Jay Bookman

By AJC/DNC Management

October 4, 2008 5:44 PM | Link to this

Oh, is she making you angry, Jay?

Here we thought she couldn’t speak, but gosh, she sure is lighting off in Oblahma’s as-s ain’t she?

OBAMA: Uh, uh, are, uh, uh, uh, um. That’s — that’s a bunch — so — so let me tick these off. Deh… Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, um, uh. So the issue is not a perception that, uh… Weh, weh, let me put it this way. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, We’re — we’re trying to — you know, we’ve got a bipartisan group here and — and — and, uh, uh, uh, uh, um, uh, uh, uh.

By the way y’all, Tina Fey is ugleeeeeee, freaking ugly.

Can you find some good looking woman to play the part, you know, something more realistic?

By AJC/DNC Management

October 4, 2008 6:14 PM | Link to this

Oh my, will the Urinal be extra whiny tomorrow over the OJ Simpson verdict or what?

By mike hussein smith

October 4, 2008 6:26 PM | Link to this

Management,can’t you even stick to the subject when you’re the only person in this argument?

Tina Fey makes a better Sarah Palin than Sarah Palin does

By AJC/DNC Management

October 4, 2008 6:28 PM | Link to this

Either I forgot to read the Queen Pinko column on Wednesday or I found utterly ridiculous that this race baiting hack, working for a two cent socialist rag, would call Palin “too green,” I forget which it was:

Additionally, Biden will be subject to a certain double standard that dictates that he must not be seen as condescending or rude, chauvinistic or bullying to his female opponent.-Urinal/PMS

Funny how it’s a “double standard” when it’s applied to a fellow goony, ain’t it?

By Mrs.Godzilla

October 4, 2008 6:29 PM | Link to this

She’s flat out unacceptable and dangerous as a Vice President.

She’s still welcome for dinner. I’d loan her an egg or the lawn mower. We probably would not exchange books but we might go for shoes.

I’d watch her kids and vote for her for PTA or HOA. She could borrow my black evening bag. I would be gracious but not thrilled to have her on my side in boys vs. girls Trivial Pursuit.

I, and I think all of us commie pinko libs, don’t hate the lovely Governor. She just isn’t an intelligent choice for the second most important job in the world.

I simply cannot comprehend how any American could put party loyalty over the safety of this nation by voting for the candidate who showed such poor judgement (again!) in his choice of this charming but dangerously ill-prepared running mate.

I’m proud to give my vote to Barack Obama and Joe Biden

Don’t forget to check your voter registration status.

And here’s what I call charming

By RB from Gwinnett

October 4, 2008 6:48 PM | Link to this

Mrs. G, You would vote for Adolf Hitler(D) as long as there was a (D) after his name. She’s only dangerous to your chances to win the white house. What about being an 80% approval rating governor is not sinking in with you lib? You’ve been bashing Bush for having a low approval rating (while ignoring your congress), but somehow this 80% woman isn’t good enough for you?? You libs are just pathetic.

By AJC/DNC Management

October 4, 2008 6:55 PM | Link to this

The base of the Republican Party — a dwindling but still significant group — clings to a handful of pseudo-facts that don’t hold up to serious scrutiny but that still occupy a central place in GOP ideology. Those include the assertion that Saddam Hussein represented a threat to the United States, that affirmative action in lending led to the mortgage crisis and that voter fraud is a serious problem in modern elections.-Queen Pinko, Urinal/DNC

Aahhh, yes, my most favorite lib journalistic methodology, when you have no facts, just dismiss those pesky little issues with a wave of thee hand, much the way Hitler directed his non existent armies from thee Chancellery bunker.

During the past decade, GOP-dominated state legislatures across the country have used assertions of mischief at the ballot box to push through harsh voter ID laws. Those GOP strategists know better: One study after another has shown that voter fraud is, at worst, extremely rare, blah, blah, blah.

Uh-huh.

EAST CHICAGO | Indiana Attorney General Steve Carter said Thursday voting fraud in this city hasn’t been a series of random acts. “It’s not an accident — the 53 people who have been charged thus far with 200 felonies. I don’t think that happens by accident,” Carter said in announcing a new round of nine felony charges. The charges arose from a continuing investigation into the discredited May 2003 Democratic mayoral primary in which former Mayor Robert Pastrick’s re-election campaign was accused of manufacturing a razor-thin victory margin with tainted absentee ballots.-NWI.Com

And that was just the first google search I tried.

Gosh, I wonder if the libs are trying to cover up something that is underway, hmmmmmmmm.

By Mrs.Godzilla

October 4, 2008 6:56 PM | Link to this

RB

Good evening to you too!

Nope, your wrong and you sound rabid.

By AmVet

October 4, 2008 7:00 PM | Link to this

Actually that 80% figure is specious.

NEW YORK Since she was picked for the Veep spot, the press has often noted that Sarah Palin has “80%” approval ratings in Alaska. Just yesterday, John McCain told the Des Moines Register editorial board that she is “the most popular governor in the United States.” But that number is outdated.

McClatchy reports today that her approval rating in her home state has tumbled to 68% — still high but surely not the country’s best. The poll by a local firm that works for both parties was taken Sept. 20-22. McClatchy writes: “Palin’s popularity has swooned as new information about the local abuse-of-power investigation known as Troopergate has trickled out, and as national and local media pick over her track record as a governor and small-town mayor.

“Palin still has overwhelming support among Alaska Republicans. But many Democrats and independents, who gave her positive marks just a month ago, have changed their views….

“Brad Coker, managing director of Mason-Dixon Polling & Research Inc., said an approval rating in the 60s for a governor is good. His recent polling in six western states found two governors with approval ratings in the low-80s, two in the 60s and one in the 50s.”

Also, contrary to McCain’s statement that Palin is “overwhelmingly popular” with Americans, in a new survey Pew finds that 51% of Americans now believe that Palin is unqualified, up from 37% after her announcement.

And how she ultimately affects this election, that is BY FAR the most relevant number…

By Felix

October 4, 2008 7:02 PM | Link to this

Mrs.Godzilla

October 4, 2008 6:29 PM

She’d be fine as VP and might even be less dangerous than McCain as president.

