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Field Guide for Tech, UGA fans
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
I’m asking: What would Thanksgiving be without the annual Field Guide to Tech fans and Georgia fans to make each side fling a gravy boat in anger? Less fun, I’d submit, and not nearly as messy. Napkins at the ready, here we go:
• Tech fans believe Jonathan Dwyer will be their version of drought-breaker Theron Sapp. Georgia fans feel like saps for making hotel reservations in Miami.
• Georgia fans giggle over Tech’s conference. Tech fans giggle over Georgia’s curriculum.
• Tech fans wonder where Mark Richt gets his tan. Georgia fans wonder where Paul Johnson gets his gall.
• Georgia fans screamed when Knowshon Moreno jumped over that Chippewa. Tech fans screamed when they heard Florida had scored again. (And again … and again …)
• Tech fans will welcome Urban Meyer’s volleyball-playing daughter to their campus. Georgia fans figure she’ll fit right in.
• Georgia fans built a Web site imploring Moreno and Matthew Stafford to stay. Tech fans are hacking into it as we speak.
• Tech fans are wild about Johnson’s Perfect Option. Georgia fans believe the perfect option would be for Willie Martinez to resign.
• Georgia fans consider Tech’s calculus requirement a bunch of hooey. Tech fans contend they need advanced math to keep track of all the Bulldogs who’ve been arrested.
• Tech fans think it’s hilarious that Georgia gets flagged for so many penalties. Georgia fans think it’s criminal that Rogers Redding, the SEC’s head of officiating, is a Tech grad.
• The Georgia fan’s lowest moment of the season: “Timeout, Florida.” The Tech fan’s lowest moment of the season: Gardner-Webb.
• Tech fans know their A-backs usually go in motion. Georgia fans wonder where their team’s “A” game went.
• Georgia fans were crushed when their latest Blackout flopped. Tech fans see color-coordinated crowds as gauche — even when it’s their school doing it.
• Tech fans can be a little snooty. Georgia fans can be a little obvious.
• Georgia fans always take note of the empty seats in Bobby Dodd Stadium. Tech fans always take note of the empty bottles outside Sanford Stadium.
• Tech fans don’t mind that Johnson’s offense makes him old-school. Georgia fans worry that Richt’s sunglasses make him look too cool.
• Georgia fans don’t know what to do with all the preseason magazines they bought that proclaimed the Bulldogs No. 1. Tech fans would be glad to offer a suggestion.
• Tech fans appreciated Michael Johnson leading cheers via the Bobby Dodd message board. Georgia fans did not appreciate Alabama affixing 31 first-half points to the Sanford scoreboard.
• Georgia fans will arrive early Saturday for the dedication of Vince Dooley’s statue. Tech fan Taz Anderson is ready to erect a downtown tower honoring Dan Radakovich, the man who canned Chan Gailey.
• Item of clothing no Tech fan would ever wear: A Reggie Ball jersey. Item of clothing no Georgia fan would ever wear: Jean shorts.
• Georgia fans are mad at some AJC guy named Mark Bradley for touting the Bulldogs too highly. Tech fans pretty much stay mad at yours truly, whom they long ago renamed “Bark Madly.” (FYI, Mr. Madly still thinks the Bulldogs will win. If you’re a Georgia fan, you should be very afraid.)
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By Pitbull
November 26, 2008 1:38 PM | Link to this
But both Georgia and Tech fans have one thing in common. They all think the AJC sportswriters stink.
By RAMBLE ON!!!
November 26, 2008 1:57 PM | Link to this
haha, good one pitbull
By matt r
November 26, 2008 2:00 PM | Link to this
Thanks Mark, this column is an excellent tradition.
By reebok
November 26, 2008 2:29 PM | Link to this
Funny column, Mark. Thanks. GO JACKETS!
By GT student
November 26, 2008 2:30 PM | Link to this
haha…to bad most dawgs fans cant laugh at themselves, and will complain and call you biased. They start crying as soon as someone even suggest UGA isnt number one in the nation…Georgia Tech fans for the most part can laugh at themselves because we know there is more to life than football. Good article mark
By old gold engineer
November 26, 2008 2:33 PM | Link to this
Great stuff. Enjoyed it.
By wes
November 26, 2008 2:37 PM | Link to this
Re: “Georgia fans can be a bit obvious” - MB
I’m as big a Tech fan as there is but I only have one piece of Tech gear on my car.
Even the most casual UGA observer has AT LEAST 3 stickers/plates on their vehicle(s)….err, I should say truck(s).
Georgia fans, we GET it. You like Georgia. BIG WOW.
By wes
November 26, 2008 2:40 PM | Link to this
Mark, one more you should have added:
Tech fans homes are decorated with diplomas. Georgia fans homes are decorated with numerous porcelain bulldogs.
By Herschel Talker
November 26, 2008 2:43 PM | Link to this
Here’s one: wes at 2:40PM likes men.
By Huh?
November 26, 2008 2:55 PM | Link to this
LOL. What kind of pompous clown decorates his home with diplomas? Tech fans are like Michael Scott on The Office. What a bunch of dorks.
By Big Fat know it all
November 26, 2008 2:57 PM | Link to this
Mark,
I always like it when you do this article. Good job again, but I’ve liked some your previous ones better.
Pitbull,
He mentioned that in of the “field guides” a few years back.
By Class of '98
November 26, 2008 2:57 PM | Link to this
Coming next year to Boddy Dodd-stadium… about 5 or 6 games which will be “aluminum-bleacher outs”.
8 in ‘08
By Mark Bradley
November 26, 2008 3:01 PM | Link to this
Know what? I probably liked some of the earlier ones better, too. But I’m another year older, not to mention deeper in debt.
By Sid
November 26, 2008 3:04 PM | Link to this
I wonder who Taz Anderson plans to kick in the head Saturday!Anybody remember that incident?
By Model "A'
November 26, 2008 3:12 PM | Link to this
I think Miami’s defense is better than Georgia’s,thus the Dawgs have their hands full this time.Tech should win this game if they don’t have many turnovers.
