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Living in La-La Land: Mary Ann & Eliot
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Mary Ann’s busted and apparently “Little” Eliot Spitzer has been calling the shots in New York.
As it happens every so often, it appears that we’re in a worldly state known as “The Moon is in Klutz.” That phrase was taken from a cartoon in a book I read and I’m reminded of it every time we humans go to La-La-Land.
First of all, Mary Ann, the one and only Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island was busted for having some pot. She was sentenced to “unsupervised probation” which, by the way, is a sweet deal if you can get it. Essentially, you check in with yourself—just whenever the hell you want to! (Hey, sorry I didn’t check in with myself all last week—uh, I forgot.)
Okay, look. There were a couple of things that stood out just a little more than the pot she was found with.
First of all, she told the cops she gave a ride to three hitchhikers (AKA maybe mass murderers) and dropped them off after they started smoking “something.” Do you believe that?
Let’s say you’re a mass murderer. You and your two mass-murderer buddies are hitchhiking—not for the ride but more like trolling for the next victim. A car pulls up and whoa—it’s Mary Ann! What do you do? Do you kill her or get into some serious trivia about Gilligan’s Island? It’s a tough call. Her story though, has holes in it. Namely this: Hitchhikers don’t leave their pot lying around. If they go, it goes! Secondly, she was in Driggs, Idaho. The name alone is enough to make you want to lick a toad.
What about Driggs?
Driggs, Idaho is the County seat for Teton County, Idaho. Nestled at an elevation of 6,200 feet between the majestic Tetons and the beautiful Big Hole Mountains, Driggs has a diverse population of approximately 1,300 people in an incorporated area of nearly 350 acres. Driggs has numerous housing opportunities along with a large range of business enterprises, and three hitchhikers. Although very majestic, there is nothing to do but stare at the Tetons and get high. Not really. It’s actually very pretty and there’s no I-285 or GA-400 in the afternoon. Oh well, good luck little buddy.
Speaking of morons, New York’s Governor, Eliot Spitzer, is apologizing for frequenting high-level hookers up in Washington. He got caught up on a wire tap the feds were doing. The part I can never understand is the wife standing there beside him, in this case admitting to being “customer number nine” for the Emperor’s Club V.I.P.
He apologized and then said he needed to repair his relationship with his family and decide what’s best for the state. First of all, who were the other eight guys ahead of a governor? Secondly, what is his wife thinking other than which lawyer to use? He has three daughters and a wife at home, all having been drug through the mud. Where does this guy start the “repair” part? If I were him, I’d seriously think of spending the next few nights somewhere else as not to end up ala Phil Hartman.
What was this clown thinking? Another of our gender bites the dust thanks to his raging libido. Big Eliot let Little Eliot drive the car if you will. If he wrangled taxpayer money around to pay for this activity, he could be looking at criminal charges. If I’m Eliot’s lawyer, I get this moved out of New York and all the high profile. How can you get a fair trial?
I say move it to Driggs. Even if guilty, all you’ll have to do is check in with yourself once in a while.
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By Cindy
March 12, 2008 10:52 AM | Link to this
That’s why they gave you a blog, man. Cuz you’re funny as heck.
Well…and you make really good points too. ;)
By Former Dawg
March 12, 2008 11:23 AM | Link to this
Maybe there is an elegant solution to these two situations. Appoint Elliot Spitzer to be Mayor of Driggs, Idaho! It solves two problems at once.
By Rick
March 12, 2008 11:23 AM | Link to this
Ginger or Maryjane?
By Rick
March 12, 2008 11:37 AM | Link to this
Betty or Veronica?
Ginger or Maryjane?
By Howland Owl
March 12, 2008 11:52 AM | Link to this
Lt. Steve,
Do you think the good people of Driggs, Idaho will appreciate you turning their little slice of Heaven into a penal colony? Mary Ann is excused from this as she already lives there and every small community is entitled to one townn drunk and one village idiot.
By Titus
March 12, 2008 12:36 PM | Link to this
I thinks its embarrassing the institutional racism of the drug war on people is allowed to persist. Its a shame our government is run by folks who think that cannabis makes black men brave enough to step on a white man’s shadow.
By walkingsoftly
March 12, 2008 1:37 PM | Link to this
If a woman of her age wants to smoke a little pot, let her.
