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DEL.ICIO.US“And in conclusion — but before I do that, let me…”
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Tonight’s schedule includes speeches by Joe Biden and Bill Clinton, two of the more — how shall I put this? — “generous” talkers of their time.
Any bets on who holds the stage the longest?
Comments
By FrankLeeDarling
August 27, 2008 5:36 PM | Link to this
Biden
By Obambi
August 27, 2008 5:50 PM | Link to this
Greetings Fellow Dimwits:
Me thee god of thee Sun and thee Sea, see me in thee temple.
Vrrmmmmmm, vrrrmmmm, bababababababa.
See, I told you I was thee mean motor scooter.
How about thee Bruno, you blooming idiots, wasn’t she thee perfect robot and puppet that we had to threaten her to be? It must have been tough on that pig to swallow all of thee things she whined and moaned about for so long, about how she beat us in thee popular vote until we magically rubbed out all those white power votes in Floreeda and Micheegan, remember how she carried on about thee ill treatment she got from our propaganda wings thee PMSNBC and Urinal/DNC? Not a peep last night, what a good little toady and sycophant she was.
I did her here muttering later about “October 31st” and thee “whitey tape” and “2012” but all of my goons and hacks insist that there is no such thing. And I have been told not to think anymore, so thee long association with me preacher Jeremiah Wrong and his “%$! damn America” are nothing but a foggy haze to me.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, thee teleprompter screen went blank, aahhh, yes, my peaceful time, when everything becomes dark and I hear thee buzzing sound between my ears.
I like thee buzzing.
So saddle up, you morons, let us ride together as a big, stupid mass of ignorance all across thee land, proclaiming to all thee dullards whatever it is thee teleprompter tell us to say.
Yes we can!
Seig Heil!
By AJC/DNC Management
August 27, 2008 5:53 PM | Link to this
Uh, Hair Plugs will.
He’ll probably plagiarize War and Peace.
By @@
August 27, 2008 5:54 PM | Link to this
Any bets on who holds the stage the longest?
I would have worded it differently Jay.
Any bets on who holds the audience hostage the longest?
We’re talking about Democrats, ‘ya know?
By Hillbilly Deluxe
August 27, 2008 5:55 PM | Link to this
Were I a betting man I’d put my money on Bill.
By Mrs.Godzilla
August 27, 2008 5:59 PM | Link to this
I’m going for a tie.
The Obama camp runs a tight ship.
Did you see they edited Dennis in the *they don’t deserve 4 more years…they should get 10 to 20”
Arkansas just cast all of their votes for Hillary….
God bless America.
By Hillbilly Deluxe
August 27, 2008 6:03 PM | Link to this
You forgot to tell us what we win Don Pardo.
By FrankLeeDarling
August 27, 2008 6:03 PM | Link to this
Ok maybe Bill gonna be close though
Bill has to shine pretty bright after His wife hit it out of the park last night
By Mrs.Godzilla
August 27, 2008 6:04 PM | Link to this
Screw the main stream media….sorry major networks….add a decimal point and record those 1/2 votes.
I love it.
By AJC/DNC Management
August 27, 2008 6:04 PM | Link to this
Yeah, Bruno didn’t lie last night, no way:
The trouble with this story is that cancer does not cause baldness. Cancer patients often lose their hair as a side effect of chemotherapy or radiation treatment. Unless this woman had alopecia unrelated to her cancer or was just making a fashion statement, she had health care.
By Angel Warning
August 27, 2008 6:06 PM | Link to this
Bill will deliver “pearls”.
Biden can kiss my aging baby boomer patoot. I hate Biden. He’s a ridiculous man, and a poor choice for VP.
Obama will still win, but instead of a 65/35 landslide, it will only be a 60/40 landslide and that p’s me off.
I saw a McCain bumper sticker that read, “Patient, heal thyself”. Hey! McCain’s finally revealed his healthcare plan!!
I saw another McCain bumper sticker that read, “Moron, educate thyself”. Hey! McCain’s finally revealed his education plan!
I had trouble reading the bumper stickers because someone had scratched a cross into them both.
bwa
McCain doesn’t have a Chinaman’s chance of winning in November….wait a minute, that metaphor is obsolete, the Chinese didn’t have a Chinawoman’s chance of winning any golds in the Woman’s Gymnastics Olympics but they cheated and won some.
So, McCain can win by an Ohio Diebold machine. The GOP will have to commit fraud, and I predict that they will get caught and we’ll have a constitutional crisis, where the American People will finally rise up and prosectue Bush, Cheney, Rove, and all those other traitors.
We are on the cusp of a new era. Something grandious is about to happen folks.
By Taxpayer
August 27, 2008 6:09 PM | Link to this
That depends, Jay. Do you start the clock at the time Bill is supposed to start or when he actually starts.
