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This weekend: See ‘Superbad,’ avoid ‘Invasion’

Here is my indubitable list of what matters and what doesn’t among new movies this weekend:

1. “Superbad.” Potty-mouthed and so funny it’s supergood.

2. “No End In Sight.” Preaches a strong and compelling message to the anti-Bush choir.

3. “Death at a Funeral.” British farce with drugs, caskets and a dwarf.

4. “Arctic Tale.” March of the polar bears and walruses. Could use a penguin.

5. “The Invasion.” Alien projectile vomiting. How many bad career decisions will Nicole Kidman make before her celebrity suffers?

6. “Lady Chatterley.” It’s French so there’s full-frontal nudity.

7. “The Ten.” I have never laughed so little at a comedy in all my life.

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By Shawn D.

August 16, 2007 12:07 PM | Link to this

Penguins are antarctic creatures, not arctic creatures.

By Kathy

August 16, 2007 2:53 PM | Link to this

What about The Last Legion? Probably in the “don’t waste your time and/or money” category, but I’d like to hear Mr. Smithee’s cogent comments. Thanks.

By H

August 16, 2007 3:53 PM | Link to this

Penguins live on ALL continents in the southern hemisphere.

That being said, Al’s comment was quite entertaining. And if he says it needs a penguin, then the film is lacking.

By Alan Smithee

August 16, 2007 6:20 PM | Link to this

My point exactly H. Thanks for the support.

And my dearest Kathy — “The Last Legion” was not screened for critical consumption. So what does that tell you?

 

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