By 3 Rivers jacket
November 26, 2008 3:24 PM | Link to this
Mark- you are really prety good most of the time. i detect that you and the other writers at the AJC and really on the Paul Johnson bandwagon and we welcome you. However as Tech fan i have to really be careful. This is just looking too good. Even the most negative of the Tech fans seems to be getting excited. The future is bright for the Jackets. Get yourself totally on the bandwagon before it pulls out of town.
By RAMBLE ON!!!
November 26, 2008 3:26 PM | Link to this
http://cfn.scout.com/2/776257.html
from the objective experts.
By Tech75
November 26, 2008 3:32 PM | Link to this
I like this one, regarding what passes as intelligent discourse between fans:
Tech fans: “Watch the safety start to cheat up - then we hit the deep post”.
UGA fans: “Gimme dat bottle…. bark bark bark”
By Bob
November 26, 2008 3:52 PM | Link to this
The AJC’s desperation for this to become a rivalry again is palpable. They need it just as much as Tech does.
By GW
November 26, 2008 3:53 PM | Link to this
Time for a vacation Mark. A long one.
By Huh?
November 26, 2008 4:00 PM | Link to this
Honey look, I bought me here another Uga statue!
Ain’t she pretty!
By Finchdawg
November 26, 2008 4:09 PM | Link to this
Bradley! This post was a lot more pro-bug than usual. How about balancing the zingers out a bit more?
By KJ
November 26, 2008 4:39 PM | Link to this
Georgia Tech fans for the most part can laugh at themselves because we know there is more to life than football.
You should really read the trolling on the UGA blogs, before making such an assertion.
Georgia fans think it’s criminal that Rogers Redding, the SEC’s head of officiating, is a Tech grad.
Well that certainly explains a lot.
By Matt in STL
November 26, 2008 5:16 PM | Link to this
Great job, Mark!
By TDone
November 26, 2008 5:25 PM | Link to this
Tech fans support their athletics.
UGA fans are athletic supporters.
Tech fans want a football team the Institute can be proud of.
UGA fans want a university the football team can be proud of.
Tech fans are all about quality.
UGA fans are all about quantity.
Tech wins.
UGA loses.
By mecca
November 26, 2008 5:30 PM | Link to this
hey wes
It should read Techs fans homes decorated with diplomas, Georgias fans homes decorated with wanted posters
By OLD GOLD
November 26, 2008 5:32 PM | Link to this
Let’s just play the game.
By KJ
November 26, 2008 5:42 PM | Link to this
UGA fans are all about quantity.
Yes, quantity of wins. I guess “quality” is defined by how many trips to the blue field you can make in a decade.
By eagleman
November 26, 2008 5:52 PM | Link to this
Tech fans - come and talk when you actually beat UGA. Until that happens, you’re nothing but a whipping boy! Our losses were to two of the top teams in the nation with one loss between them. Your three losses were to teams with 14 combined losses in a conference that wishes it could hang with the SEC. We’ll give you a pat on the back for beating Mississippi State, but you followed that up by almost losing to Gardner-Webb a few weeks later. A Gardner-Webb team that is 5-6 in I-AA.
By mtraininjax
November 26, 2008 5:55 PM | Link to this
Bark Bradley? More like Homer Bradley, I don’t think Homer has ever picked Tech over Ugag. I’d be happy to send him some Crow next week.
By Less Concerned Jacket
November 26, 2008 6:01 PM | Link to this
How do you measure intelligence? IQ score, SAT’s, GPA’s, etc. Let me say that I am a Tech Man. I work for IR as a Procurement Specialists, aka - Buyer. I work with engineers, CEO’s, tech specialists, operators, etc. What I’ve found is engineers are generally more technically sound, but the Managers are making more money and they aren’t engineers.
To hell with the academics and the academic jokes. Tech is reeling, and UGA knows it. Seven straight and a 20+ advantage is all that needs to be said. It’s time for the Tech people to shut up and show up. There is no reason why Tech should continue losing to UGA. Calculus has nothing to do with Football.
Rednecks, Nerds, Idiots, Trailer Trash, Elitist, etc. UGA is winning on the field, and that is all that matters. Wake up Tech and support the team like Dawg Nation, and you’ll be surprised at the outcome.
By Less Concerned Jacket
November 26, 2008 6:03 PM | Link to this
How do you measure intelligence? IQ score, SAT’s, GPA’s, etc. Let me say that I am a Tech Man. I work as a Procurement Specialists, aka - Buyer. I work with engineers, CEO’s, tech specialists, operators, etc. What I’ve found is engineers are generally more technically sound, but the Managers are making more money and they aren’t engineers.
To hell with the academics and the academic jokes. Tech is reeling, and UGA knows it. Seven straight and a 20+ advantage is all that needs to be said. It’s time for the Tech people to shut up and show up. There is no reason why Tech should continue losing to UGA. Calculus has nothing to do with Football.
Rednecks, Nerds, Idiots, Trailer Trash, Elitist, etc. UGA is winning on the field, and that is all that matters. Wake up Tech and support the team like Dawg Nation, and you’ll be surprised at the outcome.
By TDone
November 26, 2008 6:04 PM | Link to this
To Mr. Eagleman,
But you are part of the Bulldung Nation, the University of Football Georgia. Football College Athens.
You folks were not supposed to lose to Alabama or Florida, and you got drove.
Was that supposed to happen?
By darthdad
November 26, 2008 6:05 PM | Link to this
Contrary to the AJC’s article, the REAL key matchup is UGA’s WR’s (and Stafford) vs. Tech’s weak DB’s!
By Turbot
November 26, 2008 6:13 PM | Link to this
Tech would have to run to beat the Bulldogs. It’s about quick opener inside, off tackle, and then, when it’s second and short, the bomb. Georgia is a sitting duck for that game plan. They are very much like a bulldog, sorry.
But dont worry. Tech’s coach is only a political master, not a football boy.
