By Tim

November 16, 2007 8:18 AM | Link to this

I have to go with Cooking with Pooh.

By Jeff

November 16, 2007 8:38 AM | Link to this

I’ll go for Cooking with Pooh as well. The others are funny and might be worth a buy just to have a conversation piece, but Cooking With Pooh… well, it would take a LOT of explaining, or flat out showing them that the ‘Pooh’ in question is the bear we grew up with rather than something else entirely!

By sansho1

November 16, 2007 8:56 AM | Link to this

I’m crashing the party with this:

“How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?”

Don’t believe me? Go to Amazon and search “depression anus malarkey”. You’d planned to, anyway….

By Kate

November 16, 2007 8:57 AM | Link to this

I’ll go with Curious George and the High Voltage Fence. I wish I had thought of it!! So funny!

By Michelle

November 16, 2007 9:07 AM | Link to this

Anything by Ann Coulter.

By lovelyliz

November 16, 2007 9:09 AM | Link to this

Coming Out: A Transsexual Debutante’s Surprise to the South

Sounds awful to me

By smitr

November 16, 2007 9:59 AM | Link to this

These may not be real books but they’re still pretty awful: 1. You’re Different — And That’s Bad 2. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables 3. Meet Robert: Dad’s New Wife 4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share 5. The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking 6. Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her 7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 8. All Cats Go to Hell 9. The Little Sissy That Snitched 10.Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends? 11.That’s It, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption. 12.Grandpa Gets a Casket 13.101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool 14.The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15.Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear 16.The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17.Strangers Have the Best Candy 18.Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 19.You Were an Accident 20.Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21.Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 22.Your Nightmares Are Real 23.Where Would You Like to be Buried? 24.You’ve Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown 25.Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose

By Andrew

November 16, 2007 7:32 PM | Link to this

I’m still laughing at a post from last week. If I Did It: by OJ Simpson. Still the best one

By thecowssaidmoo

November 16, 2007 7:40 PM | Link to this

“Useful Stories From The AJC” :)

By N

November 16, 2007 8:57 PM | Link to this

“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry” was taken from Maxim magazine several years ago. Still funny, but not real and already done.

By jon

November 16, 2007 9:02 PM | Link to this

The Bible (non-fiction)

By Lulubelle

November 17, 2007 3:24 AM | Link to this

“Letting It Go: a History of American Incontinence” has got to be a disgusting book and title…

By Tiki

November 17, 2007 3:30 AM | Link to this

Check this one out! If you want closure in your relationship start with your legs..

By ron

November 17, 2007 5:49 AM | Link to this

I’ll vote for”The stray shopping carts of Eastern North America’.

By Bill Wright II

November 17, 2007 5:56 AM | Link to this

“Everything You’ll Need to Remember About Alzheimer’s”

By Bikini Bimbo

November 17, 2007 8:38 AM | Link to this

Phil Kloer criticizes scatalogical titles and then awards “Cooking w/ Pooh”.

‘duff said

By NICK

November 17, 2007 11:12 AM | Link to this

The KORAN!

By Mark

November 17, 2007 11:41 AM | Link to this

The bible (fiction)

By Craig

November 18, 2007 5:27 AM | Link to this

Okay Sansho, I didn’t believe you - but you were right.

Just one more question, though, does it work?

By kellix

November 18, 2007 8:57 AM | Link to this

thug matrimony by wahida clark

By kia

November 18, 2007 11:55 AM | Link to this

“Who Drooled on My Shoulder? A Guide to Sleeping Well on Trans-Atlantic Flights”

By sansho1

November 18, 2007 12:55 PM | Link to this

I’ll vote for the shopping carts

By Solange

November 18, 2007 1:50 PM | Link to this

“Everything You’ll Need to Remember About Alzheimer’s”

By Marcelle

November 18, 2007 3:37 PM | Link to this

Cancel-Your-Own-Goddam-Subscription by William F Buckley is the worst I’ve seen. What a shame to use our Father’s name in vain. Reckon he doesn’t believe in the 10 Commandments. I’ve let it slip in the past also but I would never consider putting it in the title of a book which gets vast exposure. Gof will get him for this. He’s so money and possession rich he probably doesn’t care. But Hell is waiting on his arrival. Of course, the AJC is liberal so they wouldn’t consider this one as one of the worst.

By Peachy

November 18, 2007 4:22 PM | Link to this

I hate to do this, but…

“How to be a Winner: Tips and Tricks for Success by the 2007 Atlanta Falcons”

OMFG it’s 31-0 with less than 2 mins left… BARF

I’d actually read “Coming Out” because it sounds hilarious, but the worst up there is the history of incontinence.

Oh wait, the Falcons just scored a TD…yay.

By Matt

November 18, 2007 7:17 PM | Link to this

Letting it go: A History of American Incontinence

By SC

November 18, 2007 11:28 PM | Link to this

Field guide to Shopping Carts! Too funny and off the wall…gets my vote.

By FCM

November 19, 2007 9:33 AM | Link to this

OK, one of mine made the top 10! WOO HOO….nearly spilled my coffee when I saw it this morning….However owning a copy of ‘Chef Mickey’ I think that Disney could have done a better job of titling their Children’s cookbook (“Recipes from the 100 Acre Wood” would be better)….therefore “Cooking With Pooh” gets my top vote.

By dc

November 19, 2007 11:13 AM | Link to this

As much as I love Winnie the Pooh, I could not bring myself to by a book titled “Cooking with Pooh” - this gets my vote for worst title.

By Elise

November 30, 2007 4:48 PM | Link to this

Cooking with Pooh is the worst because it is the most plausibly true, judging from the cover art shown. Somehow I think the shopping cart guide and the transexual book sound like they could also be real.