She’s 90 or so and she looks 30-something. It’s obvously not hurting her too much.
… but the hitchhiker story only confirms that she was high when they caught her.
By What change
March 12, 2008 1:43 PM | Link to this
Hey Titus…..just keep on smoking man
By Rusty
March 12, 2008 2:07 PM | Link to this
The Howells are rolling over in their graves.
By Doobie Gillis
March 12, 2008 2:10 PM | Link to this
It was me man, I left the MaryJane in Mary Anns Mustang.
By Rick
March 12, 2008 2:10 PM | Link to this
Betty or Veronica?
Ginger or Maryjane?
By Kristen
March 12, 2008 2:11 PM | Link to this
If this little drug incident works for her like it does for the rest of the Hollywood community, her career ought to be up and running in no time.
By ispeakthedrewth
March 12, 2008 2:12 PM | Link to this
Mary Ann has added another talent to her arsenal. In addition to baking banana cream pies out of nothing, she spins a pretty good yarn. She had to have been high when she made up that ridiculous hitchhiker story. I ruptured my spleen laughing.
By hotlanta
March 12, 2008 2:17 PM | Link to this
Spitzor wife was doing the Hillary Clinton gig by standing by her man. I would love to see just for once a wife go upside a man’s head in public. First it was Valerie Bertanelli now Maryann. These 2 “innocence looking women” needs to be doing a Girl Gone Wild video. No wonder they could never get off the island,they were high.
By hotlanta
March 12, 2008 2:20 PM | Link to this
Spitzor wife was doing the Hillary Clinton gig by standing by her man. I would love to see just for once a wife go upside a man’s head in public. First it was Valerie Bertanelli now Maryann. These 2 “innocence looking women” needs to be doing a Girl Gone Wild video. No wonder they could never get off the island,they were high.
By hotlanta
March 12, 2008 2:22 PM | Link to this
Spitzor wife was doing the Hillary Clinton gig by standing by her man. I would love to see just for once a wife go upside a man’s head in public. First it was Valerie Bertanelli now Maryann. These 2 “innocence looking women” needs to be doing a Girl Gone Wild video. No wonder they could never get off the island,they were high.
By .
March 12, 2008 2:50 PM | Link to this
Tetons = breasts…heh.
And in south Louisiana the Cajuns people actually do refer to a woman’s attributes as teton…only it’s pronounced tee-TAW (kind of like a “dunkey” braying)…
By Ein Stein
March 12, 2008 3:02 PM | Link to this
There is nothing “la la” weird about either of these stories. People, normal regular people, smoke pot all the time. Vince Bugliosi (whose law and order credentials trump this local cop’s about a million times over) said that America’s mairjuana laws are absurd. (BTW, in anticipation of stupid replies, let me state categorically that I have never smoked anything, legal or illegal. Let the cop here make that claim!)
Second, men patronize prostitutes. The always have, they always do, and they always will. It’s not legal in Washington, D.C., but it is in many other places. He’s a millionaire, so, presumably, he’s not spending taxpayer money. The only person who should have an issue with it is his wife.
By Voice of Reason
March 12, 2008 3:16 PM | Link to this
Note to ALL WIVES: Men Cheat. Yes, even your husband—he will; he has and he does. I know too many “squeaky-clean” men whose wives say he’d never cheat and who say thmeselves that they’d “never cheat.” But they HAVE! It’s all a game and it doesn’t matter how holy & righteous they present: they can be teachers, prominent preachers; college presidents and investment managers, CEOs. Whatever. And I even know of one wife who busted her hubby re: one affair, but she doesn’t know about the others. Yet publicly, they look the part and maintain the performance [especially recently]. And the higher up they are financially (or with on-the-raod work schedules), they greater the funds and opportunity. Yes, girl: Your husband is a cheat. Face it. Don’t be surprised. they all cheat.
By Julie
March 12, 2008 3:18 PM | Link to this
@ Titus…What?
No, seriously, what?
By Julie
March 12, 2008 3:28 PM | Link to this
WOW, Voice of Reason. Do I detect a little bitterness in your demeanor? EVERYBODY cheats is a pretty broad assumption unless you happen to have personal knowledge of eveyone in the world. You may want to rethink that and in the mean time I am sure we can forgive you for your emotional outburst.