YOu can only win football games if you grew up in the mud, played smear the queer fifteen thousand times…played burn out, (close quarters pass assaults), eighty seven thousand times, and played three man pretend football, where you pretend there’s a defense, and you invent all these hike-the-ball-to-the-Q and then pass the ball back and forth fooling everyone as the third guy goes long for the bomb….or played ten thousand hours of three-on-three football, where there IS a defense, and you have a passing attack that the defense KNOWS is coming, and then you have to count down from one thousand four one thousand three one thousand two one thousand one THROW!
Football is not football, not really, it’s being a kid, and loving life, and knowing that the feeling you have is so good, that you can do anything.
Georgia by seventeen, but only because the coach of tech is a pretender. (but he can get donations)(
By urinatesondawgs
November 26, 2008 6:14 PM | Link to this
Gardner-Webb….Your best shot is about a game that Tech ALMOST lost??? I’ll tell you what…this time next year We’ll let you use this one…”Man..yall suck..you ALMOST let the most over rated dawg team beat you on their own field the year they were pick to win the NC…..YOu nerds who don’t have any pretty girls at their school..ha ha ..yeah.”
By beebandwagon
November 26, 2008 6:30 PM | Link to this
I will give you that one. You did pull that Gardner Webb game out. that was a signature win.
Coastal Carolina and Charleston Southern and a few others also pulled it out against Gardner Webb. They one by a few more points and didn’t have to block a tying field goal in the waning seconds.
But, you’re right I guess, a win’s a win.
By beebandwagon
November 26, 2008 6:30 PM | Link to this
I will give you that one. You did pull that Gardner Webb game out. that was a signature win.
Coastal Carolina and Charleston Southern and a few others also pulled it out against Gardner Webb. They one by a few more points and didn’t have to block a tying field goal in the waning seconds.
But, you’re right I guess, a win’s a win.
By GT student
November 26, 2008 6:42 PM | Link to this
how do you think georgia would fare against Georgia Southern with a 4th string 250 pound QB that runs a 4.8 if they ran the option. It would have been 24-21….people Garner Webb is not a way to measure our talent, because with Josh Nesbitt(healthy) we have rushed for hundreds upon hundreds of yards. With out him, or Jaybo we wouldnt be successfull at all….so please drop Garner Webb…that wasnt the same GT team with Booker in. We ran over teams we werent supposed to beat(miami and FSU) and we lost to teams we were supposed to beat(UVA, VT) but this is now and the past does not matter. This is an 8-3 teams and 9-2 going heads up and both teams could win this game…its truly even.
By gregodawg
November 26, 2008 6:48 PM | Link to this
No bumper stickers, lics plates, or flags… love the dawgs bit the integrity of ones full size pickup, should not be compramised. spellcheck-Ha-
The F-150 is a gift from the Lord.
By beebandwagon
November 26, 2008 6:55 PM | Link to this
Coastal Carolina won against Gardner Webb without Josh Nesbitt or Jaybo. They even scored 23 points.
By Tom Davis
November 26, 2008 7:08 PM | Link to this
I’ll add one. Tech fans are self absorbed blow hards.
By T
November 26, 2008 7:09 PM | Link to this
Good work… thanks Mark
By Mark Bradley
November 26, 2008 7:11 PM | Link to this
Actually, I picked Tech to beat Georgia in 2006. And was wrong that time, too.
By Mark Bradley
November 26, 2008 7:15 PM | Link to this
Don’t know how much “work” was involved in this one, T, but thanks nonetheless.
By next year...uGA theme
November 26, 2008 7:25 PM | Link to this
Late Sat, we shall come rejoicing!
greg o dog….I had to pay for my F150!
By eight
November 26, 2008 7:32 PM | Link to this
Bradley picking the Dawgs makes me feel so much better about Techs chances! Now having said that I really believe Bradley is one of the better sports writers around the South…really..I’m not kidding!!
By GT JOE
November 26, 2008 7:36 PM | Link to this
wow i just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading that
By Lost Reader
November 26, 2008 7:51 PM | Link to this
Mark – you appear to revel in the animosity you elicit from the AJC readership by insulting fans of two storied football programs. Sadly, your style is pervasive among most newspaper writers today. How’s that working out for circulation?
By KJ
November 26, 2008 7:54 PM | Link to this
I don’t think Homer has ever picked Tech over Ugag
Well, that would make him correct over the last 7 years, so… what was your point again?
By greg
November 26, 2008 8:19 PM | Link to this
Mark, 20 bullets, 15 + anti-UGA. Nice work brother.
c-ya in Athens
By greg
November 26, 2008 8:20 PM | Link to this
Mark, 20 bullets, 15 + anti-UGA. Nice work brother.
c-ya in Athens
By m
November 26, 2008 8:21 PM | Link to this
At Tech you have culture….at ugag you have agriculture. Pretty much sums it up.
By Zeb
November 26, 2008 8:24 PM | Link to this
Guys, as a semi-intelligent dawg, I for one, congratulate Tech on a great season. You performed much better than expected, and sad to say, we just have looked horrible. Most of us are just befuddled about our season. I know a win is a win, and both of us have looked bad winning at times, but hey, we’ll take it. I’m not really one of the obnoxious dawgs, although I will challenge some of your comments. You guys look really good this year. We know it’s comin………..just don’t know when. This should be one helluva game………..could be a blowout either way…………could be a one point game also. We should still be proud of both of our teams. Ya know, we both have fans who didn’t attend either school………..fans who are not millionaires or homeless………..fans who are not nerds or trailor trash. Geez….some of the crap that is spewed on these blogs is just ridiculous. I’m not saying to pull a Rodney King and “let’s just all get along”, but dam, the childish insults on here just make some bloggers sound like a bunch of idiots. Make your point….make it about football……….and leave these stupid comments about someone’s lifestyle(who, by the way, neither know ANYTHING about)out of the conversation.
