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Flavor Flav chops down Tree
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
The “Tree” was chopped down. Flavor Flav apparently can’t share the spotlight so Tree, who apparently has modeled for magazines and tried out for the “America’s Next Top Model” reality show, had to be axed.
It’s funny how prickly some of these used-to-be-big stars always get bent out of shape of when, in their attempt to extend their 15 minutes of fame, someone else tries to ride their coattails.
So of course, Tree had to leave the mansion. He also didn’t like her talking about the ghetto in a negative light because he felt she was being “uppity” and snooty. (Trust me Flav, you don’t need help in putting anyone in a negative light. The mouth grille, Crayola colored pimp suits and near-minstrel like antics are doing a great job. But it’s entertaining.)
So even though Sinceer is a conniving, back-stabbing, alien-looking alcoholic of a creature, he kept her on, along with Black, Thing 2 (I’ll get to her in a second) and Seezinz.
No wonder he can’t find love, he’d rather be with a drunk than a woman who can at least hold a job and an intelligent conversation. And he seems to think he really can find love with these women, most of whom are out to further their careers.
Now to Thing 2. (I actually believe she is trying to find true love as ugly attracts ugly.) The poor girl obviously hasn’t experienced anything good in her life.
She got some alone time with the hardest working ugly man in the reality TV business and they ended up in a romantic kiss. I kept thinking, what if they got married and had a baby? That”s way too much ugly between those two for the baby to come out looking anything but.
Most women I know would rather drink battery acid before locking lips with Flavor Flav, but the desperate have no shame. She compared it with losing her maidenhood. If that’s the case, perhaps the ugly men of the world do have a chance.
What do you think? Was he right in letting Tree go? Was she too snooty?
Comments
By kay
April 22, 2008 10:35 AM | Link to this
Ha, ha, haaaaaa!!!! You are so right. I can’t imagine seeing those two bear-rillas (Thing 2 & Flav) having a child together, nor can I imagine bear-rilla #1 and that zebramonkey Sinceer procreating. Somethings should simply be outlawed. I will say that the individuals remaining are a more realisic group for Flav… he is attempting to choose women within his realm.
By such haters
April 22, 2008 11:18 AM | Link to this
Yet another good episode. In the end, i think he will chose Thing 2. She does have love for him. The radio spot was off the chain!
Flav keep making me laugh!
By Trish
April 22, 2008 12:29 PM | Link to this
I obviously do not have anything else to do even though I am at work. It’s not Flavor Flav or any of the women that are on the show, it is us the public that has made a complete fool of ourselves, everytime I finish looking at a episode I realize just how incomplete my life must be. What’s really bad, is the first season my children and grandchildren was watching this until midnite (the finale) some did not make it to work or school the next day. I understand Flav, he’s making money, the women are getting exposure and we are loosing sleep. Guess again, who the losers are in this situation.
By Trish
April 22, 2008 12:31 PM | Link to this
I obviously do not have anything else to do even though I am at work. It’s not Flavor Flav or any of the women that are on the show, it is us the public that has made a complete fool of ourselves, everytime I finish looking at a episode I realize just how incomplete my life must be. What’s really bad, is the first season my children and grandchildren was watching this until midnite (the finale) some did not make it to work or school the next day. I understand Flav, he’s making money, the women are getting exposure and we are loosing sleep. Guess again, who the losers are in this situation.
By Trish
April 22, 2008 12:31 PM | Link to this
I obviously do not have anything else to do even though I am at work. It’s not Flavor Flav or any of the women that are on the show, it is us the public that has made a complete fool of ourselves, everytime I finish looking at a episode I realize just how incomplete my life must be. What’s really bad, is the first season my children and grandchildren was watching this until midnite (the finale) some did not make it to work or school the next day. I understand Flav, he’s making money, the women are getting exposure and we are loosing sleep. Guess again, who the losers are in this situation.
By Trish
April 22, 2008 12:31 PM | Link to this
I obviously do not have anything else to do even though I am at work. It’s not Flavor Flav or any of the women that are on the show, it is us the public that has made a complete fool of ourselves, everytime I finish looking at a episode I realize just how incomplete my life must be. What’s really bad, is the first season my children and grandchildren was watching this until midnite (the finale) some did not make it to work or school the next day. I understand Flav, he’s making money, the women are getting exposure and we are loosing sleep. Guess again, who the losers are in this situation.
By Trish
April 22, 2008 12:31 PM | Link to this
I obviously do not have anything else to do even though I am at work. It’s not Flavor Flav or any of the women that are on the show, it is us the public that has made a complete fool of ourselves, everytime I finish looking at a episode I realize just how incomplete my life must be. What’s really bad, is the first season my children and grandchildren was watching this until midnite (the finale) some did not make it to work or school the next day. I understand Flav, he’s making money, the women are getting exposure and we are loosing sleep. Guess again, who the losers are in this situation.
By JAQUE
April 22, 2008 12:34 PM | Link to this
Some of you are so puzzled by Flavor Flavs looks that you seem to not understand that the man is not dumb. Amongst other things, how many of us are classically trained pianists? So, while you are banging your heads against the wall wondering how and why a man with his looks he has a “bachelor-like” reality show with women clamoring to be his next pick, realize that he knows this and has embraced his looks (as hard as it may seem) and uses that as his biggest asset to gain attention and we are all helping him by tuning in and helping move his star up the ladder. BTW, he does have a sitcom beginning this fall.
By Black
April 22, 2008 12:53 PM | Link to this
sorry to spill the beans but he choose me! hehehehehe
By Da Dawg
April 22, 2008 2:13 PM | Link to this
Having read many of the posts here, I see a true illustration of “GIGO.”
By Tim
April 22, 2008 2:26 PM | Link to this
GOD PLEASE, MAKE THEM STOP!!!! ALL OF THEM!
By Mr Charlie
April 22, 2008 3:39 PM | Link to this
I wonder if battery acid has a slightly sweet or bitter aftertaste?
By Beezy
April 22, 2008 8:40 PM | Link to this
Okay…as a result of the latest episode, I have determined that:
Seezinz is out because she can’t kiss (tried to shove her tongue down Flav’s throat)!
Thing 2 - will make it to the final two because she really does seem to like Flav without any ulterior motives. Though if she wins she might fall apart because Thing 1 can’t go everywhere with them. That twin connection is spooky!
Black - might make it to the final two because she is an attractive girl and Flav is mezmerised by her like he was with Hoops, although if he doesn’t meet her family that may hurt her chances.
Sinceer - he likes her but not as much as the others.
My prediction is Black and Thing 2 are the finals.
By E
April 23, 2008 9:15 AM | Link to this
I don’t believe in “talking down” on Flav, this is (I think) the 4th season of this show? If your not use to him kissing the girls by now…..My biggest flaw is Thing 2 losing all that weight, it’s like watching Top Model the way she is dropping lbs. I always get a good laugh from the show, now that Miss Rap Supreme is the one I can’t stand
By Buddha Lover
April 24, 2008 9:01 PM | Link to this
By Jen Jacobs
April 24, 2008 9:18 PM | Link to this
OH MY GOD! BUDDAH I’M SOOOOO SORRY!!
Have you all seen Buddah’s dedication for the anniversary of his dead brother?! This is sooo sad. I love this man FOR REAL now! I’m soo sorry I hated on him during the show…. explains a lot in my eyes.
I’m so sorry Buddah, it wasn’t your fault and I’m sure Sammy’s in a better place now. He’s proud of you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbnwT5wkbXw
By Mark
April 30, 2008 3:34 PM | Link to this
You nogs need a life…