. That wouldn’t be cool.

By Cassie

March 25, 2008 11:25 AM | Link to this

LOL…all roads don’t lead to Rome, they lead to sex.

I was married. We had sex whenever my husband wanted it because all my LIFE I heard that if “men didn’t get it when they wanted it, they would stray”. He strayed anyway. Therefore, I do not buy this argument. Sex is not a biological imperative. Pooping is. Are you comparing the too?

By Light

March 25, 2008 11:35 AM | Link to this

Why are we surprize that the infidelity hits just keep on coming, the reason is our Godlessness

2 Timothy 3

3:1 But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty. 2 For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3 heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, 4 treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, 5 having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people. 6 For among them are those who creep into households and capture weak women, burdened with sins and led astray by various passions, 7 always learning and never able to arrive at a knowledge of the truth

By Cindy

March 25, 2008 11:37 AM | Link to this

I don’t know Cassie…I pretty much want it ALOT. At my house, if he still strays, it’s not because he was lacking.

But yeah, your comment was funny about all roads… :)

By Ya'll kidding right?

March 25, 2008 11:38 AM | Link to this

You “deserve” nothing. You’re not entitled to a damn thing in this world..not a happy life, not super sex…nothing. This entitlement mentality will be the downfall of civilization! If people would quit being so selfish and self centered perhaps fidelity wouldn’t be so accepted. Men you’re not entitled to sex whenever you want it. Women you’re not entitled to some kind of exciting life when the 1 you’re in gets boring.
Ladies maybe you are the reason he can’t keep it up because you’ve let yourself go or are nagging all the time. Men maybe your lack of help around the house or letting yourself go is the reason she doesn’t want it more.

You have to work at marriage and you will get exactly what you put into it. So all of you stop being such selfish, spoiled, miserable little whiny brats.

By SharonH

March 25, 2008 11:41 AM | Link to this

For a cop, you’re awfully naive. Infidelity did not just start and it is not becoming more commonplace. People are less discreet now so you hear about it more.

By Cindy

March 25, 2008 11:44 AM | Link to this

Ya’ll kidding right…wow…good post. Thanks.

By ElBubba

March 25, 2008 11:57 AM | Link to this

Tangerines in a tube sock? Damn! That was ugly, it sort of turned me on…

Melt the guns? Manhole covers? I love it! I’ll bet it’s hard for those gun loving cops to send the pretty pieces off to the smelter.

Now about the perp, that’s got to be a felony, right? Send him someplace where he needs a manhole cover for awhile?

Oh, I guess most people are lost. You’ve all been talking about the political sex junkies. I was thinking about punks with guns. I was also thinking about running for office, locally, but I’m afraid people might find out about my avatar in Second Life. That would take some explaining.

Tangerine dreams.

By The AllahFuerher

March 25, 2008 12:01 PM | Link to this

retardo-rama

By Aurora

March 25, 2008 12:15 PM | Link to this

There are some mighty bitter MEN on this blog today……..nice to know ya’ll can be bitter too…….

Please don’t lump ALL women into the category. This woman ain’t like the others……..I take damn good care of my man!!! He doesn’t need to stray……AND he takes care of me too.

By Grace

March 25, 2008 12:45 PM | Link to this

I don’t think anyone should lose their job over an affair. I can really see only 3 reasons why an affair should be investigated.

1- tax payers money is being used, hotels, dinner, travel….

2-one of the party’s involved was promoted

3-a crime is being committed (hookers). It doesn’t matter if it’s his money or gov’t money.

Other than that I think we need to say out of folks bedrooms & worry more about the economy.

By SalannB

March 25, 2008 12:54 PM | Link to this

It’s not that Mayor Kilpatrick “strayed”. Men do it all the time. Although, if my husband “strayed”, I’d kick his butt to the curb.

It’s about Kilpatrick lying under OATH. It’s a FELONY, people. That’s what makes this whole thing different than President Clinton, former Governor Spitzer, etc. Kilpatrick also lied to the Detroit City Council when asking the City to settle with two policemen that he fired because they were going to blow the whistle on his affair.

I don’t think Detroit citizens would be so upset about the affair itself. However, they are upset about the lies that finally caught up with Mayor Kilpatrick.

He needs to resign. Pronto.

By Soulfinger

March 25, 2008 1:09 PM | Link to this

These are the last days thats why.

By General Poontang

March 25, 2008 1:16 PM | Link to this

if it weren’t for sex, men and women would be just two armed camps lobbing shells at each other. dismissed!

By Light

March 25, 2008 1:26 PM | Link to this

Why are we surprize that the infidelity hits just keep on coming, the reason is our Godlessness

2 Timothy 3

3:1 But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty. 2 For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3 heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, 4 treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, 5 having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people. 6 For among them are those who creep into households and capture weak women, burdened with sins and led astray by various passions, 7 always learning and never able to arrive at a knowledge of the truth

By hotlanta

March 25, 2008 1:29 PM | Link to this

Yall kidding you have got to be kidding. What do you mean we let ourselves go. I am going to SCREAM the next time I am jogging and some pervert looks as if he is about to give birth all up in my face trying to talk to me. W.B. what do you also mean that women trying to act like men. I still don’t get that statement. Don’t you want a woman that handles her business where she won’t be so NEEDY on you for everything. A smart man would desire a smart woman. I hope you are a smart man.

