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Vote for the best six-word memoir

Thanks to everyone who entered the Six-Word Memoir Contest, this blog’s version of the original concept at Smith’s Magazine, and keyed to the upcoming book “Not Quite What I Was Planning.”

The range of entries was amazing. There was a lot of humor, some cockeyed philosophizing, plenty of God, and the usual amount of utter cluelessness. (Six words, people. Six. Words.) Some were very positive, some broke my heart, and some I puzzled over.

But with 270 or so entries, the only way to pull off a popular vote is to limit it to 10. And I am the limiter. Many people clearly poured their essence into these, and if you did not make it, I’m sorry. I tried to come up with a range of nominees, and I had to eliminate some that were extremely clever but felt more like a philosophy of life than a memoir.

Here are the 10. I will leave voting open until midnight Oct. 21. Please vote one time (yes, I can tell). The winner, as stated before, gets my advance copy of “Not Quite What I Was Planning” and immeasurable satisfaction.

Best Six-Word Memoirs. Vote for one.

Looked for love, wives caught me.

I grew in confidence, I think.

I missed life. I was working.

Bein’ ruint frees you up some.

Valedictorian now teaches bottom of class.

She was all that. I wanted.

Lost leg, gained perspective and weight.

My teenage self would be pleased.

Husband and children were not enough.

Mama: beauty queen. I favor dad.

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By lawyerdaggett

October 16, 2007 7:24 AM | Link to this

I like, I think. Maybe not.

By monteal

October 16, 2007 7:51 AM | Link to this

I like “my teenage self would have been pleased ” it makes you think did I follow my dreams… and were they worth following…..

By Becky

October 16, 2007 8:08 AM | Link to this

My teenage self would be pleased.

By KA

October 16, 2007 8:18 AM | Link to this

I really enjoyed reading these. I printed them out and chose my favorites (30!) and five were in the list of your ten choices. I vote for My teenage self would be pleased.

By DYJ

October 16, 2007 8:27 AM | Link to this

My vote “I missed life. I was working.”

By workingmom

October 16, 2007 8:42 AM | Link to this

My teenage self would be pleased.

By mozymozart

October 16, 2007 8:47 AM | Link to this

I liked many, but one that caught my eye first time I read it was: My teenage self would be pleased Congrats!

By Righteoussisterfurey

October 16, 2007 9:30 AM | Link to this

I vote for “Bein ruint frees you up some.”

By Kate

October 16, 2007 9:31 AM | Link to this

This is hard!! I’ll go with: Lost leg, gained perspective and weight. Sums it up, ya know.

By Peachy

October 16, 2007 9:35 AM | Link to this

Even though none of mine were nominated :o( I think “My Teenage Self Would Be Pleased” is the best, although there is a bit of sad truth to “I missed life. I was working.”

The Important Thing Is, I Tried.

By Kat

October 16, 2007 9:36 AM | Link to this

I love “Bein ruint frees you up some.” You can just imagine a whole rich life lived based on that bit of optimism.

By Sue

October 16, 2007 9:37 AM | Link to this

My teenaged self would be pleased

By Larry

October 16, 2007 9:44 AM | Link to this

The absolute truth inherent in Bein’ ruint frees you up some makes it the best title.

By FCM

October 16, 2007 9:59 AM | Link to this

My take on the top 10

Looked for love, wives caught me.—humorous but is adultery really something we should vote FOR?

I grew in confidence, I think.—hmmm, I like it, I guess.

I missed life. I was working.—Definately something I can relate too. Although I made modifactions before the memoir was necessary.

Bein’ ruint frees you up some.—I think this is on Rhett Butler’s head stone.

Valedictorian now teaches bottom of class.—This person must teach in GA Public Schools.

She was all that. I wanted.—Sounds like someone pinned all their hopes another, what does that say?

Lost leg, gained perspective and weight. —Humorous. Tragic. Would make a good movie.

My teenage self would be pleased.—Very wise, I LOVE THIS. Gets my vote.

Husband and children were not enough.—Did Gloria Steinham die?

Mama: beauty queen. I favor dad.—ROFL!

By kia

October 16, 2007 10:10 AM | Link to this

My vote is for:

My teenage self would be pleased.

By Pat

October 16, 2007 10:23 AM | Link to this

My teenage self would be pleased - wow - what a title! I’d read this one.

By WILLOWPEN

October 16, 2007 11:47 AM | Link to this

I HAVE ONE IN THE TOP TEN!!! YEAH BUT I LIKE THE ONE: “I MISSED LIFE. I WAS WORKING” PROFOUND

By reader

October 16, 2007 12:38 PM | Link to this

I vote for: “I missed life. I was working” - too true these days…

By Phil Kloer

October 16, 2007 12:54 PM | Link to this

Folks, I gotta give a shoutout to Willowpen, who really does have one of the Top 10, and voted for someone else. I think that shows a ton of class. Now, Willowpen, you can clinch the Classiness Award if you stop typing in all caps. They do that over on the sports blogs a lot. We know better over here. :)

By Lily Toad

October 16, 2007 2:49 PM | Link to this

Lost leg, gained perspective and weight. This is complex and makes me want to know more.

By erinanne

October 17, 2007 12:18 PM | Link to this

Bein’ ruint frees you up some.

By GuyUsingFakeEmail

October 17, 2007 4:36 PM | Link to this

My teenage self would be pleased.

By Cammi317

October 19, 2007 8:38 AM | Link to this

My teenage self would be pleased.

By Comfort Food

October 19, 2007 9:25 AM | Link to this

“Bein ruint frees you up some”

By Shannon, M.Div.

October 19, 2007 9:39 AM | Link to this

I like “Husband and children were not enough.” Other people can never be the source of one’s fulfillment, and I appreciate that someone experiences that a full life has to involve more than giving one’s self away.

By Jane

October 19, 2007 9:41 AM | Link to this

My teenage self would be pleased.

By Deanna

October 19, 2007 9:46 AM | Link to this

I missed life. I was working.

By C1Jay

October 19, 2007 9:53 AM | Link to this

My teenage self would be pleased

By SexyCool

October 19, 2007 10:50 AM | Link to this

teenage self gets my vote…also, where can we see ALL of the entries???

thanks…

By Phil Kloer

October 19, 2007 11:58 AM | Link to this

To Sexycool: All the entries are on the original blog, which is just up a few spots on this blog. If you can see a link labeled Contests along the left side, click that. Or you can cut and paste this URL http://www.ajc.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/accessatlanta/book/entries/2007/10/11/writeyoursixwordmemoircont.html

By Viki

October 20, 2007 11:11 PM | Link to this

This was a very very interesting topic! I printed out 15 pages of the posts. I’ve enjoyed reading these several times. I have been reading AJC blogs for a couple of years and pardon the caps Phil, but JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS MY FIRST TIME POSTING (last time in all caps :) My vote goes for Bein ruint frees you up some

By Phil Kloer

October 22, 2007 3:20 PM | Link to this

Viki: Since it’s your first time posting, we’ll forgive the all caps. Once. But come back and post some more. See how easy it is?

 

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