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Friday, April 27, 2007
Spring Cleaning Sale!
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
FROM THE CHOP CHICK INC. LIQUIDATION DEPARTMENT:
Does your cellar-dwelling MLB team need an arm? We’ve got one to spare! His name is Mark Redman. His hobbies are… going winless in the ATL and inflating his ERA to double-digit numbers. (He’s currently at 10.13.) He is housebroken.
OUR RETURNS & EXCHANGES POLICY: HE’S ALL YOURS
No CODs, please. We do not allow returns, refunds or exchanges. All sales and/or trades are final. Seriously. Don’t even TRY sending him back here. We mean it.
Thank you for shopping at Chop Chick Inc. Visit our ‘Has-Beens and Never-Weres’ warehouse for rock-bottom bargain basement steals and deals!
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