By hotlanta

March 25, 2008 1:31 PM | Link to this

Yall kidding you have got to be kidding. What do you mean we let ourselves go. I am going to SCREAM the next time I am jogging and some pervert looks as if he is about to give birth all up in my face trying to talk to me. W.B. what do you also mean that women trying to act like men. I still don’t get that statement. Don’t you want a woman that handles her business where she won’t be so NEEDY on you for everything. A smart man would desire a smart woman. I hope you are a smart man.

By Irish Eyes Are Smiling

March 25, 2008 1:32 PM | Link to this

It’s interesting, some men out there are miserable, through no fault of their own…not! Whining is so very unbecoming. Get counseling, fix the problem or move on. No one can make you happy, or for that matter, miserable, without you playing a part in it. You’re not a victim. Remember, if it’s okay for you to invest your time elsewhere, so may your spouse.

Regarding the guy who thinks his wife’s “issues” lie with her ex, her strict religious upbringing and menopause: He obviously needs to pay closer attention. He mentioned that many times she stated it’s him! That certain act or extra curricular partner he’s been fantasizing about, in reality just may cause him an expensive divorce, you know, the one he says he doesn’t want. Make a decision already.

Why take the vow if you know you are incapable of honoring it? Why pretend to be the family type with a happy marriage? What a stupid facade. BTW, the only people that I’ve known to think affairs were no big deal were the “side dishes” who were not married to the cheating spouse.

By TeeHee

March 25, 2008 1:57 PM | Link to this

Trickery and Un Huh,

You guys are hilarious!! The whole “big panties” and “tangerines in a tube sock” made me giggle like something crazy—mostly because they describe me. Haha!

Anyway, to those of you who feel that men are entitled to cheat whenever they feel “neglected”, I hope that you realize that, perhaps, if you make love to a woman’s mind, she will not hesitate to make love to your body. Enough said.

As for Mayor Kilpatrick and the other limelight politicians, you chose to be in public office. So, that makes you a public figure, and your life becomes the metaphorical fishbowl. If you don’t want folks in your business, stay a private citizen.

By TeeHee

March 25, 2008 1:58 PM | Link to this

Trickery and Un Huh,

You guys are hilarious!! The whole “big panties” and “tangerines in a tube sock” made me giggle like something crazy—mostly because they describe me. Haha!

Anyway, to those of you who feel that men are entitled to cheat whenever they feel “neglected”, I hope that you realize that, perhaps, if you make love to a woman’s mind, she will not hesitate to make love to your body. Enough said.

As for Mayor Kilpatrick and the other limelight politicians, you chose to be in public office. So, that makes you a public figure, and your life becomes the metaphorical fishbowl. If you don’t want folks in your business, stay a private citizen.

By TeeHee

March 25, 2008 2:01 PM | Link to this

Trickery and Un Huh,

You guys are hilarious!! The whole “big panties” and “tangerines in a tube sock” made me giggle like something crazy—mostly because they describe me. Haha!

Anyway, to those of you who feel that men are entitled to cheat whenever they feel “neglected”, I hope that you realize that, perhaps, if you make love to a woman’s mind, she will not hesitate to make love to your body. Enough said.

As for Mayor Kilpatrick and the other limelight politicians, you chose to be in public office. So, that makes you a public figure, and your life becomes the metaphorical fishbowl. If you don’t want folks in your business, stay a private citizen.

By Cassie

March 25, 2008 2:21 PM | Link to this

TeeHee - you are so right.

And I have the attention span of a gnat, so apologies to whomever said this, but the big deal/irony with Spitzer is that earlier in his much ballyhooed career he busted a high end prostitution ring (so I have read) so it is ironic one would lead to his downfall.

I have waited my whole life to say ballyhooed!!! I can die happy.

By just sad

March 25, 2008 2:32 PM | Link to this

sad, a lot of neglected men that love their wives and just want to make love to them a couple of times a month, and all that can be said is bad things about them and that all of it is their fault.

By The AllahFuerher

March 25, 2008 2:33 PM | Link to this

Cassie if you dont write longer blogs and more of them, I dont know what I’ll do.

SO to sum up, write more, longer blogs, and then everything will be perfect.

‘muff said.

By Cassie

March 25, 2008 2:40 PM | Link to this

TeeHee - you are so right.

And I have the attention span of a gnat, so apologies to whomever said this, but the big deal/irony with Spitzer is that earlier in his much ballyhooed career he busted a high end prostitution ring (so I have read) so it is ironic one would lead to his downfall.

I have waited my whole life to say ballyhooed!!! I can die happy.

By Cassie

March 25, 2008 2:44 PM | Link to this

I will say one thing, though:

If I am taking out the trash, folding laundry, making dinner, running the vacuum cleaner or cleaning anything where bleach or soft scrub is present, now is generally not the time to hit mute on the tv, wave at me, and ask if we can have sex. Do you think I am turned on?

By ElBubba

March 25, 2008 3:03 PM | Link to this

It’s all just sad, people have been oversexed by the media. Men complaining about sex drive in menopausal women? I think not. They follow me around like coon hounds on a scent. But, of course, I am special.

El Bubba

By The AllahFuerher

March 25, 2008 3:08 PM | Link to this

Oh, i almost forgot: elbubba needs to write more blogs and longer blogs and everything.