By @@

October 4, 2008 7:14 PM | Link to this

I’ve never seen this Tina Fey person. I stopped watching Saturday Night Live when I grew up. My daughter and her friends don’t even watch SNL.

I can’t remember the last time anyone I knew said they “watched SNL.”

Oops, except for the liberals here, but I don’t really know them so………..

Put a stopper in the brain drain jay — yours might slip away from you.

By mike hussein smith

October 4, 2008 7:18 PM | Link to this

Despite one of management’s most recent display of stupidity (see Jay’s Obama’s margin blog), Bill Ayers does not teach at the University of Chicago. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/04/us/politics/04ayers.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=slogin

By mike hussein smith

October 4, 2008 7:28 PM | Link to this

management, why am I not surprised that you and your useless source don’t even know the difference between voter fraud and election fraud? Your brain is a black hole in space.

By RW-(the original)

October 4, 2008 7:41 PM | Link to this

How sad have things gotten on the left in general and the media in particular when Alec Baldwin is emerging as your voice of reason?

BALDWIN:…The, the thing we have to remember, a friend of mine who is very close to the financial community in New York pointed out that Democrats have a lot of the responsibility for this as well. I mean, it was Clinton who killed the Glass-Steagall, and it happened under a Democratic president. Barney Frank and his committee, they, they kept propping up Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac saying everything’s fine, everything’s fine, everything’s good. And it was his job to know everything wasn’t fine. And Barney Frank let you down and let us down as well. And so, but I want to say there’s blame to go both ways. But I will say, I want to, I maybe keep beating this to death, but I still think anyone in this Congress who voted to add $140 billion to that bill, they should be ashamed of themselves. That is a disgrace. It’s a disgrace. This Congress is a disgrace, Democrat and Republican

By AJC/DNC Management

October 4, 2008 7:44 PM | Link to this

O.K. I give up, what is it that Mister Bomb Thrower does at UOC?

O.K. I give up, what is the difference between turning in a fake absentee ballot and turning in a fake absentee ballot.

Do tell us, toady.

By Taxpayer

October 4, 2008 7:44 PM | Link to this

Jay, the lost Republican base is really starting to sound desperate. By the way, those SNL skits are just too good to pass up. Sarah should tune in and learn something. John too.

By Mrs.Godzilla

October 4, 2008 7:46 PM | Link to this

mike hussein smith

I think he knows the difference, but he while he hates voter fraud, he really really likes election fraud. Can anybody guess why?

The fed prosecuted 38 that’s a thirty and an eight cases of voter fraud between 2002 and 2005.

600,000 THATS SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND American citizens are being caged in one county alone in Michigan now.

I suspect it’s the same lousy b******* that need 847B to pay off 111B…..

By Felix

October 4, 2008 7:48 PM | Link to this

mike hussein smith

October 4, 2008 7:18 PM

That was my bad. But apparently he and his wife have matured and they aren’t the radicals they once were.

By GodHatesTrash

October 4, 2008 7:49 PM | Link to this

Did you write this yourself Mr. Bookman? Well done, kind of clever.

Didn’t think you had it in you.

By @@

October 4, 2008 7:49 PM | Link to this

mike hussein smith is running hither and tither trying to straighten everybody out.

mike, although I’m not involved in this one, I left you a post downstairs. Ayers is a prof at University of Illinois IN Chicago. And……

You might wanna talk to WaPo and Frank Raines about what role he serves in the OBlahMa campaign.

In the four years since he stepped down as Fannie Mae’s chief executive under the shadow of a $6.3 billion accounting scandal, Franklin D. Raines has been quietly constructing a new life for himself. He has shaved eight points off his golf handicap, taken a corner office in Steve Case’s D.C. conglomeration of finance, entertainment and health-care companies and more recently, taken calls from Barack Obama’s presidential campaign seeking his advice on mortgage and housing policy matters

Now scoot along and poop the scoop for your next flex session Jimmy Olson.

You’re a weird little fella.

By Steve

October 4, 2008 7:53 PM | Link to this

If McCain goes to character assassination rather than issues, doesn’t this disprove his intent to bring the country together? Isn’t this a page out of Karl Rove’s ‘51% of the country is all we need?’

By G

October 4, 2008 7:59 PM | Link to this

Love me some Saturday Night Live! Tina Fey absolutely nails Palin.

While watching the debate Thursday night, all I could think of was the old SNL skit with Jane Curtin and I think Dan Aykroyd doing the Weekend Update, when he turns to Curtin and says “Jane, you ignorant sl*t!” It could have been used on Palin during any one of her rants and non-answers. One more “you betchya” and I think I would have put my foot through the TV screen.

I didn’t find her cute, folksy or perky. To me she came off like some uneducated clown.

Obama/Biden ‘08

By "The Corporal"

October 4, 2008 8:08 PM | Link to this

Hey Jay:

Check this out on the Drudge report. There’s a video also ………

*Hillary Clinton On Palin: ‘I Think She’s Good’ and ‘Effective’… *

By Midori

October 4, 2008 8:15 PM | Link to this

little piper gives a shout out to Andy

By getalife

October 4, 2008 8:22 PM | Link to this

They lost their sense of humor Jay.

Poor kids.

By G

October 4, 2008 8:25 PM | Link to this

Speaking of SNL, I wish they’d do a segment on Fixed News’ Bill O’Reilly unloading on Congressman Barney Frank recently. I watched the video and I was amazed at Frank’s calm answers to that raving lunatic screaming at him.

I’ll bet O’Reilly hadn’t been that angry since the underaged Thai hooker told him to get lost.

Obama/Biden ‘08

By AJC/DNC Management

October 4, 2008 8:26 PM | Link to this

that affirmative action in lending led to the mortgage crisis

Says the lib:

Oprah Winfrey’s mother should not have to pay a high-end fashion store the more than $150,000 it says it is owed because the store extended credit despite knowing her troubles managing debt, according to a new court filing.

Valentina Inc. sued Winfrey’s mother, Vernita Lee of Milwaukee, in July, contending that she racked up a bill of $155,547.31 in purchases and interest as of July 1. She was required to make a minimum monthly payment of $2,000 to the store, the suit says.