By Voice of Reason
March 12, 2008 3:38 PM | Link to this
You don’t have to “forgive” me. And, no bitterness or “emotional outburst” on my part. Just making an observation of fact. I hate people putting on fronts, that’s all. And today’s spcoety folks look only on the outside and think a or b, when it’s really c or d. That’s all. Just stating an observation. peace out.
By Voice of Reason
March 12, 2008 3:39 PM | Link to this
You don’t have to “forgive” me. And, no bitterness or “emotional outburst” on my part. Just making an observation of fact. I hate people putting on fronts, that’s all. And today’s society folks look only on the outside and think a or b, when it’s really c or d. That’s all. Just stating an observation. peace out.
By BiteMe
March 12, 2008 3:40 PM | Link to this
Titus……..you scare me, man.
By You Spent How Much?
March 12, 2008 3:41 PM | Link to this
I agree with Ein Stein. Probably no tax money spent here…. However, at what point does he decide to spend up to $80,000 on some “strange” and never consider what would happen if he was found out? I would pay good money to watch his wife hefty-bag all of his stuff and throw it out on the lawn of the gov’s mansion.
By You Spent How Much?
March 12, 2008 3:43 PM | Link to this
I agree with Ein Stein. Probably no tax money spent here…. However, at what point does he decide to spend up to $80,000 on some “strange” and never consider what would happen if he was found out? I would pay good money to watch his wife hefty-bag all of his stuff and throw it out on the lawn of the gov’s mansion.
By Tray
March 12, 2008 3:51 PM | Link to this
yeah, voice of reason, i hear ya…men cheat…yeah, ok. Let’s put some more prespective on this:
WOMEN CHEAT, ALL OF THEM. You think they sit at home and wait for men to come home from work? No, they’re out there screwing the milkman!! No, the mailman!! no, wait… SUPERMAN!!
Now how idiodic does that sound?
Anyways-subject at hand. The man was wrong by cheating on his wife. He’s an idiot!
Mary-Ann…well, sorry, she can smoke some pot. She’s not going to get all freaked out and kill people.
By Jen
March 12, 2008 4:01 PM | Link to this
I think it’s pretty absurd to say that all men cheat. All people probably fantisize but a lot of men (and women) realize what they have to lose and just abstain…
You know, that’s the main thing about this guy I am wondering…did he not think for a second about how this would make his wife feel?
I mean, perhaps their marriage has been in name only for a long time…I don’t know. And perhaps they’ve both been getting some “strange” left and right. That’s not my business and I don’t even care.
But, if they supposedly had a real marriage…at what point did he lose sight of that fact? He’s not dumb, obviously, even after doing something so monumentally dumb.
I mean…didn’t he think about what his daughters would think about him?
By Sarah
March 12, 2008 4:07 PM | Link to this
Voice of Reason appears to be a tad too bitter. Let’s see….I imagine she is carrying the 55 extra lbs. she gained with the kid she had in 1988 and can’t imagine why hubby is not chasing her around the bedrooom like he once did. Try washing off the smell of bacon before bedtime, sweetheart.
By Jen
March 12, 2008 4:12 PM | Link to this
Heck, Sarah, (all I can think of is someone saying Say-ra) I myself am 80-lbs overweight…but I have a good marital relationship with my normal weight husband (who loves my cooking, too).
That’s no excuse for a man to cheat! Look at Spitzer’s wife - and he still cheated. She’s perfectly attractive and normal weight.
Why men cheat is sometimes a mystery.
If I had to guess I’d say that VOR just had it done to her and is just once burnt, twice shy….and wayyyy cynical.
By Voice of Reason
March 12, 2008 4:15 PM | Link to this
To Jen: No, he wasn’t thinking about all that stuff. They don’t think about that; they only think about getting sex. They are not women. And to Sarah…wrong. Maybe I have YOUR husband chasing me [ha ha!] gotta go now; last post for this thread. I have a hot date tonight!
By The Professor
March 12, 2008 4:18 PM | Link to this
Too bad for her … because “Mary-Ann” was fresh off of a resurgent career turn of late. Spotted at recent charity events in LA and Utah must have made her cringe all over again..(she’s a paranoid schizo..and now we know why..) I’m sure a lot of famous people in sports and entertainment have this habit, and more power to them…it ain’t illegal unless you are caught, right Steve?? But, as mentioned, her career should benefit from this splash of publicity..what’s next a Gilligans reunion…on the island of Jamaica?