By Michael

March 25, 2008 3:13 PM | Link to this

if you have to marry a macho man or the bad boy it’s your own damn fault. my sister did that and boy is she miserable. but I like many of my friends and many other men I know, do laundry and clean and cook (and not just grilling), but do men ever get this credit? no. because the myth needs to be carried on, the invalidation needs to be carried to build up someone’s ego. it’s just not true that men don’t help with kids and around the house. if the man has a full time job and the wife is a ‘homemaker’ then maybe this is true more often. but men have changed a lot in 30-40 years, yes we’ve evolved. and I’ve told people more than once that it takes more of man to change a dirty diaper than to charge at a machine gun, because it’s harder to do especially if someone is watching.man-bashing needs to stop being our national sport, for the same reasons that women shouldn’t be degraded also. just look at commercials where the man is a lazy idiot. or all the tv shows where women hit men or pour drinks on them. and yes this does make a difference and it is noticed and people do act it out. it’s no more right for a woman to mistreat a man than it is for a man to mistreat a woman. and the sad part is, all the women that so easily invalidate men in an attempt to build themselves up have fathers, brothers, or the worst, they even have sons. to invalidate someone else to build yourself up is not a sign of strength but extreme weakness. so in closing, there are a lot of good people out there, you don’t have to pick the bad boy or the macho man, you can actually choose a nice guy, they may not be much of a challenge but they will love you a whole lot and be willing to work hard for themselves, you and the relationship.

By Cassie

March 25, 2008 3:17 PM | Link to this

You are right, Michael.

I also find the positive reinforcement system works too.

By Carey Bradshaw

March 25, 2008 3:20 PM | Link to this

CASSIE:

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE MAKING LOVE ON NEWLY WASHED, WARM LAUNDRY. I VACUUM NAKED IN STILETTO RED PUMPS, AND IT DRIVES MY HUSBAND WILD!!!!

By Aurora

March 25, 2008 3:20 PM | Link to this

Why can Pam Anderson keep a man? Do you think they stray from her? Why do her marriages only last a few months.?????

By Light

March 25, 2008 3:36 PM | Link to this

Why are we surprize that the infidelity hits just keep on coming, the reason is our Godlessness

2 Timothy 3

3:1 But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty. 2 For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3 heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, 4 treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, 5 having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people. 6 For among them are those who creep into households and capture weak women, burdened with sins and led astray by various passions, 7 always learning and never able to arrive at a knowledge of the truth

By duh

March 25, 2008 3:39 PM | Link to this

uh-huh - your an idiot. Most women I know keep their self up much better than their men do. I watch my weight, fix my hair and dress sexy and I happen to be married to a man that does keeps himself up as well. However, most of my girlfriends that keep themselves up have husbands with gringy face hairs, pot belly’s that cover their man hood and continuously burp & fart thinking it’s cute (it’s not guys). These are the same women that ogle the pool guy :) What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Keep yourself up and your wife might want to share with you :)

By Michael

March 25, 2008 3:39 PM | Link to this

Pam’s marriages don’t last that long because she is the female equivalent of the macho man or bad boy. there are no gender specific roles in our home until it gets to something that is too heavy to lift, and that’s perfectly ok.

By lovelyliz

March 25, 2008 3:40 PM | Link to this

Don’t be naive

Men have never really been expected to hold up their end of the bargain when it comes to fidelity. Where else do you think the whole don’t ask, don’t tell thing ot started?

The big difference now is that someone will actually investigate such types of behavior and spread the news around ad nauseum on the 24 hours a day, 365 days a year faux news channels and internet.

By ElBubba

March 25, 2008 3:51 PM | Link to this

The AllahFuerher,

AF, we’re going to start calling you that, kind of like UB for the unabomber. What sort of name is that? Are you a lunatic? There are people here that will chase your cyber-arse down. They threaten me all the time. There’s a guy that calls himself “foreskin”. How repugnant can it get? He’s after me and he’s after you, beacause we are on the good side of the force. Did you like my blog? I’m honored, no one else seemed to care, It didn’t get any responses. Story of my life. If you want to comment here you need a respectable name. I’ve given a lot of people names in my years… I think you should call yourself “General Patton”. Give it a try, tell me what you think, it’s much better than what you’re working with now.

El Bubba

By The AllahFuerher

March 25, 2008 3:54 PM | Link to this

More! elbubba, MORE!

Cassie, you’re not keeping up your end of the bargain.

Write more. comeon, this isn’t fair.

By uh huh

March 25, 2008 3:58 PM | Link to this

duh I gotta schlong a mile long a bucket full of balls and enough hair on my butt to weave an indian blanket so don’t mess with me you little priss and yeah and that goes for that wimpy thing you call a husband. now what did all that solve? bet you say you love the man that preached non-violence too the whole while inciting it..hypocrite

By Cassie

March 25, 2008 4:10 PM | Link to this

Faux News! Liz! I love you!!!!

All I’m saying is that I will happily wallow around in satin sheets and contort like a pretzel all day and night if it can be arranged that I no longer bring home the bacon and cook it too.

ElBub - He cannot call himself General Patton. Didn’t we have a General Schlong on here earlier?

By duh

March 25, 2008 4:20 PM | Link to this

uh-huh, no wonder your measly wife don’t want you in bed with her.

By wik

March 25, 2008 4:20 PM | Link to this

no i believe that was the famous and revered Gen. Hyman* S. Poontang, never been in a battle*. but still receives many accolades.

By ElBubba

March 25, 2008 4:26 PM | Link to this

Cassie,

Not going to talk to any stage names that bring back bad memories. People should be polite and have respectable names.

http://honkeyplease.blogspot.com/

By Cassie

March 25, 2008 4:26 PM | Link to this

Wait!

General Long Duk Dong!