The account is “unconscionable, and therefore, unenforceable because Valentina knowingly and unfairly took advantage of Lee’s lack of knowledge, ability, and/or capacity when Valentina created the account,” the civil lawsuit says.-Pajamas Media.

Hehehehehehehe, nice.

By Midori

October 4, 2008 8:30 PM | Link to this

good news for SNL alum Al Franken :)

Franken Takes Solid Lead In Minnesota Senate Race

By RW-(the original)

October 4, 2008 8:34 PM | Link to this

Anybody wanna guess why Midori didn’t link to the ONE poll that says that about Franken and differs by 15 to 20 points from all the others?

By Dusty

October 4, 2008 8:39 PM | Link to this

What is this? AJC Comic night? I first thought Bookman had put on a wig and glasses for improvement until I realized that he was pictured just above. Oh well, First impressions and such.

Kinda sneaky though. Bookman is so anxious to knock the Successful Sarah (after he’s done it over and over) that he had to run around the network to find a faded comic and give a cheerful chuckle. Liberals are getting pretty hard up. Anyway….

Is that dialogue from SNL or is that Bookman being funny? Well, he is usually a bit “funny” in his views but I thought he was supposed to be a journalist. You can’t tell who is a comedian and who is a journalist these days.

Now I am waiting for SNL satirical version of Chris Rock or a rapper performing as Obama. Won’t that give Bookman a big laugh? I tell you this satire may work after all.

By Mike

October 4, 2008 8:42 PM | Link to this

The Tina Fey-partisan hack connection is a great example of how the liberal media pushes its propaganda from all directions. The partisan hacks at the AJC have gleefully run “news stories” and video clips of Tina Fey’s partisan attacks, making SNL just another outlet for the liberal noise machine.

I wonder what the polls would say if McCain and Palin were not constantly under assault by SNL, the View, Colbert, the Daily Show, Letterman, Leno, Conan, Kimmel, MTV and the Today Show, let alone the hyper partisan networks and liberal opinion journals like the AJC. Too bad we’ll never know, as our media will be picking our candidates for now on. What a superior system to actually treating the Republican candidates the same as Democrat candidates and trusting the American people to make their own decisions. Liberal hacks in the “news” media and popular media have decided that Americans are too stupid to make up their own mind. That’s why they pick our candidate for us by demonizing the candidates they don’t like (McCain/Palin) and giving a complete pass to the candidates they do like (Obama/Biden.) I’m so glad to know that comedians, talk show hosts and hack pundits will be making our decisions for us.

By GodHatesTrash

October 4, 2008 8:45 PM | Link to this

Midori -

Great picture!

Poor Piper - being raised by wolves…

By Mike

October 4, 2008 8:47 PM | Link to this

G:

The Obama/Biden 08 tag at the end of your nasty string of vulgar ad hominem attacks is perfect. You are a fine representative of the intolerant and ignorant nature of many of his supporters.

Keep getting you political views from SNL. It’s truly a sign of a great intellect to let comedians direct your world view. So much easier than actually reading :)

By Midori

October 4, 2008 8:48 PM | Link to this

RW,

that poll is discussed in the body of the story

I suppose you’re referring to the USA Survey Poll?

from the article:

The new results stand in contrast to the findings of a SurveyUSA poll, commissioned by KSTP-TV and also conducted this week, that shows Coleman with a 10-point lead over Franken, 43 to 33 percent.

Citing that poll, the Coleman campaign called the Minnesota Poll and its methodology “flawed,” campaign spokesman Luke Friedrich said.

“Minnesotans should take the Star Tribune poll for what it’s worth,” Friedrich said.

“This is an independent pollster who is respected across the country,” Star Tribune editor Nancy Barnes said. “It’s the same pollster who found the presidential race in Minnesota to be a dead heat last month. All polls have a margin of error, but on the whole we trust that these results have merit.’’

The Minnesota Poll results suggest Franken may be riding the coattails of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, who has widened a lead over Republican John McCain in polls across the country. But the advertising war in the race also appears to be a factor decidedly in Franken’s favor.

By Midori

October 4, 2008 8:53 PM | Link to this

why thank you, Sir Trash :)

By Dusty

October 4, 2008 9:06 PM | Link to this

Are you SURE that isn’t Bookman in a wig and glasses?

By RW-(the original)

October 4, 2008 9:15 PM | Link to this

Midori,

Would you think that changing your polling sample from 34% Dem and 31% Rep on 9/15 to 42% Dem and 26% Rep on 10/4 might skew a result?

Internal polling data

Good luck with that winning through bad polling strategy though. Why do you suppose the Star Tribune didn’t make those poll internals readily available?

By Greg Mendel

October 4, 2008 9:19 PM | Link to this

Saturday Night Live is sooooo 1970s. You want a good comedy sketch? Check out the RCTA Dinner of 2004, when George “Support the Troops” Bush pretended to search the Oval Office for weapons of mass destruction.

A laff riot, doggone it, you betcha , also!

Everybody likes a good joke — especially a joke made at the expense of our national honor and the several thousand dead and wounded Americans who didn’t get any laughs while actually searching for WMD, and those who continue to serve in a quagmire made possible by George Bush and the dimwits who voted for him.

Support our troops!

By Mike

October 4, 2008 9:21 PM | Link to this

Who says that the media is in the tank for Obama. I mean just today, the Washington Post really took it to him with a story entitled, “When Michelle Met Barack “. It’s about the roughest treatment he has gotten all year.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2008/10/03/ST2008100302144.html?hpid=topnews

By Midori

October 4, 2008 9:29 PM | Link to this

whatever.

I just posted the story - draw your own conclusions. your’s just don’t happen to jive with mine.

oh yeah — don’t forget to tip her this time.

okay?

By Dusty

October 4, 2008 9:34 PM | Link to this

Well, I took a poll and I feel the results have merit. It was a large group of ethical, honest and impartial people.

The results were an amazing 100% and the statistics are readily avaiable. All had no doubt about the person in the big picture. No one can doubt a poll. This is proof without a doubt.

The big picture here is Bookman wearing a wig and glasses.