As far as that idiot Eliot is concerned, he prosecuted drug dealers and organized crime, including high profile prostitution rings in his prior role as State Attorney…of COURSE he had an inside at the local high-end flop house…c’mon.. are you kidding me? If the president of the United States can have a sordid affair and no one cared, why not a lowly governor….it is obvious there are double-edged swords in the politics of politicians.
And finally to voice of reason
Are you out of your mind? Just because you don’t give your man what he needs and he has to search all over Boulevard for some strange, doesn’t mean we are all like that… I guess all Chinese people are bad drivers, all Jews thrifty, all Spanish are illegals, and all Italians are mobsters??? GET A LIFE….AND DO SO FAR, FAR FAR AWAY FROM THIS REALITY!!!
YEAH MON!!!!!!!
By Cassie
March 12, 2008 5:07 PM | Link to this
You know, I myself was wondering about ole Eliot. I mean, based on yesterday’s media comments I was wondering what Kristen would “give up” that the wife wouldn’t. Now I know she “insisted on using a condom, which he didn’t like”.
Which I don’t buy.
Maybe he was into anal, with ponies and midgets. Hard to get the wife (or anyone, really) to understand that without large amounts of alcohol or drugs.
Paging MaryAnn!
By Fred
March 12, 2008 5:29 PM | Link to this
voice of reason? You are either an idiot, a liar, or both.
I don’t and WON’T cheat on my wife. Period.
It’s an honor thing so you probably wouldn’t understand.
By katmaia
March 12, 2008 5:39 PM | Link to this
So here’s a question. Do guys cheat more now than they once did? Or, is it just exposed more often (think of how everyone covered for JFK)?
Just seems to be an epidemic, but maybe it’s the media blowing it out of proportion again.
Still, I love a good ironic story and the Spitzer story doesn’t get more ironic than this.
By mamaj
March 12, 2008 6:15 PM | Link to this
Supposedly, this man has been doing the do for at least 6-7 years and would not have stopped had he not been caught. His sanctimonious attitude is what galls me, and his wife and children are going to pay the price. No, all men don’t cheat,but it looks like a good number of politicians do. Sadly, this is not the last one,but Dang would I love to see one of the wives turn the tables on them right in front of all the cameras—just take the mike and let them have it in front of God and everybody!
By Anthony
March 12, 2008 7:44 PM | Link to this
How you can even write about Mary Ann and a creepy governor who spent $80,000 on w******* is beyond me. Their actions are not even remotely comparable. Steve Rose, you sir, are a cad!
By Goddess
March 12, 2008 7:50 PM | Link to this
I don’t think anyone should be surprised that Mary Ann was getting high. After all, she thought Gilligan was attractive….
By Stone
March 12, 2008 8:06 PM | Link to this
Though I do pull a Mary Ann once in awhile, I’ve been with the same woman for 16 years and I’ve never even thought once about cheating on her. I feel sorry for VOICE OF REASON, for she’s obviousloy been screwed over again and again. She can blame all guys or she can blame herself for picking complete losers. I suggest she buy a dildo and go f**k herself.
By Jamma
March 12, 2008 8:23 PM | Link to this
Could it be that it is a high powered game the Gov. was playing? Can we say EGO? He liked taking the risk it fed his ego and obviously other hungers. He never thought of his family and he never thought he would get caught!
By bull
March 12, 2008 8:34 PM | Link to this
you are stupid, are you 12?
By Lt. Steve
March 12, 2008 9:41 PM | Link to this
So today on the Today show, of course, they have a shrink and a woman who can interpret body language. Did you see it? He held his lips in too tight and the way he looked down and he blinked too much. Now Det. Sandy is looking at me and now i don’t know how to posture myself so I sit there on the couch like a mummy. Now they’re playing on fear. Really though, doesn’t Ex-Governor Studboy-Spitzer look like a Vulcan? By the way Cindy, thanks for the nice comment! You’re a babe.