By uh huh

March 25, 2008 4:29 PM | Link to this

just messing with ya and having fun, trying to bait ya a little. you handled it better than I thought, good deal. actually I’m 46 and can still out run my 2 stepsons when we play football. I eat all the time, that keeps me from gaining weight. it’s when you eat 3 big separated meals a day like Thanksgiving that keeps the weight on around the middle. I tell people metabolism is like a steam engine coal fire, throw a lot on at once and the fire smolders and doesn’t burn well. get a hot fire and throw some fuel on every so often and it will burn it all off. sorry for messing with ya and your husband who sounds cool and since I never met him, shouldn’t have brought him into this mess. now let’s all go get us some nookie!

By wik

March 25, 2008 4:33 PM | Link to this

personally i prefer the honorable Royal Admiral F****** Hornblower.

By Misandie

March 25, 2008 4:35 PM | Link to this

Most south of 8 Mile seem to make excuses for Kwame. Those north of 8 Mile seem to have a much different view of this mess.

But here is the boil down - He and his chief of staff had an affair. They texted each other a lot (on city owned/leased equipment). People found out. There was an (alledged) party at the mayor’s mansion. Mayor’s wife (alledgely) walked in while the mayor was being serviced by a stripper at the party. Wife gives stripper beat down. Stripper calls police and goes to hospital. Stripper winds up dead a couple months later. Investigation is inititated. Affair is uncovered. officers get fired so the affair can be kept under wraps. Officers sue. Mayor and COS deny affair but lose case. Mayor insist on appeal but agrees to settle when confronted with steamy text messages. all parties sign a confidentiality agreement. Local newpapers uncover text messages and print excerpts. They admit affair and ask for forgiveness. She steps down but both state they did nothing wrong. They deny confidentiality agreement but then agreement is released by courts.

I would guess most of us work for someone else and have to make use of company owned phones/computers/internet connection. It is drummed into our heads that we have no expectation of privacy when we make use of these devices. Mayor Kwame actually signed a policy for City of Detroit employees to this effect but doesn’t expect that this should apply for him and his COS.

Lying under oath is breaking the law, I don’t care whose rule of law you are using!

When I left Sandy Springs, I had no idea I was getting a front row seat to a real life soap opera played out every day on the news.

By ElBubba

March 25, 2008 9:08 PM | Link to this

Kwame Kilpatric? Who? Is that an African lerprecon?

By Lt. Steve

March 25, 2008 9:23 PM | Link to this

CINDY: You told me you were 29. Liar.

By ElBubba

March 25, 2008 9:29 PM | Link to this

Lt. Steve, Do you know where the Sandy Springs are? Is there a place where water bubbles out of the ground and there is associated sand? Is there any quartz? (might mean gold) Who owns the mineral rights down there? Have you ever thought of strip mining? (nothing to do with strippers or the lotto). Would you ever name a child Kwame? If so, why? need to know El Bubba

By ElBubba

March 25, 2008 9:49 PM | Link to this

Cindy, Here are my pics from New York. Call me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWOAeI9fE64 El Bubba

By Lt. Steve

March 25, 2008 10:37 PM | Link to this

El B. Kwame is Emawk backwards. Emawk in accient Mantoubu means “Man of Poo-Tang.” I’m afraid he was doomed from the start. I hear there are springs but they are well guarded by three homeless guys. Nobody’s seen them.

By ElBubba

March 25, 2008 11:29 PM | Link to this

Lt. Steve, You are an officer and a gentleman! Have you ever been to the show?…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdu7xoHU9DA

By David Burch

March 26, 2008 2:35 AM | Link to this

Dude, you are soooooooo queer. You are pathetic. Please get a real job … and cop does not count.

By David Burch

March 26, 2008 2:39 AM | Link to this

Dude, you are soooooooo queer. You are pathetic. Please get a real job … and cop does not count.

By David Burch

March 26, 2008 2:39 AM | Link to this

Dude, you are soooooooo queer. You are pathetic. Please get a real job … and cop does not count.

By Bubba, Jr.

March 26, 2008 9:14 AM | Link to this

Lt. Steve, I’ve noticed while watching the news that both Cobb and Gwinnett Counties have attractive female type spokespersons. Are you the best that Sandy Springs could come up with? Ever thought about cross-dressing?

By Jimbo

March 26, 2008 9:22 AM | Link to this

You guys who think these are the end times and that godlessness begets this infidelity are nuts. It’s like you’re ignoring 10,000 years of history completely. Was it the end of the world when Rome fell? Was it godlessness that brought them to heel? For most of the Victorian era in England it was accepted that men kept prim and proper wives at home and a mistress to take care of their baser needs elsewhere. John F. Kennedy.. Thomas Jefferson.. I mean C’MON.. There’s nothing new under the sun, there’s never even necessarily more of the same old thing. Just more publicity. Hell, people think crime is prevalent in our society but if you look at the data from the DoJ you’ll see it’s the lowest it has been in decades. Calm down and augment that biblical knowledge with a little information from the here and now. As for infidelity.. I’ve never fooled around on my woman and I’m sure not going to do it now and I’m about as godless as it gets. It’s not fear of god’s wrath or the law that should motivate you (but fear of your woman) but the respect you have for the person you’re with. If you need to cheat, then you need to leave.

By casper

March 26, 2008 9:27 AM | Link to this

Lt. Steve you never fail to make me laugh! I don’t think people often get that you are joking about some of the things you write about.

I found some of the comments here very interesting.

First off what is up with people who will post a comment and then come back and post it 10 more times over the day.

What is up with the trashing Lt. Steve? Yes, he’s a cop. He also happens to write a column sometimes the articles are serious sometimes not so much. Either way they are all well written and enjoyable.