By Ted Striker

October 4, 2008 9:41 PM | Link to this

It’s fun watching the Republican blowhards go bonkers out of frustration on this thread, as the McCain/Palin ticket fades.

By RW-(the original)

October 4, 2008 9:41 PM | Link to this

Are you her pimp?

More importantly, do the Skins have any shot in Philly tomorrow?

By Mike

October 4, 2008 9:46 PM | Link to this

“By Ted Striker October 4, 2008 9:41 PM | Link to this It’s fun watching the Republican blowhards go bonkers out of frustration on this thread, as the McCain/Palin ticket fades.”

What is driving the liberal blowhards? Their love for their fellow man? LOL

By Hillbilly Deluxe

October 4, 2008 9:46 PM | Link to this

I thought Saturday Night Live went off the air years ago.

By Midori

October 4, 2008 9:48 PM | Link to this

here’s another bright ray of sunshine

GOP Strategists Whisper Fears Of Greater Losses in November

By Chris Cillizza and Shailagh Murray washingtonpost.com Staff Writer and Washington Post Staff Writer Saturday, October 4, 2008; Page A11

With the party already struggling to generate enthusiasm for its brand, Republican strategists fear that an outpouring of public anger generated by Congress’s struggle to pass a rescue package for the financial industry may contribute to a disaster at the polls for the GOP in November.

“The crisis has affected the entire ticket,” said Jan van Lohuizen, a Republican consultant who handled the polling for President Bush’s reelection campaign. “The worse the state’s economy, the greater the impact.”

Republicans are trying to defend at least 18 House seats in Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida, economic trouble spots that double as election battlegrounds. Rising unemployment, the meltdown in the housing market, and a credit crunch besieging consumers and manufacturers alike were factors in Sen. John McCain’s decision Thursday to pull campaign resources out of Michigan. The McCain campaign’s exit from the state leaves a pair of vulnerable Republicans, Reps. Tim Walberg and Joe Knollenberg, with a weakened party infrastructure heading into Nov. 4. Attempting to sound optimistic, Knollenberg, who opposed the bailout bill on Monday but supported a revised version yesterday, said simply, “I am going to fight harder.” ad_icon

In the Senate, where Democrats have been on offense all year as they try to attain a filibuster-proof, 60-seat majority, Republican incumbents are suddenly teetering in North Carolina, Kentucky and Georgia because of the economic crisis, according to several GOP strategists closely tracking the contests.

dissect all you want

By cheesegritz

October 4, 2008 9:49 PM | Link to this

midori and godhatestrash…2 Ps in a Pod.

oh, oh oh hold on…

they may have a poll on it.

By RW-(the original)

October 4, 2008 9:50 PM | Link to this

Now Teddy, there’s only one Blowhard on these blogs and if I read correctly downstairs he has a rather nasty persecution complex. Worse than that he has some odd delusion that he’s been programmed to rapidly shoot the monitor in front of him with his pee shooter whenever he detects a persecution. He calls it overwhelming force, but I guess that depends on how hard he blows or what he’s shooting with.

By Dusty

October 4, 2008 9:53 PM | Link to this

Well, it is fun watching the Democratic blowhards laugh here like hyenas in hysterics as their tickets drops deeper in the muck.

But look at the liberal subterfuge here. Look at the er lady in the big picture. Sarah Palin’s ears have never stuck out like THAT. But Bookman’s!!!Ah ha!! Picture proof!!

The big picture here is Bookman wearing a wig and glasses.* No doubt about it.

By AmVet

October 4, 2008 9:53 PM | Link to this

Ted, yes indeedy, it is.

Of course, the neo-cons despise comedians, as they are often the butt of the jokes. For good reason.

The 21st century puritans in general do not understand or appreciate art or culture of any kind, including comedy or music. (Excluding hymns and c** caterwauling).

And for safety reasons should never, ever attempt it.

It would be great to see Franken win, if for no other reason that to totally p!ss off Bill O’Lielly.

And even if Coleman’s gets re-elected, it’s not that bad; he’s a very moderate Republican in an era of way too many immoderate Republicans…

By G

October 4, 2008 9:54 PM | Link to this

Mike at 8:47

Aww, come on now, fella, you know you’ll be watching tonight.

I’m sure it’s tough for you, what with Geezer/Gidget doing so bad and all, but you really need to go ahead and get used to it, Obama/Biden will be victorious.

Obama/Biden ‘08

By Bud Wiser

October 4, 2008 9:55 PM | Link to this

Obama is a dangerous radical goon with criminal friends, socialist written all over him.

Biden is a poor mouth idiot.

Palin makes the two of them look as stupid as they are, being so smart and attractive to boot.

All you pig faced leftist women, suck on eggs, because your jealousy has warped your dentures. McCain and Palin take office in January!

Obama/Biden ‘08 - making it easy to be stupid

By AJC/DNC Management

October 4, 2008 9:57 PM | Link to this

By Ted Striker October 4, 2008 9:41 PM It’s fun watching the Republican blowhards go bonkers out of frustration on this thread, as the McCain/Palin ticket fades.

If I were you, I’d look up to the top of this page where a two bit socialist is attacking the vice presidential candidate of the Republican party.

Same as he has since she was announced.

In the real world, this doesn’t even make sense.

Y’all should be alarmed, there is a whole month left for America to get to know this great woman and when they do, your manchild will seem so…………………small.

So hope and “pray” sycophant, that Wednesday November 5th, thee election day, hurries up and get’s here so that you can finally cast your vote for the loser, before it is too late.

If it isn’t already.

By gachadhandler

October 4, 2008 9:58 PM | Link to this

Obama knows all i need to know

By Andrew

October 4, 2008 10:00 PM | Link to this

RB, what the polls forget to mention is that if you look at the rating of congress by party the Dems fair far, far better than the Repugs.

The only reason people like Palin is they like the idea that people that lead this country can be as dumb as they are. Thanks but no thanks, I want a proven, intelligent leader.

By Midori

October 4, 2008 10:04 PM | Link to this

lol - Andy is the only “pimp” around here.

And I stand by my Skins thru thick and thin.

GO SKINS!!!!!