Any professional people on here have Tech and GA friends and you know good and well you wouldn’t say some of the crap on here to their face.
I dog my Tech friends all the time, and they give it right back………..but it get’s just down right stupid on here.
Now, with that said, I still hope to make it number 8, but I’m not going to have a horrible weekend if it’s not.
May the best team win. GO DAWGS!!
By willy outsmarted-
November 26, 2008 8:35 PM | Link to this
DEFENSE WINS GAMES ON THE FIELD,- Who has the best defense? GT by far.
By AB
November 26, 2008 8:36 PM | Link to this
The jerkets will be going underground again, just like the last 7 years after Sat. Bulldawgs are gonna stomp those insects once again and we will not hear or see you bugs for another 365 days. To Hell with Tech!!!!!!!!! GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By ColMosby'sBatman
November 26, 2008 8:36 PM | Link to this
Zeb, I hope you know that as a semi-intelligent dawg you qualify for Ripley’s believe it or not.
By TomJoad
November 26, 2008 8:42 PM | Link to this
m, was that really you? No thank God and Greyhound???
By DawgFAN
November 26, 2008 8:50 PM | Link to this
Georgia fans are happy with the score after a Tech game. Tech fans wonder what happened.
By Insectinside
November 26, 2008 8:55 PM | Link to this
Mark, you’d have been right in 2006 but for the “fumble return.”
By Bill
November 26, 2008 8:58 PM | Link to this
Funny stuff Mark.However if you think UGA fans don’t wear jean shorts,you’ve been spending too much time in your office.
By wreckmaniac
November 26, 2008 9:03 PM | Link to this
This is real simple. Any team that squeaks by both KY and Auburn can be had on any Saturday by most teams.
By wreckmaniac
November 26, 2008 9:11 PM | Link to this
Dawg fans are happy with any score after any game. Three days later when they’re sober and back from Jax they realize what happened.
By BamaJacket
November 26, 2008 9:23 PM | Link to this
Georgia fans think it’s criminal that Rogers Redding, the SEC’s head of officiating, is a Tech grad.
I will accept that as coming from a very knowledgeable group. Georgia fans have read about and studied criminals on their football team all year. They should surely know one when they see one.
By Crosby
November 26, 2008 9:37 PM | Link to this
I look forward to this every season. I have a copy of the first one you did Mark. I’m a huge Tech fan and think all the Tech folks that get all over the AJC for “negative” writing are cry babies. It’s not a journalist job to be our cheerleader and say only positive things. I want my journalist to give me a voice and express different points of view. If Tech people think the AJC writers are negative they should go to another major city and see what is written.
By ColMosby'sBatman
November 26, 2008 9:40 PM | Link to this
Crosby, You are so right about how unbiased the AJC is. Their “Know your Yellow Jackets” coverage of the Tech players was a real treat!
By Mark Bradley
November 26, 2008 9:43 PM | Link to this
Thanks, Crosby. And if you’ve been following this feature all along, you know that most of a given year’s “jokes” — if we can call them that — tend to be at the gentle expense of the team whose fans are the most miffed at that particular moment.
By Zeb
November 26, 2008 10:22 PM | Link to this
Ya know Mr colemosbys bat f’ck……..you’re the idiot that I’m talkin about. I just gave your team props and you’re so stupid that you just can’t wrap your head around a compliment. Can some of you Tech folks please let this a*******hole know that I was tryin to prop the Tech team up??? You know what….he’s probably about 12 and has no clue………..but he could be in his 20’s and still have no clue……..let me know bat boy………moron
By ColMosby'sBatman
November 26, 2008 10:56 PM | Link to this
For God’s sake Zeb I was joking with you. I thought (wrongly) that you had a sense of humor. Believe me I wish I was 12.
By Zeb
November 26, 2008 10:57 PM | Link to this
Now that was just mean. I’m stooping to lower levels…………I apologize to all the good and decent Tech GRADS out there. I would hope that mr. colemosby can understand a play on words…..or maybe he’s a f’ng Rhodes Scholar.
And yes, I’ve been on Ripley’s……won the Biggest Smart A* award…..
Do you see how having a light hearted attitude about things can let u just f’ck with people???? Lighten up man………..it’s all fun.
By Techster
November 26, 2008 11:08 PM | Link to this
Great job, Mark!! This will be the last time GT and UGA laugh before Saturday. One will begin laughing again Saturday afternoon. I won’t predict a win or a loss because you never know in this rivalry.
By 7NAROW
November 26, 2008 11:19 PM | Link to this
Here’s a good one. UGA grads date and marry hot women. GT’s football team plays like a bunch of women.
By Zeb
November 26, 2008 11:25 PM | Link to this
OK Col-Bat……if I took u the wrong way then I apologize. I have a great sense of humor(some would say a little sadistic) and all I’m tryin to say is it would be great if we could all go back and forth on an easier plane. Did my post make sense to you?? I mean….I actually gave Tech props………..is there something else I need to do to get some of your tech people to talk sensibly to a lot of us dawgs?????? Ya know…..all of us don’t live in trailers, wear camo all day and have 3 hound dogs under the porch.
By 7NAROW
November 26, 2008 11:32 PM | Link to this
Or this one: UGA’s qb throws bombs to green and momass. GT students make bombs in their dorms. These are too easy…
By Ted Davis
November 26, 2008 11:33 PM | Link to this
Hey, it was me who kicked that Auburn player in the head, not Taz Anderson.
By ColMosby'sBatman
November 26, 2008 11:44 PM | Link to this
Zeb, Yes I did understand you were giving tech props and I didn’t think my response was all that bad given the usual vile crap that goes back and forth but evidently was to you so sorry about that. So I’m right there with you on the sadistic humor (so I’ve been told). Anyway, I hate to tell you this but my UGA Grad wife lives in a trailer, wears camo and has hounds. My ex-UGA wife is a hound!