As for infidelity: let me just say this.
People not just men cheat because something is missing from the marriage. It may not even be the sex that is missing. There are just some “needs ” (again not necessarily sexual) that are not being met. So, people will meet someone else or go back to an ex that can meet that need. Whether it is believing in them, thinking they are funny, loving , or just good people. And yes, sometimes people are not getting enough sex in the marriage. You should try talking it out with a counselor. Otherwise, people will stray. It takes 2 to make a marriage work and 2 for a marriage not to work. It takes commitment. When you are taking your vows you will notice it does not say, ” I promise to have sex including oral sex with you every single time you want and I will be energetic about it”. Yes, sex is important in a marriage, but it’s not more important than being committed to the marriage. The vows say ” i promise to love, honor and cherish you”. Maybe if people abide by the love, honor, and cherish part you might get the sex you want.

By Light

March 26, 2008 9:52 AM | Link to this

Jimbo why do u say “It�s not fear of god�s wrath or the law that should motivate you (but fear of your woman) but the respect you have for the person you�re with”

Matt 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

By Cindy

March 26, 2008 9:54 AM | Link to this

El Bubba,

hmmm. I don’t get it. :(

By ElBubba

March 26, 2008 3:42 PM | Link to this

Cindy, The superman video? It’s pics of New York, or “Gotham City”. I haven’t even seen the movie, I was looking up REM and ran into it. One thing leads to another and I was watching the Rocky Horror picture show. Then the David Burch society guy told me I was queer, and pathetic. I didn’t know, now I guess I do. So I’m pathetic and I need a boyfriend. What are the chances of me finding a boyfriend up here in the mountains? Slim and none, they all moved to Atlanta. Oh gosh! I just noticed that you looked at my cop blog. Makes me proud. You must be the only person that had a look, as many people as there are here that hate me, I would expect hate mail…I’m going to tell all of my cop stories, it will take awhile and span several countries. Then, at the end, I’m going to tell how I saw cops in Alabama cover up a murder, apparently by one of their own. I have research to do, microfiche news articles from way back when. I’m a witness, maybe I could be on Cold Case Files. For all of you mandy-panties out there who are dreaming of being my boyfriend, have a look.

http://honkeyplease.blogspot.com/

By ElBubba

March 26, 2008 4:21 PM | Link to this

Hey Burch,

What sort of idiot hits the send button three times when it says please wait? They have a short bus, just for you. You will know it when it pulls up, it’s a bit shorter than the other buses. The guy will look at that tag on your shirt and figure out where to drop you off.

El Bubba

By Jimbo

March 26, 2008 5:04 PM | Link to this

Light,

I view people who follow the bible, or any religious dogma for that matter, as their moral code with a certain amount of cynicism. It seems to me that they’re only in it for the reward or for fear of the punishment. I don’t think fear for their mortal soul should be what motivates a person. Afterall, isn’t it faith, not acts, that decides whether someone gets into heaven? (depending on you religious preference I suppose)

By ElBubba

March 26, 2008 5:45 PM | Link to this

Jimbo,

You make religious people sound a lot like my dog. She thinks a lot about rewards and the fear of punishment.

El Bubba

By Cindy

March 26, 2008 6:00 PM | Link to this

El Bubba, You asked Burch what sort of idiot…

I wanted to take my chances and answer but you didn’t make it multiple choice…and I like multiple choice. Ya know…gotta have options. Also, I didn’t want to break the rules…your question was for Burch so I didn’t think it was open to others.

hehehehehe. Just messing with ya. Yeah I looked at your blog. It’s good too…I meant what I said in my comment…you’re an engaging writer. I actually had looked at your blogspot thingy a couple of weeks ago and meant to go back but forgot until I saw you mention it the other day.

Ya’ll should check it out…El Bubba is a prolific writer.

And Burch, if the short bus pulls up for you…hope and pray it isn’t the one I get hung up behind sometimes in the morning…I kid you not…it takes 13 minutes to load up the kid at that stop. It would be different if that whole time was taken up in actually loading, but noooo…it’s half talking to the person standing outside too. I try to avoid it like the plague, but it occassionally catches me and makes me late to work.

By ElBubba

March 26, 2008 7:20 PM | Link to this

Cindy, I just keep adding to it. Eventually I’ll write all of my cop stories. I think of it as practice writing, getting ready for the real thing. El Bubba

By Carbon Footprint

March 26, 2008 9:28 PM | Link to this

Chapter two. The Haywitch.

My wife is a witch. I found her out when her doctor told me about an MRI he took of her, and she didn’t take being made very well. If my two daughters hadn’t suddenly appeared in the kitchen, where my wife had me cornered, I’d not be writing this. I’m alive to warn others. I know there are others. Other witches, and other oblivious husbands. Sex with a witch. Believe me, you dont want it, no matter how good it is.

We settled into a stalemate, but she wouldn’t let me outside the house. A week passed. Then two weeks. I got a termination notice in the mail. I was a bus driver. The four of us were having lunch one day when my wife spoke, “Stop doing that. Can you stop doing that?”

Doing what?

Smelling your milk everytime you take a sip. I hate that. What, you’re afraid it will turn sour between sips?

I dont…..

Just stop doing it.

Why dont you have a cat?

We’re done here. Girls excuse yourselves.

The twins giggled and scuffed the floor with the legs of their chairs and unceremoniously disappeared into the tv room.

