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Tuesday, December 13, 2005
All I want for Christmas is…
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Dear Santa — My name is Chop Chick. I live in Atlanta. I am a Braves fan. I really really really REALLY like baseball. Watching the Braves makes me really really really REALLY happy. I really really really REALLY like their red tomahawks. Hey! Their tomahawks are red like Rudolph’s nose! Gee, that’s swell.
I want a lot of things for Christmas because this year I have been a really really really REALLY good girl. Here are the things I want:
- A bike
- A dog
- An iPod
- Real estate
- A pony
- A closer
You don’t have to bring me the first five things. But the last one is really really really REALLY important. Because the Braves need a closer really really really REALLY bad. We do not have one right now and I’m really really really REALLY scared. John Smoltz used to be our closer and he was really really really REALLY good. Then we had this guy named Dan Kolb who was our closer and he was really really really REALLY bad.
So I guess all I really really really REALLY want for Christmas is a really really really REALLY good closer for the Braves.
Or a pony.
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