By MisterT
November 26, 2008 11:57 PM | Link to this
Hey darthdad, Before you go disrespecting the Tech DB’s you might want to check your stats. Morgan Burnet is tied for 2nd in interceptions with 6 (lead is 7). He is a true sophmore. Tech’s Passing D is ranked #21 in the country…#19 in total D. Interesting, the uga Passing O is #19 as well.
On the contrary Tech is #4 in Rushing Offense(the highest among BCS schools) and the Georgia D is #15 (13th among BCS schools). Tech O Avg 270 yds/gm rush uga D avg 110 yds/gm
Say what you want about the ACC, the SEC has not proven to be as strong as billed. The SEC has two great teams, one good team, seveal mediocre and several celler dwellers.
The ACC has literally beat each other to a pulp…betting in the ACC this year would be grounds for insanity.
Even lowly Duke beat a perceived rising star in Nashville (pardon the pun).
I think this shapes up to be a very even game. uga doubtless has better athletes, but that will even out over the next few years.
Tech has the coaching advantage. Perhaps they don’t win this year. I would go ahead and give 3 points and take the Jackets next year.
Prediction: If Tech has zero turnovers Saturday, Tech wins outright this year.
By jacketnation
November 27, 2008 12:18 AM | Link to this
Things Tech Fans love to HATE. UGA Things UGA fans hate when it happens; running out of beer late in the third quarter. Tech fans are thankful for God, their church and their families. UGA fans are thankful they had a family member to go their bale after the DUI. Tech fans know a lot of successful people. UGA fans write letters to relatives in prison. Tech fans saluted the three space shuttle astronaunts live via satelite. UGA fans turned the channel to watch the Wrestling Network.
By You got to be kidding me
November 27, 2008 12:28 AM | Link to this
Wes, my home is decorated with my wife’s diploma from UGA and her Masters from Memphis University. My diplomas from UGA and UT School of Medicine are hanging in my medical practice. You are correct about the substantial Bulldawg items around our home…call it pride! We would love to showcase our children’s UGA diplomas but they moved out when they left for college and started their own homes after graduation. I know that is a difficult scenario for Tech people to grasp but it actually happens in the real world! Move out of you parent’s basement and get on with your life man!
By Shadow750
November 27, 2008 12:48 AM | Link to this
Thanks Mark. Your columns have consistently been some of the worst garbage I’ve ever read. You have always been a tumbleweed…whichever way the wind blows is the way you write. UGA wins - you proclaim them the best in the country. UGA loses - you ridicule them like you knew they were imposters all along. Same story for the Braves, Tech, and the Hawks. It is unbelievable you have lasted so long. Says a lot about the paper you write for.
By DBCOOPER
November 27, 2008 3:18 AM | Link to this
Boy! Can’t wait for that ACC championship match-up. Exciting stuff, I think they may even get 40,000 fans there.
Isn’t Reggie Ball’s jersey retired in one of the bars in Athens?
Do Tech fans hate Georgia more than they like their own team?
How can someone talk smack when their a*’s have been owned for the past 7 years?
Why if Georgia is 9-2 their season sucks BUT, a 7 win Tech team is fantastic.
By DBCOOPER
November 27, 2008 3:18 AM | Link to this
Boy! Can’t wait for that ACC championship match-up. Exciting stuff, I think they may even get 40,000 fans there.
Isn’t Reggie Ball’s jersey retired in one of the bars in Athens?
Do Tech fans hate Georgia more than they like their own team?
How can someone talk smack when their a*’s have been owned for the past 7 years?
Why if Georgia is 9-2 their season sucks BUT, a 7 win Tech team is fantastic?.
By GT4Ever
November 27, 2008 5:59 AM | Link to this
Man, some of you guys take this too seriously. Mark’s just having a little fun, although some of what he said is true. Both teams are good and I expect a great game. For the first time in years GT football has brought excitement back and it will continue. CPJ is a great coach and will conitune to bring talented players into the program. The rivalry is back. You’re in denial if you don’t see that. Can’t wait until Saturday. At the end, we’ll see who has the better team. GO JACKETS!!!!!!! Ramble on.
By okoou
November 27, 2008 6:35 AM | Link to this
Paul Johnson separates family matters from the business of winning football games. Coach Mark Richt’s wife pours water into cups and serves as “waterboy” for UGA as though they were playing in an 8 year old’s soccer league and not the SEC.
By Agreeable
November 27, 2008 6:48 AM | Link to this
DB,
I agree with you… if Georgia is 9-2 their season sucks!”… GEORGIA SUCKS!
By LT5000
November 27, 2008 7:04 AM | Link to this
Oh yeah, GT? Mark never played smear the queer more than one or two times in his whole life I can just tell. He shouldn’t be allowed to write about football. He should stick to Hooter’s Badmitton with the little birdies, (tweet tweet)
bwa haw
By m
November 27, 2008 8:10 AM | Link to this
It’s Thanksgiving. Thank God and Greyhound that Chan Gailey is GONE FOREVER…Halllleeedamloooyah….you dawgies are really gonna miss him.
By John
November 27, 2008 8:12 AM | Link to this
Mark…for once this was funny.
By jacketnation
November 27, 2008 8:52 AM | Link to this
I am Thankful to my God, for my family and friends, and for my YELLOW JACKETS. I am Thankful that I have a sense of humor and like Mark Bradley. Dawg fans want to start a fight if anyone says anything; even in jest about their football team. Bunch of trailer park thugs. Most Tech fans have a college education. Most dawg fans have only been on a college campus during a football game. A Tech graduate might go to work for Nasa or elsewhere requiring a “Higher Education”. A UGA grad hopes he can find a job to pay off all those under-age drinking fines.
I love to HATE UGAG
By adawgfan
November 27, 2008 9:17 AM | Link to this
I’ve already done what most Tech fans would suggest for my #1 Bulldogs magazines. As for Saturday, it would seem by this blog that the loudest most obnoxious bunch is from North Ave. I’ve only got one thing to say about it… Put up or shut up! Go Dawgs! eight straight in 2008!
By None Too Soon.