I noticed my wifes eyes were brown. I’d never noticed that. I hate brown eyes. I had to get out of that house. I offered to clear the table and do the dishes. She looked surprised. “The doctor called about the images he took of me. He wants me to come back for more. Do you think I should go?”

He must have the entire medical profession in the palm of his hands with your…your….selves.

“If he told anyone. He doesn’t know what he has, not really, he thinks it could still be a anomaly.”

He’s told everyone. He’s probably sold some of it.

“If that were true, then there’d be papparazzi everywhere……”

Just then a fireball crashed through the kitchen window and slammed into the chair my wife had just ducked away from. She crawled like a cockroach across the floor toward the stairs to the cellar. I crouched down and followed her. I was only two seconds behind her, but when I arrived at the bottom of the stairs, my wife was in a cage, my two daughters were standing at opposite ends, outside the cage, chanting some incantation, in unworldly rythms, while my wife was crouched over, moaning and shrieking in protest, with no vestige of her former appearance left. The twins were now 2 totally different unique grotesque monstrosities and I was f…..

stay tuned for chapter three of the haywitch

By ElBubba

March 26, 2008 9:58 PM | Link to this

Footprint,

You really made me laugh out loud. That was good. It was like I was there, I could feel your pain. Your poor wife! It’s obviousley not her fault. It’s like something happened and she just got caught up in it. Now she’s a brown-eyed girl, like the song. El Bubba

By Marian

March 27, 2008 10:34 AM | Link to this

I’m sorry, what has this to do with local policing?

By Cindy

March 27, 2008 12:04 PM | Link to this

It’s “view from the cop, not “view of cop stuff”. He switches it up sometimes.

By sassy

March 27, 2008 4:01 PM | Link to this

I am just awesome! No joke!

By ElBubba

March 27, 2008 7:41 PM | Link to this

Carbon Footprint

Every time I read it it just makes me laugh. Where is chapter one? I need to find that.

Other than my adulations I need to let you know that you gave yourself away, you’re a Yankee. No one that was raised in Georgia knows what a cellar is, much less a basement.

It’s OK, it’s not as terrible thing to be a Yankee. It’s something you can get past, over, or around. I played for the Yankees, I know.

El Bubba

By ElBubba

March 27, 2008 11:32 PM | Link to this

Carbon Footprint, Either you are a total phony… I don’t know. I see it in other places. Creative writing is a good thing, be honest about it. The very worst case scenario is that you are a publicist. Be real and come clean, tell everyone about the other places your post was published/posted. And sort of answer the question “What the f*** was I doing and who did I think I was fooling”? I’m just a dumb-arse redneck but I get irritated when people take me for granted. Footprint my arse, make it right before I get really p**.

El Bubba

By Analchord

March 28, 2008 9:50 AM | Link to this

Chapter one is in this blog but early on. on march 24, 8:01 PM, under the ID “Moe”.

I am writing a thing, that’s all, and I thought that detroit’s mayor would be a good starting point. I tried to imagine a city so evil that the mayor couldn’t stop himself after falling under it’s spell.

Didn’t mean nuthin. this is steve’s blog. I shouldn’t dump first drafts on it. I apologize. I wrote cop stuff too, under the allahfuehrer.

Just jokin’ ‘round. I’m just a lonely hack who never sold out cause everyone is afraid of words. I cant be effective unless people accept what they are. That time is coming, thanx to Iraq and it’s effects on the globe. One way or t’other, the reckonin’ is acomin’….

‘muff said.

By Missandie

March 28, 2008 11:59 AM | Link to this

ElBubba,

Finally bit and read your blog. Lt. Steve and regular readers already know this but beware other officers, ElB has a serious cop fetish - funny, interesting, unusual (especially the Cuban cops) but the fetish element is definately there.

By Missandie

March 28, 2008 12:16 PM | Link to this

El Bubba,

Yep you nailed it. Went looking around for Carbon Footprint’s story and found this: Writing.com.

I never read chapter 1 but it has elements of chapter 3.

Missandie

By ElBubba

March 28, 2008 12:52 PM | Link to this

Missandie,

Well thank you for looking, at my blog. Please go back and post a comment, then it will look like someone actually read it.

I think I might shamelessly promote myself here until Lt. Steve posts a comment on my blog, then I’ll know I’ve hit the big time and I’ll retire.

That Carbon Footprint Yankee should have a blog, he’s a much better writer than I. Actually I ran into his work somewhere else, a site about creative writing. He’s good.

Yes, I have some sort of perverted cop fettish. Sad but true. I guess it’s because they are the only people on the planet that can fock with me. I’m not scared of criminals, they can’t hurt me, I’m scared of cops, they have hurt me. It’s kind of like “If you didn’t have that badge on…”

Have you noticed a trend on this site? If I ramble on long enough and take things way away from the subject, Lt. Steve will write a new installment. Look at all of the previous stuff, it’s like he gets tired of me and writes a new piece just to get rid of my rambling BS.

I think, therefore I continue to be… El Bubba

By Cindy

March 28, 2008 1:08 PM | Link to this

Yeah I too am getting a little bored with this topic…time for a fresh blog LT Steve…I think it should be a new guideline that Lt Steve, El Bubba, Rick Badie, Woody Bass and Susan Gast have to rotate days, therefore each day somebody has published a new blog for us. I also think that LT5000, Bruce Wilcox, Katie and Michael H Smith should post on this blog, to keep it going good.

I think, therefore I should get back to work… :) (ode to El Bubba)

By gadyke

March 28, 2008 2:17 PM | Link to this

Lt. Steve, Cindy, and El Bubba…thanks for brightening up a dull Friday!