By white wheat

October 4, 2008 10:05 PM | Link to this

the latest polls show that midori and godhatestrash suck by 12%!

oh noooooooo mr bill

By AJC/DNC Management

October 4, 2008 10:05 PM | Link to this

Oh no!

i r o diM has a Washington Post article that says the Reepugs are worried!

Will the torment ever stop!

I mean really, we must be doomed right!

Puh-leeze.

By GodHatesTrash

October 4, 2008 10:06 PM | Link to this

L-o-l-a’s seven-year old flippin’ birds - GOP family values.

Mama is pure gutter trash.

S/he’s a damn hyena.

By Jode

October 4, 2008 10:07 PM | Link to this

Wow, nice person Bud, you make it easy to hate you.

By Dusty

October 4, 2008 10:09 PM | Link to this

Now now G, 9:54

Keep on trying to raise the morale of the losing libs. Bookman is trying to do the same thing. He has lowered himself to comic character for a weak lib smile.

In heroic declaration he has said “I have but one life to give for my country and it may be in a wig and glasses!”

The big picture here is Bookman wearing a wig and glasses as reported in the highly impartial AJC.

By white wheat

October 4, 2008 10:11 PM | Link to this

hahaha…godhatestrash doesn’t know the difference between a #1 or a #2 when it comes to recycling does it?

By Midori

October 4, 2008 10:12 PM | Link to this

HAHAHAHAHA

You wingnuts are so effing crazy!!!

Andy - you’re the King of the Idiots.

LMAO!!!

I’m sorry I don’t visit and post from such upstanding, biased and loser sites as you. That’s what makes the world go round, Pimp Daddy.

By AJC/DNC Management

October 4, 2008 10:14 PM | Link to this

No machine has yet passed the test devised by Turing, who helped to crack German military codes during the Second World War. But at 9am next Sunday, six computer programs - ‘artificial conversational entities’ - will answer questions posed by human volunteers at the University of Reading in a bid to become the first recognised ‘thinking’ machine. If any program succeeds, it is likely to be hailed as the most significant breakthrough in artificial intelligence since the IBM supercomputer Deep Blue beat world chess champion Garry Kasparov in 1997. It could also raise profound questions about whether a computer has the potential to be ‘conscious’ - and if humans should have the ‘right’ to switch it off.

Raise your hand if you think that these computers will be “thinking.”

Morons.

What ever a computer does has been programmed into it by a human, any geek with enough time can enter code into software so that when the computer “hears” a certain question, it responds with a programmed response.

Much like Oblahma does, hahahahahahahahahahah, am I good or what?

Oh my.

By Dusty

October 4, 2008 10:15 PM | Link to this

God Hates Trash@10:06

I bet YOU wear a wig and glasses too.

With a mouth like yours anything new would help.

Bookman is cheering up the crowd in his big picture and smile. Yep!! That’s Bookman in a wig and glasses. The ears give it away.

By midori bombs

October 4, 2008 10:19 PM | Link to this

cheap lickher with a chase of midori YUM!

midori sucks golf balls through garden hoses. yes

By Dusty

October 4, 2008 10:21 PM | Link to this

Ah now Midori,10:12

Your story just doesn’t JIVE with mine. Bookman is playing King of the Idiots tonight. You see his picture? He’s just a bright ray of liberal sunshine. Don’t you just love it? Bookman’s picture here with glasses and wig! It’s a killer!!.

By GodHatesTrash

October 4, 2008 10:22 PM | Link to this

As Hensley-McCain and L-o-l-a flounder, another conservative candidate emerges… Midori, our rightwingnuts are gonna love this guy

By RB from Gwinnett

October 4, 2008 10:23 PM | Link to this

By Andrew 10:00 PM

“RB, what the polls forget to mention is that if you look at the rating of congress by party the Dems fair far, far better than the Repugs.”

What does that mean Andrew? Dems think Dems are doing better than R’s think they’re doing? Are you serious you posted that? Are they way up at 12% now? Impressive…

And then you follow it up with a Jay Bookman level slam against Gov. Palin???

I’ll take an 80% Governor over a “present” community organizer any day.

By Midori

October 4, 2008 10:23 PM | Link to this

LOLOLOL!!!!

keep it coming, bottom feeders. :)

By RW-(the original)

October 4, 2008 10:25 PM | Link to this

Food for thought when you get to the polls this year

By Midori

October 4, 2008 10:27 PM | Link to this

oh Crusty - go get your broom a tune up.

By Middle-Aged White Lady

October 4, 2008 10:28 PM | Link to this

Bless me, but I do seem to have a propensity for posting in a blog just as it dies out. But forgive me.. here goes:

An important message for RW, AJC/DNC, @@ et al, We got an “Emergency Response Message” from John McCain in the mail today. I thought you might want to know… he’s asking you for an “Emergency Membership Contribution of $500 or even more if you can afford it,” because The Obama Democrats and their left-wing special interest allies have come together in a united front, combining their enormous fundraising arsenal. Meanwhile, the national Democrats led by Howard Dean are stepping up their cynical campaign of distortions and outright lies, and with the help of their cronies live MoveOn.org, are raising staggering amounts of money.

“I would not ask for your help if the circumstances where (sic) not so dire. However, it is clear that the weeks and days ahead will be the most important yet in our battle to defeat the Democrats and their deeply flawed policies that embrace higher taxes, more government spending, socialized medicine and surrender in Iraq.”

Running scared.. running scared! It is always amusing to receive these mailings - the Republicans assume we are party members simply by our Zip Code - I always find the “surveys” especially slanted and distorted. RW, AJC/DNC and @@, can you “stand with them in their struggle?”

By AmVet

October 4, 2008 10:36 PM | Link to this

Geezer/Gidget? Now THAT is funny!

Andrew, well said. After 8 years of Curious George, most rational Americans are not thrilled at the prospects of sending back another intellectual lightweight, who is in way over their head.

Yeah, Jode your regular rethuglicon here, female, male or Dusty, is a real asset to the gene pool. The most disturbing aspect is that some of these half-wits have produced little rethuglicons!

Ted, just keep baiting the hook and watch these handful of bottom feeders swallow it!

As in our poor misunderstood ricky retardo.

