Chatter

By geekboy

January 15, 2009 8:16 AM | Link to this

It was so cold a lawyer’s heart melted.

By Beverly Davis

January 15, 2009 8:17 AM | Link to this

David Letterman: It’s so cold today people were throwing their shoes at Al Gore.

By Bill Weston

January 15, 2009 8:22 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold that I actually read the AJC!

By RRR

January 15, 2009 8:36 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold that I actually went out and bought a coat!

By Augustadog

January 15, 2009 8:37 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold, the soldier on top of the Confederate monument in downtown Augusta dropped his rifle and grabbed his testicles!

By Me

January 15, 2009 8:40 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

By rekkidbraka

January 15, 2009 8:41 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold that Minneapolis sent Atlanta a “Get Warm Soon” card.

By lilchrissy

January 15, 2009 8:49 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold Atlanta invited Sherman back to town.

By pj

January 15, 2009 8:55 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold hell froze over.

By Jim

January 15, 2009 8:56 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold that I had to chisel my dog off the fire hydrant!

By GrammawMoses

January 15, 2009 8:56 AM | Link to this

It is so cold, that down at the city morgue, you can’t tell the stiffs from the guys who work there!

By Sweet Action

January 15, 2009 8:56 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold outside I couldn’t think of anything funny.

By Lynn Hartman

January 15, 2009 9:00 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold I saw a polar bear hitch-hiking to Florida.

By Robert

January 15, 2009 9:00 AM | Link to this

so cold today I saw a roach trying to jump start a mouse

By GrammawMoses

January 15, 2009 9:00 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold that a flasher ran up to me this morning and described himself to me!

By Chelle

January 15, 2009 9:04 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold…it’s cold

By B.D.S

January 15, 2009 9:10 AM | Link to this

It was so cold… beauty contestants had to draw pictures of themselves for the swimsuit competition! It was the first time talent was an asset in that event!

By vICTORIA'S sECRET

January 15, 2009 9:13 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold outside, the Thrashers SUCK.

By Tony Smith

January 15, 2009 9:18 AM | Link to this

It is so cold that I saw a GM executive with his hands in his own pockets.

By Rocket

January 15, 2009 9:19 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold, until I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking..

By Rocket

January 15, 2009 9:21 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold, until I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking..

By Lane Wells

January 15, 2009 9:27 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold, I have more degrees than my thermometer~!

By Lane Wells

January 15, 2009 9:29 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold, I have more degrees than my thermometer~!

By yianni

January 15, 2009 9:55 AM | Link to this

It’s colder than my ex-wife’s heart.

By Jaipe3000

January 15, 2009 9:59 AM | Link to this

It’s colder than Ann Coulter’s brassiere.

By dmc

January 15, 2009 10:05 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold flashers are describing themselves.

By Billy

January 15, 2009 10:12 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold, whenever I click the mouse button I can’t help but do it five or six times…

By Jer

January 15, 2009 10:14 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress

By MARCEL MARCEAU

January 15, 2009 10:18 AM | Link to this

,?,,.”“,.’,.!!!

By PJ

January 15, 2009 10:22 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife to stay warm!

By RJones

January 15, 2009 10:25 AM | Link to this

It is so cold, the girls are wearing flannel thongs.

By Patti

January 15, 2009 10:25 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold the hookers downtown are charging $20 just to blow on your hands.

By back-to-back-to-back

January 15, 2009 10:31 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold that rats are actually thankful to be doing it in a wool sock.

By Trina

January 15, 2009 10:31 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold that instead of the finger, drivers are giving each other the mitten.

By RJones

January 15, 2009 10:32 AM | Link to this

It is so cold, the Skinheads are wearing yamikas.

By PJ

January 15, 2009 10:34 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold Packer fans are wearing shirts.

By PJ

January 15, 2009 10:38 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold the cows are giving ice cream.

By Susan

January 15, 2009 10:41 AM | Link to this

It’s not really cold outside to me. I’m from the gulf coast…that’s probably why it isn’t really cold outside to me…

By Henny Youngman

January 15, 2009 10:44 AM | Link to this

Don’t y’all quit your day jobs!

By RJones

January 15, 2009 10:45 AM | Link to this

It is so !@#$%^&*()<>? cold, that I have run out of symbols to express how cold it is.

By Billy

January 15, 2009 10:57 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold, I don’t have the energy to give RJones crap for misspelling “yarmulkes”.

By RJones

January 15, 2009 10:58 AM | Link to this

It is so cold, I am writing my name in the snow with ice cubes.

By Shawn

January 15, 2009 11:03 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold I saw Superman in a cab.

By RJones

January 15, 2009 11:05 AM | Link to this

It is so cold RJones got that alternate spelling from Google, give them crap!

By RJones

January 15, 2009 11:12 AM | Link to this

It is so cold, I didn’t have the energy to learn Yiddish.

By Paul

January 15, 2009 11:15 AM | Link to this

It was so cold this morning that farmers in Putham County were having to build fires under the cows to thaw them out before they could milk them.

By RJones

January 15, 2009 11:20 AM | Link to this

It is so cold, my keyboard is demanding foreplay before I type anything.

By RJones

January 15, 2009 11:26 AM | Link to this

It is so cold, Obama changed his mind about the Labradoodle, and decided to get his girls a team of sled dogs.

By RJones

January 15, 2009 11:33 AM | Link to this

It is so cold, the bike riders’ spandex outfits have goose bumps.

By Joel K. Jones

January 15, 2009 11:37 AM | Link to this

It is so COLD, that I”d rather not comment. It may just make me colder.

By unidog10

January 15, 2009 11:37 AM | Link to this

It is so cold I had to eat at the Waffle House just for the heartburn!