By Mrs.Godzilla
August 27, 2008 6:12 PM | Link to this
Damn, I am a goober!
Arkansas gave all their votes to Obama.. I got a tear in my eye. Really.
That’s an incredibly magnanimous gesture on the part of Hillary Clinton.
Maybe it’s a Freudian slip? Full or half? Silk or cotton?
By FrankLeeDarling
August 27, 2008 6:17 PM | Link to this
Half/cotton
full/silk
By Mrs.Godzilla
August 27, 2008 6:20 PM | Link to this
Oh Frank Lee! You are a darling!
By RW-(the original)
August 27, 2008 6:21 PM | Link to this
Billy Jeff is only getting ten minutes and he’s planning to leave town as soon as he’s done, so it’s Hair Plugs as long as he plagiarized a long enough speech and Bill doesn’t take over for old times sake.
By AJC/DNC Management
August 27, 2008 6:22 PM | Link to this
Sen. Clinton didn’t lay it out explicitly to her delegates, but the deal between the Clinton and Obama camps will reportedly allow several states to cast a vote during the roll call before a move is made to nominate Sen. Obama by acclamation.
Many of Clinton’s supporters here are none too happy about it.
“I’m deeply disappointed,” says California delegate Susan Rose. “It means a great deal to me to be able to cast a vote for her. I don’t understand why I can’t do that.”
“We know Obama is going to be nominated,” says Clinton delegate Karin Quimby. “All we want is to vote as a symbolic gesture.”
They are paying off her debts<<<<
By AJC/DNC Management
August 27, 2008 6:25 PM | Link to this
Hey!
They are paying off her debts<—————- You cannot get anything past the Duh Report.
By Angel Warning
August 27, 2008 6:29 PM | Link to this
The prairie doggin’ Duhng report gives and then takeths away….
bwa
By Mrs.Godzilla
August 27, 2008 6:32 PM | Link to this
Have you heard?
PUMA’s are exinct.
Seems the Bush,McCain & Company environmental policy has had some affect.
PUMA’s are the Brooks Brothers Revolution of ‘08.
D’uh.
By Mrs.Godzilla
August 27, 2008 6:37 PM | Link to this
Why did CA and IL pass?
Some upcoming political theater perhaps?
By RW-(the original)
August 27, 2008 6:41 PM | Link to this
Mrs. G,
California would have had too many delegates for them to stage this to where Illinois can put him over the top.
By Angel Warning
August 27, 2008 6:47 PM | Link to this
RW must be writing things down as the commentators explain the minutia of a nomination process.
That’s Y you stink so bad, RW. You got your nose up the anal-retentiveness of it all.
Only RW(the aboriginal) would have bothered to inform Mothra of the finer points of who cares.
I saw a McCain bumper sticker. It read, “Patient, heal thyself.” Hey! McCain’s finally revealed his genocide against america’s taxpaying poor people plan!!
bwa
By RW-(the original)
August 27, 2008 6:49 PM | Link to this
Or Hillary could just end it.
By Mrs.Godzilla
August 27, 2008 6:50 PM | Link to this
….people over all the world, join hands, …
By Fabb4eyes
August 27, 2008 7:01 PM | Link to this
Mothra, dont tell RW to join hands, he’ll be the critical link in the handspread across the USA-hole media event that streches from crevice to crevice. RW: get lost, little boy, you’re out-witted, out-classed and out-outed.
Gay is cool. DOnt worry, RW. We still love you.
Just get lost. That’s all we’re sayin’.
WESAIDGETLOST!
By Midori
August 27, 2008 7:02 PM | Link to this
reaches out to take Mrs. G’s hand
:)
By Mrs.Godzilla
August 27, 2008 7:06 PM | Link to this
who reaches to you and to goldie and bosch
By AJC/DNC Management
August 27, 2008 7:14 PM | Link to this
Oh, get a room.
Geez, blubbering about politics.
What a ridiculous life it must be, wildly riding the moron wave of emotion.
ew.
By Midori
August 27, 2008 7:19 PM | Link to this
and you, pANDsY, should go get a blog.
By @@
August 27, 2008 7:28 PM | Link to this
Mrs. G, are you reliving your youth?
….people over all the world, join hands,
Wasn’t that a coke commercial?
By Fabb4eyes
August 27, 2008 7:41 PM | Link to this
Hi, Stella. Hope you’re well.
By Fabb4eyes
August 27, 2008 7:50 PM | Link to this
If Bookman wants to bet on something, I wonder what the Vegas odds R for WW3 breaking out with our Navy anchored next to the Soviet’s Navy in Georgia?
Fort Sumter is all the background U need 2 know.