Got his big-girl panties all in an unbecoming, angry wad on a Saturday night…

Methinks he’s still most upset about being the butt of the long standing joke of his looking for those elusive holes in the fossil record!

Or his newly beloved Texas Rangers playing .600 baseball this year! (Or was that wobbles in the earth’s orbit causing our climate change?)

What a maroon…

And just because he is such a BIG fan of my musings:

Republican Bloodbath, Part Deux. Coming to an election everywhere this November.

And the crowd goes crazy!!!

By Greg Mendel

October 4, 2008 10:38 PM | Link to this

“What ever a computer does has been programmed into it by a human, any geek with enough time can enter code into software so that when the computer “hears” a certain question, it responds with a programmed response.”

Darn right, you betcha, doggone it! Works for me.

— Sarah

By Dusty

October 4, 2008 10:39 PM | Link to this

LOLOLOLOLO MIdoriooo @10:23

Yo’ is effen crazy as an effen loon.

Whatsa matter? Your autographed picture from Bookman hasn’t come yet? Patience, please. He is running a bit behind. You know. Behind like Obama.

As you might guess Bookman’s picture here in wig and glasses is quite popular. Mostly libs you know. It is not every day these loons get an effen laugh! Bookman is so good at being the fool. He’s almost as good as Biden.

By AmVet

October 4, 2008 10:41 PM | Link to this

I’ll take an 80% Governor over a “present” community organizer any day.

For the SECOND time tonight. that 80% figure is specious.

NEW YORK Since she was picked for the Veep spot, the press has often noted that Sarah Palin has “80%” approval ratings in Alaska. Just yesterday, John McCain told the Des Moines Register editorial board that she is “the most popular governor in the United States.” But that number is outdated.

McClatchy reports today that her approval rating in her home state has tumbled to 68% — still high but surely not the country’s best. The poll by a local firm that works for both parties was taken Sept. 20-22. McClatchy writes: “Palin’s popularity has swooned as new information about the local abuse-of-power investigation known as Troopergate has trickled out, and as national and local media pick over her track record as a governor and small-town mayor.

“Palin still has overwhelming support among Alaska Republicans. But many Democrats and independents, who gave her positive marks just a month ago, have changed their views….

“Brad Coker, managing director of Mason-Dixon Polling & Research Inc., said an approval rating in the 60s for a governor is good. His recent polling in six western states found two governors with approval ratings in the low-80s, two in the 60s and one in the 50s.”

Also, contrary to McCain’s statement that Palin is “overwhelmingly popular” with Americans, in a new survey Pew finds that 51% of Americans now believe that Palin is unqualified, up from 37% after her announcement.

And how she ultimately affects this election, that is BY FAR the most relevant number.

Just trying to keep the “loyal opposition” at least a tiny bit honest…

By G

October 4, 2008 10:42 PM | Link to this

Re the VP debate: It is offensive to think that Sarah Six Pack”s winky-wink performance gave anyone a measure of confidence in her abilities. These are the same people who downplay elitism, intelligence, and class as something above the general American public. I am sick of having some politician telling me “What the American people want…..”

What I want are well-informed, intelligent, articulate leaders — I can’t imagine anyone like Palin, who is “gonna” be engaged in discourse with world leaders inviting them in (with all her down home folksiness) in robe and slippers and offering them a beer.

I am certain that whoever becomes the leader of our country will not be able to solve all our problems in the next four years, but I at least hope they can bring to the office some DIGNITY - maybe that’s all we can expect from our leaders right now is HONESTY AND DIGNITY…..that would be a refreshing change I can believe in!

Obama/Biden ‘08

By Dusty

October 4, 2008 10:50 PM | Link to this

Greg Mendel @10:38

Doggone it, are you trying to say that a computer ‘doctored up’ that big picture to make Bookman look like a female comedian?

Doggone it, those ears are the real Bookman. Even a computer could not make a better looking Bookman in wig and glasses with those auditory attachments.

Doggone it! That’s the real thing!Bookman in wig and glassesdoing his part for the party. Don’t be an effen crazy bottom feeder and deny it.

By GodHatesTrash

October 4, 2008 10:51 PM | Link to this

Joe Sixpack is the problem with America. Angry knuckledragging drunks (hint morons - if you are drinking 6 cans of beer a night, you’re a gawddamn alcoholic) voting for morons and trash that are just as stupid and shallow as they are.

Trash elects trash.

By glam

October 4, 2008 10:54 PM | Link to this

Palin is a superficial b***. I am voting for Obama.

By Dusty

October 4, 2008 11:02 PM | Link to this

That’s right, G @10:42

Bookman agrees with you. No winky dink performance for him. No sir. Give him that wig and glasses pronto!! He was almost afriad to smile and lose his dignity. But he did. They snapped him smiling! Anything for the cause of the bottom feeders.

You are righty tighty, sir. Your autographed photo of Bookman in wig and glassesis on the way. Treasure it, sir!

By RW-(the original)

October 4, 2008 11:05 PM | Link to this

Remember the other night when JB declared a big win for Biden based on a CNN flash poll? I don’t either and I’m not going back to look, but I remember he said something about CNN.

What gives?

By G

October 4, 2008 11:07 PM | Link to this

During the VP debate, one of the questions near the end was “What would you say is your Achilles’ Heel?”

Palin went on to tell what her strengths were. It dawned on me that she did not know what an Achilles’ heel was - I think she thought it was something good about herself!

Obama/Biden ‘08

By GodHatesTrash

October 4, 2008 11:07 PM | Link to this

Dusty, you’re about as funny as the Special Olympics.

Pathetic.

By RB from Gwinnett

October 4, 2008 11:08 PM | Link to this

DimVet, The pinko media has been on an all-out smear fest against Palin from the day she was selected. They’ve made up this troopergate crap, dogged her for the pregant daughter, and gone after anything and everything they can get their slimy little mitts on. All of that has an affect on dimwits who don’t have the mental capacity (liberals) to see what the media is doing and why.

Do you really think her performance has gone down over the past 5 weeks to cause the decline or is it just the constant negative MSM onslaught bringing it down? Based on your past perceptions, I’ll assume you know the answer to that one.