By Fred
March 12, 2008 9:45 PM | Link to this
Stone: Dude, that was just plain funny. Certain chicks go for the same type of losers time and time because they are “exciting” or whatever and then blame the men for their lack of ability to learn not to choose losers. They look for surface because they are too shallow to care for anything else. They get what they deserve and suddenly all men are pigs.
Gov. pig did not just suddenly start stepping out. It is something one will do or not do. His wife liked the high life and the power she got from his money and position so she put up with it. She wasn’t shocked he did it, she was just shocked that he was caught by them “stupid cops” who she probably regarded as her personal servants. Oh what a tangled web we weave……….
By Rick
March 13, 2008 9:22 AM | Link to this
Gilligan was a stoner. That’s obviously how MaryAnn picked up her habit way back then. Who is still alive from the Gilligan cast?
Ginger and MaryAnn is all I can think of, oh, and that one native in episode 37 who tricked Gilligan into not getting everyone rescued.
By Tom T
March 13, 2008 11:38 AM | Link to this
Two points on the Governor Spitzer situation. First of all, I do not cheat on my wife. I consider it a good day when I can find the time and energy to get busy with my WIFE, let alone Mrs. Spitzer “standing by him” the past few days, I’m confident that, in a similar situation, Mrs. T would be standing OVER me, asking anybody within earshot how to reload!!
By Cassie
March 13, 2008 1:19 PM | Link to this
The Mrs. is the only one with any class in the situation, so good for her.
The hooker looks like just that. And she’s not even that pretty.
By Stone
March 13, 2008 1:50 PM | Link to this
First, hooray for the NC cops in getting those two bit thugs off the street. Secondly, is anybody else out there disappointed in the pictures of the so called “high class call girl” the governor was banging? Looks like a “low class scank Ho” to me, the kind of bimbo you’d pick up at 3 am after too many drinks. $1,000 an hour? I’d ask for a refund and a test for VD. And lastly, we’re always hearing about how great Cuba is, there medical services are this and there education system is that. Great country right? So if its such a great country, why has half the soccer team just defected to the good old USA? When was the last time someone defected from the USA and where would they defect to?
By admirably in tune
March 13, 2008 3:29 PM | Link to this
Dont judge adulterers or homos. Most men are not capable of homosexuality. They are too repulsed at the idea. So how could it be a sin for someone else so inclined? Not fair. It should only be a sin on a level playing field.
Similarly, some men are too fat and ugly to attract any tryst whatsoever, so they are faithful to their wives. Why should a man who gets flirted at cause he’s perty be penalized in the hereafter for something another man had no shot at? T’aint fair.
So, dont judge, and stfu.
By ElBubba
March 13, 2008 3:54 PM | Link to this
I did a hooker only once, by accident. Business trip; at a club, dancing and flirting, had a few drinks. I was young and didn’t realize she was a pro until I was hooked (hence the name)and she reeled me in. I was single at the time.
El Bubba
By Stone
March 13, 2008 8:00 PM | Link to this
Hey, Admirably out of tune, your “don’t judge adulterers” BS defies logic. Any ugly husband can cheat on his wife by renting a scank Ho or trolling the bars late at night for some bar b*tch. Don’t tell me not to judge someone who exposes his wife/girlfriend to heartbreak, lies and venerial desease. Look what Spitzer has done to his wife, his daughters, his supporters. Have some class, have some character, but most importantly, have some respect for the one who cares enough about you to put up with your faults on a daily basis. They’ll be there for you when the goin’ gets tough. Lady, and I use that term loosely, if you’re as “nonjudgemental” towards your man then you deserve what you get.
By Fred
March 13, 2008 9:20 PM | Link to this
Damn Stone, you are on a roll. I’m gonna start sounding like your damn cheer leading section or something but you keep saying in principal what I was gonna say before I could say it.
Although I would have worded it differently. Like: If I screw this one over who will wash the skid marks out oif my drawers? Instead of “Have some class, have some character, but most importantly, have some respect for the one who cares enough about you to put up with your faults on a daily basis. They’ll be there for you when the goin’ gets tough.”
I mean anyone can get tough when the times are tough but how many folks will wash your skids?
By ElBubba
March 13, 2008 9:35 PM | Link to this
Fred, I like Stone too! Can I join the fan club? Other than that… It sounds like you may need the Charmin Ultra Strong 2-Ply. It’s just a friendly suggestion, you don’t want to end up on skid-row.