I’m Lincoln in this modern scenario, not because I have my finger on the button, but because I write as well as he did.
Lincoln at an AA meeting: “Four coors, and seven beers ago…….”
see?
bwa
By AJC/DNC Management
August 27, 2008 8:08 PM | Link to this
Polly: I’ve been wrong before, I just can’t remember when it was, so when I say that Russia is not that stupid, you can bank on it.
They are fully aware of the death grip the pinko left wing has on America and what boundaries they can exploit because of it but they also know that the rest of us are just itching to get rid of our liberal problem.
That, you hideous little troll, would be the perfect excuse.
Bwa.
By @@
August 27, 2008 8:10 PM | Link to this
PoliFore:
Did you take a wrong turn somewhere?
Hi Stella?
By FrankLeeDarling
August 27, 2008 8:11 PM | Link to this
love is the law…
By Tonight's Telecast
August 27, 2008 8:12 PM | Link to this
Bill “I did not have relations with THAT woman” Clinton: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Joe “I’m smarter than you, damnit!” Biden: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
The DNC Conventioneers high on Mainstream Media Kool-Aid: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! (feed us more Democrap B.S.)
The TV audience: Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z!!!!!!!!!!!
By FrankLeeDarling
August 27, 2008 8:19 PM | Link to this
Andy can’t take it he’s melting down.
By AJC/DNC Management
August 27, 2008 8:25 PM | Link to this
Jay: You are more than welcome to attribute 8:12 to me if this is where it came from.
By Frederick Douglass
August 27, 2008 8:28 PM | Link to this
You’d think we have the best president of all time occupying the Oval office right now, if this blog was a barometer. Fact is we’re so much worse off now than when the real DUNCE took over. Obama, love him or hate him, the guy’s a might better than what we’ve been force fed for the past 8 years, and man, Michelle warms the cockles of this old man’s heart.
By TW
August 27, 2008 8:31 PM | Link to this
Vegas -
$100 on Obama pays $50
$100 on McSame pays $150
One would think that all the rightwing blowhards would be throwing enough cash on their boy to level this thing out…or…er…maybe they’re just full of poop?
Nah…certainly no one who voted for ‘w’ twice could ever be full of poop…
By AJC/DNC Management
August 27, 2008 8:36 PM | Link to this
Perfect analogy TW- Vegas, where million dollar homes are now worth 125 grand.
America loves thee underdog.
By AJC/DNC Management
August 27, 2008 8:48 PM | Link to this
Well, one thing we can all say for sure, Bruno is gone from our lives for at least 4 more years.
Happy days are here again The skies above are clear again So let’s sing a song of cheer again Happy days are here again!
Bwa.
Good riddance.
By TW
August 27, 2008 8:53 PM | Link to this
Hey, if that surge business worked, how come I’m still paying the sunni not to rumble with the shiite? Now that it’s one big happy freakin’ family, why are my taxes still paying the sunni to hunt snipe?
By AJC/DNC Management
August 27, 2008 9:05 PM | Link to this
Sunni been hunting Shiite for centuries and vice versa.
Same as the Crips been hunting the Bloods.
Money talks.
And it is far better than Sunnis hunting Americans in their cities.
We already won.
By RW-(the original)
August 27, 2008 9:16 PM | Link to this
So much for ten minutes. Jay’s question might be a contest after all.
By Bud Wiser
August 27, 2008 9:20 PM | Link to this
Obama’s 143 Days of Senate Experience
Just how much Senate experience does Barack Obama have in terms of actual work days? Not much.
From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United States Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory Committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate.
That’s how many days the Senate was actually in session and working.
The one single Senate committee that he headed never even met — once.
After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan.
Think about it…….143 days — 20.4 weeks — 4.7 months …
Our children spend more time in pre-school getting ready for kindergarten.
By RW-(the original)
August 27, 2008 9:27 PM | Link to this
23 minutes seems to be what Hair Plugs has to shoot for.
By AJC/DNC Management
August 27, 2008 9:29 PM | Link to this
What do you know, the well oiled machine is preempting all of the pathological lying going on at the DNC:
MCCAIN HAS DECIDED ON HIS RUNNING MATE… DEVELOPING…
Hutchinson.
Bwa.
By TW
August 27, 2008 9:39 PM | Link to this
Ah, Republicans paying people not to hurt them - some thiings never change. Maybe we ought just get bin laden’s address and put him on the payrol? Pu$$ies…
Obama cracks a PDB he’s automatically a better Commander in Chief than the morons we got in there now.
By @@
August 27, 2008 9:41 PM | Link to this
Well I’ve gotta say it:
BILL CLINTON’S SPEECH WAS UNBELIEVABLE!
After a short re-write of his own legacy, he continued on at a total of 30 minutes.