BTW, what do you think Obama would give to have an approval rating that high? Even the media manufactured 68%.

By Greg Mendel

October 4, 2008 11:11 PM | Link to this

Sanford Stadiuim, Athens, GA University of Georgia vs. University of Alabama Broadcast Transcript [excerpt]

MUNSON: The Dawgs are down 24 to 6, and Bama is pounding us into the dirt with only a minute to go!

Oh, no! Bama just intercepted and scored! It’s 30 to 6, with only seconds left. Let’s go to Loren down on the field. Whatcha’ got, Loren?

LOREN: Larry the fans just don’t believe it!

MUNSON: Neither can I! Now the scoreboard’s showing 31 to 6, Bama!

LOREN: No, Larry. I mean the fans don’t believe that’s the score. They think their team is winning.

MUNSON: My God, Loren! Aren’t they paying attention? Our fans think Bama is losing?

LOREN: Not all of them, Larry. Just the Republicans.

MUNSON: Son of a…gun!

By G

October 4, 2008 11:13 PM | Link to this

Dusty-Musty-Rusty,

You’ve got your head so far up your @ss you can chew your food twice.

Obama/Biden ‘08

By Dusty

October 4, 2008 11:18 PM | Link to this

Thank you, God Hates Trash,

for speaking for all alcoholics. You are an effing treasure and a credit to the organization. To help with your long recovery, you will soon receive YOUR OWN autographed big picture of Bookman in wig and glasses. I know it will be an inspiration for you.

glam @ 10:54

You, too, will receive an autographed photo of Bookman in wig and glasses. This is in appreciation for showing us a real superficial b* like yourself. It was truly authentic. Thank you for being the real liberal YOU.

By Midori

October 4, 2008 11:21 PM | Link to this

G — watch out for Crusty.

she casts some me-e-e-e-e-a-n spells.

her logic stinks, as does her pathetic attempts at humor, but when it comes to brewing up some extra special witches brew, she excels.

wonder if they will put that on her tombstone?

By Midori

October 4, 2008 11:24 PM | Link to this

Crusty,

if you don’t like Jay’s picture, why don’t you conjure up another one?

By AmVet

October 4, 2008 11:26 PM | Link to this

Rump Bumper, just trying to edumacate you as to the true value of accurate numbers.

(They are used in those silly, arcane subjects like math and science.)

I know accuracy matters little to you in the hyper-enraged and reality-challenged lunatic fringe.

But my point is simple. On the matter of claiming 80%, you are either willfully ignorant as to the real data or more likely, a liar hoping not to get caught. (Which is a REALLY stupid ploy, because whenever a neo-con uses numbers, they are almost always incorrect.)

This is widely known.

Do you really think her performance has gone down over the past 5 weeks to cause the decline or is it just the constant negative MSM onslaught bringing it down?

My opinion is irrelevant. Besides you already have all the answers, right big boy?

How old are you really? Twelve?

If the otherwise charming Ms. Palin wanted to hide from troopergate and having an embarrassment of a trampish teenage daughter who couldn’t keep her legs closed, she should have chosen a career other than politics.

And even a dunce like you should realize that after Newt the Nut and the Swift-boaters, nothing is off limits.

Deal with it loser.

Republican Bloodbath, Part Deux. Coming to an election everywhere this November.

By Jen

October 4, 2008 11:27 PM | Link to this

This is hilarious!

**Obama is a dangerous radical goon with criminal friends, socialist written all over him.

Biden is a poor mouth idiot.

Palin makes the two of them look as stupid as they are, being so smart and attractive to boot.

All you pig faced leftist women, suck on eggs, because your jealousy has warped your dentures. McCain and Palin take office in January!

Obama/Biden ‘08 - making it easy to be stupid**

It sounds like a frigging douchebag 80s rock ballad on acid.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Go blow yourself….it’s about the only spot of happiness I think you’ll find!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

By Midori

October 4, 2008 11:30 PM | Link to this

I’ve heard that Queen Latifah is supposed to play Gwen Ifill in tonite’s SNL Debate skit.

Can’t wait!! :)

By AmVet

October 4, 2008 11:32 PM | Link to this

Dusty! DO NOT tell me that you are really so vulgar that you are using the F word!

Even if only in innuendo.

You, young lady, are going to have to spend MUCH more time in church and less time blogging with heathens!!!

This behavior is totally unacceptable and is most unchristian. (Just put an extra fifty in the plate and all will be forgotten).

By Midori

October 4, 2008 11:35 PM | Link to this

Tina/Palin: “your hairplugs don’t look as bad in person as people say”

HILARIOUS!!!

By Dusty

October 4, 2008 11:36 PM | Link to this

Oh dear, God Hates Trash and “G” have lost their SMILES. You didn’t like your autographed photos of Bookman in wig and glasses? Oh, oh and he tried so hard.

You can’t sink any lower ‘cause you are already at the bottom…soooo

Tell me what is YOUR Achilles heel or is that asking too much of two heels?

But wait…let us ask Greg Mendel.. about defeat and despair. He EVEN thinks Georgia won a football game. I guess we better not “encourage” him. He’s already too far gone.

But back to you heels, GHT & ‘G’… Bookman would like a picture of YOU two in wigs and glasses. He doesn’t want to be the ONLY liberal joker around so he has picked out two jack///es to help. Cheese!!!

By RB from Gwinnett

October 4, 2008 11:39 PM | Link to this

DimVet, what was the rating number 5 weeks ago before the pinko media onslaught? 80% maybe? You run with your pinko manufactured 68% if it makes you feel better, though.

You pathetic hypocritical maggots whined like a bunch of spoiled little children when the R’s had the nerve to include poor little Michelle “I’m not proud of my country” Obama in the conversation even though she was making campaign speaches on behalf of her husband, but you have no problem dragging a 17 year old child of a candidate through the mud even though she’s had nothing to do with the entire process. Need evidence? Read your own dam post you maggot.

By JA

October 4, 2008 11:50 PM | Link to this

Did the Tina Fey skit happen already on tonight’s SNL? I missed the opening!!!

By AmVet

October 4, 2008 11:50 PM | Link to this

DimVet, what was the rating number 5 weeks ago…

Exactly dork!