November 27, 2008 9:19 AM | Link to this
Today is the day we all give thanx for stovetop stuffing.
Happy SS day.
By SEC4EVER-FLA
November 27, 2008 9:29 AM | Link to this
ZEB, I could not have said it better myself. KUDOS
By GADawg
November 27, 2008 9:32 AM | Link to this
Jacketnation, You claim your thankfulness for God yet laud insults and personal attacks. Is this a true christian way? I know this post is suppose to be in jest, but be careful with your post. And, GO DAWGS!!
By Dan
November 27, 2008 9:33 AM | Link to this
Last game in Athens, I, as a UGA alum helped several VERY sick Tech students to the Athens Police four-wheelers even before the game for dangerous intoxication. It seems that the new Pres. Michael Adams’ tailgating rules encouraging families to attend -undisturbed by heavy drining-had not gotten to the few Tech fans attending. They were very visible! Things have changed drastically at UGA; however, you have to be informed accordingly. Please wait till you return to Cabbagetown before you get plastered after the defeat Sat Techies, ok? Your lack of tailgating experience is showing, no matter how much Calculus you pretend you had….
By hotrod
November 27, 2008 9:41 AM | Link to this
RAMBLE ON IS A HOMO, GA FANS ARE NOT
By Nut-Bag Georgia Fan
November 27, 2008 9:44 AM | Link to this
“Tech Fans can be a little snooty” is being very kind Mark. Most Tech Bloggers are down-right arrogant and bitter and would be well-served by a dose of Furman Bisher’s Thanksgiving before slinging so many personal insults. Dogs will win.
By ctownvol
November 27, 2008 9:47 AM | Link to this
Yes. It’s true. A real Tech fan’s primary job is to hate ALL things red and black. To h*ll with Georgia!
By Karl Tech Grad
November 27, 2008 10:16 AM | Link to this
Mark, I love this annual T-day tradition…keep it up!
By Insectinside
November 27, 2008 10:18 AM | Link to this
GADawg: What blog have you been reading? Tech people endure more trash from your side just by sheer volume. Don’t be so pious.
By Virgin Islands Dawg
November 27, 2008 10:19 AM | Link to this
Here’s one: GT fans know what color to wear for a “whiteout”, UGA fans think that sounds like its gonna be an awesome “party”.
By DAWGHATER
November 27, 2008 10:25 AM | Link to this
UGA fans say “This is our year to win it all”. Tech fans know it’s never true! UGA fans think Knowshow Moreno is a candidate for the Heisman. Tech fans know he isn’t even on the list. UGA fans think that Moreno jumping over the Chippewa player, yes, my friends, the Chippewa player was spectacular. Tech fans can’t wait to see him try to jump over Michael Johnson. LOL. UGA fans wake up in the morning and put in their teeth. Tech fans already have them. UGA fans call the UF game a rivalry. Tech fans remember a 49-10 azz whoopin. UGA fans think they will win n 11/29/08. Tech fans know that GT will prevail. “To Hell With Georgia” Go Jackets!
By UGASlobberknocker
November 27, 2008 10:29 AM | Link to this
Mark, This column and the Final 4 fiasco are your signatures. This yr though I thought the column came up a little short so I came up with some as well. I encourage others to do the same.
1-Tech fans know their new coach is good. Georgia fans know if thats the case, he will soon be gone.
2-Georgia fans wonder about their bowl date. Tech fans wonder if they’ll ever get a date.
3-Tech fans are proud of their astronauts. Georgia fans think deep space is a very good place for Tech grads.
4-Georgia fans fill their stadium weekly. Tech fans attend their games weakly.
5-Tech fans laugh at Georgia’s “Blackout”. Georgia fans wonder when Tech’s colors changed from gold to p** yellow.
I could go on but time to head for the turkey.
By Insectinside
November 27, 2008 10:35 AM | Link to this
You go to be kidding me: You should rightly be proud of your and your family’s accomplishments. You need to understand, however, that when it comes to football fans, you are in the overwhelming minority, doctor.
By jacketnation
November 27, 2008 10:39 AM | Link to this
Yes, I am a Christian; however in the spirit of sportmanship and competition, it is OK to HATE UGAG. Not that we actually hate an individual. I love Mark Richt. He is such a fine man. He does not deserve to be bashed by obnoxious idiots if UGA loses a game now and then. Look at his record since he has been on board. WOW! Nobody that ever coached won every game. Not even John Heisman. Enjoy your Thanksgiving, because we are coming to to city of 52 bars within walking distance of the campus to ruin your weekend! And yes, it is true that ALL Tech students must pass two terms of Calculus. Oh, that means hi-tech math; not rough spots on your hands. Those are Calluses; caused by that mop handle you use all day on the job. A UGA education leads to a job; cleaning Denny’s Restaurants and keeping them floors shiny! “I got my learnin’ at UGA while I wuz a playin’ football”. UGA- proud sponsors of Trailer Life magazine.
By Insectinside
November 27, 2008 10:40 AM | Link to this
UGASlobberknocker: I’ll go to my grave being a Tech fan, but even I had to chuckle at those.
By jacketnation
November 27, 2008 10:48 AM | Link to this
“We all knowed ya’ll don’t like us Dawg fans, but that’s all right I’ll sit right yere and drank my Pabst Blue Ribbon all the way till time for the dang game on Saturday”.
TRUE STORY: A new student package at UGA includes adds for bailbondsman. Maybe ya’ll should but one on campus; full time.
By Elvis
November 27, 2008 11:07 AM | Link to this
Hey jacketnation…
You got REAL personal. Every atheist I know is a techster. They feel like they are too smart to believe in anythng other than themselves (a common teckie problem).
UGA fans are poor and live in trailer parks and teckies are rich and live in million dollar homes. However…
For a $10,000 donation you MAY get the honor of purchasing season tickets at UGA.
For $500 minimum you get the honor of keeping your seat at UGA.
For $30 you get 2 tickets, 2 Cokes and 2 hotdogs at tech.