By Analchord

March 28, 2008 2:37 PM | Link to this

The Haywitch is my story on writing.com. So what? I wrote that story last december for fun.

What’s wrong with writing stupid stories?

By Cassie

March 28, 2008 2:39 PM | Link to this

ElBub -

I bit and read too…so you can return the fav….

http://queenofghosts.blogspot.com

By ElBubba

March 28, 2008 3:20 PM | Link to this

Analchord,

It’s all good, I love your work. You make me laugh and that ain’t easy because I’m so p** off at cops all the time.

El Bubba

By Analchord

March 28, 2008 3:30 PM | Link to this

Queenofghosts: If that’s really you in the photo, you’re very photogenic. If you’re married, your hubby’s the luckiest guy in the world. Great, interesting, state of the art blogsite too! and so current and such insights into the news events! I’m inspired to start my own blog too. Every american should both do stand up comedy and have a blog, and, of course, spend at least one evening trying to bathe a cat.

I guess I had you guys all wrong. I love fellow writers. It’s a common bond deeper than if we were musicians or something, or bus drivers, although their bond is strong too. Ever notice how school bus drivers always wave at eachother when they pass in the road? I like that. I like that real good.

I’m so sorry. I thought you guys were trolls just trying to upset Steve Rose. I mean, I guess I just dont fit in no where. Writing is a sacred mission to me. I would do anything to be a writer, and be able to admit to myself that I can write, and then write something that isn’t cheeklint. I’m 57. you’d think I’d have figured out by now that as we love/hate ourselves so goes our expectations of how others might view our work. I cant allow myself to be happy, 4 some reason. I just cant.

You like bach? How about the younger bach? He did some symphonias that are mozart-lite and wonderful. I noticed you didn’t mention mozart. SOme people hate mozart, like my cousin, we argue every family reunion. He always wins. Someday…..

Anyway, you’re a vision. A 10! Beauty is so rare, honestly. It took great courage to publish your photo. This is the internet and I’m not sure I trust one word I read on it. Well, I’m rambling, and I’m sure you’ve already alerted the FBI stalking department, but in my defense I can only say that I never got the babe, not in highschool or college or in my twenties or thirties ever ever ever. I married an aunt bea because I was desperately seeking susan in all the wrong places and then there was that night with the empty sterno cans, but it’s a blur, who knows what happened, somebody needs to step forward and rescue me from my marriage…i’m innocent….help!

By Cassie

March 28, 2008 4:46 PM | Link to this

I think someone’s brain just vomited on me!

Thank you for the compliment - it is indeed I, although that picture is two years old.

I love to blog. That blog is my second. The first blog was far too private, and thus generated far too many personal insults, so I took it down.

Everyone should write; it’s the modern theater and all cathartic and sh*t.

By Analchord

March 28, 2008 5:04 PM | Link to this

Yeah, I’m sorry about all those insults on your first blog, I was drunk. lol. :}

Dont you hate emoticons? I’m actually afraid of them. There’s this one that sends me under the bed everytime I see it. It the one that shows the face of someone nursing a gas bubble, you know that one, eh? Yeah. Scary.

No, you have a classic babe look. You’re a type of female that is rare but there, you know? Very cool. I dig, I dig, I’m going to blow my cool. You wouldn’t happen to have an older sister for me? LOL ;>)

THAT WAS THE EMOTICON! I didn’t type it in, seriously. It just appeared. Now I’m frightened.

By ElBubba

March 28, 2008 5:41 PM | Link to this

Chord

You may write well but you’re a nutcase! She’s not your new girlfriend that you never had, she’s mine!

Post a video, we want to see you drooling. I went to her blog and left a polite note… that puts me at the top of the dance card.

Get a better name. What chick would want to meet a guy named analchord?

When will some more crime happen? I’m getting bored.

By Analchord

March 28, 2008 5:49 PM | Link to this

Like I said, I never get the babe. I’m not trying to pick anyone up. Just conversing, that’s all. There’s no boogie man here. Not interested in meeting anyone in the virtual world at all. We have to settle for each other’s minds now. Meeting folks is out of the question. We all have real people in our orbit that require our full attention. I get that. Do you?

Why are you always po’d at cops?

By ElBubba

March 28, 2008 7:10 PM | Link to this

Analdischord,

Not trying to pick anyone up? Don’t want to meet anyone in real life? Well, OK, good luck with that.

Why do I have a problem with cops? That’s a good question. Cops are the only people that can put me in jail and it has happened, sort of angers me, never more than a day, I’m not a real criminal.

A guy walks up with a badge, he can put you in jail. A guy walks up without a badge and it’s a totaly different story. I just hate that anyone can have that sort of control over me. I don’t hate cops, I just don’t like it…

Am I on the couch now? I feel like I’m on the couch. Are you a registerd psychiatrist? How much will this cost? Do you think if I whine long enough Lt. Steve will write a new one?

I’m trying to figure out what to whine about. Aren’t you a Yankee? Doesn’t it sort of freak you out when I say I’m fixin’ to do something? That always freaks out the Yankees, like they’ve never actually prepared to do something. I’m fixin’ to start the truck, do you want to watch and see how it’s done? When I’m fixin’ to start the truck I start with thinking about the key, usually it’s in the ignition. Why? Because I don’t live in the city, the key just sort of stays there, it’s not even on a key-ring, it’s all there by its lonesome.