Just have the b@lls and integrity to state the truth. You know that elusive little thing that you think is “pinko manufactured”.

It would sound like this, liar.

“Her approval rating five weeks ago was 80% And now it has plummeted to 68%.”

I swear if I were to engage in a fair fight with you, half-wit, I would have to tie BOTH hands behind my back.

BTW, since you’re always so full of p!ss and vinegar, here is a recruiting station address near you, chest pounder:

1154 Lawrenceville Hwy Lawrenceville, GA 30045 Phone: (678) 376-7912

Go sign up, free loader, and try to keep from getting fragged…

By RB from Gwinnett redux

October 4, 2008 11:53 PM | Link to this

You pathetic hypocritical maggots whined like a bunch of spoiled little children when the R’s had the nerve to include poor little Michelle “I’m not proud of my country” Obama in the conversation even though she was making campaign speaches on behalf of her husband, but you have no problem dragging a 17 year old child of a candidate through the mud even though she’s had nothing to do with the entire process. Need evidence? Read your own dam post you maggot.

I am an angry white man and I approve this message.

By getalife

October 4, 2008 11:55 PM | Link to this

That was a great sketch. A classic.

Very funny.

By ohiopolitico

October 4, 2008 11:55 PM | Link to this

Make fun of Palin all you want. She has a proven track record where she actually achieved “change” as governor. She’s way ahead of the game. Obama went to fancy schools and all he does is talk about change.

By Dusty

October 4, 2008 11:57 PM | Link to this

Golly gee, Midoriiii is telling JOKES!! Can you beat that jive? She is ready for the BIG TIME. Move over Bookman. Here comes another one with wig and glasses. Honey, you are a natural joke!! One effing comedian!!!

I am sending you a autographed photo of Bookman in wig and glass so you too will learn the BIG SMILE. Slip it under your pillow and jive in your dreams.

Tell us all about it tomorrow. In the meantime, lotsa applause for Bookie in his wiggie and glasses. Good one, Bookie, (and don’t forget to hang up your dress). ….Good night all…

By RW-(the original)

October 4, 2008 11:58 PM | Link to this

Jay B,

You need to get the SNL “debate” clip posted ASAP. That was hilarious and they managed to equally skewer Biden, Palin, and Ifill.

By RB from Gwinnett

October 5, 2008 12:11 AM | Link to this

DimVet, would it make you happy if I said the Governor had a 68% approval rating; down from 80% just 5 weeks ago following endless unwarranted and baseless bashing from a biased media machine hell bent on her dismissal as a qualified candidate for the purpose of propping up an unqualified do nothing senator whose only accomplishment is being a community organizer?

You did say you wanted the truth, right? There you have it!

You’re a lightweight, DimVet.

By Jen

October 5, 2008 12:16 AM | Link to this

I found it HILARIOUS how McCain/Palin don’t want anyone looking back to the past yet they want you to believe they’ll bring change…

Did they forget that:

Change = present - past

?????

If you don’t look to the past then you CAN’T make change….

I mean, WTFF?

Do they think that it’s:

Change = present

???

COME ON!!!! Change is what happens between TWO TIME POINTS. It’s the result of an INTERVAL.

If Change = present then it’s not freakin change…it’s more of the same!

Please look to the past. Look to it and measure the hell out of it so we can change.

By RB from Gwinnett

October 5, 2008 12:21 AM | Link to this

Hey DimVet. In those polls you keep quoting, what percent of the respondents voted “present”? Maybe that’s where the other 12% went. They’re liberals who think choosing “present” makes them presidential.

By AmVet

October 5, 2008 12:24 AM | Link to this

Rump Bumper,

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity…

By JAY BOOKMAN

October 5, 2008 12:42 AM | Link to this

Damn, Dusty. I’m gonna get writers’ cramp. And you ARE remembering the $5 per autograph, charge, right?

By RB from Gwinnett

October 5, 2008 1:00 AM | Link to this

BTW, Wouldn’t “rump bumper” be a derogatory term used to describe gay men? Are you agreeing with the evangelicals that that behavior is a sick abomination of the one and only true living God? You do know thats contrary to the new Democratic party’s platform don’t you? Better get in lock step there DimVet. Wouldn’t want to make Nancy mad would you? If you were a conservative, you could be flogged for using that kind of language.

By AmVet

October 5, 2008 1:44 AM | Link to this

LOL!! I forgot Rump Bumper is a flaming jesus freak!

NO WONDER!

That explains the inability to accept reality.

And the self-righteousness.

And the being a sociopath and a misanthrope.

And the lying like a dog.

In fact, it explains everything.

Another Christian fraud…

By Mrs.Godzilla

October 5, 2008 5:27 AM | Link to this

Damn I feel alseep….

Here’s the skit

By BS Aplenty

October 5, 2008 6:14 AM | Link to this

Top Ten Things to Expect during an Obama Administration

And the number one thing you can expect during an Obama presidency

McCain/Palin ’08 – The Right Kind of Change

By Mrs.Godzilla

October 5, 2008 6:25 AM | Link to this

Mark Fiore’s take on Palin

By Mrs.Godzilla

October 5, 2008 6:37 AM | Link to this

This piece about Obama…

Exclusive: Obama to preempt McCain assault….Branding his opponent as “erratic in a crisis,” Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) is preempting plans by Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) to portray him as having sinister connections to controversial Chicagoans. Obama officials call it political jujitsu – turning the attacks back on the attacker

Made me think of John McCain as something of an Exciteable Boy

By AJC/DNC Management

October 5, 2008 7:02 AM | Link to this

Why are we deleting my posts this morning?

They were up, I saw them.

By GodHatesTrash

October 5, 2008 8:54 AM | Link to this

Manny makes the losers wait.

Cubs - professional sports biggest jokers and chokers.

By GodHatesTrash

October 5, 2008 9:08 AM | Link to this

“And when that day comes for that last winning run, And I’m crying and covered with beer, I look to the sky and know I was right today, Someday we’ll go all the way, Yeah, someday we’ll go all the way.”

– Eddie Vedder, Pearl Jam singer and insane Cubs fan.

Freaks. Losers.