Yep, you techies are so loaded that you are being taken advantage of.
UGA fans will always remind you of Walker, “the fumble” in 99, stadium size and 1980.
techies will “ramble” on and on and on about their small alumni base, florida, calculus, trailer parks, small alumni base, calculus, UGA arrests, small alumni base, calculus, florida, 1990, Reggie Ball, Chan, small alumni base and calculus.
Oh yes, techies will call UGA beer swilling rednecks…However, isn’t it the tech band that plays the Budweiser song??
Go Oregon State.
Go Dawgs
By Pi$$onaDawg
November 27, 2008 11:44 AM | Link to this
GT girls on the AVG. may not be the HOTT CHIX UGA has. We have many beautiful women at GT. The thing that makes UGA Girls HOTT is the make-up covering the RUG BURNS on their BACKS, BUTTS, ELBOWS, KNEES, and FOREHEADS. The FAKE BLONDE HAIR, and “I am so Drunk” is just ICING on the PUDDING, but with the frequent flier card to the FREE CLINIC is just GOLDEN.
By jacketnation
November 27, 2008 12:19 PM | Link to this
This Techie and all my Tech friends love and believe in God But our God is not football. I would rather donate 10,000 (if I could) to a worthy cause such as spreading the gospel in impoverished nations than using it to bribe my way into season tickets.
Go Jackets!!! We will shut your mouths this weekend; just like Bama and the Gators did. We scored 38 points on the one team that beat Florida.
By Elvis
November 27, 2008 12:31 PM | Link to this
jacketnation…
Listen little lady…
FIRST-Ole Miss beat fla and tech did not play Ole Miss this year.
SECOND-surely you can spare a measely $10K, you are a techie, you MUST be rich.
THIRD-oh, never mind…why cast pearls before swine?
$$$$onadog…
Poor little thing, You need help.
By Cali Dawg
November 27, 2008 1:18 PM | Link to this
Just how many Tech football players are Engineering Majors? A couple? It always makes me laugh when academics are brought up. Foreign students come in, get a Tech degree and go back to their home Country. GT counts that as academically superior!? The local Tech grads somehow end up being my favorite bartenders for years as they wait on their job to “be your boss one day”. LOL
By dawg
November 27, 2008 1:30 PM | Link to this
did you know.. its now harder to get into uga than tech? fancy that
By DAWGHATER
November 27, 2008 1:44 PM | Link to this
Hey dawg: I am sorry to say, but I think it’s a little harder to get into Gt than UGA! I am a Tech grad and UGA is a sorry college. You might want to check your facts again. You must be talking about the football and basketball players, as we all know how tough those exams can be. Ring any bells dumb chit? JACKETS ROLL! “TO HELL WITH GEORGIA”
By DAWGHATER
November 27, 2008 1:47 PM | Link to this
Hey Elvis: I thought you were dead? LMFAO! Nope, I’m wrong you are a red neckkkkkkerson! GO JACKETS! “TO HELL WITH GEORGIA”
By Cookies?
November 27, 2008 1:47 PM | Link to this
Is there a sorrier team than the Detroit Lions? P. U. Watch the front line at the open of every play. Who’s the coach? How can you let players sulk like that? Get out there in front. Just a little hustle would make a difference. I cant believe what I’m seeing.
By Oledawg
November 27, 2008 2:15 PM | Link to this
I have a nephew with a Tech degree. He attends most of the UGA games each year. Sometimes he goes to Tech games since he lives in the Atl. burbs. He would rather travel to Athens to see a good game. Truth.
By Augusta,Jackets
November 27, 2008 3:41 PM | Link to this
It Tech beat Ga. by 5 or more does that mean Gardner Webb beat Ga.
By TheAntiMe
November 27, 2008 3:47 PM | Link to this
“Tech fans can be a little snooty. Georgia fans can be a little obvious.”
In the words of your very fine boss, Mark, “Selah”!
By Dawgfn
November 27, 2008 5:54 PM | Link to this
The NATS sucks along with all their fans. That is all.
By historydawg3
November 27, 2008 6:12 PM | Link to this
Tech fans who think their degree is worth more are misguided. What about the high school kids (females) who are refused accceptance to UGA, but easily enroll at Tech? Tech fans need to wake up and remember that theirs is a homogeneous institute, devoid of culture, character, and any expression that isn’t confined to numberical expression. UGA gradutes more scholars, more productive citizens, and more students who contribute to society than the Techies can imagine. If you are going to knock agriculture (which enabled you to eat today), why not lawyers, doctors, teachers, microbiologists, diplomats, ecologists, journalists, etc? Stick to building the bridges, Techies; the Dawgs will make the state a great place to live. Now, do we need now to discuss football? Maybe how you haven’t won legally since the early 1990’s (how did the NCAA bail you out: “non-wins.” ha.)? Tech lies, cheats, and lives in delusion of their own superiority.
By Tech2012
November 27, 2008 7:39 PM | Link to this
historydawg3-
Yes, you’re right. It is easier to enroll at Tech than at UGA, but it’s easier to stay at UGA than at Tech.
By jacketnation
November 27, 2008 8:10 PM | Link to this
It is only hard to get accepted into UGA due to the size of the enrollment, lack of class rooms, dorms, and parking. Tech has a smaller enrollment because; 1. It’s a smaller school 2. you must have a higher GPA and SAT than at UGA. All SEC schools cater to the athletes. If you can play ball, you’re in the door. If not, well take a number.
Engineering vs food service management. That’s the difference between getting a higher education at Tech or taking classes that any dumb jock can pass. Anyone remember Jan Kemp? OH and the Basketball team scandle.
As for football, not all players care about a quality education. More than half just want a free ticket to the NFL. Schools like Tech and Notre Dame won’t even offer you if your grades are not up to par.
We will beat UGAG Saturday. Your weak defense is not nearly as strong as our powerful running attack. Our defense is strong enough to slow you down and put pressure on Stafford.