By black metal mikey
March 13, 2008 9:53 PM | Link to this
is a good lady she has a good heart for poeple we all made mistakes so give her second try just like everbody had trouble you are cool lady marry ann take of yourself
By black metal mikey
March 13, 2008 9:55 PM | Link to this
is a good lady she has a good heart for poeple we all made mistakes so give her second try just like everbody had trouble you are cool lady marry ann take of yourself
By black metal mikey
March 13, 2008 9:56 PM | Link to this
is a good lady she has a good heart for poeple we all made mistakes so give her second try just like everbody had trouble you are cool lady marry ann take of yourself
By ElBubba
March 13, 2008 11:03 PM | Link to this
mikey,
Crack and reefer are two different things, adjust the heater controls, put out the hitch-hikers.
ElBubba
By Fred
March 14, 2008 2:14 AM | Link to this
Woot. Ol Bubba is back to form. (the damn yankee quacker……)
By ill breded
March 14, 2008 10:38 AM | Link to this
I wonder if Spitzer was a Betty or a Veronica kind of guy? Ginger or Maryjane?
By No Joy
March 14, 2008 10:58 AM | Link to this
It just boils down to one thing. If men could keep their flies zipped when out of the house, there would be a LOT less trouble in the world.
By reader
March 14, 2008 11:29 AM | Link to this
In addition to everything else that’s truly sickening, her “music” is now being downloaded all over the internet. Media’s next celebrity of notoriety. Pathetic.
By ElBubba
March 14, 2008 12:40 PM | Link to this
I just saw tha Mary Ann is going to be on TV tonight to talk about being busted, I think on Entertainment Tonight. It sure would be nice if she’s honest.
El Bubba
By ill bred
March 14, 2008 12:40 PM | Link to this
Whose music?
By reader
March 14, 2008 12:45 PM | Link to this
@ ill bred: “Kristen”, the hooker’s.
By ElBubba
March 14, 2008 1:03 PM | Link to this
Hey Stone, People don’t defect from the US they just go live somewhere else because they like it better. They are called expatriots/expats. I like Cuba, I’ve been there. They do have excellant health care and a great education system. They also have a whole bunch of problems…
El Bubba
By Titus
March 14, 2008 2:48 PM | Link to this
Biteme, take off the klan outfit and join the human race. The drug war on people is evil. Maybe next time your grandmother will be jailed, scuzzy.
By ElBubba
March 14, 2008 4:12 PM | Link to this
Titus! The WAR ON DRUGS is evil and stupid, even the cops know that, and my doctor agrees. I did six months of chemo and I smoked mj because it helped. I could barely eat unless I smoked just a little, then I could eat just a little more… Five years ago. I had a friend who was paralized. He was a jock in high-school and could have cared less about smoking pot. After his accident he said it helped with the pain. I believed him. I never really liked it, not my drug of choice, I like budweiser. My doc says to let natural selection do its work. Legalize everything (Amsterdam), some people are going to screw up and die, and the crime just dissapears… El Bubba
By ElBubba
March 14, 2008 4:40 PM | Link to this
Needless to say, I have a rain day…
These scum-bags that killed the student in NC. One of them was running around with NINE pending trials, and was on probation? What? Maybe I read that wrong? No.
How can that happen? I can sort of understand how the guy that murdered the AU student was loose, he was on a brief crime spree, they hadn’t caught him yet. But how does some idiot with NINE pending trials be allowed to run loose?
It certainly wasn’t the cops fault, they caught him NINE times. Somebody should stab and kill all three of them in jail and save us all a lot of trouble.
EL Bubba
By ElBubba
March 14, 2008 5:51 PM | Link to this
Cindy, You had asked about blogspot. It’s an easy thing to do. Here is an example, just for people here.
http://honkeyplease.blogspot.com/2008/03/about-cops.html
El Bubba
By ken
March 14, 2008 6:33 PM | Link to this
I just want to know what on earth she could do that would make little eliot cough up $5,000. I have apparently been missing out on something.
By Fred
March 15, 2008 2:11 AM | Link to this
I’m not use but I think I liked the humourous elBubba better. Is this the same el bubba or has someone else hijacked his name like some butt wipr did with mine?