By RJones

January 15, 2009 11:39 AM | Link to this

It is so cold, Bill Clinton started wearing underwear.

By jim

January 15, 2009 11:41 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold I saw a yankee on Peachtree Street looking for a Deli-he thought he was back in Jersey!

By Joel K. Jones

January 15, 2009 11:42 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold that you had better wrap your pipes, because you probably will want to be able to talk in the morning.

By MrLiberty

January 15, 2009 11:47 AM | Link to this

It was so cold in Washington DC that every poitician upheld his oath to defend the constitution and now we have the government Ron Paul and the founding fathers envisioned. Wait, that would be a cold day in hell…an obvious mistake.

By RJones

January 15, 2009 11:48 AM | Link to this

It is so cold, my thermometer said WTF!

By RJones

January 15, 2009 11:58 AM | Link to this

It is so cold, the strippers are wearing open-toed snowshoes.

By JMcQ

January 15, 2009 11:59 AM | Link to this

There was a polar bear in the checkout line at Burlington Coat Factory.

By RJones comment

January 15, 2009 12:00 PM | Link to this

RJones…your comment is so funny! hahahahahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh!!!

By David S

January 15, 2009 12:03 PM | Link to this

It was so cold outside that unless you look closely, you’d think that Frosty was a Snow WOMAN.

By missing the point?....

January 15, 2009 12:04 PM | Link to this

must be missing the humor in that, Alex….or are you just a sick fu*k

By JMcQ

January 15, 2009 12:04 PM | Link to this

Santa and Mrs. Claus said that they were going to spend the rest of their winter time off at the North Pole!

By RJones

January 15, 2009 12:05 PM | Link to this

It is so cold, the penquins are demanding time and a half.

By RJones

January 15, 2009 12:11 PM | Link to this

It is so cold, the Real Atlanta Housewives are thinking about getting a job, just to stay warm. Just kidding, NOTHING is that cold!

By j. moore

January 15, 2009 12:15 PM | Link to this

It so cold Alaskans finally decided to put on a shirt.

By From Midwest

January 15, 2009 12:17 PM | Link to this

Colder than a witch’s boob in a brass bra, in Nebraska, in the wintertime.

By RJones

January 15, 2009 12:18 PM | Link to this

It is so cold, the North Pole will now be referred to as the North Stub.

By David S

January 15, 2009 12:21 PM | Link to this

It was so cold outside I had to unstick my dog from the fire hydrant.

By RJones

January 15, 2009 12:24 PM | Link to this

It is so cold, PETA employees are wearing fur coats to their protests.

By RJones

January 15, 2009 12:31 PM | Link to this

It is so cold, the homeless are re-thinking their career choices.

By RJones

January 15, 2009 12:36 PM | Link to this

It is so cold, I don’t have goose bumps, I have moose bumps.

By RJones

January 15, 2009 1:04 PM | Link to this

It is so cold, it appears that all the girls in ATL are happy to see me today.

By RJones

January 15, 2009 1:22 PM | Link to this

Damn,where are my testicles? Let’s see……I saw them in the shower this morning………I had them when I got dressed……..

By RJones

January 15, 2009 1:36 PM | Link to this

It is so cold, the women are having to jump-start their vibrators.

By MHarden

January 15, 2009 8:49 PM | Link to this

It’s not cold, we’re just heat challenged.

By DHarden

January 15, 2009 9:05 PM | Link to this

It’s so cold I didn’t dare take my shoes off to throw at Bush on TV tonight even though I was inside.

By Sydney

January 15, 2009 9:21 PM | Link to this

It is so cold outside Simon Cowell is being nice.

By Nicholas Stewart

January 15, 2009 10:16 PM | Link to this

It’s so cold… that’s its safe to hang out tonight in downtown atlanta.

But don’t get use to it.

By Gary

January 16, 2009 12:02 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold….33 degrees sounds like a warm front

By WestGA

January 16, 2009 1:13 AM | Link to this

I heard that its so cold churchgoers are waiting in line to go to HELL!!

By WestGA

January 16, 2009 1:15 AM | Link to this

I heard that its so cold churchgoers are waiting in line to go to HELL!!

By tye

January 16, 2009 3:31 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold, Jehovah Witnesses are taking the day off.

By Joy

January 16, 2009 6:28 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold that my dog buried her leash under the couch and is waiting outside the bathroom door for her morning potty.

By Courtney

January 16, 2009 6:58 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold that the Eskimos don’t want to come here.

By ea

January 16, 2009 7:12 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold that no one got shot in East Atlanta last night.

By Donald Rumsfeld

January 16, 2009 8:22 AM | Link to this

It’s so cold that, as humanitarians, we’re using warm water for prisoner interrogation.

By RJones

January 16, 2009 9:47 AM | Link to this

It is so cold that my outside dogs freeze, and don’t thaw out until Feb. But we save a lot of money on dog food.

By RJones

January 16, 2009 11:36 AM | Link to this

It is so cold, that when I go outside, I hold my breath. In my hands!

By RJones

January 16, 2009 12:15 PM | Link to this

It is so cold, the Loveshack sold out of warming KY Gel. For a TOTALLY different reason.

By Sir Maxwell

January 16, 2009 12:32 PM | Link to this

It’s so cold, the credit markets froze.

By My dream came true

January 16, 2009 1:27 PM | Link to this

It’s so cold that all the ni66ers and spics stopped stealing!

By Marcia

January 16, 2009 2:42 PM | Link to this

It’s as cold as a cast iron commode! Not exactly a “Its so cold” joke but one of the many southern saying I hear down in South Georgia about cold weather.