By Major Tom
November 27, 2008 8:13 PM | Link to this
**Tech grads do live remotes while working on Space Stations.
UGA grads can’t find the remote while working at gas stations.**
By BonevilleJacket
November 27, 2008 8:58 PM | Link to this
Am I the only one wondering how many Georgia fans actually know what “gauche” actually means?
By BonevilleJacket
November 27, 2008 8:59 PM | Link to this
Am I the only one wondering how many Georgia fans actually know what “gauche” actually means?
By GTMike
November 27, 2008 9:28 PM | Link to this
Mark,
Wonderful tradition you have got going with this article. I like it. Thanks!!
By jacket
November 27, 2008 9:43 PM | Link to this
dawg said earlier, “did you know.. its now harder to get into uga than tech? fancy that”
Poor guy, he meant literally — he wasn’t able to read the door that said “push”
By my SI-I!T smells like UGA
November 27, 2008 10:43 PM | Link to this
DWYERS GONNA BURN DOWN THE HEDGES!!!!!!!!!!!!
F* the bulldogs tech 37 UGA 30
CPJ 4 THE BOBBY DODD!!!!!
By historydawg3
November 28, 2008 12:11 AM | Link to this
jacketnation, you have no facts. i guess forming arguments in written form was not preeminent in your educational experience. how do students get accepted to tech and not uga, if you must have a higher SAT and GPA? do you really believe tech has higher standards for athletes than uga? really? can you honestly ignore the academic scandals under o’leary as you point fingers at uga? give me a break. you cannot “dog” uga because they have a variety of majors. tech has half the student population as uga; i would imagine the top half of undergraduates accepted are quite similar. but by nature, i guess you must lie and cheat, even if it is to yourself. ha.
By ..STUNG puppies
November 28, 2008 12:32 AM | Link to this
Georgia fans always trash the restrooms at Bobby Dodd Stadium when UGA plays in Atlanta.-Disgusting Redneck Behavior.- Saturday, the puppies are gonna get STUNG!
By Jan Kemp P.H.D.
November 28, 2008 12:41 AM | Link to this
Vince Dooly would not listen to me so I turned him in.
By nomoreajc
November 28, 2008 8:20 AM | Link to this
bradley…what did coach johnson have for supper last night. figuring that where your lips are, you know!
By Tom
November 28, 2008 9:47 AM | Link to this
Like I’ve said before, put Tech in the SEC. Tech’s record would be interesting then I bet. Football has nothing to do with academics. However, there are just as many bandwagon tech fans who did not go to Tech as there are dawg fans who didn’t attend UGA. Its so funny how Tech always think they are better than Georgia, get over it. Maybe if you beat us consistently you could feel that way. Who leads the overall series? Who’s beat you the last 7 years? Get the damn chip off your schoulder and play football.
By Algonquin J. Calhoun
November 28, 2008 2:36 PM | Link to this
Mark, there’s a real problem of leadership and a lack of character in the program at UGA. I told you, before the season began, that law enforcement would have a say in how well the ‘Dawgs did this year. Yesterday brought the eleventh arrest of a ‘dawg’s player. Richt is a phony and his personal behavior belies the altruism he expresses for his players. He can’t explain away the colossal whippings administered by Alabama and Florida. We’re witnessing the beginning of the end, which will be accelerated after Tech stomps the living hell out of Jawja!
By AZDevil
November 28, 2008 3:12 PM | Link to this
This Arizona State Devil wants to know why Georgia is brave enough to fly to Tempe to play a PAC 10 school (yea yea we lost) or will play a 1AA school like Ga Southern but Ga Tech won’t. Oh shoot, I forgot, Ga Tech plays in the ACC. King of the 1AA commandos.
By Algonquin J. Calhoun
November 28, 2008 3:13 PM | Link to this
Football has nothing to do with academics.
That’s very true when it comes to Georgia but is patently false when talking about Ga. Tech. College football players are supposed to be student athletes. At Georgia they are athletes only!
By Donony
November 28, 2008 4:04 PM | Link to this
Gosh I love this, it’s funny how GA fans always know the importance of beating Tech but can’t graduate half of it’s class. Thank you so much Calvin Johnson!
By Bill
November 28, 2008 5:15 PM | Link to this
Some of the idiotic rantings here crack me up. I am embarrassed by what some of my fellow Tech fans are posting. I’m all for the rivalry but sometimes not opening your mouth is the best answer. By the way, it is funny to see the majority of double or triple posts do seem to come from one side. Post it and wait a while, will ya? Anyway, good luck to both teams. I hope to end the streak at 7 but either way I won’t stoop to juvenile rants on Sunday or next year or whenever.
By Prevez
November 28, 2008 5:50 PM | Link to this
Nice article Mr. Bradley. I look forward to it every year. Good natured ribbing, which is what it all should be about.
I have to admit that I liked the articles better when Michael Adams was doing something stupid (like trying to change the name of the “world’s largest outdoor cocktail party. I’m a Tech man and even I think that’s cool). You’ve had some pretty good digs @ Mr. Adams in the past.
By The RAMBLIN' WRECK is READY TO RUMBLE
November 28, 2008 8:59 PM | Link to this
2008 ORANGE BOWL CHAMPIONS with 11-3 record.… GO JACKETS!
By ESPN Sportscenter
November 28, 2008 11:15 PM | Link to this
Tech and Dawg fans are making fun of one another.
Gator fans are making reservations for Atlanta and Miami.
By dad gum goofy gators
November 29, 2008 12:45 AM | Link to this
If Ole Miss can whip the Goofy Gators at home ,FLORIDA STATE has a dad gum good chance.
By c-dub
November 29, 2008 12:45 AM | Link to this
tech fans high five fellow students…some will become future terrorists. georgia fans high five fellow students…some will become future governors.
By Pi$$onaDawg
November 29, 2008 10:48 AM | Link to this
1 hr. and 15 min. til Toe Meets Leather and boys you better have in the right size cleats because it going to be nasty. GATA JACKETS. GT 21 UGA 17.