By Fred
March 15, 2008 3:16 AM | Link to this
I’m not SURE, not use. Damn I wish we could edit typos here…………
By ill bred
March 15, 2008 11:29 AM | Link to this
Obamamania 08.
By plumberdog
March 16, 2008 3:08 PM | Link to this
By Plumberdog:Hey ElBubba Like your style, they should legalize drugs and maybe even tax them…think of all that revenue!Then we could possibly get rid of some of the more ridiculous taxes.Like paying to find out how bovine fart’s affect the world,get rid of the tax on “BUDWEISER” which I am currently enjoying (on Sunday thank you!)Etc… Plus it would free up prison space for the real scum of the earth.Like the A**Hole that murdered my Wives brother for his car,A 1968 Mustang.He got 8 years in prison ATL. GA.He is now free!She wants his a* dead… dead… dead… for what he did,And I cant blame her,seeing as how one of our best friends is serving 20 years for possession with intent to distribute Marijuana,Third offence (Habitual violator). It is plain wrong when it’s less punishable to kill someone,Than getting yourself or some friends high.
By justsouthern
March 16, 2008 8:38 PM | Link to this
A note to voice of reasons comment about all men cheat; I am a man, I do not cheat. I would rather be celibate than be with a person that I can not trust explicitly. I know a few other good men also, and these fellows would never dream of cheating. However it has been my experience that women are not to be trusted, especially when it comes to your ‘best’ friend.!! LOL
By ElBubba
March 16, 2008 8:59 PM | Link to this
Plumberdog. Ain’t that sort of weird and screwed up with the drugs va. murder thing? It’s not rocket science; one thing is what it is, another is a crime against God. I’m sorry about your brother-in-law, that sucks, and for a car… Thank you for your support! El Bubba
By Sal
March 17, 2008 9:21 AM | Link to this
bubba, stop posting 2 yourself, moron. do you really think people are so stupid they cant tell when someone using the same syntactical retardrool replies to himself?
By ElBubba
March 17, 2008 3:10 PM | Link to this
Sal, Not me bro, just a fan.
By kia
March 17, 2008 3:37 PM | Link to this
Lt. Steve—how did you and Det. Sandy fair during the storms? Scary stuff Friday and Sat!
By Cindy
March 17, 2008 3:39 PM | Link to this
There’s an El Bubba fan club? cool…
By Netta
March 17, 2008 3:54 PM | Link to this
People smoke pot and they chill out. People drink alcohol and they ride southbound in the northbound lanes, killing a few people along the way; or, they cross the median and kill innocent people.
By KJill
March 17, 2008 6:57 PM | Link to this
I would have stood next to Elliott on the dais just long enough to slap him silly up side his head until MY hand started to hurt, and THEN, while still CALMLY standing there, as a true Southern lady would, I would have used my other hand to dial my wireless phone to call a lawyer …
By KJill
March 17, 2008 6:58 PM | Link to this
I would have stood next to Elliott on the dais just long enough to slap him silly up side his head until MY hand started to hurt, and THEN, while still CALMLY standing there, as a true Southern lady would, I would have used my other hand to dial my wireless phone to call a lawyer …
By ElBubba
March 17, 2008 10:29 PM | Link to this
Cindy, I have a very limited fan club base, mostly it’s hate-mail. Now let me say what I’m mad about today; high fructose corn syrup, it’s everywhere and it’s destroying society as we know it. They’ll do a study on it someday and prove that criminals are high on this stuff when they rob banks. Gracias por su attencion, El Bubba
By Filster
March 18, 2008 8:25 AM | Link to this
Titus and Voice: People like you with issues will always manage to insert your particular issues, i.e., race and men, into everything regardless of the subject. Actually, the idea of legalizing marijuana might be a foundation for economic recovery, at least in the agricultural and food service industries (pot gives you the munchines, have to grow more food to satisfy the munchies) and of course the healthcare field (stoned people have more accidents). Actuall, I was not surprised Mary Ann got caught with dope. After all, she had a thing for Gilligan long before this…
By Political Foreskin
March 18, 2008 8:31 AM | Link to this
Presidential shoe-in Obama apologized today for how lazy and uppity some black slaves in the deep south acted before they were whipped into being more productive by the landed gentry of the 19th century……