Lets see what my whining produces…

El Bubba

By Analchord

March 28, 2008 8:46 PM | Link to this

I was raised in Texas. james connaly air force base, Lackland air force base, and randolph air force base, sir.

I loved texas. Waco especially. I played little league with George Bush. he beaned me with a fast ball during one game, the dirty rat. It hurt.

Waco has something great about it.
Yes, tourism is booming in waco texas.

By ElBubba

March 29, 2008 12:29 AM | Link to this

Did you ever see any UFO’s?

Jesus loves you, yes he does.

By The BlogFather

March 29, 2008 7:58 AM | Link to this

I didn’t see any UFOs, El Bubba, my fine, fine friend, but I did see a ghost. In my room. I was having trouble sleeping one night and I just lay there, a wide awake 9-year-old, listening to the occasional car pass through my neighborhood of brick ranches. I noticed that as any car approached, it’s headlights would cast a rectangular, window-conforming image on my walls, the slits of the blinds clearly visible, and then as the car turned down my street past my house, the funny image would move along the wall slowly then quicker, almost pick up on the other wall, until it disappeared altogether.

Well, this happened three or four times and each time I noticed some nuance in the light image but ho hum.

But then, this one car seemed to linger, but then passed by, yet the light image loitered in the silence, and suddenly transformed from sharp rectangular lines to a blurry undulating oval that had no blind marks and inexplicably began to depart from the wall. It hovered toward me, slowly, and made it’s way to the foot of my bed. The car had passed long ago, there was no reason for the light to still be there. I felt an intelligence, an alien purpose drawing near, interested in me. I could no longer do nothing but watch. I threw my pillow at it and screamed, “momma!, momma!”.

In seconds my whole family was at my bedroom door, the light was on, and my pillow was covering my baby brother’s face in his crib, where the ghost had emanated from.

They laughed at my excuse for waking them up. My dad wanted to know why I yelled for mom instead of dad. I didn’t answer. I guess that’s when I knew I was gay. (joke). and everyone went to bed. Strangely, no more cars passed my window that night and I was soon asleep.

I’ve looked back on that night a million times from every conceivable angle and still cannot explain what I saw and felt. The car had passed, the sound of the car faded away, I had two points of reliable senses, sight and sound to inform me that no light should have been registering on my walls. I waited long enough to ascertain that the image was indeed in motion and closing in on me. It indeed was at the foot of my bed. Those are the facts. What I didn’t tell my parents or anyone for that matter, was that the image spoke, and for the first time in my life, I’m ready to divulge the message the ghost gave me:

stay tuned for part two of, “Waco’s Ghost”.

By Fred

March 29, 2008 11:54 PM | Link to this

Just damn. I couldn’t make it through all 125 posts. Sorry.

SalannB? Are you f*******….. freaking serious? Slick Willy did Monica AND lied about it under oath. Not only that but he tried to get HER to lie about it under oath (subornation of perjury was the charge, same one they nailed Nixon on. LOL Hitlery drew up the charges for Nixon and they used that as a blue print for Willy, poetic justice. Well except Nixon resigned and Willy continued to date and rape).

Cassie: That poop thing was the funniest and best thing I have read in a while. I couldn’t have stated it better. Either you ARE a lying no good POS that cheats on the one you swore to love honor and trust or you are not. Your poop thing is funnier though.

Holier than thou Jesus dude: Go to hell and shut the f up.

El bubba: Don’t buy that melt the gun crap. The cops give them to me and I pass them out to the kids (fully loaded with an extra box of ammo) for halloween. You should see the line at my door every year. Can you believe that most of those kids need a shave?

Cindy: You go girl. You showed that love and marriage is about what YOU can give to your spouse and family, not what you can take from them. I have done too much of one and not enough of the other. Shamed by your personal example I will (starting tomorrow) try to do better. Seriously, nice post.

Dude who don’t get none because his wife has gone through ‘the change”: You swore to love and honor through better or worse til death do you part. You ain’t dead and this may be the “worse’ part. Man up and honor your word if you won’t honor your wife. Grab a playboy, jack off and STFU.

By Fred

March 30, 2008 12:19 AM | Link to this

Cassie: Just to clarify, I should have typed either ONE is blah blah……. not YOU are blah blah…….. as the way I wrote it lends itself to an erroneous interpretation that I was refering to YOU (specifically) as the POS not. you (collectively) as I intended. LOL to make a short story long, I was neither implying nor stating that you, Cassie, is a POS.

By William Hunter

March 30, 2008 8:47 AM | Link to this

Fred, you use that acronym POS a lot. I dont think it means what you think it means.

By William Hunter

March 30, 2008 6:22 PM | Link to this

Jbmlaw: R U there? Come in Jbmlaw.

By Who Cares?

March 31, 2008 8:37 AM | Link to this

Amen, Grace!

” 3 reasons why an affair should be investigated.

1- tax payers money is being used, hotels, dinner, travel�.

2-one of the party�s involved was promoted

3-a crime is being committed (hookers). It doesn�t matter if it�s his money or gov�t money.

Other than that I think we need to say out of folks bedrooms & worry more about the economy.”

I don’t care if Clinton had a affair with Monica - I DO care that he lied about it. Same thing with the “JFK-Marilyn Monroe tryst”, if there was such a thing.

Take a look at European countries - hell, the French president’s wife and mistress used to go shopping together! It didn’t matter as long as the country was being run correctly.

Look to your pastor, minister, priest for moral guidance. Forget about politicians or you are just going to be continuously let down by them!!

By Tara_Reid

March 31, 2008 4:38 PM | Link to this