By AJC/DNC Management
August 27, 2008 9:50 PM | Link to this
Yes, TW, it would be better to endlessly and mindlessly talk to them while they flame our cities.
Or, we could make them a glittering jewel in a former wasteland, where they could share their peace, wealth and prosperity with the Lebanese, Syrians, Egyptians, Kuwaitis……………
The Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki on Friday, renewed his invitation to all international companies to work in Iraq after what he described as a success achieved on the security domain.
Build it and they will come.
By RW-(the original)
August 27, 2008 9:51 PM | Link to this
Now, now @@
No fair stretching out the target for Hair Plugs.
Plus if he’s reading here he’ll go for the win and the longer speech. The bonus could be that he just starts plagiarizing our posts as he goes for time.
Billy Jeff is a complete master of the BS though and he came through loud and clear.
By TW
August 27, 2008 10:04 PM | Link to this
Aw, c’mon, AJC/DNC Man - where’s the faith? Where’s that all powerful belief that Christ will keep you safe? Wassamatter? Not a Mormon, are ya? Cuz, ya know, them Mormons don’t believe in Jesus Christ. BTW - anybody told McSame that?
Besides, Daddy Yankee would make a better VP…yawn…not that it’s gonna matter…
Because the only thing worse than a weak-kneed lib is a loser. And if there is one thing the last eight have shown us, it’s that the GOP is, without a doubt, a loser.
Nobody likes a loser.
By the lovely mrs. catfish
August 27, 2008 10:14 PM | Link to this
My vote’s with Biden.
Bud Wiser: I’ll take Obama’s 143 days of Senate experience over W’s 8 years ANY DAY!
By Frederick Douglass
August 27, 2008 10:15 PM | Link to this
Experience, thy name is Dubya,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oxymoron, with special emphasis on moron.
By Midori
August 27, 2008 10:31 PM | Link to this
you worthless dissemblers - the man got a rousing, standing ovation. and his speech was magnificent.
and you can’t stand it.
losers.
LOSERS.
By RW-(the original)
August 27, 2008 10:33 PM | Link to this
Hunter the lobbyist finally got mentioned! Will wonders never cease?
By @@
August 27, 2008 10:54 PM | Link to this
No fair stretching out the target for Hair Plugs.
RW:
I was including the applause time. If Joe goes for 30 with 10? minutes of applause that’ll give me 40 minutes of beautiful white teeth . . . . . and hairplugs.
UNBELIEVABLE or NOT TO BE BELIEVED?
By RW-(the original)
August 27, 2008 11:08 PM | Link to this
@@,
I clocked them both in at 23 minutes, but BJ was interesting and Biden’s 23 minutes seemed like 4 hours.
By Bosch
August 27, 2008 11:21 PM | Link to this
All I can say is, damn, I’m glad I was earning a paycheck during Biden’s speech tonight (multi-tasking is an art) - because I’ll need it in the next four years- missed Bill’s speech, surely I can catch it on YouTube tomorrow.
Pleasant evening.
By t
August 27, 2008 11:29 PM | Link to this
i wasn’t initially thrilled about Biden as a choice, but I understood it. I thought he TOTALLY ROCKED tonight.
By the lovely mrs. catfish
August 27, 2008 11:35 PM | Link to this
Bosch… haven’t you realized by now…multi-tasking means doing a lot of things at once and NONE of them well?
By @@
August 27, 2008 11:38 PM | Link to this
RW:
You timed it? O.K., 23 minutes — hold the applause.
I didn’t watch Joe’s. I was busy doing something. Can’t remember what though.
By Bosch
August 27, 2008 11:49 PM | Link to this
The work I do is well above Biden’s speech - I’m all for the objective, but good Lord, the knife in my gut is starting to fester. I think I need to call 911. Biden’s speech was abyssmal.
By AJC/DNC Management
August 28, 2008 5:22 AM | Link to this
Bill Clinton Vows to Do `Everything’ He Can for Obama
Is this a threat or an offer of help?
That’s the same thing he vowed to do for Kerry, Bruno, Gore and a host of other lesser lib politicians, that sure helped.
Buh-bye barry.
By Copyleft
August 28, 2008 8:11 AM | Link to this
I notice Andy is now reduced to copying his own irrelevant noise on multiple blogs in a desperate plea for attention.
It just bugs him SO much to be alternate smacked and ignored by his betters, doesn’t it? Typical feeble-minded behavior from a whining child.
By Copyleft
August 28, 2008 8:11 AM | Link to this
I notice Andy is now reduced to copying his own irrelevant noise on multiple blogs in a desperate plea for attention.
It just bugs him SO much to be alternately smacked and ignored by his betters, doesn’t it? Typical feeble-minded behavior from a whining child.