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I agree fully with President Bush….

Asked which baseball player he would pick first if starting a new franchise, the former Texas Rangers president said:

“I like (Chase) Utley from the Philadelphia Phillies. He’s a middle infielder, which is always - you know, they say strength up the middle. There’s nothing better than having a good person up the middle that can hit.”

I’d love to have Utley on my fantasy baseball team, but my brother stole him. That’s OK though — my team is still in first place. Thought you’d want to know.

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By Kruschev's Father

May 16, 2008 12:31 PM | Link to this

I agree with Bush too. Now, would someone ask Bush what the mission of a baseball team is so we can get some starting point of translation about his other team choices over in Iraq?

Baseball. Someone steals home, and Bush blames the hotdog vendor. See? We need a rosetta stone to figure out the unanswered classified secrets about why cheney played napolean after 911 and designed our strategic and tactical advances into iraq. See, cheney was in a dugout, secluded underground, you know, for national security reasons in case the enemy took out the prez. Now cheney, with nothing to do, probably badgered Bush into letting him play commander in chief. Bush split his presidency in two after 911, and that’s something nobody voted 4. I think it’s treason, but I’m no military tribunal.

Who else would have left the borders open? Who else wouldn’t have secured the airspace over turkey? Who else would have thought of the million tank march to baghdad except a boy king playing with napolean dynamite?

Isn’t anyone angry that cheney let OBL get away in afghanistan because if he hadn’t stopped Rumsfeld from attacking AL Queda when Bush ordered him to do so, then the American People would have made Cheney take all his soldiers and stay home, and no invasion of Iraq would have been possible.

So I ask you. Who was the commander in chief after 911? bush? no, his orders were not obeyed. Cheney? YES! His orders to Rummy were followed to a T.

Iraq is Cheney’s baby. more questions: where was Iraq’s airforce? The scuds? I mean where was any military anything? I dont expect to ask about WMDs or super ingenious bio-weapons, or double secret agents meeting one on one with osama bin laden and kruschev’s personal valet’s grandson who still holds a grudge against Jackie O and who still wants to bury her. “We will bury you too” we were told kruschev scowled at Jackie Kennedy.

Who thinks of nonsense like that? What media outlet allowed that moron story to get out? My fellow americans we have been had.

I want my country back. Vote obama. He wont try to bury the first lady like they told us kruschev said he wanted to do when JFK was our king. Look at JFK. Look at Bush. How did we get here? How could we have voted for a clown act like Bush? I dont understand. Somebody make me understand. Bush? He’s a second rate third tier slob who couldn’t run a hot dog stand in a baseball park. and you know it.

We’ve lost our country. I want it back.

 

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